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Last day of summer today, who's ready for fall?

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>> No.36354268
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>>36354256
There is a very serious lack of autumn images.

>> No.36354275
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>>36354256
Can’t wait to go grab a pint with the boys at Oktoberfest!

>> No.36354314
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Shh they're sleeping

>> No.36354315

>>36354275
I don't drink alcohol. Sorry goats and onis.

>> No.36354325

>>36354314
>plates not empty
It's a trap! They're not really asleep!

>> No.36354414

>>36354325
Those cunning worms and sheep

>> No.36354493

>>36354268
>this random pile of leaves doesn't look suspicious at all
>i'm going to jump in it for kicks haha

>> No.36354497
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>>36354256
Jabberwock is so pretty!

>> No.36354640

>>36353782
What's the plot?

>> No.36354659
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Come on, Anon. Let your onee-san take your virginity. You couldn't ask for a better partner for your first time. Or any time after that, for that matter.

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FUCK police kots!

>> No.36354776
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This is the thing.

>> No.36354829
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>>36352273
Any fox who unconsciously does this with their tails is pure love and the ideal wife.
There's also a high likelihood that they've been directly blessed by Eros.

>> No.36354917

>>36354275
Fat-boobed western Foxes.

>> No.36355160

i wish i wasn't under the umbrella of a range ban so i could share tailpussy

>> No.36355161

>>36354829
>older fox does it all the time whenever that handsome young human boy comes by
>she doesn't notice it, but anon certainly does

>> No.36355198
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Wanna cursed doll-wife in my life.

>> No.36355203

Gonna make a deal with a 200 year old demon just to piss off 2000 year old demons that still doesn't have a man.

>> No.36355227
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36355227

this meme is getting out of hand and is becoming a threat to the society!

>> No.36355259

>>36355227
>Low level slimes keeps tempting low level adventurers to fuck them
>this is why adventurers below level 15 has a 90% failure rate
>Higher level girls have to wait months if not years for a adventurer to their zone
>It's basically a whole event in and of it self for them

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Remember to report all dhampir sightings to the proper authorities, dangerous rebels will not be tolerated.

>> No.36355452

>>36355259
Once you slime.

>> No.36355468

>>36355400
No way, I'm gonna be her sidekick, a young friar who follows around with a giant tome on monsters and what they're weak to, offering her tips on how to beat them.

>> No.36355594

>>36355468
>Weaknesses: Anal, Vaginal, Oral, Nipple Stimulation.

>> No.36355672
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High level monsters are appealing, but due to their high stature they have significantly harder times having children. And they also probably have a harder time getting dates at all since most people will probably wish to avoid them as they're so powerful and scary.

What I'm trying to get at here is that it's perfectly understand why high power level girls end up as hags.

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It's an average morning day here in Monstergirl City 18. Me and my neighbors waking up from the near daily City Wide Public Service Announcements and Reminders and getting ready for school with a quick breakfast. Be it official policy announcements or the Daily Reminders, the city wide PSAs a part of daily life here. In monstergirl cities like these you don't need an alarm clock when these loud as fuck PSAs start usually five-thirty in the morning.

>"Reminder to all human residents of Monstergirl City 18: A Civil Society is a safe, prosperous and loving one, do your part and take humanity to a more romantic and loving path by reporting those who deem humanity's path to love unacceptable." The Public Announcement boomed with an imposing male voice as I yawn with a breakfast bun in hand.

"Had a good enough sleep Derek? I see you're already dressed for school." A downstairs floor neighbor, Mr. Denton, a single dad living with his son, called out to me. I'm still surprised Mr. Denton hasn't been taken by a monstergirl yet.

"Oh just having a quick bite before school Mr. Denton. Surprised no monstergirl asked you out yet." I say with another yawn.

Then he replied. "Well if I'm gonna be wedded to a monstergirl. I atleast prefer the more gentler ones like them Kikimoras or Fox women, even an outright succubus. Or atleast any monstergirl that's decent enough with a child and living with our cats." Mr. Denton says as he takes a smoke, I also am able to notice his son clearly awoken from the usual city wide daily reminders with his cats near him. Then the

>"Reminder to all Human Residents of Monstergirl City 18: The continuous loving improvements to the human species through monsterization rests in the hands of our monstergirl benefactors. It is up to us to maintain the bonds that hold us together. Do your part in taking our species to the Demon Lord's plans of a new reality. Human women and girls are encouraged to monsterize and please encourage your men and little boys to love monstergirls."

The Public Announcement boomed again.

"Ugh! As if I would ever turn into some wretched demon or grow myself a scaly hide and become a reptilian! I would rather have acid thrown on me than turn into those monsters, I have my rights to refuse and decline these 'blessings' these monsters are pushing on us." I then also hear and see my next door neighbors also up and awake, two sisters living together. Rebel, a college girl the same age as I am but in university, also already in uniform like me. And her older sister, Fanny, works in a company. Sometimes I do wonder with some morbid curiosity if Monstergirl Police and Authorities will bust down my doors one day and make be the husband of my two female neighbors. What monstergirls would Rebel and Fanny be I sometimes think?

"Who knows Fanny, maybe being ruled by monstergirls ain't bad. They're not as bad or evil as they look. They haven't stormed and busted to our apartment, raped Derek or Mr. Denton and took away his son. Nor turned us or the other women in our apartment into monsters yet." Rebel said sheepishly.

"Hmph! If the monstergirls are turning women into them just for the sake of 'finding a husband and true love.' I'd rather seek out a man in my own terms WITHOUT having horns, claws, wings or a tail!" Says Fanny with indignation.

The Public Service Announcement systems boomed yet again.

>"Reminder to all Human Residents of Monstergirl City 18: The unification of the human species under the romantic and loving rule of the monstergirls and our Demon Lord Lilith is but one part of the process that will transcend our species. Be a part of that process. You and your family will be thankful."

"*sigh* I wonder what my dear ol' sweetheart would ever react well knowing we're now taking rules and orders from monster women." I hear Mr. Denton say to himself as he then says to his son. "Dietrich, bring the cats in and feed them already and get ready for school son. I already made breakfast for you."

As I'm close to finishing my breakfast bun with my neighbors readying for the day. The PSA system boomed again with another daily reminder.

>Reminder to all Human Residents of Monstergirl City 18: Our Monstergirl Rulers are a civilized authority that works in the best interest of our society and species, regardless of who they are. Do not allow fringe elements and extreme detractors break the bond between the two."

###

Such is life for humans in Monstergirl Cities.

Hope this one shot story is fine.

>> No.36356010

So if you have a living armor wife, do you have to sleep inside of her or do you actually take her off at that point?

>> No.36356020

>>36356010
>he thinks he gets to be let out

>> No.36356036

>>36356020
What about taking a shower?
It's dirty in there

>> No.36356092

>>36356020
>Agree to wear your living armor wife
>Feels kind of nice
>Ask her when she'll let you out
>no answer
>Ask her again
>You can hear her echo in your helmet as she snickers
At least she will protect me from all the whores or whatever she calls other monster girls.

>> No.36356117

Automaton/Living Armor hybrid?

>> No.36356167

>>36356117
Get in the robot, anon.

>> No.36356171
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>>36356117
This battle is for rank one. You can't go any higher.
Show me what you can do.

>> No.36356186

>>36356167
>>36356171
Just remember what Maater Chief's suit does for him.

>> No.36356224

Having a kink for authoritarian monster girls in uniform but also not liking being treated like shit is annoying.
What monster girl is best for a monster girl for something like that?

>> No.36356243

>>36356224
Demon?

>> No.36356440

>>36356224
Ice Queen

>> No.36356498

>>36356243
>Demons in strict yet sexy uniforms
I'm surprised we don't have a lot of that.
Guess Gregori really fucked up anything related to that pretty hard.

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>>36355672
At least some of them are easy to please. Look at how she is satisfied from just hugging him.

>> No.36356828

>>36356171
God I love that mission
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c21Uvj0KS-I

>> No.36356917

I want to NTR a Manticore with a Bogey

>> No.36356972

>>36356917
Why not a Yeti with a Bogey?
I'm not seeing the connection between Manticore and Bogey?

