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>>35679136tits and ass make the world go around
>mindflayer mistress flays human boy so that he'll only be able to think about her>while she's doing it, she sees some of his thoughts about a happy married life with a comfy home with children>later on she can't get those images out of her mind, and it's all she can think about>she accuses him of flaying her
>How now wife cow?
A hot summer's day in Winterstown!
Do you support the order and their fight against monsters, anon?
>>35679176I exist to molest fat tails
>>35679166What was the bot that did this coloring again?
>>35679166Noooo. Let it be cold year round...
>>35679185Fat tails are built for molesting.
>>35679196Style2Paints, s2p.moe is dead but you can still download the Windows program
>>35679136>I can't get dicked by your college degree>I can't put my fist in your childhood dreams>Why are you telling all of this information to me?>Show me your genitals>Show me>Your genitals>Genitaliaaaa!
What kind of silly shirt would you wear in public to embarrass your waifu? >shirt that says "Wight Warmer Wuver"
>>35679136milky titties go pew pew
>>35679136>when your arachne waifu drinks a cup of espresso
Do you guys think theres actual mini-zombie apocolypses where towns get overun by zombies?
>>35679232"King of puppi cunni"
>>35679280all it takes is 1 dragon zombie
>>35679312she looks sleepy, time to put a fox to bed
There's lightning all over the place where I live and I dunno if its thunderbirds or a lim acting chuuni.
I wish I had two momsters.
>>35679370me too, just think of the possiblities
>>35679232The wurm father
>>35679370>wanting to be raised by a couple of gays
>>35679232Typically, I'd embarrass her by having HER wear a shirt, or preferably cutesy clothing.Minimum is an "EYE Heart U" T-shirt, with symbols for the eye and heart. So I guess I'd wear an "EYE Heart U 2" shirt.
>>35679232>I went to Hell and all I got was this shirt and my wife
>>35679373Trust me, I'm thinking of the possibilities alright.>double the goodbye and welcome home kisses>two momsters making sure you grow up nice and "healthy" means twice as many opportunies to milk you of your young semen>get to sleep sandwiched between both of your momsters' huge breasts>get to watch them bicker over what kind of man(read: husband) you should be raised to be>having two momsters means you're likely to incubize much faster, so you might end up as a doujin shota with a third leg
>Kikimora looks so dignified and regal in the way she dresses, talks, acts, and even walks>When she and her master are alone, she exclusively wears BDSM gear that shows off her corset piercing and she finds a way to twist nearly everything her master says into innuendo
>>35679170Every monster dicked is one less enemy on the battlefield. I'm doing my part to support the Order.
>>35679232Blue shirt that says CAGED
>>35679232"I make it rain" with a cartoon of me using a money gun on my ryu wife.
>>35679422forgot one thing 2x the milk
>>35679136Are there any oomukade doujins? Asking for a friend.
>>35679455How could I be so foolish? I bet they'd not only feedd you from the tap, but also mix it into your regular food too.>hear your momsters in the kitchen>"Hurry up, I don't want Anon seeing us like this. It's embarrassing.">"I'm trying. You have to help me after this, too.">walk in to catch one of your momsters milking the other's breasts into a bowl from behind>they both turn beet-red
>>35679481I assume this includes an arrow pointing to your crotch.
>>35679507yup and for the flip side>demon redeemer
I think monsters are dum
>>35679232I just wear my favorite t-shirt of all. >an old tour shirt from my waifus old idol group she was in back in the 80’s
>>35679682What happens if I tell her I'm not fond of anal?
>>35679699she takes her shirt off and her bra has some other invitation written upon it
Pharaoh's are meant for anal only denying them an heir
>>35679714She has truly thought of everything.
the best type of monster is the one that pervs on you
>>35679595>alp stage 1>alp stage 3
>>35679717>when the pharaoh sees your obelisk
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that bears are great snugglers. Yetis want you to forget this.
>>35679899I know this too well, also any lamia type monster as well
>>35679899As are spiders, primarily Ushis
>>35679851>She’s calls it the Tormentor
>>35679899>bears are great snugglers >Go to snuggle grizzly >Sticky paws >Sticky mouth >Sticky everything
>>35679939>sticky everythingGee, sounds like you better start licking her clean
You entered an ancient high tech facility in MGEland, you accidentaly unleashed viruses that could take physical form. The only way to survive, in the end, was to activate the combat Automaton stored there.
The Fox menace shall come to an end. The reign of Catgirls is upon us
>>35680027my head do be turning whenever i see a thick snow leopard tail.
>>35680027Not if I keep breeding foxes.
I can't stop thinking about titty monsters.
