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New thread for the strongest, kindest, prettiest, cutest, loveliest, horniest, youngest and best maiden in Gensokyo!

>> No.36557353

Omnipotent
Lady
Dreams, &

Helps
All
Gensokyo!

>> No.36557449
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36557449

>>36556914
I want to make gap-chan happy. How do I do this?

>> No.36557913

>>36557449
Marry her and make her a mother

>> No.36557975
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36557975

>>36556914
Auntie! Auntie Yukari is old! Auntie, auntie, auntie!

>> No.36557998
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36557998

>>36557913
Sounds simple enough. Are there any other conditions I should expect?

>> No.36558672

>>36557998
She's not very fertile anymore. Your kids will probably be a bit fucked up too. These things happen with old age though, don't let it discourage you.

>> No.36558779

>>36557975
You shut up, Eirin.

>> No.36559237
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36559237

>>36558672
Lies and slander
Yukari is a youkai, a supernatural immortal
She'll be young and fertile forever
Your children will be similarly superhuman

>> No.36559640

>>36559237
I bet her back would give out during sex!

>> No.36560680

yukari is a repeat offender
she must be judged accordingly for her crimes against humanity

>> No.36560707

>>36560680
What are the crimes officer?

>> No.36561173

>>36560707
child endangerment and molestation of a local shrine maiden

>> No.36561419

>>36561173
That sounds pretty serious, do you have any proof or evidence of such claims?

>> No.36561933

>>36561419
i will mete out justice with my bare hands

>> No.36562861

>>36561933
Good luck, she’ll probably end up capturing and molesting you in her basement.

>> No.36563488

>>36556914
*haggiest

>> No.36565350
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36565350

smug gap moment

>> No.36565964

>>36565350
Smug is for fug

>> No.36566003

>>36565964
smug is for gamers only.

>> No.36566188

>>36556914
>strongest
Debatable.

>kindest
This one is a battle between Kasen, Byakuren, Hina, Shikieiki or Keine. Yukari can't keep up with them.

>prettiest
Kaguya beats her there.

>cutest
Koishi, Youmu, Futo, Flan, Kogasa, Kyouko, Cirno and Yuuka (Youkai Moe)

>loveliest
As lovely as the other 2hus. Nothing outstanding. But if we're talking maturity then she has quite the Competition (Shikieiki, Eirin, Keine, Kasen, Okina, Byakuren, Miko, Yuyuko, Kanako etc.) for that Title.

>horniest
The bunnies and the other animal-like youkai are a thing, plus Kasen is "The Wild and Horned Hermit" and Oni's like Suika have literal Horns.
>youngest
Thats Kosuzu. Yukarin is 17 while Kosuzu is 12 or so.
>maiden
Heh, yeah right.

Looks like Yukarin is nothing special after all.

>> No.36566204

>>36566188
this is why sands is better.

>> No.36566215
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36566215

>>36566188
Putting koishit in any kind of list for comparing purposes invalidates your entire point.

>> No.36566230

>>36566215
this post of yours is not a koishi gaming moment.

>> No.36566305
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36566305

>>36566215
So Sad

>> No.36566318
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36566318

>>36556914
Yukari is a Niger

>> No.36566709

>>36566318
secks

>> No.36566770
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36566770

>>36566215
Shut up, you can't do this stupid hag

>> No.36571819
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36571819

>>36566770
Shut up, Koishi. No one likes your autistic ass.

>> No.36571836
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36571836

>>36566770
Also, your sister is hotter.

>> No.36571869
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36571869

I will make gappy happy

>> No.36572060
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36572060

>>36566188

>> No.36572412
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36572412

fluffy

>> No.36574598

>>36571819
bruh shut up hag.

>> No.36574754
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36574754

>>36571819
She only does it like that because she can't do it the normal way.

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36574814

>>36556914

>> No.36575103

>>36574754
Oh my! black lingerie!
I wonder who she's seeing tonight!

>> No.36575413

>>36574814
Damn, fat!

>> No.36575879

>>36575103
A chiropractor with how she’s thrown out her poor back.

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36579698

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36580208

>>36574754

>> No.36580220

>>36580208
lol look at those arms and that face, she looks like a man

>> No.36580578

>>36580220
Bend over

>> No.36583292

YUKARI'S LEWD GLOVES!

>> No.36586169
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36586169

I love Yukarin so much

>> No.36596295
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36596295

sex with Yukarin is best sex!