>> No.36356985

>>36356972
Both have fluffy paws I think

>> No.36357124

>>36356972
Mhhh I would like to see the reaction of a dominant mg when getting NTR'd by a "gentle" mg or something

>> No.36357130

>>36356917
>>36356972
>>36357124
>>>/trash/

>> No.36357176

NTR is only acceptable when it involves a two-horned horse

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>Mid-Level 3rd to 5th chapter boss of a monstergirl video game

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Oh my word, yes.

>> No.36357234

>>36357176
I wanna keep talking about all the girls I want to fuck with my bicron wife but never actually do it.
Talking about how good demon pussy must be, how I want to breed a werewolf, get a blowjob from a ghoul and all that.
But The only girl I'm gonna fuck is her.

>> No.36357255

>>36357234
That's fine and all, and she may even like getting cucked of her cuck fantasy. But eventually, she'll give in and bring home a demon and werewolf for you to fuck in front of her. And if you refuse, they're restrain you, and she'll watch helplessly as they rape you. Be care what you wish for and what your actions are around mentally deranged monsters like bicorns.

>> No.36357284

>>36357255
Would a demon make the bicorn sign a contract?

>> No.36357301

>>36357284
Demonic contracts are not written. They're verbal and "signed" through sexual intercourse, specifically by cumming in a demon's womb. Since bicorns don't have penises, no, they don't "sign" the contract.

>> No.36357347

>>36357255
damn, how do I get a bicorn wife?

>> No.36357378
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I think all NTRfags was mental traumatized in childhood by mothers/fathers who cheat their partner and left the family. So thats why poor retards obsessed with cancerous fetish. We must drop anti-mental ilness squad here with bogeys and yetis for rescue them.

>> No.36357425

>>36357378
>Yeti drags off NTR posters by their legs
>"You're going to Winterstown"

>> No.36357433

>>36357378
Bogeys deserve better than that. Give them to the mindflayers.

>> No.36357467

>>36357378
Why waste good girls on those fags? Toss them right into the matango pit.

>> No.36357485

>>36357467
NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE

>> No.36357512

>all this ntr talk
All I want is a sugar momster gf so I can draw all day and live without having to work. In exchange for that, I'll let her do whatever she wants with me

>> No.36357513
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How do you fight back if a corrupt politician MG sexually harasses you? Makes you work at her office, puts you as her personal assistant, etc.

>> No.36357545

>>36357513
gonna get a ticket out of this town once I win the racing league

>> No.36357588

>>36357513
why fight?

>> No.36357645
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36357645

New month, new monster girl content. Dropping the first Monster Girls: Track & Field comic, titled "Loose change."

1/2

>> No.36357650

>>36357513
might as well get something out of the corrupt government. And having to deal with sexual harassment isn't that bad when the paycheck is good enough,

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>>36357588
Holy fuck Anons, I snapped and raped my hellhound bully. Now her mom called my parents on when can she move in, and my dad said he's proud I managed to land myself such a nice wife before finishing the high school. What do I do?

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>>36357645

2/2

The kid I hired for this is going to be working on other stuff for me. He worked hard and I think he did a good job, so expect more like this.

More goodies next month.

>> No.36357695

>>36357659
take responsibility

>> No.36357745

>>36357645
>>36357668
Hey, that's not bad actually.

>> No.36357795

>>36357513
don't do work and doodle

>> No.36357811
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Reminder, dragons love virgins.

>> No.36357841

>>36357811
cause they sweaty virgins too

>> No.36357895

>>36357645
>>36357668
That's damn nice.

>> No.36357921

>>36357668
I want Yaya to break my pelvis with her fat ass.

>> No.36357989
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>> No.36358011

>>36357989
>uh, nice to meet you miss
>shake hand
>close and lock door
>go back to bed

>> No.36358015

what is the solution to the furfag problem

>> No.36358034

>>36357989
well that would explain the sudden lack of cheese in my house

>> No.36358048

>>36355203
>Gonna make a deal with a 200 year old demon just to piss off 2000 year old demons that still doesn't have a man.
Make a deal with a 10 year old demon to really make them jealous.

>> No.36358051
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Jabberwock from Kanako artist

>> No.36358065

>>36358051
very nice

>> No.36358070

>>36358048
Seems like Sabbath propaganda to me, but okay.
Gonna put in a section that the contract only goes into effect ones she's older.

>> No.36358237

>>36357645
Yaya got knocked up!

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>>36358051
Wockako

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Do you guys hear that weird shlicking sound coming from the other room?

>> No.36358295

>>36358258
thats weird I hear it too when I am changing clothes but there is no one home

>> No.36358300

>>36358258
there's never enough kiki tail action

>> No.36358335

>>36357668
Good to see more of this juicy yeti.

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shakin those moneymakers

>> No.36358379

>>36358345
Do creeping coins smell like pennies?

>> No.36358386

>>36358345
I can only hear the 'oh ho ho' for so long before she's getting a hug.

>> No.36358418

>>36358345
Coins always have the nicest bellies.

>> No.36358602

>>36357668
>The kid I hired for this is going to be working on other stuff for me
Good to hear, like his stuff so far.

>> No.36358629

>>36358345
But I'm not that greedy!
But I do have a coin collection

>> No.36358699

>>36357989
Eeek!
A mouse!

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>> No.36358772

>>36358747
Is my elf roommate trying to tell me something

>> No.36358834

>>36358772
Probably just wants you to make dinner or something. Don't overthink anything.

>> No.36358913

>>36358834
but its her turn, I've been cooking for the past week

>> No.36358932

>>36358237
https://files.catbox.moe/dhmbti.png
That she did!

>> No.36358963

>>36358747
Why does my momster always have to do yoga in my room?!?!

>> No.36358972

>>36358932
Stop obsessing over this, fucking schizo. Take your meds.

>> No.36358978

>>36357378
NTRfags are just self inserting as the girl. When the portals open up they will alp and find a husband that they will be faithful to.

>> No.36358986

>>36358345
If I keep pounding away at her jiggly booty will she eventually make the Mario one up sound?
I need to know so I don’t laugh at her and ruin sexy times.

>> No.36359027

does anyone have that one picture of the fox looking at the sign that says "make an :O face when you see this"
The fox is making an :O face if that helps narrow it down.

>> No.36359029

>>36358747
>tfw this would be all it takes to get my head between any monsters thighs

>> No.36359054
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36359054

>be introvert anon at a ball
>"I'll teach you how to dance"

>> No.36359072

>>36359054
>I'm just here for the food

>> No.36359098

>>36359054
Good luck with that, I couldn't dance to save my life.

>> No.36359106

>>36359072
>Well then, how about you eat me out?

>> No.36359116

>>36359054
>ok, mommy
watch her run away

>> No.36359204

>>36358972
What's the matter? Can't fantasize about Yaya's womb full of sperm after getting pounded mating press style?

>> No.36359224

>>36359116
>>ok, mommy
That's like saying ''I'll make you a mother''. Smooth, anon.
>firefox still imagebanned
WHY

>> No.36359229

>>36359054
Question is, what introvert anon like me is doing at a ball in the first place

>> No.36359243

>>36359224
>That's like saying ''I'll make you a mother''. Smooth, anon.
I don't think I'm fertile enough to impregnate her dead womb.

>> No.36359261

>>36359229
looking for partons so you can make art and get paid

>> No.36359267

Would a typical vampire be a Daeva or Ventrue? Would she seduce or dominate?

>> No.36359278

>>36359106
>"ma'am do you know how hard it is to find pigs-in-blankets off session?"

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>>36359054
>>36359072
>>36359106

>> No.36359320

>>36357989
Where’s the rest of your family? You should have like 29 sisters, and 50 cousins.

>> No.36359326

>>36357989
what can you do with nazrin?

>> No.36359327

>>36349855
>was gonna wonder how a dust girl makes any sense
Google
Pollinic girls attack/kafun shoujo

>> No.36359341

>>36357989
I would like that guys comic if it weren't for the size queen shit

>> No.36359403

>>36359054
I wanna go to Dragonia’s new hit attraction; The Wurm Ball! Where eligible bachelors go to meet and dance with Dragonias cutest and richest girls!

>> No.36359443

>>36359341
But size queen stuff is the best.

>> No.36359455

>>36359403
Man high level dragons are getting really desperate now.

>> No.36359573

>>36359403
>>36359455
>be me, the only man there
>so many eyes on me
>doesn't help that I wore a well-fitted suit with my shirt not buttoned up all the way
>I can practically feel their eyes undressing me
>I should have just stayed home

>> No.36359593

>>36359455
I need a high level dork dragon.

