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Anonymous Mon Oct 26 18:54:50 2009 No.3614850 [Reply] [Original]

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 18:54:50 2009 No.3614855 Hooray!

>>	KORENANI !wKwckPAFGE Mon Oct 26 18:55:50 2009 No.3614860 i love spam period

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 18:56:50 2009 No.3614863 How do you know he's japanese?

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Mon Oct 26 18:57:50 2009 No.3614868 suigining

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 18:58:50 2009 No.3614874 >>3614863 >>3614863 >he's IT'S IT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 18:58:50 2009 No.3614876 >>3614863 I am a Japanese bird myself and I can tell that is a Japanese bird for sure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:09:50 2009 No.3614916 finally the real bird's here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:31:50 2009 No.3615046 File: 88 KB, 800x600, Kenshin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Uesuging

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:32:50 2009 No.3615055 File: 19 KB, 221x320, yuugi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuging

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:35:17 2009 No.3615069 1. Open this image. 2. Save it as bird.exe 3. Open the file you saved. 4. ??? 5. Cook spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:35:50 2009 No.3615068 File: 157 KB, 800x600, japanese_bird_cooking_with_gas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:36:50 2009 No.3615072 File: 11 KB, 251x189, japanese_bird_singing_la_divina_tragedia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:36:50 2009 No.3615073 File: 495 KB, 985x830, Finishedwithouthatshadow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sippin'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:37:50 2009 No.3615082 File: 239 KB, 700x658, 1254342801786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Farting

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:42:50 2009 No.3615111 File: 450 KB, 850x1234, remilia_728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shading

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:42:50 2009 No.3615110 File: 113 KB, 416x599, 1166690654006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] farts you say?

>>	Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk Mon Oct 26 19:45:50 2009 No.3615118 sudoing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:46:50 2009 No.3615125 anoning

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:52:50 2009 No.3615163 anoning

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:54:17 2009 No.3615171 File: 11 KB, 80x366, 1253977131599.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. Open this image. 2. Save it as 4chan.cmd 3. Open the file you saved. 4. ??? 5. Shit bricks. 2wWBc

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:55:50 2009 No.3615178 File: 26 KB, 411x376, Kinzo yOu tO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kinzoing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:59:50 2009 No.3615199 File: 123 KB, 769x534, 1166667451277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Huzzah!

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Oct 26 20:02:50 2009 No.3615213

Japanese Bird waited. The stove before him bubbled and smoked out of the air. There was pasta in the pot. He didn't taste it, but had expected it to be done by now. His warnings to Chef Boyardee were not listenend to and now it was too stale. Far too stale for now, anyway.

Japanese Bird was a busboy for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the chefs and he said to dad "I want to cook like them daddy."
Dad said "No! You will OVERCOOK THE NOODLES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the kitchen base of the UAC he knew there was pasta.
"This is Chef" the radio crackered. "You must cook the pasta!"
So Japanese bird gotted his slotted spoon and stirred in some basil.
"HE GOING TO COOK US" said the pasta
"I will spill on him" said the boiling pot and he splashed. John seasoned at him and tried to cool him off. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to cook.
"No! I must cook the pasta" he shouted
The radio said "No, Japanese bird. You are the pasta"
And then John was spaghetti.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Mon Oct 26 20:04:50 2009 No.3615225 File: 10 KB, 381x262, yakysoba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3615213

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl Mon Oct 26 20:06:50 2009 No.3615235 >>3615225 100% original bro, just cooked that up. and fuck forgot to change the last "john"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:10:50 2009 No.3615251 >>3615235 I see what you did there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:12:50 2009 No.3615268 File: 121 KB, 392x563, 3db4ec0ae3a769e16912855d297863de.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3615251 you left out your sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:13:50 2009 No.3615274 >>3615235 Good job.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:14:17 2009 No.3615287 File: 11 KB, 108x338, 1256494232578.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. Open this image. 2. Save it as 4chan.cmd 3. Open the file you saved. 4. ??? 5. Shit bricks. b1nCT

>>	Comrade General Mon Oct 26 20:15:50 2009 No.3615289 File: 86 KB, 300x421, lemiring.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remiling

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