Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Don't underestimate ancient technology.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>36236011
can she run crysis tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36235984
Not even aerobic or yoga? It's good to keep the hubby in good physical condition.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you deal with delinquents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236029
Handholding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236011
Can she repair my VCR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236029
I am one tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236029
Kung fu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236029
Telling them that they're cute and inviting them out on a date.

[Anonymous No.]

Take a good look at her
She's going to be your rapist and then your wife and mother of your children
Please do try to run
She won't enjoy finding you as much and pulverizing your pelvis otherwise!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236029
make her lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236076
But paws are lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236048
just slap it in the fabrication bay and it'll be good as new

[Anonymous No.]

Fat cheshire with 50s librarian glasses call her a crazy cat lady

[Anonymous No.]

Rape is never ok, men have feelings too, please spread awareness on monstergirl rape, countless of men get raped every year in total ignorance

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236115
It isn't rape if we are both crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236076
>and mother of your children
How did she know about my fetish for forced impregnation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236134
Imagine getting proactively dated by a Banshee

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236115
lets pump those numbers up, those some rookie numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236189
Selling out all of the single men's carefully found hiding places so they can get cute and sexually aggresive monster wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236115
It isn't rape if his pupils turn into hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236205
a sign of addiction

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236097
cool wine aunt chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236223
more like a dork aunt chesh

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls cute. No rape if monster girl cute

[Anonymous No.]

munching muff on the corner is one of the easiest jobs you can get in MGC

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236214
I'm not addicted. It's normal to be unable to bear separation from one's wife for more than a couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236373
damn, she was gentle with you, I know guys that go 5 seconds without their wife near them

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236396
I have to be strong and take care of the house and children when she is at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236373
>a few hours
ask me how I know You're only married for a few weeks.
You're both supposed not to be able to bear being apart from each other for more than 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236425
my wife makes me work the corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236115
rape is an ugly word, I prefer struggle snuggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236174
Everyone thinks they're weak or easy but a Banshee is actually quite terrifying to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236540
just wear ear pro

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236555
Then you can't hear the second banshee sneaking up behind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236555
Anon please, a simple pair of earmuffs can stop a pesudo magic attack.

[Anonymous No.]

You're not some wimp that doesn't know how to defend himself, right

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236115

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236396
The moment I'm not in skin contact with my wight, I start to feel chills. It's all her fault for using her claws so much!

[Anonymous No.]

frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236840
Wrong picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236630
then turn around and kiss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236863
Oh shit I completely forgot whats-its-name and frogs are different species

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236115
I can't hear you over the sounds of me eating muff for lunch money

[Anonymous No.]

There's a scary monster in my closet, please help me

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls!

You will never be a real knight. You have no land, you have no title, you have no honor. You are a butch woman twisted by drugs and blacksmithing into a crude mockery of nobility’s perfection.

All the “accolades” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “party” laughs at your ogrish appearance behind closed doors.

Lords are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed lords to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even ladyknights who “quest” look dishonorable and common to a local lord. Your -4 Str is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk party to venture forth with you, they’ll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your fetid, bloody menstruations.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be chivalrous, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a peasant is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably common.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

[Anonymous No.]

7020
I never found this funny at all, It just sucks, just stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236806
The original of this was drawn by the guy who makes Black Lagoon. Surreal feel.

[Anonymous No.]

Name a more peaceful and wonderful place to meet your soon-to-be lovely monster girl wife than the forest! It's so clandestine and beautiful, the only thing more amazing than the scenery is the cute girl in front of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237049
I do wonder what drives ex-/tg/ autists to continue shitting up this thread with their retardation. They have zero chance of having their views accepted here and they don't even get that many angry responses if trolling is their aim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237147
going to spooky mansions

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237147
Very true anon. Such a claming and peaceful enviroment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237147
Try the beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237147
i'm fond of being tied down to a bed in a disused convent myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236668
That's a really cool girl. She could kick my ass in a spar any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237329
That is also good. Preferably disused and overrun comvent woth thick forest all around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236668
>>36237333
What is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237147
Who's that lady? She's absolutely gorgeous! Pretty perfection. You're a lucky man if she's your waifu.
The host girl is a total cutie too.

