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You will be staring at this when you wake up in the middle of the night

>> No.3659758

but I sleep facing down.

>> No.3659773

I wouldn't mind her watching over me while I sleep. Its comforting to know that someone's watching over me.

>> No.3659781

>>3659758
How do you breathe?

>> No.3659794 [DELETED] 

>>3659754
plz stop spamming ur board on www.anòntálk.com plox were tired of ur constant fuckin spam plus stop lying about at ok

>> No.3659800

>>3659781
slowly suffocate, then roll over

rinse and repeat.

>> No.3659805

I'll be prepared with a bucketful of water above the door, intentionally left slightly ajar.
Oh, what a genius I am.

>> No.3659808 [DELETED] 

wow.....yer fantasy???

>> No.3659809

which touhou is that supposed to be?

>> No.3659813

does anyone else sleep with their arms up under the pillow their head is on? last time this came up I was the only person in the group that did that and felt lonely ;_;

>> No.3659822

>>3659813
Come to think of it, I think I do that.

>> No.3659823

>>3659813

While sleeping on your stomach? Yeah, I do that.

>>3659756

And I'm waiting for her. The minute I hear at the door I'm gonna grab her and violently fuck her.

She'd probably enjoy that.

>> No.3659833

>>3659822
>>3659823
I feel like one of Many now.

>> No.3659843

>>3659813

I usually start on my back but end up like that. I must be unconsciously desiring a hug while awake I tell myself I don't need people to be happy....;_;

>> No.3659863

>>3659843
Sometimes I hug a pillow when I sleep. I should get a proper dakimakura.

>> No.3659894

>>3659809
Rumia or Flandre. Easily tricked youkais/vampires.

After my corny trick of soaking them wet when they tried to sneak into my room, I'll proceed to apologize and offer to dry them with some towels. I let her cry for a while and wait for things to calm down.

With the heater turned on, we'll sip some hot tea together and laugh at each other's jokes, while she wipes away the last of her tears. Then we part under the veranda as she gave me a mischievous smile.

I locked my the door to my bedroom and slept soundly that night. Dreaming of warm and happy things.

>> No.3659903

>>3659894
>he thinks a locked door can stop a vampire
hahahahaha

>> No.3659908

I sleep with a maglite and a claw hammer because I have security issues.

SUCK STEEL MONSTER!

>> No.3659928

Jokes on her, I've got a bottle of holy water and a cross right by my bed.

>> No.3659932

>>3659903
I have accustomed myself to visitors from the realm of Gensokyo, friendly to frightening ones, from day to night. I can think of ways to deal with them on the spot.

I always take it easy.

>> No.3659939 [DELETED] 

dood...u fucking scare me...

>> No.3659944

>>3659903
A vampire can not enter your domicile unless you have invited it in.

>> No.3659950

>>3659944
Well fuck, I guess asking all aliens, vampires, or other supernatural entities to come see me was a bad idea then.

>> No.3659947

>>3659928
Amateur. If you were any good, you'd forego obvious things and just keep curtains that can easily be twisted into a religious symbol and such.

>> No.3659961

>>3659928
Are your reflexes fast enough to reach for them by the time you notice her ? Chances are, their claws will be ripping into your hands by the time you start to move.

>> No.3661099

[x] raep

>> No.3661102

>>3661099
A thousand Bad Apples!! are now raining down on you.

>> No.3661118

>>3659932
But she has Laevatein. You can't guard against that.

>> No.3661178
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>> No.3661198

But I sleep facing the wall, which is right next to my bed. The only thing I could be staring at is my Garfield plushie.

>> No.3661205 [DELETED] 

>>3659752
plz stop spamming ur board on www.ånóñtálk.com ( remove dots n shit ) were tired of ur constant fuckin spam plus stop lying about at ok

>> No.3661304

OP is Yuka u idiots

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3661314

You will be staring at this when you wake up in the middle of the night

>> No.3662546

I roll around a lot in my sleep, so I really duno what positition I usually sleep in, my bed never has streight covers after I sleep.
Sometimes I find myself sleeping under my pillows.

>> No.3662587

I have a Gengar plushy near my bed and when i wake up i see his shit eating grin

>> No.3662613

>>3662587
i want a gengar plushy ;_;

>> No.3662628

>>3659773
This.

>> No.3662629

I sleep facing down, always facing the left, with my left arm under my pillow where my head is, and my right arm under my head. Kind of like I'm hugging the pillow with .. OH GOD

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3662647

Ooh, scary, scary.

>> No.3662725

>>3659813

I used to sleep like that when I was under 13. Then I got pneumonia and started to get fat. Now, I can't do it even though I want to.

>> No.3662757

>>3659756
[x] go back to sleep
>>3661178
[x]go back to sleep
>>3662647
[x]throw boot then go back to sleep

Now I can see why these studio apartments are so goddamn cheap.

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