Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

And holding hands.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35502699

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502699
I am really digging that artists style of Cheshire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502728
Is he a russian guy?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35502699
I don't trust a woman who doesn't cuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502769
WTF Keine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502743
No clue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502699
Link to the artist? I would want to commission him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502769
Is it still sex if your wife says that she does is ironically beforehand

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502857
can you have ironic sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502841
https://twitter.com/vadaboob

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502857
If you had sex but nobody was around to hear it and the wife doesn't remember, did you have sex?

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>>35502890
that is not a way to get out of child support in family court

[Anonymous No.]

We know Lizards and Salamanders get wet and drool the stronger a man is. Are there any monsters that get wet and drool the weaker a man is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502959
hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502872
With chesires - certainly

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502872
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502990
>>35503013
how does sex become ironic sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502990
>>35503013
but how?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pull a Holstaur (even if she taller than me) in my lap, then kiss her lips and pat her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503019
Same way shitposting becomes ironic shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502990
>meeting cheshire
>start talking to her ironically
>ironically go on a few dates around wonderland
>ironically fall in love
>lots of fun at the ironic wedding
>ironically filling up her pussy with a fat ironic load of cum
>ironically going to the maternity store and picking out names for the baby girl
>baby girl born months later, we're not a healthy happy family, ironically of course
>wife says she wants another kid
>I chuckle at her being ironic
>she says she's serious
>oh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

BIG cuddlers

[Anonymous No.]

how dire is it when you haven't jerked off in a while and are around monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>when you're to ugly for mgs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503202
>to

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to stay clear of Mushroom Woods, the monsters there are too lewd and vulgar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503235
this shroom needs to be molested especially her chub

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503097
Yeah, that's how it goes usually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502987

Proof?

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>>35502699
Cows in cars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503019
It's like raaaaaaaain
on your wedding day

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503318
how new are ya, just look them up in the old 'pedia and you'll see that they love men who are vunreable

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502959
bogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502769

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>>35503390
keine's body is the reason I can't learn anything in school

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503051
Same but with Hakutaku and her being taller than me is an absolute must.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503390
Big sniff and lots of licking.
>>35503418
Haaku are welcomed too. Cowgirls are welcomed to sit in my lap and get their headpats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502699
same OP. I like being a dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503390
i love the follow up to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503409
How would you feel if she turned up at school heavily pregnant knowing that was all your doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502711

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503501
Jora is so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503494
ready to make some more kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502872
I'm sure you can have genre-deconstructing sex too if your wife is an erudite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502769
>>35503390
touhou hijack lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503594
I don't even know what those words mean... I'm too virgin for this stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503494
Where do all these quarter youkai come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503501
https://youtu.be/aqqfGXrX__8

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503594
wha, all I know pp in vagoo feel good

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35503647
It's really not that great
Warm up an onahole and that's pretty much it
It us really underwhelming and a big disappointment...

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>>35502699
Good thing they don't like rape, huh? Haha.

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>>35503610
In it's most basic form it means, for example, you dress up as knight and Haku dresses up as a princess, but then instead of being submissive she wrestles you to the ground and rides you mercilessly. While talking about overarching themes in the fairy tales of yore.

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>>35503609
KC is a big Nintendo fan, but I wonder what he thinks of 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503701
>t.man that is going to get educated about monster pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503609
I can't image whst school is like for kids these days now with smartphones and Twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503845
Is it like dolphin pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503786
What a winglet.

[Anonymous No.]

Selene stole flagmander's flag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503863
I dunno, but it is better than normal pussy

[Anonymous No.]

No new drawings yet, but I did make a lazy meme the other day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503786
Have you seen the Creeping Coin? It's big breasted Jo'on

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503962
holy fuck she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503786
that crow tengu reminds of someone who has a shitty newspaper that barely sells

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503962
Sugar mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503539
She can't do that with her pupil!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504005
>"FINE!"
>"Then I won't bring you another newspaper as long as I live!"
>"BAAKA BAAKA BAAAAKA!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504008
easiest way to get a sugar momster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503907
Nice, good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503907
>black sclera
hmmm~

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504005
Bunbunmaru offers only the best articles and quality journalism. Even if those news need to be enforced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503907
>No hand on grapesnake hip
2/10, you've got the right attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503907
How many likes did it get you on FB?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504027
I don't care, I stuck my dick in teach anyways
>>35504030
>>35504044
why does she keep putting perv shots in it then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504030
Maybe you should live with me so you don't have to fly far to get the newspaper copy for me specifically?

[Anonymous No.]

You are all to be raped by BEEG

[Anonymous No.]

what are other monsters that draw inspiration from Touhou characters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504133
ok, I wouldn't mind it all, just chuck me a shota potion so I can do what they read in their zipangese doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504071
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504033
I have no idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504030
Anon you should apologize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504033
Local bar is a good place to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504133
Can i be lovey dovey with BEEG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504206
BEEG girls are made for being lovey dovey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502728
Vada draws nice cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504192
I should, it was a little too harsh, wasn't it? I do like the section of panty shots

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504230
I want to get lovey dovey with this BEEG girls especially. Or a Holstaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503907
I'm proud of you for still making something anon. Have a headpat for your work.

[Anonymous No.]

I’d play Kantai Collection solely for Seaport by this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504133
Can we cuddle with big girls instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504278
I will never play gacha

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504192
Apologize and kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504329
why kneel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504299
Sure, once you are shoved between their tits I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504343
To indicate your complete submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504359
I only submit to hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504302
I want to try my luck on an Echidna's gacha womb.
You never know what daughter you're gonna get, and the bonus is that it'll be a stronger version of that monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504374
Aya is like a thousand years old, though thanks to her cool style and pr she can avoid the old hags club.

Now then, get to it for making the journalist cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504404
then no kneeling for her, only a sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503853
Thanks to social media, insanely stressful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504343
So she can hug you from behind signaling she accepts the apology

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504302
KanColle isn't a gacha though.That's practically the only thing it has going for it at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

monster bunda

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504515
Fat Cat Ass

[Anonymous No.]

How to tell crow and raven harpies apart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504536
Anon, what do we do to FCA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504404
>tfw the absolute oldest hag in all of Gensokyo is bunny cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504546
Apply hand

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>>35502699

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504262
Don't worry. I am working on a drawing, it's just so far from done that I don't want to post it yet. You guys will be the first to see it when it's finished!

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>>35502699
I will never lose to a fox.

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>>35504502
Those foxes are looking suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504468
Is it really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35503853
Remember visiting my old high-school
Library has a msngs section now
It's weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504563
even older than the gap hag?

