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You say horns, I say handlebars.

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>> No.35723399
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35723399

Are all crocodile gals from the desert kingdom?

>> No.35723418

>>35723399
no, swamp gals with a thicc bayou accent

>> No.35723423

>>35723399
consider the saltwater croc of the land down under.

>> No.35723425

>>35723399
nah, some are tropical
>>35723418
those are gators

>> No.35723437

>>35723425
wats the differnece?

>> No.35723445
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>> No.35723460

>>35723445
imagine the kisses

>> No.35723463

>>35723445
mira esta lengua

>> No.35723475

>>35723445
the rimjobs...

>> No.35723487

>>35723437
crocs are a lot more aggressive, and gators dislike going to the ocean

>> No.35723500

>>35723487
Gators are better

>> No.35723507
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So tell me, what kind of jobs can an eager boy get in the mofu mafia?

>> No.35723516

>>35723399
I want to be death-rolled by crocodile-chan!

>> No.35723533
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>>35723437
Alligator gals
>Closer to your size or even smaller
>Less aggressive
>Will wrap her legs around you during her "death roll" making it more of a death cuddle
>More often than not she'll be walking funny afterwards
Crocodile gals
>Beeg
>Could make a hellhound look passive
>Will make you wrap your legs around her during her death roll
>Won't be able to walk straight for a month

>> No.35723544

>>35723533
what about those weirdo caimans?

>> No.35723547

>>35723392
That's a boat, not a monster

>> No.35723557

>>35723544
smol alligator

>> No.35723586

>>35723507
tail fluffer
fox pacifier
whore

>> No.35723604
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>>35723586
Those all sound like the same thing to me

>> No.35723610
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>>35723547
If lamps and umbrellas can be monstergirls, then why not boats?

>> No.35723625

>>35723507
janitor

>> No.35723628

>>35723604
they are, just different ranks, whore is the entry, tail fluffer is the max postion

>> No.35723635
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>>35723586
i know which one i'm qualified for

>> No.35723658
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>>35723628
Wouldn't the max position be trophy husband?

>> No.35723664

>>35723658
you get that after impregnation

>> No.35723693

>>35723635
whore?

>> No.35723711
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>tfw ywn be too allured by your boss to listen to what she said

>> No.35723722

>>35723507
Theres the obvious stuff, like a whore and a trophy-husband.
An 'eager boy' could also be employed as a salesman in their underground dealings of things like demon-realm goods (such as demon silver weapons, and demon realm plants), since a monster girl is a lot more likely to buy from them than another monster.
Theres also stuff like tailors, since the mofu mafia isn't complete without their suits and kimonos.

>> No.35723769

>>35723711
yea, that silly tiara on her head is really distracting. don't think thats workplace attire

>> No.35723787
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>> No.35723796

>>35723769
but thats like her culture, man

>> No.35723801

>>35723787
I need tall, cake monster girls with massive breasts.

>> No.35723811

>>35723801
do mean cake as in ass or cc?

>> No.35723819

>>35723811
CC, what do you think I mean?

>> No.35723827

>>35723392
God I love holstaurs thingy about raping you if you don’t have sexual with them constantly enough

>> No.35723839

There's literally nothing wrong with being a professional whore in MGC.

>> No.35723854

>>35723839
also nothing wrong with having an onlymonsters

>> No.35723876

>>35723854
Woah lets not pretend they're the same thing, I do a honest work with my body while all you do is teasing monsters and leeching off their money!

>> No.35723913

>>35723876
I also do trick on the corner as well, just change my appearance when I do. You can both

>> No.35723930

>>35723876
it is, in the end we are selling our body, one just keeps his virginity

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>tfw you will never be "persuaded" to spend some time with a nice dark mage onee-san

>> No.35723949
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>>35723507

>> No.35723964

>>35723930
>one just keeps his virginity
>Teasing monsters endlessly through suggestive pictures
>He doesn't expect to have monsters break into his house sooner or later

>> No.35723988

>>35723946
god it hurts so much
>>35723964
I'll flick on my hidden cameras and sell the resulting rape for all to see

>> No.35724014

>>35723988
The monster/s will sue you for recording the whole thing and demand marriage as compensation. And let's be honest, the judges in MGC are all monsters, they'll accept her demand.

>> No.35724041

>>35724014
>implying I wouldn't marry my rapists

>> No.35724058

>>35724041
Would you aim your onlymonsters towards specific fetishes in hopes of attracting some particular species?

>> No.35724082

>>35723946
>dark mage throws her legs across your lap on the train
>makes exaggerated moans every time you try to move her
>too embarrassed to do anything, you ride with her to the last stop
>she drags you out by your collar, says she needs you for "ingredients"

>> No.35724113

>>35724058
Yes, i would. I would shoot for monster milfs and bogeys, holsts, dark mages, demons, and wurms especially

>> No.35724176

>>35723946
>everyday she dresses like this and follows you to school
>everyday you get a hardon in class because of her
>One day you gave in and fucked her
>you now are a dropout but you now have a sugar mama

>> No.35724232
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35724232

Sorry we don't have your waifu in stock but we can make a slime clone of her, is this acceptable?

>> No.35724247

>>35724232
>slime
no

>> No.35724273

>>35724232
I will now defect to our glorious scientist overlords

>> No.35724278

>>35724232
>can I get a Coke?
>is Dr. Pepper okay?

>> No.35724289

>>35724232
can I get her extra milfy as well?

>> No.35724290

>>35723533
>>35723544
>>35723557
How about go to Lustria and get a Kroxigor girl then?

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This is why I fail in math

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>>35724321

>> No.35724381

>>35724321
>>35724350
My head doesn't get enough blood in her class at all

>> No.35724418
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>>35724247
Yes.
Now get in the tub fag

>> No.35724425

>>35724418
make me, faggot

>> No.35724432
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>>35724425
She literally can
You don't have a say

>> No.35724440

>>35724432
wheres my shog when ya need her?

>> No.35724458

>>35724350
>>35724321
>She said I was wrong when I told her that 1+1=5.
>She's currently pregnant with triplets so who is wrong now?

>> No.35724470

>>35724458
you for not giving 15tuplets faggot, so get to work

>> No.35724476
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>>35724232
i like slimes but i want shark teeth. i'm not sure how to pull that off without her wearing dentures which definitely has some weird energy.

>> No.35724479
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>>35724440
DUDE SHE IS LITERALLY SLIME
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

>> No.35724487

>>35724479
shog is the only slime I want, every other one is shit tier

>> No.35724494
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>>35724479
>Ask for shog slime
>Get purple slime wearing maid uniform

>> No.35724516

>>35724058
>ear pics for flayers
>innocent pics of you doing charity work for unicorns and angels
>pics of you fucking other monsters for bicorns
>neck pics for vampires
>bondage pics for arachne

>> No.35724517

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that monster girl bullies are just bullying you because they don't know how to deal with their feelings for you.
Also because the ogre janitor keeps them from sneaking behind the gym storage shed with you.

>> No.35724526

>>35724517
Ok, I'll just grab 'em and kiss, then bully them for being dorks

>> No.35724540
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35724540

Bad

>> No.35724541

>>35724516
>sink full of dishes
>horrible cooking
>piles of laundry
kikis and devilbugs are going to be throwing down in the front yard.

>> No.35724546

>>35724516
>gardening pics for plants and greenworm
>houshusband pics for amazon
>weird memeshit for chesh
>cuddling for bogeys
>brushing fake mofu for foxes

>> No.35724550
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>>35724540
girls

>> No.35724556
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35724556

>>35724550
get

>> No.35724562
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>>35724556
the

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>>35724494
That's okay I'm a slut for dark slimes anyways

>> No.35724573

>>35724567
slime slut
or
ss for short

>> No.35724576
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>>35724562
cone.

>> No.35724591

hellhound in a cone

>> No.35724614
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35724614

How do I counter shog sanity drain?

>> No.35724617

>>35724614
shog milk is the cure

>> No.35724620

>>35724614
heavy drinking's the usual approach

>> No.35724623

>>35724614
whip out your dick and start beating to it. that's what /x/ taught me.

>> No.35724628

>>35724614
just ignore it bro, she might pout but you'll still be sane

>> No.35724636

>>35724623
thats the way to dominate every monster

>> No.35724637

>>35724614
laudanum

>> No.35724652

>>35724614
giving her a hug usually resets the meter, kissing her nulls it, and fucking her stops it

>> No.35724694
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>>35723392

>> No.35724722
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>>35724694
Ah yes the mating dance
I am already seduced

>> No.35724761

>>35724722
>mating dance
heh

>> No.35724899

>marry a lilim
>meet the DL, your now mother-in-law
>the DL wants you to call her "mom"

>> No.35724915

>>35724899
I would

>> No.35724967
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What's the verdict on fat yuki onnas?

>> No.35724973

>>35724967
great cooks

>> No.35725053
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Who's your favorite thread artists? Latenight is my number one!

>> No.35725084

>>35725053
he is mine too

>> No.35725095

>>35725053
always a treat whenever vada drops something by

>> No.35725141

>>35724614
Stop saying such ridiculous things and eat your Shogloaf and drink your Shogwine.

>> No.35725153

>>35724614
I wish to hold the shoggoth's hand while I walk down the dark hallway

>> No.35725169

>>35725141
but where does it come from?

>> No.35725181

>>35725169
All you need to know is that it has all the nutrition you need.

