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Cute and friendly youkai lady!

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Cute, friendly, AND deadly Youkai Lady

>> No.35857731

Another Yuuka thread! *protects balls*

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Nobody likes Yuuka!

>> No.35857799

The cheerful flower lady.

>> No.35857807

Evil! Scary! Old! Sadistic! Run away! Avoid!

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>> No.35857877

Yuuka is a good role model.

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I see my advice has protected yet more humans. No need to thank me!

>> No.35857981

yuuka has 2 threads!

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I want to wipe those tears away and make her happy

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>friendly youkai
No such thing. They're all evil!

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Yuuka is the exception

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Just what /jp/ needed! a fourth Yuuka thread!

/jp/ - Yuuka Culture!!

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Yuuka has no mercy for copycats.

>> No.35868321

I prefer the copycat desu

>> No.35869498

What makes her a good role model?

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>> No.35869508

Powerful, graceful, likes to mess with people.

>> No.35872509

Friendlier than most

>> No.35876447
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Would you help Yuuka replant her garden?

>> No.35876478

Yeah. I grew sunflowers because of Yuuka once, I'd be happy to help.

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>> No.35877710

Gardening is for girls

>> No.35877733

Gardening is for everyone.

>> No.35877856

But mostly for women

>> No.35877893

I want her to do cruel things to my testicles

>> No.35877956 [DELETED] 

Plebty of men garden.

>> No.35877967

Plenty of men garden.

>> No.35879738

I'd be scared for whoever did that

>> No.35880265

Then why do some men do it? Farming is just glorified gardening. Are farmers pansies?

>> No.35880311

Nobody is going to do cruel things to your testicles.

>> No.35880364

I'd say farming is more masculine because it can provide for one's family, gardening is mostly just a hobby for bored housewives and always has been

>> No.35880570

You can also grow food while gardening, it's not just growing flowers. Although growing flowers is fun.

>> No.35881332

Aside from that farming is also much more work as well in regards to physical labor. At least in pre-industrial eras.

>> No.35881372

Why does yuuka attract the biggest autists (besides kogasa and tenshi)

>> No.35881387


>> No.35881568

They see Yuuka as a reflection of themselves.

>> No.35881617

She doesn't really
Honestly, I can't think of any particularly autistic yuukafags on the website

>> No.35881620

And that's bad how, you ugly crossoid normaltard? It's the autists that make all the OC

>> No.35881774

You must've not been around for very long, then.

>> No.35881832

Give me an example of one

>> No.35881919

Not him but, yklvr

>> No.35885552
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How did the sunflowers turn out? I wonder if Yuuka would let you eat the seeds of her sunflowers after they wilt. Recently I dreamed of her getting mad at me for picking herbs in her meadows without permission. That dream actually unsettled me a little since the day before I had it, I went foraging for St. John's wort to put in my new batch of cyser.

Growing flowers (preferably medicinal ones) or fruit trees and keeping bees at the same time is a god-tier combination for producing god-tier mead.

>> No.35886304

The sunflowers went well for the most part, but I wasn't prepared to have to fight off countless caterpillars. I want to grow them again, and next time I'll be better prepared.

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It was birds for me. Some net around the blossom, fixed the problem for the most part.

>> No.35887393

i remember you from the second last dream thread, did you have a drink already?

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I pitched it on the 13th of July so not yet. It's gonna be drinkable in around 6 months if it finishes sweet and in about 2 years if dry. So far it smells of blooming meadows, honey and ripe apples so I guess Yuuka approves.

>> No.35888652

Am I allowed to fap to 3dpd illusion games yuuka lewds?

>> No.35888731

Post link so we could evaluate them.

>> No.35889445

is it odd i always interpret that as " hey yuuka get off your ass and go terrorize some humans instead of being stationary in your old age"

>> No.35889514


>> No.35889566

I personally interpret it as Yuuka being a genuinely peaceful person who is merely misunderstood but then again I have based the entire core of my happiness around the idea of Yuuka being the absolute perfect platonic, emotional, romantic, and sexual partner for me so take it with a grain of salt

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How are all these qualities compatible at the same time?

