Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

The tombs have opened.

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[Anonymous No.]

The dream

[Anonymous No.]

Absurd.

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The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

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>>36526902
I gave that up. Long ago, when ninjas raped my partner.

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How do I escape the schemes and politics of immortal vampires with way too much time on their hands, and those cringy might makes right dhampirs who keep trying to challenge me to a duel to the “death”, while keeping my sweet castle I inherited?

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>>36527064
Get a dog

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>>36526902
They might be highly trained ninjas, but can they beat the power of my CURSED GUN?

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>>36526888
Kek Larson
>It needs at least one breast-pump and a bottle

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>>36522772
Source please.
>>36523130
Once more God bless you, Anon.

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>>36527064
1. Garlic-infused cock-ring/tickler.
2. Shave your pubes and tattoo the other 3 parts of a crucifix joining your schlong as the bottom 4th part.
>option 2 will ofc attract Angels, who will assist you

>shit phonepost pic but concept only

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Thread needs tomboys

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>>36527463
Do you like, play catch with them or something?

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>>36527524
Yes. You also fuck them.

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>>36527463
The best kind of girl but also the rarest.

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>>36526888
I don't get it

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Human men belong to undead nobles

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>>36526874
Greentext time
Bicorn-ious
>be Anon
>scored a perfect Unicorn-waifu because pre-Portal lowly inceldom became post-Portal high value purity
>life is sweet - sweet, caring, great homemaker, and hosspussy is surprisingly tightpussy
>Anon comes home from work
>Uni-waifu is all decked out in her best 'festival' finery, the house is gleaming like she's had a team of Kikis in, she hands you a cocktail on a silver tray, as Anon can smell her lasagne baking in the oven.
>not a festival-day, not Anon's birthday, not even her in-heat time... uh-oh.
>Anon takes the cocktail warily, at least with a Uni it can't be poisoned, and she ushers Anon to his favourite spot on the couch
>dutiful Uni-waifu kneels beside Anon on the couch, so her mouth can reach his opened zipper without her horn stabbing him in the belly
>"Uh, Sweetie..? Is there something special happened today...?"
>Uni-sweetie pauses from softly tongueing Anon's sweaty ballsack, "What? Oh no, darling... it's just, I wanted you to come home happy, and..."
>"And?"
>"I got a letter from my sister, the other side of the Portal still, and she's lonely over there, and I thought that maybe, since we have a spare room and all..?"
>"Uh, okay, I guess so.
>Anon thinks, 'Well, two unicorns, how hard can that be? She'll get snapped up by some other lucky incel and it's sorted. Simple, and I get BJs and Lasagna.'.
2bCont.

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>>36527722
She secretly wants to become a bicorn, and so does her sister

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>>36527722
Day 2
>Anon comes home again, still smiling from everything they did last night
>She'd even offered to let him ride to work this morning, but he'd left her to clean up the breakfast-in-bed dishes and pick up her ripped and cum-stained festival dress
>Anon arrives home
>Uni-horniness has neatly stitched her festival dress, today's cocktail even has one of those little paper umbrellas, and the scent of roast-beef is wafting from the kitchen
>"Welcome home, Anon-Master, this is my little sister..."
>Ohshitohshitohshit, Anon almost drops his unsipped cocktail on the gleaming floor.
>"Uh, Hi. Gee, Honey, didn't mention that your sister... looks so much like you..."

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>>36527717
Wrong, human men belong to robots

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>>36527064
Don't worry too much about the Dhampirs, they'll just end up embarrassing themselves. Unless the Dhampir is being followed around by Castlevania OST, if that happens hide your candles and consider moving out before she gets to work.

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Autumn is starting, I hope you guys have a great time at the festivals and feasts! For the record this is supposed to be goofy anime tummy not fetishy.

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>>36527862
No festivals, only rain and work.

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>>36527851
It'll be fine, just remember to clear out all the roast chickens from behind your breakable walls.

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>>36527746
>Two bicorn wives
>They get stuck in a "no, after you" situation every time they're gonna fuck anon

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>>36527064
get automaton siege models as bodyguards or get a big ass demon silver billhook and fight off the dhampirs

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>>36527947
>And so, they were both cucks

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>>36527717
Human men belong to Cheshire Cats.

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>>36527064
what I did was make the streets run white with semen and impregnated every single vampire and dhampir in the area

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>>36527862

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>>36527717
>>36528016
I belong to whoever has the biggest tits.

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>>36528051
So you belong to holstaurs and centaurs

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>>36527463
Based and true, tomboys and monster girls are two best things combined.

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>>36528051
I belong to the milfest monsters

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>>36528051
Say no more.

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>>36528156
>tfw you just came into grelia's clinic for a check up

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>>36527746
Cuntinued:
>Anon sips his cocktail sitting in the armchair as Uni-waifu and her Bico-sister sit heads together chatting on the couch like a pair of odd-colored bookends
>Apart from their hide colours, and the horns, they're exactly alike... the same full breasts accidentally touching together as they talk, the same soft tails swishing in animated chat, the same tight, hot, dripping wet...
>Stop it, Anon. She's your sister-in-law, and Unis are all about loyalty and purity. And that hasn't been an issue before. Maybe it's some Bicorn dark-mana thing?
>"So, darling...", huh, better stop zoning out, what's she saying?
>"So, darling, while I finish up getting dinner ready, how about you show our guest around the area, maybe the Park, etcetera?"
>Anon swallows the cocktail in a panicked gulp, as they both look at him, almost pokes his eye out on the folded umbrella.
>So Anon makes nervous chitchat as they walk around the local streets until they get to the Park and its elevated view over the City.
>"Gee Anon, it's a lovely view... I bet this is a great spot for you to pound a load or two into my sister, secluded, a nice romantic sunset, she could just back up against this bench here and you could stand on it and slide your big hard cock straight into some tight wet horse-pussy..."
>Her tail was exposed as she'd lifted the back of her skirts, it was twitching almost as wildly as Anon's eye.
>"Uh, err, ummm... uh, it must be dinner-time, we really should be getting home... to my waifu, your sister..."
>Anon makes the awkward walk home in silence, madly willing the tent in his pants to subside before he gets home.
>Dinner was as delicious as it was awkward. Anon never realised a mamono eating vegetables could be made to look so dirty, and couldn't stand up to get away from the table until after his pure innocent Waifu had taken the dishes into the kitchen.
>Afterwards Anon was so 'tired' that they went to bed early.
>His Uni-waifu eagerly agreed, quickly showing her sister to the spare room to join him in the main bedroom.
>Anon was sitting, collapsed from nervous exhaustion trying to hold himself together, on the side of their bed as his Uni-girl backed in against the bed and began to lift the skirts of her festival dress, her gleaming white tail twitching familiarily.
>"Thanks for letting my Sis stay with us. Now, how about you stand up there behind me and I thank you properly..."
>"Uh, umm, ah... gee, I'm really tired, from all that walking to the Park and back, I guess. How about we just snuggle a bit tonight, okay, Sweetie?"
>"Ok, darling, if you're tired, I understand. Just let me know: pancakes or waffles with your morning blowjob?"
>Anon mumbled 'uh, waffles' as he curled in behind her neck and upper-back, and pretended that he'd be able to sleep at all that night.
2bC

>>36527947
Stop reading ahead.

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>>36528184
>image
is it for ants?

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>>36528714
>wearing stockings to the beach
dumb cow

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>>36527064
Marry an apophis. Marry two apophises.

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>>36528777
damn, she must be real dumb if even god must be saying she is

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>>36528777
It's draph fashion you wouldn't understand

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>>36528156
Gonna impregnate that bapho.


>>36528808
I must breed these small cows.
The herd must grow

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>>36528777
The girl at the shop said they were fishnets

