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The front page now belongs to the Watatsuki sisters. Only Lunarians may enter here!

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>> No.35702010

Dumn, dumb, DUMB Moonies! Your home isn't even a planet! Hahahahaha! How pathetic!

>> No.35704175

Take it back, bully!

>> No.35705149
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toyohime showing her moon to everyone

>> No.35707597

>Only Lunarians may enter here!
>Only Lunarians
I don't know what this is.
A trap for Lunarians, or a trap for humans.

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>> No.35710217

I think there's a Yorihime version, but I'll have to find it.

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Stop downloading pixiv samples you big dumb idiot

>> No.35710275

The horny bunnies are the best part of this image.

>> No.35710378

Lunarians kidnap earthlings and turn them into rabbits.

>> No.35711307

That’s kind of horrifying. Why would they do such a thing?

>> No.35711330

To get more workers and soldiers.

>> No.35711456

Why must they be so cruel?
I don’t want to be a moon rabbit.

>> No.35713303

you will be injected with rabbit hormones and go in heat every 6 hours

>> No.35713414

Oh god please no. Please don’t do that to me Watatsuki sisters.

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i don't think so

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>> No.35723184

you will be turned into the next reisen

>> No.35723421

Embrace life as a horny rabbit.

>> No.35725598

reject lunarian
embrace humanity

>> No.35725644
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I really really like himes. Genuinely.

>> No.35726597

Mfw I feel both.

>> No.35726852

You will always be a hime lover.

>> No.35727138

I know it and I do like them immensely.

>> No.35727369

Mah nigga. WHERE ARE THE BATHROOMS ON THE MOON? I had to piss on a crater

>> No.35728403

Why? Please explain.

>> No.35729028

I like their design and personalities. Their lives are a mistery outside of two works and one game that doesn't directly feature them. I want to know more about them. The life on the moon, the Capital and it's people. Ruled by the himes. I seek more info about their past; visit them and hug them. The sword techniques that I'll never see, the training that Yorihime went thru, the diet Toyohime used to take.. I need to know more. I am giving all of my attention to the himes right now (and some earthling hus) just so ZUN can hopefully create another arc about them. After all... himes used to be us.

>> No.35731743

The people from the moon are going to face the wrath of Michael Jackson.

>> No.35732151

It's every humans duty to have nothing but pure hatred against these beings.

>> No.35732742

Bow, kneel and praise the himes if you know what's good for you.

>> No.35732754

But I'm already a hime, I can't be a rabbit.

>> No.35733047

Isn't there some folklore about a bunny princess?

>> No.35733583

Yeah? Well, what happens if I don’t do that huh?

>> No.35737742

you get a hime cut

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>> No.35738398

If you're a lunar hime, you can't be an earthling. Only humans who reject being a hime get turned into rabbits.

>> No.35738456

They all run away from a clown fairy. That's just sad.

>> No.35739506

Most planets have at least one moon. Imagine how many himes are out there...

>> No.35739558

Ha! Jokes on them I’ve already got a buzz cut and I’ll keep it up to prevent them from giving me a hime cut!

>> No.35739654

it's magic, you have no choice

>> No.35739876

I can't blame them for that. I'd run too.
However, I can bash them about claiming to be superior, while living in a way smaller and boring place than Earth. Heh, lunies..

>> No.35740065

The only thing you'll bash is mochi once you're captured and enslaved.

>> No.35740163

Not gonna happen. I'll just have a flag with me and let it annihilate them.

>> No.35740177

You won't be an earthling any more, you'd be a moon rabbit. A lunie.

>> No.35740196

A white flag?

>> No.35740262

It won't be white for long.

>> No.35740326

That’s not fair. I don’t want a dumb haircut.

>> No.35740484

why would a hime not have a hime cut

>> No.35740514

I don't hate them at all.

>> No.35742664

But I’m not a hime, I’m a human of Earth! Now that I think about it how did I even get to the moon?

>> No.35743896

They are a threat to mankind. They are our sworn enemies. You HAVE TO hate them.

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This thread has now been stolen from the Watatsuki sisters by the Wakatsuki sisters.

>> No.35744266

But they're not a threat to himekind (which we'll all be).

>> No.35749249

Do not fall for the enemy, Anon.

>> No.35749932

Himes are not the enemy.

>> No.35750920

But they seem so nice and sweet...

>> No.35756759

It's a ploy. Those Moonites aren't your friend.

>> No.35756832

I want to be friends with them! We can at least try right?

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>> No.35763145

But I don’t want a lunar capital issued moonie wife...

>> No.35764381

You don’t need to tell me twice.