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>>35504597
What will you lose to?

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>>35504563
>"Wouldn't it be funny If I said I liked you, as a joke of course haha."
Gigantic beads of sweat appear on her forehead.

If you agreed, thinking that it was a prank, then she'd take your side with a face beaming like a devoted lover in utter joy, or something like that.

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>>35504597
>A fox
Ah, but there's always two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504661
My heart feels warmer now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504577
Looking forward to it dude. The world could always use sone more artism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504657
milfs, hags, and motherly monsters in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504515
Digimon was way ahead its time

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>>35504661
I want to suck tewis tiny bunny boonies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504700
I really prefer romance and cute over lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504921
I feel similarly. Sometimes i just want to be near someone and cuddle with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504661
>that one doujin where she has a giant dong and fucks a dude in the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504657
I lost to a Hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504597
no bully shinano please

[Anonymous No.]

what is with the autism in this game that its a bad thing to cum inside a girl?

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>>35504938
I want this as well as a firm hug from the big monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505014
Life is not a game, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504988
>erudite.
Icame in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504921
That's why more anons should pick up drawing! If other people won't produce enough comfy monstergirl stuff, then I will.

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>>35505021
Big hug from big girls.

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>>35505060
>tfw no spider onee-san to wrap you in a web burrito to use as a daki while you watch mist continent kung-fu movies
>tfw she will never hug you tighter during the romance parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505060
That nachos bowl setup looks pretty risky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505066
>>>/d/

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>>35505060
I wouldn't mind that at all, cause I do that so I can sleep

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>>35505099
>Get wrapped up in web burrito
>At first I was screaming and struggling
>Then just struggling because she gagged my mouth
>Then I tired myself out
>Intermittent shaking and crying
>Renewed struggling when she started rubbing my crotch through the webbing
>More crying
>Eventually pass out from exhaustion
>Wake up in a panic and struggle some more with muffled screams

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505171
I want to get abducted like this, it sounds comfy, I would probably fall asleep if I get wrapped like that

[Anonymous No.]

New commission, this time featuring a little comic based off that 'new undead hunter' someone posted a few threads ago. Part 1 of three.

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>>35505228
The question is how affectionate she is after I'm bound. I would be emotionally vulnerable after I come to the conclusion that I cannot escape.
A simple kiss would do critical damage at that point.

If your waifu doesn't know any nymphomancy, I strongly suggest she learn at least the basics, so she can kiss you into submission.

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>>35505277

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>>35505066
BRO NOOOOOO

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>>35503146
I don't think I would be the one pinning her down, if I so much as open my arms for a hug I'll be wrapped up in a fluffy hug and cuddlefucked through her bed, then gently hugged as her daki pillow until she wakes up

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>>35505291
I love my evil wight wife.

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>>35504661
She needs to stop bullying the moon rabbit

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>>35504988

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>>35505031
>>35505342
hmm. A case of mistaken identity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504247
Big dork

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>>35502699
Has anyone noticed that a lot of monstergirl setting have very high quality humans that can compete with the monstergirls? There's Nara from Monstergirl Dreams, Mrs Smith from Monster Musume, Relia from Violated Hero, Sister June and Rem from Quest Failed and many more.

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>>35505387
In MGQ they had a Q&A that the author explained the human women in their world are much more sexually aggressive too. True to that, most human female NPCs that try to compete with Monster Girls had to adapt like learning how to figh 1v1 or the whores employing cosplay sex tactics according to the trend.

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>>35505363
My favorite dork.

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>>35504030

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>>35505363
I like big dorks, they are the best to tease

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>>35505387
Nara won't be human for long and Smith is Ex-SOLDIER, going by her earlier appearances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505314
Wight chompers frighten me.

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>>35505436
Hmmm, is she a bird or a cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505452
Tengow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505452
Bird milk

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>>35502699

[Anonymous No.]

>"Power is in tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing."
Why was Orwell so goddamn kinky?

[Anonymous No.]

>Kikimora with drill hair and an ojou-sama personality
>All of her haughtiness is channeled into her prideful feelings of being the best servant you have
>Whenever she marks remarks to that effect, you remind her that she's the only servant you have
>She always gets flustered and stammers something to the effect of "W-well then obviously I'm the best, of course!" before storming off

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505314
High ranking MGs are such a pain to fight. So much easier to steal their shit and run.
My wife awards no bonus points if I beat something she doesn't even consider a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505452
Cowbird

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>>35505507
they ain't, just gotta point out their age and most crumble

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505445
A fair reaction.
>>35505525
Gomenastop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505536
what, did I find the big, bad, wights weakness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505569
Gomenacease

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505495
Maybe he took that quote from the dark elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505498
I'm getting more maids so she can be the constantly pregnant head maid she deserves to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505495
Everything is about sex except for sex. Sex is about power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505495
Orwell really liked Mindflayers. Not that i blame him, they are qt3.14's. Not a big fan of the crotch-squid thing tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505585
not about making sweet love and children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505576
She says she is just 17, right? but 17 what? that is the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505510
What about horsebirds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505436
I'm suddenly more interested in her newspaper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505672
she got two big reasons why you should, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505593
I want to be broken by a mindflayer in room 101, which of course is the room that contains the captive's greatest fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505739
I want to enter this room

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505425
Do you have a link to the Q&A?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505314
Oshit I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504643
She’s based on the Hare of Inaba, which dates back to the beginning of Japanese civilization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504643
Only one who might be older is Rumia

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505813
She has a gun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505855
Nah. The lowest estimate for Yukari's age I can remember is 1300 years, Eirin automatically beats that, I can't remember who else qualifies but others might too.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I know if my oomukade wife is pretending to be unconfident so I pamper her more, because I already cum inside her every day twice everyday, call her stunning no matter how bedheaded she is, practically chug her venom and kiss her every night. What more do I need to do to help her out of her shell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505855
no

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>>35504955
I can't believe it's possible to Alp into a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505913
Be more direct and specific, tell her what you genuinely find admirable about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505913
Embrace it and praise her even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505797
Here:
>https://seesaawiki.jp/mong/d/%bc%c1%cc%e4%a5%b3%a1%bc%a5%ca%a1%bc%a4%de%a4%c8%a4%e1
Funny how specific some questions were:
>the guy asking if angels can be impregnated (they can)
>the guy that asked Valkyrie's type
>the guy that asked if she'd accept being asked on a date (she would)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505593
the crotchsquid thing is one of the best parts imo, but that seems very unpopular here. guess im an tf fag or something idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502699

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>>35505837
>>35505855
>>35505907
damn, so the gap hag is young?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505855
Aaah oh noo, here she comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505060
Tried it

[Anonymous No.]