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>>36528184
Day3
>be Anon, finally get some fitful sleep somehow
>wake up to getting your cock swallowed to the hilt, your Uni-waifu's tongue twisting around it better than she ever has before...
>Anon opens his eyes.
>2 black horns, and a mass of glossy raven-black hair are bobbing under the crumpled sweaty sheets
>Ohshitohshitohshit!
>She finally paused to take a breath, "Good morning, handsome. My sister said something about making us all waffles, so I thought I should help her out in here... How, do you like it this way? They say the Dee-elL made bicorns this way so you can pull on the horns if you want me to go deeper. Go on, I won't bite..."
>"Uh, no, uh, she'll be coming soon, uh..."
>"And not the only one cumming soon, so you just hold onto them or the bedrail and let me just..."
>Tired and exhausted, Anon somehow musters the panic strength to jump out of bed and run into the bathroom, locking the door before collapsing onto the side of the tub.
>Anon climbs into the shower - cold - and grabs the sponge, furiously rubbing to get any saliva or dark-mana scents off his junk, silently screaning at it to go down, but furious rubbing and thinking about his pure waifu's sick perverted sister isn't really helping.
>"Good morning, Darling, here's your waffles... oh, hi, Sis, where's my Anon?"
>Ohshit, better get out there Anon. Quick lookdown check, no luck, better wrap a towel around, really tight, try to hold it down.
>"Oh, I was just 'coming' in, but he's taking a shower. Gee, Sis, they smell great. Is there enough for everybody?"
>Anon unlocks the door and tries to slide out casually while not facing the front of his towel forward.
>They're both sitting on either side of the bed, leaving an obviously Anon-sized gap in the middle.
>Awkwardly Anon slides in, and is grateful that his innocent Uni-waifu puts the tray-stand of waffles over his lap just as the towel wrap finally fails.
>Anon takes the offered plate as both sisters distribute waffles and syrup.
>Anon struggles to chew and swallow, which means he still has half-chewed waffles in his mouth when
>"Goddezz, Sis, these taste great. Almost as sweet as Anon's dick this morning."
>As he chokes, Anon thinks - maybe dying of waffle-suffocation now might be the bestending, but he's not that lucky.
>"Oh, I know. Did you try licking under his ballsack? That always gets me, it's so musky, even when he's just had a shower like now."
>"Really? Nah, you know me, Sis. Straight down to the root, no gag reflex, but hey, if you suggest..."
>Anon lowers, semi-drops his plate onto the tray-table as his dutiful Uni-waifu lifts it aside, and her sister arches her upper-body downward as she lifts the towel away.
>Anon is frozen in shock, stammering incoherently, until his body jumps as if hit by lightning.
>"Uh, honey, sweetie, uh, your sister... Uh, I didn't do anything..."
>"Shush, Anon-darling, I know, she told me. It's really nice of you, but, well, for every Unicorn there's a Bicorn, and it's part of our natures."
>[muffled by Anon's ballsack] "Oh yeah, you're right, Sis, it's really musky mana straight out of his balls. You want to explain it all to him while I suck him first?"
>"You see, Anon-darling, yes I married you for your purity. And you resisting my slutty sister is even more adorable, but 'family-is-family', and if my Sister doesn't get enough 'cheating-Mana' as a Bicorn, that's why I was so worried when she sent me that letter. So, it's okay, you need to do her - for her sake, and for me, please. And you can do all the 'dirty' things with her, I can't do as a Unicorn."
>[still muffled, this time by her lips being pressed hard around the root of Anon's cock] "Oh, yeah, sweetie, save some for the third shot," [and now slightly clearer as her lips raised up to just lightly skimming Anon's knob], "...that load's going balls-deep in my ass."
>"Uh, and you're okay with this? I thought Unicorns were all about purity and honesty, and..?"
>"Of course, Anon-silly, but it's not like you're sneaking off behind my back with that slutty rabbit-girl across the street, or wasting money down in Catgirl Alley like other husbandos do. You're really doing this to help my poor sister, and I love you even more for it."
>So one glowing white-maned sister is sweetly kissing a confused Anon on his cheek, as the heaving black-maned sister triumphantly swallowed the jetting globs of his load.
2bC

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>>36528271
Antgirls need love too

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>>36528910
And she doesn't know what fishnets look like?

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>>36528976
i know want to learn from the sea

[Anonymous No.]

buying dragon.

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>>36529013
milk at the store for gains

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You are gonna get raped. The only question is if it's the Jackal Guards or the Serpent Guards that get you.

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>>36529109
I pick the third option, the hathorian guards

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>>36529109
They can't get me if the iris is closed on the stargate!

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>>36529013
>Anon gathers together a lifetime of gold
>goes into the Dragoncave to discover that compared to her hoard it's like spitting over Niagara Falls
Proverb: It's the thought that counts
>Dragon Queen fucks him on top of her hoard so hard Anon that has goldleaf inprinted into his ass
>well, until she licks it back off ofc, can't be wasting any of her precious horde
>chews on the gold leaf, breathes some fire on it, makes a gold slave-ring Anon's neck size

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>>36529013
Give me a small white dragon and a small silver as well.

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>>36529136
Wrong! Hathorites are civilized, they won't rape you. They send you to the priestesses who will decide your fate. THEN you get raped.

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>>36529204
at least it will be gentle molesting

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>>36529013
blue eyes white dragon

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Friendly reminder to make sure you regularly give your cheshire waifu her share of... uh, sustenance.

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>>36529013
I'd rather be bought by a dragon

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>>36528081
Mmmph, big titty centaurs. The ones from the Encyclopedia aren't really busty, are they? Shame. It would be great to ride upon my cute centaur wife while holding her big boobs from behind.

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>>36529256
>he chose to post the one waifu from that IP who's into gangbangs
Into the trash it goes.

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>>36527862
This dragon is a FATTY

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>>36529293
pot calling the kettle black

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>>36529256
Is semen splatter really permitted on a blue board?

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>>36529313
I'm not fat though. But Jabberwock is!

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>>36529326
What are you talking about, Anon? That's clearly a low-fat milk her husbando is feeding her.

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>>36529326
thats icecream obviously

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>>36529342
>I'm not fat though

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>>36529326
>semen
Sorry, I just see milk.

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>>36529326
that's just real thick yogurt

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>>36529291
but that's the good part

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>>36529256
>good waifu species
>only into gangbangs
Why do you do this, Hatch

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>>36529410
>>36529291
Kobold Training Guide is the best of the 3 comics and has no gangbangs, only fucking the bitchy boss into submission. Technically they all appeal to different fetishes, the first just happens to have the orgies.

To each their own, though. I don't know why we argue about this.

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>>36529216
Of course. As long as you're not given to the minotaur temple guards, that is.

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>>36529481
How does one apply to be a comfort boy for those Minotaur guards? Asking for a friend.

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>>36529256
Heavy cream.

>>36529517
Yeah, I also want to know.

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>>36529517
>>36529539
just tell them that you want to be protected from the sabbath menace

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>>36529452
>the last page of this doujin literally says "please don't rape your boss"

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>>36529372
I think you're projecting. Or you're a Jabberwock in disguise trying to defend your honor

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>>36529586
>easy

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>>36529517
>>36529539
You don't apply, the priestess in charge decides that, but maybe if you do her some favors she may be willing to consider your petition. How good are you with your tongue?

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>Come here, boya~

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>>36528937
Still Day3
>be Anon, half confused, half horny
>the Bicorn finally stops sucking, and comes back up the bed to share a sisterly kiss with Anon's pure-waifu
>And share a mouthful of Anon's glistening goo.
>now only the brain-part of Anon is left confused, the other 98% is definitely just horny
>Uni-waifu kisses Anon gently on the cheek, her lips still slightly sticky
>"Uh, I'll go and clean up in the kitchen, and on Saturdays the Market will sell out early and there's some shopping I'll need for dinner. Have fun, you two."
>"You don't want to stay and watch, Sis? It'd be so much hotter if you did, maybe if you even joined in a bit, you know, to give me even more dark-mana? And, hey, you might learn some new tricks."
>The two sisters kissed again, more sisterly this time without Anon's goo passing between them this time.
>"No, watching you blow my sweet-Anon was about my limit, thanks. And if my darling wants to teach me anything new, we can do that when you've recovered. 'Bye."
>and the waffles and tray were gone, and Anon was naked on the bed lying on a damp towel with the horny Bicorn gently licking his right nipple.
>"Uh, she said 'when you've recovered'? Are you okay? I mean, if you're ill, maybe we should... you should go and rest, and..."
>"No, I'm okay. Isn't she just adorable? So sweet and helpful, even when she knows I'm going to be fucking her husbando's brains out all day long. No, she means when I've recovered all my dark-mana levels from you filling me. So, come on Anon, time for you to ride me properly."
2bC l8r

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>>36529674
no, I don't talk to strangers

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>>36529674
light dodger!

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Reminder that monster girls love wedding ceremonies too!

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>>36529690
Strangers are just friends you haven't been raped by yet.

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>>36527524
>play catch with them
Yes, and when they catch you, they rape you.
Simple fun games.

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>>36529709
Big fancy weddings appeal to all females

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>>36529715
but why would I get raped by a friend?

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>>36529139
Anon hasn't lived until they've probed the iris of his star-gate.

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>>36529820
she's only going to put the tip in so that other monsters will be tricked and leave you alone.
that way you're marked and they won't get the wrong ideas.
just the tip

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>>36529915
>just the tip
how many monsters have tricked men with that line

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>>36529820
Friends have Benefits.
>ofc, if they break your pelvis, they're medical benefits

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>>36529688
bicorns are for cugging not fugging

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>>36529940
so only be friends with old monsters then, they surely can't break my pelvis, right?

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>>36529949
Hey, its only Day 3 so far, don't spoil poor Anon's surprise.
>as if he's getting out of this mess with just lasagne and waffles

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There must be statues of the Demon Lord in Royal Makai. At least some of them must be naked.
Would be funny if a lilim found a human masturbating to a statue of her mother.

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>>36530073
I have a feeling those stautes are living

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>>36529940
But what if I don’t have health insurance?

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>>36529810
That's true! Give your monster girl every girl's dream anon!

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>>36530008
Lots of fluffy tails makes a nice cumfy resting-spot for young Anon where he would be completely safe.

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>>36530115
Don't worry, Tanuki-care is guaranteed full coverage* and quite reasonably* priced.

