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Japan is gay.

Samurai are gay

Vikings could kick the shit out of Samurai

DIscuss

>> No.3614491

Vikings could kick the shit out of any countries current military force.

>> No.3614495

Shiki can kill samurai and vikings

>> No.3614499

Vikings were pussies who relied on scare tactics
Just like Nazis

>> No.3614496

Shaolin Monks

/thread

>> No.3614502

Deadly Warriors said otherwise.

>> No.3614512
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>>3614495
BUT CAN HE DEFEAT THE REDCOATS

>> No.3614520
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Don't fuck with the Vikings.

>> No.3614530

>>3614512
AW FUCK! IS THAT A STRAIGHT LINE OF DUDES WITH NO DEFENSE?

Anyone would be done for if that showed up!

>> No.3614535

>>3614502

Only 'cause Samurai were Archers before they were Swordsmen.

As anyone who knows anything about warfare, the guy who can drop you from 50 yards when you only have a 5-foot radius of death is going to win ridiculously hardcore.

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modern day Viking squad inside the Icelandic navy helicopter

>> No.3614544

In before Spartans

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1. Open this image@.
2. Save it a"s 4chan.cmd
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. _Shit bri3cks7.

ttxMs

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1. Open this image.
2. Save it as 4chan.cmd
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

bTzRR

>> No.3614562

>>3614544
Spartans are shit.
They are just hyped up the fuck because they fought against the Persians who rellied on slave soldiers with little to no training, while spartans were trained since birth.

>> No.3614650

>>3614562
>They are just hyped up the fuck because they fought against the Persians who rellied on slave soldiers with little to no training, while spartans were trained since birth.

> while spartans were trained since birth.

you just failed

>> No.3614658

>>3614562
Spartans are not a sole big nation that fought against the whole Persian empire.
They were hyped as the strongest infantry way before that.

>> No.3614675

>>3614650
The point was:
Trained soldiers VS unskilled slaves, will lead to slaughter for the slave side.
It's not because the Spartans were "AWESOMEUBERLEET" soldiers, it's because they were trained (Just like every other army) and the slaves were not.

>> No.3614698

>>3614658
Yes I know. (Something they were not).
I'm just coming out as a troll here, now that I review my posts.

But anyways: there is no proof that they (or any other) were the strongest around.
This debate is futile.

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>> No.3615524

>>3614698
At that age, they did have the strongest infantry in Greece..
And at that time period, the whole world that matters is pretty much Greece in a sense(not really, actually).
Plus, their upbringing and regime can hardly do anything else but produce tough sons of bitches.
Of course, one lone county cannot hope to always win with their infantry (Athens naval forces buttraped them every now and then)

>> No.3615536

>>3614485
Vikings could not sail to Japan.

>> No.3615550

>>3614485
>Vikings could kick the shit out of Samurai
Very true, if there are no refs involved, that is...

>> No.3615562

>>3614698
>But anyways: there is no proof that they (or any other) were the strongest around.
>lmgtfy.com/?q=greek+city+state+wars

the spartans were recognised as the best phalanx in Greece before they got trashed by the Thebans and later Athens

also Vikings were opportunistic raiders, traders foremost then fighters, as soon as people got their shit together they were smashed and was never a threat again

>> No.3615573

>>3615536

and the samurai couldn't sail period.

>> No.3615582

>>3615562
more like: they became christians and the crusades started

>> No.3615585

you guys should really start watching Deadliest Warriors. I think those guys are already played out.

>> No.3615589

But Vikings don't have Katanah

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>>3615589
they've got ponies instead

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1. Open thimage.
2. Save it a 4chan.cmd
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4.?
5 Shitrick.

SdByv

>> No.3615635

>>3615582
bullshit

stamford bridge - the english led by harold the saxon crushed the norsemen

the slavs in russia shook off the norse hegemony, but then later ask for it back (WTF RUSSKIES)

byzantium didn't give a shit about the norse at this time either, although they still did hire some as mercenaries, then again the varangians had englishmen and germans as well

>> No.3615666

>>3615585

Deadliest Warrior is the dumbest thing ever. It's amusing to watch but I still don't know how they are still airing anything after resorting to Counterstrike.

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ALLFATHER ODIN > Everyone in Gensokyo

Just saying.

>> No.3615772

Vikings would have lost the battle of maldan if that jackass didn't get over confident and let them on land. Seriously, up until that point the vikings were getting butchered by two people.

>> No.3615792

>>3615679
Depends on the setting of the All-Father Odin.

>> No.3615801

Japanese swords are specialized for slashing.
They're much more refined than knives meant for stabbing.

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