Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Traveling merchant edition

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065
I got a FEVER!

[Anonymous No.]

!em esaeleR

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
Stop speaking in tongues, crazy lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
no, hug you instead

[Anonymous No.]

>a century later big honcho lilim finally manages to rip open the portals to Earth
>finds everyone is dead from nuclear holocaust because she took so damn long

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
I heed only the voice of Frostmourne now

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419091
Just cast mass resurrection ez

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
lease me, I can loan you some money

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419093
>>35419105
Sure is a lot of undead in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419121
can undead be hags?

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419156
No, Y is bester girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419156
X is cringe and bad at rp

[Anonymous No.]

You're all fucking retarded z is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079

Tame her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419270
DDD is nest girl and don't you lie to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065
Those who wish the Dark Elves of MGE look and are aesthetically more like Warhammer Fantasy Druuchi/Dark Elves, raise your hands.

Because the typical brown skinned "Dark Elves" in anime and hentai settings are just frankly lame and sub-standard. At least with Dark Elves who like like WHF Druuchi, you get tall brutal BDSM hardcore sex freaks, yet a re still just as elegant and pretty as high elves. I mean them WHF bikini armor dark elves have abs, ABS for god's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419156
0 is better in everyday, especially the hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419311
I would rather have them dark blue skinned if they had a design change

[Anonymous No.]

FLY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419311
I wish you would stop posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
Just speak normally or you're going for a time out in the sheath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
>I’m a sailor
That’s neat I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
I'm disappointed MGE cursed swords are just transformation catalysts that are inert unless human girl picks it up.
I am quite a fan of sentient weapon waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
In my opinion, cursed swords should be dressed in military uniforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419311
For me? It's purple/pinkish dark elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>Good morning Human! Wonderful weather for travelling isn't it?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419655
I suppose the road just goes on and on

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419093
I will never stop being disappointed that undead Onyxia wasn’t raised by Bolvar

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419587
eh, if you can give curse swords to other monsters, its basically a parasite

[Anonymous No.]

>Where is the money, boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419587
It is a sentinent weapon. After she marks You - You become it's owner and wield it in battle. The girl is only there to wield it before that and so that You have something to fuck. It's all in the profile.
The real question is - what happens, if a cursed sword is found by a man first, and he strikes her liking? She doesn't have a girl body to fuck him yet, even if she manages to entrance him. Unless the "rust" is doing lewd things to the husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419680
>The Tanuki school bully has found her prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
I think she wants it tighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419683
im pretty sure its mentioned in the profile, or kc, that if a man picks up the sword hes going to look for woman to give the sword to

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419079
WHERED YOU PARK THE CAR?
CLOTHES ARE ALL OVER THE FURNITURE
I MIGHT AS WELL

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419680
>tanuki thinking she can extort money from me
Nice try but I’d manhandle her 110 lbs ass and eat her out like a lolipop the whole way home before plowing her like a field

[Anonymous No.]

From KC:

>Demon Girl Slang Dictionary 2 [hedonism].
A way of life in which happiness is achieved through pleasure, and in which priority is given to feeling good together with one's husband.
Because of the nature of demons, which recognize their husbands' pleasure as their own, "seeking pleasure for oneself alone" does not apply, and the meaning of the same word differs when used by humans and demons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35420018
>Premature ejactulator anon making demon premature ejactulate herself
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>tube fox too wide to fit back in the bamboo tube

[Anonymous No.]

New selene thingy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35420189
>Brazilian alps
the horror

[Anonymous No.]

hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>35420752
Goop

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419587
Phyrexia

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419670
That would have been the best love story ever told

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls proudly standing with human women under the banner of the fourth wave feminism against men's toxicity and their historic institutionalized oppression of own women!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35420970
Sounds like an elaborate scheme to bait feminists and fix them by monsterization.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream where I kissed the back of a tattooed girl

[Anonymous No.]

There were a series of posts about monster girl slang
>A slang dictionary for monster girls (1) "It's hard to breathe without my husband": … It means that it's painful if you don't breathe the air in the same room as your husband, and it's painful if your husband isn't nearby for a long time. It is common knowledge among married monsters that in monster society, a couple must accompany their spouse on expeditions. Similar phrases include "If you don't bury your face in your husband's chest plate and breathe right now, you'll have trouble breathing.
>Monster Girl Slang Dictionary 2 [hedonism].
A way of life in which happiness is achieved through pleasure, and in which priority is given to feeling good together with one's husband.
Because of the nature of monsters, which recognize their husbands' pleasure as their own, "seeking pleasure for oneself alone" does not apply, and the meaning of the same word differs when used by humans and monsters.
>This is one of the fundamental thoughts of monster girls!
Someone asked about extremists.
>But even the extremists only devote a small percentage of their release to monsterizing and monsterizing activities, and their top priority is to feel good with their husbands, so they are still hedonists!
Someone mentioned monsters that may not be hedonists like unmarried vampires and dragons.
>That's true, but they're just holding back or being stubborn, so when they get married, it's still ......!

[Anonymous No.]

waifu comm with her goat leg extending over her knees
I'm trying out these variant designs but I'm kinda starting to like inconsistencies in pics so I think I'll just "keep" all these different designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419311
>I mean them WHF bikini armor dark elves have abs, ABS for god's sake.

Proofs? Can anyone post proofs or pics? Otherwise, that ain't real. Abs and bikini armor setup don't mix well.

[Anonymous No.]

Orange slimes. With hugging habits. Who also love tickle fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421879
SCP-999?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421879
How does one tickle a slime?