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[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn drink monster milk everyday and get addicted to drinking it straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237147
Forest, but with a heavy layer of snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237147
>>36237147
rain forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237147
Gonna meet my wife in a tentacle forest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237479
your room is that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237492
Well it could be worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237509
don't tell me, mantagos started growing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237520
Nah, that happened in my kitchen. Those fuckers took my leftovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237558
you get kissed by devil bugs as well, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237575
Only Vamp Mosquitos actually.
Imagine waking up to you being kissed by several devil bugs and them demanding you fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237607
damn, you must be living in filth for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237607
i thought those were bed bugs

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy wyvern childhood friend that goes adventuring with you but gets a little tsun over you going mage instead of knight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237652
>She had planned out everything about you becoming her dragon rider and everything
>You just wanna cast some mother fucking fireballs

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237726
>>36237652
>not being a magical knight
shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237652
>>36237726
Wizards still need transportation
And a tank class

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237619
>Anon lives in his own filth
>Doesn't ever both cleaning it up since what girl would ever want a man like him
>One day he leaves his window open to get some fresh air
>Beelzebub flies in
>Looks around
>Says this is the best place she's ever seen
>Says she's gonna live here now, but she'll fuck you as rent payment

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>>36237740
>>36237743
>Anoooon! Its not the same if you're a wizard!
>Don't you want to charge in and get in the thick of it?
>I feel like an oversized taxi if you just fly around and throw spells, where's the high speed jousting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237763
What ho, muscle wizard!

[Anonymous No.]

Punish a bicorn by making her watch infinite stratos on loop

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237763
I can shot fireballs and joust at the same time, ist that cool?

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>>36237773
That's something that would get her going for sure as you'd close in and be able to engage high speed, aerial duels!

>>36237780
A show with good girls but the worst, cockblocking I've ever seen.

>>36237795
Well yes but you have to go into that specific build.

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>>36237780
Is there a more dence MC than Ichika?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237802
And what's wrong with that? a little extra work never hurt anyone

[Anonymous No.]

I like the idea of having a kunoichi on call.
just to do the cool thing and have appear kneeling behind me all dramatic like and report her activities

[Anonymous No.]

There should be a story about an dragon housewife

[Anonymous No.]

>Be walking around a monstergirl town/city
>Decide to take a turn in an alley
>Then walk upon pic related
>"Alright, the score will begin later at eleven when the whole establishment is closed and unmanned. And Intel suggest that Ushi Oni guardswoman is around tonight. And then we-"
>The three people then suddenly notice you stumbling into their conversation which does not sound wholesome and sounds more criminal
>"You are going to walk back where you came from and pretend you didn't see it hear us. I insist you walk away now, stranger."

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Your dick is your best bargaining chip in monster towns

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237123
Is it really that surreal considering this is the same guy who designed characters like Balalaika and Revy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238231
I love bacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237966
Yeah but you can only use it once.

[Anonymous No.]

chesh was popular all throughout school, but now no one likes her immature, clownish antics.

She's the only one of her friends that remains unmarried

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238265
so make it count, get some cursed artillery

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238274
good :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238274
>it has 300 years since she last left her neet cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238274
So she should become a hospital clown

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>>36237763
>I feel like an oversized taxi if you just fly around and throw spells
im sure there's an entire unit full of dragon riding wizards in dragonia who specced magic just to piss their dragons off
and the best part is that the combo is surprisingly solid so the dragons cant even complain

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>>36238274
That makes me sad so I will pet her and laugh at her jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237763
>oversized taxi
>anon imitates the beeping of heavy industrial equipment from the saddle whenever his dragon wife moves around

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of dragons, how do ryus fly? Do they use their muscles to push themselves through air like marine reptiles or is it magical levitation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238337
thats gonna get you sat on by fat dragon ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238317
>Dragons can't complain.
>Secretly seethe to a certain extent whenever one of the girls talks about her knightly husband.
>"I don't care about the effectiveness, there's an image to maintain!"

>>36238355
Anon, please don't laugh at her fat ass.
It hasn't been the same since the egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238317
>being that one weirdo with a automaton dragon that transforms into a fighter jet and you dogfight by loading your spells into her cannons

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238355
From what One Piece told me, they make heavy clouds and use those for elevation

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238274
delete this, chesh is for smiles only

[Anonymous No.]

If I ever became a dragon rider, I would death defying stunts off her, and when she grills e about why, I 'll just tell her, that "I knew she would catch me without fail"

[Anonymous No.]

