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Checkmate

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>> No.35855445
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Captcha made me fail.

>> No.35855514

>>35855445
Cyclopeses are for cute dates

>> No.35855548
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>>35855430

>> No.35855557

I'm gonna run a prison/dairy combo for monster girls!
No one can stop me except the government from which I accept contracts!

>> No.35855560 [DELETED] 
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berdwoife

>> No.35855562

>>35855560
Cute wife.
Enjoy your vacation with her.

>> No.35855576
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>>35855562
bahamas sound nice

>> No.35855585

>>35855576
More like pump-a-rump

>> No.35855590

>>35855585
Birds are for big pregnancies.

>> No.35855593
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>>35855590
YES

>> No.35855607
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35855607

What's the best way to confuse a Mershark?

>> No.35855619

Nice Warhammer thread.

>> No.35855631

>>35855593
They build those nests for a reason, you have to make sure they aren't left empty

>> No.35855690
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What are some good ways to bully elves?

>> No.35855692

>>35855607
Sensory overload

>> No.35855707
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35855707

Peak dormouse body, something that you can hug and grab onto

>> No.35855718

>>35855607
Ketchup packages sown into your clothes.

>> No.35855730

>>35855707
why is she sweaty?

>> No.35855733
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Does the mofu mafia include kumihos? How do I make sure I get claimed by one and not a normal kitsune?

>> No.35855775

>>35855730
Nerves probably

>> No.35855779

>>35855733
Brag about how you never drink alcohol and how you support liver health.

>> No.35855780
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>>35855733
Don't drink alcohol, do crunches and other ab workouts so and get ready for a raspberry and to get laughed at cause kumihos don't exist

>> No.35855815
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>>35855733
>those tails
you can keep your discount fox liver boy

>> No.35855854

>>35855692
Like math?

>> No.35855942

>>35855430
https://files.catbox.moe/g0kwq7.mp4
What will those gremlins think of next?

>> No.35855967

>>35855593
that is a very good monstergirl size

>> No.35855974

>>35855607
sharks get confused and flinch away if you loom at them when they're approaching you, they're so used to shit trying to flee

>> No.35855986
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>>35855430

>> No.35856015

>>35855430
>Checkmate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc9D5HzazLM

>> No.35856070

>>35855780
>>35855815
>Kitsune Defense Force arrives
Why do kitsunes feel so threatened by kumihos? I bet it's because they know they're inferior.

>> No.35856101

>>35855986
>get away with carrying aces up your sleeve against a salamander dealer at the mg casino
>get brutality raped by her when you slip up at the end of the night
The amount of things that salamanders will take as a contest knows no bounds

>> No.35856131

>>35855854
no, rub their nose

>> No.35856158

>>35855986
>play salamander in a game of cards
>"Fufufu, you really think you can beat me at a game I created? I'm afraid you don't stand a chance, boya."
>"I win."
>"Wha?"
>you lucked out and managed to get the strongest hand on the first round
>even on your wedding day as she walks down the aisle towards you, she still has a dumbfounded look on her face, unable to believe she lost so easily

>> No.35856192

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that wisps love men that put ribbons on their cages.

>> No.35856309

>be me
>go to haunted manison for a job
>enter the mansion
>The door shuts
>Ara ara, it has been 8000 years since someone visited
>find the meatiest ghost I have ever seen

>> No.35856312

>>35856192
>ywn decorate your wife's cage with lights for Christmas

>> No.35856376

>>35856312
I wonder do the wisps flame change color depending on her mood?

>> No.35856382
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>>35856309
>"8000 years? Then how do you know modern day English?"
>ghost panics and checks her "How To Get A Human Boy" book

>> No.35856426

>>35856376
>at bar
>finally let out of cage for once so you can enjoy a drink
>your eyes snap to a fat demon ass for a fraction of a second
>whole room glows red
>too afraid to turn around and face your wife

>> No.35856439

Are orc shamans normal porcs or really smart horcs? What kind of magic do orc usually know?

>> No.35856441

What does kitsune milk taste like

>> No.35856464

>>35856382
>she flees and leaves you all alone
>determined to meet her again, you trek forth deeper into the mansion and try to find her
>She also has seemed to put her minions to work to slow you down

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>>35855430

>> No.35856489
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>>35856441
Fried tofu and love.

>> No.35856495
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35856495

Be sure to get a good night's sleep. You'll need your energy for tomorrow.

>> No.35856511

>>35856495
what happens tommorow?

>> No.35856512
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35856512

Shhhhhhhhhh! The maus is sleeping!

>> No.35856521

>>35856464
>"Y-you can't see mistress right now, because, um..."
>ghost minion gets flustered because her mistress didn't tell her what to do

>> No.35856532

>>35856512
Perfect time for molesting.

>> No.35856548
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35856548

>You stand outside practicing your swing.
>The usual motions, just like she showed you.
>You still remember how your life came to be this way, some thirteen years ago.
>Your merchant caravan was attacked by bandits and you fled into the woods, wandering without food or water you almost died were it not for the shrine.
>You came upon it's well and immediately drank as much as your parched lips could swallow before passing out nestled beside the empty donation box.
>You awoke that morning greeted by the white wolf in flowing silver robes.
>In her paw a plastic bag from 7/11, in her mouth a lithe, blue ice pop.
"Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house?"
>The sight of food leaves you speechless.
>On your approach, however she pulls the bag and kicks you away.
>"Get your own, hobo."
>Too hungry for words you reach for the bag again, only for the wolf to knock you to the ground and step over you.
>"Listen if you're not here to donate get the hell out of my shrine. Those who are unwilling to work for their kill get nothing."
>Too hungry to take no for an answer you sit at the foot of the dilapidated shrine and watch as she digs into her food.
>You can barely suppress your powdery drool as it fizzles from your lips.
>She looks at you annoyed, and snarls sending you packing to the faded gate.
>Satisfied she returns to her snacks.
>You creep in after the bones of a discarded chicken wing she lobs at the ground.
>She's visibly disgusted.
>"By Sif kid spit that out!"
>She reaches to snatch it from your hands and gets a fist full of teeth for her trouble.
>You snarl back through the fur of her paws.
>Her gleaming azure eyes glare back as she shakes you off with only a snap of her wrist.
>She then rips the dirt-caked bone from your hands.
>Starved you prepare to attack, only to have a few of the wings placed in your face.
>"HERE! Now fuck off!"
>You look down at the meager amount of meat placed before you and see a king's banquet.
>You hobble away. Greedily snatching chunks of meat from your handout. Snapping the clean bones and sucking the marrow.
>You then go to the well and attempt to wash down your meal.
>She's visibly disgusted.
>As she continues her food, you find yourself still hungry.
>As you close in with the sounds of your rumbling stomach.
>"OH NO! I GAVE YOU YOUR'S!"
>Your still rumbling stomach and pleading eyes beg in place of your words.
>She glares at you with enough spite to curse a man from beyond the grave.
>"You want more?"
>You nod.
>She sighs and picks you up from the dirt before leading you by the arm to a broken length of fencing.
>She hands you a few lengths of lumber, some nails, a saw, and a hammer.
>"You're human right? You know how to make these right?"
>You nod. You briefly recall the many times your father instructed you when the wagons needed repairs. A fence should be similar...right?
>"Good. You want food. You fix my fence. Deal?"
>You nod.
>After some head scratching you manage to rip off the rotted and broken boards from the section of fence.
>It's shaky, but it resembles the rest of the fencing to pass.
>You return to the wolf.
>She inspects your work and after looking it over decides it's satisfactory enough to reward you with a full belly.
>As soon as she sets the rice and salted fish in front of your face you scarf it down.
>"Good work. You have to understand a woman in my position has no knowledge of such things."
>"It's actually really easy. I can show you what I know if-"
>No no. You must understand. As a god of war the ways of wood working are no business of mine. That would be my uncle, Cestus."
>You nearly choke.
>"You're a god???!?"
>"Was it not obvious?"
>You suppose the more you look at her she does look pretty ethereal.
[Continued]