>>35680063Fat wet tats
>>35680063big breasted chuuuni demons
Grope a single Jinko
Where do I go to join an undead ship?
>>35680048One hundred thousand foxes are ready, with a million more on the way
>>35680331If your monster wife doesn't constantly look like this, can you really say you love her?
>>35679984I dont get the appeal of genshin impact characters. They're like fox girls: uninteresting and not so creatively designed.
>>35680343Of course you can.But it means you need to try harder.
>>35680330Go to Davy Jone's locker, its that bar in little Transylvania down by the wharf.
>>35680343But she keeps tricking me into anal!
>>35680535I'm more likely to believe a fox tricking you into vaginal rather than anal.
>>35680343But my wife is a young-looking loli!
>>35680552That's no excuse, anon.
>>35680543i can't discount the possibility of a fox hitting you with a double fake, triple fake and so on.
>>35680331Get to work then.
>>35680569She needs to understand her duties as a fox, i'm going to get her genes into my first-born no matter what it takes
>>35680048Personally I think we should raise Tanuki stocks
>>35679414Yep. And frankly, those shirts are so dumb we'd probably only wear them if someone lost a bet.
THE DEMON LORD'S BIG FAT EMBARRASING BREASTS
>dark mage is wrapping a weak and naive king around her finger>nobles conspire against her and manage to poison her then throw her body into a river>but she planted a spell on herself so that if she died she would ressurect as a lich>no ammount of poison can kill her now and she can laugh off most physical attacks, that is if you can even manage to hit her
>>35681081>naive king>ressurect as a lichDoes he force her to stay in bed and personally feed her soup think she's sick?
Never try to escape an Amazoness village or this will happen to you
Such is life married to an Amazoness
Bros, I'm shook. I think I felt something slimy dribbling down my Kiki's thighs when I hugged her earlier. Could she actually be a Shog in disguise? How do I defend myself?
>>35680929Cross the tanukis with the foxes and let the superior species rule
>>35681211That would just ruin two perfectly good species.
>>35680103Grope 2 Jinkos
>>35681247Not if only one comes out on top
>>35681069Making the demon lord do embarrassing things in front of her subjects.
>>35681274Or we could just have both.
>>35681211We're reaching dangerous levels of mofu here. Do we commit the ultimate sin against the Chief God and add rata to the mix?
>>35681295Foxes are too arrogant, we should let the Tanukis breed them out
>>35681107>dark mage lich keeps trying to get out of bed to continue her schemes>naive king always catches her and puts her back into bed >he claims that he can't afford to lose her while pampering her>lich doesn't know what she hates more, the fact she can't control him this time, or the fact she's starting to really love being pampered like thiswhen does she reveal her new undead state?
>>35681315As if nukis aren't equally arrogant.
>>35681315That is not even remotely close how that works.I think you need some remedial classes with Ms. Haku.
>>35681290getting a lap pillow during one of her meetings and keep interrupting her by giving her cheesy compliments
>>35681295The ultimate bigamy species pair.
>>35681207Pay a close attention to her when using your things, i.e. pen or spoon. A flinch or lapse in composure might clue you in.
>>35681399my bloodline though
>>35681069>>35681290>>35681347You idiots do realize the Demon Lord is already married and has a husband right? You sorry excuse for simps.
>>35681478You do realize we aren't talking about the actual Demon Lord right?
>>35681477What about it, geneanon
>>35681533such a pair would be very competitive about the amount of children they can pump out
>>35681551Sound like a good thing if I’ve ever heard one.
foxes in rain!
I like to think the demon lords husband is a chill guy. Likes having fun with his wife while she isnt fucking his brains out showing him why she is right.
>>35681140>>35681147For amazonfags, it really sounds what it would be like to be made into the husband of onehttps://soundgasm.net/u/IvyWilde/A-New-Life-In-The-Amazoness-Tribe-TW-RAPE-18https://soundgasm.net/u/IvyWilde/A-New-Life-In-The-Amazoness-Tribe-Part-Two-TW-RAPE-18
>>35681477It's gonna be better off once a tittyfox overwrites your monkey DNA
>>35681497You're simping for an already married woman
So what I hunt the home of a ghost but with random love notes and flowers instead?
>>35681290We should make all ancient evils do embarrassing things in return for releasing them.
>>35681965Gonna fuck her boobs first and then free her.
>>35681399Double pregnant bellyjob from Ran and Mamizou.
>>35681965Good lord that tail.
I don't mind having my bloodline dominated by foxes as long as my daughters still love me.
We're my waifufags at?
>>35682031They will love you for making the correct decision to be the last human of your family
>>35682100Disregard emotional attachment to mamono partners, acquire wholly pragmatic benefits of a relationship with one.
>>35682100I don't think I count since I only have one picture of her.