Yandere oyakodon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238231

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>>36238516
I'm impressed you were able to find a thread-related image with both of them in it. Even if it is a bit small

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>>36238431
>chesh is for smiles only

sad clown paradox. chesh is lonely and in dire need of love

There's pain behind all those teasing smiles and pizzabox butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238386
>strapping jet engines to a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238516
FIXED

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238542
The brightest of smiles often hides the heaviest of hearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238665
The day when she stops smiling is the day we remember her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238610
wurmys dream of being able to fly has finally come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238610
>The Rocketeer but with a Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238811
I love the Rocketeer (the comic). I wonder what species of monster Betty would be.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238610
that's alot of jet engines

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238386
>necromancer who MERE'd his dragon so hard she became his dragon zombie pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238386
>dragonfly rider

[Anonymous No.]

Look out, the worms are invading your video games!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238979
I thought they patched out these bugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236668
>>36236806
Cool cyber chameleon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238979
Can I play Snake with a greenworm? Like in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238979
But I'm playing HoMM3.
She's not a good unit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238955
>fairy dragon rider

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239014
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAwcj6d8XTQ
This but with a Greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238996
Think again fucko

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236011
Can she fix my radio/alarm clock? It's stuck 2-3 hours ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

can soldier beetles fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239032
>dragon fish rider

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239087
I imagine certain versions of them can.
Probably slimmer and lighter than the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239087
Yes, that's how they get the high-up appols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239194
>Probably slimmer and lighter than the others
You can just call them ‘flat’ Anon…

[Anonymous No.]

It's weird to see greenworm discussion right now when I actually write the greenworm biker gang story for the anon who asked for it. It's like the stars aligned.

[Anonymous No.]

By Eros (love be upon her) you people are dogs. I will not have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36238481
A mother and her daughter should rape their husband together. It's a moral law among monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239428
Anon please.
They're 'petite'

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239428
no, its called aerodynamics

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239428
>no flying cow beetle gf

[Anonymous No.]

When a zombie wights she wouldn’t remember the ways I bullied and teased her for being a dumb zombie right? She won’t remember me throwing blanket into the dryer and keeping it out of her desperate grasp denying her warm cuddles, or the nights when I made her blow me all night long even falling asleep with my legs locked around her head, the times I refused to spoon her just so I can hear her pleading moans for warmth, or that time I brought home a ghoul and had her eat my zombie out after I creampied her, or when me and the ghoul would tease her with our mouths all day denying her my dick till next morning when she was practically ravenous, and she won’t remember me recording almost all of our sessions and posting them online for everyone to see, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Vampires are fearsome creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239570
all I gotta say is, what goes around, comes around

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239583
This is a flawed technique... it resists physical attacks from all sides, but is completely vulnerable to verbal bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239570
You are a villain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239570
I'm gonna bully my zombie with so much love that when she wights she'll still be addicted to me showing her affection.
She might be the ruler of an undead kingdom, but she'll still beg me for warm cuddles at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239583
what am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239570
On the day of the rake men whose zombies became wights shall be judged.
Those who treated their zombies well will receive love and warmth.
Those who mistreated their zombies will receive endless draining without mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239767
What if I just keep indulging in a lot of fetishy shit because she can't object but I truly love and care for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239767
what happens to men who got a big zombie that did whatever she wanted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239728
Safety cocoon. There was a spider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239728
It's from: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88448067

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239825
hey, thats no way to treat our maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239870
Spider maids are superior maids

[Anonymous No.]

Hey kid
Come here

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239893
Mom told me not to talk to strangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239893
Huh, I was waiting for someone called the onetruegod1234, are you her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239893
Did she use her Command Voice or her regular voice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239893
I ain't a kid, I just turned 18

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239893
what you want, old hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>36239893
But the big snake lady said I shouldn't trust you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237894

[Anonymous No.]

>>36237894
Oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240151
This except the last panel is me furiously putting her into mating press and breeding the ever living shit out of her right then and there

[Anonymous No.]

dragons be horny
dragons be quick
dragons always taking my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236840
slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240405
>The Three Charms akaname
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>"Po"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240477
>tfw no Jinko to deck me into next week every day when I get home

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240521
Watch out for girls like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240521
>tfw no hachishakusama gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240569
Human boys want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240604
ummm there is nothign wrong with being a mofu addict!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240604
to have an hachishakusama gf?

[Anonymous No.]

