Has your sister ever caught you fapping or discovered any of your ero/doujin material?

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Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:07:13 2009 No.3551854 [Reply] [Original]

Has your sister ever caught you fapping or discovered any of your ero/doujin material?

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Thu Oct 15 17:09:13 2009 No.3551865 >>3551854 My sister doesn't go in my room, let alone on my computer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:10:13 2009 No.3551878 File: 77 KB, 350x303, Shikieiki_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nope, but then again I don't have a sister.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:11:13 2009 No.3551885 Yes and then we had sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:14:13 2009 No.3551899 >or discovered any of your ero/doujin material? Well, even if they have, they've never made any mention about it it so I wouldn't know.

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu Oct 15 17:15:13 2009 No.3551905 Both my sister and mother have caught me fapping countless of times. I can't fucking hear them approach my door until it's too late. ;_;

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Thu Oct 15 17:17:13 2009 No.3551910 >>3551885 Mark?

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ Thu Oct 15 17:17:13 2009 No.3551911 When life gives you lemons, the successful make lemonades. Instead of viewing it as a bad thing, take it as a chance!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:17:13 2009 No.3551912 no but yesterday I scrolled down /jp/'s front page and she saw Rika futa, we both started laughing

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:18:13 2009 No.3551915 >>3551865

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:18:13 2009 No.3551916 >>3551910 Susan..

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:18:13 2009 No.3551921 I don't have a sister.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:19:13 2009 No.3551925 >>3551910 I can't believe this is you, Ashley.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:19:13 2009 No.3551926 I remember that day when half of my porn folder disappeared out of nowhere, so maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:19:13 2009 No.3551931 My sister caught me jacking off when I was 16 or 17. She ran out the room laughing. I was embarrassed at the time, but I think its funny now too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:21:13 2009 No.3551941 >>3551854 Once. I didn't speak to her for like a week after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:21:13 2009 No.3551943 >>3551905 Unlike you I've trained myself to sense when someone even thinks about coming into my room. I minimize at the speed of light!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:22:13 2009 No.3551948 >>3551931 Do you have sex with your sister regularly?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:22:13 2009 No.3551952
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My sister has nearly caught me (heh) redhanded once or twice, but mostly I am excessively careful. I usually fap when no one is home, or when she is sleeping (which she does a LOT, she is much closer to being a NEET than I am).

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:22:13 2009 No.3551953

One time I let my sister browse my Touhou folder, and she came to me complaining about "naughty" pictures. I had no idea what it could be, since I keep NSFW stuff seperate on totally different place.
I found out that bunch Yamame pictures with her panties showing had been deleted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:23:13 2009 No.3551961 >>3551952 doujin sauce?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:23:13 2009 No.3551962 File: 376 KB, 863x1212, tosimite_08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the usual reaction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:24:13 2009 No.3551968 >>3551943 I can't minimize my cock into my pants that quickly. You are skilled, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:24:13 2009 No.3551969 >>3551943 A better solution is using virtual desktops.

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Thu Oct 15 17:27:13 2009 No.3551987 >>3551931 The image in my mind, is a bit pitiful.

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Thu Oct 15 17:27:13 2009 No.3551988 >>3551943 That's inhuman!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:28:13 2009 No.3551991 >>3551953 >that bunch Yamame pictures with her panties showing had been deleted. FUCKING RAPE THAT BITCH

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:30:13 2009 No.3552003 >>3551943 >>3551968 >>3551988 Heh, including me, shrinking-penis-mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:30:13 2009 No.3552007 >>3551943 You have an 2 inch cock.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:32:13 2009 No.3552024 I don't minimize my cock, I just press it against my belly and it goes unnoticed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:33:13 2009 No.3552031 >>3551912 Your sister isd a true bro. I wish my sister was like that. She just keeps doing this "Socializing" of hers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:33:13 2009 No.3552032 >>3551952 >she is much closer to being a NEET than I am What, she's in education while you're in employment and education?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:34:13 2009 No.3552038 Lock on the door. Whee!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:34:13 2009 No.3552041 >>3552032 Not quite what I had in mind, but that still applies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:35:13 2009 No.3552049 >>3552038 multiple keys for the whole family! Whee!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:35:13 2009 No.3552050 >>3552041 >Not quite what I had in mind Then you don't know what NEET means, so don't use the word.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:36:13 2009 No.3552058 >>3552038 The furniture has a master key, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:37:13 2009 No.3552060 >>3552050 >closer to being a NEET >does not imply that either of us are NEETs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:38:13 2009 No.3552065 >>3551854 My sister has notebook, but my download folder is shared over wireless. So, she probably knows... it kinda gives me an exciting thrill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:39:13 2009 No.3552072 >>3552024 You wha... Fuck, Anon, I am in awe of your deceptive techniques.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu Oct 15 17:39:13 2009 No.3552078

>>3551962

In his final year at Hanadera, Yuuki is shanghaiied away by Suguru for a weekend alone at the Kashiwagi summer house. At the sight of Suguru at the wheel, chest gleaming with sweat and engine roaring, Yuuki is easily seduced.
Later on Yuuki is married off to some nameless Lilian extra, and goes on to live out his life in relative obscurity. But every night when he closes his eyes, he still hears the roar of the Maserati in the distance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:40:13 2009 No.3552085 >>3551952 >>3551952 Do you mind sharing the name of this one? I have it but I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:40:13 2009 No.3552086 >>3552065 Why, oh why would you share your download folder? Isn't it the easiest thing to simply set your downloads to save at another location?