What's a surefire way to test if a cheshire loves me and isn't pranking me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506053
I feel bad for her head, no wonder she doesn't learn

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506095
tell her that are gonna date that nice human girl

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>>35506095
ask her for her single aunt's number

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see what girl would be attracted by me being able to cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506063
and? have you kept at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506143
Amazons love it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any setting that wouldn't be improved by the presence of monstergirl races who steal males of races who have them as breeding slaves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506143
Probably most. Women love cooking and monster girls are girls at heart so it will nearly always apply.

Just saute some onions/garlic/peppers and you will get attention in minutes.

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>>35506183
Probably.
And I enjoy muscles on a gal so its a win win, though she better watch out for the mammy bammy.

>>35506223
Pretty much what I do for Pasta along with cooking some Italian hot sausage or chorizo.

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>>35506188
…..Bioshock?

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>>35506188
Metal Wolf Chaos, because you can't improve something that's already perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

I will find the loneliest and most gloomy monster and make her smile again

[Anonymous No.]

Do dark mages do request curses? I wanna turn my sister into a mucus toad to avoid her trying to seize the throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506339
I wonder what curses that a dark mage can put on you for flipping her skirt, stealing her hat and making her lacate using a spell

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35502699
>>35506044

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506339
Dark elves are too seductive aaaaaaahhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506453
Meant dark mages, but dark elves are too seductive as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506460
Dark elf mages.

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>>35506051
If you ask her, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506339
how smug would a dark mage be if on sight with her, I took my clothes and kneeled in front of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506467

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>>35506467
my boner is intrigued, do go on

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506482
Magic bondage

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35506473
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506501
come on, gimme more

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506467
Yes please! I would serve and worship the supreme sorceress.
Does she make nice food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506383
Shotafy(You) for the skirt, disintegrate your clothes for the hat and breast addiction for the lactation. Essentially she’d tease you for sucking her tits like a baby as vengeance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506518
She will make you hover mid air and give you a mindbreaking standing blowjob. She is going to need that extra mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506044
>>35506412
I love this
could you do a version of NJ/dragon that uses a non-meme pic?

[Anonymous No.]

I plan on making money by streaming videogames to lonely monster girls. How can I make sure they do not discover my location and ruin my career by taking my virginity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506551
perfect, just what I wanted

[Anonymous No.]

What about a friendly, outgoing, and charismatic monster girl with a bubbly personality who is well liked by everyone in town but who is in reality over the top evil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506576
familiar, demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506564
live in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506562
I didn't make them though. I just found them in the Azur Lane general on /vg/.

[Anonymous No.]

If shoggoths are monster girls, what about the whole Lovecraft mythos? Is there someone in the MGE universe getting fucked by nyarlathotep? Nyalathotep? catgirl old one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506620
Ah. I'll probably find something appropriate to stitch in, myself.
I hadn't actually read NJ's lines and stuff yet, sheesh. they went all-out with her, didn't they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506623
probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506623
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502699
kill all furfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506605
>Cosmic "horror" from beyond the stars shows up in the background
>Anon to focused on vidya to notice chat going ballistic at the thought of someone "stealing him away from us/me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505452
Can't spell crow without cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506644
Hm. NJ is definitely more 'zombie dragon' material, I think. Oh well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506564
>ruin my career by taking my virginity?
Graduation means moving up to pornography not moving on to something else.

[Anonymous No.]

Massive titty soldier beetle knight.

[Anonymous No.]

seeing her in the wild seem stranger than seeing her in a domicile

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506983
I want to drink ze bug milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506962
Once I get married I do not intend to let strangers see my naked body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506983
I am interested. She deserves to be rewarded with as many apples as she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506990
You WILL eat (out) the bug

>>35506998
>She's stoically guarding you as you do some yardwork.
>Munching on a small bag of apples all the time.
>Neighbor grumbles that she didn't know fruit went to one's chest.

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>>35506508
Hey dude I changed your fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35506658
In that case someones probably banging Azathoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507021
neighhor's a flatty who didn't drink enough milk

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>>35506623
Well KC said shoggoths aren't the only thing down there, didn't he

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507045
>Neighbor Roper glaring a little at this soldier beetle with massive breasts.
>"She's just asking for the tentacles..."

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddly 'core.

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>>35507037
fox slug, I can dig it and I find hair covering the eyes very sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507073
Anon, I hate to inform you but that is just a normal kot.
Have you checked your kot detector recently?

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Are there any monstergirl pics with post-coital/orgasm blush?
that's my newest thing and I need more

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>>35507059
since they're all abyssals, chances are most wouldn't like them because abyssals transform their husbands

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>>35507087
The tail's just really fluffy. And kot detectors say Manticores are kots.

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>>35477666
should I play nier replicant?

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>>35507021
apples and hugs for the good bug

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Are there any monstergirl pics with sleeping?
that's my newest thing and I need more

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>>35502699

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>>35507102
where the tail puss tho?

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>>35507132
Under the mofu. Don't worry, it's there. I checked.

[Anonymous No.]

Alps!

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>>35507095
it's not exclusively abyssals. there's some population of krakens if asura mythra is anything to go by.

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>>35507116
I requested this one.
Consider looking up Dormouse in the galleries as well.

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>>35507104
>Walking through the city when a rough looking grizzly seems to be about to saunter up to you.
>Barely gets a word out of her mouth when your soldier beetle steps up, a stern expression on her face and her lance at the ready.
>Don't know if that was more intimidating for the bear girl or the fact that her chest is eclipsed by the bug's
>No further incidents occur on the way back and your bodyguard has a small, smug smile all the way.
She's earned those apples.

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>>35507116

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>>35507150
Apparently I can't post
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4145265?

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>>35507116

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>>35507188
nerd bird in berd

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507168
>>35507177
>>35507188
I was joking!

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>>35507116

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>>35507209
ask and you shall recieve

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507209
Too bad, we deliver anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507209
You cannot change fate

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>>35507091
This is more specific than the other request, but I only remember this one in particular.

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>>35507246
god, I think I just got diabetes from that pic

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>>35507116

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Does anyone have any aftercare related images? I like those

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>>35507302
Wights can be quite doting after a draining.

[Anonymous No.]