>> No.35764389

Civilizations have fallen from that want to be allies.
While they smile in your face and shake your hand all the while plotting your downfall.

>> No.35764504

I’m going to the moon and I’m going to prove to you and all the other doubters that they’re good people with pure hearts.

>> No.35764517

And so this was the last message snom had sent before he was kidnapped by the hime sisters and forcibly mindbroken into their breeding tool

>> No.35764574

Getting to be in the company of not just one but two beautiful women who want me? That doesn’t sound like a half bad fate.

>> No.35767837

They're pure alright.
Pure evil.

>> No.35767851

Don't worry about that. You're a hime, after all.

>> No.35768910

But how?

>> No.35774124

That's how they were born.

>> No.35774757

That’s a lie or at least an exaggeration.

>> No.35777050

An exaggeration it might be, but it doesn't change their evil nature.

>> No.35777078

Please don't be mean to him.

>> No.35780734

I want to rub the Watatsuki sisters __!

>> No.35780774
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Kill them all noble

>> No.35780782

I came on the moon

>> No.35784457

How do I transition from drawing 2hus to drawing himes? So far I've drawn random touhou(s) but I want to start drawing himes without looking like a big moonielover. I'm not popular but they will notice...

>> No.35784563

Do you only want to draw moon himes, or all himes?

>> No.35785578

Mostly moon himes.

>> No.35785616

>but I want to start drawing himes without looking like a big moonielover
There are no "moonielovers" only people on the right side of history. You draw all the himes you want, anon (but draw them nude if you can).

>> No.35785870

No! That would be shameful.

>> No.35786077

What about micro bikinis?

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>> No.35787167

Draw them being happy and successful!
Or showing off their moonie supremacy by bullying earthlings.
Or both.

>> No.35788904

They should be drawn mooning every passerby with their butts.

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>> No.35793287

They should maybe sit on the odd person together for maximum domination ha ha.

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>> No.35793780

very kawaii hime

>> No.35793937

If they are on the right side of history then I don't want to be right.

>> No.35801686

mhm boobies yum

>> No.35802115

Are there any images where the himes actually have a hime cut?

>> No.35804448 [DELETED] 
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This is exactly what happens if yukari fought the moonbitches

>> No.35804489

is she being converted into a moonbitch?

>> No.35804522

Why are the Moonies so hot?

>> No.35804535

lunarian propaganda

>> No.35804605

More like weak human acceptance of lunarian progaganda.

>> No.35804854

Draw Kaguya and work your way down.

>> No.35805081

Good question. I don't know.

>> No.35805407

They're beautiful, not just hot.

>> No.35806994

The one on the right is super hot.

It's too bad she isn't more popular.

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I sometimes wonder what it would be like to be taken prisoner by the moon himes. I kind of figured Toyohime would be the kinder of the two.

>> No.35816610

it will be just like getting caught in north korea but everyone there is a girl

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>> No.35816725

Well, at least the guards will be easy on the eyes then.

>> No.35816835

nice butt ventilation

you can smell her coming miles away

>> No.35816867

I want to get sat on by this moonie’s moons.

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>> No.35826029

hmm, hime's butt scent....

>> No.35826756

Marry me, hime. marry me!!!

>> No.35827071

I want to bury my face there.

>> No.35828325

Please do not talk like that about my hime.

>> No.35833674

Why are the moonies so mean?

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>> No.35835711

Pictured: Toyohime interrogating an earthling trespasser

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Tricked ya

>> No.35836402

Hmm... Yorihime is the strongest?

>> No.35841806

No, Heck is.
Unlike everyone else, she doesn't get stat boosts from her clothing.

>> No.35842723

but she does get weird looks

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>> No.35845656 [DELETED] 

they are made to be dominated

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you're ignoring them

>> No.35853819

The best sisters!

>> No.35855972

they really suck at taking over.

>> No.35856028

Himes have become more popular recently.

>> No.35857397

yes, that's the debuff.

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>> No.35865943

I try not to.
Lunarians are making Hime threads to improve their standings with the Humans of the overworld.

>> No.35866910

Well it’s doing a good job at making me like them more!

>> No.35868656

This isn't the front page!

>> No.35869465

I'm willing to bet you like them for reasons that aren't not lustful.

>> No.35870213

Well I mean I’m sure there’s more to them than just looks too right? Having a pretty face can only take you so far.

>> No.35874657

All moonies deserve gangrapes

>> No.35875389

There are no gan grapes on the moon but there are peaches and nectarines.

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Veni, Vidi, Vici

>> No.35876059

six feet under

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You talking about the six trillion rabbits that died in the loonycaust?

