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Hey, Anon?Guess what.The number of replies to WUIG?It's OVER NINE THOUSAND."I am fine." She replies crisply, meeting your eyes. The unwelcome reception in her eyes is unnerving. "Follow me." She turns and heads for the stairs.[ ] Follow[ ] Pretend to follow, but then run for the door[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."[ ] "Nah."[ ] "Um. No thanks."[ ] "Do you pad your breasts?"
[x] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."DO NOT BREAK YOUR PROMISE TO THE GATE GUARD!
[ ] Follow
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
[x] Nah.
[X] Follow
[x] Pretend to follow, but then run for the door
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
[x] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."Cirno where ware you
[X] FollowSakuya might kill us if we don't listen. And the amulet won't stop her. Besides, she might be taking us to the gate to kick us out.
[x] FollowThe adventure continues.
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."DON'T FUCK THIS UP.
[x] Follow
[ ] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."We're coming, China!
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."We promised, after all.
>>356862Follow
[x] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."Wait for me
[x] FollowDon't worry, we'll visit China later. If Sakuya wants us to follow her, it must be something important.
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."Anonymous keeps his word, no matter what.
[X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."Fuck, I hope this doesn't incriminate Meiling.
>It's OVER NINE THOUSAND.I don't like your threads anymore
>>356878Forgot my [X]
[X] Follow...but ask where she's taking us.
[x] FollowSomehow I think disobeying her would lead to a knife in the face/
When Sakuya tells you to do something, you better fucking do it.
>>356903But it's true.
>>356862>>356864>>356871>>356873>>356878>>356882>>356883winner
"Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first." WINS.
>>356883winner.Sakuya wants to teach us time magic, give us knives or something important. She wouldn't kill us -yet-. We need to follow her, and she probably will refuse our wish to visit Mong Heiling.
>>356913This anon speaks truths.[X] Follow.
[x]hit the bitch in the back of the head.
[x] Visit Meiling goddamnit
Well, if we've had 37 threads and you get at least enough to autosage them, that's 9250 replies to YWUiG. At least.
>>356862>>356864>>356871>>356873>>356878>>356882>>356883WE WILL NOT FOLLOW!WE SHALL KEEP OUR PROMISE!time to go visit china.
>>356883winner
Sakuya has time powers, she can always slow down time for whatever shit she wants to do with us. Meiling can wait.
>>356933Wow, so it really is over nine thousand...
First the kitchen, now you're putting a simple gate guard over her?You guys must really not want the sakuya route, huh?
sakuya wanted to know about our secret egg skills
Hopefully, Vegeta isn't going to see this thread.
I'm glad we're being assertive about something, that flan stuff was annoying.
>>356948She is kind of a bitch.And she pads.
>>356922>Sakuya wants to teach us time magic, give us knives or something importantha ha ha noanyway, time manipulation requires the luna dial, and there's no way she'd give that up
this is the most depressing shit ive seen all day'hahahah good job *channers!
>>356966Maybe if we sexed her. Which clearly isn't happening this playthrough.
>>356966But stopping time and throwing eggs at your target would be awesome.
God, allow us to meet up with Meiling before we get FUCKING [email protected]#@!~#@!$%#[email protected][email protected]>>356640Bullshit. Bullshit and lies.
Can someone link me to today's previous threads?
I was hoping she would call us "Mr. Dumbass".
>>356966Sakuya's powers don't come from the Luna Dial. They're innate, much like Reimu's HAX.
>>356948Fuck it. We have to start narrowing down our choices before we get NICE BOATed.
Come on, Meiling, I need more Meiling.
>>356988>>355882
>>356988this is the second, first is >>355882
>>356988see>>355882
>>356977No, Anon summoning eggs will only be like Archer creating Kanshou and Bakuya.Our Unlimited _____ Works will be creating an entire damned breakfast spread, but we'll have to meet anon from the future and get his arm.
>>357002I, for one, look forward to letting Komachi gently guide our boat into Sikieiki's harbor.