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Thu Oct 15 17:40:13 2009 No.3552088 >>3552065 Why are you sharing it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:42:13 2009 No.3552100 >>3552060 >closer to being NEET >thinking of something other than current Employment, Education, and Training status

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:42:13 2009 No.3552101 >>3552088 >>3552086 Because it gives him an exciting thrill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:42:13 2009 No.3552107 >>3552088 She has a 60Gb HD and I have two 500Gb ones. She usually puts her TV series in mine to avoid running out of space.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:44:13 2009 No.3552117 Yeah, she then tried to get me to go to a shrink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:44:13 2009 No.3552120 >>3552078 Ha ha ha, oh wow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:49:13 2009 No.3552147 Once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:56:13 2009 No.3552199 >>3552024 Fat.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:58:13 2009 No.3552222

Back when I still was small time I was fapping on the couch in the living room while watching a porn movie when I heard my sister in the hallway.
I immediately rolled off the couch, on the floor and pulled a plaid over my body.
It was in the middle of the night and she thought someone just left the tv on. So she turned it off and went back to bed.

>>	None !NACK.rrrr. Thu Oct 15 17:58:13 2009 No.3552228 >>3551912 I was the one who made that thread. I'm glad you both laughed. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 17:59:13 2009 No.3552230 >>3552065 > it kinda gives me an exciting thrill. How about putting some 妹/姉 stuff there?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:01:13 2009 No.3552247 >>3552024 I always make sure I'm wearing track pants if I'm fapping when my family is still awake. As soon as I hear something I minimize my windows and hold back my dick with the sort of elastic part of the pants near the waist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:01:13 2009 No.3552252 File: 81 KB, 891x400, sneke_eater.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3552065 WHAT A THRIIIIILL...

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Thu Oct 15 18:03:13 2009 No.3552265 File: 279 KB, 957x1300, ocelotold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3552252 So different from simply changing a clip?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:03:13 2009 No.3552266 >>3552247 I could never get mine in fast enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:03:13 2009 No.3552267 >>3552247 High five, that's my technique.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:08:13 2009 No.3552294 >>3552265 Helen, you're my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:09:13 2009 No.3552304 I fap with the door wide open to avoid suspicion. I can also tell if someone is walking down my bright hallway by the shadows they cast. It gives me enough time to minimize everything and tuck away my precious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:11:13 2009 No.3552319 Why don't you insist that they knock?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:15:13 2009 No.3552349 >>3552319 It would be kind of obvious that you're masturbating wouldn't it?

>>	reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI Thu Oct 15 18:16:13 2009 No.3552355 >>3551854 Never, since I've already told her that I have tons of doujins on my HDDs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:16:13 2009 No.3552356 >>3552349 Nah, they'll just think I'm smoking a joint.

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ Thu Oct 15 18:17:13 2009 No.3552368 >>3551854 Why do you bother hiding it? People expect it of NEETs in the first place. Your family members are just being polite.

>>	Lucianus Fae !!jHSnXGWlAa2 Thu Oct 15 18:19:13 2009 No.3552381 Fuck, like a month ago, I could say, no. But yeah, she found it recently while looking through my music (it's not in the music folder, but on the same HDD).

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:21:13 2009 No.3552408 Dont have a sister, but my mom caught me once when i still had a Desktop, and the Monitor was facing the dor... so she prety much knew what was it, after that i out my ponr on my PSP and go fap in the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:21:13 2009 No.3552409 Oh, and my sister once found an incest fic I wrote about the two of us. She thought it was a hoot. No sex though, obviously. We just tell each other everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:22:13 2009 No.3552410 I think my mom saw my hentai folder once..

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:24:13 2009 No.3552427 >>3552408 >Monitor was facing the dor I have found the o you lost: >>3552409 >She thought it was a hoot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:25:13 2009 No.3552432 >>3551943 I minimize at the speed of light! Your penis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:28:13 2009 No.3552452 My mom told me she saw a lolicon folder in my brother's PC (which happens to be the family PC too). We all laughed it off. That's why I never have any porn in solid state.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:29:33 2009 No.3552462 >>3551847 stop spammin ur shitty board on Дnoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's all ur ip's lulz ur not relly anonimus enjoy ur party v&'s

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:31:13 2009 No.3552465

I live on my own floor of the house. Outside of my room is a big wide area where the stairs to ground level is connected, and even down there is a wide open area. In short: I always have plentiful time to both ejaculate wash any mess I may have made and take a seat at my study - pretending to do something useful. Well, that was a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:31:13 2009 No.3552473 >>3552432 No, his COCK! OH MAN GUYS AM I FUNNY AND ORIGINAL for repeating the exact same thing three or four people have already posted?

>>	:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA Thu Oct 15 18:32:13 2009 No.3552476 My mom found my onahole some months ago. She made a joke about it and that's it. No big deal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:32:13 2009 No.3552478 >>3552452 You'd rather they found your optical backups?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:32:59 2009 No.3552479 File: 25 KB, 469x907, 1187709677711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3552408 >after that i out my ponr on my PSP and go fap in the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:33:59 2009 No.3552483 File: 13 KB, 186x213, asdghad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3552452 My mom told me she saw a lolicon folder

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Thu Oct 15 18:34:13 2009 No.3552489 My mom found cp on my computer before. She wasn't very happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:35:13 2009 No.3552501 >>3552489 I wish I would find cp on someone's computer...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:36:13 2009 No.3552507 My room in the house has a deadbolt and a standard front-door-style key lock. It was the previous owners office.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:36:13 2009 No.3552511 >>3552452 >>3552483 And you just laughed it off?! Daaamn. I don't even know what my family would think of being sexually stimulated to drawn porn. I seriously don't know what is going on in there, and probably vice versa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:37:13 2009 No.3552513 >>3552483 Well she didn't say "lolicon", but said "little cartoon girls doing nasty things", and knowing my brother is a Higurashi fag...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:37:13 2009 No.3552514 >>3552501 You a cop?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:37:13 2009 No.3552518 >>3552514 No. You a football player?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:39:13 2009 No.3552533 >>3552518 Why, yes!

