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i was just about to head to bead darling i'll be with you in a sec
CAW CAW CAW
You're late for work, Alice.
*Take me Marisa*
mai waifu *squeeze*
Hey Alice. I stuck it in you while you were asleep, but my the game is so small you didn't notice.
another alice thread how can you still call yourself lonely?
Hello princess, how did your taxes go?
>>358550>>358570...Nnnn... aren't you su-supposed t-to be on the couch tonight A..Anonymous?...
>>358595Tsundere~ So moe! I'm gonna die.
>>358595*Driving rain causes the roof to leak*
>>358595Yeah, about that. Marisa stole your couch.
>>358611W..Well anyway...maybe i-it's better that y-you're here... w-with the storm outside...>>358615I can afford a good roof... go get stuck out in the dark...
Bad news, Alice.
>>358639w...well I-I guess you're just going to have to sleep here then...
Alice...I can't do this anymore.It was great at first, but things have just become so...stale.It's over. I'm leaving you.
>>358482I thought that I was the only oneGTFO nao ;__;
>>358652*ominous rumbling is heard in the distance, low at first but getting louder.*
>>358655>>358656W..well what can I do?...
Do I fucking have to come over there again, Alice?
ROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICE
>>358690Don't you dare hurt Alice! Abuse me instead!
>>358701*yawn* nice try but Tornados happen in the summer and the f-fall... Go away Spring...
>>358697>BAD ROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING ALICEoh hai, i fixd, etc.But yeah, I agree in this case.
>>358711This is Gensokyo, Alice. Things happen BECAUSE they don't happen.
>>358702...w...would you just get into bed?...I..I'll handle this...>>358718
>>358711*Strikes tree next to Alices house, catching it on fire.*
ALICE ROLEPLAYERS ARE THE CANCER KILLING /jp/
>>358732>>358701>>358690CAN'T YOU LET A MAIDEN SLEEP IN PEACE WITH HER ANONYMOUS?!*kills you all*
gddamn trying to make a name for themselves.. *grumble grumble**goes back inside*
I...I'm going back to bed Anonymous... you stay on your s-side tonight...
>>358771*Gale force winds assail Alice's house, causing the shutters to bang. the wind also causes the fire in the fireplace to go out.*
>>358771Hmph, no need to tell me.
>>358806......w-well... I d-don't mind if you hold me a little...
>>358822Of course, but stop the damn stuttering.
>>358822Too bad bitch.
>>358822I'll hold your breasts for you. And your lower thigh. mmmm...
Hey Alice, I'm sleeping naked tonight. Try to sleep with your mouth open.
>>358822*Lightning strikes Alice's motorcycle parked outside, causing it to explode*Fuck yeah! direct hit!
>>358830h-haven't y-you noticed th..that I talk this way when you're around?...
>>358822...Damn it, Alice. Don't look at me like that.
>>358702HA!You may provide temporary relief in my anger by becoming my flesh-covered punching (stabbing) bag. But I know this Alice shit will continue shamelessly whoring herself to anonymous, and I will kill the little fuck in the end. So your act of stupidity will be for naught, Anonymous...
>>358848just fucking stop ....... this thread is fail from the first word
>>358848You piss Zun off.
Go back to fucking gaia or wherever with your shitty roleplaying.
>>358861Get out of our dere dere thread, faggot.
>>358651Source of Reimu+Marisa pic? PROTIP: post in /h/
*Winds cause fire from the tree to spread to Alice's house. the fire spreads wildly.*
>>358890...give up already it's a magic house, in a magic forest...
>>358903magically on fire.
>>358881Whatever, I'm going to sleep...You should too.
>>358911...I happen to like this explanation
*puts out all the fires, uses the antiaircraft cannon on the roof on Spring*
*puts on robe and wizard hat*
>>358975sorry. no physical form.*Lightning strikes at Shanghai wildly as she attempts to put out the blaze*
*RP is bad but RP wars using actions is fagballsgaia fagballs*
*Doesn't use physical bullets*
>>358990. . . It sure is dark in here Alice. I wonder if you're as accustomed to the dark as I.
Alice is mai waifu.
>>358990And thus, all the residents of Alice's cottage burnt while they slept. Shanghai, being made of wood, was the first casualty and was unable to wake Alice and warn her of her peril.With the cottage burnt to the ground, none of them were ever heard from again.GOOD END (4): They all die.
I BET ALICE SMELLS LIKE APPLES, I LOVE APPLES
>>359053FUCK YEAH APPLES, YOU ARE THE BEST FRUIT EVER
>>359030I'll keep you company, Sakuya!
>>359046Oh ho. You're still asleep?Let's see what I can get away with. . .
>>359074She may be asleep, but I'm! not! It's time for your punishment, little girl!
>>359091*sniff* I..I'm not asleep...
Damn that Marisa for stealing the couch.
>>359074Can't get away with much obviously...
>>359061WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
>>359091HA!You think you pose a threat to me, the maid of the great Scarlet Devil Mansion?! I kill trespassing fairies stronger than you on a daily basis!