>>357021I'd guide my boat in to Eiki's harbor, if you know what I mean.
>>357019>anon from the futureKourin.
>>357021I wonder if dying would put this into overtime, and if we stood a chance at resurrection.
"Well, "Mr. Dumbass"," Shit, she still hasn't forgotten that. "I am afraid I must insist." Knives appear out of thin air, and Sakuya grips them tightly. "We will be proceeding to the kitchen, Mr. Dumbass. Are we clear?"[ ] Pretend to follow... Then run for the exit[ ] Follow meekly[ ] "But I -promised-!"[ ] "So, you really do wear pads, huh?"[ ] "Long day, huh?"[ ] "Screw you, bitch."
>>357036Oh jesus, perfect.
>>357042[x] Follow meekly
[ ] "But I -promised-!"If Remilia doesn't want us dead, Sakuya won't do shit.
[x] Follow meeklyShe wants us to teach her how to make eggs. So moe!
[X] "But I -promised-!"
>>357019>>357036Unlimited Paraphernalia Works
[X] Follow meekly
[x] follow
[x] "Long day, huh?"Don't hurt us, please.
>>357016>>357012>>357011Helpmind.Also, [X] "Umm, wait, I have someone to visit first."
>>357042[x] Follow meekly. Mr. Dumbass.
>>357042Fuck masculinity, I don't wanna die.[X] Follow meekly
[X] Follow meeklyBad end incoming
[ ] "So, you really do wear pads, huh?"
[ ] Follow meekly
[X] "Long day, huh?"Show some guts and tell her that shee needs to put more pepper onto her egs.
[x] "Long day, huh?"
>>357021I'd guide my bo-no, no, that's waaaay too easy
OBEY THE SAKUYA
>>357042[x] Follow meeklyAnon is weak and powerless
>>357042[X] Follow meeklyI may love Meiling, but I ain't taking a knife in the head for her.
>>357042>[ ] "Long day, huh?"FUCK YESUNLIMITED EGG WORKS IS UNLOCKED
[ ] "But I -promised-!"
[X] "But I -promised-!"[X] "But I -promised-!"[X] "But I -promised-!"[X] "But I -promised-!"[X] "But I -promised-!"DON'T BE A FAG
[X] "So, you really do wear pads, huh?"DO IT FAGGOT
[ ] "So, you really do wear pads, huh?"And then run like a little bitch while she's at a loss for words!
Oh come on. She insults us, we insult her. WE MUST TRADE BARBS.
>>357042[X] "Long day, huh?"as a double choice follow her
>>357049>>357052>>357057>>357060>>357061>>357062>>357064Follow end
[x] Follow meeklyI want to run, but the bitch can freeze time.
on one hand, a promise is a promise. on the other hand...[ ] Follow meekly
[X] "But I -promised-!"anon has no fucking backbone goddamn
>>357042Told you bitches to just follow Sakuya.[x] Follow meekly
[X] "Long day, huh?"
[x] "But I -promised-!"
>>357046The idea that we are Kourin's human side is actually where Unlimited Egg Woks originated.
And so, Anon screws over his one chance at being able to ask her that without bad end imminent.
>>357062winner.
Maybe she wants to have a cooking contest to see who makes superior eggs. Winning unlocks Extra mode.
[X] Follow meekly.
[X] Cook me if you want, but I'm a heavy smoker and flandere will vomit all over the floor after eating my intoxicated flesh.
We are a human. The vampires maid is taking us into the kitchen. Vampires eat humans. You are following her into the kitchen, because you want to survive. That seems counter-intuitive.
[X] Follow meeklyOH FUCK, ETERNAL MEEK COMING
>>357102FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[ ] "Long day, huh?"
>>357102Pad stopped being funny after the first time
>>357102Ask her? We'll just find out for ourselves.Also, why would you bother telling her about a promise. She respects Meiling even less than she respects us. Let's just get this over with and follow her.
>teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3ObsNormally I wouldn't sage a YWUiG thread, but I'll make an exception.