>*some species and pre-existing injuries excluded - list in very small print attached
>*sure, really quite reasonable, would I lie to a nice Anon-im like you?

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>>36530235
that does sound nice, to sleep in some mofu after you get tired

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>>36530073
>>36530098
I’m 100% positive the statues are living monsters

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>>36530115
broken pelvises are covered by the universal healthcare put forth in monster-accepting cities!

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>>36530339
>universal healthcare
my money!!!!!

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>>36530115
You will have to whore yourself up when the medical bills arrive

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>>36529709
That form isn't for marriage! She has to grow up first!

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>>36530367
>up
out
I see that you have turned into a monster manwhore

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>mg simps

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>>36530428
>simps
Goback to /vt/, faggot.

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>>36530383
Pre-marital cocooning is irresponsible anon

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>>36530401
Something something reverse doujin plot of Zipangu about a white knight MG that tells a dead-eyed used goods (Anon) she will accept him even all that and marry and make him happy.
>>36530428
Jinkos*

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>>36530359
just hire a tanuki or a danuki as your accountant if you are worried about it

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>>36530519
>simp
No, I've cancelled all my subscriptions to OnlyFus and found a chaste trad Mermaid waifu on EatsPlentyofFish

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My greatest wish for this thread aside from the expulsion of the /tg/ posters (and cuckquen and daughteru dicking posters), is for people to cease misusing the quotation feature. One day.

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I wish I could visit MG Gensokyo. If only.

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>>36530588
>wanting people to stop greentexting
Go fly a kite, kid.

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>tfw ywn dropout of middle school and whore yourself out on the streets of mgc
>Ywn see your teacher after you turned 18 and was still whoring yourself out
>ywn be scolded while she fucks you
>ywn get taken to her house and told that you are stupid for doing that
>ywn end up marrying her cause she said its for own good
>ywn have a happy family and live a long life

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>>36530542
>mg Jinkos
Obviously, duh.

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>>36530637
how rude, she didn't even pay

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>>36530752
she did pay.... with her hand in marriage

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Oink

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>>36530781
this is what the city does to a p'orc, lovely isn't it?

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I believe a man should remain virgin until the day of his wedding.

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>>36530815
Monsters believe taking the man's virginity counts as wedding.

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Took some time to translate something KC put up on his twitter a few months ago. I also translated the accompanying wall of text KC posted with it. It seems pastebin is no longer cool with lewd stuff (weird considering my Side Guide III translations are still public) so I've got the text file with the story and a clean version of this image in my mega under Misc.
https://mega.nz/folder/d1o3lQYR#2dVyhpmiYA5KimpNOSE8-w

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On average, how many times does each species of wan fall for the fake ball trick?

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>>36530874
lovely

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>>36530781

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>>36530874
Yeah, be Greentextfag mainly because Pastebin is badword filtering all new submissions.
>all my old stuff is in there, just no new fuckcuntshitpiss words can get in
Eatadick>>36530588, I bet

you complain about

people using

reddit spacing too.
When sometimes its normal usage to seperate paragraphs or different comments for clarity and ease of reading.

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mofu

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>>36530882
>fake ball trick?
Usually the first time they rape you they can tell if you've lost your balls and had those fake silicone-nut implants, just from the taste.

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“Servant, when will breakfast be ready?”

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>>36531054
Is this where I shove my left wrist in her face?

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>>36531054
who is this woman and why is she in my house?

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>>36530957
I love nuns

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>>36531086
clearly you invited her in

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>>36531086
That's Boobferatu.

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>>36531093
even if they are boy hungry pedophiles?

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>>36531086
congrats on your speed marriage, anon, wish you the best.

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>>36531086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCGcYkMp73w

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>>36530874
BASED

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>>36531125
Yes

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>>36530843
Monsters will never take my virginity.

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>>36531110
I clearly don't remember that and why do I feel a sharp pain in my neck

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>>36530874
If her breasts stayed small, she'd be perfect.

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>>36530874
Absolutely based.

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>>36531125
even better, I can learn sex ed and get married

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>>36531181
>tfw no time travelling shirohebi determined to be your first

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>>36531208
>sex ed
https://exhentai.org/s/5ae4ea4519/325762-21

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>>36531181
Because i will take theirs.

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>>36531125
>ywn study chronomancy to be able to adjust your age to seduce shotacon mamono, only to role reverse mid-sex act to satisfy your own lolicon tendencies

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>>36531252
are you a bade enough dude to take their virginity while leaving yours intact?

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>>36531093
me too

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>>36531301
no you can't take virginity without losing yours in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531324
tell that to manticores

[Anonymous No.]

>>36529709

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>>36531346
what if the tail pussy had a hymen

[Anonymous No.]

>>36530874
Thanks for the great work as always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531382
CUTE! Nothing makes me happier than monster girls in beautiful white dresses and veils

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36531189
Her onii-chan wished her breasts would be bigger I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>36530588
>daughteru dicking posters
Hardly see those around these days, the thread is 99% closet gay gender role reversal fags now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531229
>Automaton wife will never send herself to the past to spend more time with you during your short fleshy life together

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531432
she seems like a nice lady i should trust unconditionally

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531432
why is this old lady so pale, is she sick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531453
Look at this newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531448
I guess so.

[Anonymous No.]

>imagine your dick all wrapped up in my tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531459
>retroactively becomes your childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531459
since a human lifespans extend to match their wife's wouldn't an automaton make you virtually immortal the same way an undead does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531504
>young anon doesn't understand why she really really wants to hug him

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531526
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531476
Congratulations on your new position as familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531549
Well, they definitely wouldn't be strangers after that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531560
I just love when the guy accidentally compliments a centuries old monster girl by calling her young

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531527
But from your perspective, you would just remember being with her for much longer, like this greentext I remember from a year ago about the Hounds of Tindalos as a monster girl:
>>/jp/thread/S23108416#p23123089

[Anonymous No.]

>>36529674
I will not let demons tempt me on the Lord's Day.

[Anonymous No.]

And another fucking Warhammer thread.
Good job, morons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531577
I mean not in this case in particular since she is just in her twenties, but you know like when it's with a vampire or elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531500
>meeting your adventure party for the first time
>this is what you're greeted with

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531595
Anon that's an automaton from MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531595
I know fuckall of warhammer to identify those threads but I'm just ignoring that green one that has been for over a week and the monster boy one.
Which thread are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531602
Google the filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531595
OP probably did it for shits and giggles, but it's still an Automaton recolor and Necrons don't have dicks that WHfag would want to suck on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531613
oh no, grrrr I'm mad now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531595
i believe that bait was intended for exactly you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531605
This one. This is the Warhamme thrread
>>36531629
>>36531643
Fuck off both of you this is cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531648
If it was a big titty necron then you'd have a point but to 90% of the people in the thread its a green automaton, who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>36529688
Late afternoon Day3
>having managed to actually get cleaner in his third shower, Anon staggers out into the kitchen, followed closely by a very smug Bicorn
>Uni-darling is putting her freshly-made Leek pie into the oven
>she's smiling and acting happy, but Anon's shattered nerves can detect that deepdown she's not as contented as she tries to appear
>"Hi Sis, I thought I'd give sweet-Anon a bit of a break, maybe take him outside for some fresh air, okay? I thought maybe back up the Park. You know, you were right, it seems like a really special place."
>anon's weakened ears can still hear Uni-sweetness's teeth grinding as she smiles at her sister and replies, " Yes, it's very special. I'm sure you can get a full lot of dark-mana up there... uh, dinner will be ready in about an hour, so hurry back."
>she kisses Anon on the cheek and waves then both off out the door.
>Anon stopped as soon as they reached the street, before they began to turn towards the Park.
>"Uh, can we go somewhere else? Other than the Park, I mean."
>"Hmm, why? Like Sis said it seems very special."
>"Uh, yeah, it is. We...uh, we first did it up there on our third date, and I proposed immediately after, so I'd rather for Uni-honey's sake that we didn't ruin that memory for her...okay?"
>[big sigh] "Well, that will be an incredible piece of dark-mana for you to fuck me there after telling me that. You'll have to do something else very special to make up for that amount of recovery..."
>"Okay. Anything else you want, anywhere else, just not there."
>"Okay, Deal. Hmmm.... now where else could we get so much dark-mana... Hey, was my sister serious when she said the bunny-girl across the street was really slutty?"
>"Uh, yeah. Her husbando died of a heart-attack last year, and since then she's been stealing husbands all over the neighborhood. The local Waifus Committee is about to start a petition to get her Portal-ed."
>"Excellent, then you'll have sex there."
>now Anon was back to 90% confused
>"But she's not just going to let you and me walk in and have sex in her house..."
>"BytheGoddezz, dumb-Anon, not you-and-me, but she'll say 'yes' if it's you-and-her."
>"But the deal was... uh, I can't actually cheat on my Uni-waifu..."
>"The deal was 'anywhere, anything', or do we go to the Park..? [long pause] Okay, so which is the Fuckbunny's place..?"
>[Anon sigh] "Okay, but you can never tell her about this..."
>The house on the opposite corner of the street is small, neat and has a lot of carrots growing in the front garden beds.
>Anon follows the black bicorn as she trots up the path to press the door-bell
>Anon is trying to keep himself hidden between her bulk and the front windows of his house just in case Uni-innocent looks out the window and sees him there.
>Pointless of course, with her sister obviously being there, but logical thought is getting harder for Anon to manage today.
>The door was opened by a slender young grey-fur bunnygirl in a loose t-shirt that hung straight down off a full set of breasts and a pair of tight shorts that barely covered her fluffy-tail at the back.
>Anon's Bicorn sister-in-law doesn't take more than a second to work out exactly how the Bunnygirl's husbando had died. At least poor-Anon had gone happy.
>She smiled sweetly and introduced them.
>"Hi, I'm a Bicorn and this is my friend-Anon from across the street, and I can guarantee you that he's got a really nice thick cock, and we were wondering if maybe you'd like to be fucked senseless for about an hour...?"
>the hot little Bunnygirl opened the door wide enough to fit Anon and a Bicorn through.
2bC 2moro