>> No.35725193
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Post big titty Sabbath

>> No.35725207

>>35725193
scandalous a-cups abound

>> No.35725216

>>35724614
Why counter? Become the Eldritch precursor. Be the catalyst that brings entire planets to insanity.

>> No.35725219
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>>35725193
We out of big titty Sabbath, is big titty Onee-Sabbath shortstack alright?

>> No.35725229

>>35725095
oh yeah vadaboob is really great too

>> No.35725237

"Men of The Order! I am no Warrior Priest blessed with the gift of making grand speeches, I am no Orator - that is true. But I am not a cold uncaring man. Welcome to Ustinkistan, gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small - some of you may turn against your friends as monster and demon loving incubi. While your sisters and women at arms may be corrupted and monsterized into beasts and demons with alluring beauty... But you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Hel, Goddess of Death, to receive a proper after life. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern! Now, come. Follow me, strike down the monster and demon hordes that rise against us, allow me to help defeat the leader of this invading monstergirl army. I ask not for my own selfish glory seeking but for the good of the Order, for the realms of man, for humanity!"

>t.Order Battlemage Commander leading Order troops to battle

>> No.35725250

>>35723392
I don't see a monster girl in that picture

>> No.35725297

>>35725219
gimme more

>> No.35725303
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If I marry and make lots of little seedlings with a plant girl, could we eventually create an entire forest around ourselves?

>> No.35725304

You have strayed from the path. The angels have been sent to purify (You)
https://twitter.com/monster_fruit/status/1416242716111818756

>> No.35725307

>>35723839
Are there even whores in MGE? Don’t they find a husband and have tons of sex with him?

>> No.35725322

>>35725307
(you) are the whore in the statement

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>> No.35725348

>>35725322
Ohhhhhhh, sorry anon I’m retarded

>> No.35725364
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>> No.35725366

>>35725348
you'd make a great whore for monsters with a mind like that

>> No.35725371

>>35723392
Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, Brood of Morgoth, or Bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
Neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
dread, nor danger, not doom Itself
shall defend him from Fëanor and Fëanor’s kin whoso hideth or hordeth,
or in hand taketh, finding keepeth, or afar casteth a Silmaril.
This swear we all: Death we will deal him ere day's ending.
Woe unto the world's end!
Our words hear thou, Erú Allfather!
To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth.
On the holy mountian hear in witness
and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda!

TL,DR: Mamono elves are garbage! Ñoldor Numbah 1! Ñoldor Numbah 1! Ñoldor numbah1!

>> No.35725375

>>35725303
yep you'll create a forest with enough libido. question is would you chase out the elves when they try to move in?

>> No.35725383
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Which MG would be the best for this?

>> No.35725391

>>35725383
a lot

>> No.35725400

>>35725383
>six fingers

>> No.35725414

>>35725400
don't polydactyly shame

>> No.35725432

>>35725414
but that gets me off

>> No.35725437

>>35725400
thats the palm muscle

>> No.35725460

>>35725400
don't point that out, you'll make her sad

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>Do you feel safe now?

>> No.35725478

>>35725467
no, i want milkies

>> No.35725511

>>35725467
>in
i think her blush is trying to move things along

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Ve have vays of makink you talk! You vill lead us to ze treasure, Doctor Anon!

>> No.35725629
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If I get stuck in the cheshire kingdom can I leave if I just act cringy and they banish me?

>> No.35725628

>>35725375
As long as they pay rent.

>> No.35725789

Amazoness admirer
Bug buggerer
Demon devotee
Fox fucker
Lilim licker
Ogre ogler
Succubus sucker

>> No.35725941

What monster is best for obliterating my genes if i don't want my looks or traits to be passed on?

>> No.35725957

I've managed to get a page and a half done of my mindflayer story. When it's finished, where should i post it? AO3?

>> No.35726006

>>35725789
spider sycophant

>> No.35726027

>>35725789
Kot kisser
Hound humper
Monkey molester
Ghost groper

>> No.35726045

>>35725789
Lich lover

>> No.35726122

>>35725789
Wisp wifer

>> No.35726191

Testing

>> No.35726202

So I had this idea of a woman who was actually a mind flayer in disquise
At the end of every week she flays her boyfriend into forgetting her, then sets it up so they meet in a different manner

>> No.35726229

>>35726202
its called anterograde amnesia, every day is a new day

>> No.35726231
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I want to molest dormice

>> No.35726238

>>35724614
Be already way more insane than her.

>> No.35726295

>>35726231
Headpat the maus.

>> No.35726308

>>35725609
Yeah? What are you gonna do, molest me?

>> No.35726326

>>35726229
You've said that like 5 times already

>> No.35726349

>>35726326
Remember Sammy Jenkis

>> No.35726379
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Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

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How do I put bullies in their place?

>> No.35726418

>>35723399
Whatever the mamono equivalent of Gustave the Nile Crocodile is, I wanna get raped by her.
Gustave's so fucking cool.

>> No.35726422

>>35726418
It's like a Crocodile Highlander

>> No.35726485

>>35726418
might as well go cretaceous crocodile, thats when they got big and were everywhere

>> No.35726498

>>35726485
At that point we may as well go with other dinosaur girls.
Need a BIG HUGE Mosasaurus wife to rape me brutally.

>> No.35726634
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Hypothetically what should a person do if he accidentally kidnapped an influential and feared with a penchant to an hero heroes wight’s zombie daughter and hypothetically used her like a cum sock all night long?

>> No.35726708

>>35726634
Probably should marry the zombie and keep it monogamous.

>> No.35726765

How does a person get to Wonderland? And do you have to stay or can you tour around and come back?

>> No.35726864

>>35726765
>How does a person get to Wonderland?
Well either you just find yourself there one day or you get an "invitation" from the queen. Be that a note giving you instructions or a Cat leading the way or a rabbit saying she's late.

There are also "stable" gateways to wonderland, but those are rare.

>And do you have to stay or can you tour around and come back?
One is free to leave at any time. Many couples go there on vacation and come back to the normal world without issue. Single men who enter there rarely do leave however, seeing that if you were invited, the queen probably knows you'd love it there or some girl knows about you are really wants you.
You can leave by the end of the tour if you truly want, but again, rare

>> No.35727087

>>35726384
Cock.

>> No.35727132
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35727132

>>35724614
Push through into negative sanity and it won't affect you anymore.

>> No.35727154

>>35724614
Is that
IS THAT A SHADOW OUT OF TIME
AAHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
KITTY CAT, GET MY BACK!

>> No.35727431

>>35727154
Honestly with shog maid it would probably be reverse
IS THAT A COMPLETELY MUNDANE AND REASONABLE THING HAPPENING?
AAAAAAAAAAAH I'M BECOMING SANE
SHOGGY DRIVE ME MAD AGAIN PLEASE

>> No.35727988

>>35726384
sauce for the bulli?
all i get is komi when i reverse search

>> No.35728149
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35728149

Happy to see you.

>> No.35728171

>>35728149
Tail wagging frequency too high, I suspect she's not just happy to see me

>> No.35728234

>>35728149
Imagine the sound

>> No.35728253

>>35728149
Monster Girl Gensokyo
Just like the real one but more cum is somehow involved. Especially the shrine maidens.

>> No.35728298
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>>35728253
Shure.

>> No.35728417

>>35725941
Any.

>> No.35728442

>>35728298
What happened to Kosuzu?

>> No.35728503

>>35728253
And everyone has fanart proportions.

You know the ones I'm talking about.

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>>35728442
Nothing, because Yukari intervened before anything too serious happened. You may want to read Forbidden Scrollery for the full story.

>> No.35728512

>>35728509
That's what I was asking about. What did Yukari do?

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>>35728512
As Yukari explains it, if Kosuzu kept down her original path, she would have turned into a Youkai and Reimu would have to kill her as she did the fortune teller. So instead Yukari got Kosuzu possessed by the Night Parade scroll so she could be non-fatally "exterminated", which results in her getting let in on youkai/human balance and becoming part of Reimu and Marisa's circle of confidants.

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>>35725789
I've got nothing for Y

>> No.35728668

>>35728648
Yeti yearner

>> No.35728785

>>35723437
Gators are lazy when they get big

>> No.35728802
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35728802

>>35725789
Ushi Usherer

>> No.35728817

>>35723544
Gharials are weirder.

>> No.35728892

>>35725053
thread artist power rankings go

>> No.35729053
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35729053

Rape is bad.

>> No.35729073
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35729073

Are cats considered above the pharaoh, because they should be

>> No.35729159
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35729159

The land of psychotic pre-Disney fairies, Earth is their MGE. Crossing here is a miracles and dream. And YOU are the monster girls.
Let that sink in.

>> No.35729183

>>35729159
>oh god what if
>what if humans were the monstergirls all along
>oh god the thought of all those expectations being subverted aaa oh fuck

>> No.35729290
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35729290

>>35725053
>>35725084
His art has comfy faces.

>> No.35729321

>>35729159
Help her deal with boredom by bedding her till she's cumflated and has an actual heir on the way.

>> No.35729405

>>35724232
Post girls in silly hats

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35729446

>>35729405
Do wing hats count as silly hats or is that just wearing hats in a silly way?

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35729453

>>35729405

>> No.35729487

>>35729159
How can human men possibly be the monster girls?

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>>35729487

>> No.35729561

>>35729524
So all guys were just Alps all along?

>> No.35729567
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35729567

Gimme your lunch money

>> No.35729617

>>35729567
But my country has free school lunches!

>> No.35729635

>>35729567
>Actually taking that shit instead of doing the training montage and MERE'ing her
Come on, she even wants you to!