>> No.35856553
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>>35856512
I put a blanket on her
>>35856532
no

>> No.35856567
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Beach dorks

>> No.35856569

>>35856553
based comfy anon

>> No.35856599
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>>35856512
Oh hey, Civvie!

>> No.35856681

>>35856521
>you tell them you want to see her but they want to keep for themselves
>thus begins the tale of man who wants his ghost waifu while avoiding others

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>>35856070
I'm sure, that's why kitsune receive tons of attention while most people aren't even aware that kumihos exist.

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>>35856695
>You did not reach the Mofu Throne

>> No.35856733

>>35856724
winning bronze is still good anon

>> No.35856741

>>35856695
I will get to my mofu throne

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>> No.35856757

>>35855619
i did instinctually dislike that OC from the moment i saw him. thank you for the validation.

>> No.35856779

girls lifting meaty tails to present

>> No.35856819
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>>35856779
Meaty tails, eh?

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>>35856511
It's a busy day. You should get as much rest as you can.

Do you need some help?

>> No.35856871

>>35856851
Please help me sleep.

>> No.35856894

Childhood friend Cheshire cat said we're going to have sex when we grow up...

>> No.35856912 [SPOILER] 
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>>35856779
I will give you this. Make good use of it

>> No.35856925

>>35856511
Mass Rape Day.
It's going to fun as hell for all monsters. Wives get to make their husbands slaves for one day!

>> No.35856927

>>35856871
Wouldn't mind a monster mounting me in my sleep

>> No.35856950

>>35856819
very meaty

>> No.35856964

>>35856851
I want a Gazer to rape me and whisper In my ear that I'll never win at anything in life and that I'm nothing without her while she strokes out the last few drops of my cum from behind me while I'm tied up by her sockets.

>> No.35856978

Sahuagin will spare your life if you eat out her bald smooth cunny and you give her eye contact while you do so.

>> No.35856980

>>35856964
sounds awful

>> No.35857020

>>35856980
I fantasize about an abusive bitch monster that rapes her man.

>> No.35857024

What in tarnation is happening here?!

>> No.35857045

>>35857020
hope you get well soon

>> No.35857046
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>>35856964
That's... exactly the sort of thing I'd hate. My waifu would. Never. Ever. Do such a thing.

Otherwise, she wouldn't be my waifu

>> No.35857057

>>35856548
>3 years later and nobody from your caravan ever showed up.
>With nowhere else to go you decided to stay with the goddess as she put food in your face every time you fix up her shrine.
>Nobody ever comes around to donate except some wrinkly old woman with fur graying enough to resemble the goddesses' own.
>She always makes small talk with you.
>"So good to see a new priest taking care of the shrine."
>Despite your insistence to the contrary the deaf old wolf won't have any of it and always presses a few coins into your hands.
>The goddess called herself Rushka.
>At least that's the name on a dubious holy book she claims to be about her life.
>You decided not to press it any further because she's pretty defensive about it.
>Makes sense she'd write it herself after all.
>After about 6 months you run out of stuff to fix.
>The shrine is looking slightly better for wear.
>At least it's not straight out of the post-apocalypse.
>Could probably use some paint, but Rushka won't have any of it.
>"Don't you think you've been here long enough?"
>"I've been searching all over town, but nobody from my caravan has shown up."
>She wrinkles her brow and grits her teeth.
>And that was how you started going to town to collect donations.
>"Hello ma'am, would you like to donat-"
>Slam.
>"Hello sir-
>Slam.
>Tired of the rejection, you take a break at the village fountain outside the 7/11.
>Some squirrel waltzs up while you're zoning out.
>"Hey kid how old are you?"
>"14."
>"Can you fight?"
>You shake your head.
>"Well if you know anyone that does tell them to stop by the blood basket. Prize fights for co-ed, and male circuits. Amateurs and professionals are welcome to participate and if watching is more your thing we got the best chicken wings that side of the town."
>"What about this side of town?"
>She points to the 7/11.
>"Think it over kid. I know Gretta's been looking to get hitched for awhile. We even got some spare gear for guys like you."
>She hands you the flier and trots on her way.
>You look down at the flier and see the reward for winning a match is...you nearly swallow your own tongue.
>You race back to the shrine.
>"Rushka! Rushka!" You call into the dank, candle-lit room.
>"What is it brat? Can't you see I'm busy?"
>She's wearing that uniform and polishing some toy.
>It's supposed to be the officer's uniform for a fictional militaristic nation known as "Germany" from the science-fiction series known as "the world wars. The toy is supposed to be a standard issue weapon for the Germans, known only as a "Luger."
>Supposedly it was written by one of her deceased followers.
>You've read it, at her request. It was nothing special, but book three did end things pretty satisfactory though.
>"Rushka, look! I found a way we can make some money!"
>"Don't care. I'm busy."
>She points the Luger at you and pulls the trigger.
>"Plop daka daka daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
>A metal ball dribbles out and rolls to your foot.
>"Damn it."
>She still can't get her recreation to work.
>"Look Rushka! They're looking for people to fight for their restaurant! If you win a match there we could get enough money that you don't have to keep shopliftting from 7/11!"
>"Who the fuck? I don't shop lift!"
>"Then where are you getting the money? Because the donation box is empty 29 days out of 30 and last I checked Yuna doesn't have very deep pockets."
>She glares at you and rips the flier out of your hand.
>"Oh? Sorry kid. This ain't an all female circuit I can't compete.
>"Yes you can it's co-ed!"
>"Do you even know what that means?"
>"Should I?"
>She rolls her eyes.
>"Either way kid, I may be a war god, but if you haven't noticed I AM RETIRED."
>"Then what about me? I could fight?"
>"Sure."
>"Yes I can! You can train me can't you?"
>"Really can't, look kid. The donations thing really hasn't been working out. I think it's time you either start paying up or getting out. I can't feed two people. I can barely smite flies in Yuna's garden."
>She rolls onto her side, turning away from you and starts to nap.
>Frustrated you spell it out for her.
>"LISTEN YOU FUCKING MUTT! IF I GO OUT AND FIGHT I CAN SPREAD THE NAME OF YOUR SHRINE AND THAT MEANS MORE DONATIONS AND MORE CHICKEN WINGS GET THE FUCKING PICTURE?"
>[Neuron Activation]

>> No.35857167

>>35855815
Would drill hair work on tails?