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531595
Don't really care unless the OP pic is one of those god ugly western """art""", if it's from legit mge they can recolor anything and call them whatever they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531054
>no wings
Fucking dhampir imposters trying to trick vamp fans into their beds

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531788
you do know that vamps hide them as well?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36531802
a lacks a certain vampiric pride but they don't make mistress of the night like they used to

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531841
what thicc tail that monster has

[Anonymous No.]

vampires ain't shit, I beat them back on my way to school just like pa, grandpa, great grandpa and the rest of my grandpas did in their days

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531940
Belmont...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531686
this just makes me sad now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531940
Tfw our vamphunter realises that old silver-nitrate print photo of 'his Grand-pappy sitting alone in his armchair' was actually taken when the Oldboy was sitting with his darling Vamp-waifu standing proudly by his side and their dozen daughterfus kneeling in an orderly row in front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531959
Sorry, but Bicorns gotta bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531847
Wings aren’t conducive to cuddling in bed. Like image not being able to lay on your side or back. Better for standing wing hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532043
where can I get holy milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532056
at the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532056
99% corruption free

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531841
Breast envy is underrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532008
Do bicorns buy corn or do people buy corn from bicorns?

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have an imp imouto, succ onee, demon personal assistant, and devil maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532099
>tfw there is no holy church of our milky lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531940
No Belmont, you are the dhampir

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532156
There's always the Temple of Hathor

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532099
what happened with the 1%? did they drink too much hol milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531595
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532169
it ain't the same... it ain't the same, man

[Anonymous No.]

Please get a archive of our own acc and post the bicorn story there. It makes me sad to even glimpse over it.

[Anonymous No.]

what a horny thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532180
You're right. Hathor has sexy brown fertility priestesses. Clearly superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532174
there's environmental contamination and such.
it's a very negligible amount unless you drink absurd quantities of the stuff so i foresee no consequences

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532249
Priestesses show off everything, thats boring. Nuns who are milky and are in habits are the better choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36530959
sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532288
this, the temptation of a covered body can't be matched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532099
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532245

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532296
not that anon but here you go
https://exhentai.org/g/1304420/720429a7b0/

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532323
Trampoline accident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531484
Clearly a Wight Mage

[Anonymous No.]

For me it's thighjobs. Regardless of your position (being in front, back or even upside down on her thighs) it needs a lot of bodily contact

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532351
a white mage, she doesn't wear white at all

[Anonymous No.]

if I got an undead wife would all my other wives become virtually immortal as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532362
Yes, everybody gets the highest lifespan among the partners, so an undead wife would make you and your other wives effectvely immortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36530367
sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532323
Aren't the power lines out of phase with each other? Wouldn't that toast the bapho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532406
effectively because we could still be killed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532426
A real man never dies, even when he is killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532431
cause dying is gay and no man is an alp

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but hear me out. If you fuck some big muscle girl, you will breed a daughter of the same kind. She will eventually outgrow you, treat you like some fragile chick that needs protection and likely punish you with rape if you try to be independent. In sum: you already lose most of your freedom with your wife and this only worsens as the kids enter puberty.
ON THE OTHER HAND if you marry a Baphomet none of that happens. She respects your privacy and you won't have to suffer all the above humiliation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
>all that text
lol, didn't read. gonna fuck my big bogey wife instead cause it made my brain hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
the sabbath meeting must have ended early today

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
blaming parenting failures on your wife requires additional introspection

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
A Baphomet, or any other cute, lovely loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532426
Kinda, you would all just come back as undead, which would make you completely immortal. There's also the ritual of soul marriage, which would make you all completely immortal without needing to become undead first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
imagine having a strongfat fetish and bulking up your wife with your cum tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
>>36532492
FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532498
I like you, strongfat is the best. strong and soft

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532519
Itty-bitty kitty-titty not so itty-bitty no mores

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532519
pspspspsps

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532519
delicious brown areola

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
I will impregnate a big muscle girl and if my daughter tries this with me, she'll be reminded I was the one changing her diapers, giving her piggyback rides, and feeding her baby food. And mom doesn't share.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532507
all about the balance man, the stronger she is the softer she should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532664
GRADE A BEEF

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
Aren't you too young to be on the internet, tiny goat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36526902
Can they keep up with us when my Living Armor is in Fighter mode? Could the ninjas even keep up with GERWALK mode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532680
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532754
Are Baphs really really fucking old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532813
yeah, they are usually among the oldest monsters except for one bapho, Monika

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
Hey, can you hook me up with some girls from the Kuroferuru Sabbath? I'm sure they're looking for an onii-chan, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532468
>big muscle girl
thats why you breed with a big softy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532174
there's just no way to be sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532886
now that truly is a nun of the church of our holy milky lady

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532056
Where can I get holy cunny juice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532940
go to sabbath church

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532940
You can't. Cunny nuns and saintesses get corrupted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532956
That sounds like it could be comfy.

>>36532959
But they're very good at pretending!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533011
>falling asleep from the bpho preacher babbling on and on about the purity of cunny
>end up getting spanked for not listening to the holy word
still comfy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532813
Yes, but it's fun to tease them and threat them like children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533029
>getting spanked
>not being forced to spank the preacher as both punishment and demonstration

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533033
I still like to imagine in this picture it's a Bapho aunt with a Satyros niece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533041
why would I spank the bapho? I was the one who slept and did not listen to the holy word of cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532959
the world is not yet ready for mesugaki nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533057
Exactly! If words are not enough to fill one's soul with the glory of cunny, demonstration must be made!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533090
this is why I go to the thicc church instead, I don't want to spank nuns, I want to get spanked by nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533112
I don't want to be spanked by nuns, I want a group of loli nuns and lolis in Catholic schoolgirl outfits to ask me to punish them for their naughty thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you all make a mockery of the holy institution of the Church and its devout followers? Nuns are chaste, pious women of the Chief God. They are not meant for you to satisfy your desires of the flesh. Whenever you think impure thoughts about them, an angel weeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533216
I want to wipe the tears off their eyes... and then impregnate them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533216
bring on the cherubim

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533216
You day that but we all know angels are so sex-starved they won’t stop riding you for centuries

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533216
What would a MGE Hayyoth be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533216
>an angel weeps.
because they are seething
on another note, does angel tears make good lube?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533216
What is meant to satisfy my desires of the flesh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533216
cause nun sexy and make pp hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533279
a happy marriage with your (human) childhood friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36526883
I used to think I had a breeding fetish
but nowadays I'm pretty sure it's just the pleasure of cumming inside that I care about
actual babymaking I'm pretty ambivalent about

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533301
>human
>actually an angel is disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533319
well, this is this and that's that

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533319
Anon. Shut up and just put your dick in the circles with eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533216
>a mockery
nonsense, I am improving it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533307
>the pleasure of cumming inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>36526874

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533384
amazingly cute, would headpat before I run away from winterstown

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533372
yes. it feels good on my cock to ejaculate while warm wet pussy is squeezing around it.
is that really so controversial a view to require greenwording?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533412
Anon was pointing out it reminded him of the "pleasure of being cummed inside" meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532417
Lets just assume she is protected by magic and nothing bad will happen to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533412
This >>36533430 perhaps I should have added a "kek" there

[Anonymous No.]

>>36532664
>>36532680
>>36532808
How can anyone say they have a good life if they don't live in a farm with a venus cow wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533484
by living a life in a convent filled with venus monster nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>36526874

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533484
By living in an alchemy lab with cute, petite, pubescent fiendesses.

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls need big love!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw fat manlet with a teenie weenie
Not even a monstergirl would want me ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533523
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533509
>t. man just rewarded with cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533499
Acceptable answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533340
shut it Roland, your angel is not coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533576
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533484
Don't like lolis, don't like Venusi, just give me my waifu and a nice home and I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533523
demonic energy changes men's bodies to better suit their wives' taste, the most common of changes being a bigger cock. Kindly stop sadposting on a wish fulfillment thread or at least follow it with posting bogeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533484
>anon doesn't know what venus body is

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533587
she is gone, forever gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533624
are LoR and LC threads still allowed here?