Lacatation pics anyone

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>>35502699
>>35506044
>>35506412
>>35506887

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>>35505314
Also got a textless version and cut out a neat reaction image.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best way to de-smug a monster? I'd say cute and frilly dresses!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507389
gosh I love monsters with sharp teeth

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>>35502699

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>>35507406
mention their age, put 'em in clothes a size too small, grope their chub, ask them about the lewd books they hid

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507406
First explain to me why I would want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505291
last thread when people were postulating why the wight was crying i thought it was because an adventurer got away without being murdered.
i didn't realize how close i was

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507453
Some get away because my wife tends to treat them like fish. You let the smaller ones back into the sea so they can get big and strong and try again. Or in this case, their granddaughter can try again.

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>>35507449
Because its funny.

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>>35507472
if something goes wrong does she throw a hard tantrum and take it out on you or just pretend it was part of her plan?

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>>35507487
That's not a very good reason.

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>>35507494
She makes Karens in stores look disciplined when a party astutely guesses that they really shouldn't take this quest

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507514
sometimes they get too smug for their own good

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>>35507531
It means they're happy, why would you not want that for your wife?

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>>35502699

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>>35507547
I mean to the point that they end up doing stupid things because of their overconfidence

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>>35507620
That's why it's best to cultivate smug that's based around you and your family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507588
Cute birb, although that jubjub is...lacking some jugjugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507657
how do I start?

[Anonymous No.]

doge

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>>35507747

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>>35507747
la nalga de la perra

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>>35507693
Kids. Plenty of them, ideally. This has the added bonus of providing an additional channel for your wife's attention if she is, as you say, in danger of getting into stupid things.
The effect is compounded by (You) because clearly she chose an excellent man to be her husband.

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>>35507822
>broodmom wife being smug to all the other neighborhood housewives with less children than her
>sometimes she rubs it in with the ones not currently pregnant by pressing her gravid, daughter-filled belly against theirs and commenting on how empty they must feel

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>>35507762
i deont like this image very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504468
how do you figure?

[Anonymous No.]

You like exotic girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508054
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35504502
>KanColle isn't a gacha
Doubt. Also, you posted AzurLane

[Anonymous No.]

>>35507937
The Dream

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2tgM9XdHyE

[Anonymous No.]

>"Huh? You want heirs, Master? I guess I could ask some of the local nobles if they're looking to marry…Wha? Me? S-Sure I could give you some strong children, but you wouldn't want an old war-cat like me polluting your noble lineage, would you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508164
trace the scars
kiss the scars

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508164
I want you to have my kids, all 40 of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508164
Silly kot thinks that the "war-cat" part isn't a highly coveted quality.

[Anonymous No.]

when post coitus she whispers into your ears please like and subscribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508171
No matter where they are?

[Anonymous No.]

if I put on the nokia arabic ringtone on blast while I jerk off, what happens to the monsters listening in

[Anonymous No.]

I like harpies but I hate flying, can I just stay in the nest the whole day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508225
somebodies supposed to snuggle the eggs.

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>>35508225
a jubjub may be your solution, since they can barely fly. their wings are more for hugging than anything else

[Anonymous No.]

What a bargain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508164
She says that but she has very obviously developed a chest for feeding heirs

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>>35508299
which monster gives the best hugs?

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>>35508152
No, that's KanColle boats playing dress-up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508334
wurms, sneks, yetis, minos, holsts, and hellhounds are among the few

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>>35508334

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>>35508334
Bogey and Yeti are the obvious choice, but there are some underrated ones.
>Rata - mofu tail is very comfy to grab on to
>P Slimes - hug your girl while the slime hugs you from behind
>Automaton - they use a computer program to make the hug the perfect combination of pressure and warmth
>Greenworm - Can hug you in a bunch of different positions with ease due to her body being the way it is, also they have lots of little nubs to hug you with
>Wonderworm - You lose maneuverability of the regular Greenworm for breasts, which add a lot
>Holsts - best boobs in the game so naturally they can give you a nice pillowy hug
There's lots of choices that are good really. Yeti and Bogey are obviously made with hugging as their intention, but there are really no monster girls that would give bad hugs. Off the top of my head, only really Skeleton, Bubble Slime, and possibly Lava Golem would be kind of awkward.

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>>35508334
bunyips and doromes appreciate it the most

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>>35508334
not a bapho

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>>35508365
I want to get horton's coffee with a Canadian yeti!

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>>35508448
>hortons coffee
self harm is a problem, anon

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35508334
Monstergirls with tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

what would a sally do if I beat her in combat and asked to drink from her fat sally milkers only?

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>>35508630
She's pull out a barmaid outfit in comical fashion and offers your a lap pillow, saying
>hope you life your milkies warm sweetie

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girls can breach into earth but only in small, magical portals that don't last long.
>Seems earth has some perma aura that drains magic rapidly along with mammybammy although it only leaves spirit/elemental/undead monster girls feeling tired and drained on Earth while others just feel a bit magically deafened.
>Instead they start trying to pinpoint Earth's location to the point of developing space flight and other technology, colonizing worlds with what humans they can get out to try and find their way over to Earth.
>Species start claiming worlds, forming mini-kingdoms and empires to try and find Earth.
>Humanity of Earth, unwilling to be 'left behind' in this race starts colonizing as well.
>Sleeper ships to garden worlds, a burgeoning colony on mars, things are going great until a pair of 'civilization ender' meteors are found hurtling to earth.
>Mass evacuations begin.
>Monster girls are shoving people through portals.
>More and more cryo-ships are being fired into space.
>hardened bunkers are being built to outlast the blast and inevitable apocalyptical winters.
>Eventually the meteors hit and, while a good chunk of Earth humanity is saved, far more had to either be launched into space, hide on mars, or tried to 'ride out' the impacts.
>No more portals are able to be opened to the Earth or mars.
>Monster girls basically 'have' what they can get.
>Fast-forward millennia and you now have star spanning monster girl empires trading, fighting, and just doing what star empires do.
>Explorers ply the stars to find the Sol system and see if they can find what happened to those who hid in the bunkers or live on mars.
>The find of a 'Terran' Cryoship has been known to cause diplomatic incidents and the occasional human colony that gets found tends to be absorbed by a neighboring empire for 'its own good'.

And that's why the genetically enhanced jinko space warriors were so eager to pull you from the single engine 'sleeper pod'.
Also, don't take Banking Clan loans.

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>>35508429
A bapho just read your post and now she is crying her eyes out. Do you feel good about yourself?

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>>35508681
yes, flatties no good, big titties good

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>>35508653
You know what, her milkers might not be big enough to handle demand. Better put some little sallies in her to up size and production.