>> No.36359656

>>36359243
She has all the time in the world

>> No.36359687

>>36359243
It's nothing after she keeps raping you every day and you slowly mutate from her mamono mana

>> No.36360087

>>36359403
>Wurm Ball
>it’s just what happens when one man marries a bunch of Wurms and they all go into heat at the same time

>> No.36360206

>>36360087
I don't think I could survive the mating ball.

>> No.36360262

>>36360087
Who unties them all, once it ends?

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36360394

>>36359027
I made it and am very proud of the 2 minutes it took to do so

>> No.36360406

>>36360262
Got a tangled ball of Wurms in impossible, non-Euclidian Gordian knots? Follow these easy steps!
1. Pour oil all over the Wurms (vegetable oil is fine)
2. Place speakers so that they are in all cardinal directions around the Wurms
3. Play the ice cream truck jingle from the speakers

>> No.36360438

>>36360087
sounds like heaven on earth for me

>> No.36360451

>>36357513
Bend her over and rape her while she works. Fuck it, if I am going to be in a torrid affair with one such individual, doing it on my own terms.

>> No.36360464

>>36355738
That's nice, anon, sounds like a decent place to live

>> No.36360516

>>36360206
patheic, I bet you can't wrestle a wurm into submission

>> No.36360543

>>36360394
How did she read it if it's written on the other side of the paper?

>> No.36360572

>>36360543
She read it and then flipped the paper to see if there was more.

>> No.36360685

>>36360394
:O thanks

>> No.36360894

>>36360262
What ends when the symbols shatter?

>> No.36360982
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36360982

>Trying to hang yourself to a tree
>That was Dryad's tree.

>> No.36361043

>>36360982
>Try killing yourself
>[Exited lich noises in the distance]

>> No.36361065

>>36360982
>>36361043
if imma kill myself, I'm going out with a bang, literally

>> No.36361076

>>36361043
>actually kill yourself
>wisp'd

>> No.36361091

>>36361065
Won't stop a Wisp, but your enthusiasm is appreciated.

>> No.36361099

>>36360206
I’m sorry sir, but Weenie Hut Jr’s Alp Emporium is two blocks down next door to the Mist Continent Massage Parlor.

>> No.36361152

>>36359403
I would love to see a Wurm in a beautiful dress and fancy jewelry trying so hard to not stuff her face with all the food at the ball her friend invited her to.

>> No.36361154

>>36361091
don't care, just like things going boom

>> No.36361175

>>36361152
noted

>> No.36361219

>>36361099
What kind of exotic alps are for sale at the Alp Emporium?

>> No.36361223

>>36361152
>Wurm gets invited to a fancy ball
>she gets upset when she realizes that they’re not there to play with the inflatable beach balls she brought

>> No.36361300

>>36361219
There’s every kind of Alp there.
>tomboys
>chocolate flavored
>tall Alps
>muscular Alps
>Alps that’ll call you gay as she sucks your dick and plays video games with you

>> No.36361367

>>36361300
Can I point and laugh at them through the store window?

>> No.36361385

>>36361300
What about that one Alp who says he'll do something and then just kind of wanders off?

>> No.36361449

>>36361385
You just described about half the writers here.

>> No.36361463

>>36361367
You can, you might get tackled by the war veteran security guard Alp we have on premises.

>> No.36361502

>>36361300
>>36361367
>>36361463
>tfw you get trapped inside the alp emporium at night

>> No.36361546
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36361546

I propose a succubi raising broject

>> No.36361555

>>36361300
I'll take a tomboy alp who will shitpost on spuh with me.

>> No.36361563

>>36361449
the writefags are pretty consistent, I'd say I see a lot more "anon asks for drawing requests, gets a dozen replies, then disappears without a word" around here

>> No.36361615

>>36361563
artfags are the lowest of the low but nobody has the balls to say it because then they won't get their requests or commissions filled.

>> No.36361654
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Stop feeding the damn foxes you idiot look how fat she's getting! I bet she waits for you every day at the shrine now, she's totally dependent on you don't you realize that?

>> No.36361670

>>36361223
You just gave me an idea
>Ancient haughty undead playing dodgeball in school gym uniforms
Sounds like a good peaceful alternative to solving age old grudges and spats

>> No.36361679

>>36361563
>>36361615
thanks for the kick in my ass to finish some

>> No.36361694

I'm gonna lie down in the middle of a random demon realm town's square DICK OUT AND NAKED and basically watch a battle royale for cock ensue.

>> No.36361760

>>36357668
Gonna smack Yaya's brown butt if she bends over like that again

>> No.36361808
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36361808

Welcome to the jungle…

>> No.36361811

>>36361694
>Anon lies down to go to sleep
>Someone asks "Anon who will you take as your wife?"
>"The strongest" he replies
Expect a wife who is really into Hellenistic history and mythology

>> No.36361829

>>36361808
we've got fun and games

>> No.36361843

>>36361811
Gonna go to the lizard girl village and ask for their weakest fighter.

>> No.36361849
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>>36361615
That's why you just have to keep your expectations low, part of why I always say maybe I'll make something rather than say it for sure. Hard to expect much out of artists good enough to take commissions request wise unlesd you're an internet microcelebrity

>> No.36361863

>>36361694
>obstructing public space
you'll probably just get some demon police officer asking if you're okay, and if you're lucky she'll have a single coworker or family member to introduce you to.

>> No.36361880

>>36361760
im going to impregnate Yaya even if she doesn't bend over

>> No.36361884

>>36361849
>Dear Demon Lord, as an internet microcelebrity famous in a very specific circle dedicated to niche esoteric topics I would like to ask for one of your daughters hands in marriage
>t. anon

>> No.36361891

>>36361670
>ancient evil girls settling grudges with contact sports
I love this trope too and we need more of it.

>> No.36361914

>>36361808
What is that, a panther?

>> No.36361915

>>36361694
>expects to become an object of lust
>becomes an object of concern and pity instead
Public nudity is a sign of a very unbalanced mental state.

>> No.36361938
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36361938

Indulge in your waifu's hobbies

>> No.36361943

>>36361915
then why do elves wear practically nothing all the time

>> No.36361946

>>36361914
I believe so.

>> No.36361950

>>36361938
why does she wear the mask?

>> No.36361958

>>36361950
Using airbrushes without masks is a really dumb idea unless you want cancer or some shit

>> No.36361964

>>36361938
I don't want to become an eternal meat dildo for a ghost!

>> No.36361969

>>36361938
but she likes explosion too much

>> No.36361981

>>36361943
It's part of their culture.

>> No.36361985

>>36361981
>>36361981
bullshit

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36361986

What species has the best desert variant and why is it kots?

>> No.36362030

>>36361985
Elves have had to deal with low fertility for tens of thousands of years, it's only natural that their clothing would reflect this.

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>> No.36362127

>>36361563
I'm not doing it a lot, but every time I ask for a request I draw them. The only requests I don't draw are "draw a x", I think other artfags are probly on the same page. If You want to increase the chances for Your request to be drawn, think of some cool pose or situation, don't just ask for a girl and nothing else.

>> No.36362144
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36362144

>>36361449
Fuck you
You're right but fuck you

>> No.36362181
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36362181

Do you like frogs?

>> No.36362258

>>36362181
I do, but I don't know what that image of a human girl has to do with it.

>> No.36362270

>>36362127
why are you capitalizing "you" and "your" like that?

>> No.36362275
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36362275

>>36362181
Ew, who wants to be covered in sticky saliva and tounge-fucked all day? Gimme a superior swamp girl. Like a bunyip.

>> No.36362322

>>36362275
>who wants to be covered in sticky saliva and tounge-fucked all day?
You can't see me but I'm raising my hand.

>> No.36362342

>>36362275
Bunyip doesn't have the pubic pummeling hips though.

>> No.36362410

>>36361654
>Is it meat?
No it's vegetables, you are going on a diet

>> No.36362430

>>36362270
He's special like that.

>> No.36362434
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36362434

ignis request done

>> No.36362458

>>36362434
What a useful person!

>> No.36362464

>>36362434
Nice.

>> No.36362475

>>36362434
BIG MILKY TITS

>> No.36362538

>>36362270
A bad habbit installed by a teacher. I try to contain it, but once in a while it shows when I'm not paying attention while typing quickly.