>>35682165I wanna try my luck with an Echidna's gacha womb!
>>35682189>rolls ten foxes and a blue axolotl
>>35682100I'm still here, I think.
>>35682153Well, you have a waifu and a pic of her. In my book that counts even if it makes you a "small timer waifufag" or whatever.
There are some Harpies that I'm not sure I want to encounter in the wild, they can be scary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFyIMTZ16Hk
>>35682208Yay. I'll try to draw more of her once I have free time.
>>35682214That's just how shoebills protect their hubbies.
>>35682214It's okay Anon, just bow before approaching, if they bow back it's safe for you to ask them out on a date.
The Treasure of Sierra Madre is mine!
>>35682286Treasure, rum and salty shark abs!
>>35679185>>35679198you boys like FAT tails?
>>35682358I'm gonna spank that tail
>>35682100I still love my tengu wife.
Aren’t minos just buff brown holsts?
>>35682393and more aggressive than holsts toowhich is why they are my favourite
I'm here to kick ass and nibble cheese, and I'm all outta cheese
>>35680400Well I like this one.
>>35682411So after my bed is destroyed during the inevitable pelviseration, should I buy a new cyclops-forged bedframe, or eschew it all together and just sleep on a mattress on the floor?
>>35682630Just sleep on a big pile of straw on the ground.That way you can ask her if she wants to roll in the hay. You do fingerguns as you say this, and then she mercilessly rapes you for making a dumb joke.
>>35682630>Ehhh? Straight from the tap?
>>35682648>"I've heard of ground beef, but getting my pelvis ground by beef?"Can she possibly rape me any harder?
>>35682896>"How about you take this bull by the horn?"Your dick will probably be broken for several days.
>>35682630All cows need breasts that can qualify as heaving
>>35682918>"Boo. Get some better lines."
You don't wake up when your alarm goes off. No, that's not permitted.You wake up when she wakes up, and let's you go from her embrace.
>>35683084The only time I'm slinking out of her embrace is to surprise her with breakfast in bed.Who wouldn't love to wake up to a nice meal lovingly made by their mate?
>>35683303Is the meal cum?
>>35679136>Monstergirl has impressive abs>Pic related happens>Resistance against missiles and projectilesAny monstergirls in mind with this?
>>35683379Was more thinking something like a Full English because she's a big girl and needs to eat well to stay big, but sure I could slip some of that in a glass or something.
Are any of the monster girl books on amazon any good? Some of them have stupidly high levels of ratings at this point, and many have audiobooks.Something about it seems sketchy
Lots of people dislike Centaurs due to the limited sex positions, but there's plenty of ways to go about it.The first, is the MGE style with the extra pussy at the front: Not only can you now enjoy regular stuff, you still have double the fun!Another option is to use some good ol' magic and voila! The bipedal shapeshift! Pregnancy can be very interesting here: if the spell do not affect the babies inside, they're going to end up with some VERY big bellies!Last but not least: Get a harem! You can kiss and hug another wife while you bang your centaur wife! Could even be another centaur!Thanks for listening to my TED talk! As a final bonus, consider that centaurs should be flexible enough to lean their human half over their own horse half, which makes quite the sight!
>>35679232Manticore? More like Mereticat.
>>35683401Lizard girls.They also get elemental damage resistance except against cold.
>>35683442Some of them are perfectly fine.Most low budget audiobooks on amazon look sketchy since a lot of them were used to abuse a loophole they used to have.
>like a huge variety of monsters>can’t just pick one that I’d want to marry because a lot of them are great>also really don’t care for harems thoughThis sucks
>open wide mastah
>>35684427How does a shog deal with a mastah with amenisa
>>35684427Purple stuff good
>>35684462She just gives you shog memories, probably better than what you had anyways
>>35684391It's OK to be the slut that marries the first random monster that passes him in the woods.
>>35684391You'll love whichever one you encounter first with all your heart
Here's your new Pharaoh and Goddess of the Nile, enjoy.
>>35684984She looks like she is weak behind ear rubs
>>35684984Will she sit on my face and let me rub her abs?
>tfw no fox computer to hug
>>35685265Whenever I see that red eyeliner on a fox I immediately become more concerned and aroused.
>>35682100Uh here I guess.
All bow before latenight's cats.
>>35682100I am here
>>35685265That face looks like someone who's planning to do some seriously kinky shit but also someone who is very weak to vanilla.
Hey anon, I missed you.
>>35685646Mindflayers are damn sexy. I just wish I didn't have my paranoia about getting mind-wiped. But at the same time, I do have a fetish for hypnosis, so I guess it wouldn't be hard for a mindflayer to "fix" that.