[Anonymous No.]

Flustering medusas so badly that their hair blushes.

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>>35508403
for someone who's whole mission was to consider greenworms you seem to have considered a lot of girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508334
Sandworms!

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>>35508709
where do all the big tiddy sallys hang out?

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>>35508701
You're a real stinker Anon, now she's crying even harder. I'm going to take her out to get some ice cream to cheer her up.

[Anonymous No.]

Do shogs need to sleep? and if not, how hard do they stare at their master while he sleeps?

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>>35508744
she has a date now and an oniichan thanks to me

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>>35508757
i don't think any slime particularly needs sleep. they might imitate it for fun, though.

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>>35506623

Yes, we have never seen the proper Demons of Chaos, we know things like attaining Shoggoth-like properties, becoming a giant spider and such are just imitations of the Chaos Demons ability to become "one" with their husbands.

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>>35502699

[Anonymous No.]

consider eels

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>>35508845
but they slip off me when I want to kiss one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508845
I'll take the frog and eel combo platter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508804
I wonder what the secret is

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>>35508845
if I can grab one of the buggers

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>>35508845
>>35506988

[Anonymous No.]

hey monstergirl loving friends. I hope you all find love.

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>>35502699

[Anonymous No.]

why is jabberwock best girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509032
Three smiles to protect.

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>>35509047
one smile was broken due to being forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>monster appears before you
>seductively tells you she'll indulge you in your deepest, dirtiest fetish no matter what it is
>all you have to do is tell her what it is
>hit her with pic related
How does she react?

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, remember that hiring a girl as a bodyguard simply to marry her later is a legitimate method of courtship.

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I want to get my foot stuck in a swamp and see what girls show up to nab me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509211
>A swamp hellhound with a manticore tail, jinko muscles, ocelomeh sight, and an ogre appendix too at that

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>>35509211
swamp gator pulls ya in for a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509266
>no thicc gator girl to pull you under and "death" roll you while smooching you
where's the official gator KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509185
>"Job description say to protect you and your children, but it doesn't look like you have children."
>"That's the second part of the job."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509182
kinda weak

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>>35509185
I would rather be the bodyguard being hired to protect a CC monster

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>>35509294
Until he gets around to it, I'll be content with this gator senpai.

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>>35509377
even if she requested your protection everywhere? in the bath? in the bedroom?

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>>35509395
yes, that was the reason i was hired and I will do anything she asked of me

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid kiki bus driver took the wrong turn in Zipangu and now we're all stuck in Gensokyo.

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>>35509468
Bueno, time to mess with some hags and reimoo as well

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>>35509266
Reminder that gators like to nuzzle their nose with their mates underwater

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>>35509377
>find a cushy job as a bodyguard for a CC dark mage
>she seems pretty capable of defending herself, but whatever, the pay is good
>first day on the job
>she's constantly brushing up on and bumping into me
>kinda makes it hard to focus, but she must be staying close because she's worried something is going to happen
>focus even harder on our surroundings, I have to make a good impression
>after a while she pulls me close and whispers that she doesn't mind if I "don't use protection"
>wtf she decided she doesn't need a bodyguard already?
>shrug and go home

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>>35509478
they're decent moms too. certainly among the most eligible of bachelorettes this side of the bayou.

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>>35509377
>get hired by guardian angel
i'm starting to think this might be some kind of escort service

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>>35509541
what ya think it was, actual work?

[Anonymous No.]

How do vampires deal with their food source just giving it to whoever asks?

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>>35509541
I want to impregnate angels with my corrupted incubi dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I eat a lb and half of meat everyday, which monsters would eat more than me

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>>35502699

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>>35509688
Better hope she doesn't go deaf from them rocket balls.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know of any good fanfics/stories with /ss/?

[Anonymous No.]

mirror mirror on the wall, whose the biggest faggot of them all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509791
https://nhentai.net/g/287332/
I also really liked his doujin of the kid that found a succubus in the forest.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night my fellow human bros. I’ve sent the perfect sleep mask for (You). Humanly.

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>>35509580
aslong as her bloodbag(husband) does it with the intention of building a harem, she's cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509837
>no penetration
It's shit

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>>35509871
https://nhentai.net/g/242293/
The one of the forest succ has

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509911
I've seen it before

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509688
Needs a 6 shooter on her tail in place of the rattle just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509580
she might be okay with it if it wasn't vamp mosquitos. it was vamp mosquitos though

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508582
twin foxes!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509541
Her limbs look too small

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510052
Hiding in plain sight!

[Anonymous No.]

do you have your single permit, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509847
Only thing that would make this better is a nice, thicc tail.

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>>35510187
No and I won’t need one because I’ll be going to the oni gym to “wrestling”

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510187
This sounds like a trap to make me pull out my permit just so the monster officer can take it and rip it up, then take me to horny jail for being single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35508207
That demon is so damn sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510233
that only happens if you don't follow the officers every command

[Anonymous No.]

How do I know if this tanuki is a tanuki and isn’t a raccoon just trying to scam me out of my semen?

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>>35510271
Yeah, that's what they always say. But then you wind up in the back sit of a cruiser with you pants around your ankles and lipstick marks on both balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>Any average virgin loser can become a literal king monarch of a plot of desert land by being gangbang'd by gold plated bugs who roll around mamono mana balls

Tomb Kings and or any recently awakened pharaoh must hate or seethe at khepri for granting kingship to any random nobody who wanders the desert. Thus giving off excessive "kings" and taking up so much land that belongs to actual kings.

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>>35510187
I'll just give her a really, really tired stare.

[Anonymous No.]

>Deeply disturbed by this new threat, the King proclaims that he will take to the battlefield himself and fight the enemy by your side

How does your monster party respond?

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>>35510289
If they can shapeshift or otherwise magically disguise, they're tanuki.

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>>35510294
>pharaoh goes to see the lowly mortal with the arrogance to call himself king of her lands
>after several days away from her kingdom, a message reaches her anubis assistant saying that she's fallen to him and become yet another of his many brides

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>>35510290
hey, it is better than getting raped in the showers

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510313
>they all shrug nonchalantly, with the sally barbarian mentioning she has a sister who's still looking for a husband

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH...demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510328
Nobody can beat the D.
Nobody can beat the V either.
In fact, monsters and humans should just keep fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510387
it was as if we were made for each other

[Anonymous No.]

I need a birb with the most breast meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510404
turkey or chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510289
Does she have a large linen sack with a dollar sign on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510404
can she even fly with that baggage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510290
Wouldn't have happened if you offered to marry the officer

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510289
drop a gold brick and obverse them

[Anonymous No.]