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stop being a tsundere and confess your love for the himes already.

>> No.35876362

I don’t want my balls drained from a lunar capital issued moonie wife...

>> No.35876405

moonie is an offensive slur stop it

>> No.35876413
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If you aren't pro-Hell you are anti-American

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>> No.35877791

why didn't they just kiss junko to defeat her

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I will protect the moon bunnies from any scum that would hurt them.

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>> No.35878317

The only good reisen also nice filename

>> No.35878424

moonie cooties arent real

>> No.35878451

What’s the bruh moment?

Rei’sen II/Daisy II is superior and will be safeguarded.

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>> No.35879777

>confess your love for the himes already
That would imply anyone has affectionate feelings for used goods and incestual used goods number 2.

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>the dragon god bows to watatsuki sisters
>In contact with aliens
>Possess multiple god-like abilities
>Control the moon with an iron but fair fist
>Have access to oceans
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>both sisters said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence rivals that of Yukari
>Exist outside the heavenly jurisdiction of Bhavaagra

>> No.35881909

That can also be said about your mother yet someone still gave her attention.

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>> No.35885039

this is why I hate moonies so GOD damn much

>> No.35885423

No you don't.

>> No.35885725

Because it would have brought up her trauma and everything that happened to her because of Jouga.

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The moon is getting farther and farther from us every year. Aren't you glad being born at the perfect time to admire the moon and the himes?

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Dumb smelly Hime

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>> No.35890646

The moon’s nice, shame I’ve never seen or will get to meet with its beautiful natives.

>> No.35890885

fate worse than death

>> No.35891220

You don't want a moonie princess to put her feet on you?

>> No.35891258

Moonfags get out
>can't fend off three astronauts without mass casualties
>enslave and oppress moon rabbits, the objectively superior local race
>got fucked over by a single fairy with a torch
>too lazy and incompetent to solve their own problems, have to blackmail gensokyo residents to do it for them

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Cute fusu

>> No.35891456

Why do the himes make people so irrationally upset?

>> No.35891701

I know what I said

>> No.35891809

You’d best take care then that you show them respect or you’ll be punished by them.

>> No.35891852

Oh, there's nothing irrational about it.

>> No.35896131

they're the same person.

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>> No.35902335

>so irrationally upset
No idea. It is irrational, after all.

But, if you were talking about the loonie princesses making people upset in general, I'd tell you it's mostly because of their snobby holier-than-thou attitudes and coming off as completely OP.

>> No.35902582

God I wish that was me.

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New moon fashion!

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You guys are pathetic.

>> No.35913996

>front page
Not doing a good job

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t. Toyohime

>> No.35916884

why is it so stinky

>> No.35918583

built different

>> No.35919840

>Why do the himes make people so irrationally upset?
Other way around.

>> No.35920274

Humans are inferior and they envy the beauty of the himes.

>> No.35921741

Sometimes these threads feel like they're really made by lunarians and they mock us.

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>> No.35931475

Why are you posting a sample?

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>> No.35940526

Hime squared

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>> No.35942126

The Himes are brutal tyrants. They must be eliminated.

>> No.35942132


>> No.35942167

The colonel marines shall deal with the Hime sisters and the Lunarians.

>> No.35942227

Those space gay boys can go suck a dick.The himes will always win.

>> No.35942289

>colonel marines
Hey if they fail, we can send in the general marines next!

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then we will send special forces

>> No.35943025

They have flat earthers among their ranks, they won't even reach the moon. The himes win again!

>> No.35950983

Lunarians get 28 days of nighttime... maybe we should adopt their system.

>> No.35950997

Actually is 14 days. I was thinking about something else.

>> No.35951358

What is your plan? Do you think retardation is contagious? Or do you think you can give the Lunarians an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity?

>> No.35951410

no no not that kind of special forces

>> No.35952659

Do you think hime wears sexy lingerie?

>> No.35953322

Are there even any men on the moon for them to show off for like that?
Hm, maybe that’s why they were so obsessed with the Apollo “invasion” and they’re all tsundere for Armstrong and Aldrin?

>> No.35953435

don't think they're into necrophilia

>> No.35953544

I mean when they first arrived on the moon.

>> No.35953709

>Are there even any men on the moon
Life finds a way.

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There are males on the moon but just like the earthling ones they turn to himes at some point.

>> No.35954473

How do we stop this disease? If everyone becomes a hime, then being a hime won't matter anymore.

>> No.35958853

>How do we stop this
We don't.

>> No.35965238

>If everyone becomes a hime
Yes please. Then I'll marry all the himes.