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl will play Crazy Taxi with me and sing All I Want a bit too loudly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421930
Stick a straw in her and blow bubbles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35422197
I like to drive the taxi
I like it very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>35422453
Why is she licking her lips? What does she see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35422509
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

Submit to snow girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>35423398
But I hate the cold. I'd rather cuddle up by the fire with a warm monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35423398
Dibs on the whitehorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>35423723
>I'd rather cuddle up by the fire with a warm monster.
Yeti, White Horn, and Selkie would like to share body heat with you, all at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421462
Your daughter is way too fuckable dude.

[Anonymous No.]

New commission, this time featuring just the right collab to beat the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35420010
>110
Look at her, she’s 75 tops

[Anonymous No.]

>>35424412
Jean monster.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I survive unmolested if I wake up in wonderland? who can I trust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35424412
This seems like the kinda of image that has a nude version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35425256
Wock, probably.
Wock is nice if you behave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35425329
wha happens if I ask to hold a wocks hand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35425256
Rubrub the jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35423398
Snow girls should submit to me instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>35423398
if they can stand the heat, then they can grab me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35425585
I will submit to those thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35424979
Jean Monster(s)
>>35425303
I can neither confirm nor deny this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419655
Being a traveling scholar or merchant with a mamono bodyguard or two sounds nice. MGE world is huge!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35425505
She will hold your hand.
If not, one of her tentacles will slither to your ear and tell you she's too embarassed and shy to hold hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35425794
Wock is cute and I want to marry her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421116
Shh

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419156
No, A is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35425899
degenerate, w is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419156
>>35419169
>>35419207
>>35419414
>>35425899
>>35426066
I just love H and O and i don't really care what others think. I love them the most!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421215
Another slang dictionary entry
>Demon Girl Slang Dictionary (3) [Heart racing (undead)
>The beating of an undead demon's heart, which is supposed to be non-functional.
According to the results of a certain Lich's research, this phenomenon is caused by the soul's strong reaction when it comes into contact with a man it recognizes as a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35425677
>I can neither confirm nor deny this.
Well then its just rude not to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35426161
>Supplement-There is an idiom that says, "A non-functioning heart beats faster", which means that an undead monster feels as if her heart is beating faster and faster, even though no heartbeat is actually occurring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35425864
Wock thinks you are cute and would marry you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

I want to ride a hoverborad and piss off the old monsters and do underground racing with other monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>35426427
I've been in this sort of situation before. This can only end in disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

We're here to kill chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427146
Only faggots hate chaos.
Inseminate chaos monster girls or your father will Alp in his sleep tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm here to eat monster ass and lick pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427146

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427146
>I see the problem, there was an ink smudge on your quest scroll
>you're supposed to LAY chaos, not slay

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters would prefer

>Villain bf
>Superhero bf
>Antihero / vigilante bf

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427531
Superhero bf goes to Wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427531
Angels want villain bf so they can turn him good by giving him the V.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Lilim, Baphomet, Pharaoh, Youko, Ocelomeh, and Dragon to kidnap me like a prince and have their way with me.

[Anonymous No.]

2 cat

[Anonymous No.]

Marry the void

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427791
Okay, but how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427791
i fap to the void violently, so why not fuck her just as violently and give her many voidlings

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427768
Dumb fang

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427791
Avoid the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427531
Depends on if they want to be the damsel-in-distress, nemesis, sidekick, or thug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421462
That's a great look.
Incidentally If you ever go for a design where she's truly pissed I recommend goat rectangle eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428063
I want to be the Igor to a Lichenstein

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428074
jabbawock senseii, teach me something

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427676

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427768
Where are her pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428133
NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428133
every so often i see the light

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428133
Righteousness itself isn’t boring.
Angels are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428245
You're supposed to get a chesh gf that stays up late sneedposting with you on /tv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428121
It was thought that tyrannosaurs small arms may have assisted them in gripping while mating much like the vestigial legs of modern pythons. It's also thought that jabberwock limbs share the same purpose, would you like to test that theory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428263
I'll take even the most plain and boring angel over the most exotic and exciting hellhound any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428243
Not gonna lie I wouldn't mind voluptuous nun human gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428263
>spoiler
NO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35427791
I would

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428336
Don't worry, even in heaven the angels get absolutely mogged.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of angels and I'm tired of hellhounds.
Everybody knows the servants of Eros are the patrician choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428457
A Heavenhellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428468
My hellhound wife and I follow Eros, so it's win/win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428457
I would breed the heavenhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428468
still angels. need a cupid to step on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428133
I'd walk the narrow path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428495
Just Heavenhound.
I think if you combine them as a heavenhellhound they just cancel out and you get a regular Hound.

[Anonymous No.]

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=6207099

[Anonymous No.]

Did KC ever get his?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428457
I want a Heaven hound to forcefully addict me to her pussy pheromones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428537
>among angels/heavenly types "the narrow road" is slang for pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428551
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

Where were going we don't need eyes to see mastah... although they do help

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428511
Enjoy Your mana marker

[Anonymous No.]

hellhounds are basic bitch taste, go for angels instead or even better, get a gator nun gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428626
Can I travel the stars and seed new planets with shog wife? Or do I need to woo one of the elder gods for that?

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>>35428133
It's hard to thrive on that path of righteousness when the world rewards wickedness. I don't think people avoid it because it is boring, but because it is uncomfortable and requires constant effort, something many people aren't willing to give after feeling the devilish comfort sin provides

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428667
Shogs are fairly terrestrial, but I'm sure they could get you in contact with the elder beings that could.
Feelings between them have smoothed over substantially since the "MG revolution" after all.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428636
I happily accept the marker and the new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428667
>elder gods
think how pent they are and also how desperate they would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428727
>the whole "going mad from not being able to comprehend elder horrors" is just because they're really awkward and can't communicate their feelings well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428575
his what? His cock sucked by a monkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428759
>wow being insane wasn't fun but at least my daughters are cute and my wife loves me for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428575
Sadly no, he didn't get the deal and there will be no Fallen Maidens anime adaptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428759
i wonder how each elder god would be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428457
I'd still rather an angel.