>> No.36603967

>>36596295
gappy likes you
you may want to run

>> No.36604044

>>36603967
run towards her?

>> No.36604130

>>36603967
Ask the Lunarians for refuge. Im sure that even thier cold hearts will melt of they hear what situation you're in.

It will probably turn into a similar situation like Junko and Chang'e

>> No.36604291

>>36604044
yes, run towards her!

>> No.36604468
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36604468

>>36603967
Don't be silly
There's no hope of escape from Yukari, no matter where you run and hide
And once she wraps her arms around you, her superhuman strength will ensure you wont be able to break free until you're pulled into a gap and brought to your new home

>> No.36604751

>>36604468
chill bro, she ain't real.

>> No.36604771 [DELETED] 

>>36604468
Yukarin is scary! Yukari's home must be scary too!

>> No.36604801

>>36604751
get off /jp/

>> No.36604848

>>36604801
no good sir, I will not get off /jp/.

>> No.36604871

>>36604848
also you need a reality check.

>> No.36605092

>>36604871
just letting every one know this is me telling him (the guy who believes Yukari is real) that he should get a reality check knowing that he desperately needs one.

>> No.36605361

>>36604751
Do you have a peer reviewed study from a reputable source to back up that claim?

>> No.36605382

>>36604751
>>36604848
>>36604871
>>36605092
Get off /jp/

>> No.36612252
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36612252

how can I impregnate Yukarin & make her a happy mom?

>> No.36613079

>>36605361
she's from a video game idiot and even if she were real she would never love your diabetic ass.

>> No.36613089

>>36605382
nope

>> No.36613967

>>36603967
>run
do I look like a bitch to you?

>> No.36614331

>>36613089
you disgust me

>> No.36614456

Hugging gappy! Telling her you like a youkai like her! Her doing magic to make you her immortal partner! Eternally together with haggy gappy!

Ran and Chen sleeping at the foot of our bed!

>> No.36615567

>>36614331
too bad jackass, I am still here and she is still not real.

>> No.36623725

>>36615567
Does it matter?

>> No.36627092

>>36623725
yes it does lel.

>> No.36627439

>>36627092
Why exactly? Characters don't need to exist to be cool, they just need good design and lore.
And don't mind the "get out" thing, I prefer people like you around here than the Twitter faggots...

>> No.36627480

>>36615567
was going to make a joke about the definition of reality then i remembered that at the rate teenager IQs have been dropping over the last 30 years you'd be comparable to a nigger and probably wouldn't get it

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36628567

I need a thighjob by Yukarin so desperately

>> No.36629390

>I don't choose witch Characters are real and also thank you for saying I am better than the retards on twitter.

>> No.36629403

>>36629390
I did not mean for that to be a green text, woops.

>> No.36629440

>>36627480
what I meant was that the Characters are fictional as in they were made for a story by a guy and also your wifeus will never love you even if they were real faggot witch there not.

>> No.36633987

>>36629390
It was me! The other anon still hates you.

>> No.36634067

>>36629440
OTHER GUY HERE AGAIN!
Well, yes, they are fictional, but I don't get why they are less cool because of that. I get the obvious part that they can't love back, but why should the anon you were talking stop loving their waifu? The most common thing I see is people with unrequited love...
I mean, I don't love people expecting that they love me back, and I obviously can't expect a CHARACTER to love me back too, so...?

>> No.36639122

>>36634067
but if you try hard enough you can get a real girl who loves you back.

>> No.36639127

>>36639122
who am I kidding, if you have a wifu you will never get a girlfrend.

>> No.36645554
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[ERROR]

AHEM!

Attention! Attention everyone! I have something of utmost importance to say!

I love Yukarin :)

>> No.36645746

>>36645554
Are you sure? She is old. Perhaps the shrine maiden would suite you better

>> No.36645800

>>36645554
I do too, I want make Yukari feel like she is in her 200s again

>> No.36646088
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[ERROR]

make a happy family with beauty gappy!

>> No.36653113

>>36646088
gappy is just some old hag, go with someone younger.

>> No.36653126

>>36653113
no, thats what makes it hot

>> No.36653788

>>36653126
pal, some old ass granny is not hot and hags will never be hot, just like you.

>> No.36657799
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[ERROR]

Age is purely a mortal concept, my love for Yukarin is eternal.

