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This is my 18 year old girlfriend, her name is Yukari and she is smart and funny.
>18 year oldAdd a few zeros in there, and you'd be right.
>>35657448She is 18 years old, period
>>35657435you wish you were me
>>35657448Is she even 1000 years old? Yukari is pretty mid range for youkai nowadays.
>>35657435stop posting my waifu's photothat's a violation of her privacy
>>35660785Yukari has no privacySee: all those eyes in her gaps
>>35660675She’s at least 1,2000 years old
>>35660675She’s at least 1,200
You're all wrong! Yukari-chan is only 17 years old! She has a tamigotchi and a flip-phone and everything!
>>35661437A flip-phone? That's so ten years ago! Dumb hag can't even keep up with trends!
>>35661437Tamagotchi? Now that’s a blast from the past. Does she have a Furby too?
>>35657435>18 year oldHow does it feel knowing your girlfriend is practically infertile?
>>35663245It explains why Ran has no children. She's been with Yukari a long ass time.