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Thu Oct 15 18:40:13 2009 No.3552540 >>3552513 That sounds cool. I wish my brother was a Higurashi fag instead of a delinquent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:44:13 2009 No.3552573 >>3552518 Have you considered playing inn Bloodbowl?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:54:13 2009 No.3552635

Ever heard of locks?
They are wonderful things, then can keep unwanted visitors out and it can secure your personal space.
They consist of highly advanced SCIENCE that have been researched throughoutly from generation to generaation throughout the times with each generation making these wonderful things called "locks" even more advanced as times go by.

I should know what I am talking about, I myself have had locks on all my doors for as long as I can remember (that is about my whole life time) and I have been using them for over 20 years now. I can even keep people from opening my doors with my locks.
I'm pretty sure locks could easily keep out nosy family members by simply staying locked.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Thu Oct 15 18:56:13 2009 No.3552646 >>3552635 Most homes don't have locks for each room other than bathrooms, and entrances to the building. You don't live in a house, enjoy your low-income apartment complex your mother pays for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 18:59:13 2009 No.3552650 >>3552635 a locked door practically tells them that you're fapping right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:00:13 2009 No.3552655 >>3552646 She probably doesn't even pay for it. Ever heard of welfare?

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:00:13 2009 No.3552661

>>3552646
Seriously?
Were are you from?
Doors without locks have been a rare sight for me indeed and I have seen many apartments, houses and dormitories.
Almost all of the doors have locks, why would you buy a door without a lock? The extra cost for the locks aren't much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:02:13 2009 No.3552665 >>3552655 >She probably doesn't even pay for it. Nah, she pays me. Would you turn down free money?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:06:27 2009 No.3552688 >>3552635 You guarantee it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:08:13 2009 No.3552692 >>3552650 Only if you rarely lock it. If you lock your door all the time they can't tell.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Thu Oct 15 19:08:13 2009 No.3552696

>>3552661
I live in Los Angeles, and no HOME I've been in has ever had inner-door locks other than bathrooms and rarely the master bedroom.

Apartments, condos, duplexes? Yes. Homes? No. Enjoy thinking you've been living in a one-family home all this time when you're actually in a condo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:12:13 2009 No.3552712 >>3552696 Because LA is shitty, bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:13:27 2009 No.3552718 >>3552696 >I live in Los Angeles Stopped reading there You live in America's first and only human zoo. L.A. is a shithole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:14:13 2009 No.3552720 >>3552696 I can confirm this, at least for suburbs

>>	Sakura !!sCKns1iPkwx Thu Oct 15 19:15:13 2009 No.3552729 >>3552696 I live in BC and no home I've ever been has had locks on doors other than the bathrooms either.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:17:13 2009 No.3552735

>>3552720
Assuming you haven't gone and installed your own locks for every door, I mean, 'cause that's what we did

>>3552718
Have you ever been to Los Angeles, or anywhere in LA County for that matter? If it were as crazy as people think it is then there would be locks on every door

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:23:13 2009 No.3552768 Creaking stairs and floors help alot. If you don't have them, set traps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:24:27 2009 No.3552776 >>3552735 Yes, I live in Monterey County and I've been to L.A. a number of times I avoid L.A. when ever possible, it truly is a shithole of a city.

CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Thu Oct 15 19:26:13 2009 No.3552788

>>3552776
I don't live in the inner-city of LA, sorry to disappoint. I technically live on the county line of LA county, and two other counties.

So in reality I live in three different places at once - but none of which are anything like how "real" los angeles is shown on TV and in the news - which is mostly downtown LA.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Thu Oct 15 19:28:13 2009 No.3552793 >>3552776 Monterey is fucking northern California, get out with your 'hella' gay shit, faggot. You've never been to so Cal, enjoy your hippies.

>>	miles !!yEv/ZBcowB8 Thu Oct 15 19:30:13 2009 No.3552805 In my house we knock and wait to be allowed in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:30:27 2009 No.3552803 >>3552788 Sorry to disappoint, but "L.A." traditionally refers to the L.A. area rather than the city proper. There isn't a damn place in California south of San Luis Obispo county worth visiting. It's like Fallout 3 but without the adventure.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Thu Oct 15 19:33:13 2009 No.3552820 >>3552803 lol okay. Nor Cal is a bunch of white trash, so enjoy your lifted trucks, butthurt hippies who dodged the draft and wonder why they get no free money, and wife-beater wearing bleach heads who think they are niggers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:34:13 2009 No.3552828 >>3552820 All of Cali sucks

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Thu Oct 15 19:35:13 2009 No.3552833 Eh, it's kind of hypocritical but I don't care. I don't come to /jp/ to argue about where people live, so I won't bother continuing this stupid fucking argument.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Thu Oct 15 19:36:13 2009 No.3552838 >>3552828 Well looks like you beat me to finishing the argument. Just throwing such facts out in the open so easily, how bold of you Anonymous. ಠ3ಠ

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:38:13 2009 No.3552850 Currybutt more like curry BUTTHURT

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:39:27 2009 No.3552852 [DELETED]

