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3653479 No.3653479 [Reply] [Original]

Due to her beast youkai heritage, Tei has an IQ of roughly 60.

Isn't it sad?

>> No.3653489

no, due to high luck she'll score perfect in every IQ test ever. therefore her IQ is immeasurable.

>> No.3653497

>>3653489
IQ test scores are modified according to age. Tewi, being quite old, will score quite low.

>> No.3653548

>>3653497
Tewi, being quite old, will score 100, as she'll be the only one in her age group.

>> No.3653550

Then wouldn't Ran, who's also a beast youkai, be stupid?

>> No.3653567
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3653567

No, Nothing's wrong from her!

>> No.3653571

Who needs brains when you have her looks?

>> No.3653592

>>3653548
>Thinks IQ tests are scored out of 100

>> No.3653594

so does that mean due to cirno's iceness she has the iq of water?

>> No.3653596

>>3653550
Ran and Chen aren't several thousand years old. In the case of IQ test, your age has a big impact on your score.

>> No.3653597

Actualy ... it would be based on her equivalent human age.

>> No.3653598

>>3653594
Her IQ is the same as the freezing point of water.

>> No.3653603

>>3653592
>Actually, 100 is the average score. Nice try, though!

>> No.3653605

>>3653597
But rabbits live shorter lives than humans, so she would be even older in human years.

>> No.3653615

>>3653592
>doesn't understand how IQ tests work.

>> No.3653617

Average = stupid. If youre IQ is below 145, then your a chimp.

>> No.3653625

So are you telling me that Tewi's childish pranks are actually symptoms of senility?

>> No.3653628

My IQ is 60 as well, and yet I'm doing just fine.

>> No.3653623

>>3653598
273 kelvin? Wow, she's a genius.

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>>3653617

>> No.3653640
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3653640

I wish to cum in Tei's anus.

>> No.3653641

My IQ is 40

...

>> No.3653642

>>3653617
>claims to have a high IQ
>reverses the use you're and your

I certainly hope thatsthejoke.jpg

>> No.3653649

>>3653479
At a glance it looked like
>Due to her breast youkai heritage, Tei has an IQ of roughly 60

>> No.3653653

>>3653641
I always thought it was because you were learning English recently as a second language, not because you're a bona fide retard.

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>>3653628

You're so much of a bro that you transcend IQ tests.

>> No.3653660

>>3653649
Tewi's an ass youkai. Fix your freudian slips, man.

>> No.3653661

>>3653623

Think Rankine.

>> No.3653665

>Tei
>Tewi

Can we all agree on a general name for her?

>> No.3653666

>>3653660
Yeah, Tewi is shitty.

>> No.3653667

>>3653665

Tewi = Touhou 8

Tei = Touhou 9

>> No.3653673

>>3653665
Since both are pronounced Tei, does it matter?

>> No.3653675

>>3653665
Tewi is her old ancient name, Tei is her new what the fuck is a wi name.

>> No.3653679

>>3653673

Technically "Tewi" should be pronounced "てうぃ", sounding like "teh wii".

/v/ reverence

>> No.3653682

TEY WEE

>> No.3653684

>>3653479

Fairies have low IQs, not beasts. Ran Yakumo is a beast Youkai and has the highest IQ in Gensokyo.

>> No.3653692

>>3653684
Fairies don't have low IQs, they're just childish and emotional and shit.

>> No.3653693

>>3653653
Sadly, you will never know about my whole life!

>> No.3653697

>>3653684
Sure, but higher than Patchy or Eirin?

>> No.3653705

>>3653697
Patchy, probably. Eiren, no.

Tewi has the highest social intelligence in Gensokyo.

>> No.3653706

>>3653697
Quite possibly, but I'd place Yukari Yakumo at the top of the Gensokyo IQ chart.
The alien intelligence of an Outer God trumps the craftiest fox IMHO.

>> No.3653716
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>>3653706

Eirin's probably the most intelligent.

What with being the Sage of the Moon, the most technologically advanced civilization ever and etc., still being feared and respected even 1000 years after she abandoned the satellite.

>> No.3653747

>>3653675
This is more of a case of Kochiya -> Kotiya And Huziwara -> Fujiwara.

Tewi is her name. SUCK IT. People even use ye olde "wi" hiragana when writing her name. Bad. Ass.

>> No.3653749

>>3653642
Dyslexia has nothing to do with intelligence, anon.

>> No.3653758

>>3653747
Seconded. Besides, most characters have exotic names.

>> No.3653761

>>3653749

I have a funny variant of dyslexia.

Instead of misspelling anything, I frequently invert directions. Saying right when I mean left, saying north when I mean south, etc.

It's more frustrating than one would think, when being a gamer. "Go to the left. No, left. Right. Right was the left I meant."

>> No.3653812

>>3653747
No, modern Japanese people pronounce Tewi as Tei, don't they? Not that touhou has a shortage of ancients. Maybe Sanae and Reisen would call her Tei.

>> No.3653822

What? Tewi is a walking GPS system how could her IQ, well, actually considering the GPS systems I've had that kind of makes sense.

>> No.3653836

Ran is the touhou with the highest IQ, but her intelligence can be compared to that of a computer's.

Zun said so, don't bother him about it.

>> No.3653840

>>3653822
She doesn't direct people; she gives them good luck, and they waste it on leaving the forest.

She's not a GPS. She's a rabbit's foot.

>> No.3653854

>>3653840
I think he was talking about her navigating the forest herself

>> No.3653860

>>3653761
I actually have this also.
I can actually navigate really well too, so my friends have automatically adjusted to know what I'm talking about now.

>> No.3653864

None of the touhou characters are particularly intelligent as they only have the knowledge and ways of people from hundreds ago. Their mindset is primitive and thus so are their brains.

Except the kappas. Sanae's group and the Scarlet group came from outside so they're probably the most intelligent.

>> No.3653887

>>3653864
Wow there's a lot wrong with this post. Anyway, Lunarians.

>> No.3653894
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3653894

Due to her beast youkai heritage, Tewi has a puffy tail and floppy ears.

Isn't it awesome?

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3653908

That explains this. Canon!

>> No.3653920

>>3653908
It felt good. You'd do it too!

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>>3653706
To be fair, knowledge from beyond reality isn't exactly applicable to an IQ test. All of Yukari's answers would be so wrong they'd more than likely drive the poor slob tallying the results completely insane.

>> No.3653957

>>3653894
Fuck yeah. That's more like it, anon.

>> No.3653963

>>3653894
What beast heritage? Tewi has no parents and was spawned by the belief of the rabbits to be their leader and god.

>> No.3653964 [DELETED] 

>>3653476
stop spamming ur board on www.anòntálk.com plox

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