/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Best /jp/ ringtones and text alerts!

Do you have them and what are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>implying /jp/ uses a phone

[Anonymous No.]

IOSYS cirno math etc fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558642
I have 'Mail Mail' SFX from SZS.
Never bothered to change it.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying people actual phone /jp/ posters.

[Anonymous No.]

my phone is never on though

[Anonymous No.]

From 0:24 to right before she begin to sing on a loop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHtiCjdUhbM

[Anonymous No.]

Silent

[Anonymous No.]

I just use the MGS codec, thought about Vocaloid stuff. Can't wait to get a new phone, mine stopped holding calls and doesn't send texts.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would you need a ringtone?

It's not like anyone will ever call you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558671

that's like my phone exactly too
...
get out of my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558677
And I bet you thought you were being original. People like you make me sick.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a nico nico douga UN owen remix as my ringtone. Only three people I know in real life actually recognize it. Other people just say its a cool ringtone

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558650
>>3558674
>>3558690

people on /jp/ are such angry fucks, rofl

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558674
I get a call every month or so from my mom or sister. Probably checking to see if I'm still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

MOU IKKAI

[Anonymous No.]

Track 17 from KnK 2 as my ringtone and pururin as my text alert.

[Anonymous No.]

In public it's just on vibrate, but at home it's The Traditional Old Man and the Stylish Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Trombe.You need no other ringtone.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit, a text message! I haven't gotten one of those in months!

>"Verizon Wireless would like to remind you about exclusive Vcast access for only $10/month....

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558642
I don't understand this comic. Can someone explain?

[Anonymous No.]

Ringtone is Captain Murasa.

Text sound is ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ siren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558771
>Text sound is ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ ☢CAUTION!!☢ siren.

oh sweet jesus sauce nao

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558785
I got it from this sound effects pack


http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mjdyfimjono

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558785
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?mjdyfimjono

somewhere in there
convert to tone

[Sudo !nAoZUmIAfk No.]

Why would I have a phone?

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the artist of op's picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558827
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=338104

[Anonymous No.]

i use my phone to browse /jp/ and download porn.

don't need ringtones since nobody calls, but i have some random screams set as it just for the hell of it.

[Anonymous No.]

My phone has a standard beeping ringtone. I don't like announcing my taste in music to everyone in the immediate vicinity on the off-chance I get a call.

[Anonymous No.]

Even if I had a /jp/ related ring tone, I would scramble to stop it before anyone hears it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3558642

Reisen has done a good job

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

Don't use cellphone, sowry!

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

My iPhone uses the Metal Gear Solid series of sounds.


Not that it's related to the thread, but I can't help but admire the DSL Eirin has got going on in the OP's image. Mm-m. That artist knew what they were DOING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3559023
DSL? Delicious soft lips?
Looks like standard yaoi lips to me, I actually thought she was a dude for a second.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3559040

>DSL? Delicious soft lips?

Yeah, that's one way of putting it. And to be quite frank, this artwork makes her look even more feminine than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

The 4th panel is just gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3559046
Well, shoujo-style males are pretty feminine anyway. personally I like Reisen's lips better. Eirin's are just way too exaggerated.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>3559072

> Eirin's are just way too exaggerated.

You are now manually visualizing DEM LIPS sliding up and down your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3559088
CLOWN BLOWJOB

[tristan !tzara749YA No.]

Please stop sullying one of my favourite pixiv artists with your stupid blowjob fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3559112
You know that artist draws some porn, right?

[tristan !tzara749YA No.]

>>3559138
I'm all too aware. Just kidding I don't actually care at all, any of his art being posted is fine.

[Kaguya is a !BEaRD8DGAI No.]

>>3558795
>>3558798

Thanks guys. It's my text alert now.
Was previously using the mascot for Marinela's Gansito snack cake

[CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs No.]

My phone's always on silent.

[miles !!yEv/ZBcowB8 No.]

I have a cellphone but I have no reason to use it at all.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Dem lips, yo.

Dem lips.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

hnnnnnnnnnnng

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

the YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH from the CSI intro.