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You let Flandre use your computer one day as you go to the dentist for your yearly cleaning.

When you come back, you discover that she has deleted all of your hentai while you were out.

She has photographed herself doing every pose and action in those pictures to replace them.

What do you do?

>> No.354378

Fap furiously.

>> No.354380

fap

>> No.354383

Go back to the dentist, once a year isn't nearly enough, you disgusting pig.

>> No.354388

I'm going to fap. I'm going to fap so furiously that there will be nothing left but a mound of cum. No blood, no sweat. Just cum.

>> No.354391

hmmm...

Talk to her :P

Who gives a shit about porn.

>> No.354398

I am pleased. However, it would mean that she popped her cherry without me.

>> No.354399

>>354391
> :P

>> No.354401

>>354378
>>354380
>>354388

DUUUUUUUUUUUH

After this, ask her to do thoses poses again

>> No.354407

...I have to say fap... for 300

>> No.354409

Torrent it immediately.

>> No.354410

Ask for a real-life replay.

>> No.354417

I try to get her to tell me why she would do such a thing. That kind of activity is not normal for children and I would be concerned for her.

In b4 she's over 495 years old.

>> No.354420

Repay her in rape dollars.

>> No.354430

>>354391
I laugh, because Anonymous would not know a damn thing to say after that

Walk into the kitchen "So uhh, I saw what you did on my computer"

>> No.354433

I complement her photography skills for having reproduced 371GB worth of porn in a little over an hour.

>> No.354440

>>354391
>>354417
Faggots

>> No.354450

Slap that bitch and change all my passwords. No telling what else she did to my computer while snooping around like that.

>> No.354453

Ask her where Sakuya is hiding.

She couldn't have done all of that in one trip to a dentists office.

>> No.354457

Praise the lord

>> No.354459

>>354450
Enjoy your bad end.

>> No.354473

I'd wonder where did she learn to use a comp?

>> No.354484

Vomit. Oh God, why didn't I delete The Holes. She can be fixed, right? I mean, she is a vampire. She won't stay like... that?

>> No.354487

>>354417
Actually it's been five years since EoSD.

She's 500 this year.

>> No.354496

>>354473
she lives in a basement

>> No.354502
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354502

Die happy.

>> No.354509

>>354487

Not really.

Years go a lot quicker in Gensokyo. That's why everyone says they're 5000 and such when they're actually like, 24 in earth years.

>> No.354511

>>354375
OH GOD FLANDRE WHY DID YOU CUT YOURSELF IN HALF?

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>>354502

>> No.354526

>>354484
I lol'ed heartily.

>> No.354530

>>354487
That's why I said over 495 years old, since I couldn't remember what year EoSD came out.

>> No.354535

>>354502

Oh god I remember fapping to the full version of this pic. Good times.

>> No.354546

>>354509
Something seems wrong with this post

>> No.354557

>>354391
you don't belong in THIS world.
Go back to gai/a/

>> No.354559

>>354546
It's stupid

Stupid, right?

>> No.354560

Get as far away from the possessive bitch as possible before she snaps and tries to kill me. Maybe show Reisen or someone these files, get in her good graces so I can hide out on the fucking moon where Flan can't reach me.

>> No.354566

>>354518
why ZUN ? why ?

>> No.354591

>>354557
lol

>>354560
She can go anywhere. You're really screwed if you piss her off :P

>> No.354600

I am the only one who couldn't have that possible scenario for obvious reason. But if she did, I'd keep those pictures and then thank Flandre, and if possible, make love to her.

>> No.354603

>>354591
GOD JUST LEAVE ALREADY

>> No.354615

Tell her I love her.
And ask her if I can be her sex slave

>> No.354639

>>354560
in b4 Flan blows up the moon.

>> No.354648

>>354603
lol :P

I must be the only person here who realizes that her instability and tendency for psychotic murdering is only really amplified if you try to put the moves on her.

>> No.354660

Tell her that her sax slave has arrived.

>> No.354664

>>354648
GB2/a/nimesuki

>> No.354666
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354666

>>354660

>> No.354668

>>354648
This is an accurate representation of 90% of the Touhou community.

Including you, /jp/, including you.

