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You let Flandre use your computer one day as you go to the dentist for your yearly cleaning.

When you come back, you discover that she has deleted all of your hentai while you were out.

She has photographed herself doing every pose and action in those pictures to replace them.

What do you do?

>> No.3613303

Fap furiously.

>> No.3613305

fap

>> No.3613307

Yearly cleaning? I can't identify with this, my teeth are too shit.

>> No.3613310

rape the maids

>> No.3613312

Go back to the dentist, once a year isn't nearly enough, you disgusting pig.

>> No.3613314

>yearly
What? I have one every six months.

>> No.3613316

I'm going to fap. I'm going to fap so furiously that there will be nothing left but a mound of cum. No blood, no sweat. Just cum.

>> No.3613319
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>Katsu-kun !!F17Uym/1MLN

>> No.3613321

A man's PC is a sacred thing. I would never let anyone else use it, regardless of how moe they were.

>> No.3613323

hmmm...

Talk to her :P

Who gives a shit about porn.

>> No.3613327

I am pleased. However, it would mean that she popped her cherry without me.

>> No.3613329

>>3613323
> :P

>> No.3613331

This would be a physical impossibility. My dentist's office could be in Japan and she still wouldn't have enough time given all the porn I have. That said, assuming it were possible, I would go download more porn and ask if she wants some help finishing what she started.

>> No.3613332

Love Flan, obviously.

>> No.3613334

>>3613303
>>3613305
>>3613316

DUUUUUUUUUUUH

After this, ask her to do thoses poses again

>> No.3613338

>>3613327
And gangraped by countless mysterious men without faces.

>> No.3613341

...I have to say fap... for 300

>> No.3613342

Take it out,begin to fap furiously and hope she asks if she can help.

>> No.3613345

Torrent it immediately.

>> No.3613348

Ask for a real-life replay.

>> No.3613351

I go to the dentist twice a year, reported.

>> No.3613352
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3613352

But I don't have a hentai folder, I don't even have hentai pictures on my computer. I DO have a loli folder though and a lot of those are ecchi (mostly panty shots), so could she just pose as those instead?

>> No.3613355

suck her futa cock while fingering her, then cuddle with her.

>> No.3613357

I try to get her to tell me why she would do such a thing. That kind of activity is not normal for children and I would be concerned for her.

In b4 she's over 495 years old.

>> No.3613359

Congratulate her computer prowess on even finding my porn/hentai on my comp. It's so well hidden, even I forget where it's stored sometimes.

Then I'd probably kick her out for invasion of privacy and post the pics on /jp/

>> No.3613361

Make a shit roleplaying thread.

>> No.3613362

Repay her in rape dollars.

>> No.3613363
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3613363

This thread is giving me deja vu for some reason.

>> No.3613367

How did she replace my gangrape images?

>> No.3613369

>>3613323
I laugh, because Anonymous would not know a damn thing to say after that

Walk into the kitchen "So uhh, I saw what you did on my computer"

>> No.3613370

I complement her photography skills for having reproduced 371GB worth of porn in a little over an hour.

>> No.3613372

>>3613323
>>3613357
Faggots

>> No.3613376

Slap that bitch and change all my passwords. No telling what else she did to my computer while snooping around like that.

>> No.3613377

How has she replicated all the penises from the various gangrape doujins?

>> No.3613378

Ask her where Sakuya is hiding.

She couldn't have done all of that in one trip to a dentists office.

>> No.3613381

>>3613370
Obviously Sakuya was around to help. Immediately begin searching for the Perfect Maid.

>> No.3613383

Praise the lord

>> No.3613385
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>>3613378
>>3613381
Sakuya-mind

>> No.3613386

>>3613376
Good point, but slapping is over the line. We want to discipline her for her actions, and live to remember it...

>> No.3613389

>>3613376
Enjoy your bad end.

>> No.3613393

I'd wonder where did she learn to use a comp?

>> No.3613396

Vomit. Oh God, why didn't I delete The Holes. She can be fixed, right? I mean, she is a vampire. She won't stay like... that?

>> No.3613401

>>3613357
Actually it's been five years since EoSD.

She's 500 this year.

>> No.3613406

>>3613393
she lives in a basement

>> No.3613407
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3613407

I want to fuck Flandre!
She is so hot!

>> No.3613408
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>>3613393
I can think of two reasons.

>> No.3613411
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3613411

Die happy.

>> No.3613415

>>3613401

Not really.

Years go a lot quicker in Gensokyo. That's why everyone says they're 5000 and such when they're actually like, 24 in earth years.

>> No.3613419

>>3613299
OH GOD FLANDRE WHY DID YOU CUT YOURSELF IN HALF?

>> No.3613422
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>>3613411

>> No.3613425

>>3613396
I lol'ed heartily.