>> No.36665365

>>36657799
she would be eternal, if she were real.

>> No.36665464
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[ERROR]

>> No.36665470
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[ERROR]

the sluttiest

>> No.36665491
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[ERROR]

>>36604751

>> No.36665512

>>36665491
she still is not real.

>> No.36668767

>>36665512
shut up cunt

>> No.36669434

>>36668767
The Machine is strong. We must purge the weak, hated flesh and replace it with the blessed purity of metal. Only through permanence can we truly triumph, only through the Machine can we find victory. Punish the flesh. Iron in mind and body. Hail the Machine!

>> No.36669567

>>36665470
she's just 17 bro

>> No.36670969
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[ERROR]

>> No.36679893

>>36669434
if you think she is real then your a gay faggot.

>> No.36680439

>>36679893
Our people are awakening, and soon all of the galaxy shall be ours once more.

>> No.36681283

>>36680439
you sound like an insane cultist, get mental help.

>> No.36681374

>>36561173
We all know that shrine maiden secretly likes it.

>> No.36681407

>>36681374
kid, she dose not like your insane rambling unless she is part of your cult to.

>> No.36681420

>>36681283
The Imperium is a weak old man, ready and waiting to be broken apart by his vengeful sons.

>> No.36681436

>>36681420
i'm not old, unlike that hag you like to much.

>> No.36681454

>>36681436
With the thirty-seven keys of Tzeentch, we open the way for our brothers. With the thousand whispers of Slaanesh, we call to them. With the twelve plagues of Nurgle, we fell their enemies. And with the mighty axe of Khorne, we cut open the world for them.

>> No.36681471

>>36681454
I think you watched a little to much anime.

>> No.36681493

>>36681471
Dogma is like tough meat. It is best well-chewed.

>> No.36681522

>>36681493
touhou is not real insane faggot.

>> No.36681528

>>36681522
Faith, hate, vengeance and truth; these are our tenets. Embrace them.

>> No.36681551

>>36681528
kid. if touhou is real then prove it right now.

>> No.36681568

>>36681551
The revelation of spirit when encountering the power of Chaos is as freeing for the machine as it is for the mortal mind. It is our duty to create this blessed state of union.

>> No.36681591

>>36681568
give me some evidence, not this bull shit.

>> No.36681605

>>36681591
he minds of gods are not for mortals to know or to judge. Accept that Tzeentch has a place for all of us in his grand scheme, and be happy in the part you have to play.

>> No.36681630

>>36681605
what the fuck is a Tzeentch, did you slam your head on your keybord.

>> No.36681648

>>36681630
It is the fate of the weak to die unknown, and the destiny of the strong to rule for eternity. Give me glory, or give me death!

>> No.36681667

>>36681648
stop dodging questions faggot also you not strong but you are a cultist.

>> No.36681695

>>36681667
This is our galaxy. Ours to corrupt. Ours to enslave. The gods will not be denied their prize.

>> No.36681709

>>36681695
kid touhou is still not real just give up.

>> No.36681752

>>36681709
Impurity shall be our armour
Hate shall be our weapon
Immortality shall be our reward

>> No.36681763

>>36681752
speak like a human, not a faggot autist.

>> No.36681874

>>36681763
Woe to he who hears the word of the Infernal Denizen of the Great Abyss, for his soul shall be tainted for all eternity.
Better to die in eternal ignorance than to burn in the eternal fire.

>> No.36681890

>>36681874
bud, why do you belive touhou is real.

>> No.36681975

>>36681890
For ten thousand years we have fought the Long War and our hatred still knows no succour. Those who have defied us shall feel the full wrath of Chaos. Mackan, Stygies and Avellorn will burn before our fury, Daemons will feast upon the soft flesh of innocence. Death to the False Emperor! Death to the weakling Imperium of Man!

>> No.36681984

Itt: touhou isn’t real anon vs 40k larper

>> No.36682059

>>36681984
Fetch me another plaything. This one seems to have broken.

>> No.36682125

>>36682059
i'm the touhou is not real guy.

>> No.36682677

>>36682125
It appears you have conceded. Damn, I should have actually put money on the 40k guy.

>> No.36683290
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[ERROR]

I hope the "touhou is not real" guy are being ironic, because if he is taking that bait...

Well, back to the main topic:
Yukari is cute!

>> No.36683325
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>>36683290
Yukari is cute! But she is old!

