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[Anonymous No.]

Whatever you do, and I'm being 100% serious right now. I'm not fucking with you, whatever you do, no. For real. Are you listening? Look me in the eye- whatever you do, DO NOT, I can't stress this enough, DO NOT talk to, and for THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT, I can't believe I have to say this so many times, but DO NOT, NOT, NOT, NOT buy a ouija board.

Do you understand? A ouija board should not come four miles of this house. Nod that you understand what I am saying. NO oujia bored. None. In fact, you should just throw out all your board games you have now, so you don't get confused what could be considered a ouija board. Ok? Ok. I'm going to leave now, and I leave with this piece of advice- DO NOT BUY A OUIJA BOARD. Ok. Good luck.

NO BORROWING AN OUIJA BOARD EITHER

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[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the advice /x/. It's good to know that you bros are looking out for us.

[Anonymous No.]

All paranormal activity can be explained with science.

[Anonymous No.]

Weegee boards are shit.

If I made contact with a ghost I would rape it because absolute determination will produce an absolute future.

And I can guarantee, I would be absolutely determined to rape a ghost.