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>>35793152I want to make gappy happy
>>35800562I want to see a gappy made happy
>>35793152You called me?
how many kids with her
>>35807000At least a dozen, perhaps even more
>>35807989They're all gonna come out with trisomy 21 because she's so old!!
>>35811001Yukari is not oldShe is immortal and is eternally young and fertile
>>35815184Cute dork trying to be hip with the kids!
I like calling Yukari a hag a lot and teasing her for her age, but I'm worried she might actually get upset or angry at me. Is there anything I can do to apologize and be forgiven?
>>35818313Just be sure, in those moments where it really counts, to love and cherish her. Show her that you care through your actions, not through petty words but through heartfelt actions straight from the heart.Remind her of the beautiful woman she is. Make her feel more than just a pretty face anon.
>>35818313An honest apology.
>>35824827Gap is a smug
I wonder how getting hugged by Yukari feels like.
>>35818313She probably knows you're joking. She thinks anyone who pokes at her age is joking.
>>35833519Would she be warm, or cold like the void
>>35833519It feels warm and soft just like hugging your grandma because Yukari is old as hell!!
>>35833519like hugging your grandma
>>35833519Like trying to wrap your arms around air. Like she would ever let you.
“SHOTAS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SHOTAS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her oversized chest. "I LOVE SHOTAS" she thought. Evening Star - Night Falls reverberated in her entire gap, making it pulsate even as the $6 sake circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of authorities after dark. "With a gap, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>35833519not good, not bad.
>>35839819I wonder who these authorities are that she’s so worried about?>>35845363Cute and happy gappy.
>>35846433Eiki is very well aware of Yukari's pedophiliac antics. Unfortunately, Yukari has been able to very effectively evade her pursuits.
I gonna cum on her gloves!
>>35846446Ha ha she’s bad at her job.
I just had a lovely sex with Yukarin in eratoho TWNext I'm going to make her conceive decuplets 10,000 times
>>35839819I don't like that image.
>>35856574I’m worried about why the gap lady has appeared but she seems friendly enough. She almost seems pleased to have found me.
I love this lady so fucking much.
>>35856862Yukari smiles at everyone. The only thing about her smiling is that you never know if she's being friendly or if she's scheming. Yukari has few friends and few want to see her, but it's usually due to her untrustworthy nature. Truly sad!
>>35801331How do I make those portals thingies like you do? It looks rad
>>35818313Offer your soul to her :D
>>35857927So I guess I’ll just smile back at her and slowly walk and sneak away while being friendly and polite. Better safe than sorry right?
>>35858693Don't be sillyYou're hers now
I want to give her a sensual foot massage.
Life has many gaps, Reimu-chan!
>>35863682W-w-what? When did this happen? Why me!?
>>35863845Foot and back rubs for gappy to make her relaxed and happy.
I like this hag
>>35868431I want to dive head first into those boobas
>>35868431I want to be sat on her lap and headpatted as tells me that I am a good boy that will never think about leaving her
Incoming telegram for mister mod-sama:You are a niggerend telegram
Need giant Yukarin to have her do things to me.
>>35871851I want to rub her feet while she's that size
>>35872351Biiiig Yukarin having a little fun with a little guy after a long day to unwind.>>35873525Same. And I’m sure she would appreciate the agreeable enthusiasm as you do your best in taking care of her walkers.
>>35871851Ran, no! run!
>>35874511It’s too late for her to live up to her name!
Lonely old hag with no friends
>>35875400I do believe she's good friends with a certain fat ghost.
>>35875651name 1 friend who is alive
>>35877849onaholes don't count
>>35877849>groomed since birth>friendlol k
>>35875651Hey please don't call Yukaris' friend fat that is rude and mean thank you
How can I have rough sex with Yukarin?
>>35879745But yuyuko is so soft and squishy!
>>35878050Fuck, now I want some YukaRei doujins.
>>35893036friend not family
>>35899709Ran isn't family.
>>35903501lol cope. you're only making yukari look more bad
Hags are scary...
>>35904562I’d run towards them. Don’t be a coward anon!
>>35904562I wonder what they want with a young boy like me?
>>35905707Yuyuko seems innocent and eager enough while Yukari looks like she might want something “more”.
Is the crazy flower lady familiar with the gap hag?
>>35911378M-my s-soul perhaps,?Mama told me not to trust strangers
>>35911701Perhaps. Having your soul means she can do plenty of things with and to you for the foreseeable future. So maybe you should listen to your mom’s advice and steer clear of this temptress. I can’t imagine that many of the things she would do would be pleasant.
>>35800771I want to be happy with the gappy
>>35912218Mama aslo did tell me to listen to people older than me and I like these oneesans
>>35912257Stranger danger man, now matter how much older they are. They might not just let you go once they have you!
>>35912350No one will miss me and I want a hug
>>35904562They want foot massages.
>>35912378Then that hug will probably be the best (and last) one you enjoy as a free man, her arms wrapping around you before she absconds with you.>>35913449Which one should you massage first?
>>35913675I would go for Yuyuko firstI bet she's softer
>>35914790She looks more reserved in this situation compared to Yukari, so you’ll definitely have to warm her up to it.
>>35903530I rate your post a 2 out of 10.
Just want to say that I love Yukarin, thanks for listening.
>>35911701Yukari only wants to hold hands. She also has nobody to talk to! Ever!
>>35920568She wants to hols hands, I can do that and I can talk to her, everyone needs a person to talk to
>>35920568>>35920585Don't worry guys, I'm talking to Yukarin every day. We hold hands too and all that lovely stuff, she's fine. :)
>>35913675>>35914790Whoever you don't choose is going to be putting her feet in your face the whole time.
>>35926809Oh geez that sounds so terrible, I hope they don’t notice that I’d actually kind of enjoy that ha ha
>>35926809woah that's cruel i hope they don't do it for too long or else the stink is going to suffocate mesmelly hags
>>35927142>Oh geez that sounds so terribleYuyuko is a ghost, meaning she doesn't have much of a scent to begin with.
>>35932741That’s a fair point now that I think about it. If anything she probably smells like cherry blossoms and whatever she’s eaten recently. Now the question is what does Yukari smell like?
Youkai make the best wives
>>35937624It's only natural to wish for the best mother and their genes.
She should show her belly more oftenLike all the other good looking young ladies
>>35940829The rain has made her cold and wetShe wants you to help warm her up
>>35941840Should probably get her a dry towel first and maybe see if there’s any fans nearby to help as well. Maybe put on some tea or another hit drink to help warm her up a bit.
>>35938301You are going to mentally scar anyone who does, dude.
>>35950335I got a boner just thinking about it
>>35922125never enough friendslets celebrate her newfound soulmates together!
i want to be your friend yukari
>>35904562Why are the only options RUN?
>>35955104What other options would be there?
>>35961427Something like "Have a nice time with these ladies".