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WE BOUGHT ALL THIS CANDY AND NO ONE VISITED!

;_;

>> No.3638435 [DELETED] 
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3638435

>Implying no one would visit the Moriya Shrine

>> No.3638488

>>3638435
Just because they want to doesn't mean they'd be able to; just visiting the mountain risks getting cursed by gods, killed by tengu and spirit sucked from anus by kappa.

>> No.3638502

>>3638435
It's at the top of a fucking mountain. Enjoy your youkai worshippers.

>> No.3638499

Sanae, Kanako, and Suwako are such a good girls!

>> No.3638519
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3638519

Sorry about your shrine Sanae, but mine is doing great!

>> No.3638524
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>>3638499
I don't like the implication of that. Say what you will about Sanae and Suwako, but leave poor Kanako out of this.

>> No.3638529

>>3638524
Kanako's the only pure one around! Such a prude.

>> No.3638535

>>3638519
I always have trouble distinguishing what people do on purpose and what people do because they're uninformed

>> No.3638541

>>3638416
We need to do the usual naked cosplay thing again.

>> No.3638544
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>>3638529
She's far from a prude, but she is shy.

>> No.3638546

It's only the 30th you numpty. Wait 'till tomorrow.

>> No.3638548

I visited.

>> No.3638559

>>3638535

[quote]I always have trouble distinguishing what people do on purpose and what people do because they're uninformed[/quote]

what?

>> No.3638568
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>>3638529
Agreed.

>> No.3638572

just eat the candy, silly sanae

>> No.3638591
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3638591

>>3638568

Kanako'z nudity ish not shexual at allsh.

>> No.3638594

>>3638568
Reported for not worksafe

>> No.3638597

>>3638559
Utterly lacking in subtletly. 0/10

>> No.3638602

>>3638594
Shut the fuck up, homo.

>> No.3638609
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3638609

So... Thou doth desire to consummate with thine Lord...

Archaic speaking fap fap fap

>> No.3638616

>>3638591
>Kanako'z nudity ish not shexual at allsh.
Note the people at the background are actually nosebleeding.

>> No.3638619

>>3638591
Aya and Suwako made me lol hard.

>> No.3638621

>>3638597


but I wasn't even trying to troll!

>> No.3638638

>>3638416
I died on the way, sorry...

>> No.3638645
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3638645

the only good way to give candy

>> No.3638650
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>>3638638

Quit yer whining

>> No.3638651

Already a superior Kanako dump today. Without your perverted nonsense.

Also I would visit and accept candy from them.

>> No.3638652
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>>3638591
I love how sanae felt extremely embarrassed!

fapfapfap

>> No.3638699
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3638699

Damnit, Anon, how many times do I need to tell you.
Don't take candies from strangers or suspicious people!

>> No.3638705

>>3638651
No one's home. Every halloween touhous dress up as other touhous and go to each others houses only to find nobody home.

>> No.3638709

>>3638705
Sounds sad. What about all the human boys and girls who go to get candy from them? Maybe Reimu fills her donation box with lollipops.

>> No.3638711

>>3638699
Maria is not amused!

>> No.3638743

>>3638709
Keine has much than enough lollipops for all the human kids. They eat them while watching annoyed tou.hous fight each other with pretty danmakus, from a safe distance of course

>> No.3638752

>>3638572
I wonder if we should feel bad (for ourselves) if we understand the punchline.

>> No.3638758

>>3638709
Reimu? Giving? Not gonna happen. Ever.

>> No.3638773
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3638773

>>3638711
;_;

>> No.3638776

>>3638758

She gives away food.

>> No.3638777

Someone post up the comic with Yuka handing out lollipops.

>> No.3638779
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3638779

>>3638743


That thing under EX-KEINE's skirt is NOT a lollipop, my good man. It is definitely not a lollipop, even though it melts in your mouth and squirts milk out when you suckle it.

>> No.3638782

>>3638773
Nice angle for a monitor there.

>> No.3638784

>>3638779
Good thing the moon is gibbous, not full.

>> No.3638785

>>3638776
The impoverished Miko who can barely feed herself and probably gets hand-outs from Yukari? Giving away food?

>> No.3638790
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>>3638779

Keine would never tell children to do such a thing. She only uses her extraneous body parts to make gentle love with Mokou.

>> No.3638799

Thank you for reminding me to purchase candy.

>> No.3638804

>>3638743
Why did you say tou.hous instead of touhous?

>> No.3638809

toe whores

>> No.3638820

>>3638809
Prostitutes catering to foot fetishists? Sorry, but we're all armpit fags.

>> No.3638828

>>3638804
Because people have added "touhou" to their filter list?

>> No.3638830
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>>3638820

>Prostitutes catering to foot fetishists?

Oh, Yuuka isn't really a -prostitute-.
She just acts like one.

>> No.3638833

>>3638820
I, for one, like both.

>> No.3638835

>>3638785

She has annual feasts at the shrine.

>> No.3638838

>>3638835
Yukari's responsible, of course. They'd sooner die than admit it.

>> No.3638882

>>3638835
Annual feasts of what? Grass?

>> No.3638899

>>3638882
>>3638838
>>3638785

Hurr

>> No.3638909

>>3638899
She gets no human visitors and youkai don't donate, where the hell else is she supposed to get food?

>> No.3638951

>>3638830
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT YUUKA

>> No.3638973

Yuka needs to be the next Phantasm boss. Do it, ZUN. LASERS EVERYWHERE.

>> No.3638981

>>3638519
Byakuren would probably hand out pamphlets about the evils of Halloween.

>> No.3638993

Canonically speaking, whenever Reimu is out of cash she puts on her moe face and shoplifts at Kourindou.

>> No.3638998

>>3638973
>LASERS EVERYWHERE.
That's Eirin, for Yuuka, it's flowers.

>> No.3639036

>>3638993
Is it really shoplifting if she doesn't even leave before eating it?

>> No.3639079

>>3638998
How could you forget about her giant laser attack?

>> No.3639151
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>>3639079
one or two lasers? "lasers everywhere looks more like picture"

>> No.3640298

I bought about 30 USD worth of candy.

I was too afraid to hand it out to the strangers.

>> No.3640300

>>3639151
I'd play it.

>> No.3640301

>>3640298
Isn't Halloween tomorrow, though? You still have time to muster up courage. Think of the lolis.

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