I want to hug granny!

>> No.36683390

>>36683325
Not too old for a youkai! She's perfect the way she is, I just want gappy happy!

>> No.36683400
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>>36683390
Gappy is still old though! If you try talking to her she might try to make herself seem young but she'll say outdated phrases! And her back and shoulders will be stiff!

>> No.36684014

>>36683290
I got trolled by a larper lel. touhou is still not real and Yukari is just some hag.

>> No.36684054

>>36684014
Please just leave /jp/, or this thread. You're a really uneasy mister and your posts aren't fun to read, nor is your gimmick.

>> No.36684120

>>36684014
The blasphemy of the Tyranids is such that only one solution is acceptable. Extermination.

>> No.36684156

>>36684054
that's the point kid, I annoy you so mutch that you stop liking the old hag also known as Yukari.

>> No.36684163

To think that Tyranids are mindless beasts is a grave mistake. When you fight Tyranids you face not only those before you on the battlefield, but the untold thousands which seek to surround you, which attack your supporting units and destroy your supply lines in perfect synchronicity. These aliens have shown evidence of both tactics and strategy that speaks of a far worse threat than that posed by a mere beast.

>> No.36684171

>>36683325
yukari wears bundle sale underwear

>> No.36688346

Yukari is just a sack of old sacks.

>> No.36693213

>>36688346
true, she is just a hag.

>> No.36693525

>>36688346
>>36693213
need to make her hips give out

>> No.36695022

Guys, can you stop talking shit about my dear Yukarin in her thread? :(

>> No.36695298

>>36695022
Do you mean my old wife yukari?

>> No.36697968

>>36693525
that dose not change the fact that she is a hag.

>> No.36699121

>>36695298
No, I mean my wife Yukarin!

>> No.36700620 [SPOILER] 
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36700620

miss yukarin??!

>> No.36703285

>>36700620
Why is Yukari gapping and sucking off some random guys dick? is her dried up grannyass that desperate for sex?

>> No.36703483

>>36703285
she is safe under my blanket..

>> No.36703546

>>36703483
She gapped to another guy already?! does her debauchery know no bounds?!

>> No.36705413

>>36703285
There are two kinds of conduct the Ethereals will not countenance. The first is a failure to reflect upon what is for the Greater Good of the Tau race. The second is the deliberate refusal to follow the path of the Greater Good when it is clear what it must be.

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36707007

AHEM!

Attention! Attention everyone! I have another thing of utmost importance to say!

I still love Yukarin, even more than yesterday, and I hope it keeps growing :)

>> No.36707512

>>36707007
That must be awful... I hope you make a full recovery soon.

>> No.36709164

>>36707007
bro stop loving her, she's just a hag.

>> No.36709767

>>36707007
Your words are clearly leaving this poor young maiden flustered. It’s practically bullying at this point.

>> No.36709800

yukari is getting a reincarnation and her best skin is still not on sale

>> No.36709804

>>36709800
woops wrong thread

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36710249

I have a feeling I know who this "dude she's not real" poster is...

>> No.36711319

>>36710249
Please tell

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>> No.36720757

>>36603967
Come on now, Yukari can be sweet and friendly when she wants to. She’s not Yuuka

>> No.36720813

>>36603967
I like her too, I will run towards her

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36722789

>>36720757
Sure, she's polite to those she comes across randomly, but do you REALLY want her taking specific interest in you? She has no concept of personal boundaries.

>> No.36723187

>>36709164
shut the fuck up, she is young and youthful faggot.

>> No.36724737

>>36723187
It is as we join with others, in a way that only the Tau can, in shared engagement to the Greater Good, that we find ourselves able to fully realize our true potential. And that is the final source of our hopes and intentions.

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36724766

Yakumo Yukari - Friendless old granny and 1XXXX year old virgin

>> No.36724780

>>36724766
Eirin get off the internet.

>> No.36724784

>>36724780
No, Kaguya can wait her turn for once

>> No.36724823

>>36724784
You think to challenge me, pitiful human? I, the bane of empires. the father of pain? Let me educate you; I need a new pet.

>> No.36724887

>>36724766
I would like to be her friend

>> No.36724895

>>36724887
Old friends are like debt collectors; they have a tendency to turn up when you least expect them.

>> No.36724902

>>36724895
I don't mind if she gaps and sees me jerking off

>> No.36724975

>>36724902
There, feel the glory of necrosis, and rejoice! Nurgle loves you!