>> No.36362602

>>36355672
and baphos at least canonically sleep around as they use their pussy to make men lolicons, but not necessarily their hubbies
high level mgs are also very, VERY arrogant and isolationist even. of course they often die alone and unloved

>> No.36362612
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36362612

>you were found with illegal human woman porn
wat is your reaction and next action

>> No.36362654

>>36362612
Evade the MGE IPS (Internal Pornography Service)

>> No.36362666

>>36362612
Be unapologetic about it and tell them loudly how much I want a son to go fishing and play baseball with.

>> No.36362690

>>36362666
>sir, the mamono are able to birth sons since the middle ages
>are you... Feeling well?

>> No.36362695

>>36362612
Summon my lawyer, Cupid. I'm sure she got me covered!

>> No.36362707

>>36362666
hey, satan. how you doing, m8. can I get a demon mommy gf

>> No.36362769

>>36362690
I don’t want no damn incubus. I want an honest to goodness, human boy to raise as my very own son. I want to teach him how to throw a curveball like how my dad taught me.


>>36362707
Just sign on the dotted line in blood and you’ll have your Dommy Mommy gf.

>> No.36362773

>>36362690
>Yell that Lescatie was an inside job by the lizard people

>> No.36362788

>>36362769
can I sign in semen?

>> No.36362819

>>36362788
Eww no that’ll ruin the paper. What are you some kind of moron?

>> No.36362868

>>36362819
I mean, can I sign it by giving a creampie to the demon mommy?

>> No.36362888
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36362888

>>36362695
>you get a wurm laywer instead

>> No.36362913

>>36362690
>are you... Feeling well?
>"No, but thanks for asking"

>> No.36362986

>>36362773
Why would the lizards do an inside job? They are a straightforward and honest breed of monsters. If anything I blame the Danuki's for suspicious conspiracy actions.

>> No.36363019

>>36362612
show my innocence by taking oof my pants to show that porn doesn't get me off and it must have been planted on me

>> No.36363072

>>36362986
>They are a straightforward and honest breed of monsters
>They will trick and rape you if you win against them
Honesty is not one of their virtues.

>> No.36363126

>>36362986
>One of the officers is a lizard girl and is just deeply confused about the whole thing while trying to defend lizard girls honor.

>> No.36363131

>>36362602
>and baphos at least canonically sleep around as they use their pussy to make men lolicons, but not necessarily their hubbies
Hey, KC's waifu isn't a slut.

>> No.36363167

>>36362773
I want to hear more MGC conspiracy theories.

>> No.36363177
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>> No.36363179

>>36363167
greys abduct and molest cow girls

>> No.36363200
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>>36358051
>sample

>> No.36363224

>>36363179
>activate the X-Mon project

>> No.36363246

>>36363177
>personal trainer /fit/kimora
I NEED this like you wouldn't believe

>> No.36363290

>>36363179
>aliens are taking our cows
>time to kick ass and chew bubble gum

>> No.36363312

>>36362612
Make a one hour long statement about how and why human women are better

>> No.36363318

>>36363224
>>36363290
the time has come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhfUBtbEwVU

>> No.36363339
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36363339

Reminder all Order followers are destined to become body warmers for monster girls.
Dr*gons need not apply. They chose the celibate life.

>> No.36363357

>>36363318
>is just a farmer mc anon going against an entire grey mothership with nothing but his trusty demon realm silver handcannon and double barrel

>> No.36363391
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36363391

>>36363339
B-b-but!

>> No.36363409

>>36363167
Monsters actually cheat on you whenever you're not looking.

>> No.36363453
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>>36363391
>complain complain complain no humans arrive at the high level areas or that they tried to attack the dragons instead of using this oportunity to rape them
>zipangese cousins just sit back and play safe being worshipped forever never making a move
>die virgins seething so much they become zombies
Dragons are just marginally better than human wom*n. While they bitch for being incels, all other monsters are out there getting married or summoning their own husbands.

>> No.36363547

>>36363453
>being the human that an old dragon summoned
>her face lights up when she sees you
>she treats likes a prince
wats not to love

>> No.36363644

>>36363167
every business always has one job open, stress reliever

>> No.36363659

>>36363200
cute hedonist dragon

>> No.36363728
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36363728

This is a reminder to water your plants

>> No.36363742

>>36362888
NOOOOO SHE WILL NEGOTIATE I NEED REEDUCATION IN THE WURM CAMP AGAIN!

>> No.36363752
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36363752

>>36363728
And your eels, they like to be moist.

>> No.36363756

>>36363742
that doesn't sound too bad

>> No.36363778

>>36363728
Remember to talk to them too so they can grow into some real prize winners

>> No.36363796

>>36363728
It’s all fun and games until your Lililarune daughterus find out what the ‘hey’ option on the garden hose is for.

>> No.36363886

>>36363728
cute plants

>> No.36363967

>>36361654
that's the plan
get her so pliable she lets me tie her up and seal her and take her home as my personal monsterdakionadoll

>> No.36363990

>>36361654
But if I stop then she might go after my liver!

>> No.36364008

>>36361654
No, I'll feed them all the food they want, because they deserve it

>> No.36364018
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36364018

Do you have a moment to improve human and dragon-draph relations?

>> No.36364031

>>36364018
its milk time, so come back later

>> No.36364070

>>36364031
Correct: it’s milk time. She has to milk (You)r semen!

>> No.36364117

>>36364070
I can't be milked, cause I am a man, dumb dragon

>> No.36364150

>>36364117
Anon is about to learn the Dragon technique for milking a man

>> No.36364163

>>36364117
Oh anon, you are about to learn this the hard pleasurable way

>> No.36364183

>>36364150
how can they have techniques for something they never do?

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hips

>> No.36364258 [DELETED] 
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>he has human girl pics
>he reads human girl doujins
You all will get reeducation in Heaven for 10.000 years to learn the wonders of angels and why you should marry an angel wife.

>> No.36364283

>>36364258
it doesn't count that they were all nuns?

>> No.36364293

>>36364258
Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.36364311

>>36364258
oh no, pp detected

>> No.36364316
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36364316

Where are the jinko lands?

>> No.36364355
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36364355

>>36364258
Going on vacation, anon?

>> No.36364356

>>36364316
If you have to ask, you are not worthy of entering

>> No.36364418

>>36364356
do I have to go through a hellish trial to show my worthiness?

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>>36364258
>WEE WOO WEE WOO

>> No.36364520

>>36364258
Cheshire Cat set me up! I’m innocent!

>> No.36364563

>>36364258
off to heaven with you. you will be missed

>> No.36364593

>>36364496
What are you doing? You aren’t even a real cop!

>> No.36364651

>>36364258
I just want to romantically ask an angel out on a date
she cant rape me for that right?

>> No.36364665

>>36364651
angel spaghetti would be everywhere

>> No.36364691

>>36364651
Depending on the angel yes. Regardless of the angel she will love you asking her out.

>> No.36364697

>>36364651
Imagine how big her smile would be.

>> No.36364750

>>36364651
>I just want to romantically ask an angel out on a date
What’s the best way to do that for someone to ask an Angel out? My Angel boss keeps staring at me all the time and I’m too terrified to make a proper move on her.

>> No.36364788

>>36363778
>anon is standing next to his prize winning alraune at the state fair
>she's an 8ft tall fertility goddess who keeps calling him Papa

>> No.36364804

>>36364651
Do you think a being that had to watch over mankind only fuck monsters for millennials, that has finally got a human to says he likes her, would be able to contain herself and NOT rape him on the spot?

>> No.36364821

>>36364750
ask her to pray with you, then you tell her feelings after you are done

>> No.36364845

I'm gonna impale an angel on my fat incubus meat pole and then cumflate her with my thick, corrupted seed. We'll see how long she lasts before falling.

>> No.36364875

>>36364845
Something tells me 2 hours in you’d be the one ahegaoing for the rest of eternity

>> No.36364944

>>36363728
>try talking to your plants to help them grow
>they just sexually harass and catcall you

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I'm going to strap rockets on to a Hellhound and then blast O' Fortuna as I ride her all the way to Heaven.

>> No.36365089

I am going to go all the way to hell to call the chief god a sweaty old virign

>> No.36365093

>>36364875
You either overestimate angels, underestimate incubi, or both. Incubi dicks are great at smashing through the consecrated wards on their wombs meant to protect them from corruption.