>>357102Who gives a shit? At least we're not dead.
Anonymous you submissive pussy, you should have went to China.
>>357123her day is as long as she wants it to be.
>>357094emphasis>>357108EMPHASIS but it might lead to some dere
.....It's possible Remilia asked her to make us breakfast, but I have a really nasty feeling we're going to be made INTO breakfast.[X] "Long day, huh?"Everything else will get us breakfasted or stabbed, I think.
>>357114Eternal Meek is easy shit, though.
>>357114But Eternal Meek is easy shit so yeah
We should grab her ass and book it to the lake.
Cake sure sounds delicious. I wonder what type of cake it will be.
>Knives appear out of thin airfucking Gate of Scarlet.
It's over, Anonymous is finished
[X] Show me your tits
[ ] "So why are you wearing a pad?"
>>357133Dunno if it's still morning, we spent a long time trying and failing to learn magic with Patchy.
>>357142A big party with all of our friends invited, like the Lake.
>>357108Unless you consider 1. Remilia and Flandre have never killed for food. At best, we're getting a Sanitized Hypodermic Needle if we are the cake. and 2. We don't even know what Sakuya's intention really is.
>>357142A red one with some white sugar coating and a strange looking candle in the middle.
>>357099Oh. Didn't know that. Must have been in one of the early threads.
>>357131>>357159>teh>girl>sage
>>357142No, Anonymous, YOU are the cake.
bitch is going to make us clean the dishes
>>357168I'd clean Sakuya's dishes, if you know what I mean.
STOP BEING A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS, FUCK SAKUYA AND HER GOD DAMNED BUTTER KNIVES. CHINA GO GO GO GO GO
>>357168bitch is going to get told to STFU if she asks anon to wash dishes.
>>357168we were threatened with knives to clean dishes?kind of anti-climatic.
I wouldn't mind donating some blood to Remilia.
>>357181If you know what I mean.
>>357159>strange looking candle in the middleIt is a penis
[ ] "Long day, huh?"If we get turned into cake. My ghost will haunt Sakuya for the rest of her life
I wonder if Flandre can destroy the bad taste in Sakuya's cooking.
>>357186She's still going to use a needle.
For all we know she wants us to teach her our egg-baking skills.
Sakuya attempts to kill us, but that necklace or braclet, whichever it is, keeps us safe.
>>357189and then anon became fangirl yomu
If she wanted to kill us she would already have done it.
>>357192She didn't have any of our eggs. So, unless she asked China, Sakuya still remains ignorant of our special ability.
>>357196Sakuya isn't a youkai.
>>357189In after the cake is a lie.
Not related, but would my follow Anons enjoy an other glorious role playing game with a Anon who shows some guts?
>>357196Amulet doesn't work on ranged attacks, nor humans.
>>357196Amulet only protects against meleeProjectiles would still kill usSakuya uses knives
>>357192I'd her eggs if you know what I mean.
>>357206>role playing Get the fuck back to gaia.
*stab*
we get injected with a powerful drug that knocks us out. we end up waking up in day 5, strapped down and about to be raped by Sakuya.
>>357206Too obvious, your type of troll works better in a subtle fashion.
>>357219Decent end?
>>357219...I, for one, approve.
>>357215I do not even know what this gaia shit is.
>>357219rape means it's unwanted.do want.
Is there a link with all these threads archived?
>>357226You're an awful troll.
>>357226Www.Gaiaonline.com
[x] ONEEEEEEEEEEE-SAMAAAAAAAAAAA~
>>357228nohttp://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html
>>357206You're that anti-GM troll that claims to have come here from gaia for the role playing, aren't you?
>>357228http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html
>>356857THANKS GM FOR BRINGING FAGGOTRY OVER TO /jp/.Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of waiting for GM threads, imitations that are on a level of great fail, being a major factor in Touhou roleplaying faggotry, and whoring yourself out as hot shit.
>>3572400/10
Anyone got thread 36? Wasn't around for it and the ehs folder archive doesn't have it yet.