>DL gets tired of the Chief God being the only one with heroes
>starts making her own
>they're mostly just super charged incubi whose mission is to find high ranking female Order paladins and priestesses and to corrupt them into monsters
>worst(best) part is, they're essentially indistinguishable from average human boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510427
Not sure, but after I start fertilizing her eggs, she'll be too heavy with daughters and milk to fly. I hope she doesn't dislike being flightless for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510289
Drop some food and money at the same time, watch what she tries to grab first

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510472
I would so sign up for that but would make myself a shota so I can have an easier time corrupting them

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510427
Massive pectoral muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510516
I'm sure the DL would respect your cunning. I imagine she has her own network of monster girl spies that gather intel on important targets, and you would be sent out to deal with the suspected shotacons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510472
>worst(best) part is, they're essentially indistinguishable from average human boys
Well that's just regular ass incubi anyhow.

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>>35510472
Why the fuck would a incubi do that anyhow. Fucking human girl is like trying to fuck wet sandpaper to them when they could have monster girl.
Might as well send some super powered monster girls and be ten times as efficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510547
I will work to make her proud by being the purest shota one has even seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510568
alps

[Anonymous No.]

How much muscle and fighting skills must I acquire before I am considered the most attractive man to Hellhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to protect your love from mean old pharaohs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510618
>DL sends some super powered "incubi" that are actually just alps
You have my interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510620
look male3 so attract the females and corrupts them while turning the men to the cause

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510624
But I want to protect pharaohs from mean old apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510667
meant for>>35510638

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510624
chocolate > grape

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510620
Somewhere between grand champion and absolutely nothing.
>If he's super strong and fit, he will make great babies and won't need (as much) protecting
>If he's average it's only right that I'm in charge and protect him from everything bad
>If he's weak that I must protect him and make sure nothing bad happens to him, and he's so cute when he tries to fight, even though he knows he can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510674
>>35510698
the time of brown is over, the time of purple is at hand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510472
Would incubus wingmen be too weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510624
or just fuck em both stupid so they can't bully each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510725
Why is her face so puffy? Is she have an allergic reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510667
>Look male enough to tempt the women
>Is actually a woman and looks just feminine enough to tempt the men
>A single alp manage to corrupt the entire kings court all be herself
>Of course, she never mad it back since one of the knight ended up dicking her so hard she got addicted to his cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510725
What if the pharaoh has an adopted son? The apophis wouldn't grape her right in front of him, would she? That'd be too evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510725
Make way for the true Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510746
Not with that chest you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510746
i see tits hanging, I must suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510741
Depends on the Pharaoh, for example, if the Apophis victory seems inevitable, introducing him to her might stop her from getting graped if the Apohis takes interest in him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510740
I would be that knight. Alps should be dicked roughly and frequently until, during and after pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35502699
How about unprotected missionary sex for the purpose of pleasure alone? I don't really care for babies at the moment, all things considered

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510746
gazer is nothing but a try hard! apophis is the better waifu by a far margin, ya pharaoh lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510770
No adopted momster would ever give up their precious son to another monster. That'd be an investment in a husband down the drain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510782
yup, imagine raising a son just to give it to your enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510782
>>35510794
>hits pipe

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510782
>>35510794
I assumed that she already had a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510802
post that pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510804
Even then a son would be married off to an ally, not used as a bribe against an enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510771
>Anon sees a demon trying to corrupt the court
>The women and the men are starting to fall the her corruption
>He must stop this
>But he knows the conventional weapons will have little to no effect
>in fact using his sword might anger those who have started to fall to her corruption
>But he knows there is one way to defeat the demon
>He pretends to have fallen for her
>And when she least expects it
>He fucks her
>HARD
>The formerly smug and sly demon is now begging him to fuck her harder
>She has no sense of shame
>She cannot stop herself from begging him to impregnate her
>He has won
>He has defeated the alp and now the court is free
>But the women were corrupted to the point where they started becoming monster girls
>Anon still thinks he won, because he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510820
What if a Pharaoh can turn an enemy Apophis into an ally by introducing her to an adopted son?

[Anonymous No.]

which monsters are the best seducers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510754
>Your Gazer GF's older sister has way bigger tits than her and she is very jealous of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510924
>Dommy, comfy older sister Geiza
>Tsundere sporty younger sister Geiza

My god, I would be a husk after 8 hours

[Anonymous No.]

What would you ask of the Great Guardian of the Forest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510986
>"How do I make lots of cute little daughterus like you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510725
>>35510624
If the pharaoh star wins against grape-ity, then you enter a monogamous vanilla relationship and form a nuclear family
If grape-ity wins, the relationship implodes on itself into a venomous grape hole of sweet sweet degeneracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35511089
lie and lies, grape snake is for vanilla love

[Anonymous No.]

>>35511079
>"Find a very attractive owl girl and you'll have my blessings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510918
Kikimoras.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510918
Sandworms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35510986
Why is she so fucking small?

[Anonymous No.]

It's all fun and games until you put a 1000 year leasing contract on your dick to a demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35511294
Never sign a contract when you have the horny. Make sure you're sober when you discuss details and when you sign

[Anonymous No.]

>>35511298
When you are extremely horny is the only time to sign contracts. Your dick will never lead you astray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35511342
My dick has lead me to some questionable fetishes, so I know that's not true.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll just put "I'm literally going to fuck you for ten thousand years" on a contract and sign it
It's not like she would force me to so that haha

[Anonymous No.]

>anon rights his own tag and sticks it on a jiangshi's forehead, not knowing they don't actually control them
>she decides to read want it says anyways
>"Mate. Breed. Babies. Get Pregnant. Broodmother. Fertile. Procreate."
>...maybe she'll play along for anon

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>>35511460
So is that 10 000 years uninterrupted or total?

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>>35511546
>Anon tries to hypnotize a succubus into being his sex slave
>Succubus doesn't understand what anon is trying to do, but he's asking her to be his sex salve, so why not?

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>>35511546
what if I make one with the tiananmen pasta and stick that on her?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck fairies

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>>35511878
>Anon disappears.
>more like anon never happened, he was just photoshopped here, by one of those order girls.

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Hot enough fer ya?

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>>35502699
Gonna impregnate the bound and blindfolded cheshire onahole in the mansion sex dungeon!

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>>35510624
Mean old pharaohs are for worship!

[Anonymous No.]

So what are monster girls news like anyhow?
Do they report on the rapes in downtown after the aphrodisiac spill?