>>35679232That Bart Simpson Iraq war shirt
>Come into the thread thinking about mindflayers>There are already several mindflayer postsMust be memetic. Same thing happened to me with minotaurs
>>35685736It's called "synchronicity".
>>35685632Surprisingly many youkai are vanilla flavored.
>>35685675>paranoia about getting mind-wiped.Same but I can deal with the idea when it's monsters as they will always care about you more than you do yourself so a mindflayer would probably know best anyways
>>35685544Someday I will learn the magic necessary to turn marshmallow cats into monster girls.
>>35684984There is not enough art of delinquent monstergirls
How would you feel about a monster girl VN protag with a personality? I've played a stupid huge number of VNs, and the VNs with an MC who has a personality and backstory but is also a bit plain and relatable have always been my favorites.I feel like I've asked this question ages ago, so apologies if it's redundant.(Pic unrelated)
>>35685852Not nearly soft enough
>>35685856>How would you feel about a monster girl VN protag with a personality?Only schizos have a problem with protagonists with a backstory.
>>35685856I want Yaya to rest her yayas directly on my head.
>>35685815>mindflayer would probably know best anywaysDon't tell her that, or she'll get way to exited and horny.
>"how dare you rape me during nap time!"
>>35685856MC who's not a blank slate is fine, as >>35685881said.
Kikis are the kind of meidos that will wash your penis with her mouth if she deems it too dirty. This usually happens at least twice a day, maybe more often for dirty boys! Furthermore, to ensure that the penis is exceptionally clean, she'll polish it with her vaginal juices, which will give it a nice shine. Of course this needs to be applied directly from her vagina for optimal success.
>>35685909Naptime is sacred.
>>35685916Federal balls inspector
>>35685856I'm happy Hatch stopped shilling nerdwan and we get the brown yeti instead.Having said that, so long as it's not some faggy backstory I'm fine with it.
>>35685916Shoggoths are the superior washers and I'm not even biased towards one side or the other, just stating a fact. If anything I prefer spider and dark elf maids
>>35685904Leaving your ears suspiciously undefended around mindflayers until they can't take it anymore
>>35685916crabido meido is best meido
>>35685909Doubt a Dormouse would ever say such a thing especially when they're asking for it
>>35685979Crab maid, you say?
>>35685948Can you really call it washing when all you do is just absorb everything and mimic it with slime?
I loooooooooooooove Jinkos!
>>35685977All they gonna see in my head is my need for milky tits, fat ass, and meaty momsters to pamper me
>>35686027Never seen this barb girl before. Very cute
>>35686064cancers aren't a very popular species
You guys ever think about what mg you would have liked as a child before you could properly consider your preferences like you can now? Theoretically It could have been a childhood friend, older girl like a teacher, or relative, that decided which monster (you) married. For me I think it would have been a generic catgirl or a demon as a childhood friend.
What artist/writers use to be prolific but just disappeared?
>>35686123dragon cause when I was but a young anon, I thought they were cool and probably be my teacher or my aunt
>>35686175I'm not sure about prolific but I thought that guy that did the blind shota/hellhound story and adopted echidna momster was really good but he hasn't posted since 2016
>>35686123dragon zombie, lizards are cool, fire breath flying lizards are even cooler, but i also had a very macabre fascination with skeletons and the undead, so an undead dragon just checks every box
>>35686175at this point i don't even remember who wrote it but i'm still mad manmade didn't get an ending.haywire space automata are wonderful.
>>35686175Kodold fucker (what was his alias - KFD?)I loved his loli stories
>>35682100I'm still around and check out the thread, but I don't really post my artwork anymore.
>>35685977gave me an idea for my story, thanks anon
>>35686187>>35686241Sounds like most young boys like giant reptiles which I can definitely confirm for myself at that age as well. Although dragons are pretty rare so a lizard or turtle may have been more likely
Whenever i see kitsune tiddy i want my fox-eared firstborns to be latched onto them in complete contentment
>>35686123I like minos now but as a kid I probably would have liked kakuen because I liked monkeys.Kakuen childhood friend would be pretty good, just two of you climbing trees making oo-oo ee-ee monke noises.
>>35686311No problem friendo
>>35686271Well I like your art greenworm nerd.
>>35686374Latenight flayer is so gosh darn cute
>>35686328its probably learned since everyone gave dinosaur toys to boys, dragons at that age fall into the same category as dinosaurs, being mythological reptilian creatures
>>35686330i want a bad lady who gets off on manipulating me who starts to realize around the 8th or 9th kid that her dark machinations have resulted in a happy marriage and that maybe she was the one who was changed.
>>35684427Shogcake, again?When am I going to get some real food?!
>>35686494You'll eat the cake and you'll fucking like it.
