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Why dialogs in touhou games make no sense at all?

>> No.364368

>>364351
Because ZUN wrote them trying to be DEEP.

>> No.364372

? They make perfect sense to me.

>> No.364373

If you were to write dialog while being drunk, I doubt it would make any sense either.

>> No.364375

Yeah, there's something really off-putting about Sakuya's dialogue when she's talking to Youmu and Yuyuko.. She repeatedly states that she hates the undead.. But she shows respect for Remilla..

>> No.364378

>>364368
>Because ZUN wrote them trying to be DRUNK.

fix'd

>> No.364382

>>364375
Vampires aren't necessarily undead. They're unliving.

Figure the difference out and win a prize.

>> No.364387

Sakuya's dialogues: OH GOD I'M SO WITTY.

>> No.364390

in b4 are you a good witch or a bad witch

>> No.364394

>>364387
No, that's Marisa's.

"Ha, ha, I know the number of thorium decay products off the top of my head"

>> No.364398

>>364375
the dead != undead

>> No.364415

They are superpowerful beings living in some kind of paradise

Of course they're going to talk weird

>> No.364425
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>> No.364428

>>364382
>>364398

I dunno guys, the sentiment seems to extend to anything that exists when it shouldn't.

>> No.364437

They are little girls who like to play pretend

Of course they're going to talk weird

>> No.364447
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364447

Eh

>> No.364451

>>364437
Ha, imagine they were all actually just elementary school kinds playing pretend. Marisa and Reimu would be the stuck-up ones who always wanted to be the winners.

>> No.364455

The base motto in gensokyo is ''That there are no things superior to beauty and thought''

So they talk like that because it's more pretty

>> No.364482

They are bored shitless since nothing can kill them, so they tease each other by making no sense for the lulz

>> No.364487
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>>364428
>to anything that exists when it shouldn't

>> No.364502

Because the translators are very shitty

>> No.364535

>>364451
This would make a cute doujin. I know there's a couple where they are children but I mean one where it's just kids playing pretend.

>> No.364575

>>364451
Daawwwww, when you put it like that Reimu is just a cute bossy little kid. That's so much better than how it is. I'm going to believe that this is the case from now on.

>> No.364582

Anyone else think that Anonymous of Alabama is a massive faggot?

>> No.364593

>>364582
I think he's been pretty open with that.
>>364458

>> No.364598

Sakuya: Appearance is enough to judge.

Sakuya: And apparently you're a fox.

Ran: And apparently you're a dog.

Sakuya: Don't judge something by looks alone.

My sypnosis: They talk really weird.

>> No.364599

"Did the moon return to normal?"

"No, this one wasn't the one."

"Hey, check that out..."

"I know. That door's open a little bit. I've never sensed such a strong power."

"Ahh, that's..."

"Stuff to blow up?"

"Stuff to blow up. "

Seems to make sense to me.

>> No.364612

>>364535
In elementary school we always pretended we were the X-Men. I never got to be Wolverine. So fuck 'em, I played tetherball instead.

>> No.364600

>>364582
He's the product of incest. Give him a break.

>> No.364614

>>364598
Sakuya contradicts herself. thatsthejoke.jpg

>> No.364629

>>364582
I disagree.

>>364593
Hooray for tripcode hijacking. It means I'm popular, right?

>>364600
Нет. I'm the mongrel son of Europe. There's no incest in these genes, not just because it's wrong, but because there's way too much marrying between the heretic races of Europe for there to be incest involved.

This thread wasn't about me, but you guys are trying to make it. It's making me blush.

>> No.364636

read books if you want loldeep stuff

>> No.364808

>>364612

Funny, I always got Wolverine.

>> No.364817

>>364808
I had to be Cyclops.

>> No.364827

>>364808
I was pretty much forced into the role of Cyclops.

>> No.364832

>>364827

Wear glasses?

>> No.364841

>>364832
Actually, no.

>> No.364845

>>364832
No, I had one eye.

>> No.364871

Why is Reimu so CUTE?

>> No.364881

>>364535
This, by Hole of Yago, would make my Touhou collection complete.

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>>364871

>> No.364937

>>364598
Sakuya: Appearance is enough to judge, and apparently you're a fox.
Ran: And apparently you're a bitch.
Sakuya: Don't judge something by looks alone.

Makes sense to me. Ran one-ups her in taunts and Sakuya does a throwaway "BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU" comment that contradicts herself. Almost mildly funny, probably lolrific if you're shitfaced drunk like ZUN.

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