It's been too long without a good fox post

[Anonymous No.]

this thread (like all threads) needs some more jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240801
>good fox post
all foxes are evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240863
Foxes are physically incapable of evil thoughts or deeds. They are pure by nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240863
no, some are good

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240842
This thread is now property of The Jinkos.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how much stuff with mgs we will get with the new Jack-O-Pose meme of the month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241212
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241231
Just google it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240899
100 mofu coins have been deposited to your account

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240899
>t. mofu addict stuck naked between 9 tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241273
don't tell me the foxes have got into memecoins

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241332
It's not a real coin because no man would ever sell his. Think of it as good boy points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241212
>>36241231

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241626
Humanity truly proved its worth with androids

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to become a regular on TAILED.COM and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241231

[Anonymous No.]

You opened the box. She came.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241746
I'm gonna stuff a mimic back into the Amazon box she came in then

[Anonymous No.]

>You know the drill, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241648
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

https://nhentai.net/g/192330/
Another Slime caughts a low level hero. Trigger warning for high level monsters that are still single.

[Anonymous No.]

Post hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>36242177

[Anonymous No.]

>You walked up a long set of stairs
>At the top of them there was a shrine in which an old fox lived
>When you arrived She promised you a life of happiness and comfort
>She said that you were now under her care and you will never suffer again for as long as you lived
>You were filled with sadness
>The old fox becomes confused and worried, asking you What's wrong
>You tell her that she shouldn't lie like that
>You say that if she wanted to kill you, you wouldn't resist
>You are the sacrifice after all
>You ask her to skip the sweetened words that become false hopes
>The old fox is horrified
>She isn't lying she pleads
>She really wants you to be happy
>For as long as I live, you retort chuckling
>The fox is shakes as she understands what you mean
>That's not... she tries to plead, but a knot chockes her throat
>She wants to comfort you, to hold you in her arms and promise a bright future, but she is frozen in place
>She is afraid to touch you, like if you would shatter at their slightlest graze.
>She wants you to be happy, the words are spoken so softly not even herself can listen to them
>You just lie there, gaze lowered and unfocused
>You don't entertain her words
>You don't want to hold expectations
>You hear the noise of the steps one after the other, each slowly becoming closer
>She was scarred of you
>You didn't look at her, but in the corner of your eye you saw the shacking of her hands
>whispered sounds that couldn't become words, sounded sorrowful around you
>You felt a slight touch on your skin
>She didn't recoil when she made contact, but was afraid to firmly holding you
>She feared you would be a mirage that would disappear as she truly grasped you
>Both of you stood there
>time passed, but neither dared to make a move
>Neither spoke a word
>Neither dared to look the other in the eyes
>The connection of gazes threatening to end the world for both of you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Everyday, I warm up more and more to the idea of having a dormouse wife. They're just too comfy and adorable to resist. And apparently, they've got a sweet taste of molasses (like brown sugar). The kisses and cunnilingus would be divine. They probably have sweet, sugary breath too, even first thing in the morning. Lastly, I have a strong urge to protect dormice. Even though they monsters and are stronger than your average human, they look so helpless. I just wanna protect them and their smiles!

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>>36242519
I really like this snaek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36242519
Never believe a monster when they say they aren't a pervert. They are all huge perverts. Some are just better at hiding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36242519
I don't like that her snake body near her hips is so thin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243240
Probably because she's not a snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241626
What is this Automaton trying to tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243169
obviously you just need to out pervert a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243169
You take that back, vampires are pure. Pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243282
Then what is she

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243282
Monster fashion is so dumb, us men don't walk around with the word Human printed on our clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

Does kiki tail count as fluffy tail?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck robo cops, they'll ticket you for going 1 over

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243348
My friend Andrew Manson wears a shirt with the word "Human" all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243302
That you either willingly breed her in that position, or she's going to use said position and her 200kg of weight to pin you against the wall and force you to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243456
That's a fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243473
Yes but don't tell her that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243564
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243596
You just had to come back for the Crushinator, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243596
Whatever happens now it's your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243640
>>36243667
I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36242778
I do too

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243169
No way, my salamander trainer can't be a perv

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243931
Anon, let's be serious. She rubs herself off on the grip of your weapon when you're not looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243951
she says that's for good luck

[Anonymous No.]

