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35533861 No.35533861 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/ is a cute nice girl who will become my NEET sex slave after is done.

>> No.35533888

>>35533861
That's a boy. Please do not have sex with other boys.

>> No.35535130 [DELETED] 

>>35533861
But anon I'm a boy... don't tell me you'd want to have sex with another boy... that's lewd...

>> No.35535548

>>35533861
A-Am I really?I though I was a boy

>> No.35536164

>>35533861
God, I wish...

>> No.35542650
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35542650

/jp/sies having sex...

>> No.35543523

is this teh cookie thread?

>> No.35545465

>>35543523
no, thats
>>35457439

>> No.35546031

>>35542650
/jp/sies kissing other /jp/sies...

>> No.35546195

>>35542650
Me on left

>> No.35548152
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35548152

me on the left

>> No.35548529

>>35542650
>>35548152
me on the right!

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>>35546031
On the mouth! With lots of tongue!

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>>35550201
Pulling eachother closer! And lots of groping!

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>>35550201
>>35551273
But I've never kissed anyone before

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>>35552660
It's never too late for your first kiss, anon. Wanna kiss?

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>>35552792
m-maybe?!

>> No.35553125

is this the erp thread

>> No.35553138

>>35553052
May I sit on your lap then? Or would you prefer to sit on mine?

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>>35553138
I... like sitting on laps so... if I could sit on yours...

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>>35553213
ah~ then come and make yourself comfortable, anon. I might need to hold you close so you wont fall off while we kiss...

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>>35553283
Ah! ah... ok then... maybe this is too close... but that's ok...! I can't believe this is going to be my first kiss...

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>>35553322
could imagine being this close together, anon? So close but not yet kissing, only feeling eachother's warm breath... just imagine the excitement of getting your first kiss with a fellow /jp/anon...

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>>35553378
Aaah.. ah... this is too lewd... I'm feeling weird... It's been so long since I've felt the warmth of another person... and this is how I'm feeling it...

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>>35553468
You are feeling so hot to the touch, anon... are you feeling well? Wherever I touch you, you are so hot, even the lips...

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>>35553593
Y-Yes I'm ok..! It's been a long time since I've had physical contact with another person... can I hold on to you too? my lips can't stop trembling...

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>>35553761
It's ok, anon, you may hold me as long as you like and squeeze me as hard as you can... come now and get your very first kiss *kisses deeply while I pull you closer to me*

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>>35553831
Aah..! *hugs you as you kiss me* mmhn... *squeezes* y-your tongue feels good...

>> No.35554081

>>35553937
mmmhn... ah... your mouth is so warm and tender, anon... *kisses again, a little bit longer this time* How come someone as kissable as your havent been showered in kisses before... *hands travel up and down your back while I dive in for another kiss, eager to rub tongues together*

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>>35554081
Ahh... *kisses you* mmnnnm... so this is how it feels like... ahh... *still squeezing you* *wrap my legs around you* I-I want more... please...

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>>35554201
hehehe... you seem to really like kissing, anon... *hands reach your nape and rub it with care* If only you knew how sweet you taste, I can't get enough of you *a hand holds your head from the back while I begin again, this time using the other hand to bring you so close our chests meet before trying to slip my hand under your shirt to feel your bare back while we get lost in our kiss*

>> No.35554455

Get aids and die, freaks.

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>>35554367
*the taste of onions fills your mouth*
Ahh... I am so lonely here in the swamp but cute anon-chan has come to share his love with me... the feeling of our tongues rubbing together like slugs in the swamp is so shrektacular...
*my big ogre hands lift you onto the bed*
I'm going to peel off all of your clothes like layers of an onion... you are so shrexy that it makes me feel ogrewhelmed
*kisses you again*
I'm absolutely head ogre heels for you...

>> No.35554502

>>35554461
This really gives me nostalgia for Shrek jokes back in the early 2010s

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this thread is unequivocally shit.

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>>35554367
mmmnnn.. ah... *kisses you deeply while your tongue dominates my mouth* ahh... your hands... *panic and kisses you again*

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shaking boy legs ｡◕‿◕｡

breathless boys moaning (◡‿◡)

little boy body twitches (◕‿◕)

curled boy toes (ღ˘˘ღ)

boys whimpering ( ‿)

quivering boy lips and glossed over eyes (ﾉ´∀`)

boys having squirmy little orgasms *:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*

>> No.35554707

>>35554515
Anon... *breaks the kiss to catch air* I hope you dont feel overwhelmed, this is your very first time and all... *rubs your cheek* how did it feel?

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>>35554707
*my heavy breathing covers your nearby face in onion breath, both warming it and stinging the eyes and nose*
IT FELT SHREKCELLENT

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>>35554707
Ah... It felt... very good... ah... I can't believe I just had my first kiss... and they were so many in a row... ahh... ah... I feel so embarrassed... t-thank you...

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>>35554772
and you are going to get many more in the future. I hope we interact again in the future, anon

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>>35554829
You're already leaving..? goodbye Anon... I liked the kisses... may we meet again...
*I kiss you on the cheek* bye...

>> No.35554959

>>35554882
If the thread survives, make sure to call me in the following days. Byebye~

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Oh my, I got so excited I had a little accident in my Pichuuns! I wonder if there are any Anons around who can help with that...

>> No.35562195

>>35561427
Take your shit fetish elsewhere.

>> No.35563026

>>35561427
I can help....

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that was kinda fucking hot... what the hell?

>> No.35564837

>>35554882
>>35554959
Take it up a notch next time

>> No.35564837,1 [INTERNAL] 

sigh why do I always have to be banned when the good threads happen

>> No.35565230

Is moot literally retarded? He gets 10000 applications for Janitor, yet these shitposting threads still last this long? How many people is he actually hiring? What kind of horseshit criteria does he have? This should not be happening so consistently almost 10 years into the site's life.

>> No.35565836

>>35564837
I will certianly do next time. Just had the inconvenience of having to work next morning

>> No.35566865
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>>35565836
Are you still here kissanon? your kisses made me feel special, I want to take it up a notch too!

>> No.35567000

>>35566865
aaaw, I love how you to call me "Kissanon". Im tempted to sleep a little bit late again just for you...
How far do you want me to take you?

Please sage the thread

>> No.35567000,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>35564837,1
Simply get a new IP it's not that difficult.

>> No.35567000,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>35564837,1
Tuxler VPN

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