>>35686494There's also Shogloaf, and Shogpie.
>>35686494Little known fact, mamono are actually incapable of cooking.The mind-breaking sex and wonderful affection they give you causes you to blank out when you're eating food. So you don't realise you're either eating unbuttered bread with collard greens and a raw fish, or that you're eating whatever takeout she wanted.
>>35686494this is why kikis are better>>35686706what is a kikimoria for 100 please?
>>35686706thats why i do all the cooking
>>35686721You ever SEEN a Kiki cook? No, she doesn't want mastah in the kitchen trying to help, because she has to do everything by herself. You can't hear her on the phone while the kitchen hood is on.
>>35685856See >>35685881, it's only a problem if the MC is an insufferable faggot, but that applies to any character.
>>35686765So you're saying every kiki does the steamed hams sketch with her husband every night? This is the biggest conspiracy since that tragedy
>>35686997Yes, that is EXACTLY what is going on. The main question is, who makes the food that mamono order?My suspicion, is that it's males working in fastfood or some secret group of mamono skilled in the culinary arts.
>>35687026It's human grannies
>>35686997then why do they do go to maid school for then?
>>35687044Ah, that must be it.Only grannies would be able to make so much food. Explains why it always tastes so good too.
>>35686071Can't wait till she gets added to the game.
if mamano can't cook, what also can't they do ?
what happens if I overclock my automaton's CPU?
>>35686123Shirohebi childhood wife, who the fuck needs freedom anyway!
>>35686706>>35686765>A mamono´s bleeding edge kitchen technology consists of a cauldron, an open fire, and a fresh kill. >She opened the cold box once, and a refreshing breeze came out, but she opened it again, and a glacial storm roared in!>There is no place to put new firewood on the firebox, and she´s getting worried.>The local hunter must be hiding something! He sells meat in pieces, and looks at you funny when you ask to see the whole carcass!
>>35679136I wanna be a roadie for a Zipangese rock band.
>>35687399Initial d soundtrack starts playing
>>35687399i want her parents to lock us in her room during her first post-puberty shedding
>>35687480she would do that on her own
>>35687480TFW you want to enjoy the summer but your childhood friend Shirohebi locks you in her room with enough food for 4 months.
>>35687486nah she'd hole up in her room and get depressed about how her pre-shed scales lack luster and how ugly she must look and not want to be seen. lamia get real self conscious about that and need some helping hands and encouragement.
>>35686123Probably shirohebi-chan. I was really into yangire and yandere girls, and lamia so I could get hugged by her tail.
>>35687554>off-topic imageKill yourself frogposter
>>35679136I will never lose to a fox.
What are you gonna do, rub your body on it?
>>35687649Cry about it.
>>35687735Cute bloodline, mind if we end it?
>>35687884looks like it's going on strong to me
>>35687766Nah he's right. Lurk more or kill yourself tourist
>>35687738Lately I've come to realize that fairies are top tier adventure partners. They can fly, they can use magic, they're small so they don't use a lot of space or need a lot of food, they're good at avoiding detection, they can use magic, and they make for incredibly convenient cocksleeves. There's really no downside to bringing one with you if you want to go exploring, adventuring, or even just traveling.
>>35687884By all means, please do.
>>35688033worked out pretty well for the wandering scholar so far
>>35687649I agree, pepefags with their so overused trash frog are the worst category of posters on 4chan.
>>35687766Don't be a froposter faggot then.
>>35687315You better have a good cooling solution for her.
>>35688119my dick, vodka, and some rum
>>35688211more like beef snek
>>35688211i'm not sure whether to put her with the cows because milk or chickens because eggs.
>>35688252why not both
>>35688211I'm too old fashioned for piercings.
>>35688295same, also with tattoos as well
>>35688187I am not going to eat real food.I am not going to eat real food.I am not going to eat real food.
>>35688252>want milk but don't want a cow?>want eggs but don't want a chicken?>get a snake, they can do both!
>>35688318i want a fox covered with vixen insignia
>>35679136Mere female lizard.
>>35688295Septum piercings can't look good
>>35688625she's big alright, it jsut happens to be concentrated in a certain spot of hers
>>35688211Shame about the piercings, but that's an amazing snek otherwise.
>>35686221Could someone give sauce on the first one of the stories mentioned? Seems neat.
A doubt recently arose in me, do we know if all Amazonesses have white hair?I think it would be a shame if they do, as I think an Amazoness with red hair would look very sexy or even brown or other colors (not that white is a bad color, I like it too!).I say this because, even though it is not stated as a characteristic of the race, we have multiple pictures of Amazonesses and all of them have white hair. The profile picture, the other Amazonesses looking in the book profile art and the Teletomancy Amazoness all have white hair.