>> No.35729701

>>35725053
Axem and Vada

>> No.35729740

>>35725053
Vada
He makes cute and funny stuff

>> No.35729762

>>35729487
I think it’s something like how in the land of Ultra Beasts, Rattata is rare. If you are a monster girl from a world that is like a fantasy version of Australia, a world like ours would be paradise to her and she could use magic to solve the issues of whatever beloved she finds here.
Kind of like isekai? Though I guess this would be a reverse isekai.
You are walking through the streets coming back from university, find a badly wounded starving vampiress from another dimension, take her home treat her and give some of your blood to her. And this is the first time she ever met someone so generous.

Actually I think I read some manga with a similar premise?

>> No.35729787

Imagine Cheshire Cats and or any potential memester monstergirls being like this:

>https://youtu.be/0oHoXlnv-RE

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>>35729787
Shes smiles but it's a fake one.

>> No.35729824

>>35725053
Nav

>> No.35729858

>>35729824
Nav doesn't really post here

>> No.35729880

I may not be strong, clever, brave or have any real virtue but at least I will never lose to an elf.

>> No.35729953

>>35729880
>famous last words of a man who was instaloss'd by an elf

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>>35729880

>> No.35729980

>>35729880
Fucking slut, why do you like tempting fate?

>> No.35729994

>>35725629
You'll get kicked out if you help that Jerry Dormouse

>> No.35730053
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35730053

All I want is to marry a monstergirl, covertly study her innate fidelity lock, find a flaw to exploit, then set her up with a stranger, go viral with irrefutable proof of her infidelity online and in this way cause social unrest turned societal collapse and ultimately, the beginning of the end of human-monster coexistence, is this too much to ask?

>> No.35730102

35730053
Luckily after only 1 sex session Mamono Mana would make all that plans go away from Your head, as it cures every mental illness.

>> No.35730105
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All I want is a big titty nun gf

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35730137

>>35723392

>> No.35730146

>20 years and 20 kids later
>We're still together, yes, but it's not because I like her or anything! I just want my report to be thorough! It's not easy when my spawn need my constant attention so that they go to school, learn some useful skills so they don't become thugs or mercenaries and actually make something of their lives!
Another undercover agent goes native!

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35730164

I wanna be femdommed by a yeti...

>> No.35730170

>>35730137
This anime good?

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>>35725053
Absolute favorite big ones are Latenight and Axem, and I guess Barb if he still counts. While he's probably close to the bottom, pic related is ok too, I like all thread art

>> No.35730185

>>35730137
Sapphee is superior to Miia

>> No.35730199

>>35725053
Greenworm Anon.

>> No.35730223

>>35730185
Let's be real here, that's not really an achievement.

>> No.35730232

>>35730164
She's gonna force you to lick those sweti yeti muscles

>> No.35730249

>>35730170
I thought so. A bit less autistic than monster musume

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>> No.35730324

>>35730309
rata or fox?

>> No.35730328
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35730328

>primary directive:

///MARRY ROBOTS///

>> No.35730361

>>35730328
I want to make robots bluescreen, what can I do?

>> No.35730367

>>35730185
miia's mom is better than both

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>> No.35730375

>>35730328
Metal is perfection

>> No.35730386

>>35730374
>womanlet kiki
How are you supposed to take her seriously

>> No.35730396

>>35730386
u don't and use her as your onahole whenever you feel like it

>> No.35730404

>>35730386
she bops you with a demonsilver ladle.

>> No.35730448

Cute loyal Kobold apprentice maid under the tutelage of a Kiki. She does her best but messes up sometimes, which makes her sad and she apologizes for it, but her master tells her it's okay since she's doing her best, and that as long as she keeps working hard and getting better she'll be a great fully-fledged maid someday.

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>>35728503
Good.

>> No.35730489

>>35730374
i want more infectious maid species.

>> No.35730517

>>35730105
You could hide between those and nobody would ever find you.

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>> No.35730543

>>35730517
think of the smell and also the feeling of those tits

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35730565

>>35730537
They can't hide from us anymore.

>> No.35730576

>>35730565
Jinkos on high alert now

>> No.35730577

>>35730448
This but with a Cu. They're actually rather versatile girls, that make not only good maids, but good assistants for adventures, scholars, mages, etc.

>> No.35730613

>>35730577
Now the poor Kobold will feel left out.

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>>35730613
There's always demand for maids.

>> No.35730689

>>35730488
Eating and drinking well with Ran and then walking home together in the dusk. Sleeping in a comfy pile with Ran, Yukari and Chen.

>> No.35730741

>>35730689
you forgot getting raped in the morning by all of them

>> No.35730763

>>35730577
Cute sophisticated dog maid that slowly becomes MERE’d the longer she goes without master’s cock

>> No.35730820

>>35730741
I like comfy.

>> No.35730838

>>35730820
but I like rape

>> No.35730845

>>35730763
I sorta like that thing. She's trying her best, while concealing her feelings as they grow stronger and stronger. The end result is high-impact sexual violence, with lots of apologizes, aftercare, and cuddling.

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>>35730763
Let's be honest though, that applies to all monster maids.
If you try not to dick them you're on a strict time limit.

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35730890

>>35725053
Barb and that Japanese guy that does all the unique designs

>> No.35730915

>>35730863
Yeah, but I wanna get raped by a beast in heat like in dhibi doujins

>> No.35730945
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>>35730915
Understandable.
For me, it's hounds.

>> No.35730952

>>35729762
>find a badly wounded starving vampiress from another dimension
>"Oh boy, free slave!"

>> No.35730982

>>35730845
>~1 hours since master’s cock:
>hello master, don’t mind me, just tidying up the sheets for you
>~5 hours since master’s cock:
>There’s always so much dust under the furniture... anyways just let me know if you need anything master~
>~12 hours since master’s cock:
>you’re looking a little tense master, did you want to have a bath together, perhaps~?
>~24 hours since master’s cock
>m-master, it’s hard to focus on cleaning when your scent is so strong... I can smell it from the other side of the house! I need you, PLEASE!
>~32 hours since master’s cock:
>horny whining followed by intense breeding sex

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>>35723392

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>>35731015
Oh deer. Someone needs to calm down...

>> No.35731040

>>35731028
I need a cow gf

>> No.35731053

>>35730982
That's not nearly enough. How about a month of waiting? Then I check in her as she's making loud moans and strange noises in her room.
>She's shlicking to some of my stolen, unwashed clothes
>She notices me, and with a teary "I'm sorry...", she pounces, dragging me into her room before I can run away
>Next morning, I awaken tied down to the bed, covered in scratch marks

>> No.35731085

>>35731040
she's a goat

>> No.35731093

>>35731085
cow

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>>35723392

>> No.35731142
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Getting babysat for a night by two mg sisters, what could go wrong?

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>>35731053
Shlicking to mastah's underwear is proper maid behavior.

>> No.35731168

>>35731142
>babysitters gone wild:shota broke edition

>> No.35731171

I have had a strong desire for a Dire JubJub lately, just holding me lovingly within her wings, stuffing my face between her breasts as she expertly milks my exhausted self.

>> No.35731172

>>35731168
>four more dhampirs were added to the family that night

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>>35731171
There's no such thing as a 'dire jubjub' she just said that so you would fuck her. You'll get a normal jubjub and you will like her

>> No.35731197

>>35731171
>expertly milks
more like nearly fucks you to death

>> No.35731208

>>35731193
is it really titties if they can't cover your head

>> No.35731225

>>35731171
i think 7-9 feet tall is ideal for jubjubs and march hares

>> No.35731226

>>35731208
is it really balls if they can't cover her hand

>> No.35731237

>>35731193
The only real reason I want a Dire one and not just one that exercised is because I'm tall and attracted to BEEG. I genuinely believe I would be able to fall to just about any monster except for Sabbath or Sabbath candidate ones though.

>> No.35731238

I want to be the personal consort to the biggest Pharaoh possible.

>> No.35731240

>>35730656
But she only wants to stay loyal to her master and be praised by him.

>> No.35731252

>>35731238
Do you go AIYAIYAIII~ whenever she enters a room?

>> No.35731255

>>35731238
I want to take over the pharaoh's desert with a lush jungle and azure rivers

>> No.35731266

>>35731252
She doesn't have to be muscular but that'd be nice.

>> No.35731275

Do you jack off to art of someone else's wife?

>> No.35731277

desert biome a shit

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>>35731277
>'ate the desert
>'luv desert girls
simple as

>> No.35731304

>>35731277
It's okay, you can just be a househusband.

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35731305

Silence, sinners. Repent in silence. Any moans will be seen as an act of rebellion punitive with rape for 2 weeks

>> No.35731319 [DELETED] 

>>35731305
BLUE BOARD AND I fuck angels in their anus only

>> No.35731328

>>35731304
>>35731295
best biome is tropical island

>> No.35731338 [DELETED] 

>>35731305
>not only pr0n but shota
Stupid angel autist

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>>35731305
Cringe

>> No.35731370 [DELETED] 

>>35731305
>Silence, swimmers.

>> No.35731391

>It's so gross
>NOOOOOO
>t-take it out NOW!
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
anon getting a rat out of the pharaoh's room

>> No.35731421

>>35731391
throw it at her. whatever your punishment is, it'll be worth it

>> No.35731438

>>35731421
No, the best way to mess with her is to get a fuck ton of them and put them in her room

>> No.35731445

>>35731421
>It's already dead
>Pick it up by the table and say "want a snack?"
May be going too far
>>35731438
Only rubber rats. Don't want to risk an actual health hazard here

>> No.35731452

>>35731391
Don't bully the Skaven.