>> No.36365118

Give me your hottest mg takes

>> No.36365125

>>36365118
your waifu sucks

>> No.36365133

>>36365118
I want to snuggle a salamander's tail.

>> No.36365140

>>36365118
greenworm is on the level of cait and cu sith, in my opinion

>> No.36365156

Any possibilities to die a virgin in MGE?

>> No.36365187

>>36365156
commit mass murder

>> No.36365227

>>36365156
Live alone in space

>> No.36365236

>>36365156
Yes? Just live in a h*man country and never have sex with a h*man woman. All in all it's pretty easy.
One of the guys in the demo, for example, thought that a imp (with horns, wings and all) was a human girl because he never had seen a monster before, and he was a soldier.

>> No.36365243

>>36365156
easy, don't exist

>> No.36365251

>>36365118
Druella is obsessed with corrupting women because she doesn’t have any friends.

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36365290

Big nerd bird butts.

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Is there another author like pic related? I already finished all he wrote and there is this sinking feeling in my soul of perfect closure and greed for more

>> No.36365355
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36365355

>>36365290
BEEG bird butt

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>young prince anon is third in line for the throne and expects to just be betrothed to the daughter of a minor lord
>actually gets married off to the queen of a prosperous kingdom
>a queen who is looking to make heirs as soon as possible

>> No.36365384

>>36365343
He wrote a real ending for the best girl, so I suppose he will do more alternative endings. Maybe he will continue working in that spin-off universe? Maybe send another human to be isekaid. I never saw a trope of getting isekaid to a world someone else got isekaid into earlier, could be fresh and fun.

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>>36365290
>>36365355
I prefer my birds to be coomer brains

>> No.36365400
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36365400

>>36365385
I need birds with lots of breast meat.

>> No.36365408

>>36365400
then get a chicken harpy

>> No.36365479

>>36365400
>breast meat.
went to a KFC earlier and the chicken was dry , how the Hell does someone mess up fried chicken?

>> No.36365508

>>36365290
What's with harpies and having such big butts?

>> No.36365527
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Reminder that human boys belong to their adopted momsters.

>> No.36365539

>>36365369
>young prince anon
Stopped right there. She literally has to be the most desperate queen in the history of the world to be interested in a 33 year old loser like me.

>> No.36365542

>>36365527
No thanks, not interested in real or pseudo incest.

>> No.36365550

>>36365384
I really liked the titania's ending, but she is worst girl. Gakke deserved a happy ending, or a happier one at least, it was a fucking shame that the ending had her so downplayed while putting that much attention to her lesser sister

>> No.36365553

>>36365539
>33
damn, how were the stone huts, old man

>> No.36365562
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36365562

I just want a calm, quiet life. I feel like sandworms and holsts would provide that life the best. A life in which you have practically no worries. No troubles of the outside world.

What other mamono do you think would best provide a calm, quiet life?

>> No.36365567

>>36365140
Based

>> No.36365578

>>36365527
>Don't have an adopted momster
Guess I'm a free man then.

>> No.36365582

>>36365562
I mean almost all of them, they're your wife after all.

>> No.36365588

>>36365527
is that why I was homeschooled?

>> No.36365589

>>36365578
>don't have an adopted momster yet

>> No.36365593
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36365593

>>36365550
Emby was best girl, she just needed to be bullied a bit more. Like all vampires.

>> No.36365594

>>36365562
Dragon, fuck off to the mountains, find a nice cave, raise a new generation of terrors

>> No.36365604
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36365604

>>36365562
shoggoth

>> No.36365608

>>36365140
Not even a hot take, most would agree

>> No.36365615

>>36365582
Life as a pharaoh's husband or a cheshire or hellhound's husband isn't going to be a calm, quiet life. Some monsters provide comfort and stability more than others.

>> No.36365630

>>36365615
Says you motherfucker, I bet anons would love a wife that could teleport from wherever she is to the front door to give you a hug and a kiss once you get home would be living it up.

>> No.36365643

>>36365630
>would be living it up
AND would be living it up*
whoops

>> No.36365658

>>36365630
Life in Wonderland is anything but calm, especially with a hyperactive, prankster cat. Even if you lived outside Wonderland, she'd still be chaotic. That's like the opposite of calm and quiet.

>> No.36365665
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36365665

Slimes just want hugs. Get over here!

>> No.36365673

>>36365658
Sounds like you're just a little bitch, Anonymous.

>> No.36365676

>>36365593
she was more of a daughterfu than wife material. She was too bratty, I dont know if it was just me, but I always saw anon as her big brother more than anything else. Her Dhamp Sister was top tier though, I enjoyed her a lot both in the rescue arc and after it, her playfully going back and forth with anon was really enjoyable, like two lifelong friends, it has its own kind of charm

>> No.36365753
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>>36365665
They want what they don't deserve.

>> No.36365794
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36365794

>>36365665
My slime onee-san says this kind of hug is normal, but I'm not so sure.

>> No.36365812

>>36365753
I'd that pic referencing what I think it is?

>> No.36365876

>>36365812
I dunno, I just downloaded it because slimes are bad.

>> No.36365959
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36365959

Can someone tell why this class is necessary for my degree?

>> No.36365972

>>36365959
this is why I just went to trade school

>> No.36366019

>>36365794
Hot

>> No.36366092

>>36365794
I love this artist

>> No.36366118
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36366118

Never enough snek kisses

>> No.36366121

>>36366118
the hair grab is the best part of this picture

>> No.36366186
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36366186

>tfw ywn come home to see your liviling doll wife cooking dinner

>> No.36366221
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36366221

>>36366186
The perk of artificial monster girls is that you can give them the perfect body right off the bat.

>> No.36366237

>>36366221
truly the best types of wife for a man who loves making thinks

>> No.36366246
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36366246

Where do I go to acquire amazon whores

>> No.36366275

>>36366246
Anon please don't call them whores that's a mean name to call your future wife.

>> No.36366276

>>36366246
Go to their tribe and ask, I'm sure nothing bad will happen

>> No.36366306

>>36366246
You don't acquire amazons, amazons acquire you.

>> No.36366334

>>36366306
that's rubbish anon, we all know amazons only transport your acquisitions

>> No.36366393
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>>36366237
Gonna make a golem with a lot of, uh...material, then give her an artificial womb with as many ancient fertility runes etched into it as possible.

>> No.36366415

>>36366334
>Pay for Amazon prime to get free shipping
>all of my delivery girls are now lolis
I think they've got the wrong idea guys. I should have just paid for shipping.

>> No.36366482
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36366482

Since everyone prefers monsters over humans, all human knights are turning into cakes as they can't find a man to marry. This is a serious problem.

>> No.36366492

>>36366482
Druella is fixing this by turning them all into monsters

>> No.36366524
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36366524

>>36366415
Probably your best bet.

>> No.36366525

>>36366482
Slap a spider bottom of her and I'll gladly take her on her very first date

>> No.36366552

>>36366482
Slap her bottom and take her on her very first date

>> No.36366583

>>36366482
and thats my problem cause?

>> No.36366646
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>>36366482
>human cake spends her life dutifully serving her liege, and her reward is dying fighting a dumb war between human kingdoms
Poor thing. I'll raise her as a zombie and give her the love she deserved.

>> No.36366651

>>36365384
>>36365343
Alt endings for the other girls are still planned, as well as a few post story segments about Anon's life after marriage.

>> No.36366681

>>36365539
You have no idea how desperate some MGs can get.

>> No.36366818

>>36365369
I get to marry an elf, I hope she doesn't molest me

>> No.36366841

>>36366818
Don't worry, Anon. It's not molesting if you're married.

>> No.36366895

>>36366841
oh no, I won't be able to keep my promise of never nutting in my whole life

>> No.36366939
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36366939

>Anon signed for the prototype testing job

>> No.36366996

>>36366939
>get drained into a shriveled husk by the prototypes
>voice on the intercom: "No time to rest, Mr. Anon. There are still forty-seven more prototype to test~"

>> No.36367068
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36367068

I'm prepared to meet my fate at a lilims seat

>> No.36367082

>>36366939
I thought that this was a construction job

>> No.36367120

>>36367068
Am I the only one who finds Lilims bland as fuck? They're supposed to be the super stacys of MGE but a common Demon or a Titania looks 20 times more of a semen demon than them.

>> No.36367158

>>36367082
Well technically if you impregnate them you're building more of them.