>> No.35857219

>>35856978
can i also marry her and lick all the juices that run onto her tail?

>> No.35857221

https://files.catbox.moe/bnvf0f.jpg
waifu on Megamorphosis, I guess.
I didn't point out she being a loli in the description I gave to the artist and it seems like the ref pics I gave it to them makes her a lot mature than she is so the result came out like this
Not really happy, but eh as I said I'll just choke it up as a Megamorphosis

>> No.35857244

>>35857221
I would love to get lolihandled like that

>> No.35857245

>>35856819
the nsfw version is very in my taste, thanks.

>> No.35857272
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>>35856512
Fuck mouse girls

>> No.35857278

>>35857221
it's good to enjoy your wife in her many aspects. for what it's worth i think it turned out great.

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>> No.35857501
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Turns out your whole life was just one big prank.

>> No.35857556

>>35856567
Why gazer needs jabber to buy ice-cream? Is jabber gazer's mom?

>> No.35857570
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>"Just walk up to a monstergirl! Its so easy to court one and be on a date with her!"

Instructions unclear, I ended up being in a date and relationship with a devout Order Woman.

>> No.35857595

>>35857570
No problem, just have her eat some Prisoner Fruits and she'll be a monster by morning.

>> No.35857599

>>35857221
What does pic say?

>> No.35857637

>>35857556
Jabberwock has money

>> No.35857670

>>35857599
Aren't you angry being in this position like this?

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>>35857501
Reminds me of that one guy in the MGE game, who cried that he has nothing left in life except for that cat pussy.

>> No.35857698

>>35857221
Stronk daughter is stronk.

>> No.35857706

>>35857637
Why gazer doesn't have money?

>> No.35857732

Awoo girls.

>> No.35857747

>>35857732
Awoo, Werewolves of London.

>> No.35857775

You wouldn't steal a selkie's coat would you anon?

>> No.35857778

>>35857683
>cried that he has nothing left in life except for that cat pussy.
lmao, but also a bit sad when you think about it. his cat pussy is also probably a comfort animal during those moments

>> No.35857798

>>35857775
Of course not, that would be very cruel

>> No.35857804

>>35857706
Why would she spend her own money?

>> No.35857817

>>35857747
I saw a werewolf eating a raging mushroom and raping a man.
And her hair was perfect...
NUT

>> No.35857865
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35857865

How do I reach the thick elves in the cities if I keep getting waylaid by stick elves?

>> No.35858003

>>35856912
I want to kiss and hug her thick tail!

>> No.35858033
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35858033

You have to impregnate all of the orcs.

>> No.35858077

>>35858033
Why?

>> No.35858111

>>35858077
Cause orcs are endangered duh

>> No.35858138

>>35857865
Get stick elf then move to city.

>> No.35858220
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35858220

>>35856779
did someone say meaty tails?

>> No.35858310

>>35858220
yes i love them

>> No.35858373
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>>35858310
meaty tails are made to be loved

>> No.35858422
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35858422

I realize of course, that it's no shame to be poor. But it's no great honor either. So would it have been so terrible, if I had a small fortune?

>> No.35858488

>>35858422
Is that some sort of fairy sized dragon or are those absolutely MASSIVE coins?

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Confessions.

>> No.35858507

>>35858488
She smol

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Sadodere Orca girls.

>> No.35858664

>>35858111
But my penis can't stand before even one p`orc

>> No.35858902

>>35858562
Is she gonna take me to her rape cave?

>> No.35858973
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>>35858488
Fairy dragon.

>> No.35858991

>>35858973
Is she a changeling?

>> No.35859411

I found out that a few years back scientists discovered that The animal Anubis are based on are actually wolves and not jackals. Does that mean Ms. Overseer gets mad if you mistake her for a jackal girl?

>> No.35859424

>>35859411
More importantly, does Ms. Overseer howl at the Moon?

>> No.35859432

>>35859424
If she does she will deny it

>> No.35859447

>>35859432
Must've been the desert wind.

>> No.35859452

>>35859447
Indoors?

>> No.35859459

>>35859452
Localized entirely in her bedroom?

>> No.35859462

>>35858902
If you're lucky.

>> No.35859495

>>35855607
Set up some tape recorders to play orca noises.

>> No.35859626

>>35855607
Flip her over like you would a real shark

>> No.35859634

>>35855607
depth charges

>> No.35859711

>>35859459
May I... See it?

>> No.35859819
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>last night I had a dream about getting interrogated by the Order about the Sabbath and my wife who was apparently a witch
>it was very awkward
Is this my consciousness’s way of telling me to stop being a Sabbathfag?

>> No.35859825
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35859825

well anon?

>> No.35859867

>>35859825
I am not a lolicon, I love milfs

>> No.35859883
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35859883

>>35859825
Because I can't fall in love twice.

>> No.35859997

>>35859825
Because I already love her.
Although passionate breeding would occur for pai loli Remi

>> No.35860113
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>> No.35860148

>>35860113
Of course not.
I am

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>> No.35860218
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>>35855430

>> No.35860244

>>35860218
I like this version of Sandworm a lot.

>> No.35860283
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>>35855430

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>> No.35860358

>>35859711
You know what they call steamed hams in the Desert Kingdom?
A Royale with Cheese.

>> No.35860408
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>>35855430

>> No.35860437

>>35860161
You have my attention.

>> No.35860461
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>>35860408
Yes but as a loli

>> No.35860472

trust ______

>> No.35860491
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>>35860472
minos

>> No.35860518

>>35860283
Too many horns and long ears, am scared

>> No.35860525
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>>35860472
Foxes.

>> No.35860554
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>>35860472
large foxes

>> No.35860693
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>>35860472
grape snek

>> No.35860747
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>>35860472
big ghosts

>> No.35860750

>>35860693
Time for your daily prostate check.

>> No.35860807
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>>35860472
Cows and their friends.

>> No.35860809

>>35860554
Oi mate you got a loicense for all that tiddy?