>>357219And then Meiling, Cirno, and Keine, worried about us, burst into the room and "rescue" us.
>>357240Watch your Language, young man!
>>357236I put on my robe and my wizzard hat,~ze.But no, I do not attemp to troll GM threads.Actually I do enjoy them, but some fags rage about my name, what I enjoy as much.
>>357260And proceed to join in.
>>357240Sage wont work, if you dont like this thread just hide it.
>>357240/jp/ has it's own pasta nowthis is a red letter day
>>357258>>355882
>>357263That was a bit better, but it's still too obvious you're doing this to piss people off.
THANKS GM FOR BRINGING AWESOMENESS OVER TO /jp/.Thank you for not only for YWUiG, but also for being the cause of so much original content, imitations that are on a level of great win, being a major factor in development of the Touhou community, and selflessly creating new content that is indeed hot shit.
>>357267Thanks.
>>357263I'm the original ze~ ze~
>>357197I was thinking of that.
>>357263>but some fags rage about my nameThe easiest way to avoid that is to drop your name. Like everyone else.
>>357263Maybe it IS a coincidence and he IS a newfag.
>>357277I approve of you.>>357263Fuck you.
I'm guessing GM is already writing it up, so fuck you guys.
>>357232
>>357268>it's still too obvious you're doing this to piss people off.>>357263>some fags rage about my name, what I enjoy as much.Well, Since she admited it, I guess that makes you captain obvious.
Delicious cake.
Kind of like the new Sakuya and old Sakuya, eh.
>>357289>>I'm guessing GM is already brb seven minutes max, so fuck you guys.Fix'd
>>357277I never claimed to be Marisa Kirisame.I'm just a cute, flat chested, adorable magician who lives in the forest of magic and puts "~ze" at the end of her sentences, ~ze.
>>357296Correct.
>>357302...wow, you're a really good troll.
oh god i want forced anon back
>>357302ξ・A・）
...I-I'm sleepy Anonymous...
>>357302Sounds a lot like me ze~Also, you're putting your tilde in the wrong position ze~
>>357322THIS IS DARKS COUNTRY, HOMBREYOU WILL STAY UP ALL NIGHT
ξ・A・） in every field.
>>357313The funny thing is that I dont not even try to troll.But you are right, I'm a real troll prodigy if I would want threads in/jp/ to die.
>>357302Ah~, I finally found someone like me, ~ze. Where are you from?
What is it about YWUIG threads that brings out the motherfucking tripfags?
>>357322Alice is my waifu. Come join us in a rousing game of YWUiG.
>>357324Is this better? ~ze
>>357335>>357337There's only one RPer here that I'll allow. They aren't you.
>>357330I'm going to nap...
>>357322Don't start that shit you'll get the thread deleted
>teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obsjust fucking go back to Gaia already.
>>357319>>357332ξ・A・）
>>357339If Yuka was here, it'd be a real party.
>>357344The other way, ze~
>>357337>>357324Fuck you, ze~
>>357352ξ・A・）
GM's gone again
>>357337I live in TEH forest of TEH magic. ~ze(It is located in germany.)
i really understand the people that post their displeasure that these threads exist. If you don't like it then don't read it, don't click it. If you are here in the thread reading then obviously you must like something about it.
>>357363you better do so, too, ze~ this thread is a goner, ze~
>>357337in before "My own clone" etc.>>357339I don't think it's that they bring them out so much as everyone and their brother posts in them, and you get a broader sampling of the /jp/ population.Also, considering how many of /jp/'s tripfiends have Touhou-related names, they're probably going to like Touhou-related threads.Such as YWUiG.
great, we made GM become a tripfag and now look what happens
This thread is now officially diagnosed with cancer.
>>357374Everyone knows the real Forest is in Gensokyo ze~Now fuck off before I spark your ass ze~
>>357381>tripfiendsGet out.
GM, you're a good writer and all, but you're missing the persistence and the tendency towards obsession that men tend to have.Please consider a testosterone injection for the sake of a better posts:time ratio.