[Anonymous No.]

story about gnome when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533620
>metal owl
>not venus

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533638
you say it like that has ever stopped anyone

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533663
I don't want to be a bother. also, she's by far my favourite abnormality.

[Anonymous No.]

I for one welcome our new mofu overlords

[Anonymous No.]

Inlove my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533638
never heard of those two

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533687
I didn't know it was possible to get that ugly yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife!

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533666
>>36533687
You okay there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533710

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533717
Genius over there fucked up his post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533698
Library of Ruina and Lobotomy Corporation, "That's that and this is this" is the catchphrase of the former's protagonist. Not really monster girl adjacent for the most part and its devs are korean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533717
Jinko is having trouble posting because of her big meaty paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533724
>>36533717

Sorry, had to delete due fucking typos and repost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533730
thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533725
I've heard of Jeep bitches before but I've never actually seen a drawing of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533740
no problem, I do recommend giving them a look as they are quite well made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533725
>>36533710

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533656
When you write it.
>in greentext ofc

[Anonymous No.]

God what I wouldn't give to live with a Galcies/Tsurara/Ice Queen or all 3 at the same time. The sun can go fuck itself with its heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533737
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533750
eh fuck you, I love the sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533758
If you love it so much go marry it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533770
I will and I will make many more suns to spite you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533780
With enough ice mamono I can constantly lower the temperature to a comfortable degree no matter the amount of suns

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533791
we could stop global warming, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531686
Greentext/Spoilertext
Day3 still - about an hour and a half later
>Anon opens the front-door and looks across the street.
>its dark now, and the front windows are brightly lit
>"Uh, MissBunny, can we use your backdoor?"
>[giggle] "Again? Sure, anytime Anon-stud. And you can go out through the garden too if you like."
>out the gate an in the side-street, Anon stops again
>"Okay, now you can never tell Uni-sweetie anything about this - ever."
>"Of course, why would I stop our fun? So, we get our story straight now. We went out, we didn't go to the park, you came three times - impressive, actually, and you don't even have to tell her that part if she doesn't ask, and she won't ask for any details - we come home, we eat her yummy leek-pie. Simple, and it's not even a lie, technically."
>Anon composes himself and they walk back into his street and into his happy-home to his loving Uni-waifu."
>Uni-innocence is in one of her best dresses, she's done her hair especially in a fancy roll, she hands Anon a cold beer she must have freshly poured as she heard him coming up the steps, everything is 'perfect'.
>so perfect it actually physically hurts
>"Hi, Sis, so how was the Park?"
>"Actually we didn't go there, your-Anon wanted to go wandering about, so he did it elsewhere..."
>Bicorn-Sis stopped talking, her sister had stopped listening at the first part, so that was that.
>somehow Anon doesn't drop his beer as she folds him in her warmest Uni-angel hug of gratitude.
>the Uni-hug feels wonderful, everything else inside Anon feels like shit
>an ecstatic Uni-housewaifu floats towards the dining table, towing the other two behind her
>her Bicorn-sis leans into Anon's ear as he is seated and Uni wafts out to bring the pie.
>"See? That's all she wanted to know, and see how happy you've made her... and me, and the bunny. Everybody's happy. Easy, wasn't it?"
>Anon's dinner tasted wonderful, his Uni-waifu was radiant, the conversation was happy and light, and he still felt like shit
>Anon sat in his favourite armchair as the Sisters-together cleared up in the kitchen
>Anon's outside was calm but inside all that shit was churning
>What if she tells her? Just a simple 'oh, we went across the street and fucked the bunnyslut instead'. Anon will be fucked, not just fucking.
>his thought train-wreck is interrupted when the two sisters re-emerge
>the dark-Bicorn is smiling and holding a large bowl of ice-cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533624
Endless Library demon realm when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533748

And while this one is my wife, here you have profile pic Jinko so anons can live the dream too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533791
the ice shall fall and it will be summer all day everyday

[Anonymous No.]

Hunt strong girls

[Anonymous No.]

What's a good monstergirl for when you're hungover and feeling like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533828
doesn't it usually go the other way around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533838
Girls strong hunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36526874
Pick your fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533858
uh, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533872
left

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533832
Barometz will let you some of her juice, it has vitamins and stuff.
>>36533838
Usually yes, but some strong girls do like when you show initiative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36526874

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>>36533730
I see those games pop up once a while in /v/. How are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533412
>imaginary tales are routinely greentexted

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533949
>Barometz will let you some of her juice, it has vitamins and stuff.
I could use some right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533832
Somewhere multiply-fluffy to curl up until it all goes away?

[Anonymous No.]

Which Sabbath has the best coffee for onii-chans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534024
shirotuko

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534024
Marune has coffee made fresh from the coffea plants on the farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533972
personally I love them. LC is you managing an scp-like facility in order to produce energy, you give command to employees to do one of 4 different work types on the abnormalities or supress them (or each other) if they break out/go insane. working on abnormalities generates energy boxes which you use to unlock information on them ( name and damage type, breakout counter and conditions, tips and preffered work ttpes) or equipment which you can use on your employees. you need to generate a given amount of energy every ingame day, it has missions and every few works something happens. you're expected to do resets btw, you keep the equipment, research/mission rewards and unlocked info but lose employees and abnos.
LoR is a card and dice rolling battles game, easier to explain. both have great stories although a bit grindy. (sorry, I got excited while writing LC's part)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534053
Shirokuto does sound likely.

>>36534064
Not a big fan of Marune. Don't like oppai and don't like farms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36529243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WXYajeP9TE

Kaiba is the ultimate in waifufaggot performance.

>Has the only three known copies of the Blue Eyes White Dragon card
>Turned the likeness of his most powerful servant into a jet so he could be inside of his wife
>Sacrificed a motherfucking God to summon her after she called out to him in a match
>Seduced her human form in his previous incarnation in ancient Egypt, to the point she willingly gave up her human body to become his most powerful servant. Given that Kisara's Ba and Ka were BOTH the Dragon.
>Given that The Duel Monsters world is a very real place, Kisara/Blue Eyes is just waiting for Kaiba to tear open the fabric of the dimensional barrier to be with her so he could beat Atem at a children's card game

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533748

Either you are a miget or she is over 2 meters.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna lose to a lamia

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lose to a hakutaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534091
Even the smallest tiger species averages about 2.2 meters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533949
How come you can post that edit I made without people losing their shit but when I post it a bunch of WRONG people yell at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534159
NO BROOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534171
And there are always at least two of them!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a JC succ lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534176
life isn't fair

[Anonymous No.]

holy water is just angel girlcum

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533513
Going to buy her grammar books.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534248
I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534180
Real lamias don't have asses. The girl in the pic is an imposter.

Anyways, I'd rather be raped by her mouth and long tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534256
no wonder monsters run after you toss jars of it at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534263
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531054
>"Servant, make me another coffee, black and bleeding."
>(Black coffee with some of your blood added)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36531054
new house, who dis?

[Anonymous No.]

>Strongsoft jinko trying to convince her daughters that she was trim and ripped at one point before the litters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534182
Clever girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534248
Demons and unholy monsters hate it not because it's holy but because they think it's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534068
Same universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534336
>tfw your demon momster found the holy water jar in your room

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534248
how does the church get so much of the stuff then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534068
anyone else waiting for a chance to betray all humanity and free cuties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534434
I readily volunteer myself to be a containment method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534455
Your noble sacrifice won't be forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534434
What's going on in this pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534470
It's his last day on the job, so he's letting all the Ancient Evils loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534470
dunno. looks like a guy that betrayed humanity to free a cutie

[Anonymous No.]

I guess a demon owns me now. Hopefully there will be time for video games

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534434
why do I feel like I would be used as an emotional support human for these monsters in containment

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534506
Did the contract have any stipulations about free time? A lot of demons have the condition that at least 60% of free/hobby time is still characterized as 'MOC'- 'mouth on cock', as in you are required to let them suck you off while doing whatever it is you're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534248
So how do the cute angels feel when I drink it and rub it all over myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36527717
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534434
Humanity would be much better off under monster rule...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534518
>as in you are required to let them suck you off while doing whatever it is you're doing.
It's going to be impossible to play btb like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534248
>tfw left cursed sword in a barrel of the stuff over the weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534434
Well the magical girl IS pretty cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534521
either aroused or disgusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534539
did it have dead eyes when you pulled it out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534549
Hopefully both at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534546
so she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>36527717
>>36534524
why do the undead make my monster rise in my pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534282
Shows them Anon-daddy's home videos as proof... and as sex-ed

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing like watching the sunset with the bird you love.

[Anonymous No.]

living doll maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534627
Anon no, that's how one of your daughters wants to start banging you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36533872
huh. Yorktown class, Sakura conversion.
Like the originals, I like them each in their own way

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534180
>>36534263
A lot of Sneks seem to have ass-cleft mimicry, the same as the egg-laying species still have very convincing boobage mimicy with no real requiment for mammary lactation, primarily as a lure for human males
The faux-ass may also function mechanically as a form of counterweight to the significant frontal protruberances.
>such a Lamia could ass-rape a human male by enforced or entrapped 'hotdogging' of the faux-cleft and still be sufficiently flexible to gather up any wasted emissions orally

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534681
I like her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534681
>>36534703
more maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534683
>...one of...?
Only one?
Boy, do I have bad news for you, Anon.
Thats why your Jinko-waifu needs to maintain her prowess and dominance over all of them until she can teach them to hunt successfully for their own prey... husbandos.