>> No.35891733

Sorry, not really understanding your question

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I was asking how could someone be a platonic, sexual and a romantic partner at the same time. Presumably, a different set of character qualities would be needed for each.

>> No.35897460

I don’t really think so, I love her as both a friend and as a wife. I think she would be interesting to talk to and fun to hang out with while also being loyal, great in bed and good at raising children

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Guys, I don't like the way she's looking at me.

>> No.35901433

when your friends say you had a big butt they mean it

>> No.35904642

Who knows.
calm your shit.

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>> No.35906302

I want her to torture my cock and balls

>> No.35906579
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>> No.35906612

This image continues to unsettle me. The too wide open eyes staring right into and even through you. The open mouth with its off-putting smile. All rounded off with the inhuman head tilt that would leave most necks broken, but not this creepy youkai’s.
And it looks like she’s right in front of you.

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She's just really happy that you're letting her kick your balls

>> No.35906642

Go away, please.

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a bright and intense reminder that she is not human, and that she finds your fear delicious

>> No.35907754

I never agreed to this!

D-duly noted and I’d go on to tell them I don’t want any trouble.

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Too late anon
If you ever want to have kids, you're going to have to put them in Yuuka's belly
Refuse and something goes crunch

>> No.35908049

This is sexual predation and I refuse to give in to her lustful demands. She’ll have to catch me first and my fear and adrenaline will drive me forward!

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>> No.35913271

Could you even hope to escape?

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Yes, run. You'll pop her cherry and give her half-breeds tired.

>> No.35913818

I can only imagine how terrifying this situation would be. She’d probably just stand there smiling as one tries to flee from her, giving them a head start and maybe even thinking they’re going to escape.
Only to round a corner in her flower field to find her standing with the same malicious smirk on her face, crimson colored eyes boring into yours with mounting lust before she abruptly springs forward to tackle you into the dirt. Any struggling would be for not as she quickly pins her target down and does away with any garments that would obstruct Yuuka from her goal. And once they’ve been removed, she’ll “fertilize” her “field” with their seed until she’s satisfied, any screams or cries likely going unheard and unanswered as it happens.
One almost has to wonder what she’ll do with her partner/victim afterwards...

Still, one must at least try to escape from them and if nothing else, it would make it interesting for her.

>> No.35913938

I'm nobody!

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The hunt is on.

>> No.35914277

The last thing you see before becoming a father against your will.

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>One almost has to wonder what she’ll do with her partner/victim afterwards...

Pic related

>> No.35914578

Looks like it didn’t last for too long. No surprise considering she is an apex predator.

Good ending confirmed?

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>Good ending confirmed?
I'd say yes

>> No.35914861

They didn’t plan on being a father but this looks nice enough.

>> No.35917389

I mean, if you encounter a wild Yuuka, you may as well just give up.

>> No.35919277

No. Unless you mean 3d models, in which case the answer is the same.

>> No.35919316

no, you go away, Yuuka is not for you

>> No.35919502

Quit ruining Yuuka threads, retard. Nobody thinks you're funny.

>> No.35920391

Yuuka knows you better than you do yourself.

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>> No.35927156

Imagine being found by a giant Yuuka.

>> No.35927374

That would be terrifying I definitely wouldn't want that haha

>> No.35927385

i rather she tell me to become her wife

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You can run or hide but she’ll get you in the end. And you’ll be all hers.
Let’s just hope when she does capture you she’s in a pleasant mood.

>> No.35927456

transgenderism is a mental sickness

>> No.35927600

the context is submission, tourist.

>> No.35927656

She'd keep you in her stockings, under her feet.

>> No.35927666

Youkai are more powerful than humans! You'd be the wife of any youkai you married!

>> No.35927705

Soft but utterly firm and unyielding soles pressing down upon you, an occasional playful and bullying squeeze from her toes to keep you lively as she goes about her day, your struggles helping to improve her mood.

>> No.35927753

What happens when she feels my little boner poking her sole?