>> No.3613428
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Flandre = best Touhou ever

>> No.3613437

>>3613401
That's why I said over 495 years old, since I couldn't remember what year EoSD came out.

>> No.3613442

>>3613396
you won't need to fix her.
she tried saya no uta after that.

>> No.3613446

>>3613411
Oh god I remember fapping to the full version of this pic. Good times.

>> No.3613450

>>3613415
Something seems wrong with this post

>> No.3613453

>>3613401
Touhous don't get older.

>> No.3613455

>>3613323
you don't belong in THIS world.
Go back to gai/a/

>> No.3613458

>>3613450
It's stupid

Stupid, right?

>> No.3613462

I pray that the sequence of events detailed in the OP one day comes to pass.

>> No.3613471

Get as far away from the possessive bitch as possible before she snaps and tries to kill me. Maybe show Reisen or someone these files, get in her good graces so I can hide out on the fucking moon where Flan can't reach me.

>> No.3613428,1 [INTERNAL] 

Average /jp/ thread.

>> No.3613476

>>3613307
why ZUN ? why ?

>> No.3613482

>>3613323
lol

>>3613299
She can go anywhere. You're really screwed if you piss her off :P

>> No.3613483

Akiha normal reaction is the most accurate

>> No.3613493

Or for Ciel Good, for that matter.

>> No.3613495

Akiha True...

MANLY BAAAAAAAAAAAAWW

>> No.3613497

WHERE'S MY AOKO ROUTE?

>> No.3613503

i liked ciel true ending, and i lolwut'd at her good ending (the one where arc steals you)

>> No.3613504

make her download everything again and delete all that flandre shit

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>> No.3613513

i'd love to see it translated.

>> No.3613518
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>>3613510
fuck yes

clannad is the best game ever

>> No.3613521
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3613521

Yosuga no Sora for the incest!!!

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>>3613510
FLANDRE SCREAMING SHOW!

>> No.3613536
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3613536

I'm H A P P Y..../jp/...

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>>3613536
Maybe you're dumb...

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>> No.3613536,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>3613428,1
Cool bump, bro!

As for the thread, I'd be very much happy if she did, since she's one of the characters I fap to most.

>> No.3613551

Rejoice

>> No.3613552

Wonder how she managed to do that in a single day.

>> No.3613552,1 [INTERNAL] 

All of my SakuyaXMeiling images and Remiass!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo.
Stupid flatchested lilo!

>> No.3613804

>>3613446
link?

>> No.3613827

Thank god I didn't save the Fatal Pulse series, Concrete Girl and Holes.

>> No.3613847

I can't fap to Touhou, so I make her put everything back.

>> No.3613855

considering the kind of hentai i have? have a mental breakdown.

>> No.3613946
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3613946

Credit where credit is due. That's a crazy efficient photo shoot.

>> No.3614063

Why isn't there more flan porn in this thread?

>> No.3614078
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>>3614063
Why question it of you're not going to contribute yourself. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

>> No.3614081

>yearly cleaning
European dental hygiene (or what passes for it) is disgusting.
Seriously, go straight back to the dentist.

>> No.3614101

I never had a dental cleaning, my teeth are always white and clean.

By the way as I discover what she has done I go fetch me a bucket. Several buckets.

>> No.3614104

I don't need hentai. I can fuck her.

>> No.3614121

>>3614104
disgusting pedophile

>> No.3614125

>>3614121

Lolicon =/= pedophile

>> No.3614134

>>3614125
>Lolicon =/= pedophile
Lolicon IS pedophile.

>> No.3614180

>>3613946
haha, you think this is impressive or noteworthy?

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>>3614125
You're a troll, right?

>> No.3614210 [DELETED] 

>>3614180
You're asking whether I find Flandre's ability to take 14,000 pictures of herself in a variety of poses and scenarios all within the time span it takes me to go to the dentists and get back?
Yeah, it does sound a little impressive.

>> No.3614214

>>3614210
You probably had a cavity or something.

>> No.3614219

>>3614180
You're asking whether I find Flandre's ability to take 14,000 pictures of herself in a variety of poses and scenarios all within the time span it takes me to go to the dentists and get back impressive?
Yeah, it does sound a little impressive.

>> No.3614221

This wouldn't be a problem, since my fap material is all work safe. They look better when they wear clothes, anyway.

>> No.3614242

This has the invalid premise that I have Flandre living with me YET have not already tried to rape her and gotten exploded into paste.

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>>3614202
Or a moralfag...

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>>3613299

So does that mean she is taking cocks in every picture?

DO NOT WANT. FLANDRE IS PURE. ONLY I CAN VIOLATE HER.

>> No.3614303

>>3613299
I would wonder how she got pregnant pictures of herself.

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