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What does Patchouli do when the library closes?

>> No.3615455

Read

>> No.3615468

ride me bareback till the libary opens again

>> No.3615481

It's never open because it's a private library and Patchy is just a NEET that Remilia lets squat there.

>> No.3615471

Sleep

>> No.3615507

When Sakuya dies, Patchy is going to lose a couple hundred square feet of library.

>> No.3615515

Who's smarter? Patchouli or Keine?

>> No.3615525

>>3615507
Nah, Sakuya doesn't do anything to the library as the books are more than capable of warping space by themselves.

>> No.3615535

Masturbate.

>> No.3615561

That bedtop sport for indoor types, apparently.

>> No.3615567 [DELETED] 
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3615567

1. Open this image.
2. Save it as 4chan.cmd
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

aJJktS6

>> No.3615586 [DELETED] 
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3615586

1. Open this image.
2. Save it as 4chan.cmd
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

BzlIn

>> No.3615596

Schlick

>> No.3615609

How does she get newer books?

>> No.3615625

>>3615609

Get them gapped in.

>> No.3615665

I bet Patchouli has books that are like "the complete works of (insert author)" that are enchanted to auto-update themselves every time that author releases a new book.

>> No.3615678

>>3615665
That would be fucking awesome.

>> No.3615706

Have lesbian sex with Remi.

>> No.3615728 [DELETED] 
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3615728

1. Open this image.
2. Save it as 4chan.cmd
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

gkdjr

>> No.3615723

She many of the books in the library because she ran out of materials a long time ago.

>> No.3615735 [DELETED] 
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3615735

1. Open this image.
2. Save it as 4chan.cmd
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

JUk6a

>> No.3615742

>>3615665
That would be so sad when she starts re-reading her favorite author's collection and realizes that it hasn't been updated in 10 years.

>> No.3615761

8 AM: Wake up
8 AM - 12 AM: Read
12 AM - 2 AM: Read some more
2 PM - 2:30 PM: Tea with Remi
2:30 PM - 9 PM: Read
9 PM - 10 PM: Sex with Remi
10 PM: Sleep

>> No.3615763

>>3615742
And then ask Yukari to pull some gap magic to figure out what happened to him and figure out that he died.

>> No.3615769

>>3615763
Resulting in Terry Pratchett getting gapped to Gensokyo.

>> No.3615776

>>3615761
That's a pretty short day.

>> No.3615786

>>3615761
You forgot sex with Koakuma.

>> No.3615794

>>3615769
God no, that would suck. Discworld should be kept far far away from Gensokyo.

>> No.3615812

>>3615761
>9 PM - 10 PM: Bedtime sports for indoor types

fixed

>> No.3615811

>>3615786

Not the same thing. Since ZUN just goes along with the fans on things like this, she's a Succubus. So she probably just does it to survive, which makes it like marital sex after some 100 years.

>> No.3615810

>>3615769
I hope Yukari can cure his Alzheimer's.

>> No.3615828

>>3615811
Pretty lame succubus if she can't even switch off the drain life thing.

>> No.3615830

BOOKSLUT

>> No.3615836

>>3615761
she doesn't eat?

>> No.3615840

>>3615794
But think of the Susan/Komachi yuri.

>> No.3615853

>>3615840
Susan already has a boyfriend.

>> No.3615889

>>3615840
I'd rather think of things like Reimu learning headology and suddenly getting donations.

>> No.3615953

>>3615836
She eats during tea with remi.

>> No.3616184

>>3615836
she snacks during reading time, marisa hates dumping crumbs out of the books she borrows

>> No.3616204
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3616204

She gets dressed and goes out to enjoy the nightlife.
Alternatively she goes to bed and probably gets preyed upon. Anemic person living with vampires, gee I wonder why she's anemic.

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