>> No.35927796

Guess it depends on her mood when it happens. She’ll either feel disgusted that you’re getting off to her big sweaty feet smushing down on you and she’ll have to figure out another way to punish you for it. Or she’ll feel amused and it will encourage her to keep bullying you with her feet.

>> No.35929912

I hope she keeps that cage clipped to her panties.

>> No.35929923

She has an individual one there for extra good boys

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Yuuka has cock-hardening feet.

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>> No.35930514

Me about to get stepped on by the strong flower youkai

>> No.35932609

Yuuka seems like the kind of person (youkai) to know you have a partner or just someone you have a crush on and then announce that she's your wife in front of everyone knowing full well there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.35932891

Just say no lol

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Tanned gardener.

>> No.35936900

She ate Cirno and absorbed her melanin

>> No.35939190
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You couldn't enforce such a choice.

>> No.35939492

I could.

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I have come prepared if she continues to insist

>> No.35939562

That stuff will give you cancer

>> No.35939819

Who cares, what doesn't give you cancer?

>> No.35939979

But it’ll stop her at least!

>> No.35940002

gawd I wish my legs were spread below her and my exposed genitals were about to feel the wrath of her pleasurous torture

>> No.35941203
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How is Yuuka’s placement here?

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>> No.35943607

So cute and lovely!

>> No.35943666

Waaaaay too low.

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>> No.35944899

That’s Higu related, isn’t it?

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Good on the horizontal axis - she's certainly capable of crushing our balls. Way too high on the vertical as she'd never do it. She would gently caress your testicles as she forces you to breed her.

>> No.35944999

>Way too high on the vertical as she'd never do it
But she’s negative on the vertical axis.

>> No.35945007

My man.

>> No.35948349

Not negative enough

>> No.35948370

It's incredible how much better /jp/ becomes after filtering those filenames.

>> No.35948490

Which filenames?

>> No.35948533 [DELETED] 

What is the point of being passive aggressive in an anonymous space

>> No.35949089
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>> She would gently caress your testicles as she forces you to breed her.

>> No.35950810
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>> No.35954343

why did you save the garbage version of the image

>> No.35954379
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I have both

>> No.35956537
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Considering the original image is drawn by human trash, wouldn't the original text version be garbage too?

>> No.35956580
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Do you have something against this particular artist or is your statement meant to be general? If it's the latter, all images in this thread and others are garbage, including yours

>> No.35956605

Did she steal Remilia’s clothes?

>> No.35956649

other way 'round

>> No.35957086

If so many Yuuka images upset you, I find it hard to believe you’re an actual Yuuka fan

>> No.35957276
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I was asking the previous anon to clarify his statement. I've yet to find a Yuuka image that upsets me.

>> No.35957733

Given how she acts, most of that would be true.
Except she is a ruthless monster when angered, and she does have a pretty short temper. (Still fairly large if you consider how minor of transgressions cause danmaku battles in the games).

>> No.35957763

Aren't danmaku battles the in-setting equivalent of duels to first blood? Like, you could expect to get battered and hurt, but would make it out alive.

>> No.35957942

>Except she is a ruthless monster when angered, and she does have a pretty short temper
I think this is true, but it’s taken a bit too far as her having some sort of intermittent explosive disorder. Her PMiSS profile and a few of her PoFV scenarios give it some basis but she reacts pretty damn tamely in LLS considering Reimu tries to kill her with no evidence and Marisa attacks her for no reason at all

>> No.35958085
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Yeah, I do.

He also LRTs grotesque and shitty images with her likeness.

Have you been to Pixiv?

>> No.35958105

Provide examples of Kogautists.

>> No.35958118
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By the way, I probably need to clarify that I didn't mean to say his cute and safe art is garbage; it's that the works are produced by human garbage and so are garbage in the sense of origin.

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What's wrong with the examples you posted? I mean the 1st one is just Koishi standing around and the 2nd is a pretty nice looking Elly. Sure, they're suggestive, but a significant amount of fanart is.

>Have you been to Pixiv?
Not really, I get most of my art from 4chan boards or Danbooru.