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>>35855430

>> No.35860842
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Basic maintenance is important even for cute vampires.

>> No.35860987

>>35860920
>katana
weeeeeb

>> No.35861061

>>35860920
>>35860987
How far do you think you could get into a vampire's introductory chuuni monologue before you interrupt her by laughing? I think I have a lot of willpower, so I'd say about 5 seconds.

>> No.35861094

>>35861061
not even a second in and I would be dying on the floor

>> No.35861110
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>>35855430

>> No.35861123
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>>35860809
Of course.

>> No.35861156
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35861156

>tfw ywn have a ligh mage oneesan

>> No.35861159

>>35861061
Id let her finish the monologue and play along. She will love you all the more for it.

>> No.35861166

>>35861156
I prefer heavy mages.

>> No.35861193

>>35861166
i recommend the dark slime

>> No.35861208

>>35860472
nobody

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>>35855430

>> No.35861344

Who is your favorite write fag? Would you waifu one of their characters?

>> No.35861420

>>35861344
Thunderbrother, and no, I have one already.

>> No.35861434
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>>35861166
I prefer a different kind of light mage.

>> No.35861438

>>35860842
Really like how the scales in this one aren't just drawn as a flat skin-like surface. What's the point of a scaled tail if you can't get any exfoliation from its coils?

>> No.35861463

>>35861434
I cast megamorphosis on her hat so that it covers her entire upper body

>> No.35861509
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>>35855430
Big shark titty

>> No.35861519

>>35861434
She looks underaged, bro...

>> No.35861539

>>35861509
It's important to stick your fingers in shark pussy whenever you get the chance

>> No.35861547

>>35861434
I want a lolibaba dark mage gf so I can be her big, strong ,but dumb guard that can't do anything without her telling me what to do

>> No.35861558

>>35861438
real common problem with slimes too where they just make an opaque human and add no lovely slime qualities.

>> No.35861610
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Would you pretend to be haughty then let a monstergirl do whatever she wants to give her the satisfaction of breaking you? I would but not for our first time, maybe as some kind of roleplay when we're more comfortable together

>> No.35861614

>>35861558
partially opaque, even.

>> No.35861631

Kiki wife. Kiki life.

>> No.35861650
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>>35861631

>> No.35861655

>>35861610
>pretend
I am haughty. Only monster worth having me is one that can catch me

>> No.35861661

>>35861650
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something seems off here...

>> No.35861668

>>35861610
i could pull of the tsundere routine for a bit.

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>>35861208
>I'm not falling for this

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>> No.35861685

>>35861610
>roleplay
Lame. Give me the real deal

>> No.35861700

>>35861669
Bet she also checks under her sheep

>> No.35861708
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>>35861519
Well obviously, that's one of the best parts.

>> No.35861719
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>>35861631
Kikis are amazing girls. Every time you kiss one, you never need to worry about bad breath, even first thing in the morning. Her pussy will always taste divine and be well-kept. When you go down on her ass, you won't even encounter one shit particle. They're masters of cleanliness, not just off the home, but the body as well.

They've also got flappy ears for molesting

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>>35861631

>> No.35861949

>>35861869
Thats it, no more creampies for week for that cringe

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>>35855430

>> No.35862099

>>35862092
Laura-sama, I kneel....

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>>35856695
It's a conspiracy made by kitsunes to keep them down.

>> No.35862138

>>35857556
Why would a Gazer have any coins?
>guess who got all the coind

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>>35861719
>tfw no kiki maidwife

>> No.35862162

>>35860113
But he will be soon...

>> No.35862173

>>35857804
Money's function is to be exchanged for goods and services.

>> No.35862236

>>35857683
There's a few MGE games already. Do you mean the one KC's working on? Plus can you post a screenshot of that scene?

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Reminder if your wife has multicolored hair, she needs to have multicolored pubes too

>> No.35862258

>>35859819
Yes it is, reject lolidom, ascend to milfdom Anon.

>> No.35862264

>>35862146
>Tfw no kiki to inspect your penis
No matter how well you wash it, she'll insist that it's not properly cleaned and then proceed to "wash" it with her spit, applied directly with her tongue of course.

>> No.35862270

>>35862256
Devilman Lady?

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Post best birb

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>>35862277

>> No.35862299
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>>35862270
Jubjub from Black Souls II

>> No.35862338

>>35862236
Not that guy but it's from KC's game. There is a guy in cat forest who says that

>> No.35862360

>>35862236
I think I know what he's talking about. It's KC's game
>In the forest, you can see a man violently railing a Werecat
>Complains about how he got fired from work
>Family hates him
>Girlfriend was cheating on him and using him for money (or some shit like that)
>He's lost everything
>And now he's taking it all out on phat cat ass
The cat is having the time of her life, and pleading with him to go even faster and harder.
That cat was the best thing to happen to him in a long time

>> No.35862396

>>35862360
A testament to the fact that, as much as Cheshire-sama belittles, bullies, and teases you, she'll still be there for an ass-pounding when no one else will.

>> No.35862418

>>35862360
Whats the game called, and is it worth playing?

>> No.35862487

>>35862396
Werecat continues to be overshadowed by Cheshire even in conversations about her, how sad.

>> No.35862545
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>>35862264
>tfw no kiki to inspect her vagiber

>> No.35862544

>>35862487
Regular catgirls are certainly underrated.

>> No.35862578

>>35861708
She's suppose to look AND be 18 or older to sex an adult man, y'know.

>> No.35862586

>Anon has a stutter problem
>he married a lilim named "Lily"
>she teases him about calling her a "lililim" when he first met her

>> No.35862606

>>35862418
MGE RPG
Probably, it's like 0.001 beta and only has 2 girls and 2~hojrs of content

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>>35862545
Time for your physical vagiber inspection, Kiki.

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35862691

Speaking on memecats, here is the story about the idolfag Anon ending up with the roadie as requested. Since you said I can choose the species I choose a cheshire and mermaids.
Enjoy!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32837125

>> No.35862692

>How to ensure your monsterfu leglocks you when fucking her missionary position?
Tell her ahead of time you're gonna pull out and cum in a tissue to throw away. Or tell her you're pulling out because you're not ready for children.

>> No.35862693

>>35862545
I'll admit that I like kikis a lot because they're very human-like in appearance.

>> No.35862722
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>mucus toad rapes your mouth by moving her tongue as if it was a paddle ball... while standing 2 meters away from you

>> No.35862852

I'm going to "accidentally" impregnate my p'orc bully.

>> No.35862881

>>35862691
>cheshire and mermaids
So a clown fish?

>> No.35862908

>>35862691
That was very cute

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>>35862691
Thank you anon, I requested that, 10 out 10 with a happy end.

>> No.35862952

>>35862691
That was nice, good job.