>>35685856I would like to know if there's more to this because I want to read it.
>>35688958>Gazer putting me in a trance to hump her butt>Waking me up while I'm inside her>Wrapped up in her tentacles>Hips keep moving on their own>Soft and fluffy mofu>She's cackling, but she says with sincerity that I'm doing a good job
>tfw no kiki momster to show me how to deal, seduce, and fuck women
>>35682214*machinegun sounds*-chan is cute! CUTE!
>>35688802Look at those pathetic little tails.
>>35686330>Whenever i see kitsune tiddy I want to latch onto them and feel complete contentment
>>35689372I do too, its just something about those foxes are so motherly to me
>>35689331Don't worry, they'll be nice and big when she grows up.
>>35689394Please accept her offering.
>>35689464here ya go, bigger
Do ushis make good healers?
>>35689490>ushi>being a good healerpick one
>>35689490They can cure the sickness of you being single
>>35689490their blood is very regenerative, with a handful of side effects
>>35689510you are welcome
>>35689505>Drink ushi blood >Get mermaid tier regeneration but strongerI see no downside inb4 "but it makes you super horny and turns girls into ushis". I see both as positives
>>35689565and an everlasting boner in the presence of any ushi
>>35689578>Everlasting boner >Ushi happy to provide everlasting sex Again. What downside?
>>35689607no a drawback, just stating a fact, and you would also be prime ushi bait due to that fact
>>35688865I don’t know how people can continue to ask this when we have the world guides.
>>35689658these girls look well mannered, what do you think they want to talk about?
>>35689658flower kingdom courtesans make good diplomats
whats up with my angel?
What makes someone a succubus bait?
>>35689862Shyness and a good, corruptable nature
>>35689862Being a romantic.
>>35689883So an outgoing guy, with an incorruptible nature would be angel bait, or considered a challenge?
>>35690007both, but gloomy, lonely people tend to be angel bait
>>35690063cute water slime
>>35690042I thought those types of people were Bogey-bait?
>>35690079they would be monster bait in general but the big three would be: Bogey, Wisp, and Angel
>>35684427surely such a nice lady wouldn't exploit anon's terrible situation for her own gain right?
>>35690238shogs are nice, they serve you so they obviously care for you right?
>>35690238Kikimora hands typed this post.
What type of people are mindflayer bait?
>>35690270They may care for you, but they slowly turn everything you own into shog until u are trapped in shog
>>35690289Guys who are obviously childhood friends with that mindflayer, don't question why she isn't in any of the photos from you childhood or why your parents and neighbors don't know her
>>35686221I remember reading the hellhound story ages ago but I forgot the author's name. Do you know where I could find the echidna one?
>>35690289gullible and very trusting men
>>35690290why would I run, I have a hag ready to breed
>>35690301this too is love.
>>35690537Love is a myth
>>35690552u are a myth
>>35683084>wake up before Yeti>she growls softly and cuddles you tighter when you try to get up
>>35679136>Quote from man raped by horsepussy
>>35690601>he doesn't know
>>35690629fox cops have it easy, all they gotta do is let the perp run into their mofu to subdue them
>>35690652trust me your better off not knowing
Most dangerous monsters:>Fairies>Dormice>Angels Least dangerous monsters:>Hellhounds >Ghouls >Ushi-onis
>>35690652Do unicorns only care if you're a just virgin or a kissless virgin?
>>35690601>Image search result>The Transform Mistress I don't even wanna know
>>35690694For me the most dangerous monsters are Foxes and Angels. I'd submit to either in a heartbeat if I was ever given the chance.
>>35690694on opposite day
>>35690712No. Not on opposite day.
>>35690694>AngelsThis one is actually true though, they'll rape you for wearing a t-shirt and say that you're "Dressing provocatively"Even the chunni ones!
>>35690738Sounds more like a fallen angel disguised as a true angel
>>35690694THe monster dangerous ones for me are the motherly meaty old milf monsters, I'd obey all their orders without a second thought
>>35690694Sleepy Minotaur or a Jinko can almost match a Dormouse.
>>35690694alice are the scariest
>>35690694wtf a fairy gonna do to me? try and pull down my pants but give up cause they can't
>>35690738what are supposed to wear, clothes that don't show any skin?
>>35690757They're top 5 for sure>>35690766>wtf a fairy gonna do to me?Horrendous things
>>35690704>Confess to unicorn that you're not a virgin >You kissed your mother on the cheek once >Confesses that she is also unpure >She hugged her dad >Meanwhile the houri watching you two permavirgins is pulling her hair out wondering why you two aren't fucking
Khrevha comm came in. I think it's my favorite one yet of the chuuni Ushi-Lilim
>>35690757>>35690790why are you scared of a little girl?