>>3552820
>
lol okay. Nor Cal is a bunch of white trash, so enjoy your lifted trucks, butthurt hippies who dodged the draft and wonder why they get no free money, and wife-beater wearing bleach heads who think they are niggers.
Sounds like L.A., only you forgot the whole "illegal Mexican immigrants everywhere" part

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:40:13 2009 No.3552858 >>3552803 >>3552820 Take it easy bros. I'm a former Californian who spent a near equal amount of time (~5 years) in Orange County and the Bay Area. Okay, OC sucks but the Norcal vs. Socal rivalry is still silly.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Thu Oct 15 19:41:13 2009 No.3552862 >>3552852 >implying everywhere in nor cal doesn't have illegal immigrants everywhere too. k.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:44:13 2009 No.3552890 File: 76 KB, 499x436, 8.png-499x436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stop fighting you guys, fuck

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:45:13 2009 No.3552895

She have found one doujin one day because i forgotten to recycle my bin.

But it doesn't matter , because she's a weeaboo herself. She have readed RE-TAKE , and we have played Umineko together...

I have even proposed some eroge to her, but she's too damn lazy to play them ... just like me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 19:57:13 2009 No.3552950 Can a vassal country recruit them? Cause im trying to get them on Ran route and im only lacking the warrior, but nobody seems to recruit him, they might have already recruited him while i wasn't paying atention.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:03:13 2009 No.3552969

>a locked door practically tells them that you're fapping right now
>Only if you rarely lock it. If you lock your door all the time they can't tell.
That is basically it, if it is locked most of the time then they wouldn't think that you fap all the time.
They may get thoughts about you having social problems, keeping the door locked all of the times.

Even though it may be more true than not that I might be fapping all of the time, but how can anyone tell?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:04:13 2009 No.3552974 >>3552950 You were supposed to reply in the Rance thread, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:11:13 2009 No.3552991 My sister calls me Nii-san. 'nuff said.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:14:13 2009 No.3553001 No because my little sister is too busy being an ignorant nigger with her equally ignorant nigger friends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:15:13 2009 No.3553007 >>3552513 Well she didn't say "lolicon", Damn.

>>	CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs Thu Oct 15 20:18:13 2009 No.3553013 My mom found my loli folder ages ago, and now insists on hooking me up with short flat Asian girls. This extends to "Hey hey she's cute" whenever I'm outside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:20:13 2009 No.3553024 >>3553013 My mother never found my folder but she does the same thing. She's been trying to get me to talk to one of the Chinese girls that work in the Asian supermarket that opened up in my neighborhood a while ago.

>>	CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs Thu Oct 15 20:22:13 2009 No.3553031 >>3553024 Mine doesn't know how loud she is, the girls hear and then I'm too shy to go over because they know I find them cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:22:13 2009 No.3553032 My sister is a lesbian with a FTM girl/boyfriend, so she's cool with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:25:13 2009 No.3553039 >>3553031 ARE YOU ME?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:25:13 2009 No.3553042 >>3553031 Dollfagers, what happened to your name?

>>	CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs Thu Oct 15 20:26:13 2009 No.3553044 >>3553042 I changed it because I don't want to be a Touhou trip anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:41:13 2009 No.3553099 >>3552991 Do you put your penis in her vagina?

>>	Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ Thu Oct 15 20:42:13 2009 No.3553107 >>3553044 But you've been switching it back and forth. What does Cineria refer to? And have you tossed Alice out to the wind, leaving her drifting, orphaned and abandoned, longing for company?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:43:13 2009 No.3553110 >>3551854 Does anyone know any good doujins which portray this situation?

>>	CINERIA !DoLLFaGERs Thu Oct 15 20:44:13 2009 No.3553119 >>3553107 I don't know I like being unexpected. I still love Alice ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:46:13 2009 No.3553128 >>3553013 That's kinda cute.

Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:49:13 2009 No.3553144

She's probably discovered my porn multiple times. She's almost caught me masturbating more times than I can possibly remember, but I'm quick to put my dick away. She probably knew what was up though. Good thing I moved out years ago and can now fap to my heart's content. Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 20:56:13 2009 No.3553187 >>3553144 Its ok my mom discovered me and then proceeded to stroke my dick to show me i was doing it wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 15 22:48:13 2009 No.3553869 >>3551854 my elder sister did. We kept quiet about what happen that time for days

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 00:25:13 2009 No.3554401 No, the results would be...bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 00:46:13 2009 No.3554517 >>3551854 I cought my cousin fapping twice

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:01:13 2009 No.3554802

Probably once or twice. I'm a quick bastard, but you can't shake the feeling that you've been caught.

I also don't really hide any porn, either. My laptop has a lock to it and stuff just lies around in a folder. On the family computer there's a ton of stuff in one folder accessible from the desktop, so I'm sure someone seen stuff. I honestly don't care.

I do that hold-dick-against-stomach thing, usually. My night pants have elastics, which is generally when I fap, so.