>> No.35731459

>>35731445
I don't know how I misspelt tail as table but there you go

>> No.35731473

>>35731452
There are no rat girls in the Catacombs. How could they possibly go in and out of sealed tombs? Preposterous. All the wealth interred there is still intact, there's no need to defile the tombs by opening them to check.

>> No.35731482

>>35731445
obviously it would be that and arrange them around her bed and some near her head

>> No.35731507

>>35731473
No one is here-here.

>> No.35731524

>>35731473
>>35731507
Imma go in anyways, cause I like danger and it is erotic

>> No.35731534

>>35730199
doubt

>> No.35731535

>>35731482
Little does she know that very same morning an apophis is waking up to rubber spiders
>>35731524
>gets blow-raped by a ghoul pack

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>>35731391
How rude.

>> No.35731550

>>35731534
I speak only the truth.

>> No.35731580

>>35731507
Ain't nobody here but us chickens

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>> No.35731631

>>35731596
>sclera isn't black
Shoo shoo

>> No.35731639

>>35731631
even black sclera can't save that face

>> No.35731669

>wake up
>go to 4mons /his/
>make a thread about how X event didn't happen and is all tanuki psyop
>wait for the nerd monsters to reply in mass
>say I am man
>post dick pic
>then post hand and say "pic is something you'll never get"
>watch the replies

>> No.35731675
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>>35731550

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35731682

>>35731548
>"Yo."

>> No.35731690

>>35731682
Made for mating press.

>> No.35731692

>>35731631
the best I could find at the moment that wasn't already posted

>> No.35731730

>>35731669
>Then go to 4mons /v/
>say x classic is shit and I wouldn't even touch it
>post face of disgust
>watch replies
>maybe let it slip that I live at _____
>flick on the cams
>profit

>> No.35731738

>>35725237
>Local battlemages murders the rest of his battalion with Hell's Magic's
>Mamono army is left scarred for life
>To make matters worse, when they all do revive, all the women come back as zombies/wieghts and quickly take all the men, leaving the army with no husbands available.

>> No.35731753

what are the benefits of having a sugar mama gf?

>> No.35731762

>>35731738
>responding to the tg schizo spammer
Cmon anon

>> No.35731766

>>35731738
Quit responding to this shit.

>> No.35731768

>>35731753
Sex and stuff

>> No.35731770
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>>35731753
I don't care as long as she's there for me at the end of the day

>> No.35731818

>>35731738
>women come back as wieghts
fit wights?

>> No.35731829

>>35731818
wheights

>> No.35731841

>>35731829
wheyghts?

>> No.35731854

>>35731841
yes, wights with big muscles and big tits full of protein rich milk

>> No.35731858

oyveyghts

>> No.35731871

>>35731858
>my shekels
>boyim, come here

>> No.35731879

>>35731753
it's a nice alternative or supplement to turning tricks on street corners.

>> No.35731880

nowayghts

>> No.35731912

Honestly, if monsters were real, would you be a whore?

>> No.35731928

Oneesheights

>> No.35731929

>>35731912
I'd rather be a househusband.

>> No.35731961

>>35731912
the short answer is yes but it'd be really hard to make a career out of it and not just settle with the first lady that grabs me.

>> No.35731979

>>35731912
No

>> No.35731987

>>35731928
>venuses
>much taller than you
>treat you like a cute young boy
>hugs you constantly
>makes you erect but doesn't do anything about it
>does fuck when you say the magic words
>makes you drink her milk while she jerks you off
>is way older than you
MUH-HHH DICK

>> No.35732059
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>> No.35732087

>>35731987
In my very professional opinion, I HAVE A NEED. Aside from Venuses but that's just me.

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>>35723392

>> No.35732184

>>35732087
>tfw ywn be picked up by an
8ft wight
>swn smother you in her tits
>ywn smell her tits
>ywn never get a boner and make her blush
>swn take you into her bedroom, strip you and smother you with her naked body
Fuck

>> No.35732227

>>35731912
I’d be locked in my house too scared to leave

>> No.35732230

>>35732227
why?

>> No.35732263

>>35732230
giant spiders everywhere

>> No.35732277

>>35732263
from the land down under I presume?

>> No.35732299

>>35732263
mostly got big fluffy motherly wolf spiders around here. i'll be okay.

>> No.35732323

>>35731912
No. I just want to find a single Cow type monstergirl and marry her after learning about her and knowing she is the one.

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>>35731912
Nah, I just want a loving wife. Whoredom in human women is what makes monster girls attractive.

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>>35729159
If the psychotic pre-Disney fairies will give me my own 190cm ghost hellhound with giant tits and thick thighs then I'll be whatever they want

>> No.35732364

>>35731912
Gender role reversal is faggy so no.

>> No.35732372

>>35732277
Yes but really spiders would be everywhere like imagine you're gong to your favorite cafe in the morning and there's already spiders everywhere, clutching their coffee cups and diving you weird looks

>> No.35732384

>>35732372
Fine by me, I wouldn't mind it at all

>> No.35732434

>>35732372
Those spiders must have problems if they're getting drunk in the morning.

>> No.35732440

>>35732434
Yes that's the scariest part

>> No.35732458

>>35732434
Oh no, anyways I don't drink coffeecause I can't handle hot drinks

>> No.35732502
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how do I, a city slicker, flirt with a country gal?

>> No.35732597

Any writefaggotry requests?

>> No.35732611

>>35732597
childhood freind story about a tomboy wurm's body growing way quicker than her mind

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>>35731237
>Jabberwock wants to know your location

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>>35732682
BEEG = tall and muscular, not fat.

>> No.35732791
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MG escape rooms.

>> No.35732853

>>35732611
okay, I'll get to writing tomorrow.
because I'm UI today.
I'll post it here as usual.

>> No.35732865

>>35732853
thank you

>> No.35732866

>>35732597
Salamander shower sex

>> No.35732880

>>35732791
would be unescapable

>> No.35732903

>>35732597
Lilim hires a male escort to Dom her

>> No.35732921
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>>35732750
doesn't look fat to me

>> No.35732982
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>>35732921
Only one drawfag happens to like them chunky.

>> No.35733028

>>35732982
>Drawfag
It's a waifufag. Wockfag likes his waifu big and a bit chubby. He gets commissions all the time.

We like teasing him about it.

>> No.35733041

>>35732597
Anon goes to see his favorite mamano idol/band group and rather than meeting and falling in love with the idol anon gets with a roadie. Writers choice of the species of the monster.

>> No.35733069

How much MGE content would be necessary to get our own board?

>> No.35733073

>>35731912
No. I have just barely too much self-respect, and not enough confidence or good enough looks.

>> No.35733085

>>35733069
>>>/monster/

>> No.35733093
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>>35732363
Ironically enough she is the one that defects from the fairy kingdom to our side under the promise she can come to our timeline

>> No.35733106

when will kc do leprechuans?

>> No.35733113

>>35733106
paint a tanuki and what do you get?

>> No.35733118

>>35733069
Start spreading to other boards until given a board to contain it.

>> No.35733119

>>35733113
A BIG FAT PHONY

>> No.35733121

>>35733113
green

>> No.35733122

>>35733113
another day over and you're further in debt

>> No.35733127

>>35731912
I wouldn't. I want to be loved, even if it's as a mind broken slave, but only for my wife's exclusive use.

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>>35723392

>> No.35733138

>>35733119
no, especially if she has a pot o gold

>> No.35733141
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>>35725789
Toad toadie

>> No.35733147

>>35732597
Human woman willingly asks Succubi to turn her into one of them because she wants to ask a guy out and thinks she doesn't have a chance with him as is. Succs agree and quickly turn her, but she believes they're playing a trick on her because she became a Buffcubus and there's no way he could love her like this. Eventually the Succs make the two meet up and it turns out he really thinks the Buffsucc is the sexiest woman he's ever seen and they hit it off.
Also guy was unaware she was attracted to him, but he's not dense, she just never communicated it properly because she's kind of a sperg.

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>>35725789
wurm whisperer

>> No.35733162

>>35733118
We'd probably just get booted to /trash/ though.

>> No.35733190

>>35733162
And that's a good thing.

>> No.35733192

>>35732597
Write about me pls.

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>>35733069
Relative obscurity helps minimize crossboarder cancer in one thread, a whole board would be a fucking radioactive wasteland.

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>>35733162
Maybe not if it's not overly obnoxious, just enough to annoy but not hate it. You have to think like a /pol/ack or a jew.

>> No.35733203

>>35733113
An angry girl with stiff fur that needs to get cleaned or else she'll have serious health problems.

>> No.35733232

>>35733127
This, but not just for my wife's exclusive use.

>> No.35733247
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Best of friends

>> No.35733250

>>35733232
Her boyfriend's too?

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>>35732865
>>35732866
>>35732903
>>35733041
>>35733147
That's a lot! I honestly didn't expect that many. I'll try my best tho.

>>35733192
What should I write about you Anon?

>> No.35733270

>be me, going to s lay a creeping coin
>think to myself it won't be too hard, they shortstacks
>go to cave where creeping coin is at
>walk into the cave
>the cave door shuts
>I see a tall figure
>its her
>she is a buxum 8 ft tall gal
>pop a boner
>I grope her like the horny monkey I am
>get raped with a smile on my face

>> No.35733278

>>35733069
why are you namefagging?