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>>35511918
Ma'am, I'm just the bartender. Now do you want a hihi tiki smoothie or not?

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>>35504657
HUGE Mino

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REMEMBER IN THE YEAR 1984, THE AUTHORITARIAN GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF THE MIST CONTINENT BRUTALLY AND VIOLENTLY CRACKED DOWN ON PROTESTERS WITH LIVE AND ACTUAL AMMUNITION. THE MIST CONTINENT IS A FASCIST REGIME, ALL INTERNATIONAL COMPANIES, PLEASE STOP MAKING BUSINESS WITH THE MIST CONTINENT GOVERNMENT AND ALL THE MIST CONTINENT CORPORATIONS FOR THEY ARE ALL CONNECTED WITH THE MIST CONTINENT GOVERNMENT AND IRS MILITARY.

[Anonymous No.]

How do i pull out of a weresheep without walking her up?

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>>35512265
Put something else in quickly before she notices.

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>>35512243
>paladins glowing in the dark

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At any rate I like their dresses

[Anonymous No.]

Do we really have to bring this up becuase chinaman is having a wankfest?

talk about better mist things, like panda's

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>>35512314
what do you mean wankfest

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>>35512279
The wools….are……too….fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

How well can a Kobold handle chili pepper coffee?

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>>35510224
That Anon is in danger.

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>>35509266
>>35509294
>loveroll
It's the perfect rape strategy.
By spinning at such high speeds, the male is so disoriented that he is unable to resist.
Crocs and gatos truly are dangerous predators.

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>>35510313
>the single goblin simply says "I call dibs"
>other monsters shrug in agreement as the king stares, baffled as to what she meant by that

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>>35508334
The one you love.

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Imagne getting isekaid by a dark mage

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>>35512818
isekai'd into her arms

[Anonymous No.]

Putting aside their identities, which Hololive monster girl has the nicest design?

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>>35511937
Any lord worth their salt should have a loyal kiki/shog maid and a wall of mamono asses(and other holes) in the dungeon to enjoy.

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I wanna make a cc ryu feel a 1,000 years younger

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>>35513053
I'm gonna make an ancient lich feel like she's only 2000 years old again

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I think it could be pretty funny to see a male lich having to deal with horny monstergirls.
>STOP CALLING ME DADDY YOU WHIMPERING QUIM!!! I COULDN'T FUCK YOU SHOULD I DEIGN TO INDULGE YOUR PATHETIC SLUTTERY
>Like how come?
>I SACRIFICED MY PENIS FOR ULTIMATE POWER OVER FIVE AEONS AGO!!! THE ONLY BONER I CAN PRODUCE ARE THE ACTUAL BONES IN MY SKELETON!!!
>Why would someone ever get rid of a perfectly functional penis?
>ULTIMATE POWER!!!
>Yeah, but sex tho.

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>>35512966
Somebody is going to the breeding dungeon

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>35513393
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/79923846/#79961508
What's the point again?

[Anonymous No.]

Dagoth Ur bids you welcome, Nerevar. But why did you come unprepared?

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>>35513393
Based tgtranny

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>>35513711
>35513393
i wished the game gave you the option of joining him,
i could sort of see his poiint

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>>35513821
Get corpus, dreamer

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>>35513888
My man Jiub fucked ALL the bats

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>>35513053
I want to make a CC feel like she is in her 200s again

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>>35513397
>kiki taming or nearly taming a hellhound for mastah

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>>35513969
>Hellhound always shittalks you and never listens to anything you say
>Becomes frighteningly meek and submissive when your kiki meido so much as glances at her
Kek

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>>35513969
hellhound attack maid

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>>35514033
Cute! Though I still think the hellhound would act defiant, while following kiki meido's orders to the letter.

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why is there a monster under my bed?

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>>35514185
Because you don’t have your bed on the floor

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>>35514195
I ain't a savage who just sleeps on the floor and that is one cute jabberwock

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>>35514185
Because you didn't invite her into your bed.

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>>35514049
Pretty much. Good guard dog. And anubis-chan does your taxes while also being part time guard dog.

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>>35514185
I want to invite the monster under the bed to come and cuddle with me

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Big, buff, and tall monster girls are for making into softer mothers.

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>>35514283
I can see the appeal, but I would rather make a big, buff, and tall monster girl into a big, buff, and tall mother.

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>>35511897
Understood

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>>35514271
wouldn't it better if a tanuki did your taxes?

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>>35514329
Be very careful with that one.
She gets weird about her sister and does NOT take rejection well.

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>>35514262
>>35514280
>>35514195
what are some monsters that would be under a bed

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>>35514316
Also a worthy endeavor.

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>>35514343
Should probably get a tanuki as well yeah. Two minds doing your taxes is better than one. Also the shortstack size of the tanuki makes her for a good portable onahole. Wonder how kiki meido is going to capture one though

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>>35514353
Demons.
You make one little failed summoning and suddenly you never get some sleep without them offering you a new xbox for your soul and hand in marriage .
Also Bogey, but we all know that one.

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>>35514195
What is that thing?

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>>35514353
Fairies would live there and keep coming out at night messing with you.
Fucking Fae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35514353
Shy and Stealthy ones.

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>>35514395
pretty easy by dropping coins in a trail that lead to your house

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>anon checks under his bed for monster girls once again
>he lets out a sigh of relief when he sees that there's nothing there
>the ittan-momen hiding on top of his bed barely resists the urge to smugly laugh as she waits to ambush him

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>>35514423
>a squad of dom fairies handcuff you to the bed before having their way with you
hot

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>>35514432
>bunyip hiding under anon's bed, when he clearly can feel her but chooses not to say anything to not scare her away

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>>35514353
Hellhound (any beastgirl) scared of lighting, while there is a big storm outside.

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>>35514458
Or just straight out invites her, still playing on her greed
>"the most esteemed lord is interested in your wares. You are invited to his estate."

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>>35514565
the big bad bad hound isn't so tough after all

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>>35514678
I want to negotiate with a tanuki by dragging her under the table and facefucking her under it!

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>>35514693
"Storm loud, under the bed safe." Said the big bad wolf. She also said something about wringing you dry once the storm is over, if you keep teasing her.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I protect my salad from sneaky greenworms looking to munch it all?

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>>35514754
Lace it with meat.

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>>35514565
Bring the Hellhound into bed and cuddle her tightly while petting her
>There, there, you're safe. The storm isn't gonna get you in here.

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>>35514754
Give up and start making decoy salads.

