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357361 No.357361 [Reply] [Original]

I understand about nasu and mollusks, but can someone explain ZUN and the cloaca to me?

>> No.357367

>>357361
It's a pooper and a vagina in one, what else needs explaining?

>> No.357368

ayayayayaya

>> No.357376

Aya is a bird

>> No.357389

So, wait, does the rectum open into the cloaca, or to the outside?

>> No.357403

So, bird cloaca is /jp/'s version of PUFFY VULVA?

>> No.357425

>>357403
yes

>> No.357436

>>357428
aHURRR HURR HRURRR DURR HURRRRRRRRRR

>> No.357428

Suddenly, I had this thought:

The cloaca is to organ systems what an iMac is to actual computers.

All the systems clumped together in one single thing that makes people seeing it go "wtf, where's the rest of it?"

>> No.357441

>>357428
what

>> No.357444

>>357436
I can't believe someone is this butthurt

>> No.357467

>>357444
I'm not butthurt, I fucking hate macs. That's just how I laugh is all.

>> No.357480

>>357444
I wasn't trying to make it a Mac vs. PC thread, I just don't like how everything is all prettified and simple on iMacs.

It's like they distilled trendy, crossbred it with cute, and then dumped it on an Apple.

I like my tower case, dammit.

>> No.357494

On the other hand, birds have two separate tubes for the inhaling and exhaling of air, which is more efficient.

Also, bird penises are fucking WERID.

>> No.357499

>>357467
Irrational hatred is stupid. I just spent half an hour in /g/ raging and saging threads (I guess I'm a masochist), give me a break. /jp/ is relatively peaceful with little fanboy rage and I like it that way.

>> No.357503

so /jp/ fantasies about fucking birds?

>> No.357504

>>357480
>I like my tower case, dammit.
Mac Pro

>> No.357512

>>357494
All of God's creation is beautiful. You only think it's weird because humans have an innately inferior perspective.

>> No.357506

so, anyway, back to cloaca.

cloacas?

cloacae?

fuck.

>> No.357519

>>357499

>> No.357529

>>357494
They're indeed WERID.

>> No.357541

>>357512
Pretty much how your average westerner thinks Japan is LOL BATSHIT CRAZY. Everything that isn't normal for us = inferior.

This is unrelated to the weeaboo phenomenon, who can only see the good things and ignore the bad.

>> No.357548

>>357499
Ok sorry if I offended you sir, I was just trying to make my point is all. I suggest we refer back to the originals posters former topic that was implied in this thread, shall we?

>> No.357562
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>>357512
>>357541
WEIRD

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357630

so aya used her cloaca to get her own game?

>> No.357633

>>357630
yes

>> No.357636
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357636

What's going on in this thread?

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>>357562

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>>357641

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>>357641

>> No.357699

>>357685
>reimuseesthroughyoursoul.jpg

WHAT

>> No.357711

>>357699
LOOK AT THOSE EYES

>> No.357713
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357713

Nobody loves cloacas, dicks, and puffy vulvas as much as Aya does.

>> No.357721

>>357711
Well there goes my plan on getting any sleep tonight.

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>>357764
Her ass looks delicious.

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357784

>>357764

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357792

can you point to the cloaca?

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>> No.357807
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>> No.357811

>>357792
[X] Breasts

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>> No.357831

HOLY PENIS, WHAT A SCOOP!

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>> No.357885

>>357854
FAPPING LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

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