[Anonymous No.]

why should i fuck hounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428898
Because they awoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428898
You shouldn't, fuck cats instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428359
Based and religiouspilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428917
fucking pisses me off when I see that obvious rhyme not being completed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428917
>behind one of these doors is Homer Simpson, behind the other a man-raping Jinko. Choose wisely!
>There's a man-raping Jinko behind both doors!
>Yes, but one of those Jinko is named Homer Simpson

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428917
I bet you could defeat a sphinx by taking a marker and solving the maze on their belly.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a dark mage that can cast fist.
>tfw no dark mage muscle wizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428898
Because if you don't they'll fuck you first

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429022
Smelly dog smells like charcoal and barbecue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428972
doess she have a love for donuts, an unusually thick skull, and is chubby?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429066
Don't worry. Soon You will smell the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428898
You don't get a choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429002
>follow the maze with a marker
>it's just an extremely elaborate trick for you to write out the marriage contract she outlined and sign it
Sneaky kitties

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429088
To escape the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428917
I see a cute hound on the left though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429118
Lazy guard cats have way too much free time on their paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429103
yes, cause I can run

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429129
You know this entire time I thought that was another sphinx until I read your post and noticed the ! !

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429144
Yeah but isn't your guards having too much time on their hands arguably a good thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429153
But You cannot hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429175
Is this the riddle you're testing me with you fucking sand cheshire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428243
Is she a Holstaur in nun outfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429249
>sand cheshire
kek, what other insults like this would there be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429249
Everything that confuses a man is a riddle to a sphinx if she can twist it into a justification for making him her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429219
She needs to clean her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429291
What happens if you confuse a sphinx?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429269
Little known fact is that holstaurs second most common job is as a Nun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429325
Do you think she rewards good boys and men with her milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429311
>Guess he won the right to "rape" me lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429325
i saw two big reasons why they would be good nuns to get people in church

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429311
Confused cat will revert to tongue-bath mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429337
Yes, but not straight from the tap. Unless she wants you as her husband.

>>35429351
The are definitely some of the biggest reasons to join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428898
Only the mesugakis asking to be manhandled

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429400
The what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429396
I would gladly become her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429467
bratty smug temptress

[Anonymous No.]

>>35420050
>Demon girl feeling ashamed and apologizing profusely for daring to cum before her Husband
>Demands you punish her for her insolence
>She cums every time your hand smacks her meaty blue bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429514
That's pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35428318
I wanna be nibbled and hickeyed all over by slutty Wock tendrils while making out with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429593
Actually Lionesses are hair-trigger in real life, so I've been waiting for KC to release a Lion-type girl that's a haughty huntress who's easy to bully in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429618
this might be the real reason a manticore might prefer to use her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429644
I'M GOING IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429644
Huh, I never thought of that, but you must be right.

Manti-chan is just a quick shot that can't stand the pleasure of her husband's fat cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429644
Isn't this precisely the reason?
It's written that after her pussy reshapes to be perfectly accommodating your pp, she's suffering insta loss, as soon as you stick it where it counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429795
Why do manticores get drawn with extra arms so often? I'm not complaining but I never see this with other girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429826
rsanon's writing certainly contributed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine, 3 years you succesfully hiding from hellhound that raped you once and after all that time she finally find you. Her reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429795
>Smug Manticore gf waving her tail in your face and draining you all day long, calling you her 'prey', and generally making you slave to the tailpussy
>Audibly gulps when you tell her to bend over and hike her cute butt up in the air so you can put it where it counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429795
to an extent. i didn't expect to her be a meek, mewling little kitten while getting pounded.

[Anonymous No.]

Every time you embarrass a manticore earns you 3 hours in tail pussy hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores just got ruined to me

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores just became my new favourite.
I am gonna desmug a domcore and pound her into quivering submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429983
AIEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429983
That’s why you need to embarrass her for more than three hours at a time so you get the better end of the deal.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429983
Don't you mean heaven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429883
>I understand if you never want to see me again, but I just had to say I'm sorry. I really thought we could be happy together
>... I should leave

[Anonymous No.]

nightshade alarune

[Anonymous No.]

>>35429618
It's strange there's no Lion-type yet, but then again we already have Manticore with the mane fluff, Sphinx with the lion paws and Griffon with the lion pussy tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430212
you could almost get a normal lion out of those 3's chimera

[Anonymous No.]

Do you consider Ocelomeh to have top tier waist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430163
Cute, but i think she will act more angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430292
do you primarily refer to belly or hips or the whole package?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430301

Belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430338
it looks nice and supple to touch. brown is pleasant, good amount of body fat. the bend is a bit unnatural but cats are lithe so i don't mind.

[Anonymous No.]

who do I have to kill to make mgs real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430369
the grabbler

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430369

The abstract concept of Hypergamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430369
your heart's deepest desire

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430212
Did you know lions can mate as much as 100 times a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430369
whoever is keeping us away from developing interdimensional travelling or advanced VR or robots

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430407
now you made me sad again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430163
Sorry, i`m just internet shizotard, who thinks that he looks cool when reject free mgs-love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430415

Sorry, Jinko stole that in the MGEverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430472
oh no?

[Anonymous No.]

its weird that mgq got several animated ovas and mge didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430472
That pubic mound and puss be looking kinda sus though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430532
One is a book, the other is a fantastically popular game.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raised in a monster nun monastery because I like nuns too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430472
monster girls with fur should have pubic hair cause it looks weird when it doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430415
Lioness also bite and lick around the balls, if they don't get enough sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430623
they also get sexually aroused from seeing their cubs massacred,
Lions are just fucked up creatures I want little to do with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430551

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065
Fit foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430369
The president

[Anonymous No.]