[Anonymous No.]

smug/enthusiastic living dolls
I'd never heard of the term 'dutch wife' before I read this

[Anonymous No.]

have you played with a doll today, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534707
I feel like she is hinting something towards me.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw too retarded to figure out how to shrink image canvas to match the downscaled image, original file was too large
I just wanted to share a cap from a silly livingdoll hentai with the thread, ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534722
She better, otherwise your daughters are going to be bragging to their teacher about how they already have a mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534760
t-teacher? WHERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534755
Don't scale the layer, scale the image.
Alternatively, Crop to Content afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534751
you do remember what the box said when you got her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36526902
my body is ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534770
>Ogre gym coach is mad that they're too busy talking about their new 'mate' rather than paying attention in dodgeball

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534775
I don't read Japanese so I just found the power button and went from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534790
well, have you been supplying her with mana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534775
Before I checked what this post was a reply to, I pictured a Mimic trying to be seductive in treasure chest form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534799
Only the finest, and cheapest, gas station motor oil.

[Anonymous No.]

This shouldn't need to be said, but

For the love of God please don't put epic 4chan memes in the Monster Girl tag on twitter. And especially don't put edgy /pol/ stuff there. Please develop some tact and self-awareness, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534807
its a living doll, what do you think it needs to resupply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534816
Nobody knows what you're talking about and nobody cares what cunts on twitter are doing. Stop typing like a nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534722
anon, why did you introduce the mental image of a young Jinko leaving her mother bleeding on the floor and forcing her to watch as she ravages her father. Why do you that to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534832
Getting KC to retweet a george floyd meme is fucking embarassing dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534816
don't know, don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534841
So? Why do you expect me to care about what happens on a website that I barely if at all use aside from looking for art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534819
A liquid of sorts. Sometimes I just use some Gazer Goop™, its basically the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I know that stray cat girl who visits me everyday for food and pets isn’t just scamming me and other guys into giving her free food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534851
pull the ol popcorn bucket trick on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534816
>reddit spacing
>refers to Twitting
=ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534846
>>36534847
If you don't care then don't fucking say anything retards. Though anyone who knows of KC's past interactions with western should be able to see that retards spamming the tag with edgy bullshit is bad news.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534864
I can say whatever the fuck I want, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534864
>u replied so u care xD
if telling retards to fuck off counts as caring then damn, I might be a real humanitarian

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534749
It's not a doll, it's an 'action-figure'
>Anon-on-Doll action ofc

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534864
I don’t care. Don’t you have some thread in /tg/ to go ruin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534603
It is the fate of mortal males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534864
What's his position on the TQ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534895
She looks like a nice vampire who would be a nice time to hang out with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534893
What does /tg/ have to do with anything?

[Anonymous No.]

So the plan is
1.Raid the pharaoh's tomb with a bunch of dudes
2.If the awakens, make sure you in particular are not seen
3.run with gold while pharaoh claims unlucky sod
3EX. if anubis in tomb, steal her too

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534918
Why kidnap the Pharaoh's friend? That just seems even ruder than stealing her stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534895
To continue sneaking mega holst milk into their mistress's blood supply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534864
Because japanese mamono art is never edgy or /pol/itical
A Centaur's Life

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534895
how does she have such massive tracts of land

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534918
>raid pharaoh's tomb with apophis
>steal pharaoh
>profilt

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534816
remember when the watamote artist became aware of the /a/ threads and /v/ decided to then spam her with dick pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534982
i dropped it because of that,
I wanted cute centaur stories, not this weird shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534982
From the manga with the sweetest cutest slice-of-life Centaurette mamono
>canon Adolf Hitler as an Angel proclaiming purity
Totally not /pol-edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535022
>>36534906
Angelus Hitler would finally give us the solution to the Tanuki Question

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535018
Just because you dropped it doesn't make it any less real or any less canon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534918
I thought the plan was
1. Reach desert with help of graverobbers
2. Get "lost" in the direction of some "abandoned" ruins
3. Commune with Oasis Undine to lead me to Khepri lair
4. Ascend

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535022
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534982
That's not MGE. And KC has been pretty firm about not wanting that kind of edgy stuff. MGE is an escapist fantasy, political edgy stuff like pic related doesn't belong in it. And if you absolutely feel the compulsion to make it, don't shove it in the face of the Japanese fans/creator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36526874

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535071
That's hilarious, god my country is a dumpster fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535022
And there's certainly no edgy/pol reason why one of the DLs senior daughters is wearing that outfit.
>maybe she wants to be a Bus Conductor or in a Marching Band?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535112
that's a western oc

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535112
thats not one of KC's lilims you giga faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535112
Demons/succs/lilims in uniform are hot 2bh

[Anonymous No.]

I went for a wank session where I nutted twice in a row and I come to back to shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535143
>ywn be stress relief for a demon commander

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535160
She'll never get me to talk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535046
There are currently no Tanukis in C no Nayami.
A centaur's Life is clean and wholesome.
Even as a 'very young fashion model' Hime isn't taken advantage of or exploited.
>coincidence?
Or is this a /pol-ite society?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535168
Thats the plan anon you’ll be unable to talk with her ass on your face

[Anonymous No.]

quick post the last h comic you fapped to

[Anonymous No.]

all this posting reminds me of that /u/ gif of the concentration camp

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535170
...is my love of tanukis and danukis just a result of my repressed feelings towards my jewish heritage?

[Anonymous No.]

sneks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535175
the sekki kettle's sweat witch one

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535195
Press the snek button at your own risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535195
boop

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535197
holy shit what a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535209
do not boop the snoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534982
Everything from the choice and design of the races to the surface level political bait is just awful

His mermaids actually make me mad for how awful they're designed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535195

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535186
Are GFL K98/Negev etc mamonos?
But regardless, that is a long hot .gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535213
Gonna boop the snoot of every monster, then write a book detailing their reactions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535168
>brace yourself for the worst monsters can offer
>stern looking demon enters the room lays a manila folder on the table and sits across from you
>begins twirling her bang and asking what kind of girls you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535223
Robotos and Dolls are usually counted as monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

I like lims, they're comfy and easy to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535175
Hag foxes are my crack

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535234
Oh no! Not a date!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535210
Kek, after giving another anon the source to the futa one I felt like reading kettle's stuff again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535234
hakutakus, ma'am

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535175
Bro it's kind of depressing to heartwarming but...
https://exhentai.org/g/1505095/b01161fe82/

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535241
They're whores yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535234
>I dont have a type
>Playing hard to get, aren't you? Don't worry, we got ways to make cute guys like you talk

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535187
How do you feel about Dragons with large hoards of gold invested at less than average market returns?
Or that Mimic chests don't always contain coinage and other valuables?
>And ofc P'orcs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535234
not you thats who

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535280
>calling me cute
aww shucks, bet you say that to every POW

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535234
I aint sayin nuffin til my Tanuki lawyer gets here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535234
a girl named amanda hugnkiss, can you call her? she is one of your soldiers

[Anonymous No.]

>Yeah I am your childhood friend silly! How could you have forgotten me? No don't worry I'm just cleaning your ears with uh, peroxide, like the trend! You like the trends don't you? Shh just one... more... tentacle... Stop resisting, just let it happen, please, yeeeesssss

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535326
Oh okay. My sister did say I'm forgetful lately when I asked who she is. Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535336
oh no, not her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535186
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535283
>less than average market returns?
I instinctively cringe at this
>Or that Mimic chests don't always contain coinage and other valuables?
the true treassure is the mimic so this doesn't bother me (as much).
>And ofc P'orcs?
I have given up on kosher long long ago, my friend, however I would get a kick of trying to pretend they are a forbidden territory for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535159
Funny I usually go away to shit and come back here to wank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535344
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535326
weren't you my momster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535326
sure is nice of my blood related childhood friend sister to stop by

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534668

I really like wholesome commissions like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534668
Breathtaking art friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535316
Are sure she wasnt Joanna Harcock?
>I kinda feel bad that she might die in that stampede while I make my escape
Only fault in my plan, now Im trying to escape during a cock-hunt stampede

[Anonymous No.]

>>36534681
>>36534703
>>36534707
>>36534749
Stop. Mob faces are my one true weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535422
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535326
Why must we always paint mindflayers as the bad guys? They only want to help us!

[Anonymous No.]

