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"Oh that's it Mommm----------------------------@($*^&@#^ Kanako-sa..ma..........."

>> No.3593954

I barely noticed Suwako.

>> No.3593957

I called my teacher mom by mistake when I was in high school.
In front of my friends.

>> No.3593962

>>3593957
EVERYONE HAS DONE THIS. EVERYONE.

>> No.3593961

Ara Ara......

>> No.3593969

>>3593962
I don't know of anyone that has done that. You guys must be retards.

>> No.3593977

>>3593939
I wonder what goes across Kanako's mind at that moment...

>> No.3593978

>>3593962
Not in high school.

>> No.3593987

I did it in elementary.

>> No.3594004

Kanako would make an awesome mom.

>> No.3594005

If Kanako was my mother things would be different around here.

>> No.3594010

>>3593957

Did the same thing in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

>> No.3594012

>>3593939
Doesn't make sense, why did she call her mom. Suwako is the dad?

>> No.3594017

>>3593939
I love the expression on Suwako's hat.

>> No.3594027

>>3593957
I call random girls mom on purpose.

>> No.3594028

>>3594012
Often, kids address mother-aged women who exhibit parental traits and spend alot of time around said kids as "mom".

Often happens in elementary schools.
You just do it without thinking about it one day and get extremely embarrassed. Then you never do it again.

>> No.3594035

Where are Sanae's real parents

Oh hey mom I'm gonna go with this god lady to a secret fantasy land forever, bye

>> No.3594054

>>3594035
Kanako discovered the infant Sanae in a cardboard box in front of her shrine one day. With umbilical cord and stuff.

>> No.3594058

>>3594035
Maybe they're in the shrine and too old for that "run around shooting teenagers off the sky" business. Or dead.

>> No.3594059

>>3594035
It's Japan. Teenagers always are missing either one parent or both parents. DON'T YOU WATCH ANIME?!

>> No.3594063

I used to do this on accident with my female friends and acquaintances after my mom died... really embarrassing. I wouldn't even be thinking about her at the time. Guess I had some issues for a few years.

>> No.3594066

>>3594063
If you were a little kid you'd probably get a hug out of that.

>> No.3594071

>>3594066
We are now imagining a hug from Kanako, automatically.

>> No.3594087

>>3594071
I'm imagining catching a titanic mass of purple hair in my face

Not sure if feels good man

>> No.3594089
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>>3594087
Shrine's closed due to slut AIDS.

>> No.3594093

>>3594087
Strange I was imagining my face pressed gently against her soft breasts.

>> No.3594105

Don't we all love to embrace our head between Kanako's manifests of divinity?

>> No.3594119
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>>3594105
Yes we do!
Also Yuugi's.

>> No.3594132

>>3594093
Well I was imagining it based on my own height and I'm not 4 feet tall

>> No.3594142

>>3594119
This is what I hope to dream of tonight.

>> No.3594143

>>3594119
Can I say.... HEAVEN OR HELL?

Awwww..... Sorry that was bad. Really bad.

>> No.3594153
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3594153

Back in fifth grade, a girl accidentally called be 'dad'.
The whole class laughed.

I liked it.

>> No.3594638
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3594638

Would you like to have a drink together with mommy?

>> No.3594675
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3594675

Lack of good Kanako porn.
Pic related, this guy can't draw a good ass to save his life.

>> No.3594683

>>3594675
Fake Kanako. The real one should be more imposing and dominating. Even during sex.

>> No.3594698

>>3594035
Hey it worked for Kagome.

>> No.3594702

>>3593939
How can a virgin be a mummy?

>> No.3594713

>>3594702
Kanako has lived for thousands of years. I'm sure she must have had fun at some point.....

>> No.3594715

>>3594702
That's the power of belief for you.

If enough people believe, even a virgin can get pregnant.

>> No.3594723

It's canon that Suwako is not a virgin. Don't let her appearance deceive you..

>> No.3594719

>>3594713
Sex is fun for women?

>> No.3594721
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3594721

>>3594702

Sup faggot.

