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3634479 No.3634479 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/, I have some wonderful news.
My great aunt died, and left me 10,000 US dollars in her will.
I set aside 5,000 dollars to cover expenses for a while, and now have 5,000 dollars to spend on anything I want.

I'm thinking life-size doll, any suggestions?

>> No.3634486

Makoto will translate all of Muv Luv for 50000 dollars. You just need to get few more anons to join in.

>> No.3634485

One of the loli dolls, also take pictures if you get it.

>> No.3634490

Give it to me and I'll love you forever.

>> No.3634489

Keep those 5000$ aside to cover expenses for a longer while.

>> No.3634499

go to japan for the sex er I mean massage shops.

>> No.3634501

Go into stock exchange. They should be cheap in this economy.

>> No.3634533
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3634533

INVEST
you will thanks me later

>> No.3634535

>>3634479
how many great aunts do you have that leave money? this is the 5th thread about it.

>> No.3634568

Pay off any outstanding bills and invest the rest you fucktard.
Don't go wasting it on superfluous shit, like my fucking sister did with her 32k. I got shit all and she blew that on her friends and booze.

Save whatever money you make from the dividends, and let it accrue. Leave it for if/when you run into some sort of trouble.

>> No.3634582

another option (which i am currently doing) is to purchase some land and build your own house on it. you would be surprised at how easy it is (except for the foundation) to save yourself hundreds of thousands of dollars by doing a little work for yourself.

feels good man

>> No.3634593

>>3634582
Oh god, that reminds me of when I had to write a paper on the benefits of building your own house out of bales of straw.

>> No.3634594

>>3634568
This. What the fuck is wrong with people that makes them think you have to blow any money you get in an instant?

>> No.3634597

>wonderful news
>My great aunt died
>I'm thinking life-size doll

Ok, it was a bit funny.

>> No.3634607

>>3634594
a friend received 30k from an accident in a taxi while on vacation in new york. she has an 8k car that she still makes payments on and pays rent in an apartment after pissing it all away on god knows what.

makes me so sad

>> No.3634613

If I were you, I would take that 5000, save it half of it for investments. Then take the 2500 left over, split it again for anything else that might come up, and use the 1250 on whatever. Don't waste that money on a lifesize doll.

But then again, I'm a goddamn penny pincher. I hate wasting time and I hate wasting money

You can see I have no job since I'm on 4chan.
Also, here's where I ask for a handout so I can commission a picture.

>> No.3634616

>>3634479
Gamble with it. Play real Mahjong. Be a badass.

>> No.3634620
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3634620

Use it to save a waifu that is in debt.

>> No.3634626

>>3634568
Can't investing be risky? I have a bit of money that I'm not using but I'm too clueless to know what to do with it.

>> No.3634627

>>3634607
>>3634568
>women

>> No.3634629

>>3634626

Buy gold

>> No.3634632

>>3634629

This guys actually right, despite whether he was trolling or not. Gold keeps going up, it should double yet again in the next year.

Cocoa also is skyrocketing, not sure how the hell you would invest in...cocoa.

>> No.3634633

anyone that says invest or save it

IT'S FUCKING WRONG

we could die tomorrow waste it all in a fucking huge party

>> No.3634634

>>3634620
whowill just abandon you anyways ;-;

>> No.3634635

>>3634629

Also, hope the government doesn't decide again that owning gold is unpatriotic and takes all of your wealth for shitty paper dollars, if that.

>> No.3634636

>>3634626
Invest in one of my game projects. I'll cater to your specific interests. Have a small team looking for a project to work on. We do have experience and the tools needed.

>> No.3634641

>>3634632
NO
buy gold in good times, sell in recessions. have you learned NOTHING?

>> No.3634642

>>3634620

Reminds me of Shakkin Shimai

>> No.3634645

>>3634632
Remember, what goes up must come down. As the economy recovers and consumer confidence returns, gold will take a hit.

>> No.3634649

>>3634636
Show me your works and maybe I can invest in you. Got like 20k$ here

>> No.3634650

>>3634632

I wouldn't suggest reselling it again for dollars in the future until the US dollar loses its international reserve currency prestige. Hopefully not even our current administration is dumb enough to try and curtail the major sources of oil in the world to prevent China and Russia from becoming the new superpowers.

>> No.3634662

>>3634641
>>3634645

You're crazy to believe that the US will ever regain its severe dominance in world trade again. Even buying gold this stage will still earn you a nice profit if things continue as they have been for the next 3 months.

>> No.3634673

>>3634632 Cocoa also is skyrocketing, not sure how the hell you would invest in...cocoa.

Probably in the commodities market, but judging from >>3634626 , he won't be able to handle the stress in protecting his investments.

>> No.3634674 [DELETED] 

>>3634650
Well that's looking to happen again pretty soon. The EU is already looking to oust the USD in favour of the Euro, with France at the head if I recall...

Also, funny story, I have a friend who came into a small sum of money. With it he bought some gold when the price dropped; not a whole lot, but still. He then sold it when the prices rose and waited until the price dropped to buy some more gold. At this point, he has a chunk of gold the size of a PS2.
Want to know where he keeps it? At the front door of his house.He paints the bloody thing black and uses it as a doorstop.
Best idea ever. I mean, who the fuck would steal a doorstop?

>> No.3634683

>>3634649
Karinthata.net is one of our artists portfolio.
pixeldervish.karinthata.net is one of our other artists work(needs some updating, though).
Could also send you a few of our playable prototypes and recent concept work under NDA.