>> No.35733297

>>35733093
>when you want to betray humanity but she betrayed her own people first
what a conundrum.

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>> No.35733307

>>35733297
Just fuck her.

>> No.35733309

>>35733306
how now blue cow

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>>35733260
>spoiler
Not really a surprise there. You'd get fewer requests only if you set a llmit and said you won't do more after X number of replies. Or if you were a hack and made it known.

>> No.35733319

>>35733069
There's really not enough to justify a board and it'd be terrible for the culture built up over the years due to an entire board more easily attracting /a/ and /v/

>> No.35733321

>>35733297
That’s what being indecisive gets you. While you are waiting for portals I’m sure monster girl scientists are making their own portal machines to travel to our world.

>> No.35733334

>>35733319
This thread was originally from /a/, though. Remember that.

>> No.35733339

>>35733321
>got teleported while showering to a crowd of CC mamano scienstists
Anon, your response?

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>>35723392
>>35723507

>> No.35733362

>>35733334
Doesn't matter. Remember that.

>> No.35733369

>>35733339
hope they have an ittan momen or something to dry me off.

>> No.35733387

>>35733339
Beg for a towel and hope they don’t try to pay back for interrupting the shower by tricking me into bathing in some aphrodisiacs?

>> No.35733431

>>35733387
>needing a towel

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>>35723392

>> No.35733465

>>35733334
Old /a/ and current /a/ are very different things. It's infested with shounen retards and ironic weebs now

>> No.35733477

>>35733313
Well considering I'm pretty much just a noobie my schedule is all over the place, so idk when I'll finish the stuff, since I have a side project writefaggotry + family stuff too.
Damn, I didn't even play a bideo gem for months, so this is what being occupied feels like.

>> No.35733564

what is your weakness, anon? what does a monster need to do or have to make weak at the knees, give up, or otherwise be seduced

>> No.35733572
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wait a minute

>> No.35733586

>>35733572
I was duped, where is my big tall thicc fox wife, I didn't want no pipsqueak

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>>35733564
Show her muscles

>> No.35733597

>>35733564
loom over me and then apply kabedon
the bigger she is the more broken my mind comes

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>>35733586
Right here!

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>>35733564
Big fluffy fox tails.

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>>35733564
Kisses. In fact I really like scenes a man is on the edge and a simple kiss is what makes him lose control and cum

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>>35733564
Cows are my biggest weakness, be it them shorter or taller than me doesn't matter.
Next big weakness would be fluffy parts especially ears and tails.
Then generally beastgirls.

>> No.35733647

>>35732597
Human man and his friends live in an Order city and have a boys-only club with a black magic aesthetic (goat skulls pentagrams etc) but they don’t do any actual black magic as it’s just an aesthetic they like. Life is mostly normal until everyone in the group starts getting harassed and pursued by strange young women who insist on being let into their friend group. Protag has to watch in horror as more and more of his friends fall to the loli menace before succumbing himself

>> No.35733657

>>35733564
be a spider

>> No.35733665

>>35733564
>what is your weakness, anon?
bread....

>> No.35733671

>>35733564
affection, obsession, devotion.

>> No.35733684

>>35733564
Either
>small enough to fit in my hand
Or
>strong enough to rape me because I’m stubborn and the only way they’re going to fuck me is by force

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>>35733260
No hurry and thank you, we are here forever so waiting is no problem.

>> No.35733717

>>35726379
When me and my wife collect enough mana, I would like to make a pocket-dimension that is all sky, with no gravity so that anyone can fly. Much like a freesphere, or maybe even a niven ring so we could make use of orbital mechanics.
What would parallel realms would you craft upon Gathering enough mana with your wives?

>> No.35733726

the big girls are the cutest and lolis are not, change my mind

>> No.35733729

her anons
whats your mg's themsesong

>> No.35733737

>>35733564
So many things. Physical contact is a big one. Handholding. Playing with my hair. Tracing along my chest.

Also whispering in my ear, eye contact, and big and confident smiles have a strong effect on me.

>> No.35733757
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>Lilim moves her hips
>Anon takes 999 Critical Pleasure Damage. **CLIMAX!**
>Lilim moves her hips
>Anon takes 999 Critical Pleasure Damage. **CLIMAX!**
>Lilim moves her hips
>Anon takes 999 Critical Pleasure Damage. **CLIMAX!**
>Lilim moves her hips
>Anon takes 999 Critical Pleasure Damage. **CLIMAX!**
>Lilim moves her hips
>Anon takes 999 Critical Pleasure Damage. **CLIMAX!**

>> No.35733770

>>35733757
God I wish

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>>35733729
https://youtu.be/of141N-VRZ4

>> No.35733779

>>35733757
damn that's just her moving her hips
she hasn't even touched anon's dick and he's already finished 5 times

>> No.35733801

>>35733729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wyOnPJra4o&ab_channel=Teimuraz67

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>>35733729
IMPERIAL FORCE DEFIED
FACING 500 SAMURAI

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>>35733729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jibsat1amLg

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>>35733757
>resurrect at nearby church
here we go again

>> No.35733816

>>35733810
resurrection by erecrtion

>> No.35733829

>>35733729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyiR-EaQBQw
I dont fully understand why my mind make the connection, but yeah when I think about her the song pops into my head.

>> No.35733876
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I'm not gay.... but holy shit.

>> No.35733881

>>35733876
u are

>> No.35733898

>>35733876
I understand that feel. Holy shit indeed.

>> No.35733899

>>35730053
B-based?

>> No.35733904

>>35730053
You are a monster.

>> No.35733906

>>35733876
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1626555156435.webm

>> No.35733920

>>35733904
we are all monsters, I'm just ahead of the curve

>> No.35733930

920
ok edgelord

>> No.35733931

>>35733876
>AIIIEEEEE DL-sama please don't turn me into an Alp I swear I didn't get a boner

>> No.35733934

>>35733876
I know a guy who's into alps. I'll give him your number when you become one

>> No.35733952

>>35730053
>find a flaw to exploit
There is none

>> No.35733955

>>35733876
miring
routine?

>> No.35733960

>>35733876
didn't the order get a little suspicious when one of their soldiers was wearing short shorts and thigh high boots?

>> No.35733978

>>35733960
higher ups approved sweeping dress code changes. haven't you seen the nunneries?

>> No.35733979

>>35733960
they were being proggesive

>> No.35733981

>>35733960
Look, you have to recruit people someway and human eye candy is one method.
Even if someone fucked up the paperwork.

>> No.35734023

>>35733876
how do I tell if someone is an Alp in waiting?

>> No.35734038

>>35733876
My god Druella, look at the size of this tiny alp “boy” clitty. She’s definitely ready to please Big Human Cock!

>> No.35734041

>>35733876
I want to turn her into a full girl.

>> No.35734052

>>35734038
Kek

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>>35733876
>I'm not gay.... but
you are.

>> No.35734090

uh, alps are not gay?

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>>35733876
It's not fair. I fapped to soo much Mash and Hamakaze arts today. I want to turn her into a cowtitty succubus aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.35734129

>>35733876
>this alp succubussy is making me question my loyalty to Lecastie

>> No.35734130

>>35734090
We just don't know.

>> No.35734139

>>35733960
it must have really good stats

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>>35734090
Not gay anymore.

>> No.35734154

>>35734139
would u wear a maid outfit if it had ridiculous stats?

>> No.35734155
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35734155

>she sees you buried in snow

>> No.35734161

>>35734154
Perhaps.

>> No.35734168

>>35734154
why not

>> No.35734178

>>35734161
>>35734168
u have to wear even the panties and bras for the full effect

>> No.35734182

>>35733757
>anon kisses forehand and holds hands
>lilim takes ______ damage

>> No.35734192

>>35734182
0 Damage. Can't beat the 'lim

>> No.35734194

>>35734155
Well, good thing I like hairy girls

>> No.35734198

>>35734182
infinite damage and spilling spaghetti at an alarming rate and nearing a total blue screen

>> No.35734249

Is it possible to platonically hug a monster girl?

>> No.35734254

>>35734249
doromes can hypothetically do it if you believe the profile

>> No.35734268

>>35734192
wtf I was told that was the hard counter to lims

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>>35734249
It's either a life saving hug or a marriage hug, the choice is all in the hands of your erection

>> No.35734292
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>>35734268
That's what they want you to think. That's how they catch you.

>> No.35734295

>>35734249
You can platonically hug a monstergirl who is your friend but somebody else's girlfriend. They like playing matchmaker though, so you're getting your own girlfriend eventually if you don't have one yet.

>> No.35734361

>>35734270
>my erection
Im fucked

>> No.35734372

>>35724899
>>35724915
Imagine the DL and her husband meeting their latest son-in-law and the first thing they do is ask him to call them "mom" and "dad".
Kinda funny and cute.

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I just wanna be a lamia's human heat lamp

>> No.35734385

>>35734377
This, but also her cumpump and food.

>> No.35734406

>>35733564
Punch me in the face and request to fight

>> No.35734407

what is some good advice when u have a boner around monster girls?

>> No.35734414

>>35734407
i think you're supposed to nut in the raiju

>> No.35734423

>>35734406
why are you namefagging?

>> No.35734425

>>35734154
>tfw in monmusu quest you could make luka were his mom's underwear...

>> No.35734436

>>35734425
explain,you faggot. this sounds too good to not know about

>> No.35734442

If you worked with/was friends with a married monster would she constantly try to set you up with her daughter?