Why are ghosts so dumb thinking that just cause they don't eat or make a mess they can stay in my home for no rent

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535452
how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535442
I want nothing more than to fill her up with triplets who all have mob faces like their momma!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535407
sorry, I really don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535460
They want to heal us from our trauma (don’t tell me you don’t have any because you’re posting here, we’re all fucked in the head here) and they want us to be happy with ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535460
All thinking has ever done has stress me out and cause drastic self esteem issues. Just let them slurp me up until I become stupid. At least then I'd be feeding someone. Booba and tentacles is all my life would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535422
If only Succubus Moriko was made into a full series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535452
>Why must we always paint mindflayers as the bad guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535326
>>36535481
Too bad they have the male monster shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535532
Shut the fuck up and turn into the goddamn squid already Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535532
It's fully optional just like with this fat shameless rubber slut here

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535530
is that the goddamn insect brain fuck one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535442
Living dolls make the best childhood friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535489
Mob faces are so underrated it’s crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535532
It's not permanent anon, you can turn back to human whenever you like and they get very flustered when you fuck them that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535555
Quads makes it canon. Kobolds have now been replaced as the best childhood friend species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535442
This artist's work is godlike

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535555
damn quads, they also are the best old nice ladies that you go to when you are small

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535567
it's yuki-onna but nobody remembers

[Anonymous No.]

what does oni pussy smell of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535587
Kombucha

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535587
salty coins and milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535582
>yuki-onna
Frozen hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535582
Everyone knows the best childhood friend species is Zombie/Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535567
>>36535582
>>36535615
all you fools are wrong, the best one is foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535615
zombie friend that gets raised to a wight as your relationship escalates!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535636
?

[Anonymous No.]

what about the hakutaku that grooms you since kindergarten and marries you on your graduation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535644
Im very intrigued, do go on sir

[Anonymous No.]

you are all fools, the best childhood friend is the gleeful wan that its always happy to see you while not being pushy, and just enjoys the hugs you give her only for you to watch her grow old and die while you are still just maturing so she leaves a deep scar in your soul that you will never be able to get rid off that way, you wont drift away from each other and you'll always have her with you

[Anonymous No.]

36535666
begone satan, and take your feels with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535652
sorry anon, I'm not a writefag and am feeling awfully lethargic now, if something comes I'll try to put it down

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

36535666
are you okey satan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535195

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535603
More like Yuki-Ana

[Anonymous No.]

>>36526874

[Anonymous No.]

36535666
Thanks I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep again because I had to put down my 14 year old Lab on Thursday.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone coach me on the mechanics of Portal Day?
Like do the waifus just airdrop on us or they get send to geographically/ climatically appropriate areas? If i want to meet a Shirohebi or a Demon for example, do i have to get to Japan/ do some sort of summoning ritual?
It would suck ass for P day to happen and you get stuck with a ratgirl/ devilbug (in an urban zone at least), i know true love makes everything work and all but rejecting a gazillion horny rodents and bugs on your way out sounds hellish

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535543
I'd rather kill myself

>>36535562
>you can turn back to human whenever
Which implies your natural form now is the squid thing so no thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535771
there's no such thing as a natural form, it's just that you WILL turn eventually into a squid during the fucking process and will have to transform back into a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535749
take care of that scar anon, it will never leave you, even when you think you forgot about it, it will flare up when you less expect it and remind you of what you lost, and how much Love you have inside you trying to get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535762
Only fags prefer the monsters to come here instead of us being transported there

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535762
>"but no one wanted to believe, believe they even existed and when the truth finally dawns..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535836
I’m sorry, but I don’t want to live in a world without central air conditioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535791
Which means you're not a human anymore but a squid that can turn into a human. I'd rather blow a gun as I said.

[Anonymous No.]

36535809
Ok I can tell you’re just a kid trying to be edgy. That’s not how grief works jackass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535843
There's magic and magitek and you're thinking about out air conditioning. This guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535843
Go through the portal now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535860
that anon is just a real special one

[Anonymous No.]

Lolicentaurs are for cumflating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535847
there's effectively no difference. anyway, I hope you find the MG you love, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535855
you say that, but some days I can do nothing but remember what I lost. For you it may be edge, for me it's just what I feel

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535860
>>36535860
so i could make computers and then make 4chan over there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535900
Do you know how to make computers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535912
no, but I could try

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535860
>There's magic and magitek and you're thinking about out air conditioning.
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535900
If you can figure out how to make x86_64 compatible machines with performance at least on par with what we have today using magitek, let me know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535900
>so I could develop hardware and software in order to recreate things that I'm not familiar with the inner workings of, building on a completely different and arcane foundation
gonna go with no, chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535900
why would you do that? you would be free from this place, why would you create your own shackles?

[Anonymous No.]

Automatons can manufacture babies. Can do other things like food, an x-box, or other stuff too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535917
>>36535942
Your best bet is to bring a computer with you and find someone who can reverse engineer it.

[Anonymous No.]

Truck factory can manufacture trucks. Can do other things like food, an x-box, or other stuff too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535992
how hard would a gremlin cum, when she sees a computer for the first time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535998
How the fuck did automaton get re-written into that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536015

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535326
I could never do peroxide, that shit hurt like hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535326
you know, a mindflayer wouldn't even need to brainwash me

[Anonymous No.]

whats the moral of mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536098
have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536106

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536098
If you live by the sword, you die of sugma

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536121
no, the moral of MGE is to have sex and have kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536098
Reproduce

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536122
What's sugma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536098
pp in puss

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536138
This fucking cat again

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't it part of the lore that in this world more human males are born than females? How does that work. I read that in one of the books and it made no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536098
KissYourServants

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536161
manti is old if she needs reading glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536138
SUGMA WORRIES AWAY VIA THE SUPPORT OF MY LOVING WAIFU GOTTEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535762

Because mamonomana reacts to wishes and desire, I assume the mana would open in your location the portal that would drop a girl that is of your waifu race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536098
putting your dick to good use

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536158
There are more men than human women, but human women and monsters combined outnumber men. In the past men were more likely to be in combat situations and get killed by monsters than women, so it balanced out. In the age of sexy mamono it balances out in a different way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536176
she was born with poor eyesight, a few facials might fix it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536176
those are elite blue-light filtering glasses for long shitposting sessions that her chesh friend recommended to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536106
Is KC actually Abe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536249
>chesh recommended her
last time I trusted a chesh, I woke up I was about to taught the pleasure of cunny, thank god I ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536161
Manticores are stupid and dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536286
why did you describe yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536378
shut up I bet you're a dumb horny manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536138
SUGMA TITS

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536215
Ah, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536404
nope, I'm just a college droput

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535860

Just take a moment and think of how shit this world is. Theirs can't be any worse. Everything humans touch turns to ash.

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>>36536404
(something) hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535836

Lowkey this. If waifus were real then 8t is only a matter of time before the governments ban them, separate you from her and other stuff. You would also likely be discriminated and harassed by normie society. Neetanons here would be fucked up, lots would be forced to give up their waifu or doom him and her to a poorfag life in vragancy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want tits to suck on

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[Anonymous No.]

A curse of lolis upon thee

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536596
I cast lolibegone

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536582
it would take a lot of time (and corrupting our plane) till things got better. a shame, mg would greatly benefit us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536589
i found the tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536582
It's not just that our world is shit, is that if you go there, you have a fantasy world full of cool stuff to explore and is bigger than our world by canon so it would take you your whole life to do it. Also fuck people most don't deserve a monster.

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>>36536682
most wouldn't want it either. if you think about it portals opening as a oneway transport there is better for the MGE world too since it would guarantee an isolated human population

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine going to the MGE world and ending up working in a mamono brothel ha ha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536791
I can smell the bicorn off of this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536791
yeah but who's your first customer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536791
That would be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536791
why the fuck did you describe me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536791
don't think a career in a brothel would last long

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536832
Imagine this girl coming to your brothel, grabbing you by the collar, dragging you into a room and start crying on your chest while begging you to tell her everything is going to be alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536791
In the good brothels most girls (or boys in this case) are each specialized in something so they can get some faithful customers with specific fetishes. What would be your speciality anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536610
The curse was a distraction.
She has gotten into your alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536877
would be the young lover that all old monsters want

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536877
I would roleplay as a butler that does anything they command to get all the noble girls and ojous

[Anonymous No.]

due to the way monster girls work isn't a brothel just a "rent your husband"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536877
>What would be your speciality anons?
Intense handholding

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536987
mostly. there's some bicorn oddity and the occasional rent to own scheme from a tanuki pimp

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536877
pop a shota potion and be the best shota I can

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536877
slutty guy for the monster hags!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536682
>Also fuck people most don't deserve a monster.

It is not about deserving anon, MG love is free. If it was about deserving I would not and neither most people here deserve their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536877
be their prince for a night

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>>36536832
Ah! Scary! I hope the brothel has a good bouncer in case she gets rough.

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>>36537005
I keep thinking about it, you're basically being paid to build your harem, which means that your wives' money is kind of being wasted since if you were married in a normal situation it would belong to both of you and the brothel obviously takes a slice of your payment. such an evil scheme.

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>>36536877
perfect boytoy to molest and mess up as much as they want, would cater most to monsters with tentacles, multiple arms, mouths and others like that

[Anonymous No.]

>Hachishakusama has delicious brown competition and she wants to take your breath away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB26h3P_Cbc [Embed]

Quick, how do I sweat in spanish? Ignore I accidentally posted in the other thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Local adventurer turned into vampire. What will happen next?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537158
>Those last few quests gave me a lot of gold.
>Maybe I should buy a castle...