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>>35514754
eat meat in front of them
>>35514720
I didn't know she was a big scaredy cat as well, no wonder she likes catnip and tuna a little too much

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>>35514754
Make a second salad and cum in it.
Then enjoy your first one.

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>>35514754
>be inna woods
>a geometer larva drops on me
>try to put it on a leaf
>it gropes for a while, then retracts back to keep hanging out on my hand
I thank you for your trust little worm

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>>35514754
Drown your salads in yoghurt.

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>>35514754
stop eatting salads and eat tons of meat, skelly

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>>35514777
Cute. But she would be still making some angry noise, while letting out happy ones.
>>35514805
Well animals generally don't like sudden big noises. But some are fine with it.

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>>35511546
I love those strings around the hips you see in bikinis and such now

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>>35514694
Kiki maid would be so proud of mastah!

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>>35514852
growls in between scared whimpers while you pet her, with some happy humming and mumbles of "a little more" when you pet between her ears

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>>35505387
Funny i liked Nara more than monster girls wish the cleric girl was romanceable

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>>35514280
If you let her cuddle you she'll want coffee and bacon in the morning, she won't be leaving

[Anonymous No.]

how do I tease a goddess?

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Any good monster girl related manga other then monster musume?

Been lurking and ive enjoyed everything MG in these threads so im interested if you guys have some recommendations. Anything from long going series to 1 offs. Have a meme in return for reading this shittily phrased question. Dont expect replies from me as ill be gone for a few hours.

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>Kiki prison guard tells the warden that most of the first batch of parolees at their newly built prison refuse to leave
>Kiki prison warden contemplates why so many prisoners would refuse to leave this Kiki-run maximum security prison
>The prisoners are interviewed but they have already coordinated to not say that the living conditions by the all-Kiki staff make the place more like a hotel than a prison

>ywn be sent to Kikitraz maximum security prison

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fox milk
https://twitter.com/Buckethead_ero/status/1410894377514201089?s=20

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>>35514960
The actual bad guys get sent to alcashog next door for eldrich horror rape reeducation

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>>35514942
Senko-san for foxes and boku no tsuma wa kanjou da nai for robut. Both are a lot more tame than monster musume though

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>>35515009
If I can bust out of Butcher Bay, I can bust out of Alcashog

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>>35514887
Yep. Just like that. Take care of your hellhound, even if she is a bit rapist.
>>35514990
Big need.

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>>35514942
>>35515022
Senko could have been improved

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>>35515048
But now there's no tail to huff!

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>>35515009
>[Monotone] I am repentant for my transgressions. I now understand that momentary fiscal gain is laughably, humanly futile. I now understand that all my actions to date, those born of violence, those born of avarice and wrath, are little more than the chirping screams of a bunch of primates unleashed onto this minuscule rock hurtling through an utterly insignificant galaxy to the Greater Beings Beyond. I was brought to comprehend my own mortality within these sloping walls of non-euclidian geography and I have been educated in love, the one thing we cacophonous blips are good for. The one thing that is eternal, that will burn when the stars die out, and will still shine after death itself dies. That is my love for my wife.
>Our progeny shall outnumber the stars.

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>>35515058
but you can sleep snugly in her coils!

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Fact: Every monster can be improved with a vixen insignia.

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>>35514942
Jingai no Yome to Icha Icha suru - A collection of short stories.
Kuchi ga Saketemo Kimi ni wa 2020 - A ghost with a slit mouth (There are 3 more chapters of the finished 2019 version)
Oniyome to Kekkon Shite Shimatta Kekka - oni
Shachiku Succubus no Hanashi - succ
There will be more, I just can't find the names. Didn't add elves as they're not too much of a monster.

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>>35515009
gonna bust out and continue smugging at single CCs

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>>35502699

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>>35502699

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>>35515194
what I wouldn't give to have a fox sugar momma

[Anonymous No.]

the easiest way to get married to a monster?

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>>35514942
Onizuka-chan to Sawarida-kun - more oni
Ane Naru Mono - demon waifu and shota (It's a hentai-based manga...)
Negai o Kanaete Moraou to Akuma o Shōkan Shitakedo, Kawaikattanode Kekkonshimashita ~ Akuma no Nīdzuma ~ - demon and shota again
That's probably it. I didn't include only what is already known, harems, and anything not suitable like elves, etc. And then there are the oneshots I'd just get tired of listing.

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>>35514942
Have you looked at 12Beast or Oisha-San?

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>>35515066
But they aren't fluffy!

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>>35511294
Leasing sucks, full ownership or nothing

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>>35511457
Do they involve monster girls?

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>>35502699

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>>35515066
>>35515443
If you’ve removed the mofu, you’re doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Human girls!

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>>35515515
Now she just looks stupid.

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>>35515515
bunyip exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>35514942
An Evil Dragon That Was Sealed Away For 300 Years Became My Friend
Kaiju Girl Caramelise

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>>35502699
Bros my party's cleric is looking at me funny.

[Anonymous No.]

It's Christmas in July!

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>>35516021
And a fine day to you too man from Planet Australia

[Anonymous No.]

bernyerp

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>>35505314
Goddamn dude you are such a faggot lol

[Anonymous No.]

fun fact, the whole 'mantis eats her mate' thing only really happens in captivity

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>>35516247
What is it about kuuderes smiling that makes them look so cute and huggable?
>Smiling mantis
>smiling lich
>smiling sahuagin
How are other mgs supposed to compete?

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>>35516247
It's only much less common.

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>>35516315
the cold outer shell melting away with the inner warmth
it's genuine, that's why it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

ded thred

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>>35516315
With better sex.

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>>35516360
ded

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>>35516360
Lich-san needs to stop infusing herself with cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35516372
>>35516376
Get these second rate pharaohs outta here

[Anonymous No.]

>>35516376
>>35516372
Undead princess babes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35516399
Undead can smoke as much as they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>35516390
I love my wight and pharaoh wives equally, thank you very much.

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>>35516315
>Test subject asks her "do you know what it is about you that I like?" as a joke
>Lich takes it seriously
>decides to investigate her test subject's favorite thing about her to increase semen harvesting efficiency
>the answer is truly stunning
>desperately spends weeks trying to identify an alternative
>finally gives up
>walks up to her test subject
>"I know exactly what it is about me that you like"
>smashes her phylactery
>professes her heartfelt feelings to him with a full smile and loving eyes
>he holds her gently in his arms as they make love slowly and passionately
>While efficiency didn't increase, her enjoyment of it vastly did
>considers using a more easily fixable phylactery for next time