>>35690811it's not that she's a little girl, it's that she's a little girl with dementia
>>35690806>Her seal is just laying on of her hair You should really get a refund desu
>>35690821why is that scary?>>35690838she is just a little girl, she wouldn't do that
>>35690792That sounds really cute. How long would it take for that houri to ask for help from a demon or Lilim so she can get them fucking?
>>35690850>she is just a little girl, she wouldn't do thatIf MGE ever teaches you anything, it's to not trust little girls whatsoever
>>35690863>dont trust little girlsthey had loads of beer and classic rock CD'slittle girls never lie
>>35690863thats why I trust milf monsters only
>>35690863look at that little hag
>>35690694>most dangerous monsters are also the cutestfunny how that works out
>>35690863But they're so small, what could they possibly do to a grown man like me?
Do you think vampires would get upset about their daughters dating a h*man?
>>35690871tiny loli hands typed this
>>35690903I would be too.I want the vamp mommy, not some yucky dhampir.
>>35690792>She hugged her dadHow unpure! Might as well just sucked his dick at that point.
>>35689674That is the issue, the world guide shows 2 Medusas with different color. All the Amazonesses shown in official MGE art have white hair, all of them. Or at least they don't appear to have any hair color different from the profile pic.
>>35690903>Dhampir daughteru eloped with some human >Don't have to deal with edgy daughter >Don't have to worry about waking up in a tentacle garden >Don't have to worry about her stealing your husband's blood Vampires welcome humans to please "steal" their daughter
>>35690952oh my god, just had the image of a mother vampire trying her best to get her 200 year neet dhampir daughter a man so she finally stops messing with her
>>35690915>>35690952Vampires give birth to pureblood vampires after their husband becomes a vampire incubus.
>>35690952If the vampire has a dhampir daughter then she’s guilty of the exact same thing
I'm gonna suck a Holstaur udders dry and claim her as my wife!
>>35690971All the more reason to get them out of the castle>Wanting your immortal daughter to live with you forever mooching from your virgin blood supply >Constantly worrying even more about them sneaking a taste of your husband's blood>Are either power hungry and are waiting for you to drop your guard so they can take your title and husband >Or lazy neets that never do anything besides schlick slowly falling into depravity, then one day walking in on her vampire, dhampir cuckquean porn
>>35691075gimme the coomer vamp, I'd take her
>>35690863You can trust the MGE little girls. To be serious when they want you to fuck them
>>35691075>Or lazy neets that never do anything besides schlick slowly falling into depravity, then one day walking in on her vampire, dhampir cuckquean pornHot
>>35691125i trust no one, not even myself
>>35679437You sir possess incredible taste, Cheers.
Monsters are good when they have a milfs body
Immigration to mamono lands is so easy. All you have to do is say you are looking to marry a monster and they spread their gates wide open.
>>35691345whos jumping the border with me?
>>35691345I am going to immigrate my cock into Druella’s womb
>>35691363you've a lot of competition
>>35691345Lies. I've been trying to get into the demon realm for months, and they wouldn't let me in. First they said I needed two forms of ID, so I had to get that and go to the back of the line. Then, they said that I needed to provide references from my past four jobs. I told them I've worked as a smith my whole life, and the demon working customs told me that I had to get four separate references from the same smith. THEN, she told me that I needed a written report from the constabulary that I wasn't a criminal. By the time I got back to her with that, she told me that my entry form was expired, and that I would have to start over again. She always offers to "expedite the process for me," but she never approves any of my forms! I might just stay in the human realm after all if this is what demons are like.
>>35691398just fuck her right in the pussy
>>35691398It's easier to marry a citizen.
How to attract Demons?
>>35691287>You may not like it but this is what peak monster looks like.
>>35691444be a dumbass that'll sign anything
>>35691454No, this is.
>>35691459That''s easy, makes me wonder why the demon population hasn't skyrocketed yet.
>>35691287Careful, you’re gonna start a war with the Sabbathfags
>>35691468they spill their spaghetti so easy at the mere thought that someone would sign their contract>>35691476the sabbath could suck my dick
>>35691474That's just fat
>>35691489i too offer myself for this sacrfice
>>35691474more meat ya said?
what is better place for a monster girl to have a birthmark near one of the eyes or near the lips?
Touch the cow.
>>35691591Why not both? That's what my wife has.
>>35691592can I hug the cow?
>>35691607look whos talking
>>35691592Okay, I'll give my onee-chan a nice headpat.
>>35691629I will hug a cow, just not this cow
>>35691648this is a cow?
>>35691655The extremely rare floofcow.
