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Gilgamesh busts down your door and snaps his fingers, gate of babylon appearing. What do you do?

[] Run
[] Trust your force, and head for the garden of madness.
[] lick his boot

>> No.3597373

[] use reality marble if available

>> No.3597374

strike a pose

>> No.3597380
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3597380

[x] strike a pose

>> No.3597381

>>3597373
The post didn't mention plot armor, attempting it, you die.

>> No.3597383

[X] Ask if he has enough swords

>> No.3597385

[x]Turn my mind into steel

>> No.3597387

[x] Wrestle him to death. If all else fails, STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE

>> No.3597389

[√] Wake up.

>> No.3597391
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3597391

>>3597374
This.

>> No.3597393

[X] Use my Noble Phantasm, Shining Finger.

>> No.3597395

[X] GENUFLECT

>> No.3597397

[x] Stop fapping to ShirouXSaber hentai on my laptop and turn my attention to him.

>> No.3597398

>>3597393
I'm not quite sure if that would have enough lov, anger, and sorrow to defeat Gilgamesh.

>> No.3597402

[x] Just as I expected! You've activated my trap card!

>> No.3597415

[] "Phantasm this!" *grabs dick*

>> No.3597419
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3597419

Hoooo?
I draw my sword.
A man who carries his truth and regrets on the tip of his tongue surely can pose no threat to me,
don't
you
think?

>> No.3597436

Ask whether he has any interesting books in there.

>> No.3597439

>>3597373
You have no reality marble.

>>3597374
>>3597380
>>3597391
Your poses do nothing but make him laugh while killing you.

>>3597383
He does.

>>3597385
Your mind survives. The rest doesn't.

>>3597387
Gilgamesh was an expert wrestler. He has you pinned in less than a minute.

>>3597389
You return back to your meaningless, dull life, with only a cat to greet you.

>>3597393
He uses his noble phantasm, burning erupting finger.

>>3597395
You are now a servant of Gilgamesh.

>>3597402
He activates seven tools of the bandit, spending 1000 lifepoints to deactivate the trap.

>>3597415
He does. You now have no penis.

>> No.3597440

>>3597419
He can pose a threat to you, king of medicine sellers.

>>3597436
He doesn't.

>> No.3597442
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3597442

FINAL FORM

>> No.3597450

Obviously reveal my true identity as Enkidu.

>> No.3597457

>>3597439
can't find my "no fun allowed" picture

>> No.3597459

>>3597442
Bad move.
Medicine Peddler can now OHKO you.

>> No.3597464
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3597464

[X] lick his boot
(*´Д`)(*´Д`)(*´Д`)

>> No.3597475

[X]Aerial dodge and grab a smash ball!

>> No.3597478
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3597478

Ho~

>> No.3597479
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3597479

>>3597459
Problem?

>> No.3597501

[x] Jump in the lake

>> No.3597513
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>>3597365
I strike a pose naked (my clothes somehow disappeared since the previous panel). I laugh and trash talk him, have a fight, then we go have a beer while getting some chicks

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