>> No.35734447

>>35734442
probably, or set you up with her single sisters/relatives

>> No.35734457
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>>35734361
Your new Yeti wife will take good care of you, she'll never let you be cold again!

>> No.35734463

>>35734457
a bogey is better

>> No.35734467

>>35734436
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1626559709128.png

>> No.35734470

>>35734457
get sweti with the yeti

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>>35733729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4

>> No.35734483
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>> No.35734491
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Cute

>> No.35734494

>>35734457
>>>/d/9825273

>> No.35734516
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35734516

Harpy Sports have some diehard fans.

>> No.35734526
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Birbs with lots of breast meat.

>> No.35734538

>>35734516
CMON BLEW JAEYS!
GET THA FACHKING BAHL!

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>>35734516
what is it
>steal the shiny
>air football
>>35734526
dodo best birb alongside nuke hell raven

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>>35734491
>tfw you will never be a living daki for a spider onee-san's lazy weekend

>> No.35734609

>>35734544
Birb breasts are a wonderful thing.

>> No.35734620

>>35734526
>>35734544
Birb milkies?

>> No.35734621

>>35734100
>Mash
whats her appeal?

>> No.35734632

>>35734620
yes, they are the 4th best milkies

>> No.35734646

>>35734621
she's got pink hair so that's cool i guess

>> No.35734653
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>>35734621
A good girl you could train to your heart desire, maybe. I just like her look generally and how she is a "good girl" which i understand that many people find it boring.

>> No.35734655

>>35734646
looks purple to me

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>>35734621

>> No.35734665

>>35734655
also good

>> No.35734667

>>35734621
I like her design,
I know absolutely nothing about her though since I don't watch or play fate

>> No.35734713
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>tfw ywn see thicc miko in monsokyo

>> No.35734739

>>35734544
Airfootball, or something like figure skating or diving where you're graded on performance doing certain tasks.

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>big, CC nacha takes shota anon as her husband
>because he's young, his spider form is no bigger than a scooter
>rather than being knee deep in the tentacle pit, the nacha just sits on his head while he shoves all of his tentacles into her holes

>> No.35734760

>>35734713
Whether it's tits or ass, I need to be smothered by a monster this thicc.

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>>35723392

>> No.35734793

>>35734621
She's incredibly malleable by virtue of having being a test tube baby that grew up in a lab and has had barely any interaction with other human beings, and she also became incredibly attached to you shortly after your first meeting.
In short, she's the ideal living onahole because not only does she not know any better and can be easily coerced into thinking all of your fucked up fetishes are normal, she imprinted on you and will go beyond her comfort levels in order to please you. In a monster girl world, she's the human girl that would willingly monsterize herself in a desperate bid to ensure your eyes don't wander. Just imagine a girl seeing the way the guy she's into stares at monster girls only to go buy enough transformative drugs to kill an elephant from some shady back alley Succubus dealer before going home and taking them all.

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>go waifu hunting
>find a beautiful monster out in the wild
>she sees you brought a longsword
>she giggles and calls you a weeb
I knew I should have gone with the greatsword or hammer...

>> No.35734810

>>35734796
Longswords are not katanas.

>> No.35734813

>>35734810
was bout to say that

>> No.35734822

>>35734810
I'm gonna assume you don't know about Monster Hunter, so it's okay.

>> No.35734831

>>35734822
I never played it. Do they call katanas "longswords" there?

>> No.35734832

>>35734822
ah I see, you were a fucking weeb

>> No.35734836

>>35734793
i dunno i'd feel pretty guilty taken advantage of her like that,
this just doesnt sit well with me.

>> No.35734838

>>35734831
The majority of the weapons classified as "longswords" are katanas

>> No.35734843

>>35734838
so?

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>>35734760
monsters this thicc were made to smother

>> No.35734859

>>35734796
>Flies away with Insect Glaive

>> No.35734861

>>35734843
So players who use them are often considered weebs who just want to do the cool anime draw slashes.

>> No.35734871

>>35734861
kind of a low bar
i mean is deadpool a weeb?

>> No.35734892

>>35734793
Definetly would make her drink the holstaur milk. I know it's an asshole move but this way i definetly stay hers.

>> No.35734908

>>35734143
I'd like to think a cheshire would be able to sense someone most likely to alp and do a lot of teasing about it.

>> No.35734938

>>35734908
Cheshires tease men they're interested in. She'd treat a future Alp completely seriously unless she can prevent him from turning.

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>>35734851
I have a MIGHTY NEED for a thicc hag harem!

>> No.35735018

>>35734965
god, my iq would tank till it hit one with the amount cum I would nut inside them

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>>35723392

>> No.35735061

>>35735037
i usually dont like memes but i did enjoy the uganda knuckles fad.

>> No.35735064

>>35734938
>time travelling cheshire and your future alp self come back in time to mess with you
i'd watch it

>> No.35735099

>>35733876
I want to fuck my succubus wife together with my alp secondary wife. She can use her tail for it.
https://e-hentai.org/g/1443802/7570cf52dd/

>> No.35735103

I want to bully an alp classmate so bad.
>spend weeks railing your classmate in different hiding spots around school
>eventually she gets pregnant
>fastforward several months
>when the teacher asks her to come to the front to answer a question on the board, she can feel the other students looking at her
>they know that her gravid, triplet-filled stomach that can't be hidden by her uniform is the result of getting bred hard and rough
>she can feel their gaze on her milk heavy breasts that have greatly outgrown her bras and have snapped some buttons off of her shirt
>most of all, she can feel anon watching her, enjoying watching her squirm with embarrassment

>> No.35735110

>>35735064
>your future alp self
Now neither of us will be virgins.

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>>35735037
I don't give a shit what anyone says, I still like bowsette. Scratches that "evil" monster itch.

>> No.35735139

Everyone contributing to the alpshit posting is a massive faggot, go back to /y/.

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What a drama queen
She even sings while cumming

>> No.35735177

how do I get back at a tanuki who swindled me?

>> No.35735186

>>35735139
/y/ isnt into that kind of stuff though.

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>>35734621
Depending on the writer she is a humble possessive girl that wants to protect and have fun with (You). Other times however she is stern NO FUN ALLOWED kind.
It’s easy to latch on the first rendition, equally easy to despise when she is written as the latter.

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>>35735139
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

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>>35723392

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>>35735211
I'd let harpy lady carry me away.

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>> No.35735277

>>35735168
This artist knows how to draw bodies

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Big girls give big hugs.

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>> No.35735305

>>35735289
they also make me have big boners

>> No.35735320

>>35735304
What happened to this fox?

>> No.35735325

>>35735304
no fox should look like that, I would take her in clean her up, feed her, and give her a home

>> No.35735328

>>35735304
i want to take this fox home

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>> No.35735338

>>35735325
she looks well fed to me

>> No.35735346

>>35735338
it doesn't hurt to be sure

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>>35734796
Would let her bully me with her tongue

>> No.35735369

>>35735304
I would take this fox home and feed her eggs.

>> No.35735395

>>35735304
hey, found myself a wife while going to work

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>>35735304
wonder how many men make unintentional harems because they can't stand to see any mg homeless/a slave/etc. I know I would

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>>35735338
i'm not sure what they eat in last origin land, but i can't argue with the results

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>>35735332
Tits full of hubbys energy makes fox very happy

>> No.35735423

>>35735398
I wouldn't say it's completely unintentional on my part.

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as little birdie told me _______

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>>35735398
Take in wayward monsters. Make them thicc. Make them the mother of you daughters.

>> No.35735436

Leading on a monster til she falls for you, then rejecting her when she proposes!

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>>35735401
Clearly the cat is being fed lots of fatty tuna.

>> No.35735460
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Impregnate ancient evils.

>> No.35735468

>>35735436
>as if your approval matters after a monster falls for you

>> No.35735471

>>35735460
Ancient evils are destined to become heavily pregnant broodmom housewives. It is their lot in life.

>> No.35735472

>>35735398
I would probably end up doing that too, I can't stand to see monster girls like that

>> No.35735481

>>35735436
This but with the roles reversed.

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>> No.35735485

>>35735238
I still can't get over the whole "forced decapitation" thing...

>> No.35735489

>>35735482
what does this old hag want?

>> No.35735506

>>35735489
grandkids

>> No.35735508

>>35735506
but I ain't her son?

>> No.35735509

>>35735460
>evil monster tries to cash in on the evil wife fad
>keeps getting rejected because she isn't "ancient" enough
>can only seethe while watching old hags and washed up villains get married
you won't forget to marry young evils right anon?

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>>35735489
Tofu.

>> No.35735514

>>35735509
NAH, SON. I WAS MADE FOR OLD HAGS

>> No.35735516

>>35735508
first you give her kids
then you give her grandkids
pretty simple plan as far as fox machinations go.

>> No.35735530
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>>35735509
Maybe. Maybe not.

>> No.35735532

>>35735516
uhhh.....I'm still lost

>> No.35735537

>>35735532
that's okay, she handles the complicated parts.

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>> No.35735543

>>35735541
why do I feel like she is a chunni?

>> No.35735548
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>>35735541
It's finally snake o' clock.

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Fish.

>> No.35735555

is there a point where you are too dumb be tricked by a monster?

>> No.35735556

>>35733362
Nah, /a/ was better.
>>35733465
Old /a/ mgt and current /jp/ mgt have gotten very different now too.

>> No.35735563

>>35733446
If your fairy companion was this annoying to you, would you squeeze her and chuck her?