Need more snek hugs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36241156
They told me don't go walking slow, the devils's on the loose. Better RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE, DON'T LOOK BACK YOU SEE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244197
It ain't me
It ain't me
I ain't no jabberwock's son

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244197
el diablo, hay un cura pa eso, mi verga adentro de su culo

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244197
Mios dio! La gata es muy peligroso!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244387
peligrosa, es una gata

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236076
Run towards the hellhound and embrace her. Tell her you could never be afraid of someone as sweet as she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244445
I want to run into a hellhound's arms, tell her that the world is scary, and beg her to protect me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244419
pero esto gatas te chupan hasta darje seco, y ni te dan ni un segundo de descanso

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243169
There’s no way sister Agatha is a pervert! She’s a devout follower of the chief god!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244481
where has she touched you? has she touched you below the belt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244481
A monk like me falling for a nun is one of life's great tragedies. We wish to be together but have already promised our lives to the church. The head of my order says that the painful, lonely nights are proof of my devotion to the chief god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244537
fuck the church and fuck the pope, make your own religious sect

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244537
God wants you to handle snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244537
You two should just run away and join the Church of Eros! You two can still be as religious as possible while fucking each other’s brains out on the daily! It’s a win-win situation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244537
is she an old spinster who is no fun allowed type person

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244594
No she is a (literal) angel there to inspire Anon into pushing for some much needed ecclesiastical reform. The monk and his angel will work to ensure that all nuns find husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36244537
I got 99 problems and the church is all of them

[Anonymous No.]

why do I have a mouth for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245099
For worshipping Cheshire ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245099
Deep, sloppy kisses

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245139
This isn't fair on hard-working adventurers, they need new loot to get stronger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245177
She's just keeping the loot safe in a pocket dimension, she never intended to steal sir anons loot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245177
You just need to reach inside and grab it, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245218
What would grabbing a butt give me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245177
Human adventurers need to team up with high level monsters who will carry them through the dungeons. I did it and I have no complaints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243282
No, that is a snake. What you posted is a different character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245225
No anon, I said inside

[Anonymous No.]

>Ugly
>Acne and oily skin
>Small dick
>Fat
>mental ilness retard
>Stinky even if you take a bath everyday
>Dumb and slowly at studying
>Always gets defeating by girls in combat training
>Have a good grades in seducing endurance training, but only because nobody wants you
>Only thoughts that you literally can't betray your goddess by having sex with monsters makes you happy and saves from suicide
>Well, she doesn't care about it anyway
>Enjoy your isekai paradise

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245263
>you find an entire halberd inside her ass, a whole set of armour, some potions, and three books about magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245263
like inside the box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245282
>"Ahhhhnnnn~"
>Can you please stop making those lewd sounds, I just want the loot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245282
Hot dog down the grand canyon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245304
>tfw your arm smells like Cheshire asshole for a week no matter how much you wash
>you also had to go to a cancer to clean off all the equipment you got as well, and you can still smell the Cheshire on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36243640
>>36243667
AIEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245333
trips confrim that cheshire's ass is a pocket dimension that they call pull out whatever they want from there

[Anonymous No.]

post sexy ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder kots are extremely trustworthy and will protect you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245682
Kots know (You) are in constant danger and will protect you during the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245543
Ghosts are for breeding.
Unlife should bring new life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245863
t. Perverted Ghost that waltz around bottomless eternally dragging and raping her husband around

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245890
>tfw ywn be tricked into going into a lewd house of horrors as a lad

[Anonymous No.]

>>35673056
On an unaccessible lighthouse somewhere on the Atlantic coast of Europe. She's lonely but attracted to the automated flashing light

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245890
I preffer ghosts that are only visible to her husband and stealth fucks him in public where ever they can get away with it.

Good luck trying to work when you're getting a ghost blowjob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36242778
i agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246014
woo woo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245890
Bottoms are overrated.
They make access difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246086
>>36246086
I wear no clothes at home with my wife

[Anonymous No.]

How come my mom always tells me to watch out for those flat assed, throne sitting, anubis pussy munching spray tanned cunts, why doesn't she just say pharaoh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246097
Since your dick is stuck inside her 24/7 she counts as clothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245978
Oh no! If you dodge the axe, you'll still get KO'd by the massive milkers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246179
bob and weave, don't let the milk get ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246186
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in massi- f-FUWAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246237
now, which head was this anon was using to bob and weave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246155
That snek is thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246155
>>36246155
sorry, fat grape milkers was all I got from that

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246155
just show her your sphinx gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246155
>have Apophis momster
>somehow you’re not wrapped in her coils being her “good boy” forever and ever and ever and ever and…

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246284
fuck, how do I get one?

[Anonymous No.]

>adopted by a papillon
>served a salad for dinner
>push the plate away
>tell her she's not my real mom
She seemed upset before but as soon as I said that she just started grinning at me. How do I fix this? I don't want her to hate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246155
/an/ here, did you know king cobras are the most maternal snakes? The mother will construct a nest and watch over the eggs until they hatch, most snakes don't do that. It would be safe to assume Lamia would rear their children entirely from birth to adulthood like a human, but what implications does this have on Grapes? Does this make them twice as mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246349
oh shit, you just activated her trap card, smother

[Anonymous No.]