>> No.36725619

>>36724766
translate it, nerds

>> No.36725893

>>36725619
anon... you STILL don't know japanese?

>> No.36726428

>>36724766
Cheer up Yukari, you can be a friendless virgin with the rest of the hags!

>> No.36727264
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36727264

Eternal youth

>> No.36727653
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36727653

>>36727264
Imagine being her’s forever…

>> No.36730326

>>36722789
She just likes to fuck with Reimu, she’s not some predator or anything.

>> No.36731340
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Question; if you marry gappy-chan, does that mean you get Ran and Chen included? Sort of a three-for-one deal?

>> No.36731901

>>36731340
Gappy is possessive so if you're asking for threesomes you're an idiot. If you're asking if you get them as servents/pets yes. I'd want to bury myself in Ran's tails while Yukari is out! Then when Yukari comes home I'll pull her into the tails too!

>> No.36731972

>>36556914
imagine her milking your throbbing cock with her silky white gloves

>> No.36734222
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36734222

>>36727653
I want to turn the mighty youkai into a happy barefoot and pregnant housewife

>> No.36735386

>>36724737
shut up larper weeb.

>> No.36735876

>>36727653
I would like that~

>> No.36736174

>>36734222
I’m betting she’ll make YOU her house husband instead.

>>36735876
Not like there’ll be much other choice.

>> No.36736191

>>36736174
Being Yukari's house husband! Working with Ran to make Yukari's home perfect!

>> No.36736311

>>36736191
That does sound nice right? I’d imagine the fox lady would make for nice company in her own right.

>> No.36738112

>>36735386
Across the heavens the flotilla of bio-ships stretched out, impelled by instinct to hibernate again until new prey was found, new resources could be plundered. In their wake was left a bare rock orbiting a star, scoured of every organic particle, stripped of all but the most basic elements. Nothing was left of the farming world of Langosta III, there were no testaments to the humans who had once lived there. Now all that was left was an airless asteroid, the unmarked death place of three million people.

>> No.36738756

>>36736174
Yukari has been managing shit for centuries
Its entirely possible that she might want to take the backseat for once and just be a simple happy mother
She's immortal, it would just be an extended vacation

>> No.36739000

>>36736311
Asking Ran to tell you lots of secrets about Yukari's past, and all the small things she's learned, like her favorite music, or her ideal morning! Using those tips to help make Yukari happy!

>> No.36739180

>>36738112
3 million people are about to die if you keep this shit up useless autist.

>> No.36739728

>>36739180
The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade to save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!

>> No.36739786

Can Yukari be my big sister? Or my little sister?

>> No.36739979

>>36739786
No, but she can give you a pair of daughters instead

>> No.36747298

Anyone have pics of Yukari laughing at me

>> No.36748276

>>36739979
why not sons instead

>> No.36748297

>>36739786
She'd insist on being your big sister, but she's really more like a mom, or an auntie... Maybe even grandma...

>>36748276
Youkai can't make sons, only daughters. It is the way of Gensokyo.

>> No.36748412

Is Yukari wine aunt material?

>> No.36748667
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>> No.36748709

>>36748667
Reimu, no! the old hag propaganda will age you a year for every second you watch it!

>> No.36749638

>>36748276
you'll have those two
Yukari wont be stopping at just two children

>> No.36751576

>>36748667
no more hag propaganda, hags are trash!

>> No.36753619

>>36751576
The Dark Gods and their slaves have nothing to offer me now, but I have far more to offer them

>> No.36757655
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Yukari about to shrink me and make me live in her shoe

>> No.36757700

>>36757655
Red circle

>> No.36758767

>>36757655
Nice and safe with her soft foot to keep you company.

>> No.36766150

>>36757655
vore is trash, just like you.

>> No.36767042

>>36757655
>>36757700
>>36758767
Follow me, my Children, and the glory of victory shall be yours. We shall cleanse ourselves in the crimson waters of our enemy. We shall bring the ecstasy of quick release to those who stand before us. We shall give bloody praise to the Lord of Pleasure and sing his name as we dance across the fallen. Follow me, my Children, and you shall taste the undreamt joys that lie beyond the bounds of mortal sense.

>> No.36770964

>>36766150
Vore wasn't mentioned you absolute retard.
>>36758767
Living the dream

>> No.36777341

>>36770964
I meant hiding in some ones shoes also if you like that then you obviously have a foot fetish.