>> No.35735569

>>35735555
When you are as dense as a typical harem protagonist

[angry succ noises]

>> No.35735571

>>35735555
when she's on your bed in lingerie and you think she's there for a sleepover

>> No.35735572

>>35733465
>It's infested with shounen retards and ironic weebs now
i've heard people making that same accusation five years ago,
just how old is your "old /a/"?

>> No.35735582

>>35733069
>our own board?
jesus fuck anon,
if there is one thing that would destroy mg discussion on 4chan its a whole board dedicated to it.

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>>35735459
TIT SWEAT AAAAAHHHHH I'M SO HORNYYYYYYYY

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>>35735587

>> No.35735610

>>35735599
rip and nice dubs

>> No.35735613
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>>35735599

>> No.35735619

>>35735613
f (x9)

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>>35735613

>> No.35735632

>>35735628
This is why they have the toothpicks in them.

>> No.35735635

>>35735632
the only burgers this has happened to me were the ones from jack in the box.

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>>35735139
Potential alp detected

>> No.35735651

>>35735635
I've never had this with a burger, like, I may have a little bit of stuff drip on a plate but I've never had full on patty loss or a major tomato slipage

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>>35735613
Punish her for being a messy eater

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>>35735650

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>>35735653
The sadness of losing her burg is punishment enough. I would wash it and throw it back on the grill for her.

>> No.35735674

>>35735672
>wash it
wat

>> No.35735675

>>35735650
>>35735662
Fuck off faggots

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>> No.35735680

This thread smells like fried tofu, what gives?

>> No.35735682

>>35735680
the foxes are amoung us

>> No.35735683

>>35735674
Not him but its less weird than you'd think.
The meat still has the flavor, its more just getting the dirt off and doing a bit of re-heating/burning off excess liquid.

>> No.35735685
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So what exactly has MG inspired you to do, anon?

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>>35735674
Cooked burger falls on ground, rinse/wash under the hose for a few seconds, put back on hot grill for a minute and it's good as new.

>> No.35735694

>>35735685
no joke, draw women

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>>35735662
yeah...

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>>35735680
The foxes are continuing to spread their propaganda. Don't fall for it!

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>>35735682
>>35735702

>> No.35735710

>>35734748
hot

>> No.35735711
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>>35735675
why fight it?

>> No.35735730

>>35735702
I gotta tell somebody!

>> No.35735736

>>35735702
I am being paid in mofu, I will not stop

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>>35735702
at least you can always trust cows

>> No.35735766

>>35735756
yes, but don't cows have fur, not scales?

>> No.35735778

>>35735766
it's a rare skin condition

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>>35723392
What kind of monster girl would Bremerton be?
Hard mode: not a holst

>> No.35735785

>>35735756
A trustworthy cow.

>>35735766
Look at her chest, she's obviously some sort of mino-offshoot.

>> No.35735792

>>35735711
Fuck off

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>>35735766
Who made that rule?

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Things an alp would say to his husband while pregnant

>> No.35735804

>>35735780
Succ

>> No.35735810

>>35733564
a gentle but assertively affectionate approach and an indulgent sexual disposition

>> No.35735811

>>35735778
>>35735785
>>35735800
are monsters other trying to take holst's niche

>> No.35735812

>>35735803
>Hey, wanna get some pizza or go out?

>> No.35735820

>>35735811
No, laws have been updated to include more species under the cow designation.

>> No.35735823

>>35735811
i can't think of many reasons why all monsters shouldn't be at least a little bit part succubus, cow and fox

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>>35735803

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>> No.35735856

>>35735750
Sporty Shirohebi!

>> No.35735863

>>35735823
why fox?

>> No.35735872

>>35735863
i like fox

>> No.35735878

>>35735872
oh, okay, but how would that work on a snek tho?

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>>35735863
Because the Demon Lord wills it.

>> No.35735893

>>35735878
fox ears, four-six fox arms

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>>35735878

>> No.35735923

>>35735905
Finally, the perfect monster girl.

>> No.35735926

>>35735825
Alps don't get to be smug. Smug alps get rough breeding.

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>>35735923

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>> No.35735968

im sad that mgs dont exist to save me from my sad sack life.

>> No.35735978

>>35735926
Alp getting smug after seducing a “straight” man

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>> No.35736008

>>35735937
I don't like that devilish grin, where does she think she's gonna put those tentacles.

>> No.35736009

>>35735978
>alp teasing human boy
>"Bet you like pussy, don't you? Want some of my pussy, gay boy?"
>"Uh, yeah, I like pussy. Sure."
>alp flustered that anon agreed to fuck her

>> No.35736029

>>35736009
i figured they'd start with bro-jobs to get their foot in the door

>> No.35736044

>>35735937
ultra rape

>> No.35736055

Ordinary dogs have their own charm to them. Please don't forget about the poor common Kobolds, they need to be loved too.
Visit your local monster girl pound today and adopt, to give a good girl a loving home instead of spending money to buy a bred Kobold.

>> No.35736061

>>35736055
why does no one want the big kobolds?

>> No.35736065
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>> No.35736069

>>35736029
I want to frot my cock against an alp’s tail!

>> No.35736071

>>35736061
They think they're a hassle to take care of. If you want to give those big girls some love, then you should adopt one today.

>> No.35736079

>>35736069
While she bends it forward between her legs?

>> No.35736082

>>35736071
ok, but why do they often have the warning of very dangerous on their tags

>> No.35736092

monster girls sniffing YOUR underwear

>> No.35736093

>>35736079
probably sit next to each other and ironically watch some porn while ironically touching each other as a joke

>> No.35736099

>>35736092
thats it, I bringing them over my knee and giving them a spanking

>> No.35736109

>>35736093
ok anon I know what doujin what you are referencing lets just stop before you escalate things.

>> No.35736133

>>35736099
That's it, I'm reporting you to Boogey so she will give you a spanking

>> No.35736136

>>35736092
>tfw you have to keep buying underwear because the monster sorority keeps doing boxer raids
This seems like a Danuki plot to sell underwear

>> No.35736139

>>35736109
i don't know it, but it sounds like it's better that way.

>> No.35736146

>>35736136
imma do some panty raids then

>> No.35736153

>>35736092
>monster girls sniffing YOUR underwear
>WHILE you're still wearing them.

>> No.35736159

>>35736153
wat, how

>> No.35736169

>>35736133
that hag gotta catch me first

>> No.35736170

>>35736159
>pulls down your pants
>inserts face into your crotch
>SNIIIIIIIIIIIFF

>> No.35736172

>>35736170
the superpower of lolis and shortstacks

>> No.35736174
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>>35736061
Hot

>> No.35736178

>>35736082
Because the handlers don't treat her properly, and since she's bigger, the same movements a smaller Kobold would make would hurt them more, even if she didn't mean to.
She just needs a Kobold whisperer to rehabilitate her and train the handlers and future owner how to interact with her properly.

>> No.35736179
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91321805
You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>> No.35736186

>>35736174
Meant to quote >>35736092

>> No.35736187
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Aren't dragon maids awesome?

>> No.35736190

>>35736133
Gonna find her first and spank her back preemptively.

>> No.35736193

>>35736092
no wonder my underwear is mysterious covered in some fluid

>> No.35736207

>>35736170
Which monsters would be most likely to get addicted to crotch sniffing?

>> No.35736217

>>35736207
all the animal ones and jubjubs

>> No.35736220

>>35736207
Dog girls, no doubt. Male scent sends them into heat.

>> No.35736223
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>>35736008
All over you, I imagine.

>> No.35736225

>>35736207
Yes

>> No.35736227

>>35736207
ghoul

>> No.35736231

>>35736207
You mean a monster girl that likes to spam takedowns?

>> No.35736234
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Important clothing windows.

>> No.35736244

>>35736231
monsters who do that deserve the nelson

>> No.35736248

>>35736244
Good luck getting that through her superior wrestling skills.

>> No.35736265

>>35736248
just get behind her and play with her pussy, she fall in no time

>> No.35736267

>tfw you will never have a mansion full of maid monsters
>every single one of them heavily pregnant with your daughters, clad in custom cow print uniforms that provide easy access to their massive milky breasts and and plump asses

>> No.35736274

>>35736267
Heaven given form

>> No.35736289
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>>35736187
>>35736267

>> No.35736299

>>35736267
now that sounds like a good retirement plan

>> No.35736315

>>35736274
Indeed. Especially when you walk down the hall, see one of your maid breastfeeding a couple of your daughters, and she asks you to feel the new daughters kicking in her womb. She look you in the eyes with heartpupils and beg you to give her some more after these come out.

>> No.35736326

>>35736315
Meidos hooked on being bred by master are a dangerous thing.
You gotta keep up your stamina.

>> No.35736354

>>35736289
Reminder that head maids deserve the most daughters and that you should take virility boosters before each mating session with her.
>>35736326
It's a good thing your maids keep you fed with good food made with plenty of stamina enhancing ingredients

>> No.35736364

>>35736354
>So if he stretches out our wombs with his seed, it just means we'll get more pregnant right?
>Of course! its simple statistics!

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>>35736289
Sorry, I only hire human maids.

>> No.35736397

>>35736383
>hum*ns
are you sure?
do they have weird behaviors, growths, or tastes in food?

>> No.35736415

>>35736383
Human maids exist soley to be turned into monster girls by spiking their food.

>> No.35736417
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>>35736397
Absolutely not.

>> No.35736423

>>35736383
has your milk coffee started tasting weird recently? I think your "human" maid might be a stealth cow.

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>>35736423
Are you saying that it's impossible for human girls to achieve bust sizes of this level?