>>35691681are there lizard cows?
>>35691372I want to marry Seaport Hime and let her sisters live with us!
>>35691732gonna make her moo all night long
>>35690945>the world guide shows 2 Medusas with different color.To show how MGs can have very different appearances outside of core features (here being snake hair, lamia, stone tail). It does not mean this only applies to pictured variations unless you are actually mentally impaired.The only time hair color is actually mentioned with any importance is in the Lilim profile.
>>35691489>the sabbath could suck my dickThe sabbath has considered and accepted your offer.
>>35691932No! I won't lose to smug cheshire lolis!
>>35691932Need me a covent made up of milf monsters to protect me from the sabbath
Gonna walk through a monster city while wearing a shirt that says "Kiss slut"
>>35691956i hear they have some interesting takes on baptism.
>>35691978rather would wear hag fucker or coomer r us shirt to see what the fuck happens
>>35691949No need to worry, that’s a Familiar.
>>35691978You should try "fluff addict" and see what happens.
>>35692013the sabbath needs to be stopped
>>35691990I can dig it, also heard they like to keep you real close to their body
>>35692066>oni in a oni killer's dressIdk
Remember that zoo enclosures are fenced to keep you safe! Do not enter them!
>>35692121they look friendly, I want to go say hello to them
>>35692121IDC, Im going in anyways, whats the worst thing that can happen?
>>35691949Not like you can win against Cheshires in general.
>>35692189call em cringe as your last resort
>>35692199Refer to the picture again.
>>35682100I'm still here if haremfags count
>>35692206then point out she still a KHV
>>35692189I bet she goes around showing that picture to everyone.
>>35692189gonna grab her and fuck her crosseyed
>>35692189>cheshire shows you a meme of you as a wojak and her as a stacy>"Noooo! You can't just show me a meme of me as a wojak and then rape me!">"Yes I can, fagit.">she's got the smuggest grin you've ever seen
>>35692121shota is cringe
>>35692189would draw me and her going to the altar, as a joke of course
Lolis with wide hips and big round asses that still also feel small and cute due to her general size are perfection, and young girls are peak performance.
>>35692189She won't be so smug when I mating press her and give her some kittens to look after.
>>35692319>cut to a family photo with her looking very gravid and smug while numerous kittens crawl all over the both of you.
>>35692189just walk away and act like they don't exist and are a figment of your imagination
>>35692434I always do, why do think I am broke?
>>35692434Another man tricked by Foxes.
>>35692456*enriched by foxes
>>35692456Is it really a trick if everyone's happy in the end?
>>35691075>Virgin blood supply>Already has a husbandHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>35692465Yes, after his 8th daughter the man will begin to suspect that the Fox he's married to wanted to seduce him.
Not even mgs can dig me out of my depression...
>>35692476how dense is this man?
If it wasn't for bronies there would not have been such a knee jerk aversion for something to call ourselves as a fanbase
>>35692319She's not real
>>35692348take your daughter to work day must be fun if you married a cheshire
what is the bait and can I masterbait?
>>35692480The ideal density for MGs into bakas.
>>35692505what monsters like smarty pants?
>>35692498You aren't real.
>>35692478Is that a challenge?
>tfw no Shoggoth dairy maid
>>35692551it is a shame, I would love to drink a nice tall glass of shog milk every time I drink something
>>35692434Monster girls were born to bear human children
>>35692536Haku, nerd birds, any with a bent for research.
>>35692577>researchNerd birds will need to re-search for a way to sit comfortably once I'm done with them.If you know what I mean.
>>35682100I am here, acquiring new pictures of wife.
>>35692577If I want a haku to absolutely turn into a waterfall down there, what do I do?
>>35692502I want a litter of kitty cat daughters.
>>35692434no thanks, i dont want children
>>35692609Teach her something she doesn't already know about a subject she's interested in.Yes, this includes sex if you wish to be that unoriginal, but good luck since they've got encyclopedic knowledge there.
Mere female lizard.
>>35692672would teaching an old haku about computers work?
>>35692549nothingnessemptinesswe're all just dust in the wind
>>35692728>breastlet getting moggedthis is why I am here
>>35692728Fear the boobhat. A powerful technique.
>>35692728and this is?
>>35692581no it wont
>>35692728The weak should fear the strong.
>>35692728>wife getting jealous with all the titty monsters roaming the beach>tries to fight one that got a little to close to you>pic related>"Anon, HEEEEELLLPPP!">forced to watch helplessly as your wife is pinned by some random monster's cleavage
>>35692802If (You) were a shota in the MGEverse, who would you want as your totally-not-predatory momster?
>>35692830i'd want to die
>>35692771Looks like google's ai for identifying what's in an image