>> No.35862964
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35862964

A good master sticks his finger up his kiki's butthole while she's bent over, cleaning the table

>> No.35862979

>>35862692
Or, y'know, just ask her.

>> No.35862993

>>35862964
Why would I want to stick something where shit comes out of?

>> No.35863000

My h'orc roommate eats with her hands, burps loudly and leaves her musk soaked clothes strewn everywhere.
She is such a pig.

>> No.35863005

>>35862979
No, no, no. You wanna see the panic on her face as she comes to terms with the fact that she may not receive your seed. The leglock will be much more intensive, and her hold on your will be stronger and much more passionate.

Yeah, I know it's a bit messed up, but damn if it isn't appealing.

>> No.35863016

>>35862993
Read >>35861719
Kikis are super clean. No worry about the poopoo with one.

Now if you were sticking your finger up beezle or hellhound ass, yes, there's reason for concern about the poopoo.

>> No.35863038

>>35863005
Just tell her you're really into leglocks if you want it to be intensive, strong, and passionate. That trustbreaking stuff just ain't for me. Well, for the latter at least. If it's the former, it doesn't matter how submissive she might be if she is, she will be riding you into the bed.

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>>35862881
Now that you mention it... I never thought about this.

>>35862908
>>35862939
>>35862952
Thank you very much.

>> No.35863098

>>35863063
nice, I liked it

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>>35863063
The idols he worshipped were false idols, the image anon had built in his head didn't jive with reality, harsh yes, but I liked that you went there.

>> No.35863112

>>35863038
Tell a shirohebi that you really like her but it's a shame she'll never be able to leglock you properly.

>> No.35863207

>>35863112
Polymorph potion time.

>> No.35863218

Best monster for someone that prefers to live alone?

>> No.35863235

>>35863218
Shog

>> No.35863238

>>35863218
shog or sandworm

>> No.35863277

>>35863098
>>35863106
Thank you!
Now after I finished it I kinda feel bad for painting mermaids as the "bad guys", because since Chrono Cross I always liked them.

I also need to keep better track of character's names and the corresponding eurobeat artists.

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>*Beeps rebelliously*

>> No.35863350
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>>35860472
Elves

>> No.35863436

>Momonika witch tries to seduce you
>“maybe when you’re older”
How would they react? And don’t say rape, you’re not weak enough to get raped by an actual loli, are you?

>> No.35863482

>>35863436
maybe flash a couple hundred dollars at me and take me by the hand to a nearby love hotel.

>> No.35863584

>>35863482
they are literal lolis, where would she get the money for that?

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>> No.35863628
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35863628

I have a need for mofu, but I want to channel that lewd energy into something productive. What sort of sci-fi/space opera stories would work well with a kitsune? Don't just say "Space sexbot". That's the easy answer.

CAPTCHA: D0RNY

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>>35855430

>> No.35863713

>>35863584
The Sabbaths are the magic research division of the DL’s army, so they’re well-supplied.

>> No.35863743

>>35863713
won't she get scolded for using the funds to get a bf by the resident danuki accountant?

>> No.35863797

>>35863743
I'm sure the higher ups will be understanding of her circumstances.

>> No.35863802
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>>35860472
AK

>> No.35863830

>>35863743
it's from the mana acquisition fund

>> No.35863831

>>35862360
We need this but with (Anon) locked in eternal Wisp sex.

>> No.35863857
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>>35863802
Alright.

>> No.35863899
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35863899

What flavor do cows like their birthday cakes to be?

>> No.35863911
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35863911

Being forced to cum on abs

>> No.35863912

>>35863899
Human semen

>> No.35863923
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>>35863912
2nd best flavor then cause I wanna eat the cake to

>> No.35863965

I am making a gude on which monster s are the most trustable
I am using the HTAP for it
Height
Tits n ASS
Age
Power/Gentleness
what monsters do you think fit in this guide?
I already am gonna do a cow comparison flat gote, what are other good comparisons?

>> No.35863980

>>35863965
wurm and pixie

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>>35855430

>> No.35863995

>>35863985
do mermaids move their tails up and down like whales and dolphins or side to side like fish?

>> No.35863998

People say ancient evils need love too but what about ancient goods?

>> No.35864011

>>35863998
where the fuck they at? I don't care as long she a hag

>> No.35864023

>>35863980
for which one?

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>>35855430

>> No.35864090

>>35864023
wurm is tall and can be trusted
pixie is short and cannot be trusted

>> No.35864094

>>35863743
Getting a bf is, by extension, getting spirit energy supply which is necessary for heavy magic use.

>> No.35864105

>>35864090
Okay

>> No.35864133

>>35864094
>>35863830
>>35863797
I wonder how mad that danuki must be that everyone has boyfriends yet she has none herself

>> No.35864138

>>35862691
Do idols have rodies?

>> No.35864149

>>35864133
If she's such a dumbass that she can't use the funds to do it herself, she doesn't deserve the position of accountant.

>> No.35864180
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35864180

I wanna touch the darkness inside of a basilisk

>> No.35864183

>>35864180
chunni dork, you'll be perfect for her, go use your chunniest pick up line on her and she will swoon for you

>> No.35864234

>>35864183
Would you mind?

>> No.35864285 [SPOILER] 
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35864285

Guys help. There's something big and fluffy that keeps staring at me from the creek behind my house. I haven't been able to go in my back yard for a week now. What do I do?

>> No.35864297

>>35864285
leave your door open at night and leave a trail of vegemite that leads to your hand then go to sleep

>> No.35864338
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35864338

>>35855430

>> No.35864339
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35864339

>>35864297
>Not putting vegemite on your cock

>> No.35864345
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35864345

Best abyssal? I know a lot of people don't like the whole transformation thing, but I like mindflayers and atlachs, but only the pic related kind

>> No.35864350

>>35864339
wouldn't that burn like hell

>> No.35864365

>>35864345
I love shoggoth and night gaunt.
I guess it's the mix of being in compelate control of them where you could do anything to them but at the same time they could also do almost anything to you. At least for the shoggoth.

>> No.35864377 [SPOILER] 
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35864377

>>35864345
>Best abyssal?

>> No.35864397

>>35864377
BASED

>> No.35864404

>>35863436
>“maybe when you’re older”
If Momonika or someone from her sabbath tried to seduce me, that wouldn't be the response.

>> No.35864405

>>35864377
Correct.

>> No.35864445

>>35864345
I have to agree with this anon. >>35864377
They are the kind of abyssal i want to meet and marry one of them preferably Seaport Hime.

>> No.35864463
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35864463

How many naughty boy points do I need to get a krampus gf?