>> No.35736453

>>35736417
thats a bote
>>35736445
yes cause if they do have it, well they are cow

>> No.35736546

hello

>> No.35736578
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35736578

Purple milk.
Purple milk!

>> No.35736606

>>35736578
I would risk it all for a slip of the shog milk

>> No.35736610

>>35736578
Sorry shoggy, you aren't busty enough to be considered a cow

>> No.35736618

>>35736610
is there shog art with big tits?

>> No.35736619

>>35736578
Shogposting has made me want an Eldritch wife

>> No.35736643

>>35736578
Drink deep of the shog milk.

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>>35736618
shog best maid

>> No.35736658

>>35736618
sadly, no

>> No.35736664

>>35736643
I gomad as I gomad as i gomad as igomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomadigomadasigomad

>> No.35736672

The best part about a Shoggoth is that none of your asshole coworkers will touch your purple tinted food.

>> No.35736676
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I'm gonna call the police you filthy hobo

>> No.35736695

>>35736578
>>35736657
I feel like sleeping with a Shoggoth would be the most comfortable nights sleep imaginable. You'd be enveloped on all sides, the soft whispers from nowhere lulling you to sleep.

>> No.35736703

>>35735662
that's not how it works

>> No.35736711

>>35736695
weresheep
bogey
lava golem

>> No.35736712
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>>35736672
What happens if I eat shog food but I'm not her mastah?

>> No.35736715

>>35736672
>fat coworker tries to steal your lunch
>gets their hand smacked by the purple container
>tries to complain to hr but why would a food container attack them?
make sure to give your maid thanks by kissing your food container

>> No.35736717

>>35736676
Cute smoke hobo.
Hope she's ready to move into my house and play nerdy games.

Also for mammy bammy to triple her cupsize.

>> No.35736747

>>35736712
extreme pain awaits u for being stupid

>> No.35736760

>>35736712
it will snarl at you before you can even get it close to your mouth

>> No.35736766

>>35736712
explosive (literally) diarrhea.

>> No.35736767

>>35736712
eldritch CBT

>> No.35736780

>>35736767
cbt fags get the rope

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BIG
F@
C@
T@S

>> No.35736790

>>35736780
they already suffer enough

>> No.35736796

>>35736782
fuck, i'm already losin iq

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Someone say big cats

>> No.35736825
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>>35736819
Big kots

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>>35736819
beeg

>> No.35736842

>>35736836
I like her face

>> No.35736851

>>35736836
he creamed his pants

>> No.35736857

>>35736842
I like how plump she is and the fact that she's like 8 feet tall.

>> No.35736864

>>35736851
Can you really blame him?

>> No.35736871

>>35736864
nah, but i just noticed that he did

>> No.35736898

>>35736864
yes, i ain't a quickshot

>> No.35736915

>>35736836
Why's he pissing himself haha pathetic

>> No.35736931

>>35736915
you were always a very special boy, anon

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>>35735990
AHHHHHHHHH

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>> No.35737035
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>>35735990
>>35736943

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>>35736383
But she's taken.

>> No.35737118
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How much must I coom inside coomerbird till she's satisfied?

>> No.35737129

>>35737118
When does 1/x touch the y axis?

>> No.35737158

>>35737129
I can't understand math, it makes my head feel like gravy

>> No.35737166

>>35736657
Nah.

>> No.35737180

>>35737166
>t.seething kiki

>> No.35737181

>>35737129
I'd like to identify a jubjub's curves, if you know what I mean.

>> No.35737193

>>35737118
until you nut red

>> No.35737215

>>35737180
There are a lot of monster girl species that would be better maids than Shoggoths.

>> No.35737221

>>35737215
go on

>> No.35737282

>>35737221
not him, but Lava Golem
She could just incinerate any uncleanliness.

>> No.35737313

>>35737282
you do know that the scent of that would cause some things to smell even worse

>> No.35737314

>>35737221
valkyrie maid seems kinda neat. i'd probably want both though

>> No.35737321

>>35737313
The burning will continue until the smell improves.

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>> No.35737345

>>35737321
and theres goes your house up in flames

>> No.35737365

>>35737328
this gain goblin is here again to steal my gains

>> No.35737369

>>35737345
You can't have a dirty house if you don't have a house.
She's the perfect maid.

>> No.35737380

>>35737369
modern probelms require mamano solutions

>> No.35737383
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>>35737158
Then you need a haku to teach you the way of math
Just don't stare at her tits during class.or you'll be punished hard, so hard!

>> No.35737390
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Skeletons are secretly the best maids

>> No.35737397

>>35737383
It's not my fault her nipples are printing on her thin fabric.

>> No.35737400

>>35737390
explain your to the kiki counsel of approval

>> No.35737414

>>35737383
I was taught by haku but dropped out due to never being able to learn anything. sensei was too sexy

>> No.35737419

>>35737390
>falls apart from a stiff breeze
>keeps master up all night with her rattling bones
>has to chase dogs that steal her bones
sorry try again

>> No.35737427

>>35737313
>throw some dried sage and lavender around on the floor
>whole house smells great after she burns it all
Problem solved.

>> No.35737429

kikihellhound

>> No.35737451

werekiki

>> No.35737460
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>>35737328
>>35737365
Oh no! All this Goblin sex is too much cardio! My muscles!

>> No.35737463

>>35737451
>normal girl by day
>maid by night

>> No.35737476

>>35737460
>Anon cries over his precious gains
>goblin doesn't understand her new hubbie's issue
>shrugs it off as a human thing and just pats his back with words of encouragement

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>>35731912
>would you be a whore?

Only for my wife.

>> No.35737489

>>35737460
time to recoup the loss by drinking her milk

>> No.35737552

>>35737463
He said Werekiki, not Weremaid.

>> No.35737554

which monsters are the best shortstack?

>> No.35737558

>>35737463
She better be a slob during the day

>> No.35737582
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>>35737554
Holstaurs

>> No.35737598

what kind of people would refuse to date a MG?

>> No.35737614

>>35737598
Me, because I’m stubborn

>> No.35737625

>>35737476
>pats his back with words of encouragement
More like slaps his ass and drags him back towards the bed while he begs for a break.

>> No.35737638

do I pray to ares for gains?

>> No.35737675

Do monster girls have one dedicated fetish restaurant (McMONalds), separate restaurants for species families (Goodcents Centaurs), or do they just work at the other fetish restaurants (Tomboy Outback)?

>> No.35737711
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Seen any monster girls? Ahahahaha

>> No.35737741

>>35737598
Other monster girls.

>> No.35737783

>>35737554
red caps

>> No.35737785
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>>35737328
>goblins continue to make me want to breed them
They can't keep getting away with it!

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>>35737638
No, you need Eros

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>>35737675
Hello anons, my name is Anon and I’m looking for 500,000 for %15 of my company: Lamia Seven-Eleven, or as the cool kids say, Snek-Eleven

>> No.35737829

>>35737805
>tfw you will never get buff off of your waifu's love

>> No.35737926
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>>35737675
I prefer to eat at Big Titty Goth Grill. Food's good and the waitresses are nice. They seem to perk up whenever they see me come in, for some reason. Well, as perky as a goth girl can be, anyways.

>> No.35737965
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>>35737675
Wankandan Fried Chicken. Home of the Bucket and Original Chicken sandwich.

>> No.35738029

>>35737675
>go to tomboy outbreak
>hyperventilating bunyip waiter approaches your table but runs off crying when you make eye contact
>angry looking cassowaries judge you from behind the counter
7/10 would go again

>> No.35738156
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>>35738156
New, from Gazer Corp, Goop Bra™ !

>> No.35738215

>>35738029
Can I ask to cuddle with the bunyip waitress?

>> No.35738545
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Crimson or corruption?

>> No.35738616

hello guys, i was writing a story about mindflayers and got stuck, so i decided to take it in a new direction. Heres what I had. Hope someone likes what little there is.
https://ghostbin.com/paste/LsqBN

>> No.35738669

>>35738616
It should end with the mindflayer not being a mindflayer at all just a regular tentacle that was unsure how to pleasure a man and just stuck her tentacles in his mouth and ears

>> No.35738688
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Why is monster girl erotica (especially harem erotica) so common?

I've been looking for more light stuff like monster musume, but it seems far rarer

>> No.35738714

>>35737675
What makes you think they don't have small businesses as well, not just restaurant chains?
Nothing quite like the smell of fresh homemade bread from the nice friendly neighbor Kobold's little bakery.

>> No.35738724

>>35738688
Look in manga sites instead of doujin/h-manga sites.

>> No.35738752

>>35738688
We need more monster girl stories like Monster Musume, but where he actually has sex with them. Stop pussfooting around the issue and progress the damn romance.

>> No.35738806

>>35738752
t. Miia

>> No.35738843

>>35738752
Just read Living with Monster Girl.

>> No.35738856

>>35738843
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6723

>> No.35738858
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>>35738752
Then go find a genie and make a wish

>> No.35738879

>>35738858
I wish for more wishes.

>> No.35738893
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>>35738858
>"What is your wish, human?"
>"I wish you were thicc as hell."
>"Granted."

>> No.35738934

>>35738893
>"What is your wish, human?"
I wish I had a genie to wish for wishes

>> No.35738946

>>35738893
>>35738934
>>"What is your wish, human?"

Three more wishes.

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>> No.35739145

>>35739118
Fair trade

>> No.35739180

>>35739118
How can I say no to that face?

>> No.35739187

>>35739118
Ok.

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