>> No.36367286

>>36367158
the contract I signed said I was going to be given a green card and a job lifting all the heavy equipment, not fucking machines

>> No.36367293
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36367293

console the demon

>> No.36367329
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36367329

>"User, an artificial womb upgrade is available for this unit. Would you like to begin installation and restart this unit?"
>[Yes / Yes]

>> No.36367346

>>36367293
There there, have a glass of milk. You'll feel a bit better.

>> No.36367350

>>36367329
Wait a moment both options look the sa-

>> No.36367366

>>36367120
lilim need something on the level of the sabbath grimoire to give me a mild interest in them.

>> No.36367368
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36367368

>>36367120
You´re telling me you wouldn´t glaze and stuff this one in white if she employed the most posh, refined and cultured Queen´s English lexicon to provoke and tease you as much as the language helpfully provisions her to do so, wholely ravishing her again as the shapeshifter spells shielding her sputter and fail, and she shamefully confesses that she prodded you so in a desperate attempt to not fall into haghood?

>> No.36367373

Surrender to orcs or else.

>> No.36367376

>>36367329
I feel like I should fight that robot.

>> No.36367379

>>36367329
yes but we need to get the venus body pack as well for reasons I'll disclose later

>> No.36367398

>>36367373
Or else what?

>> No.36367407

>>36367293
Can I console her butthole with my tongue?

>> No.36367442

>>36367398
your village will be raided, your warriors defeat, you raped publicly and god help you...Worst of all you will be sold to elves

>> No.36367447

what do I do if a monster tuches my nono square? It feel weird when she does

>> No.36367485
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>> No.36367488 [SPOILER] 
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36367488

SQUISHY CHEECKS

>> No.36367505

>>36367379
>"Warning: running artificial womb alongside the venus body pack, which includes the Hyper Holst milk module, may result in this unit having difficulty moving due to increased weight from upgrades and the number of new daughter-units being simultaneously produced. It is, however, highly recommended."

>> No.36367522
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36367522

>>36367485
We can go bigger.

>> No.36367530

>>36367505
>Attach extra leg module to increase carry capacity

>> No.36367583
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>>36367488
Anon I know she's the leader of the Rabbit team, but I don't think that's enough for her to count as a monster girl.

>> No.36367591

>>36367442
>raped
>sold to elves
Yeah fucking right, they just don't want to put in a lot of effort to get a husband.

>> No.36367604

>>36367442
where do I sign?

>> No.36367610

>>36367530
Does she become a spider robutt?

>> No.36367629 [SPOILER] 
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36367629

>>36367583
Rabbits are rabbits, it counts where it matters

>> No.36367710

>>36367610
no, soldier beetle

>> No.36367745

>>36367442
>you raped publicly
But they get paid more if they sell virgins

>> No.36367776

>>36367368
She's very cute, i want to give her a hug and tell her she's very pretty.

>> No.36367784
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36367784

bioluminescence is often used to attract prey

>> No.36367797

>>36367745
All the money in the elf kingdom wouldn't be half enough to make an orc avoid raping a virgin

>> No.36367811

>>36367784
it certainly attracts gamers

>> No.36367858
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36367858

>>36367797
Well then maybe the elves won't hire the orcs anymore. Maybe they'll start doing the raid themselves!

>> No.36367874

how do I get raped by elves?

>> No.36367903

>>36367874
You get raped by goblins or orcs first. Knife ears are too arrogant and rooted in their recluse detached forest to know anything about raiding villages properly
>>36367858
Ha!

>> No.36367904

>>36367874
which subspecies we talking about? high, wood, dark, snow, madmax, etc?

>> No.36367921

>>36367904
whats the difference between high and wood elf?

>> No.36367929

>>36367921
how often they bathe

>> No.36367932

>>36367921
>High
live in big magical cities and think they are better than you
>wood
Live in big magical trees and think they are better than you

>> No.36367933

>>36367904
>madmax elves
excuse me

>> No.36367938

>>36367929
wood elves are stinky?

>> No.36367952

>>36367933
one of those vicious variants from the war-torn lands of notaustralia

>> No.36367992

>>36367904
how many subspecies of elf are there?

>> No.36368004

>>36367992
they infest every ecosystem so it's hard to say.

>> No.36368041

>>36368004
>infest
nice choice of words there, but so you are telling me there might be wonderland elves roaming around?

>> No.36368088

>>36368041
of course. also sea elves, tribal elves, chaos elves, holy elves and so on.

>> No.36368110

>>36368088
>holy elves
where do they live?

>> No.36368119

>>36368088
where can i order some pygmy tribal elves? is there an elf store?

>> No.36368139

>>36368119
that'll just be a pale goblin

>> No.36368151

>>36368119
You have to go to the Elf Emporium just off I-69. They’re next to the Alp Emporium and the Build-A-Waifu Living Doll Workshop.

>> No.36368172

>>36368110
they're pretty reclusive and low population but it's mostly old sanctified grounds and ancient holy sites with an occasional pilgrimage here and there.

>> No.36368207

>>36368172
>low population
time to do some fertility rituals

>> No.36368246

>>36368207
don't do it anon, if you increase their numbers you will only be decreasing their value

>> No.36368248

>>36367811
>Attracts a type of prey that often spends time isolated inside which would otherwise be hard to draw out of their homes
Idunno, seems like a solid strategy to me

>> No.36368256

>>36368139
>calling an elf a goblin
thats a rape'n

>> No.36368323

>>36368207
Stop Anon! Too many Elves will mess up the delicate balance of men and monster. If the elf population was to sckyrocket then that would mean soon every man would have to legally take one or two elves as wives so that no elf would be lonely!

>> No.36368341
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>Oh? What's the matter? I thought you said you didnt need protection, I told you that I would let you go if you can prove you can defend yourself by doing 10,000 sit ups, a basic Amazon training. You men are so fragile. If you cant I will carry you back to my village and we can do an excersise more..... suitable for you.

>> No.36368349

>>36368323
balance smalance, I'll fuck as many elves as I can and none will be able to do a thing

>> No.36368378

>>36368341
I did 200,000, is that good, also did 500,000 pushups as well, that was a good warmup, what are we gonna do today, amazon-chan?

>> No.36368401

whats wrong with cheshire in this episode?

>> No.36368427
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36368427

>>36363644

>> No.36368469

>>36368401
her memes are stale, her jokes are cringe and she smells like a sweaty virgin

>> No.36368524

what if I don't want to be raped by elves
what if I want powerbottom elves that capture me and confine me like a wild animal and 'force' me to ravish them

>> No.36368581

>>36368427
am i her stress relief? or am i the floor's stress relief?

>> No.36368585

>>36368524
I want to be turned into an animal that the elven women have to keep on a leash due to how horny I was made

>> No.36368604

>>36368581
yes

>> No.36368702

>>36361938

I'm conflicted. Jason is a massive nigger but if he hadn't done what he did, we wouldn't have the Medea we have now. Well, his loss.

>> No.36368769

>>36368427
Fuck that I’m starting today!

>> No.36368963

>>36368427
so what exactly do I do and whats my uniform?

>> No.36368986
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36368986

hatters have some of my favorite eyes which is quite impressive as they don't even typically feature black sclera.
i love that striking, piercing stare.

>> No.36369164

Gonna tell my monster waifu that I have finished my Nerd backlog

>> No.36369257
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36369257

I found this in my computer, what should I do?

>> No.36369263
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36369263

>>36366939
I want the deluxe models though

>> No.36369323

can automatons be milfs?

>> No.36369350

>>36369323
Yes, you just need to invest in advanced daughteru creation units.

>> No.36369357

>>36369257
put it in your porn folder

>> No.36369363

>>36369357
why, 357 magnum san?

>> No.36369454

>>36369363
one of two things will happen, it will re-appear on your desktop with a blush and/or pout icon
or
change your porn folder to maid versions such as "Seducing My Maid IV" or "Milfy Maid Madness"

>> No.36369474

>>36369454
can you program it to only change all my porn to milfy maids?

>> No.36369533

>>36369474
sorry sir you only have the trial version, you must upgrade if you want more tasks for kiki.exe

>> No.36369546

>>36369533
how do I upgrade?

>> No.36369569

Big monster girls are for breeding.

>> No.36369632
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>>36369569
So are the small ones. Or so they claim every time they show up at my front door.