>>35426427
dangerous maids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430655

KC might incorporate that into the profile by making Liongirls momsters that get off on seeing the other lioneses in the harem "massacring" their son-husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430880
I don't know, that sounds like quite a stretch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430752
Are really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430369
The jews.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m going to shave (You)r wive’s pubes!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a monster girl using magic powers to blow off (You)r pubic hair and then laughing at how childish you look now! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430880
Just say that Lioness mamono children roughhouse a lot and the momma Lioness Lionesses? gets hot and bothered seeing their children practice their husband acquiring skills against each other, so she decided to "practice" hers against her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430992
I'd rather she do it herself. I'm not comfortable with big pubes or pubes any larger than small, really, but I'm more uncomfortable with someone else other than me or her doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431009
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431009
Sabbath? More like Haggath.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Baphos are cute

[Anonymous No.]

Baphos? More like Braphos. (They stink horribly)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431111

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431147
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431009
>How do we combat flatphobia
by making all the girls have big titties, none shall be flat until this desire has been complete. eliminate the flatty, they have no need to be in our world. I wish to wake up in a world where flatties are no more, where big milky tits are the standard and the milk flows evermore

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431222
I have a massive need

[Anonymous No.]

>>35430623
The biting balls part is a myth. https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/that-nsfw-story-of-a-lion-getting-bitten-on-the-balls-isnt-quite-right-but-the-truth-is-just-as-hilarious/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431173
fagget

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431283
If anything you're more of a faggot than me for liking flat chests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431147
If I grab a handful of ghost and squeeze, what reaction would Youmu have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431312
"Youno!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431312
probably need a to go get a clean pair of panties

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna find a crocodile girl and yell SCHNAPPI SCHNAPPI SNAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431147
Virgin dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431236
Join me, brother. Come and let us change the flatty into nice voluptuous monster with all the curves and the breasts to match. I have need for many soldiers for my cause to make the sabbath nice and milky, like hathor intended for I was given this holy crusade by the goddess herself, so come and let us make her will a reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431222
Onii-san in need of reeducation spotted. Execute order 69.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431330
>lolis
>beautiful and deviously tempting

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431349
OH NO NOT MUH DI-
AIEEEEEE I KNEEL
I KNEEL!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431339
Yes, let us brother. For the momsters, the onee-chans and the CCs of the world!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431349
Funny she says onii-san yet she's older than me. And that dragon over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431349
I will not falter, I will not stop, I will march on for I bring the will of Harthor with me and my faith in her shall protect
>>35431378
Let us go and find the holy relics of harthor to change this world for the better

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431362
>lolis
>beautiful and deviously tempting
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431413
Incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

How to grow mino boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431428
they grow on their own, they just need to drink their mamas milk, or drink their cousins holst milk if that doesn't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431423
You can be wrong for as long as you like.

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls drive me wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431485
And so can you, but the truth is, big hips, and breasts, are the naturally attractive thing, and lolis are just LARPing old women who like to pretend to be young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431485
Flandre can banjo!

[Anonymous No.]

Beware trolls with tans, because they're as aggressive as the most sexually frustrated hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431545
Going to cum on her freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431545
why would they be ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431516
See, but that's the best part.
You get the peak of physical youth without the dumbass-brain typically associated with such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431513
I bet you drive the other men in prison wild too, anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431567
We've got a live one boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431563
Nah, nah, what you get is the precursor to the peak of femininity, with the mind of someone obsessed with appearance and being "young" like an IRL woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431563
>da peak
at least 20 years is when the peak but desu the older the monster is the riper and more voluptuous they become

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431583
If you wish to intentionally fuck up a fantasy by projecting 3D behaviors onto it, that's your problem.

>>35431609
That was mostly in regards to why people find it attractive at all.
But with monsters it's less of a peak and more of a plateau anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431649
And that plateau is 20 years. Lolis are just wasted potential.

[Anonymous No.]

The peak of feminity is a cute loli with sexy wide hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431681
Now that is just some big ol' coping.

[Anonymous No.]

Camping with a salamander and using her tail as a camp fire.

[Anonymous No.]

who taught the sabbath to use computers and why do they not understand that lolis are not peak of femininity, when monster are more venus shaped, that is truly the peak

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431674
Nah, with MGs the plateau is from 10 to 10000 and beyond. And less than 10 in some cases forbidden wonderland slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431715
probably gremlins

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431567
Reddit is that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

bros I need my daily dose of greenworm dopamine

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431753
Twitter is that way
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[Anonymous No.]

>>35431674
>that plateau is 20 years
You're off by 90 degrees, it's called "the wall"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431763
Point me to where the dragons are at.

[Anonymous No.]

>The peak of fertility occurs before peak sexual development has occurred
Bapho really needs to proof-read wurm-chan's thesis'.

[Anonymous No.]

>hmm today i'm gonna go into the monster girl thread and whine about loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431794
>>hmm today i'm gonna go into the monster girl thread and gush about loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431782
^
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[Anonymous No.]

>>hmmmmmm today i'm gonna go into the monster girl thread and gush about what i like then whine about what i don't

[Anonymous No.]

size don't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431764
If one were to plot "the wall" upon a graph, for an ordinary human woman it would look like a great sudden spike, and then a near instantaneous fall. A moment's high, before the decline. If there weren't such a peak, it wouldn't be called a wall, but a cliff.

However a monstergirl's wall, is that same spike only without a corresponding fall. When a monstergirl hits the "wall" you understand it as more a table lands, a plateau. From then until some indeterminant time where they snatch a partner and become even more beautiful, they linger in that peak.

For a loli to never truly experience the "wall" is... tragic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431757
This

[Anonymous No.]

Stop responding. Whining about loli is a classic shit posting tactic.

[Anonymous No.]

>hmmmm today i'm gonna fap to dark mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431863
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431890
I volunteer my head and shoulders as boobrest to any tall dark mage.