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:06:13 2009 No.3554823

my family adopted an imouto from my uncle's household. she was my uncle's mistress' daughter, before they were discovered by his waifu.

it was so sudden, and she saw most of the stuff i have in my pc.

and she's a lesbian.(unwanted child before the adoption, no one cared about her)

what do i do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:06:13 2009 No.3554827 >>3554823 o right, she's 14.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:09:13 2009 No.3554843 Have you ever caught your sister schlicking or discovered any of her ero/doujin material?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:12:13 2009 No.3554853 >>3554823 Share your stuff with her and don't make a big deal out of it. Love her like family.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:13:13 2009 No.3554859 >>3554823 Be her friend. That's all you can do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:13:13 2009 No.3554862 File: 114 KB, 629x500, 1245573366905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3554823 Introduce her to yuri, watch Marimite with her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:14:13 2009 No.3554865 I don't live with my sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:16:13 2009 No.3554884 >>3554853 >>3554859 >>3554862 first time i've seen sound advices from /jp/. i'm touched.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:17:13 2009 No.3554889 >>3554862 Marimite might be to gay for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:17:13 2009 No.3554892 >>3554843 I once hid in my sister's closet and watched her masturbate. It was unintentional though. It's a long story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:27:13 2009 No.3554940 >>3554892 I would much appreciate a telling of this story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:28:13 2009 No.3554944 >>3554892 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:43:13 2009 No.3555014 >>3554892 Bump for details.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Oct 16 02:44:13 2009 No.3555020 >>3554940 >>3554944 >>3555014 Long story short - it never happened.

>>	GreenTrashcan !6mvmNVD6E6 Fri Oct 16 02:48:13 2009 No.3555045 If I had a younger sister, shit would be a whole lot more realistic. i.e. I'd fuck her so violently that she has to suppress the memory with crack and alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 02:52:13 2009 No.3555063 >>3555020 tl;dr

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 03:02:13 2009 No.3555109

>>3554892
Sorry. I'm back. I guess I should've figured /jp/ would be eager to hear the story, but it's not particularly exciting.

Basically one day I was in my sister's room (can't remember the reason) when she suddenly came home. I panicked so I quickly hid in her closet even though I probably could have made it out of her room before she got there. When she got to her room I was planning on either waiting for her to leave or jumping out and playing it off as a joke, like I was trying to scare her or something. Then she locked the door, turned on some music, laid on her bed and started masturbating with this electronic massager. I was still young at the time so it took me a minute to figure out why she was massaging between her legs. Obviously I couldn't leave the closet at that point so I waited for her to finish. I can't remember how long it took her but she eventually left the room and I sneaked out.

I remember I did bring it up some time later when I was mad at her and wanted to reveal an embarassing secret like that. She said I was lying and I didn't go into enough detail to prove that it was true because I had quickly realized that I probably shouldn't have blurted it out in anger.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Oct 16 03:04:13 2009 No.3555122 >>3555109 >embarrassing secret The only one that would be embarrassing for is you for watching her do it. ಠ_ಠ

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 03:06:13 2009 No.3555127 >>3555122 You're probably right but I was a dumb kid at the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 03:09:13 2009 No.3555137 >>3555122 Not unless there's a secret bit that he didn't tell us, like the part where his sister raped him with a strap on after she found out he was peeping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 08:55:13 2009 No.3556249 >>3552381 A friend of mine keeps his in the music folder on the desktop.

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:34:13 2009 No.3556550

>>3554823
>what do i do?
You could share your porn collection with her.
With her being a lesbian she should be able to enyoy your porn and then when you both get going you can use eachother as masturbatory aids even though she is a lesbian.
Even though she is a lesbian things should work out pretty nicely if you do it while you ae watching porn.
I mean, the difference between you and a dildo shouldn't be all that big.

>>	Van_Artic Fri Oct 16 10:43:13 2009 No.3556571 i show my big sis my favourite doujins (she likes reading them anyway), but i never got caught while fapping

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:43:13 2009 No.3556572

ITT: Children and their immature families.

My mother probably knows I masturbate. I have the common courtesy to do it when everyone is asleep,wear headphones when watching porn,lock the door and clean up after myself.

Both you and your families need to grow the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:44:13 2009 No.3556577 Why the hell is this still here? You guys are all creeps.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:48:13 2009 No.3556590 >>3556572 ITT: Children and their immature families. Talking about yourself I see.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:51:13 2009 No.3556600 >>3556577 >You guys are all creeps. Get out.

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:51:13 2009 No.3556602

>My mother probably knows I masturbate.
Of course my mother knows that I masturbate, she just doesn't know exactly when I does it.
To be a young healthy male without a girlfriend and not masturbating isn't healthy (I believe) so I am pretty sure that she would believe that I do masturbate by defoult.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:52:13 2009 No.3556611 >>3553031 Oh ho ho, you can't be so dense as to think it's unintentional?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:53:13 2009 No.3556612 That's it. I quit masturbating. Everyone does it. Only normalfags masturbate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:54:13 2009 No.3556614 File: 58 KB, 355x370, 1255107313887.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3556602 Not to mention how fucked up it would be if your mother daydreamed to the thought of you rubbing one out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:54:13 2009 No.3556616 >>3553013 Your mom is pretty awesome.

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 10:58:13 2009 No.3556633

Most of these stories make it sound like they live in a household where they believe HURR DURR MASTURBATION IS FOR LOSERS or MASTURBATION IS BAD FOR YOU.