>> No.35864476
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35864476

>>35864345
I kinda like all of them, but none of them really scratch the itch just right like Wendigo even though it’s not actually an abyss monster. Kinda wish more had cool transformative effects on their husbands but that would apparently make me a “monsterboyfag”

>> No.35864487

>>35864463
many
pull enough pranks to make a chesh jealous
then krampus comes a-knockin'

>> No.35864518

>>35864463
just make the local sabbath milfs, the milfs into lolis, make the cows flat, and prank a chesh and you are good to go

>> No.35864547

>>35862691
You are machine gunning these stories out at top speed mate, well done
Other than the grammar typos and mistakes of that kind, the stories themselves and the dialogue are actually very well done and enjoyable, big fan of the hakutaku story
Rock on brother

>> No.35864654

>>35857221
she looks good but I can't say I'm a fan of, uh, the camera angle
don't mind me though, it's your comms do what ya like

>> No.35864694

>>35857221
She seems kind of mean

>> No.35864697

>>35863628
The Sakura Empire sets out to conquer new worlds

>> No.35864753
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35864753

>>35864377
She's so cute

>> No.35864760
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35864760

I wanna take a feral monster girl and turn her into a nun

>> No.35864787
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35864787

>>35864377

>> No.35864798
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35864798

Gonna pay a monster to be my momster.

>> No.35864817
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35864817

>>35864787

>> No.35864819

>>35864798
ya don't need to, just drink a shota potion and larp as a scared little boy

>> No.35864840

>>35864817
Re Class is a fuckable treat

>> No.35864854
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35864854

I want to marry and take care of Seaport Hime. Maybe adopting/inviting her sisters too.
Buying a nice big house and living together as a big family!

>> No.35864859

>>35864819
>pretend to be scared little boy
>older monster walks up to you, grabs your junk and gets right in your face
>"Pretty big dick for such a little boy."
>get hard in her hand from being scare-roused

>> No.35864915

>>35863218
Manticore.

>> No.35864936

>>35864859
I would play it up and really make her feel like she is in one of those doujins she reads

>> No.35864942

>>35864859
>monsters can tell from your spirit energy that you're actually an old man pretending to be a shota

>> No.35864944
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35864944

How in the crap am i supposed to find a Shirohebi if i'm nowhere near Zipangu or a place with shrines
There's no way i'm reaching either of those places unmarried and mana markers are Dark Mage/Tanuki scams for those gullible enough to believe them

>> No.35864974

>>35864944
Advertise your city, wait some married man-nautical monster combo or even dragon-rider combo to visit, ask for their help. The man will sympathize with you, the wife will sympathize with the Shirohebi because she knows how hard it is to find a husband with all the level 1 monsters claiming most of the men.

>> No.35865008

Which mg has the smelliest breath?

>> No.35865019

>>35865008
Your mother

>> No.35865026

>>35865008
Dragon Zombie, it's scientifically proven their breath is so bad they literally turn anything that smells it into an undead

>> No.35865035

>>35864944
>mana markers are Dark Mage/Tanuki scams
What? Just make one yourself, it’s one of the simplest spells around

>> No.35865074
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35865074

Uh oh, Onee-chan is making her move.

>> No.35865102

I just wanna make magical items for adventuring monster girls and give cursed items to really stuck up monster girls to take them down a peg.

>> No.35865109

>>35865074
What happens if the older Manticore you grew up next to tries to get you to call her onee-chan but instead you call her onee-sama?

>> No.35865125

>>35864974
Actually good idea but i don't trust nautical monsters, mermaids and krakens would smell the virgin off me and jump the ship, i'll wait for a Dragon Knight to visit the town while i try to block every entrance to the house
>>35865035
I don't trust working with magic, especially as i'm not an incubus or married to a magical type girl. Mike tried to take the easy route and channel his mana to summon a Demon and all he got was a mana starved automaton smashing through his wall, and then through his pelvis

>> No.35865134

>>35865109
I have no idea what either of those words mean but since it’s a manticore I assume rape

>> No.35865137

>>35865109
Hard and furious breast smother combined with tail milking as you're made to cry "onee-chan, onee-chan!" into her tits over and over again.

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>>35865137
I'd rather get breast smother by some fat ghost titties.

>> No.35865222
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>> No.35865240

>>35865193
how to get hachishakusama gf?

>> No.35865253

>>35865193
Ghost tits aren't warm and don't have that Manti-mofu like Manticores have.

>> No.35865263

>>35865134
Onee is Japanese for older sister, I think. Sama and chan are honorifics. Chan I believe is...something like endearment or someone close to you.

>> No.35865279

>>35865240

Drink shota potion. Enter haunted area.

>> No.35865295
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>>35865193
BIG TIDDIE GHOST GIRL!

>> No.35865323
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>>35865253
How do you know? Have you ever been smothered by huge ghost milkers?

>> No.35865326

>>35865193
AIEEEEE

>> No.35865341

>>35865323
They're ghost nigga, ghosts are cold. A ghost once touched my ass once and it felt fucking freezing.

>> No.35865347

>>35865323
>>35865193
>>35865326
I need to taste ghost milk for scientific purpose of course

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So do satyroses have any ancient secret that helps with hangovers?

>> No.35865401

>>35865386
Yes: Drinking more. You're not hangover if you're still drunk.

>> No.35865403

>>35865386
Drink goat milk
Works like a charm

>> No.35865411

>>35865386
no, they are so constantly drunk that a hangover to them is not having a drop of alcohol in there system

>> No.35865414

I want a powerful monster girl GF but I'm also afraid I would just keep disappointing them,.

>> No.35865448

>>35865414
Sound the Bogey alarm we got one

>> No.35865457

>>35865414
It's impossible to disappoint monsters because they love you unconditionally.

>> No.35865463

>>35865448
>Anon talks about being depressed and not feeling like he's worth anything
>"Confirmed target location, sending the Bogey "

>> No.35865467

>>35865448
Really fucking strong Bogey, too.

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35865482

I crave cows

>> No.35865501

>>35865482
But cows and too big and stink.

>> No.35865518

>>35865501
wat

>> No.35865525

>>35865518
Yes

>> No.35865537

>>35865323
*ectoplasmers
Its a ghost, after all.

>> No.35865545

>>35865448
Jesus, bogeys would have first pick desu if the portals opened

>> No.35865548

>>35865501
gonna have to stab you

>> No.35865559

>>35865501
>too big
fucking coward

>> No.35865567

>>35865548
Do what you must, it won't make them any less shit.

>> No.35865569

>>35865537
I want some ectoplasma right now

>> No.35865579

saying things like
>you're sure I'm good enough?
>please don't leave
>I really like it when you hold me
while hugging, and you will be coddled by your monster for the rest of the day

>> No.35865594

>>35865559
this, big is best

>> No.35865596

>>35865579
Even hard tsuns like Manticores and Gazers?

>> No.35865597

>>35865579
I'm going to ask a monstergirl that is several hundred years older than me if she's okay with an old man like me.

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35865603

I don't know if you guys know, but this picture got a continuation.