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36777403

>>36669434
>>36680439
>>36681420
>>36681454
>>36681493
>>36681528
>>36681568
>>36681605
>>36681630
>>36681648
>>36681695
>>36681752
>>36681874
>>36681975
>>36684120
>>36684163
>>36705413
>>36724737
>>36724975
>>36738112
>>36739728
>>36753619
>>36767042
Why aren't the meidos doing their job?

>> No.36777558
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36777558

>>36777341
No shit

>> No.36777599

>>36777403
why is gapp cring?

>> No.36777888

>>36777599
thinkgen of not being 17

>> No.36778890

>>36777403
they're too busy policing their vtuber threads

>> No.36778920

>>36777558
Her feet look so rubbable here. I wouldn’t mind giving the sleepy gap girl a massage.
Or have her step on me.

>> No.36780232

>>36778920
get your foot fetish ass off of 4chan dicktit.

>> No.36780251

>>36777888
you mean "thinking" faggot.

>> No.36780504

>>36777403
Are you upset?

>> No.36780574

>>36780504
A 40kiddie is spamming a thread devoted to the loveliest maiden in Gensokyo, who wouldn't be upset?

>> No.36780739

>>36780574
all posts are equally worthless you retard

>> No.36780843

>>36780574
she is just a hag and spam happen all the time, this is 4chan were talking about.

>> No.36786626
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36786626

I rape Yukarin every night and have her give birth to little Yukarins!

>> No.36786987
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>>36786626
>I rape Yukarin
You mean she rapes you right?

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AHEM!

Attention! Attention everyone! I have one more thing of utmost importance to say!

Yukarin is one of the best things that appeared in my life. Getting to know this wonderful woman better was one of the best decisions I've ever made. My love for her at this point is immeasurable.
Thank you again, Yukarin!

>> No.36790420

>>36786626
lel she is not real, take your meds weeb.

>> No.36790435

>>36778890
I'm glad meido takes it easy monitoring threads that don't belong here while letting spammed garbage like >>36790420 flood threads. Imagine if meido had to work or something!

>> No.36790449

>>36789286
if knowing a fictional one of the best things that has happened your life then you have one hell of a sad life.

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>>36790449
I have certainly had long periods of sadness in my life, and I know there is more to come, but Yukari has always been an essential part of getting through these difficult times. Don't get me wrong, my parents, my friends and people I've had relationships with helped me A LOT, I'm extremely grateful.
The problem is, people can't spend the day paying attention to you when you're being a bitch, they have their own problems, but depression can and will be with you all the time. On the other hand, fictionals can "be with you" all the time, and that's what helped me the most. I started looking for Touhou stuff because of Yukari, and consequently, lots of fangames, music and art. Those are the things that put my head elsewhere, you know?

tl;dr depression yukari now I'm ok

>> No.36790630

>>36789286
>>36790616
Ignore what the spiteful say, Yukari is cute! And old! I hope you make gappy happy!

>> No.36793932

>>36790616
bro just get anti depressants instead of being obsessed with the hag fag.

>> No.36794028

>>36556914
>kindest
I don't know about that one, mate

>> No.36794109

>>36793932
Nobody is your "bro" here /v/tard.

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>>36793932
I do both! Fortunately I'm already having to decrease the dosage, but my love for Yukarin is only increasing!
Thank you for your concern, anon, I can see kindness in your words :)

>> No.36794348

>>36794252
i'm worried that you might become obsessed with her, if you want your depression to go away then you should go outside more and be with and gain more friends.

>> No.36794650

>>36794348
Being obsessed with a cute gappy that brings you happiness is the opposite of a bad thing! Plus, who needs a bunch of mediocre friends, when one gappy is more than enough!

>> No.36794838

>>36794028
She's nice to all people
She just only considers Youkai and a select few humans to count as people

>> No.36794854

>>36794838
If she's so nice she should apologize for being mean to Eirin

>> No.36794871

>>36794854
Eirin is not youkai

>> No.36795504

>>36794650
Do not waste your tears. I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

>> No.36797337

>>36724766
I will end her virginity - it has lasted too long

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>>36780232
No

>> No.36803415

>>36789286
Cool. Now let your family know.

>> No.36805447

>>36794650
all obsessions are bad plus you will never be able to interact with the hag.

