/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/,

Anyone else of you who gets horny whenever you take a dump?
Or a raging boner when you eat breakfast?

Do you have any other every day things that makes you horny?

[Anonymous No.]

I get a boner when I look at pictures of Miku ass.

No, I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry.

[Shikieiki !!KvMSlptKvlj No.]

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

i get horny when looking suika, no idea why.

[Anonymous No.]

Has this ever happened to you?
Also 9000 hours of MS Paint.

[Anonymous No.]

I always get a boner when browsing /jp/.

I have no idea why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3672621
OP here, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3672621
Yes, when I get a boner. It was cold to the touch. My dick felt dirty......... *sob* It was scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3672621
I think you should leave. Back to /b/ with your "over 9000 hurrr durr xd so randum"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3672621
Oh for fuck sakes this happens to me all the time.

I have to adjust how I fucking sit just so I can continue shitting without my dick touching the bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

I always get a boner when I'm on a bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3672621
Yes, it bothers me greatly. I ask God why am I one of the minority who have to suffer like this just because I have a bigger penis.

[Anonymous No.]

Sleeping turns me on, I always wake up with a boner

[Anonymous No.]

I get a boner when I'm on a plane. Snake's on the plane!

[Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. No.]

>>3672624
I do too.
No thanks to some prick who yet again posts Miku's damn delicious rear.
I JUST FAPPED 6 TIMES ALREADY, IT'S NOT LIKE ANOTHER ROUND WILL KILL ME.

Damn it. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>3672641
I think we all have morning glories at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3672647
I don't, I fap too much.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>3672655
Same here.
Then again, I think there might be some underlying condition since I really have to force it to get up.