>get mentioned by name in thread
>the anon called me his favorite writefag
>it was last month
I should just visit here more often so I don't miss this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246383
helicopter mom that is very strict and will make you study

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246400
but who are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246013
>>36246400
Catching up on stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna bully a lizardman for losing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246419
Nobody relevant. Haven't written for here for like 5 years. Been working on some MG-related stuff ever since, but only just now getting some traction because I was creatively mislead several times.

I also have a new computer and need some harpies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246402
>Become friends with daughter of the Pharaoh
>Grape mom isn't even mad, she just wants to make sure you'll be safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246400
personally i dont know how to handle praise,
its oddly uncomfortable for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246516
... Niebelfader?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246548
100% agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246548
Same. I always feel like the reader might have just sped past all the flaws of my writing. The stories I posted here years ago still have typos in my pastebin.

>>36246563
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246563
>That fucking dragon getting cucked by harpies

[Anonymous No.]

Somewhere in MG-revised mythology, is a man called Prometheus, who for the crime of bringing fire to humanity, spends an eternity being bullied by an especially mean Eagle Harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246608
personally speaking i don't mind flaws if they're not too glaring. i'm not looking for perfection or high art, i like seeing ideas executed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246657
Crime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246657
kumiho be getting jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246657
irc in greek mythology harpies were specifically created just to poop on some guys food.

[Anonymous No.]

Succs are completely thrustworthy

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ohh! I bet monstergirls be more powerful and greater if they become Dark Souls-tier type of beings"
>"Guys! What if monstergirls, but they start getting more Dark Souls characteristics!? The female on male rapes will be glorious!"

No, wrong. It is the Order who might become or evolve to be Dark Souls-tier or have Dark Souls characteristics. The Order Knights and Paladins who you all mock and joke about being whimps and skinny twinks and cute boys who fall to Monstergirl pussy. Will become/evolve into the hard-to-kill no-joke serious business boss battles who are ten feet tall, clad in full magically enhanced plate armor, and big weapons. Even the Order Men-at-arms and standard infantry will become those difficult Dark Souls enemy NPCs. So be careful what you say, friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246679
Ignis-chan belongs to those fire worshippers in Persia.

[Anonymous No.]

6700
again, no asked for you. GO back

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246700
>>36246762
How about sharing us some tips, tricks and strategies or cheesing on how to best the Order Bosses?

I'm getting sick and tired of mamono gamer girls mocking me to "Git Gud". That phrase has lost all original meaning thanks to Mamono gamer girls using that phrase to anyone they don't like!

[Anonymous No.]

Help I only attract small spider cows, but I want to attract big spider cows how do I fix this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246806
get out sabbath town

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246628
>>
I like harpies a lot, but that's just mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246806
Go hiking on various mountains and check out its caves. Rinse and repeat until you find a beeg ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246806
learn the ushi dance then go find ushis

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246762
>GO back
to the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246865
que? no se ingles

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246865
She looks hefty

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246865
>I won't lie, some of you might be leaving with Undead waifus, but I promise you, I will be there at each of your weddings in the Garden of Morr, for marriage is a most holy and sanctimonious affair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246865
i'm not all that attracted to creeping coin. she got nice shoes and i like her smile but that's about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246865
>You will never be ambushed by the same Creeping Coin in every dungeon you explore.
>Always fall for the pile of gold trick without fail.
>Always gives you a handful of gold coins after sex, like you're some kind of male prostitute.
Stupid smug coin slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246865
i want a loli coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246967
How does she get to the dungeon before me, solve all the puzzles, then relock the puzzle doors, and convince the boss to let her hang out in her treasure room?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247328
The power of money
Ohohohoho~

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247328
Special door just for mamono that lets them skip everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246865
I like shiny things

[Anonymous No.]

does the mge world obey the laws of physics?
like are the stars in their sky just giant nucleur reactors like in our world or is it like elder scrolls where the stars are just rips in dimensions?

[Anonymous No.]

100% honest foxes.
No tricks to be had here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247515
No, everything is cheshire ass. The sun is a yellow painted cheshire ass. The moon is just a cheshire mooning you. And most importantly that pillow you're sleeping on is cheshire ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247571
so atoms are extremely small cheshire asses?