It sounds really fucking silly trying to hide the fact that you masturbate. I'm not saying go jerk off in your sister's face but you don't need to hide the fact that you masturbate. I'm not exactly go and tell them out right that you do it but if they find out, who the fuck cares?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:00:13 2009 No.3556637 >>3556612 Well said, I second this. A true neet has no sexual desire

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:01:13 2009 No.3556642 >>3556612 Sounds impossible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:02:13 2009 No.3556643 >>3556642 S'up, normalfag teenager.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:02:13 2009 No.3556644 >>3556633 We do it for the same reason that most people don't walk around naked on the street. Shit is embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:04:13 2009 No.3556655 >>3556633 My mom wouldn't care, neither would my sister. However, I'd still hide my penis if they walk in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:05:13 2009 No.3556656 >>3556644 Only normalfags are so shallow, ignorant and deficient in will that they allow others to dictate or influence their actions. Get out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:08:13 2009 No.3556677 >>3556550 Most real lesbians don't even use dildos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:19:13 2009 No.3556724 >>3556677 Nah, but vibrators and cunulingus machienes aren't that uncommon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:21:13 2009 No.3556730 >>3556656 Only normalfags are so shallow, ignorant and deficient in will that they allow group mentality to dictate or influence their actions. Get out. (And stop posting.)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:48:13 2009 No.3556865 >>3556730 >Only normalfags are so shallow, ignorant and deficient in will that they allow group mentality to dictate or influence their actions. Protip: You just described yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 11:56:13 2009 No.3556903 File: 366 KB, 800x600, vets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:06:13 2009 No.3556930

>>3556730

>Only normalfags are so shallow, ignorant and deficient in will that they allow group mentality to dictate or influence their actions. Get out. (And stop posting.)

Yet that is precisely what you are enforcing here.

Are you insinuating that you yourself are a normalfag, and that you're trying to convert us into normalfags? I'll have none of it. Fuck you, sir. I enjoy being not normal.

>>	tristan !tzara749YA Fri Oct 16 12:08:13 2009 No.3556934 File: 88 KB, 1030x289, arc1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3556930 >I enjoy not being normal but...

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:10:13 2009 No.3556943 >>3556934 Yes, that's nice, but do you have a point?

>>	tristan !tzara749YA Fri Oct 16 12:11:13 2009 No.3556948 >>3556943 My point is stop posting and start your /jp/ vlog.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:11:13 2009 No.3556949 You are the worst tripfag ever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:11:13 2009 No.3556950 >>3556948 Second.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:13:13 2009 No.3556958 >>3556949 This title changes hands so quickly that it's like playing King of the Hill in Halo 3 Multiplayer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:13:13 2009 No.3556961 >>3556949 (I was referring to Arc of course)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:13:13 2009 No.3556962 >>3556950 Thirding.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:14:13 2009 No.3556966 >>3556961 Good thing you made that clear. Someone might have gotten confused.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:16:13 2009 No.3556977 >>3556930 >I enjoy not being normal >>3556934 >I go to the gym, club, lounges, hot spots, smoke weed, do acid, extasy, mushrooms NOPE NOTHING NORMAL HERE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:18:13 2009 No.3556989 >>3556977 I wouldn't really say that doing those drugs is normal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:18:13 2009 No.3556990 >>3556962 Fourthing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:18:13 2009 No.3556992 So why is normal an insult? I'm afraid I don't understand considering that the sorts of people who reject that label, the kinds of edgy, 'nonconformist' faggots who buy clothes from Hot Topic; are even gayer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:19:13 2009 No.3556997 >>3556989 True NEETs have no money to buy drugs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:20:13 2009 No.3556999 >>3556997 more like no friends to get drugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:21:13 2009 No.3557002 is TRUE NEET, shits on floor MOOOOOOOOM CLEAN MY ROOM

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:21:13 2009 No.3557006 >>3556992 /jp/ is the only board that will use "normal" as an insult, I beleive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:22:13 2009 No.3557007 >>3556989 Well in conjunction with "go to clubs and lounges" they are. Besides, not many people do acid and ecstasy alone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:22:13 2009 No.3557010 >>3556999 That's not true, family members are an excellent source. Pity I don't have the money.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:22:13 2009 No.3557012 >>3556992 >buy clothes from Hot Topic Those are normalfags. That's why it's an insult.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:22:13 2009 No.3557014
File: 5 KB, 251x205, ohgoood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>3556999
>>3556997

>Inferring that drugs are expensive
>Inferring that NEETs cannot use money that would ordinarily be spent on figurines, dollfies, or other NEET-tastic things on drugs
>Inferring that drugs require friends

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:23:13 2009 No.3557019

Most people on /jp/ might not be as "normal" as most people and be at least socially awkward or something, but please don't fool yourself into thinking 90% of people on this board aren't lying when they are like "I am a TruNEET®© I shit on the floor and only suck trap dick!"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:24:13 2009 No.3557024 File: 25 KB, 402x337, 07-541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3557014 >inferring that inferring is implying

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:25:13 2009 No.3557026 >>3557007 I know of some people that do. In any case, so what? He clearly shares the same interests, so why bother him over something like that? Arc is a bro. >>3557012 Define normal, please. Anyone here that isn't a NEET, basically?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:25:13 2009 No.3557028 Kill yourself already degenerate piece of trash

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:25:13 2009 No.3557029

>>3557014
Sure, drugs don't necessarily require friends, but you're much worse than "normal" if you're the kind of person that does ecstasy alone.

Also notice how he left how the other points of his post. "Implying I don't go to lounges and bars alone!! reactionimage.jpg"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:25:13 2009 No.3557030 >>3557014 You seem to think I have money for figs, kigs, and "NEET-shit." You are wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:25:13 2009 No.3557031 >>3557019 looooool fag, i fuck traps not suck their dick, that would be gay dude

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:26:13 2009 No.3557032

>>3557019

Shut up.

Okay, NEET means Not in Employment, Education or Training. It's a government classification. If you're getting education, are employed, or in training, you're not a NEET. It's that simple.

If you're wondering if you're a NEET, check to see if you have a job, a scholarship, or an apprenticeship. Don't have these? You're a NEET.

