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3647420 No.3647420 [Reply] [Original]

Some niggers just drove by no less than 5 minutes ago and egged my house. I was outside admiring their handiwork when they drove by again and egged me. I had a flashback of the time when I got beat up and all of the kids at school were throwing stuff at me while I was laying on the ground in pain.

I wish I was a witch so I could make them suffer.

>> No.3647728

Get a gun.

Best magic money can buy.

>> No.3647739

I, too, would be a cruel and angry witch.

I have a lot of vengeful fantasies which involve me being omnipotent.

>> No.3647742

>>3647420
Gamma males like you don't deserve anything else

>> No.3647746

>live in a neighborhood bad enough where your house gets egged
>STAND OUTSIDE RIGHT AFTER YOUR HOUSE GETS EGGED

LOL

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>> No.3647434

Buy a gun.

>> No.3647436

Pretend you are a japanese bird and cook something egg like

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>> No.3647764

Hey /jp/, me and my bros just drove by some dudes house and egged it. Nothing unusual but when we passed by again he was standing outside so we egged his ass too!

The guy looked like he was about to cry! That made our night.

>> No.3647777

sure is /b/ in this thread

>> No.3648089

bumpu

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