>> No.3594727

>>3594702
Get buried in the middle of an Egyptian desert...
...I'll go take my coat.

>> No.3594733

>>3594059
This. Or they're on a BUSINESS TRIP.

A VERY VERY VERY LONG BUSINESS TRIP.

>> No.3594737
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>>3594675
I still give him a B- for trying and making me smile.

>> No.3594739

>>3594733
You're talking about eroge

>> No.3594753

>>3594675
>Pic related, this guy can't draw a good face to save his life.
Fixed.

>> No.3594774

>>3594675

I hate to ask but what this Doujin called?

>> No.3594780

>>3594774
Circle Nurumaya

>> No.3594811

>>3594774
Kanako-sama Yume Mousou

What the other guy said is the circle name.

>> No.3594826

>>3594811
Sorry, misread "called" as "circle".

>> No.3594830
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>> No.3595388

Go read Through the Wind Cries.

I rather like the way this doujin portays how Sanae got to know them. It's also generally a fucking awesome doujin.

>> No.3595393

>>3595388
Does it have dicks, pussies and cum everywhere?

>> No.3595398

>>3593957
I called my teacher dad by mistake when I was in high school.
He was a bro. ;_;

>> No.3595404

>>3595393
It features a single, short, depressing rape scene with an unresponsive Suwako and a starving/dying villager who promptly dies after the rape.

>> No.3595405

>>3593939
HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>> No.3595408

>>3595404
That sounded sooooooooo confusing but hardcore. Dude. Like, totally craaaazy shit.

>> No.3595409

>>3593957

I called my teacher in high school "mom" purposely. She was like a second mother to me. She would give money to get a drink from the vending machine,she would personally walk me to the front door of the school and let me leave before everyone else among other things.

The woman spoiled me throughout my freshman year. All because I got the highest score on an essay on my first day while everyone else failed and been in that class longer than me.

I wonder where she is now.

>> No.3595422

>>3595409
Look her up and send her a card if you didn't become a failure at life.

>> No.3595427

>>3595422

I've been trying but she school closed down and I don't know where she moved to.

Also, I'm not that much of a failure. I'm going to college for photography.

>> No.3595431

>>3595427
>not that much of a failure
>photography
At least you're not a history major like me.

>> No.3595437

>>3595431
history major always got a cool story bro

>> No.3595444

Shouldn't Sanae be calling Suwako Grandma?

>> No.3595447

>>3595444
Loli grandmother.

>> No.3595449

>>3595444
"Grand" x how many times?

>> No.3595451
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>> No.3595459

>>3595449
Well "Great Great Great Great Great Grandma" doesn't sound as good.

and my great grandfather was alive briefly when I was little, and I just called him Granddad.

>> No.3595463

>>3595459
You lied to him...... YOU LIED TO HIM

>> No.3595465
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3595465

Sanae has two mommies.

>> No.3595467

>>3595463
He was like 100 years old, he probably thought I was his pet cat.

>> No.3595469

>>3595465
Which one is Mommy and which one is Daddy.jpg

>> No.3595476

>>3595469
Easy. Kanako is mom and Suwako is dad.

>> No.3595477

>>3595467
I'm reminded of my aunt who apparently wasn't well-acquantanced with cereal and would ask me why I was eating cat food once in a while.

>> No.3595478

>>3595476
>>3595469
Nonsense. They will all be "mommy" after I am done with them.

>> No.3595481

>>3595477
Maybe she was one of those people who thought a meal wasn't a meal unless it had a meat product in it?

>> No.3595532
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3595532

Flandre mistook Meiling as mommy.
I'll be honest, I HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG'd.

>> No.3595543

>>3595532
Flandre loves boobies..... HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.3595580

>>3594027
THat's actually cute. If random girls called me Dad, I wouldn't mind.

>> No.3595581

I raged. Meiling doesn't have boobies. Fact.

>> No.3595583

>>3595581
Fanon disagrees.

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3595591

>>3595583
>>3595581

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