Meh, if a work/idea is good, I don't really care if it was made by someone whom I otherwise despise.

>> No.35959053
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How about you first look further than the two or three top posts and then respond?

>> Not really, I get most of my art from 4chan boards or Danbooru.

>> Meh, if a work/idea is good, I don't really care if it was made by someone whom I otherwise despise.
I'm not as flexible.

>> No.35959283

Who is your favorite Yuuka artist?

>> No.35959405

Maybe this is one of the reasons why people hate Yuukafags.

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>> No.35959615
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Ah, I thought you linked me to the offending posts directly. I don't really use social media (unless we count imageboards as social media). Yeah, he does have some more questionable stuff posted, but at least it's not outright guro.
Who are you replying to?

>> No.35959661

Yeah never mind fuck him, wanting to be abused by Yuuka is pathetic but abusing Yuuka is an instant no for me. I wish gachasluts/vtubers would get that kind of art instead

>> No.35959767

not gachasluts/vtubers fault faggots spam them on this shitty board, leave the poor fictional/half-fictional characters alone, as you would flowers...

>> No.35959781

also wanting to be abused by yuuka is based

>> No.35960111

>not gachasluts/vtubers fault faggots spam them on this shitty board, leave the poor fictional/half-fictional characters alone, as you would flowers...
Fair. I just hate that they get the best art in the business. Not only that, but they’re way more removed from these nasty fetishes than touhou girls are per capita.

>> No.35960117

Based on mental issues and not even the cool ones just the faggy ones

>> No.35960929

What are you talking about?

>> No.35960945

What mental issues are cool?

>> No.35961013

Bipolar (not to be confused with borderline), schizophrenia, autism, OCD/Pure O, PTSD in certain cases, diogenes syndrome, mania, and obsessive love disorder are all up there

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>> No.35964797

wrong, being stepped on by yuuka is epitome of cool

>> No.35964828

I somehow doubt yuuka shares the same opinion

>> No.35964866

OCD fucks me up bad anon.

>> No.35967197
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One of his MMDs contains a tentacle creature swallowing her breaking her neck, at which point I complained about it and got blocked. Not guro? Perhaps, but I think it's no better.

Used to be Asutora before he stopped drawing her entirely, and I don't like the way he draws his new favorite, so I'm no longer following him. Among other individual artists, I have the highest number of images drawn by the guy we were discussing above, followed by Hajikerukoufun. But this was and still remains my most favorite image.

I think that's the point.


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i want yuuka to make me feel accepted.

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The best Yuuka artists were Mokku, Asutora, and Shirayuki Epe.
Mokku was missing for years, but posted new art last year. Asutora doesn't draw her anymore. Shirayuki drew another one recently, but it's called "finale" if that means anything.

>> No.35969721

How does it feel having OCD

>> No.35972885
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i can't speak for everyone but your brain constantly tortures you into doing things that make no sense and you know they are irrational but he won't stop and sometimes even if you do the things it doesn't leave you alone.
imagine that you are reclining on a chair and you go backwards but just as you are about to fall you hit something and you don't but the sensation and fear of falling over won't stop, it just doesn't stop, he never shuts up.

>> No.35972906

That feeling also drives people towards perfectionism and intense dedication, which is why I consider it one of the cooler mental illnesses

>> No.35976578

To Yuuka? Kazami Yuuka?
You must be insane.

>> No.35976806

I know what I said and what I’ll do.

>> No.35977850

your funeral or worse

>> No.35977930

i got the shitty one then

>> No.35981115
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Sorry to hear that, hope you can find somebody who understands you condition, one day~

>> No.35985358

wtf my fumo is moving on its own

>> No.35988861

>wouldn't the original text version be garbage too?
It's literally just ero over and over again. It's not as bad as the others.

>> No.35990625

You've missed the point.

>> No.35994382

i started going to therapy this year so things aren't as bad as they used to... for now

>> No.35994512

>best art in the business
do you mean as in how much artists make from selling it or the quality of the art?
because if it is the latter, ill have to hard disagree.