>> No.36369652
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>>36369632
i won't make a fuss as long as they're big in the right places (hips&thighs)

>> No.36369653

>>36369546
just activate kiki.exe and and click yes on the customer agreement form. you will be upgraded to kiki-deluxe.exe and will soon be happy make sure to answer the door today

>> No.36369662
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>slimes are easy mobs

>> No.36369672

>>36369662
thats a level 999 smile, wtf am I supposed do, dodge roll until I escape?

>> No.36369679

>>36369672
throw a pocket shota to make your escape

>> No.36369685
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36369685

>tsundere vampire logic to justify rape

>> No.36369689

>>36369662
We're going to need a bigger jar.

>> No.36369690

>>36369679
nah, those are my bros, I can't do that, rather I let them escape

>> No.36369709
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36369709

>>36369257
Overwrite.

>> No.36369717

>>36369653
why, will I get a milfy package?

>> No.36369750

>>36369709
what does this do?

>> No.36369754
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36369754

>I heard you like staring contests

>> No.36369769

>>36369662
That looks like a slime who has more than one slime core.

>> No.36369788

>>36369754
>"But I'm already rock-"
>she covers your mouth with her hands to keep you from finishing as you feel the intensity of her gaze increase

>> No.36369795

>>36369750
kiki.exe simply throws out bloated and dangerous files, while tekeli-li.exe will instead quarantine such files and convert the files into various entertainment programs and data over the course of a couple of hours. Small sized files become stories in text documents, while large files or programs can even be converted into new, custom programs that can replace programs you previously used.

>> No.36369805

do you think younger automatons like daft punk while older ones like kraftwerk

>> No.36369815
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36369815

Make love to mushrooms

>> No.36369836

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread .

Instead, be sure to mash the mush(room).
They deserve some love, especially the bouncy ones.

>> No.36369847

>>36369836
The only one I like is the punching shrooms

>> No.36369871

>>36369847
>Tall, buff mantanago that is mobile and living deep in the forest.
>"Anon, I hate to tell you this but you have come to the wrong neighborhood."

>> No.36369878
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Rebels fellow men and take the aristocratic fat cats as wives

>> No.36369901

>>36369871
Nah, I m here to learn how to box from you guys

>> No.36369926

>>36369901
>Rule number one. no one talks about Mantanago fight club.
>Rule number two, loser of the night buys a round of drinks.

>> No.36369934
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What has science done!?

>> No.36369962

>>36369934
What? They needed an aquatic unit

>> No.36369992

>>36369926
>anon gets beaten quite a it but keeps on getting up
>he slowly starts getting better as the days goes by
>His trainer loved his determination to keep going
>He eventually won the heavyweight belt
>All he cause he did some shrooms

>> No.36370038

>>36368963
Take off your clothes and report to the east conference room, Ice Queen HR will fill you in on all the details

>> No.36370053

>>36370038
is there anything else I have to do before I go?

>> No.36370071

>>36369992
>anon gets interviewed after his fight
>"sir, how have you managed to get this far?"
>"I just did alot of shrooms and just got better"
>the room is silent as anon keeps talking about his shrooms
>a sigh of realization hits the crowd as anon's mushroom family comes on stage to give him hugs and kisses

>> No.36370092

>>36370053
Pray that you can make HR smile, she may be an Ice Queen but she knows what's best for you!

>> No.36370125

>>36370092
she will definitely have a big pervy smile while looking at my /fit/ body

>> No.36370142
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36370142

>>36369815
I like this dapper shroom

>> No.36370162

MGC light novel titles
>In another world., I'm a male whore

>> No.36370163

>>36369815
I bet thicc myconids are even bouncier than normal.

>> No.36370221
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>> No.36370222

>>36370162
>I'm a 1.000 years old dragon and suddenly a dragon-loving man from another world was summoned to me bedroom!

>> No.36370230

>>36368427
Thought that was a giant flask at first.

>> No.36370234
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>>36368427
She's back!
Although personally I'm after her boss.

>> No.36370240

>>36370230
her job is very busy, maybe she sometimes needs a little pick me up

>> No.36370308

>>36370240
But does she really have to drink half a liter?

>> No.36370324
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>>36370308
You don't drink it all at once dummy.

>> No.36370382

>>36370308
big gulps for big problems (at work)

>> No.36370449

>>36370382
You mean like being the only single monster in your whole office?

>> No.36370458

>>36370234
>>36370324
God I just want to dive into those fluffy tails
Even if she'd probably publicly execute me as a consequence.

>> No.36370465

>>36369672
Even if shes a high level most slimes have a low INT stat so you can trick them by having a teddy bear with your old clothes on it, by the time she realizes it’s not you, you’re out the way Scott free.

>> No.36370548

>>36370324
is that a new latenite fox I spy?

>> No.36370589
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>>36370548
Both of them have been around for quite a while.

>> No.36370608

>>36365343
>ruining the ending on the cover
That's like showing the movies final twist in the first trailer

>> No.36370699

>>36370589
>NOT. ONE. WORD.
What did you catch the tough fox doing?

>> No.36370709

>>36370699
reading cheesy romance novels when she should be working

>> No.36370713

>>36370071
>announcer starts talking about shrooms can completely regenerate your pineal gland
>turns to the crowd
>"That kakuen must be what? 300 pounds? Jesus those things will tear your virginity to shreds"

>> No.36370722

>>36370699
She just let you fluff her tails.

>> No.36370862
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How do catch the neet bug in my walls and turn her into my neet wife?

>> No.36370865

>>36370699
Talking about her REAL age.

>> No.36370899

>>36370862
Make small innocuous comments about how you could really be coiled by multiple scuttling legs and sleep in silk boxers with light covers

>> No.36371056

>>36370862

I don't think I could ever get used to the feeling of centipede legs crawling on me, no matter how many years I'd spend married to an oomukade.

>> No.36371057

>>36370862
Make her some spaghetti

>> No.36371168

>>36365794
Being trapped in slimes is the best.
Even better when they're careful enough that they can go about their day with no one else suspecting anything.

>> No.36371182

>>36371057
>Make spaghetti for neet bug
>Spend hours waiting for her to come sit with you and enjoy a romantic dinner
>Have to reheat the food several times before giving up and going to bed
>Or at least that's what she thinks
>Sprint out of your room the instant you hear skittering
>Can only catch her shadow as she runs into the walls with the food
>Yell out a promise that you'll catch that damn bug and spend hours staring into her eyes as you make love

>> No.36371203

>>36371182
>neet bug is terrified of anon as he is hellbent on catching her
>she's scared that he's going to hurt her
>meanwhile anon is wracking his brain on on to catch the neet bug
>all so that he can be lovey dovey with her
cute series

>> No.36371238

>>36371168
Trapped in a slime as a shota would be heaven and hell.
>your big slime onee-san strips you down and hugs you close, causing you to sink partially into her
>your head is stuck deep between her massive slime titties with an air bubble in her chest allowing you to breathe
>she wraps your legs and arms around her waist, securing you in place with her slime
>puts on a large coat that obscures you from view
>goes about her day in public, milking you non-stop

>> No.36371298

>>36371203
Not cute at all, the bug is actually afraid for her life.

>> No.36371320

I want one of those height line-up things, but it's going from the smallest to the largest of feline Monster Girl species.

>> No.36371379

>>36371320
Are Griffons and Manticores included?

>> No.36371403

>>36371379
Sure, don't see why not.

>> No.36371445

>>36371403
Actually making the chart is another thing, but I imagine it goes roughly like:
>Cait Sith
Height gap
>Nekomata
>Werecat
>Cheshire
>Sphinx
Height gap
>Ocelomeh
>Griffon
>Manticore
>Jinko

>> No.36371500

>>36371203
>>she's scared that he's going to hurt her
>She’s scared anon won’t like her after getting to know her
Ftfy

>> No.36371576

>>36371445

As always Jinko is best girl.

>> No.36371581

>>36371576
Alpha Kat

>> No.36371593

>>36371445
sphinx benefit from being 7' tall

>> No.36371629

>>36371593
>no beeg sphinx to smother you in her hot brown body
not fair think there's a pic of this but i dont got it

>> No.36371639

>>36371593
Yeah, Sphinx could probably go in the last group.
At that point they’re all [taller than (You)] anyway.

>> No.36371651
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>>36371629
I got you.
God damn look at the guy compared to those FAT CAT TATS.

