/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do we know this bird is japanese?

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>>35437929
It wouldn't cook otherwise.

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>>35442330
What's the link between japanese and cooking?

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>>35444461
only japanese birds can cook

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>>35444498
but it doesn't make sense.

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Tell me about the bird! Why is it cooking spaghetti?

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>>35437929
Have you ever seen a non japanese bird cooking?

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>>35444498

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>>35444836
That's penne

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>>35437929
that bird actually isn't Japanese, it has been shown in posts elsewhere, that bird is Australian

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>>35447869
That bird is japanese.
Being seen in Australia is not proof of it not being Japanese. Australia is a popular vacation spot for the asian populace and it's in the southern hemisphere, meaning if the bird is the migratory kind, being seen in Australia wouldn't mean anything!
I dare you to say that bird isn't japanese again without concrete evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35447811
At least you can talk!
Will you still cook if I take away the pasta?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't feel like the bird is japanese therefore I shall believe it isn't.

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>>35437929
It's been posted on /jp/, and /jp/ is the board for Japanese culture, ergo the bird MUST be Japanese.

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>>35446864
This has been debunked

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>>35450679
What if I post an american bird cooking a hamburger on the board for japanese culture? Does that turn the american bird into a japanese bird?

[Anonymous No.]

Only Japanese birds can achieve insane piano skills.

[Anonymous No.]

the bird was born in Australia, sorry to disappoint

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>>35437929
Can we tell by the interior design?

[Anonymous No.]

Now let us evaluate the discoveries up to now. We have established that the bird must be japanese if they can cook pasta. And that she is in the northern hemisphere.
Were she in a place like Australia, all the photographic evidence we have seen seams to be upside down.

Or a we supposed to believe that the bird travels to get their picture taken while she does mundane tasks?

She's japanese, newfags.

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>>35467596
which one

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese bird trying to forget its desire.

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>>35467713
>Lundby
>On the stove
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lundby_(company)
>Lundby, also known as Lundby of Sweden, is a Swedish maker of dollhouses and miniature furniture for the mass market.
Maybe the bird is Swedish :-}

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>>35478537
I am not swedish yet I own swedish furniture!
I am not american, yet my stove is american!
The bird can own swedish appliances and still be japanese!

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>>35478537
>>35478960
You're both full of nonsense!
Your approach is wrong, we already have established birds can cook, but we are yet to prove whether or not they can own property. Or acquire it.
How would a Japanese bird, hell, let's even assume it's Swedish, go about getting Swedish furniture?
Your enthusiasm helps, but let's stay unbiased in our research.

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After decades of extensive research and countless days spent in ms paint, I present this compiled report on "The Bird".
Please feel free to point out any holes in my reasoning, because if I'm correct, we might have been all been lied to for a very long time.

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Japanese bird paining a picture of a Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

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>>35479666
As I peer out into the endless night, a case lands on my desk. The humidifier smokes fills the room with a hazy vision of the client, nether the less, I begin my investigation. Crime doesn't sleep, and neither do I. A smear campaign, huh? This will be another long night in Twilight City...
1. A sink looking dry doesn't mean it hasn't been used, unless you miss the pot completely, a sink will be dry. Keep in mind we do not know when the bird started cooking, meaning the sink could have dried out.
2. You are right in assuming the box of pasta is not the one used to make spaghetti.
3. All the stoves are off, and this will come into play for 4
4. The pot is empty and has no steam, yes, but this makes us face a conundrum. What is cooking? Or, more precisely, when does cooking stop? Does it stop when the spaghetti is out of the pan? Does it stop when the spaghetti is served? I say cooking stops when the cook moves on to doing something else, such as eating or cleaning up. The Japanese bird is still cooking spaghetti, as the photo was taken the moment the bird put the utensil back in the pot, a mere microsecond before he would stop cooking.
5. From the picture, you can only tell that one cupboard is empty, and one drawer is empty. Therefore I ask of you. Where did the pasta box, pot and utensil come from? For these compartments to be open, it must mean the Japanese bird cooking spaghetti had to open them recently. The pot and box came from the cupboard, while the utensil came from the drawer.
Alas, the case was resolved. Or was it truly? Nothing is resolved in Twilight City, but this detective has to go to her 4pm nap.

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>>35482473
You're right, the case is not yet resolved, as there still lies the question of whether or not the japanese bird cooking spaghetti is actually japanese...

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>>35482473
A very fair set of observations one would hardly find any difficulty disagreeing with, detective.
And yet, much like the stars in the night sky, some facts stand out and form very obvious conclusions, others - dim and elusive, brimming with mysterious implications and indirect influence over one another.
I believe further discussion of Paragraph 4 would yield many interesting answers, and if not, questions which are equally as important:
When you mention cooking, you focus on the "end" part of the process. What one must also ask, however, to have a complete understanding of the situation, is: when and how does the cooking start?
I will allow myself to temporarily distance myself from the abstract to provide a somewhat naive concrete example of my train of thought.
In order to cook pasta or its derivative products, the general steps taken by the cook are to be as follows:
1. Pour water into the pot
2. Boil the water
3. Put in the unprepared pasta
4. Stir the pasta in the water periodically until it is ready
5. When ready,
5a. get rid of the water and serve the pasta
5b. "fish out" the pasta from the water

Please notice how only steps 1 and 5 are possible to achieve without there being any steam, with some waiting time required after step 4. Consider there is no steam on the photograph, and the bird is using a kitchen utensil. Ergo, what is depicted on the photograph is step 5. I would prefer not to go into detail as to whether it is 5a or 5b, for it is not as relevant with how the case stands now.
Lastly, we observe that there is nothing prepared that could act as a plate for the cooked pasta. From everything said above, a couple of mutually exclusive outcomes can be formulated:
1. The bird has finished cooking some time ago and is putting the utensil into the pot to free its beak and fetch a plate
2. The bird is eating the prepared meal directly out of the pot, which is impossible, as its beak would be occupied
3. The bird is stirring the ready pasta, which is unreasonable, considering a lot of time has passed since the preparation as evidenced by the lack of steam.

With this, only case 1 stands out as an adequate solution. This also puts the countless sleepless nights I've spent researching to waste. There definitely has to be something I'm missing, and I'm determined to get to the bottom of this.

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>>35484126
First line and I already trip over my own negations, it's naturally "agree with"! Silly me.

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>>35437929
That's a Korean bird

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>>35481059
Is this a self-portrait?