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You woke up one morning in Gensokyo and managed to settle down over the next few weeks. The locals are fascinated by your knowledge of modern technology and of the outside world.

Soon enough one of the immortal youkai fall in love with you. While you want to return her feelings, you feel uneasy that as a human, her eternal love for you will eventually outlast you. After you’ve returned to dust she will be left with grief forever.

What do you do?

[ ] make her your waifu anyway
[ ] push her away by pretending not to like her
[ ] find Hourai Elixir
[ ] do good deeds, earn reincarnation from Sikieiki
[ ] arrange to have Reimu kill your waifu after your death

>> No.3598348

[X] make her your waifu anyway

>> No.3598356

[x]Have debate on the nature of immortality with /jp/.

>> No.3598357
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3598357

[x] Eat her liver
>do good deeds, earn reincarnation from Sikieiki
Strictly speaking, doing good and becoming enlightened is supposed to pull you OUT of the cycle of reincarnation.
>push her away by pretending not to like her
I don't have to pretend
>arrange to have Reimu kill your waifu after your death
hurr they die then resurrect again.
>Soon enough one of the immortal youkai
Neither of them are youkai

YOUR POST IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

>> No.3598360

What's better? Reincarnation or simple immortality ?

>> No.3598361

It's possible to turn youkai by power of love, amongst other things. In Gensokyo that's pretty easy even. Go ahead with it obviously.

Akyu says pleading to Eiki is a lot of work (and is reliable on that since she does it personally. )

>> No.3598363

>The locals are fascinated by your knowledge of modern technology and of the outside world.
Fascinating.

>> No.3598369

>>3598360
Oblivion is the best option.

>> No.3598375

[x] Kill her so that she can't get lonely.

>> No.3598376

>Soon enough one of the immortal youkai fall in love with you.

I don't understand. They already love each other.

>> No.3598378

>>3598369
That may be true, after all, they can't suffer any pain if they completely forget about you.

>> No.3598379

[x]Genuflect

>> No.3598380

>>3598361

>pleading to Eiki

Don't worry, I'll just call up the Reverend Al Sharpton and he'll put that bitch to rights. He's gotten people off before in court, and I'll bet he can do it here.

>> No.3598386

>earn reincarnation

I don't think that's how samsara works

>> No.3598390

>Strictly speaking, doing good and becoming enlightened is supposed to pull you OUT of the cycle of reincarnation.

If you do bad deeds, you might reincarnate as animal or something. Doing good deeds allow you to reincarnate as human and retain your memeory.

It takes a fuck load of good deeds over many life time to escape from reincarnation completely

>> No.3598444

[X] make her your waifu anyway, arrange for Keine to erase my history when I die.

Oh, wait, I'm terrified of the idea of a relationship with anyone. Guess it's [X] push her away by pretending not to like her

>> No.3598470
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3598470

Someone translate this please?

>> No.3598486

>>3598444
More like Keine will erase you from history. On the spot.

>> No.3598498

>>3598470
It's already translated.

>> No.3598520

[x] Find Youmu

Forget youkais, where is mai half ghost waifu?

>> No.3598561

>>3598486
I thought she liked humans. Surely, she'd have some pity on me.

>> No.3598605
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>>3598561
There is a 50% chance you're stealing her lover/mentor.
The other 50% is her feeling pity on you for getting tangled up in Lunarian bullshit.
100% chance of being CAVED and erased from history.

>> No.3598640

>>3598605
Oh, shit, somehow it escaped me that the two possibilities were Mokou and Kaguya. Yeah, that makes sense now.

>> No.3598647

[x] push her away by pretending not to like her

Works for all love problems. One-solution-fits-all.

>> No.3598657

Hourai Elixir
[X] Get
[X] Drink
[X] eternal life achieved


Live together forever happy.

There, now everyone wins.

>> No.3598667

>>3598657
this is how mokou did it and this is how i'll do it

>> No.3598670

>>3598346
>immortal youkai
There's immortal youkai now? Who?

>> No.3598676

>>3598657
Enjoy constantly being kidnapped by Eirin as Mokou fights Kaguya. Now you can enjoy Kaguya's 5-foot dick every day!

>> No.3598685

[x] make her your waifu anyway

>> No.3598695
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>>3598676

Obviously we flee and train for centuries on end until we're the greatest fighter the world has ever seen.

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3598703

I like Kaguya, so can't Eirin just give me some of her life-extending drugs? That way I can spend a lot of time with my waifu and if I ever go insane from living too long then I can just ask Eirin to kill me.

>> No.3598708

>>3598703

There are no "life-extending drugs". Eirin lives forever because she's a Lunarian, and lacks the temporal impurity that causes things to fade with time.

>> No.3598715

>>3598708
>She does acknowledge that she has prolonged her life through the use of drugs

>> No.3598729

>>3598676
>Now you can enjoy Kaguya's 5-foot dick every day!
is that supposed to be bad?

>> No.3598873

>>3598708
>Suggesting that the Hourai Elixir doesn't exist

wut

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