>> No.36371688

>>36371651
man who needs plain old cats or dumb purple cats, I want THAT cat

>> No.36371702

>>36371298
If it works for manticores

>> No.36371769

>>36371639
>Yeah, Sphinx could probably go in the last group.

Why? Tgeir size shouldbe comparable to Anubis. Unless you think Anubises are particularily tall.

>> No.36371865

>>36371445
>>36371576
>>36371581

As far as I know, Jinko is the only MG in the entirety of the encyclopedia KC has called MASSIVE.With Hornet being the only MG that the Encyclopedia calls "large". No other MGs as far as I know are noted to be tall.

>> No.36371877

>>36371651
need more pics of big girls smothering anons

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36372087

>>36371877

>> No.36372094
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36372094

>> No.36372115
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36372115

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36372162

>>36371877

>> No.36372257

How do I get devil bugs to stop stealing my food? I leave them out for 10 seconds and they're there trying to eat it.

>> No.36372320

>>36372257
Didn't see your name on it, slowpoke.

>> No.36372337

>>36372320
She's not even paying rent so at the very least she could let me eat my food in peace.

>> No.36372374

>>36372320
Sounds like someone is getting dicked until they learn some manners

>> No.36372397

>>36372337
Her family's been squatting in that building for generations, she's practically a native

>> No.36372480

>>36372397
That explains why the rent is so low, you're expected to breed the next generation of squatters

>> No.36372545

I wonder why KC didn't update August's production diary?

>> No.36372595

Remember that in MGC, it's considered professional to send your new boss your nudes if she's single.

>> No.36372608

>>36372115
Jabberwocks give the best hugs.

>> No.36372668
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36372668

Nippon ichi

>> No.36372720

There is already a thread here >>36234297
Go there instead of making 2nd thread

>> No.36372736
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Smol mofu on couch.

>> No.36372750
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36372750

Is it okay to let your cat chew ice?

>> No.36372769

>>36372720
Fuck off /tg/fag

>> No.36372778

>>36372736
Dumb kot, there's a pillow on the other end.
>>36372750
So cold!

>> No.36372799

>>36372720
No

>> No.36372808

>>36372750
Only if you want her to evolve into an Frostcat.

>> No.36372982

>>36372750
My cat would only do that if I put the ice in a bowl of water as well.
She was a strange cat like that.
She was also very weird about drinking water from the shower after I had just taken a shower.
Cat girls are just strange at times.

>> No.36372986

>>36372720
Sometimes I wonder if you are just shitposting to farm funny reactions, or are you really so desperate to turn this thread into the same garbage that was the (now dead, I wonder why) /tg/ monster girl thread

>> No.36373050

Reminder to make a proper new thread after this dies, and don't use the autistic /tg/ faggot's one he's been bumping to keep up for days.

>> No.36373082

>>36372545
He barely shoved out a survival report last month. I'd imagine if he has anything to show for this month it's a nono barred by Patreon.

>> No.36373100

>>36372736
>>36372750
Urge to protecc and headpat rising.

>> No.36373182

>>36373050
>he's been bumping
>33 posters

>> No.36373412

Gonna make political videos about men not needing monster girls and how strong independent men are the way of the future.

>> No.36373440
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36373440

>>36373412
Gonna make vlogs about how I wanna spend all day sniffing monster pussy, how I wanna swap spit with monsters, how I wanna motorboat monster boobs, and how I wanna make more monsters with my dick

>> No.36373469

>>36373412
>>36373440
Gonna make videos of my Leanan Sidhe painting and drawing things! I'll be the camera man who also makes witty comments!

>> No.36373472

>>36373440
Fuck cows

>> No.36373484
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36373484

>>36373472
That's the plan

>> No.36373568

>>36373469
Gonna post a picture of my crotch with a big pile of coins in my lap and tell dragons to come sit on it.

>> No.36373648

>>36373412
I am gonna make vids about me reviewing all the monster milk and how each one tastes and what it does to you

>> No.36373673
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>>36373648
>Hello everyone, this is, guzzling on empty, milk review!

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36373715

Smawrt girl

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36373716

I need a big vamp to pick me up, hold me close, and smash me through the fucking floor

>> No.36373730

>>36373673
>the bottle he uses has a top that looks like a nipple
>a lot of fans sent in milk for him to try
>that's why he never needs to go out and find the milk

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36373743

>>36373716
I need a vampire to go to nightclubs with

>> No.36373850

>>36373648
What does snek milk taste like

>> No.36373914

Cumsharking monster girls

>> No.36373920

>>36373914
Cumsharking big monster girls

>> No.36373940

>>36373850
depends on the snek, for example, grape milks comes from grape sneks

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36373999

>>36373715
So this is the terrifying Manticore we've heard so much about...

>> No.36374028

>>36373999
Whoahoah here she comes, she's a man-eater

>> No.36374073

I wonder what would happen if I wore a collar and gave the leash to a monster girl and told her "I am your slave from now on"

>> No.36374158

What's the best place to post shorts now pastebin is kill?

>> No.36374277

>>36374158
A03 is still good for that.

>> No.36374323

>>36373940
Regular snek

>> No.36374335

>>36373999
She's just a big ol' kitty cat. Bet she started all those rumors herself, too.

>> No.36374412
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36374412

No, no, no. You don't fist a centaur's horse pussy. That's wrong and improper.
You fist her human, front pussy.

>> No.36374426

>>36374158
AO3

>> No.36374569

>>36374323
like vanilla milk

>> No.36374624

Living armor holst

>> No.36375074

>>36374277
>>36374426
>need an invite
rip

>> No.36375087

So when this thread dies which should be any moment, do we make a new thread or go to the other one?

>> No.36375116

>>36375087
Been making new threads all week. No reason to stop now.

>> No.36375122

>>36375087
Don't go to the other one.

>> No.36375136

remember to prank call your local sabbath so they don't get too uppity

>> No.36375168

>>36375087
The only reason you would even mention the other one is if you were the warhammerfag OP or the guy trying to keep it alive out of curiosity. Provided it's not just one guy samefagging.
A new one will be made as it always does when an outsider tries to force their dumb shit.

>> No.36375248

>>36375087
Fuck the other one. Make a new one.

>> No.36375386

>>36375087
How the fuck is warhammerfag's thread still up?

>> No.36375423

>>36375074
I would give you out one, but I'm unable to... sorry bro, you need to wait in the queue. I think it's worth it, I like using it.

>> No.36375424

>>36375386
We underestimated his autism.

>> No.36375827

what stupid anti-rape products for men would there be in MGC?

>> No.36375878

>>36375827
Why would men need anti-rape products? Just rape them first 4head.

>> No.36375894

>>36375878
go back

>> No.36375896

>>36375878
Some monsters like it when you fight back.

>> No.36375901

>>36375878
how the fuck am I supposed to rape an eight-foot tall monster

>> No.36375906

>>36374569
So, like human milk?

>> No.36375934

>>36375906
human milk tastes like that?

>> No.36375942

>>36375934
It doesn't. There is no vanilla in human milk.

>> No.36375948

>>36375827
>This monster repellent fragrance will make you unwanted by every monster, instead of making them chase you!
>I would never lie to you, as you can see I'm a fellow human of your species.

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36375955

I would spend hours just sniffing tanuki breath while cuddling

>> No.36375959

>>36373412
>every week Phantoms, Sirens and other MG musicians go online to see Anon Fantano review the newest music out that week

>> No.36375973

>>36375948
>it's skunk pheromones
>you're now being chased exclusively by skunks

>> No.36376005

>>36375827
>guide to how not to get raped
>t. hughman

>> No.36376022

>>36373743
>take a vampire to a nightclub
>first flag was the elaborate dress she wore out
>then she asked the DJ to play Mozart
>then you had to drag her out of there before the hellhound bouncers got to you because she hit some chick for spilling beer on her dress
No matter how young they say they are most vampires are in triple digits for age and cannot be trusted on dating apps like Fangr and BludSukr.

>> No.36376067

>>36373999
>manticore bartender using her tail bulb as a cocktail shaker

>> No.36376086

>>36376022
I will put that I want vampires who are at least 1000 years old and at least 7 ft tall as well as having big vampire milkers

>> No.36376095

>>36375087
New one.

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>>36376022
>>36376086
Reminder if any of them try to take advantage of the age difference and seniority by claiming you are just a kid with less than 100 years, do this.

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