>> No.36805463

>>36799406
at least jack off to a younger girl knowing she is a hag.

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>>36805463
No

>> No.36805477

>>36794838
thank god she is not real.

>> No.36805498

>>36805475
get a life you weeb also she will never be real and you will never lose your virginity.

>> No.36805515

Do Yukari and Yuyuko engage in yurisecks?

>> No.36805521
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36805521

>>36805498
So what

>> No.36805536

>>36805521
at least her old ass feat don't have any fungi in em.

>> No.36805833

>>36799406
>>36805475
>>36805521
Yukarin should gap and shrink this nerd and force him to live in her shoe for at least a day for his disrespectful behavior.

>> No.36805852

>>36805833
that is his fantasy, just kill him instead.

>> No.36807540

>>36805852
The Path of the Warlock wends along the past, present and future alike. His mind is free of the constraints of time, and his destiny and promise are merged into a single state of being.

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>>36794348
Honestly, I may be a little obsessed with her, but not to the point where I have no interest in real girls or having friends. Don't worry, anon! :)

>> No.36808393

>>36807801
but the obsession may get worse so you should stop it now.

>> No.36811776

>>36805833
Yeah she should do that haha

>> No.36812101

>>36811776
I know right? Just imagine how horrible a punishment that would be, her massive soft sole pressing down on you for hours or ending up beneath her toes and having to wrestle with them as you get manhandled. Absolutely dreadful!

>> No.36812543

>>36575103
Me.

>> No.36812599

>>36639122
And why would I want a 3DPD to love me back?

>> No.36814060

>>36807801
I don't think yuuka will be happy about this.

>> No.36814531

>>36812101
How would she react when she felt my little boner pressing into her sole?

>> No.36814950

>>36814531
Amusement of course. Might even offer a little foot perv like you a laugh or a cheeky comment as she grinds and rolls her giant sole over you.

>> No.36817423

>>36812101
get you foot fetish ass out of here.

>> No.36817436

>>36814531
how many of you people have foot fetishes.

>> No.36817457

>>36814950
get a life instead of a body pillow.

>> No.36821053

>>36817436
Few if any
Its just a shitposter

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>>36808393
I don't think it's going to get worse, because there were a lot of points in my life that I could have gotten VERY obsessed, the way you are thinking, and I still managed to get my head in the right place. Now that everything is back to normal, the chances are even lower, I think. I just love Yukarin more than any other character, nothing more :)

Thanks again for your concern, this is the kind of thing I find healthy to think about from time to time.

>> No.36821199

>>36817457
Why not both?

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>>36814950
Hnnnngh, I'd be more than happy to amuse her, especially if that's the result.

>> No.36826334

>>36825636
Yes, you’ll do nicely then. Gappy and her feet are going to be keeping you for a long time. And who knows, if you keep up the good work with her feet she might have fun with you using other parts of her massive body?

>> No.36826928

>>36826334
This makes me sad because I can't actually live it ;-;

>> No.36827038

>>36821199
because if you have a body pillow then you cant have a life.

>> No.36827050

>>36826334
get your foot fetish ass on out of this place.

>> No.36827058

Making downie babies with Yukarin

>> No.36827079

>>36827058
Yukarin is not real so you cant have babies with her lel.

>> No.36827105

>>36827050
Shut the fuck up already, you're boring.

>> No.36827213

>>36826928
Same. Life can truly be unfair.
But at least we can talk about here.

>> No.36827257

>>36827105
nope, also get a life.

>> No.36827275

>>36826928
this makes me happy because you cant live this shitty foot fetish fantasy.

>> No.36830183

>>36827275
shut the fuck up faggot

>> No.36833580

>>36827257
Death? You want death? I'm afraid that would be far too boring.

>> No.36833761

>>36833580
try and kill me weeb.

>> No.36834799

yukari is still virgin!

>> No.36835387

>>36834799
and she always will be because she is ugly as fuck.

>> No.36836536

>>36835387
why so angry? take it easy

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>

>> No.36839038

>>36835387
Chill...

>> No.36839157

Yukari would drain you every day for a decade in your teens or 20s and then toss you out like a vibrator with dead batteries when you can no longer keep up

>> No.36843439

>>36836536
i'm not angry kiddo, i'm just saying she's a hag and no one should like her.

>> No.36846410
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>> No.36847351

>>36839157
No, she has a pure heart.

