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Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:26:03 2009 No.3653900 [Reply] [Original]

You found yourself a loving waifu.

She asks you to come along to her high school reunion. There you meet a shady character that you instantly dislike. He makes a few passes at your waifu. After you tell him to back off, he remakes snidely that he’s the one who took your waifu’s virginity back in high school.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:26:03 2009 No.3653903 take his virginity

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:26:03 2009 No.3653902 Drop the whore.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:27:03 2009 No.3653906 Instantly know he's lying because she was a virgin on our wedding night.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:29:03 2009 No.3653911 >she was a virgin on our wedding night http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenorrhaphy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:30:03 2009 No.3653912 You never get bored of this threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:31:03 2009 No.3653918 >>3653903 Perfect plan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:35:03 2009 No.3653925 >>3653918 >AHAhaAHAha I've taken your wife's virginity, now what big family man ? >No problem, I'm gonna take yours. >Ahaha... wait what did you say ? >Dear pass me that dildo, I'll need it a few seconds. >FFFFFFFFFF

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:35:03 2009 No.3653926 >>3653903 /thread

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Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:36:03 2009 No.3653929
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"Seeing as how you hold it so high regard, it must have been the sole, happy moment in your pathetic life. For me, it was merely Tuesday, and I have a quota to fill for the rest of the week. Excuse me, I'm terribly behind schedule."

Pic related, it's what happens following the conversation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:38:03 2009 No.3653936 File: 115 KB, 651x724, 1255995592267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3653903 >take his virginity

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:39:03 2009 No.3653944 Kinda reminds me of 私の知らない妻の貌.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:40:03 2009 No.3653947 >>3653936 Oh dear fuck, is that Nigel Thornberry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:42:03 2009 No.3653952 >>3653928 Anyone up for capping this img?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:44:03 2009 No.3653960 File: 45 KB, 704x396, triangle blue.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3653952 The original?

>>	Your favorite Anonymous that lives in Bangkok Mon Nov 2 02:49:03 2009 No.3653973 Leave the slut. Only path.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:49:03 2009 No.3653976 >>3653960 What I meant was add something funny to it. Thanks for the effort tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:53:03 2009 No.3653983 >>3653900 "I can't blame her, you look like the biggest tool I've ever seen. [Turn to Waifu] How much did he cost honey?"

>>	Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. Mon Nov 2 02:57:03 2009 No.3653999 File: 32 KB, 158x144, miku2v.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But she never went through high school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 02:58:03 2009 No.3654006 Was going to suggest taking his virginity, but he isn't a virgin. Then, thought of taking his anal virginity. "SHOW ME YOUR HONOR."

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:10:03 2009 No.3654035 "Your words are as empty as your soul! But enough talk... Have at you!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:14:03 2009 No.3654051 break his knees and turn him into our masochist dog slave. yeah i'm from /d/, so what.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:19:03 2009 No.3654072 >>3654051 You are welcome here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:34:03 2009 No.3654113 Pokemon battle, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:35:03 2009 No.3654118 Drop the damaged goods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:36:03 2009 No.3654121 >>3654051 We welcome you, perverted brother.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:36:03 2009 No.3654125 I think I can take it if my waifu tells he before marriage that she's not a virgin. But I don't think I can take it if I actually meet the guy who took her virginity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:38:03 2009 No.3654131 >>3653900 offer to let him join you on a 4-way wife swap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:51:03 2009 No.3654165 People do stupid things when they are young. This man is obviously a stupid thing. I ignore him.

Anonymous Mon Nov 2 03:59:03 2009 No.3654190

Well I guess I'd first ask her if she indeed loved him back then. If that's the case then there's not much I can do since I don't want to take it out on her obviously, but can't really blame him either. Though if that's not the case I'd probably break as many of his bones as I can until the cops get there, aiming for either partial or full body paralysis. Either way I'd make sure that'd be the last day he could use his penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 05:33:03 2009 No.3654423 Are wives these days virgin when they marry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 05:42:03 2009 No.3654437 >>3654423 Only in /jp/'s imagination

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 06:02:03 2009 No.3654467 >>3653960 Source?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 06:08:03 2009 No.3654489 >>3654423 Only those exceptionally ugly, old-minded, or religious. Possibly all three.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 06:10:03 2009 No.3654495 File: 2 KB, 502x436, LEARN TO READ FILENAMES YOU IDORT.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3654467 Read the filename. Pic related to source.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 06:40:03 2009 No.3654633 >And? I told you to back off, so back the fuck off, she left you because you're a deadbeat loser and decided to be with a real man.

>>	Aoko Aozaki !WU0xSUGOI6 Mon Nov 2 06:43:03 2009 No.3654636 High school reunions are like at least 10 years after graduation why would you marry such an old hag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 06:53:03 2009 No.3654654 >>3654467 http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=653565 This seem interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 07:50:03 2009 No.3654760 >>3654654 ain't there also an anime airing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 08:35:03 2009 No.3654854 >>3654654 If this is like True Blue, then holy shit many faps will be had.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 08:36:03 2009 No.3654862 Tell him that her hymen was still intact because he had such a small dick. So, no worries, she was still pure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 08:38:03 2009 No.3654866 >>3654854 Well it is NTR and the title has "BLUE" in it. Pretty sure it will leave you feeling blue after watching it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 08:42:03 2009 No.3654872 >>3654866 As in my dick will be blue after this. Ragefap is the best fap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 08:48:03 2009 No.3654888 >>3654872 I never got a blue dick because of fapping. It just starts bleeding at some point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 09:22:03 2009 No.3654987 Laugh, my waifu is too young to have gone to high school.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 09:43:03 2009 No.3655041 >>3654987 clever

Anonymous Mon Nov 2 11:16:03 2009 No.3655324

>he remakes snidely that he’s the one who took your waifu’s virginity back in high school.
Oh teah, I had comletely forgotten about the time I payed a hobo packed with STDs to dress up as what is now MY current wife, in order to seduce you so that I could take her out on a date and take her virginity without being stalked.

So how's it going with those STDs then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 12:11:03 2009 No.3655523 File: 1.72 MB, 1675x938, waifuayu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I lead him to her facebook fan page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/juxi-ki-chi-dotto-gi/170240910302

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 12:17:03 2009 No.3655548 UP THE ARSE YUM

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 12:19:03 2009 No.3655557 >>3654987 This anon is a true anon.

>>	None !ftPf.M4w3U Mon Nov 2 12:25:03 2009 No.3655586 Kick his teeth in like any good Airborne Ranger would.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 14:24:03 2009 No.3656140 Talent show. Also, source of OP?

>>	Cyrus !!abIc2O8kqZb Mon Nov 2 14:28:03 2009 No.3656157 Break his nose and give him a Mickey Mouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 14:36:03 2009 No.3656197 I'd kick you in the dick, Athens.

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