>> No.35995132

>do you mean as in how much artists make from selling it or the quality of the art?
Quality of art is in it makes me cum the hardest to girls I don’t even know about

>> No.35998524
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Here's a cute Yuuka to make you feel better.

>> No.36005288
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>> No.36011843
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>> No.36012291

Holy Yuuka-wrist.

>> No.36018689
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>> No.36018706

Breath of the Wild had a character that would get mad if you stepped on her flowers. She made me think of Yuuka.

>> No.36021163

The youkai has been sealed!

>> No.36021171

The most dangerous youkai in gensokyo

>> No.36021223

Yuuka's very jealous and possessive of you. When other women are near you, she'll huff and grab your arm. Sometimes she drags you behind a corner and kisses you deeply.

>> No.36021238

How abusive and disrespectful of my boundaries, I’m going to tell Yuuka that this kind of relationship won’t work

>> No.36021254

Yuuka will keep growing out her hair as a reminder of how long (you) and her have been together

>> No.36024641
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>> No.36024683

thanks m8

>> No.36024696

i think she would hit you not kiss you

>> No.36024726

hair length is the greatest expression of fertility

>> No.36026304
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Post only the longest of yuukas

>> No.36028485
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>> No.36029539

When I die, will I wake up in her sunflower field?

>> No.36029831

if life with Yuuka is your heaven, yes

>> No.36029936
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Then I hope that heaven awaits me.

>> No.36031747

Green pubes

>> No.36037259

Sorry, Anon. Your personal choices were null and void the moment Yuuka took interest in you.

>> No.36037381

no, if you are planning to kill yourself you will go to hell.
THE BURNED FIELD, no flowers, no Yuuka and no fun allowed

>> No.36038645

I'm not planning to kill myself.

>> No.36039118
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>> No.36040451

I want her to do unmentionable things to my testicles

>> No.36040469

Yuuka is to scary, and seems very untrustworthy no matter how beautiful she looks. I know Yuuka is going to use her looks to seduce me.

>> No.36040530

I want to become an inhuman youkai, just like Yuuka. How can I do this?

>> No.36040564

Become a magician youkai by making it to the 30th year of your life still a virgin

>> No.36041063

are you prepared to get killed by reimu afterward?

>> No.36049481
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Yuuka with wings, Yay or Nay?

>> No.36049603


>> No.36050111

I want Yuuka to reject me and nearly atomize my body and leave me a shriveled up corpse for Orin to pick up and fuel the underground furnace!

>> No.36050494

But why

>> No.36053538

Wings are cute.

>> No.36065023
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Yuuka has been trying not-so-subtle ways to expose herself to me for weeks. All her downblouses and buttcracks (her jeans slide all the way down her butt when she crouches...) are obviously a perversion for her, so I figured I'd give her an 'approved' way of exposing herself to me. I asked if she wanted to be a model for me to draw, with the catch that she would have to do it nude. The excited squeak she made when I asked her was very cute, and it was funny to watch her try to keep her cool and just politely accept.

She couldn't keep her cool while posing nude, though! She couldn't sit still at all, and she was giggly and fidgeting with joy the whole time. Her nipples were inflated and rock solid, and vagina was soaking wet and leaking the entire time. The room smelled like a wharf. Yuuka was in pervert paradise as she not only got to be naked in front of me, but I was forced to STARE at her and study her body!

Depraved, horny old lady. Of course, she wants to do it again tomorrow.

>> No.36065476

Yuuka sure has issues

>> No.36066233
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>> No.36066343
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Would you help Yuuka out with her problem of being an extremely horny hag who is in desperate need of a good dicking? Yuuka is basically the divorced horny wine aunt who flirts wither her nephews at family gatherings.

>> No.36067254

>Would you help Yuuka out with her problem of being an extremely horny hag who is in desperate need of a good dicking?
Yes, I would. I prefer older women anyways. They are treasures and deserve to feel young again.

>> No.36070532

M-me too~

>> No.36070593

Is Yuuka a cougar?

>> No.36071734

There are no men her own age in Gensokyo so she has no choice but to be

>> No.36073452

Old maid virgin.