[Anonymous No.]

ravioli ravioli

[Anonymous No.]

I want a loli, oppai loli and a tall mamomo gf/wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>hmmm today I'm gonna continue to love minos because they are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431890
Based,

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>hmm today i'm gonna gush about muscle ladies

[Anonymous No.]

what are the best monster to be nuns

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431960
there's no wrong answer

[Anonymous No.]

>hmm today I shall drink the MantiMilktm

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431965
true but what are the best answers then

[Anonymous No.]

>hmm today I'm gonna taunt angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431890
Do you think Dark mages would practice riding their future husband by riding a specially designed magic dildo that doesn't tear their hymen? and all would they divine their future husband and make the dildo and exact copy of his cock?

And going further, eventually tie it to his real cock so he feels her practising with it even while he is miles away?

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm, today I'm gonna be religious

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Ozicha/status/1408397059036647425

[Anonymous No.]

I think mgs should wear jeans with zippers behind for easy anal access

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431990
I want Ms. Demon would stop bullying angels and come bully my dick instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432000
I see two great reasons why I should, and on the lords holy day no less

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432000
>>35431877
>>35431513
ideal chest wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431977
What was this artist's name again? Anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432000
sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432000
Good! Sister Mary would be most happy to see singl- I mean, sinful men like you, to uhhh, purify, at the church!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432016
I think fat-bottomed lolis should wear g-strings or v-strings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432121
Why do you have horns now, Sister Mary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432165
As long as they aren't 200+ years old hags waaay past their prime

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431890

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432120
Drawn by Roresu on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432004
looks interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432222
Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432185
>As long as they aren't 200+ years old hags waaay past their prime
Consider actually young bottom heavy monstergirl lolis in anal-inducing panties.

[Anonymous No.]

most kino mg franchise!?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432409

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432409
the hell is kino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432470
human tomboy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432016
>Cheshire bullies (You) every single day raping you with her ass even in inappropriate occasions
>You have had enough and say so. You aren’t losing to her anymore
>She gives you the smuggiest grin possible as she turns around
>She unzips her ass
>And it’s over
>all those days raping you have caused a Pavlov Effect. You simply can’t ignore her ass if she presents it to you
>(You)r dick hardens, your hands unzip your pants, against your will your legs move. You try to stop. You beg her to cover her butt.
>She just shakes her hips. Her asscheeks jiggle, the jeans slightly fall a bit
>You shove your dick there, she clenches her buttcheeks
>”Don’t worry, dear. I’ll give you plenty of care for the rest of the week!”
>She starts laughing as you starts ejaculating in her peachy FAT ass as her tail coils around your torse in a sadistic yet caring hug
Can’t beat the kot. Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

Know any good cuckquean stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432409
gate

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432185
>200+ years old hags waaay past their prime
Jokes on you, 20-year-old MGs might as well be toddlercon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432470
Means "cinema" in polish. In Poland we sometimes use it to describe impressive works of art. One polish anon used it on /tv/ and it sticked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432185

Guess you don't want this old lady, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>hmm today i'm gonna go into the monster girl thread and gush about big girls then advocate for big girl + small girl harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432756
The weak should abide by being licked by the strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432711
1038.
1038!
one thousand and thirty eight years without a man in her life!
Over a thousand years without ever having tasted romance, ever knowing the sweet embrace of love! By then, less a trend, less a doubt, it would be a complete, concrete CERTAINTY to her that she would be fated to be alone! She'd have watched hundreds of couples bumble to each other, meet, love, have kids, those kids find love, those kids have kids, all while she finds nary a man herself! What could justify this? I imagine at a certain age, she must have told herself that it would be 'wrong' to snap up a good suitor away from one of the younger girls, but this is simply absurd! I am impregnating her post haste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432756
Just give me this kind of caster and I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog season
https://twitter.com/ShoogothM/status/1409258718156537865

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432824
must poke heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431413
>Beautiful
perhaps
>Tempting
no. they aren't done yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432711
I want tease for being a virgin for so long, and makle her fell like she in her 200s again. I also want to be shown off to the single monsters who said that she would die forever alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432808

Just how many lonely nights did she spend masturbating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432955
too many, but I want see her fap material and comment on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432955
about 370000

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432824
I really like this design

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432955
dunno but I will gladly do any of the things she read in her thin books for her to make up for lost time

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432711
>>35432808
You can prevent things like this from happening in the first place by accepting the lolis into your heart (and bed)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432443
Killing bites was ok, nothing special, it refused to break any new ground unfortunately it included monster boys/furrys. I didn't hate the design of the girls though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431883
>>35431757

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431999
They would do what the new Minato Fumi doujin did, but on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433058
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35432955

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433077
All my party members are about this size, bodytype, level and age though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

Soft robots.

[Anonymous No.]

I blame demons.
I don't know what I blame them for, but I bet they are behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433058
wait how does she draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433176
nice, I like robo titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433218
not very well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433218
She does her best

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433218
very carefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433176
does that mean there are hard ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433259
ones that are hardasses, yeah they probably are

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433259

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433259
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433176
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433201
I know what to blame the demon lolis for, their behinds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433176
>"Fit This Into the Hole for This using Nothing but that..."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433424
I think I'm gonna pet that cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433176
I love Bakkaniki's big tiddie 2B and the dozens of pictures he drew of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433424
I'm confused where exactly am I supposed to pet her

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433077
It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to
You would cry too, if it happened to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433481
Make that pussy whistle

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433077
this party is a total melonfest. I need some other guys to talk about girls and wizardhood with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433551
You're not gonna have time to talk much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433424
I am total loser for dark skinned mosnter girl, If I saw one, I would be stupid due to how all my blood is going to my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433571
yes I am, because I am outta that party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433605
So your adventure with your party is to run away from it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433058
She has to draw it because she can't get anyone to do it.

Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065
How would a mermaid react if you showed up wearing a "Women want me, fish fear me" hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433647
Dark skin and light hair always does it for me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433629
Yes to the song
Everybody's free

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433598
Is that so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433707
oo, throw in some black sclera and you've got an unstoppable monster
black sclera are an instaloss for quite a few men

[Anonymous No.]

Ay fishman can I get my mermaid with uhhhhhh black sclera and big titties please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433720

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433707
yes, that is so. I would lose even harder if they were nice and thicc with venus proportions and I would drop my weapons at the sight of them, and I would run with my arms wide open

[Anonymous No.]

Wish I had a monster girl licking my dick right now. I really need it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35426427
Forget kikis and shogs. Get yourself a nice human maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be a traveler, travelling and touring around the Desert Lands
>Be in comfy hotel room and decide to turn the TV on and try watching some local TV shows
>Switch to what appears to be a talk show with a Desert Monstergirl speaker
>"By Ptra, behave yourself or I will give you a taste of my sandal!"
>Switch to another channel, featuring a Pharaoh badmouthing a Apophis
>"I will beat you with 30 chariots for such insolence!"
>Switch to another channel with yet more talk show Desert Monstergirls
>"Where do you think is Araby headed?"
>"To the Shadow Realm I hope." Says an Apophis
>Switch to another channel
>"Even though according to Nehekharan Law. Squish Todd Rhombus Trousers should be killed in all cases." Says some Anubis priestess.
>Switch to another channel
>"This is my comment! And old Khopesh is my only comment!!" Says some Desert Land male human
>Switch to another channel, showing a Sandowrm suprisingly
>"First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Nagash" without the title; "Supreme Lord of the Undead.""
>switch to another channel, and it shows a desert lands human male preacher going on:
>"The cartoon character Squish Todd Rhombus Trousers lives in a cantelope under the sea yes? Where do you think he has obtained such a fruit live in and withstand water? Through Jihad!"
>Switch again to another channel this time showing a Pharaoh and an Apophis arguing
>"I will chop your head off if you talk about Nagash!" Exclaims the Pharaoh
>"Eat shit bitch! I will talk about Nagash!!!" Shouts the Apophis back.
>Hand to hand combat with noises and scuffling heard
>DEMOCRACY AND LIBERTY CLUB text appears
>"Come here you daughter of a bastard!" One of the desert mamono is heard saying
>Good god, you think to yourself. Is dessert land TV always like this!?

[Anonymous No.]

well when in rome

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433720
Feel up her tits and see how they work before she forces me into a milking/rejuvenation loop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433792
I wish I had a monster letting me lick her pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433780
>venus
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433805
The desert kingdoms are a wild place

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433805
>dessert land

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433103
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433813
>when in rome

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433863
Where do i find demons like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433915
>"despite your point of view I can still thrill a girl or two"
>"but I'd rather get it on with you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433924
Pray to Heavens. We will send angels to your location to ra- guide (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433967
so to pray to a demonic god, got it

[Anonymous No.]

Naked Debuff!

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to desert kingdom for caramel skinned lamias
>They're all mysteriously light skinned

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434019
This works very well as desert kingdom propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433989
200 years for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434021
It's lamia hours now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434021
Obviously I'm suffering from seeing mirages due to heat stroke. My next move would be to try to get a grip by reaching out and passing a hand through the chest of the illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434021
leave, for I have a need to quench my fever but I have no found relief

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434034
>follow her to the shelf in question
>pick her up and put her next to the box she wants
problem solved

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421462
Fuckable daughter

[Anonymous No.]

How long has it been since the last profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434034
Lamia of the desert kingdom are nice and all but its the jungle ones you really have to watch out for

They use the trees to their advantage by slithering along branches or pretending to be vines when they're on watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421462
>goat leg extending over her knees
Honestly I kinda like that more than the "fur boots" they usually have. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434021
Thankfully I have rattle can of spray tan. I paid for a trip to brown snake land I'm going to get brown snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434034
I am compelled to post this one. If I were to marry a lamia, I would want one with this body type.
>>35434038
Real life mirage is not a big thing, but it's neat to see them, I spotted it this summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35421462
Cute daughter wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>Can MGs like Automatons or Living Armors have babies?
>They can. Also, they would be viviparous.
So what does an automaton give birth to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433424
10/10 Would Pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434136
a box with the daughter in pieces ready to be assembled

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434136
Probably daughteru units based on the mother unit and dad's build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434069
Bogey came out November 16th last year.
In case you're wondering, the longest dry spell was between Ocelomeh and Wonderworm, 451 days. The same time will have passed since the Bogey profile on 10th of February 2022.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434073
I will go on the quest to find a jungle apophis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434021
the world guides need more local cuisine to fix problems like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434174
She probably lives like a swamp witch deep in the jungle around some tough to navigate terrain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434163
What would a Wonderbogey be like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434213
Funky

[Anonymous No.]

Your life with cows
https://files.catbox.moe/yavje5.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434229
Cow wives, happy lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434213
Basically a cool mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434238
Haha yeah
https://files.catbox.moe/8s11zh.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434229
>When your holst childhood friend sees you return with two salamanders from your adventures.
>First thing she does is go chest to chest with one to display that she's bustier than them while commenting "Oh hey there! I didn't know Anon was looking for new gals to work in the dairy!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434261
Haha no

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get molested by my single aunster and taught lewd things from a early age. And marry her at 16

[Anonymous No.]

are shogs just slime dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434324
not particularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434324
Why? They're not haughty or reptilian in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434324
no

[Anonymous No.]