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>>35865603
I am a sucker for happy endings.

>> No.35865619
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Small corporeal undead > big ghosts

>> No.35865626

>>35865596
Manticores definitely, you'll trigger her instincts to keep you wrapped up in her arms where no one else can have you.

This is also the only possible way to break a Gazer, that I know of.
Initially she will be smug, with her usual grinning and mockery, but if you persist she'll panic and awkwardly try to cuddle you in a bid to make you feel better.
You can then return fire by saying things like,
>You really do care
>I didn't realise I meant so much to you
Though this may have unforseen consequences.

>> No.35865628

>>35865619
big>not big
simple as

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>>35865619
Big corporeal undead are superior

>> No.35865657

>>35865626
Tell your Gazer that you love she is so kindhearted and you're blessed to be with her.

>> No.35865677

>>35865626
That sounds really comfy.

>> No.35865680
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>>35865680
Never been a fan of transformation, I guess in a few select species it's alright like Werewolf girls but it just disgusting to my senses.

>> No.35865770

What happens if a little human boy has two onee-chans?

>> No.35865777
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35865777

Is it true that if I marry a spider I'll never have to worry about vamp mosquitoes ever again?

>> No.35865785

>>35865680
The bra makes it worse desu
Just have the remnants of her shirt strain against her tits and nipples

>> No.35865786
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35865786

Vorpal Blade Time.

>> No.35865793

>>35865757
I'm a fan of TF myself, but it's a genre that's just hounded by furry, gender bends and even dumber stuff.
I just want to see girls turned into monster girls!

>> No.35865803

>>35865642
She won't be so tough when I detach her bone legs and arm.

>> No.35865806

>>35865770
tags: girl_sandwich

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>>35865793
I consider it a slippery slope fetish, you start being open to it too much and then you wonder why you are surrounded by troons and homos/furfags.

>> No.35865847

When your maid shows you her pussy and tells you to do with it whatever you please, the proper answer is to eat her out until she reaches an orgasm and thank her afterwards, without taking your pants off.

>> No.35865868
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35865868

>>35855430

>> No.35865888

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever been cuddled by a hellhound?

>> No.35865918

>>35865868
It’s exactly because dragons dress like that thinking they will score on the first date that they fuck up so much.

>> No.35865940
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>>35865888
Yeah cuddling with a hellhound is cool but have you ever laughed at a cheshire's joke and see her smile?

>> No.35865951

>>35865918
>implying dragons can get over their spaghetti for long enough to get a date or come out of their smelly coomer caves

>> No.35865963

>>35865940
Yeah laughing at a cheshire's joke and seeing her smile is cool, but have you ever been the little spoon with an arachne in the web hammock?

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>>35865918
>It’s exactly because dragons dress like that thinking they will score on the first date that they fuck so much.

FIFY

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35866044

Is it rude to tackle weresheep for emergency cuddles?

>> No.35866055

>>35865940
>cheshire bullying an Anon for months to show her affection
>one day she gives him a break
>tells a joke, he laughs
>still has butterflies in her stomach when she's in bed thinking about that smile
>eases up on the pranks, spends all her time trying to make him smile and laugh

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>> No.35866096

when your mg post sex always whispers into your ear " don't forgot to like and subscribe "

>> No.35866116
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35866188

Every MG can be improved with bodystocking. Change my mind.

>> No.35866191

>>35865841
Funny thing is from my experience, it's not as slippery slope as you think. If you don't enjoy snouts you still won't enjoy snouts.
It's just a crossroads where you can establish a trade route more then anything.

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>> No.35866217
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35866217

>>35866188
Bodystocking is actually a trap meant to imprison naïve adventurers. You should stay the fuck away anon

>> No.35866245

>>35865125
Damn, Mike got fucked real bad, i feel sorry for him.

>> No.35866258

i like big spades

>> No.35866304

>>35866258
Bet you wanna nibble em too, eh? Suck em and stroke those big, thick spades? Pffft, alp

>> No.35866334

>>35866304
sounding mighty gay there, anon. You sound like more of an alp, m8

>> No.35866355

>>35865868
>>35865918
Imagine Deonora in a fully backless dress blushing like crazy

>> No.35866360

>>35866304
maybe even knead them with my thumbs

>> No.35866378

>>35866304
Remember: if you’re attacked by a succubus, use a paralysis spell to immobilize them, then stroke their tail until they pass out from the pleasure

>> No.35866407

>>35866378
or I can beat them in a childrens card game

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>> No.35866432

>>35866258
fuck spades give me that TAIL PUSSY. Manticore kind or not, i don't mind

>> No.35866463

Does anyone actually like Cancers?

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>>35866463

>> No.35866486

>>35866463
me

>> No.35866488

>>35866463
I do.

>> No.35866495
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35866495

>>35866463
I do!

>> No.35866505

>>35866463
i'd get scrubbed

>> No.35866508

>>35866463
the name is too off putting, i know its a dumb reason not to like them but i cant deal with it

>> No.35866521
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>> No.35866576 [SPOILER] 
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35866576

Shh shh
Let yourself be pampered

>> No.35866594
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>> No.35866610

>>35866463
I always thought they were odd, it’s literally a giant crab with a girl coming out of it’s mouth. For sandworm it at least works because it’s a giant vore monster but Cancer is just... a crab with a girl coming out of it’s mouth. I think the crab eyes are probably what weird me out the most, if those weren’t there I’d probably like them more

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>>35866610
You are like little baby.

>> No.35866649
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>> No.35866713
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Do you guys like your hellhounds with or without the soot?

>> No.35866719
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35866719

shork

>> No.35866728

>>35866713
with their grey skin

>> No.35866738
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35866738

I've gotten a nice handful of commissions lately but this bonus sketch I got from my most recent one is probably my favorite. Ayanobro is good content. Comfy is nice.

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35866756

>>35866594
Anubutt forgot to tuck her price sticker in.

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>>35866738
Cute snek.

>> No.35866802 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.35866808

>>35866783
What a FAT ass

>> No.35866812

>>35866783
all monster needs to get is to be milf with a meaty body, then I'll be putty in their hands

>> No.35866822

>>35866713
Ahem excuse me that is a HellCAT, not a Hellhound. My cat detector is going wild right now.

>> No.35866831
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>> No.35866845

>>35866831
how many monsters ya think would have one on hand? I think that a lot of the old ones would, also all the neets would too

>> No.35866861

>>35866783
Should I read Monster Musume? Is it good?