>>359114Get back to sleep.
>>359177L..look if you're s-so insistent in disturbing our sleep, why don't you just come in and talk it over...
>>359185I..it's ok.. besides.. you wouldn't stand a chance against Sakuya....
>>359225Oh FUCK YOU
>>359258I know what I'm talking about...
>>359202huh. I guess I could humor you for a couple of minutes.But god help you if I catch a stutter coming out of yourmouth, I'll cut your throat so deep, you can't possibly ever make a stutter ever again.now proceed.
>>359225Not unless I challenge her to cooking eggs.
>>359289S..Shut up.... I--i-i-if you were to actually try l-loving someone maybe you'd u-understand...Really y-you just act like a s-sexually f-frustrated.... bi-tch.>>359292eh?...
>>359289Hey Sakuya! Not so tough now, are you bitch!
>>359339This is for stuttering.And I don't need love. I've loved once, and it turns out that they didn't need me. And you know what? I don't need them either!!Have something useful to say, I'm losing patience quickly.
STOP STUTTERINGSTOP STUTTERINGSTOP STUTTERING
>>359514WAR COMMAND: DOLL'S WAR
>>359514Wh-why won't you just listen...I-I havn't done anything to you... b-but yet...
>>359514CURSE SIGN! HUNG DOLLS!
>>359554See? I fixed you. You didn't stutter once in that sentence!
>>359514You're so tsundere, Sakuya-chan! Don't worry, that just makes the dere-dere side that I'll get to eventually all the more appealing!
>>359596I-I-I fixed you too, you're missing a leg.
>>359587I'll listen to everything you have to say, so long as it keeps me interested,and doesn't piss me off. Hurry up, I'm growing impatient.
What the hell is going on in here.
>>359514You just slit her throat, how is she gonna talk.
STOOP KID'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STOOP!
>>359637Wh..why don't you underst-stand that it takes more strength to truly love... than hate...I-I've been st-stronger all along because I love Anonymous!...B-but you're just a pale sh-shadow of jealousy!Better pick up that arm you just dropped.
>>359664I didn't slit it too hard. A strong youkai would be fine after an attack like that. oh, my... the puppet girl is a youkai, right?
>>359686>>359664Be-because Sakuya is weak... like A-Anonymous!...
>>359683HA!Little girl, just because you say my arm falls off doesn't make it so.And if you say is true, then I'm not wasting my strength with this trivial 'Love' as you are. All I need to soothe my heart is the power of timeand my knives.Now, Prepare yourself, you Seven Colored Fuck. (za warudo!)
>>359715Alice, that cruel. I was prepared to sacrifice myself to Sakuya to save you and everything!
This is getting nowhere fast. I'm just going to ring up Reimu and have her burninate everything.
>>359748A..Anonymous... y-you're human... but I..I'm not human anymore...
>>359766Like that matters. Humans can do amazing things when faced with desperation. And if it's to help you, Alice, I will move the mountains themselves!
>>359739Wh-what are you g-going to do.. bite my arm off?...
Shit.As much as I'd love to continue this fight, I'm afraid It's past time for Mistress Remilia's midnight tea. She'll be furious that I'm late. We'll continue this some other time.
>>359802W..well then go! I-I have work tomorrow!
OH HAY GUYZ WHAT DID I MISS?
MAKOTO HIJACK MOTHER FUCKERS
A perfectly moe solution for shitty roleplay threads.
Alright, alright. *yawn* I'm here, already.So where do I begin fucking stuff up?
>>359853It's over already... I'm tired... Marisa stole the couch... there was a thunderstorm... gnight...*yawn*
Holy shit, guys! SPRING IS HERE! Or was. Spring seems awfully mean today.
>>359869Oh, to hell with it. It was too late for this. I'll just take the floor ... Zzz
>>359881GET OUT OF MY HEAD, SPRING
>>359890U..Um... d-don't take this th-the wrong w-way but you could always sh-sharethe bed with us...
>>359898L-let's go to bed...*squeeze*
I claim victory by war of attrition rules outlined in the fairy codex.
So far, Alice's house has an occupancy of four, not counting dolls. Not bad for someone who lives in the middle of nowhere.
>>359937All right, all right....Oh, I guess I should apologize for trying to get you to hit me earlier today.
>>359893scoot over Marisa. Remilia kicked me out for forgetting her tea.
>>359962Any port in a storm.
>>359941Are you sure? What version codex are we playing?
>>359974you coulda slept outside with me, you know..
>>360025The one where you stop asking questions.
>>359974Sleep with me Sakuya! I'll keep you nice and warm, if you know what I mean!
>>3600254th edition. They completly nerfed the avatar rules, but it is the newest edition.
Fags... whats wrong, 2nd edition too hardcore for you?
>>3601462nd edition is full of Lunarian wankery.
>>360108>They completly nerfed the avatar rulesThat sucks, you know, being spring and all.
>>362809You bothered to dig this up rather than letting it fall off the board? What kind of faggot are you?
>>362813I did it for the lulz.
>>362823You gon get b&