[Anonymous No.]

What do monster girls see in
us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537157
a sudar, gordo chancho

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>>36536877
Bloodplay and guro for vampires and kumihos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537157
>sweat

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>>36537221
escapism as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537231
Oh and getting bitten obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537221
"And miss angel suddenly realized getting this man back on track was going to take more than she though."

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>>36537147
she's probably one of those kuudere types that thinks scars make her ugly and unfit for conventional romance.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that nothing gets monster girls more aroused than seeing a man make a sacrificial last stand against them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537221
The same thing we see in them

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>>36537221
a diamond in the rough

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>>36537221
>Poor little winglet can't compete with a pillow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537320
>scars make her ugly and unfit for conventional romance
Correct

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>>36536877

Lets play a gamu. Write your escort or prostitute profile and anons will reply with in CAPITALS the MG race that would like you the most, followed by other races which would also like you.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for Demigoddess monster girls.
You didn't think that there wouldn't be some divine blood out there in monster girls would you?

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>>36537334
>YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!!!
combat species must hate paladins and protectors as ac oncept and a class which exists only to get beaten up and not fight back so their friends can escape

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, do you think it is cucked or cheating if I share sex commissions I pay to be drawn about my MG wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537531
Kill yourself.

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>>36537444
>Name is Anon de la cruz
>a young foreign lover for any monster
>I especially love older monsters, they are like vintage wine
>I'll whisper lovely words into the ear of my lover in another language
>I don't mind if you are a bit rough

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535551
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537555
darkelf

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537637
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537444

Name: Anon
Specialities: Tallness admiration and size difference emphasis (man is shorter), muscle worship, abs licking, abs rubbing, abs cumming, body massage, "hunt your man as he runs away", escorting foreplay where you escort me and I cling tightly to you tellong you how safe you make me feel, mixed fighting: defeat me and then do whatever the fuck you want with me, man princess carrying. Mating season activation through erotic massages.

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>>36537531
Anon, waifufags post their commissions all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537666
hey satan, times are rough in hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537523
Yeah but there's always a 25% chance that the guy is just some jobber that wants to feel useful which really gets monster girls going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537665
because the ones who think themselves hot shit are the best ones to break

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>>36537221
Reminder wasting semen offerings like that is a grave sin

[Anonymous No.]

36537666
no matter how many abs you lick satan, you wont get back your wan back

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537444
Name: Anon
basically if you want a boy to spoil, I'm him. I can do shotacon stuff. Also love eating out monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537444
>Anon
>Shortstack specialist
>If you want to be pounded in a standing full nelson, stop by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537444
My profile would be on some shady website and it would probably say:
LOOKING FOR A SUGAR MOMMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537444
It would probably be talking about how I love to be mindbroken, molested, and brutally raped by old hags or by monsters with tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537805
Gobbos, draphs, dwarfs, and other muchkins

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537830
>[Wendy Wights would like to know your location]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535326
too big, flayers need to be smol

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537444
artist who needs rent money, will do anything for it

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>>36537444
>non-anon, your pal
>lowest rates in the store!*
>will listen to all your troubles or (weird) obsessions as of lately!
>comfortable conversation for all sizes and types!
>relaxing massages ideal for after a tiresomeor stressful day!
>*"advanced friendship"available at 2,5x the usual rate
I just want to talk to someone in a genuine way

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537960
very lonely neets, so probably dragons and ookumades

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537981
I'm glad, that was the target audience I had in mind

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there still 3 monstergirl threads?

[Anonymous No.]

Best mgs for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537960
>"So yea...sometimes I feel like everyone thinks I'm a joke or something."

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537444
>Anon
>have the tism
>love mofu
>love fluffy
>love old
>love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36538104
did you think that the bumping would stop, or that meidos would do their job?
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>36538112
Well that certainly isn't the type of line that is immediately preceeded with a pie on the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536791
>anon mentions he's good with kids on his entry paperwork
>they point him to the sabbath
this can only end well

[Anonymous No.]

>>36538108
Go to the tri-county Winterstown Cuddle Tournament, lie down on one of the competition beds, and wait for a muscle Selkie or Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>36538108
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36538104
Probably /tg/ retards that want to have their own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36538112
exactly the kind of cutie I would like to comfort, feels almost bad that I'd be getting paid for it.

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>>36538379
sorry kids, Im a big booba enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535926
>thinking he'll still care about computers
Day 1 AP i'll be posting pix of me balls-deep in my new loli-waifu on a blueboard so I get permabanned and I'm never coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>36535075
Character card?

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>>36537698

This is the second time I that number in the thread, believe it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

Gym Rats!

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>>36539047
I'd help that rat stretch, if you know what I mean.
I mean working out is better with a buddy and proper warm ups are important.

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>>36537444
>Anon
>Lost job and now selling my dick to make ends meet.
>I find magic captivating, I am willing to be the mana pump of whoever takes me.

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>>36539066
>anon likes to workout with rat girl
>only problem is that he makes innuendoes without meaning them
>"hey, how about some extra protein for your workout?"
>"...cause I got this new chocolate flavor whey I want to share with you buddy!"
>"need a spotter for your squats? hehehe i got ya..."
>"come on on buddy you got it! watch the form...and done! great job!
>rat girl doesn't know if he's hitting on her, or that anon is an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36537444
anon. starving, caffeine-addicted research student. Need a lich colleague/waifu asap to talk to. Should know some resurrection spells to bring me back after i inevitably stroke out

[Anonymous No.]

>>36536158
I don't think MGE counts Lezbos and Karens as real women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539142
sounds more like a dating site profile but I think you'd get a lich waifu anyway

[Anonymous No.]

If I post enough cringe will I get banned from wonderland and get to go home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539182
you are home, anon, you always were.

[Anonymous No.]

Tfw thinking you can sell a product into a market where there are guys handing it out for free, or having it taken
Any Tanuki with half a brain under her leaf is investing in manticore darts for all those silly mamonos who rushed in to drag home the first prettyboy they saw, only to find he's a faggot and can't get it up no matter how hard they rape.

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>>36539198
if he's a faggot he'll just turn into an alp, what's the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>36538112
I want to be an insecure lilim's stress outlet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539223
please don't work in my turf, I'm starving

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539047

What would a Hinezumi do if a non fighter tries to hit on her, she is like "I only date men that can beat me" and he replies with "ok, I guess I will confess to Jinko instead"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539141
>new chocolate flavor
Ratgirl thinks eeeugh, you should really wash your dick after going there
>vanilla is safe
>maybe Cherry to be premium

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539240
Sounds like more maus for fighter chads.

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>>36539221
>succ drags a guy back to her place
>she prepares to do the rape
>POOF!
>the guy turned into a alp
>succ can only seethe as the alp runs out of the house to rape the mailman
poor succ

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>>36539240
The Bruce Lee 'way of fighting without fighting' method of beating her.
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539264

How is that fighting without fighting her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539272
She just lost to a Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Baphos were arguing earlier if you have a monster daughter she will outgrow (You) and rape (You)?
https://nhentai.net/g/372718/
Guy adopts two elf girls in the woods and they outgrow him.

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>>36539221
Most faggots dont want to be women, most dont even like women, especially the kinds of butch musclefaggots who would look attractive to rape-species in a rush to grab a husband.
>finding out all the muscle Top fags and big hairy Bears, the closetqueers etc etc all got turned into bottom Alp 'twinkish-girls' because a Lilim didn't understand the whole sick range of faggotries would be hilarious
Its only trannys and troons who need or would appreciate Alping.

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>>36539434
>the whole sick range of faggotries would be hilarious
Tfw the Portal opening magics our whole world instantly, and 86yo Cardinal O'Rielly gets turned into a Loli-Alp and is then gangbanged by all the altar-boys.
>DL provides Divine Justice.

[Anonymous No.]

>miss satyros is a lightweight

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539434
alping happens regardless of what they want, what the fags or trannies think about it doesn't matter, they'll become alps and they'll be happy about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539434
If they want to have sex with men they will become a woman regardless of how many layers of brain damage, retardation, or mental gymnastics they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539349

Is that rare for Hinezumis?

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>>36539488
nah she's just using liquid courage
>oh no, I'm so drunk I'm falling into your arms
>oops, gave you a drunken smooch
>surely a strong man like you can carry me to my bed?
>you wouldn't leave a drunk young girl alone tonight, would you?
she passes out before she could deliver the coup de grace so your virginity is safe for now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539543
ONE MORE WIFE REJECTED

[Anonymous No.]

it's on the way, right now
Start running. She likes that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539543
If I take advantage of a drunk goat for some drunk sleep sex how angry would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

Aside from Ratas, do you think there's other squirrel girl species in MGE, and would one get pissed if you kept randomly asking her for mail?

[Anonymous No.]

Mama monsters who love their daughterus are the hottest thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539644
>take advantage of
Finds her fuckpix on /jp/mon
Imagine how angry she'll be that she's snoring in all her wedding photos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36539536
Only if they actually abhor fucking girls.