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3622923 No.3622923 [Reply] [Original]

i have a plan. i will actually only like 2d so 3d girls get jealous and then she'll come back to me.

>> No.3622928

Once you go 2d, you never go back.

>> No.3622931

>>3622928
i've gone back and forth but this is premeditated

>> No.3622933

/jp/ - Just Plans

>> No.3622943

I don't think it works that way.

>> No.3622950

>>3622943
Yeah? Well how many 3D girls have you known, huh? Can you name even one? doubt u can

>> No.3622956

Only handsome males can be tsundere.

>> No.3622960

>>3622950

I go to school, of course I know 3D girls. Not naming any because I don't want you to stalk them, and I know at least one lurks /jp/.

>> No.3622967

1. Find a girl that looks like your 2D waifu
2. Tell her all about your waifu
3. Become a hypnotist
4. Hypnotize her to act like your 2D waifu
5. ???
6. Your 2D waifu is now 3D

>> No.3622985

>>3622967
Assuming the girl doesn't get a restraining order against you after step 2, sure.

>> No.3622992

>>3622985

I suggest that he just skip straight to the hypnosis part.

You don't hypnotize people by being a negative shut-in social retard, though. I believe Mr. Ross Jeffries went into this in detail, so I shan't do so.

>> No.3622998

>>3622967
The first step is impossible. Great plan.

>> No.3623006

>>3622998

Oho, you really think so...?

>> No.3623016

>>3622967
If I knew how my waifu acted, I'd never leave my imagination.

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