>> No.36074229

Is she a part of the OMA? (Old Maid Alliance)

>> No.36074476

Not anymore. Her spot got taken by Byakuren. People still draw her in the group on occasion though.

>> No.36075430

She should be.

>> No.36075593
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Yuuka is really scary. No wonder she doesn't get involved to the old maid events often!

>> No.36087135

But she's older.

>> No.36087189


>> No.36092834

Every minute of every hour
I'm hungry for the sunflower

>> No.36101828
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It appears that Yuuka's garden needs watering.

>> No.36101898
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There is a huge lack of pregnant Yuuka images

>> No.36101908
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She has been my wife for over a decade and this will never change.

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There is literally nobody who is more perfect than her

>> No.36101945
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Once I become rich I will remedy this

>> No.36101971
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Me on the right

>> No.36102067

They say to never stick your dick in crazy, but what if you’re crazy yourself?

>> No.36102190

Your dick will feel right at home. However, that might make the crazy even more crazy.

>> No.36102467
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You are correct.

>> No.36104125

>Asutora stops drawing Yuuka
>draws pregnant Remi instead
>never drew pregnant Yuuka
It hurts

>> No.36104506

Remi feels like the most boring choice to make fuck tons of pregnant art for. it would’ve better if there was more variety

>> No.36104543

Extremely horny Yuuka flirting with you! Yuuka's vagina aching with pleasure at the thought of your young dick!

>> No.36105335

It doesn’t even make sense either. Regardless of how you feel about the ethics of impregnating children they make objectively horrible mothers on basically all metrics of motherhood. It’s clear to me the artist has no appreciation for Remilia’s unique strengths as a character and is instead fitting her into some hyper vanilla self-indulgent mold and it bothers me on many levels.
Why must the artists most blessed with skill waste it on the stupidest concepts.

>> No.36105391

Yuuka doesn't look alright, in fact she looks mega horny

>> No.36109570
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It's your fault.

>> No.36121767
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>> No.36124209

I’m interested but also scared. Amazing how this flower youkai can inspire such feelings of scarousal.

>> No.36124730
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pls rember Castratrix day

>> No.36124810
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Tell me about Yuuka. Why does she neuter the anons?

>> No.36130785

she does not
its all lies and slander to scare men away and deny her a husband

>> No.36130794

Maybe impregnation will make Yuuka not as crazy.

>> No.36131271
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an1 have the original

>> No.36132875

Because they keep asking her incessantly

>> No.36134303

Fumo Yuuka gets cold easily. If you have the AC blasting, either turn it up or make sure she is covered. Or she might do something horrible to you.

>> No.36135699

How is it my fault for making her horny anon?

>> No.36139539

You're cute and her type.

>> No.36141508

How the hell does Yuuka make a room smell like a wharf? Not trying to be mean or anything.

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>> No.36142073

She doesn’t, Yuuka smells amazing even down there

>> No.36144178

I don't trust that

>> No.36147790

There is no reason a flower youkai would smell like anything but flowers

>> No.36153236

an inevitable change that occurs with the seasons.

>> No.36153239
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Her smell changes based on which flowers are in season. In winter she smells of wet wood and rowan berries.

>> No.36153896

Is there an October pumpkin spice latte Yuuka?

>> No.36153936
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I'll say yes

>> No.36155487

>pumpkin spice
I hate cities so fucking much its not even funny
Fucking everywhere at all fucking times in october smells like fucking pumpkin spice
I don't know who first made it but I blame california and want to see it nuked for their transgression

>> No.36155933

Isn't pumpkin spice just dried pumpkin bits? I usually eat them along with herbal tea, when pumpkin is in season.

>> No.36156825
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The Perverted Horny Hag Miss Yuuka wearing a slightly transparent white shirt with no bra AND giving you lots of downblouses too! Yuuka wearing tight mom jeans that show tons of buttcrack when she bends over! Yuuka's face being red the whole time while she breathes heavily! Yuuka trying to think of ways to expose herself while still having it look like an accident!