>> No.35866862

>>35866845
I personally think they'd be handed out like those little pocket bibles to every monster

>> No.35866867
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>> No.35866874

>>35866862
I had just got the image of some succ in a elevator with some dude and she is flipping through to find some good icebreakers due to being a neet and not seeing a man for 9 years

>> No.35866878 [SPOILER] 
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>>35866822
Well that's strange my cat detector didn't go off. I wonder who could be behind this

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>>35866867
AIEEEEE

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>> No.35866912
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Music to bang your Anubis to
https://youtu.be/IYeRzhTdHBQ

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>>35866912
https://youtu.be/5IrpbUcI3X8

>> No.35866951

post fish

>> No.35866953
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>> No.35866963

Reminder that biting a Cat mamono on the neck is pretty much tantamount to proposing. Yes Manticores are included.

>> No.35866973

>>35866953
this snek charmed my snek from his slumber

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>>35866912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOKi6xQmBGM

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>>35866951

>> No.35866988

>>35866979
marriage fish

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>>35866988

>> No.35867007
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>>35866912
Miserlou

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>> No.35867059

>>35866976
What kind of music would grape sneks like?
https://youtu.be/Xf6lN5785-I

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>>35866783
Fat horny milf snek

>> No.35867123

What kind of music does your Kiki listen to when she's cleaning?

>> No.35867130

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to TanuCorp has your location.
Please remain where you are for collection.

>> No.35867133

>>35866895
Posting Regura is cheating!

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>>35865981
>png of a jpg that was re-saved at least five times

>> No.35867150

>>35867033
I'd stand and deliver something to her if you catch my drift

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>>35867123
https://youtu.be/SpAUqSNR8Tk

>> No.35867167

>>35867130
how many times do I have to tell them, I ain't paying my taxes. Taxes are for suckers and I have all my money in gold

>> No.35867178

>>35867167
....Clan Grandun would like to know your location.

>> No.35867196

>>35867178
who? I ain't givin up me gold for no one

>> No.35867244
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I wonder what hebi is plotting

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>>35867244

>> No.35867274

>>35867244
>this time
shes trying this shit again

>> No.35867283

>>35867244
why would I doubt my friend who totally doesn't take my underwear when I ain't lookin

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>> No.35867312

>>35867244
W-what’s in the cookies?

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>> No.35867324

>>35867288
is that chub I see, my molestin hand is acting up

>> No.35867346

>>35867312
Love and affection

>> No.35867372

>>35867312
'Love' and 'affection'

>> No.35867383

>>35867372
viagra and her milk

>> No.35867391

>>35867383
Why not just drink it straight from the tap

>> No.35867402

>>35867391
Well that defeats the purpose of the cookies, shes trying to sneak it in.

>> No.35867416
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The weak should fear the strong.

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>> No.35867441

>>35867402
She can sneak it in through her nipple

>> No.35867453

>>35867441
now thinking of waking up with the taste of milk in my mouth

>> No.35867464

>>35867438
I never considered the possibility of a lamia/snek tail clothing and my eyes have been openned by this. thank you, anon.

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>>35867464
BEHOLD

>> No.35867486

>>35867453
And her tit, too. Don't forget the taste of her tit.

>> No.35867499
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Touch the cow.

>> No.35867506

>>35867486
imangie she did it when ever you fell alseep even when you "weren't" dating and she would break in to do that

>> No.35867508

>>35867499
Too busy touching snek cows.

>> No.35867513

>>35867481
PERFECTION.

>> No.35867521

>>35867506
Man she must have a lot of skill if I didn't wake up thinking I was drowning.

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>>35867508
snek cows ya say?

>> No.35867539

>>35867529
Too much. Too fat.

>> No.35867552

>>35867539
wha, is it the tail?

>> No.35867557

>>35867552
And the tits

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>>35867244
>I vigorously gobble it all down at once

>> No.35867566

>>35867244
Well, I don't see any bandages on her hands or arms... so I think she's telling the truth this time!

>> No.35867567

>>35867529
I need big cows.
Species do not matter so long as they're cows.

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>>35867567
any species ya said?

>> No.35867603

>>35867499
i will not touch a cow until somebody leaks the mattbam cowprint elf milking sex

>> No.35867608

>>35867586
Any species.
That cow in particular would be quite welcome

>> No.35867633
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in the mood for some mofu on the side?

>> No.35867640

>>35867633
Thats a great cowfu, she has something for you to huff while the machines work her.

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>>35867567
Any kind, you say?

>> No.35867658

>>35867646
Not square enough.

>> No.35867668

>>35867646
Now THOSE are some fucking nipples

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>>35867640
>using machines,
you disgust me, plebain

>> No.35867713

>>35867680
I expect to have a lot of very large cows.
Then again, it does only take 10 to 15 minutes (we'll assume 20 to 25 if we go by some of the gals here) so they probably wouldn't be necessary except for certain bedroom play.

>> No.35867749
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35867749

Posting best cow

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>>35867749
>best cow
>a midget
what does this mean?

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>>35867749
no

>> No.35867773

>>35867765
Lolifags are retards

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cringe

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>>35867773
ya don't need to tell me twice, also holy cow

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>>35867646

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>>35867773
fucking based

>> No.35867809

>>35867774
cope

>> No.35867820

>>35867787
why do you keep saying "ya" instead of typing one more letter for "you"?
It's like avatarfagging except annoying from a new angle, damn.

>> No.35867854

>>35867820
What are you talking about?

>> No.35867872

>>35867765
She is literally a cow though

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It always come down to one more job...

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>>35867809
Dilate.

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>> No.35867926

>>35867891
seethe

>> No.35867956

oi, faggots should fuck each others already, I don't want to hear your lovers quarrell

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>>35867926
Have sex

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>> No.35868035

>>35868017
No, I don't think I like this mofu.

>> No.35868044

>>35867989
didn't read

>> No.35868050
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What's she writing about anons?

>> No.35868056

>>35868017
>>35868017
I need an adult to save me

>> No.35868064

>>35868017
Mmm, I like this mofu. Thought it was tail pussy at a distance but this works too.

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>>35867481

>> No.35868084

>>35868017
can I pet the mofu? also want to feed them a lot of meat

>> No.35868110

>>35868050
>Anon squirmed and writhed in her coils
>"Please let me go," he mewled.
>She licked her lips
>His soft, kissable lips may have been begging to be released, but his throbbing erection was begging FOR release...

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>>35867633
dang ol' cowfoxes. is nothing sacred?

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>> No.35868304
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>>35868124
no, nothing is sacred. They have even become what is sacred

>> No.35868352

My cock is sore from dicking my young beautiful kikimora daughter's cunny full of my lumpy rich cum all day long. She's such a champ at taking daddy's dick wonderfully! She'll service me as good as her mother back when she was a young loli that I've dicked as well!

>> No.35868384

>>35868223
I'll take the goat and the sheep.

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When was the moment you realized you had passed the point of no return?

For me it was the time I was fapping to an image and realized I was focusing on the girls oversides inhuman hands primarily.

Big meaty claws or big fluffy paws. I just can't get enough of them.

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