[Anonymous No.]

so what is the best job in mgc

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247686
Whatever you enjoy doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246548
I usually only react to negative feedback while leads to self destructive loathing and lashing out. Played a major reason in taking a sabbatical from writing for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.]

is the area where the human and monster parts transition considered lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna find the oldest lilim and fuck her so hard we have a son!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247686
Househusband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247785
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247917
I do

[Anonymous No.]

rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247930
as do I

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247943
how many people who post nazrin have actually played undefined fantastic object?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247829
Lilims are nerds who are incapable of finding a husband. No man likes girls who are as dorky, unattractive and stinky as lilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247990
cosmic mind is pretty neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247990
>Implying people play 2hu
The secondary base is quite big.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36248144
Remember that you have found a good wife if she greats you like this when you get home.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes a ditz isn't a ditz.
Who knows what truly goes on within the mind of the hobgob?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder age is just a number

[Anonymous No.]

>>36248336
and jail is just a place, unless you are a member of the Sabbath, then don't worry they will break you out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36248336
>that evil smirk at the bottom
evil small dog is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>36240801
BREED
or at least, vigorously make love to

[Anonymous No.]

You're not going anywhere!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go touch the hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>36248997
>clipped tail
such barbarity

[Anonymous No.]

How do monsters react to seeing a man treating women like shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36248144
PUTA

[Anonymous No.]

>>36249016
Rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>sweater autist is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>36248158
>greats

[Anonymous No.]

I really wish KC would introduce different subspecies of kobolds like husky kobolds in his game

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236967
It's more scared of you than you are of it, didn't you see Monsters Inc.?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36249210
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

[Anonymous No.]

How can danuki ever compete?

[Anonymous No.]

"mad" backwards is "dam" as in "damn losing all my sanity to tits is so worth it"

[Anonymous No.]

choco kikis are the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>36249277
Mindflayer backwards is anonbrainfeelgood

[Anonymous No.]

>>36249308
yes...
flayer good...
love flayer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36249277
>flayer finally corners anon
>sticks her tentacle in his ear to begin the process
>finds that anon finds her super cute and wants to take her out on dates
>"confused flayer sounds"
how do flayers deal with anons who are already "under their control"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36249308
>no octo mage teacher that gives you suction cup hickeys when you do good

[Anonymous No.]

>>36249469
>anon doesn't remember so he can't explain how he gets the marks on his neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>36249277
Never cared much about mindflayers but this image does things to me.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a reminder that Jinko's are nothing more than regular old CATS. No more or less than something like a werecat or ocolomeh.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you mine bitcoins on automatons? What is their hashrate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36246865
L O D S O F E M O N E

[Anonymous No.]

>>36248896
Seaport is for consentual

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250180
What's that spell?

[Anonymous No.]

What's one monster girl that you'd like to have a one-night-stand with, no strings attached, no commitment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36245682
You better sauce me nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250226
Loadsamoney, probly

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250227
None. I am a traditional man who wants a woman who will take responsibility. Why would somebody buy the cow if I give away the milk for free?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250227
Zero, wife or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250288
>>36250290
Y'all are lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250214
Seaport is the kind of big girl that can be described as a "dainty flower." Would snuggle whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250302
I'm no whore Anon, that doesn't make me "lame".

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250313
Glad we have an artist who understands that

[Anonymous No.]

mirko in every thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250557
It's not like you could tell her no

[Anonymous No.]

Working out with Manti-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251108
But I'm weak as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251108
but I'm a complete social artist and would never go any where near a gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251308
She'll help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251335
Nothing's stopping you from working out at home. I'm sure she'd love to go jogging with you outside, too!

[Anonymous No.]

How do predatory monster girls respond with men who seek them out? It would be like a zebra trying to seek out lion. Are they confused? Excited at someone wanting to be with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36249889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB2pLFcEJW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tot0y9oQWmUshr8n

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251558
I think most, like hell hounds or
Ushi-Oni would be very happy to have someone love them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251602
just get a cheetah and save the pitch shifting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tmCIsSpvC8

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236016
Real question now is can she run Metro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251558
It's a big ego boost to have opposite sex come to you when you're the one normally doing the first move.
It would be cute if an Amazoness found a guy eager to be a househusband for her.

[Anonymous No.]