>> No.354670

>>354648
>:P

>> No.354682

>>354648
>:P

>> No.354695

>>354648
She isn't a Shion-type psychotic, where she kills with total hate and kills for her troubled life, she is a Hannibal Lecter-type psychotic, she kills for the fun of it.

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354702

ITT we are successfully trolled by a minor tripfag

Good job, you fucking idiots.

>> No.354703

>>354600
doing it right
>>354560
doing it wrong

>> No.354712

>>354702
lol :P

>> No.354714

>>354375
Hope to all heaven that she did not find the guro or vore folders, she is no good to me dead.

>> No.354727

LOL ROFL DIS THREAD IS SO RANDOM ROFL xD

>> No.354753

>>354648
Hrrrm

That makes more sense now, that I think about it.

>> No.354768

>>354714
If you are into gore and vore, then you'd be even happier that she is dead, right?

>> No.354773

>>354714

You won't have sex with a dead body?

>> No.354779

>>354695
I'll do my best to convince her that doing that in door sporting activity would be more fun than killing me.

>> No.354781
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354781

This is booring~ Flan chan kills you that's obvious!

>> No.354790

>>354768
Flandre can't die
she's a touhoue and a fucking vampire

>> No.354795
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354795

But I like the idea..

>> No.354808

>>354790
what if you take her hat away?

>> No.354811

>>354790
Good point.

>> No.354816

>>354768
Yes but I want to do those things to her, if she did them to her self for the picture then there goes a little of the fun.

>>354773
Of course I would have sex with a dead body, I just like to kill it my self first you know "only eat and fuck what you kill with my own two hands"

>> No.354821

>>354808
you go boom

>> No.354839

>>354821
but don't touhous die without their hats?

>> No.354864

>>354839
Alice doesn't have a hat and she is, sadly, not dead.

>> No.354866

>>354816
>Yes but I want to do those things to her
Most likely she will kill you. In a slow, painful death.

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354873

>>354781

>> No.354875

>>354864
She has the head ribbon thing that counts as a hat.

>> No.354879

>>354864
what about the hair band?

>> No.354892

>>354839
Isn't there like one character that doesn't have any kind of head accessory? Uh...Yuka?

>> No.354896

Clear the monitor
Aim elsewhere the next 399 times when I fap and come instantly

>> No.354897

>>354892
Kaguya.

>> No.354912

>>354897
it's a wig

>> No.354918

>>354897
And Yuka I believe

>> No.354934

>>354897
Kaguya is immortal, so it doesn't really matter if she wears one or not.

>> No.354946

I pray that the sequence of events detailed in the OP one day comes to pass.

>> No.354980

>>354934
And Yuka has a parasol, which counts as headgear in absence of other ware.

>> No.354992

>>354980
>a parasol, which counts as headgear
LOLWUT

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355006

>>354980

>> No.355008

>> No.355011

>>354992

Don't question Touhou logic.

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>> No.355025
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>> No.355031

brace for impact

>> No.355034

>>355006
>>355008
>>355015

Yes Flandre come closer oh yes.

(*´Д`)ハァハァ

>> No.355045

>>355011
I'm pretty sure that's not Touhou logic

>> No.355062

>>355025

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

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355076

>>355062
*squeeze*

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355101

>>355076

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>>355076
Let Alice whore herself not me.

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>>355110
Rape the maids

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355125

>>355076

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355131

what's going on in my thread

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>>355110
You belong to me, and no one else.

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>>355119

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>>355132
What about me onee-sama?

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>>355147

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355165

>>355132

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355173

>>355156

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>>355165
Reversal.

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355186

>>355156
Enjoy your slit throat Youmu.

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>>355186
Meirin... MEIRIN... MEIRINNNNN

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>> No.355254
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355254

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355331

"But a Remilia is fine too.. Still can't decide!"

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>>355331
An Imoutou-sama is fine too but still... Sakuya > Flandre.

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355500

>>355375
It would be alright, but you also go for Koakuma!

>> No.355659

>>355173
>picture
OH GOD MY NUTBLADD-HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGRRRRRGGGG.......................

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>>355375
>Sakuya > Flandre

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355697

>>355689

>> No.355727

>>355697
I just raged

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