>> No.36156923

There's no pumpkin in pumpkin spice, it's the combination of spices that goes into pumpkin pie (usually cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and cloves)

>> No.36158654

I've never seen a pumpkin or tasted one.

>> No.36158851

Where do you live?

>> No.36161308

Im just curious is to how im Yuuka's type.

>> No.36161322

the heart wants what the heart wants, and her heart wants you

>> No.36167193
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She asks why she's your type.

>> No.36167245

Yuuka, I just really like the color green

>> No.36169449

I think she would be a kind, loving and nurturing mother for children

>> No.36174040

I'm obsessed with electronics and machinery - opposites attract. Also, I have a dream of keeping bees - having a flower garden nearby is great for thet.

>> No.36174097

why is she doing this?

>> No.36174616

I think anon made that pretty clear

>> No.36175906

Am I suppose to be impressed?

>> No.36176446

Speaking of being impressed by Anon’s writing skills I am still waiting for the (allegedly) upcoming Yuuka story to get dropped
At this point it’s just plain rude

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>> No.36188078
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>> No.36196316

Ah, we don't really use that in Eastern Europe.

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>> No.36213442
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>> No.36223925
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>> No.36229782
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>> No.36237504
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What a deal!

>> No.36239745
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Yes...why wouldn't you be?

Does Yuuka's saggy haggy body disgust you?

>> No.36249124

She's ancient fossil, who some who manages to arouse many anons with her "looks"

>> No.36258297
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She's an immortal embodiment of nature. The mortal concept of age doesn't apply here.

>> No.36264904
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Youthful fertility for all eternity

>> No.36265110

alway rember

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>> No.36272119
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She is just an older lady, no need to be so rude.

>> No.36282432
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Yuuka has some nice songs in here

>> No.36295432

Yuuka taking a shower and leaving her clothes and towel in her room! Yuuka having to walk back to her room naked! Yuuka yelling her plan to you, and warning you that you had BETTER NOT LOOK! Yuuka elegantly and excitedly stepping out of the bathroom naked...and seeing that you're not only NOT peeking, but your head is turned in a different direction completely!

Yuuka being offended that you don't want to see her naked! Yuuka stomping on over to you to get your attention and standing directly in front of you! Yuuka being so tall that you're eye-level with her sticky hairy vagina! Yuuka basically shoving her vagina in your face! Yuuka going on a big flustered rant about you not finding her attractive enough to peek at her nude body, how you would have looked if she were a younger Touhou, and more haggy things like that! Telling Yuuka that you don't think she's ugly, and she says that you have to prove it by squeezing her boob!

Rolling your eyes and grabbing Yuuka's boob, while also sensually rubbing her nipple with your thumb and giving her bedroom eyes while talking to her in a sexy voice! Yuuka being so caught offguard that she squeaks cutely and has an orgasm! Yuuka squirting and getting a bit on your face! Yuuka being more turned on than she has ever been, but pretending that she's indignant! Yuuka pouting and running back to her room while calling you a jerk and a pervert! Yuuka immediately cramming her fingers up her sticky crotch and having another orgasm, this time being unable to hold back her loud moans! Laughing and telling Yuuka that you heard it! Yuuka yelling "Sh-Shut up!"

Desperate lonely perverted horny hags!

>> No.36295459
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Oops, forgot my pic of groping the hag!

>> No.36298190

Best fanfiction I have read in a while 10/10, will cum again

>> No.36303459
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I really like Yuuka!

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>> No.36316866

Are you the anon from the previous thread?

>> No.36316953

*instinctively covers ballsack*

>> No.36317286
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*instinctively prepares to receive a flower*

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>> No.36317345
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Oh yeah, random Yuuka.

>> No.36317445

I’d cherish it and put it in a nice vase.

>> No.36319802
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If you mean the person who embroidered her, then yes

>> No.36319852

Yuuka is my happy day

>> No.36322517

The bottom looks like a corrupted/evil version of the top.

>> No.36322849


>> No.36323093
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Akuuy? Akyuu!

>> No.36323300

last page, someone make new

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