Is being a Jaguar Warrior baby making factory, really that bad of a fate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434350
No.
Go make sure you get Hathorite fertility blessings to ensure maximum baby making potential

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434350
yes, cause I want to raise my kids, look them in the eyes, see them smile, and watch them grow up and have a family of their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433077
first order of business, acquire a large quantity of low-strength tit reduction spellscrolls to carefully re-calibrate their ludicrous, unbalanced bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434021
Easiest way to tell who’s a basement dweller

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434350
she's the factory i'm just a foreman or something

[Anonymous No.]

Is escaping possible at this point or should you just voluntarily strip and enter the water? They are naked and do not have their Macuahuitl weapons with them, so they should be easy to defeat, right? These Ocelomehs have been caught weaponless after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434350
Yes because for every time you fuck her it’s one less time a fairy is fucked. In fact I say all humans should dedicate their semen to fairies. For protection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433647
mischievous elf princess imouto finds cool bug and wrestles it into submission so she can show it you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434350
The best fate for men is watching over the children and waiting for their wives to return from hunting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434420
anon, the cooter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434475
What does it do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434481
You throw her like a grenade

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434475
that fox is very small, what am I supposed to feed her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434503
Fried tofu cut into small pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434495
why, what happens if I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434475
how do I sex her? is she like a stretchy fairy or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434523
she explodes

[Anonymous No.]

Heh
Animated, POV, yanubis, cowgirl position, rape scene with knife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434475
Thanks man, I needed this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434544
Sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434592
Yeah, I just bust my nut to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434435
Do you think the men get instant erections when they hear the wife coming home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434435
Wearing a naked apron

[Anonymous No.]

Is he wrong about MGQ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434608
Wait it exists or or just the thought?

[Anonymous No.]

>35434642
About MGQ? Probably.
And no (you) for you because human man, Shoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434653
It exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434435
>t.

Not that I disagree

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434642
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434664
those are some well-sculpted robot titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434642
Yes, firstly because the existence of monsters is a matter of primordial balance, so even if you could wipe out all monsters in the world, humans wouldn't really be any better off.
Second because human society already functions like that, there are powerful people who control how you live your life and they can get rid of you with but a command. See all the kings and figures with political power. He's just being dumb or a hypocrite at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434683
Gonna need a link anon pretty please

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434642
Kinda right kinda wrong. Right because Lazarus lost nearly everything and it was by a girl that lost control upon seeing her mother dying. She didn’t intend to attack, as didn’t finish him and Marcelus off when she could. But this drives the point that the monsters can kill and cripple even if accidentaly. Alice was one of the strongest monsters, but likewise his party was strong enough to trasverse Hellgondo.
Wrong because the murderius monsters were ironically the minority and the amicable ones were taking on jobs as even guards. Trained soldiers were capable of fighting and killing off the artificial chimeras and the like, and even crippled off an arm Lazarus himself was able to fight the droids that were on the stronger side of the monsters.
Their world was as dangerous as it is, but it wasn’t a hell humanity was outclassed. The creators even explained in the QA that if an all-out-war broke out, humanity would win via numbers and strategy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434034
I don't trust yansneks enough to get into a vulnerable position by one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434619
Go all the way with this, submissive husband jumps on his strong wife like a little puppy because he missed her even if it was just for a few hours and he's that happy to see her.
>>35434688
These two looks like great wife material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434726
She's just a minimum wage worker anon, don't bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434745
Where did I read this premise before~

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434745
They look like they're made out of rocks. In a bad way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434781
>In a bad way.
homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434802
You seem pretty fixated on gays, robuttsanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434771
Just a minimum wage worker who may or may not have written my name 10000 times in a diary while fingering herself in the breakroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434802
>homo
only sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434822
Going to rail this delicious brown punk alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434822
Go back to /y/ faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I need a haughty, chubby bapho with a pear shape and an attitude like Fate's Nero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434848
oddly they are not into that stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Suppose an Ocelomehfag was captured by one. How would the prospective wife and the other warriors and the Tezcalipocas react to the usual just captured men looking all downcast and sad, being walked in ropes/chaines or under the threat of Macuahiutl boner inducing beatings... and on the other hand this guy being all happy and cheerful, clinging himself to his captor, grabbing her by the waist, gropping her and loudly talking to her about their how many daughters he will have. the honeymoon and all the things they will do together?

Would the waifu be proud or an embarrassed blushing mess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434818
Just saying

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I reply with "yes" when a massive girl smugly asks if she's too much woman for me to handle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434892
That doesn't sound like something they'd say at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434881
might think something is wrong with his head and send him to their witch doctor

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434820
She's just passing the time in between wageslaving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434781
Apologize to those amazons right now

[King Fig of the Lits No.]

>>35434719
Here you go, horny anon. I made it myself
And by made it myself, I mean I took the premade anubis character and plugged into a premade Koikatsu scene, then recorded it with a video capture.
https://files.catbox.moe/qpb3u3.webm

I might made an extended version in the future

[Anonymous No.]

What are the best ways to molest big girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435006
grab their ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435005
That's incredibly hot, thanks mr fig.Purer than expected from the king degenerate

Used that card a few times, it's really well made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434997
I stand by what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434907

>Husband with pouty face leaves the doctor office and hands the recipe to his soon to be wife
>10 strikes to be delivered with the Macuahuitl
>"Oh... not feeling so confident right now, huh? Dont worry me dear prey, no need to be scared"
>Oh it is not that, but 10 strikes?
>*Ocelomeh giggle* it is not THAT much you know?
>That is the problem! Only 10 strikes?! I wanted at least 100!
>Everyone around heard the conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435005
Is there a Jinko or Minotaur one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434853
>not demon with a pear shape and Kuro's attitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435174
Nah, that would be a Devil.
And look, I need my short Umu bapho right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435137
I'm gonna give them your adress so they mindbreak you until you worship their bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435147
the look of shock would be hiralous to see and it would be funny to see at the end of the beating, he says that was a nice warmup, when will the real beating start

[Anonymous No.]

