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Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:14:00 2009 No.3593042 [Reply] [Original]

You are carousing amorously with a spunky young lass when lo, the telephone doth ring. Picking it up, you hear a dark countenance inquire "what dost thou dain to inflict upon my daughter?" You interrogate your pubescent paramour to discover the means by which he discovered your illicit tryst, but the girl astutely replies "Are you not my father, dearest otou-san?"

Then who was communicating across the telephone wires?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:15:00 2009 No.3593046 Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:15:00 2009 No.3593048 File: 82 KB, 550x650, gilgamesh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me. All women's hymens are forfeit to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:19:00 2009 No.3593058 >>3593048 But you're no longer king, so that right no longer applies. Furthermore this isn't Sumeria, nor are you my king.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:19:00 2009 No.3593059 While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:19:00 2009 No.3593063 File: 46 KB, 577x599, Ur3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3593058 Now it is. What are you going to do now, Mongrel?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:21:00 2009 No.3593070 >>3593063 As my current location is not an area with lots of sand, I'll have to deny that claim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:24:00 2009 No.3593082 File: 53 KB, 704x396, Fate stay night - 19 - Large 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3593070 You're lying. Every girl's hymen is still forfeit to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:27:00 2009 No.3593098 >>3593082 Including the ones of the orphans you ate over the years?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:28:00 2009 No.3593099 >>3593082 gb2 dead, Gilgamesh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 22 23:29:00 2009 No.3593103 File: 173 KB, 265x530, gilgamesh530.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3593098 Well I had to eat their hymens too if I ate them whole, right? >>3593099 No, u.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 00:48:00 2009 No.3593390 >>3593059 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 01:23:00 2009 No.3593542 >>you hear a dark countenance How does one hear a dark appearance?

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷAnonymous2007Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ !7AnImelIIg Fri Oct 23 01:24:00 2009 No.3593544 >>3593103 >Mongrel, u! fix'd

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 01:54:00 2009 No.3593690 >>3593542 Very surreptitiously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 01:59:00 2009 No.3593722 >>3593544 >IM A HUUUUUUUUGE FUCKING FAGGOT!

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