>> No.3634686

>>3634650
Well that's looking to happen again pretty soon. The EU is already looking to oust the USD in favour of the Euro, with France at the head if I recall...

Also, funny story, I have a friend who came into a small sum of money. With it he bought some gold when the price dropped; not a whole lot, but still. He then sold it when the prices rose and waited until the price dropped to buy some more gold. At this point, he has a chunk of gold the size of a PS2.
Want to know where he keeps it? At the front door of his house.He paints the bloody thing black and uses it as a doorstop.
Best idea ever. I mean, who the fuck would steal a doorstop?

>> No.3634690

>>3634479
Your aunt died, and left you 10,000 $, right?
And the first thing you think of is a life-size doll?
Does that feel right?

Do you think you would have given you the money if she knew that you would spend half of it on life size-dolls?

>> No.3634696

>>3634690
Do you think she

>> No.3634704

>>3634690

I detect a female

>> No.3634716

>>3634686 he has a chunk of gold the size of a PS2

Original or Slim?

Also, probably safer than keeping it hidden in shelves. Just hope that a burglar doesn't trip on it and wonder why something so small weighs so much.

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3634747

>wonderful news, my great aunt died

>> No.3634749

>>3634716
PS2 Phat.
It's a bit more cubish than rectangular prismic though. About the same volume I would say.

>> No.3634751

Our real strength lies in our concepts which we can't give out without NDA, but if you're really interested I'm sure we can arrange something.

>> No.3634761

>>3634747

He probably never met the woman.

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3634762

>>3634479
A doll you say?
Now that is interesting, you lust for dolls?
A lifeless being, with the form of a woman.
Does it make you feel powerful and strong to have your way with a doll?
Is it so that the powerlessness of this lifeless womanly shape makes you feel all the like a man?
Or could it be, that the doll you lust for resembles your mother?

This truly is interesting, tell me everything.

>> No.3634765

>>3634762

She looks like my mother.

>> No.3634776
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3634776

/jp/, I have some wonderful news.
My aunt died, and left me 10,000 US dollars in her will.
I set aside 5,000 dollars to cover expenses for a while, and now have 5,000 dollars to spend on anything I want.

I'm thinking life-size doll, any suggestions?

>> No.3634787

>>3634594 What the fuck is wrong with people that makes them think you have to blow any money you get in an instant?

The US is notorious for its low, even negative, per capita savings rates when compared to the rest of the world. The biggest reason for the emergence of the middle class wasn't winning some sort of class war; it was the fact that during the World Wars nobody could buy anything due to government rationing.

In before someone misconstrues what I say into that a war will save the economy.

>> No.3634793

>>3634776
Buy a new comfortable mattress so you can sleep easier. And get some new kitchen appliances, like a rice cooker, bread maker, george foreman grill, etc. It'll save you money in the long run. Replace your lightbulbs with more energy efficient ones. This is assuming you live alone.

>> No.3634824 [DELETED] 

>>3634683
All I can say is that >>3634649 is probably currently lolling at your portfolio

>> No.3634828

LISTEN TO ME OP

why are you still there

what do you think your aunt is thinking right now?

"FUCK i should have blown all that money instead of leaving it to that dumbass weaboo"

she regrets not using it
SO GO OUT THERE AND WASTE IT

>> No.3634832

Spend it wisely

>> No.3634834

why dont you fuck a real J-girl

>> No.3634841

>>3634834
>fuck
>real
>girl
Surely you jest.

>> No.3634853

>>3634834
That's disgusting.

>> No.3634981

er, i'd buy a new computer with it, and save the rest to buy new computers for the next 10-20 years, lol.

>> No.3635616

If you are a true bro, you'd commission a VN translation from that money.

>> No.3635645

I need to learn how to invest.

>> No.3635654

i7
5870x2
12g

all you need is a kickass rig

>> No.3635656

>wonderful news
>great aunt died

What?! That is not wonderful.
That is a FANTASTIC news!
Man, I wish my parents (at the very least, my aunt) would die quickly.

Also, invest.

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3635663

>>3635656
>my parents (at the very least, my aunt)
>parents
>aunt

Are you from the south or something? ಠ_ಠ

>> No.3635669

>>3635656
I am going to get half a million when they die, at least.

>> No.3636540

>>3635656
>>3635669
And you people wonder why nobody likes you.

>> No.3636556

>>3636540
When did I ever wonder? I intentionally act like a complete asshole to people so they'll leave me alone. I fucking hate it when people try to be all friendly and bothersome.

>> No.3636578

Don't forget to buy a bouquet for her gravestone.

>> No.3636592

Haha at all the people in this thread giving armchair investment advice.

Go see an actual financial advisor and be assured of long term gains or follow random internet people and buy a shitload of gold/silver and play a double or nothing game.

>> No.3636598

>>3636556
So why don't you just kill yourself? Would do everyone good, even you.

>> No.3636600

i went to sleep, woke up and found this again. christ /jp/ wtf

>> No.3636600,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>3634490
Slut.

>> No.3636600,2 [INTERNAL] 

I wish I had rich relatives. Everyone in my family is poor.

>> No.3636600,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>3636600,2
Rob a liquor store.

>> No.3636600,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>3636600,2
Life insurance coverage is pretty affordable. You don't have to be rich to get it.

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