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3589625 No.3589625 [Reply] [Original]

You found yourself a waifu, and for a while, it was good. Sex aside, she loves how you would cuddle her every night when going to sleep, and you love the fact that you have a warm living person to hug instead of a dakimakura.

But soon, you noticed you waifu not so keen on the intimacy at night. When asked why, she complains that your snoring keeps her awake. You’ve never been aware of this problem before.

What do you do?

>> No.3589626

easy, you buy her ear plugs.

>> No.3589627

Nothing because I don't snore.

>> No.3589629

Keep her awake through gentle sexings instead of snoring.

Give up sleeping.

>> No.3589633

Nasal strip. Looks kinda funky, but you only wear it at night, so meh.

>> No.3589635

Start wondering who the third person is.

Realise that your wife isn't the one who's been stimulating your prostrate.

>> No.3589637

Get a new waifu, she's a whore who is sleeping around.

>> No.3589638

Nightly allergy medicine, helps you sleep too, win/win

>> No.3590452

[offtopic]
Op pic sauce, plz.
[/offtopic]

>> No.3590502

sew my mouth shut.

>> No.3590513

I don't snore.

>> No.3590518

Abuse drugs such as adderall and cocaine so I wouldn't need to sleep.
I'm willing to go great lengths for my waifu.

>> No.3590535

There are a few certin methods to prevent snoring.
it's not hard and if nothing work you can just sleep on your back or with a pacifier.
I think I solved this problem quite well.

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