You do not have to piss and shit on floors. That's an elaborate joke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:27:13 2009 No.3557036 I grow my own drugs. :3

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:28:13 2009 No.3557042 >>3557029 It doesn't matter, holy shit. His lifestyle outside of this should mean absolutely nothing to you and I really fail to understand what sort of point you're trying to make here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:30:13 2009 No.3557056 >>3557042 I bet it's samefag. Archetypes of degeneration shouldn't get any replies. Period. No exception. Btw, have fun with you are cancer and neurologic disorders when you hit 40. hahaha owow what an amerikkan

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:30:13 2009 No.3557062 >>3557042 I'm not going on some anti-Arc crusade or anything. I don't give a shit, I'm just pointing out his hypocrisy with regards to "I go to the gym and clubs and bars but don't worry I'm abnormal"

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:31:13 2009 No.3557066

>>3557032
>You do not have to piss and shit on floors. That's an elaborate joke.

This is what normalfags really think.

>>3557019
>but please don't fool yourself into thinking 90% of people on this board aren't lying when they are like "I am a TruNEET®© I shit on the floor and only suck trap dick!

Spoken like a true normalfag. All true NEETs hate 3d and thus, would never suck trap dick. Either stop posting and lurk till you have at least a rudimentary understanding of the conventions surrounding the masters of this board or get out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:32:13 2009 No.3557075 >>3557066 Posts like this mean nothing and never will. Anyone who is actually calling people "normalfag" are actually 17 year old highschool kids who are trying extremely hard to fit in here.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:33:13 2009 No.3557079 >>3557066 yo seriously could you stop posting?

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:34:13 2009 No.3557082

>>3557066

>true NEETs

To make it clear for the other guy, there's no such thing.

It's a statistic. Debating over what makes you truly NEET is not entirely different from debating over what makes you truly homosexual. If you like men, you're gay. That's it. There's no special tier of homosexuality. You enjoy dicks.

Of course, this has never stopped some people from trying to imply that they're gayer than others, or that there are right and wrong ways to be gay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:34:13 2009 No.3557085 >>3557075 >Anyone who is actually calling people "normalfag" are actually 17 year old highschool kids who are trying extremely hard to fit in here. /jp/ - Internet psychiatrists. Also, your grammar is atrocious, kid.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:35:13 2009 No.3557087 File: 3 KB, 126x95, dent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3557062 >inferring that I seriously consider myself to be abnormal

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:35:13 2009 No.3557089 >>3557082 >There's no special tier of homosexuality Yes there is. Gays Bis Straights

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:35:13 2009 No.3557090 >>3557085 Notice how he breaks out the "kid" insult immediately after he is called a 17 year old. Please make it less obvious that you are underage and calling yourself a "true NEET" to fit in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:35:13 2009 No.3557091 >>3557075 baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw Now get back to where you came from. Fagget. Normalfagget. Useless eating idiocrat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:36:13 2009 No.3557092 >>3557091 >Fagget. Normalfagget. Nope, definitely not 15 years old.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:37:13 2009 No.3557094

>>3557089

I already covered that, bro.

>Of course, this has never stopped some people from trying to imply that they're gayer than others, or that there are right and wrong ways to be gay.

The trick is not to get caught up in other people's realities. For some people, there really is a right and wrong way to be gay, and they honestly believe that. By believing that, they impress it upon you strongly enough that you believe it as well. See where I'm going with this?

>>	:3~ !RAKiSUtaAA Fri Oct 16 12:37:13 2009 No.3557095 File: 58 KB, 251x246, 1212284754722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3557066 >true NEETs NEET IS LEEGUN DOES NOT FORGIVE DOES NOT WASH AND SHITS ON FLOOR

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:37:13 2009 No.3557097 >>3557087 You just called yourself "not normal" in this very thread. Sigh, Arc is doing the LOL TROLLED routine again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:38:13 2009 No.3557099 >>3557082 The more sexual and non-sexual acts you enjoy doing with your chosen (or Anonymous!) same-sex partner, the gayer you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:38:13 2009 No.3557103 >>3557092 That's correct. However, I bet you cheated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:39:13 2009 No.3557104 Someone with a decent voice should record themselves reading some classic Arc-posting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:39:13 2009 No.3557105 >>3557097 >Sigh Sigh get out faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:39:13 2009 No.3557106 >>3557104 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:39:13 2009 No.3557110 >>3557105 Sup Arc? >>3557104 ^

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:39:13 2009 No.3557111

>>3557082
>Debating over what makes you truly NEET is not entirely different from debating over what makes you truly homosexual. If you like men, you're gay. That's it. There's no special tier of homosexuality. You enjoy dicks.

So that's the source of your mistake. I understand your need to apply things within a personal context, but being a NEET - a true NEET - is not the same as being homosexual. True NEETs have a sacred duty to protect this board from tripfag circlejerks, /trv/ threads, /lang/ threads, bawwson, japanese bird, anontalk, 3d pig disgusting and and other such external threats to Otaku mastery, whereas homosexuals such as you only need to copulate with other men. It's not at all a relevant comparison.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:40:13 2009 No.3557113 >>3557106 SAMENORMALFAG

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:41:13 2009 No.3557118 >>3557111 Look at how hard this 14 year old (girl) is trying. "True NEET" is possibly the stupidest term used on this board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:42:13 2009 No.3557124 >>3557090 Thanks for showing your true colors. Only kids construe being called a kid as an insult.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:42:13 2009 No.3557126

>>3557097

>You just called yourself "not normal" in this very thread.
>inferring that everything I say is factual and not to be taken in a sarcastic context

Right, and if I say that I'm actually Reimu and that my armpits smell like roses, that means I genuinely believe that I'm a red-white miko.