>> No.35967493

You should have thought about that before halting the Apollo programs. The hime menace wouldn't be a problem.

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>> No.35972808

So now that humanity knelt... what's in store for the himes now?

>> No.35972898

you'd be a hime too

>> No.35976589

I remember that thread. That one had a few fun cracktheories IIRC.

>> No.35980003

In Hime I Trust.

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>> No.35986458

I don't get it
what's the connection between Sannyo and Junko?

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>Sannyo and Junko?
That's not Sannyo, dude.

>> No.35989511

That's definitely Sanny since she's into that.

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Oh no, Yorihime's been brainwashed into siding with Hecatia!

>> No.35997888

Damn mooninites.

>> No.35998786

Do you love them now?

>> No.35998938

I hate moon folk I would never breed with and have my blood line tainted with rabbit fuckery

>> No.35998980

You're not breeding with h*mans either so why should bunnies bother you?

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What an absolutely cute bunch of moonies.

>> No.36016306

Sannyo didn't exist at the time of that images creation.

>> No.36017026

What's that? I can't hear you over my hime's loud and sexy moans of pleasure.

>> No.36017049

But Anon, you're a hime.

>> No.36017170

I see no problem there, himes can make other himes feel good.

>> No.36017543

You will never be a hime with that kind of attitude.

>> No.36021954

Great Lunarian genocide of 2160.

>> No.36022742

Please do not speak ill about lunarians.

>> No.36023747

In that case, it must be Meira.

>> No.36025764

Along with being brainwashed, she also adopted Hecatia awful fashion sense.

>> No.36034966

Meira was on permanent vacation at the time as well.

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>> No.36051350

Lunar Square 2150, Lunite.

>> No.36052389

You will kneel right NOW before you mutter another word.

>> No.36052625

The only kneeling will be from you licking my nuts moonite.

>> No.36052701

Why should i kneel before you satellite hicks?

>> No.36055482

These two disrespectful >>36052625 >>36052701 earthlings need to be stepped on.

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When I'll get my own moonie POW, I'll violate her cute thighs mercilessly. But that, after I make her my wife. Gotta ensure that lunarian womb for my children. I'll then work hard and will be loved by her.
Unless I get captured. My plans will go straight to waste and I'll be forced to fall down on my knees, beg for forgiveness and mercy and be one getting violated by my now new cute masters. Not entirely bad, but I prefer the first option.

>> No.36064967

>Unless I get captured
You say it like there's an actual chance you get away with it. Silly earthling...

>> No.36065095

what if anon does somehow despite all odds get away with if it. How would that make you feel?

>> No.36067013

Your very own POW war wife.

>> No.36068844

I hope they’re not too mean to their prisoners...

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>> No.36087068

Sounds dangerous

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>> No.36097523

born too early to go to the moon and meet the himes
born to late to ideologize the moon and it's leaders as a superpower/religion

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>> No.36135962

There's a religion about spaghetti monsters. Moonites are perfectly possible with enough people.

>> No.36136810

Want to form it and convert? Maybe we'll be given moon visas too.

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>> No.36148195

How can moonites talk about being superior when they post fucking samples.

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>> No.36162194

because fuck humans and youkai

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>> No.36187260

Just wait until most of humanity moves into giant rotating space cylinders. Your precious moon will be surrounded

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>> No.36196340

If you have no redeeming sword skills you are not worthy seeing Yorihime.

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>> No.36221276

There's nothing redeeming about Yorihime.

>> No.36225469

and that's why you love her!

>> No.36233863

I don't love Yorihime.

>> No.36233997

man this thread outlived any yukari ones ive seen

>> No.36234307

Lunarians > gap hag

>> No.36235128

You... don't love her? Why.

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All Lunarians must Fucking die.

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>> No.36235639

oh hey. the schizophrenic is here

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>> No.36237925

never been there but you should probably go back

>> No.36238079

You should refrain from being a cross boarder and take your own advice.

>> No.36238101

If you associate words with boards then you're the cross poster, buddy.

>> No.36238235

Did you just "No U" me tourist?

>> No.36238306

No more (You)s. Either post himes or take your shitposts out of here.

>> No.36238327

An overreaction to an /jp/ classic.
How unfortunate.

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You can go back, "tourist".

>> No.36238399

Using "No u" again in an attempt to save face.
How pitiful.

>> No.36238435

now kiss

>> No.36238444

With pleasure

>> No.36241439

I'd rather kiss someone with basic education.

>> No.36244797

I guess that rules yourself out.

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uh oh

>> No.36253270

I just don't.

>> No.36254687

Who do you love? It better not be a h*man.

>> No.36254713

Me below hime.