>>357379lolol i kno rite? do u wnt rp l8r?
>>357378I enjoy these threads. I don't enjoy the gaiafags who come here and flood them, such as >>357374
>>357378I love YWUiG threads. I hate the fucking Gaiafags and the majority of the annoying tripfags that it draws out. Fucking tripfags.
>>357393LOL LIEK TOTALLY ROFL xD
>>357127>>357165>>357229>>357229>>357230>>357236>>357240>>357255>>357268>>357277>>357282>>357292>>357313>>357319>>357315
>>357391>GM ... Menoh ho, aren't you so sadly mistaken?
ξ・A・） THIS THREAD THIS THREAD THIS THREAD
ITT reverse trolling in an attempt to shit on GM
>>357407Why did you bother linking to all those quotes? That's a whole lot of clickin', little lady.
>>357407So do I, I just hate ze tripfags.
>>357413Clearly you don't know how Merupo works.
>>357388You know portals, ~ze?LURK MOAR, ~ZE!
yare yare daze
How did this thread go from incredibly awesome to cancerous shit in such a short manner of time?
>>357435You're not Yukarin ze~
AUTOSAGE
>>357448GM stopped posting.
>>357448More like the fucking plague to acceptable trolling.
>>357448Tripfaggotry
>>357449She was bored, ~ze.
>>357448teh ~ze Girl !3GqYIJ3Obs
Thread ruined by tripfaggotry.
>>357476Lucky that it's autosaging, eh?
>>357407OH NO IT'S FEEDING ON THE RAYS.But seriously, I can't imagine what it must be like to be so unlikeable that the only choice left is to pretend you're awful on purpose and that it's fun to be hated. Or maybe that's all you've ever experienced, so you can't even tell?
>>357481Every new GM post should start a new thread to allow the users of this board to enjoy factual and argumentative discusion, ~ze.
Wow two choices per thread, moot must be fucking raking it in with the adds.
>>357489I do not troll on purpose, it just happens when people see my name.
>>357502Go away Schala
>>357502Just change your name, you hateful fucking queer.
>>357530
>>357502Your name just makes it a lot easier for people to tell you're a douche, and to remember all your douchebaggery. You could at least try to hide it. Don't you have any sense of shame?
>>357560I am a former Anon, you know, ~ze?
>>357560Ain't being anon great?>>357555Still hate you. Just be anonymous like the rest of us until you learn not to be fucking annoying.
The most effective troll I've seen in a long time. Kudos.I would sage this thread, but it's autosaging anyways.
>>357567Then go back. Embrace the freedom from reputation. Let each post you make be judged on its own merits.
>>357579Dude, its 2.55 a.m. and I have to attend college today.Why the hell shall I stop reacting to your unecessary insults?I DO NOT WANT to troll threads, but if Anon keeps talink bout stuff like "gaia" nobody knows what the fuck it is, it is your own fault.
>>357613>>Dude, its 2.55 a.m. and I have to attend college today>>college>>community college>>medical office assistant
>>357648Not really, here in germany we attend school up to our middle 20s to make our "A-Levels" (at least we are told that this degree is called that).It is necessary to study at an university.
So is nothing else going to happen?
>but if Anon keeps talink bout stuff like "gaia" nobody knows what the fuck it isWhat. The fuck.Could you BE any more obvious?If you've been here even a DAY you would know what gaia is.If you paid attention to the LINKS IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD, you'd know what gaia is.Seriously. Obvious troll is fucking obvious.did some anti-GM troll tell gaia or animesuki or whatever about these threads hoping to bring in shit like this guy?
So, 4pm tomorrow?
>>357692What is so bad about animesuki? I download my animu there (even if I do nothing else there though).And I have visited the link to the gaia stuff, but I only saw the frontpage and realized it has to be a forum or chatroom or such.But the banner looked kind of gay, so I did not look deeper into it.
>>357716>WHAT IS THIS "GAIA" YOU SPEAK OF GOOD SIRhttp://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Gaia_Onlineenough already
>>357788