You're utterly hopeless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:42:13 2009 No.3557128 ITT: Arc is successful yet again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:42:13 2009 No.3557129 Everyone post a picture of yourself shitting on the floor of your bedroom taken with a Japanese cell phone or get the fuck out you NORMAL FAG NON-TRUNEETS.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:42:13 2009 No.3557131 File: 70 KB, 1280x800, Kircheis2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3557118

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:43:13 2009 No.3557132 >>3557126 You're not? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:44:13 2009 No.3557140 >>3557126 >LOL I TROLL U Doing this shit again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:44:13 2009 No.3557141 neets's are essentially low-level compared to us reruderuhikiko. Cannot reach the light of reruderu if you never had to re-learn your primary language. Now brace for instant kill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:44:13 2009 No.3557143 Goddamnit /jp/, this could've been an awesome thread where we would discuss local masturbation techniques/fantasies. But no, you guys just -had- to start circlejerking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:44:13 2009 No.3557144 >>3557082 >or that there are right and wrong ways to be gay. http://www.heroichomosex.org/ Gays have elitists too.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:45:13 2009 No.3557147 >>3557132 >>3557140 >HURRRURGH LET'S TAKE SHIT OUT OF CONTEXT cool jumping-to-conclusions, bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:45:13 2009 No.3557149 >>3557132 No Arc is a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:45:13 2009 No.3557151 >>3557126 Arc is white. Up is down. My life is over.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:46:13 2009 No.3557156 >>3557149 ;_;

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:47:13 2009 No.3557166

My sister has alluded to it that she's seen porn of anime characters on my computer before. Probably when she had to go on my computer and upload pictures for an online ad or something, since I save all my pictures to the My Pictures folder and that's the default folder that opens when you try to upload a picture.

I don't sort images. I save porn and regular stuff all mixed with each other.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:48:13 2009 No.3557167 >>3557128 More like pitiful. Such imbecile troll techniques don't even met the requirements for a site like 4chan.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:49:13 2009 No.3557179 >>3557131 >reaction image reply How come no one's shitting themselves in rage and jumping up and down with anger over this? Where's all the lengthy speeches about how reaction images are only used by lower forms of life?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:51:13 2009 No.3557184 >>3557179 It's Kircheis, man. A true Bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:51:13 2009 No.3557190 File: 723 KB, 1032x715, lolarcueid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] delusion_arcueid.jpg

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:52:13 2009 No.3557192 >>3557184 That doesn't make it any less of a reaction image. And we all know how much Anon hates reaction images.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:52:13 2009 No.3557197 >>3557179 Arc, shut the fuck up already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:53:13 2009 No.3557199 >>3557192 I don't. I'd have a reaction image folder it wouldn't upset my meticulously arranged categories.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:54:13 2009 No.3557202 >>3557192 >And we all know how much Anon hates reaction images. What does a dirty tripfag like you know about Anonymous?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:54:13 2009 No.3557206 >>3557197 If you really want him to shut up, be as creepy as possible.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:55:13 2009 No.3557207 >>3557199 An anomaly amongst people here. They get inordinately bent out of shape at the mere mention of a reaction image.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:55:13 2009 No.3557208 >>3557197 umad.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:55:13 2009 No.3557210 250 posts lol arc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:56:13 2009 No.3557215 >>3557147 Welcome to my filter.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Oct 16 12:56:13 2009 No.3557217

>>3557202

>What does a dirty tripfag like you know about Anonymous?

Well, none of you ever shut the fuck up, so it's nearly impossible NOT to know anything about Anonymous. I'd have to be deaf, dumb, and blind to not know anything about Anon.

The idea of existing in a universe where Anon is not known would be awesome and amazing, but we can't have everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:57:13 2009 No.3557219 >>3557210 He wasn't even here for most of the (shitty) thread, don't attribute it to him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:57:54 2009 No.3557220 File: 53 KB, 242x275, tellmemore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > [...] this thread [...]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 12:59:13 2009 No.3557230 >>3557217 >HURRRR Anonymous is one person

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 13:03:13 2009 No.3557250 File: 749 KB, 1280x1024, 6611433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3557230 It's not hard to tell posters apart if you have half a brain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 13:04:13 2009 No.3557255 >>3557250 Yeah. It's easy to see you're Arc posting as Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 13:10:13 2009 No.3557278 >>3557255 Guess you don't have half a brain then.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 14:26:13 2009 No.3557525 Sorry, Anon likes reaction images now.

Anonymous Fri Oct 16 15:16:13 2009 No.3557783

People on /jp/ are trolling people with inside jokes with different definitions of what a "true NEET" is.
"True NEET" as a term isn't that dumb in reality though.
A NEET is like many have already said a person who is "Not in Employment, Education or Training" and a person who would be a true NEET would in fact be a person who truly is "Not in Employment, Education or Training"
Someone could truly be gay (that means gay for real) or someone could be "bi" or just pretending to be gay. The same goes with NEETs, someone could call themselfes NEET even though they aren't and then they wouldn't truly be NEET.
You have to think logical about these kind of things and interpret words as what they really mean.

It is true that almost no Anon on /jp/ uses the term "True NEET" correct though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 16:48:13 2009 No.3558184 k

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 17:54:13 2009 No.3558415 NEET is not a status symbol!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 16 18:06:13 2009 No.3558455 >>3557783 Cool story bro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 24 11:07:27 2013 No.3558455,1 >>3557014 Who are you quoting? >>3557179 ww

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