This smug purple cat comes up to you and steals your lunch. What do you do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252131
>It would be cute if an Amazoness found a guy eager to be a househusband for her.
Do you think they would get slightly disappointed that they didn't have to go on a manhunt like all her sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252172
It can be both. She finds a dude on a raid, he realizes what's going on and jumps in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36236011
Since it's an ancient technology automaton thread pic, I drew my favorite obscure automaton!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252170
>yell at her
>grab arm
>reacquire food
its my food, she can get her own or she could have just asked for some

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252170
Cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251705
she can. the question is now, can you plug her into a tv?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252170
Rape her obviously I gotta get back at her somehow and bad cats get the dick

[Anonymous No.]

cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252575
Those things are just obscene
I want to be made by her to suck on them until I develop a complete dependency on her delicious fatty kitty titty milky and can't go on without having my face constantly stuffed info tits almost unable to breathe with buying but the smell of her fat tit sweat to sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252733
With nothing but*
It's 5am fuck

[Anonymous No.]

well

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252744
Taking my wife on a date, out of the way fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252170
Whip out the spray bottle

purple kot BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252170
Jokes on her I laced my lunch with catnip, these dumb cat bullies will never bother me again after this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252835
>anon inadvertently becomes a 'nip dealer

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252744
I'm late for my sabbath meeting, excuse me

[Anonymous No.]

>Please masturbate where the telescreen can see you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252869
wouldn't mind bringing this inconspicuous package with you would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250214
but I want to be tied up

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252764
>man with greenworm wife calling a monster a "fat ass"

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253043
In the most respectable way possible, the ass is indeed fat. Monster girls would understand that as a compliment

[Anonymous No.]

>>36247571
>and then Anon was Cheshire ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252898
why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253098
They want to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253117
who are they? and why do they want to watch?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253139
The members of the Civil Protection assigned to monitor you.
They are bored.

[Anonymous No.]

someone make a better thread when this one is bumped off

[Anonymous No.]

Need some FAT tail in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253350
>that big meaty thump

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251558
I want to make my dark elf mistress happy by seeking her out and showing that I already know my place. Which is being her pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36250254
https://nhentai.net/g/370427/

[Anonymous No.]

>>36251651
Jinkos are strong and full of muscle, they will tackle you when you turn your back to show off her strength
Cheetahs are frail and vulnerable, they suffer anxiety because they need to always be alert because one injury could kill them, they can run and nothing more, thats why they need a stress relief dog to calm them down or a husband they can glue themselves with. Cheetah girls cant relax without you around them to assure them they are safe and loved and noone is going to hurt them, and when you do that they melt in your hands like you were a drug they couldnt live without.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253339
Will do if I'm online at the time, but not calling the shots in case I'm not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253356
Imagine being able to hug on to that big meaty tail or have it draped over your shoulder while you plap the shit out of your dragon wife from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>36252212
Who is she?

[Anonymous No.]

The second part of he does it for free is here, it's not very long - but I wanted to wrap things up with a short sex scene.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33207841/chapters/83159485

Mods are fags and range-blocked my IP so I can't post a baphomet image with it. Sad, many such cases etc.gtwp8

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253750
Thank you for the writing but what did you do wrong young man

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253750
Ah, that sucks, the same thing just happened to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253794
Nothing that I can think of, oddly I am allowed to post images on other boards still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253845
Hey same thing happened to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253750
fuck mods, but I like the story

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253750
My home internet got range banned for image posting too, but only for /jp/. Strange things happening lately

[Anonymous No.]

I can't post images either but if I switch to chromium/chrome it works (I use firefox normally).

[Anonymous No.]

>>36254155
My default is Firefox too, I'll give Chrome a try when I can, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>36254155
Fascinating you say that. I’ve noticed as well my PC’s wasn’t working yet the phone on the same exact wifi was. My bowser IS firefox too.
How or why firefox in particular was blocked is just weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, psst, all you guys that the mods image banned. I know a program that can fix things...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253616
A Geteit Chemosit from the Viriconium series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36254359
Alright let me che-
AIEEEE THERE IS A TENTACLE SUCKING MY DI-
AIEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Anon!
>Fluffs you up, then runs away giggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>36254423
I am going to take her acorn and not give it back until she apologizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36254359
The only thing that happened after I ran it was a smug laugh played from my speakers. That's funny I guess, but does anyone kn

[Anonymous No.]

>>36253350
I want to pull her tail and slap her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>36254510
Lost to the shog. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36254456
The acorns have her scent, but they aren't fluffy at all. You'll be left wanting.
>Fills your pillow case with acorns
>Jumps out of the closet, leaps over you and out the window, giggling as you get a faceful of mofu in passing