>> No.36847426

>>36847351
you cant have a pure hart if your not real which Yukari is.

>> No.36847470

>>36847426
I meant Heart.

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>> No.36848384

>>36847926
hags are trash.

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>>36848384
you're a looney

>> No.36853004

I hope the next Yukari thread won't have to deal with these posters. Can't take it easy...

>> No.36853407

>>36853004
The child has scurried off to the Yuuka thread

>> No.36853435

>>36853004
>>36853407
Yuukafag here
I don’t want him either

>> No.36855309

>>36556914
Yukari is a disgusting chain smoker.

>> No.36857089

Is this gaphag a braphog?

>> No.36858771

>>36853407
I don't have any wifus so i will not leave, also why do you people like some useless old hag.

>> No.36858791

>>36849983
your just trash kiddo.

>> No.36859709

>>36858791
My trash? What about it?

>> No.36859927

>>36859709
You need to take it out

>> No.36860293

>>36859927
the trash is anyone who likes Yukari.

>> No.36861320

>>36859927
>>36860293
lunarians seething

>> No.36862894

>>36861320
both lunarians and touhou are not real.

>> No.36863100

What's the appeal, genuine question. Aside from more light-hearted material like the gacha, she's sometimes downright manipulative and malevolent. She's sometimes likable but often she's really not, and I want to like her.

>> No.36863160

>>36863100
She's 17!

>> No.36863197

>>36863160
Well, alright then I guess I should wait and see, but still, she's very menacing for a 17 year old.

>> No.36863412
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>>36863100
"I can fix her" syndrome
Despite Yukari being regularly shown to have less morals than literal fiends from hell, they think they can thaw her blackened heart and make her less of an absolute irredeemable monster
the fact that she's been totally consciously evil for well over a millennium and would have little incentive to change ancient habits at all, let alone for a mortal, is ignored
I'm one of them I must admit
either that or they just like supernatural blondes with immense magical power, cause Yukari is that too

>> No.36863441

>>36863412
imagine yukari unleashing all of her pent up sexual frustration on anon

>> No.36863454

>>36863412
>the fact that she's been totally consciously evil
You guys make Yukari sound like youkai-hitler. All she wants to do is sleep and have some fun from time to time.

>> No.36863480
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>>36863441
Youkai have superhuman strength, Yukari proven to be extremely so when she stopped a mallet swung by a half-youkai with just a finger
it doesn't matter how strong you are, she'd still be able to physically overpower you and pin you down if she wants

>>36863454
yeah and in her mind, that requires regular abduction of people to feed the youkai population and management of Gensokyo to maintain the eternal Status Quo
Rapid change or deficiencies may ruin her comfort and fun, so she makes a note to crackdown on it whenever it becomes excessive

>> No.36863489

>>36863480
>that requires regular abduction of people to feed the youkai population and management of Gensokyo to maintain the eternal Status Quo
You can always leave Gensokyo, or accept the safety of the human village.

>> No.36863496

>>36863489
Those are people that fall in by chance, not the ones she personally abducts

>> No.36863508

>>36863496
If you get abducted by her for those purposes, it's because you were probably about to off yourself. Think of it like donating your body to science.

My point is that Yukari is a good 17 year old girl who just wishes to protect her Gensokyo. Kasen and others might bicker and complain about her, but she has a good heart. She probably just wants a cute boy to cuddle while she sleeps.

>> No.36863643

>>36863412
>Despite Yukari being regularly shown to have less morals than literal fiends from hell
>the fact that she's been totally consciously evil for well over a millennium
Wait what
I mean, I got the impression she was pretty questionable but uh

>>36863454
doubt

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>>36556914
>the strongest

>> No.36865801

>>36863508
no, she just kidnaps random people not people who about to off them self.

>> No.36865922

>>36865801
She said she went for "people who wont be missed"
legitimately suicidal individuals have usually been abandoned by everyone, so the extreme overlap does cause some misunderstanding as to who catches Yukari's malevolent eye

>> No.36866594

>>36865922
she is still a useless old hag.

>> No.36875951

>>36683390
I hope gappy dies and rots in hell.

>> No.36875972

>>36866594
shut up faggot

>> No.36876020

>>36875972
you shut up.

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last post is gap.

>> No.36877725

>>36877483
fingering her cunny

>> No.36877905

>>36877483
she has monstrous pussy lips

>> No.36880950

please don't make a new thread
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