[Lil' Fig No.]

>>35435160
No, but I wish there was minotaur card fashioned after the MGE profile.

There aren't too many MGE-based cards and even fewer well-designed ones. I personally tend not to use the poorly-designed cards simply because they're awkward to use and look like aliens with big heads or with weird or clunky appendages. The game doesn't really work well with monster bits as you can imagine, so that limits the selection even more. I mostly just stick to using anubis, cheshire cat, holstaur, and some of the named baphomets since those are girls with the best cards and because they're girls that I like. I am however working on improving the adult kikimora card that some guy on Pixiv made. It just needs a couple tweaks, and it should be good to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435200

>At the sacrifical pyramid, the Tezcalipocas assemble the captured men to scare the shit out of them
>Meeeow. Now, which one of you will walk first into the altar?
>Nyahahaha (Ocelomeh laugh all around)
>Take out obsidian sword
>Know THIS, is going to go through your heart. Now, which one is going t-
>ME! MEE! ME FIRST, I WANT TO GO FIRST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435289
If you ever want to take shortcuts improving a card you can just copy the hair/clothes/accessories over to a well made non-monster card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435315
I did not know that. Thank you, I'll keep that in mind for future cards

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435311
>instead of grunt of pain, when they stab him with the knife, he moans sensually with each stab

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435311
>tense silence as the captured men are lead blindfolded to the altar
>all the cats are smugly looking at the poor bastards that have no idea what's about to happen
>the blindfolds are removed and the situation becomes clear to the captives
>before the leader can begin her speech anon breaks the silence shouting "LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO" with a level of excitement like a surprise birthday party was just sprung on him

[Anonymous No.]

Big meaty claws indicate a healthy and fit potential mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435331
Works pretty easily.
Load non-monster card -> select monster card -> uncheck boxes for body/face etc -> load
Assuming you're on better repack

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435353
I love my studioghibli wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435376
i'm still unconvinced that a scorpion needs a knife

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435421
remember kids: if a strange moth offers you a dust covered popsicle, don't try it

[Anonymous No.]

Cruel cat thesis

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435450
I'll try it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435471
I just noticed the pantsless cheshires in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna hire a bunch of catgirls as maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435510
have you zoomed in even further?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435527
oh my fucking god

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435471
this is a powerful image

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435471
i just wanted a chesire gf, not this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35419065

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435641
I swear to god if one more fox makes that hand sign to me I'm marrying whatever species foxes hate more

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435608
>wanting a cheshire gf and not expecting this
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435608
it was going pretty well until she took a sip of liliths panacea

[Anonymous No.]

How do I restore a city born jinko's wild instincts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435736
toss her naked in the forest for a few months by herself

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Great job feeding your succ all that valuable spirit energy and semen, look how big and strong she's getting! Now she gets to fuck and suck you dry every night you don't even have a choice, how great is that? Come now, it's a hot day and she has a lot of boob sweat for you to clean off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435653
Wow rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433647
I would

[Anonymous No.]

Going in for a sneak attack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435471

[Anonymous No.]

Get in the tent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435675
just wanted a gf that can make me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435471
We are all mad here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435986
>assemble an Automaton gf
>install standuproutine.exe
Boom. You can thank me later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436012
>”Husband what is the deal with airline food?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436005

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435986
then get clown gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436004
this artist draws a nice Bogey.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435736
>Mama jinko sees her daughter is soft in both body and mind
>And not in the good way of carrying cubs or cuddling a husband
>Takes daughter out to the rape woods
>Under guise of a hike to help her lose some of that pudge
>Sprints off into the brush abandoning her daughter
>Lonely jinko with no skills in martial arts, hunting, can't run a mile in less than 12 minutes and eats mostly fast food is stuck in the middle of the cold lonely woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436180
>a wild boy finds her and wonders why she hasn't pounced on him yet
>He approaches her weary of her
>when he notices she isn't a threat, laughs at her which causes her to pounce but he runs away causing her to follow back to his home
>he teaches the jinko how to live in the wild
>the jinko comes back with a husband and fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436012
>think monotone robot laughs can get me going
bet she cant even teleport

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435959
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436269
cheshire automaton gf

[Anonymous No.]

Where do shogs come from? Do they have parents? What is a mother inlaw shog like?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436346
custodians created on earth by old ones, generally found in the deep ocean and antarctica.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436300
Do you realize the havoc you've just unleashed?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing could go wrong by including holst milk in the summoning rituals.
Nothing at all.

The cow print and bigger breasts are just 'normal' side effects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436300
>purple cat robot that spouts out memes and laughs at you in monotone
>can't really teleport so she uses her rocket boots to fly over to a spot quickly while saying "poof"
>can turn invisible to scare you but the shock is reduced by her monotone "boo"
sounds like a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436486
Imma put a jug of hathors holy milk to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436494
>uses her rocket boots to fly over to a spot quickly while saying "poof"
>can turn invisible to scare you but the shock is reduced by her monotone "boo"
Hnnngg... My heart

[Anonymous No.]

No fox can beat the brush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436513
And some tendies

[Anonymous No.]

Floof thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436561
but of course, why wouldn't put that jug and tendies for the summoning ritual, I m sure that nothing weird will happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436350
>Anglerfish lights on the wrists
Nope. Nope nope nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436630
>>35436561
>And then Anon summoned a THICK, NEET version of whatever he was trying to summon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436662
and she was in the middle of cosplaying a magical girl even striking the pose

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436517
she tries her best
>paints her legs with the diamond design of chesire socks cause she can't wear them
>can't wear the shoes either cause robot not because she can't walk in heels, no siree
>her "chesire smile" is a small kuudere smile that you find adorable instead of disturbing
>likes to show off her built in confetti gun which she uses for her "tricks and other nefarious schemes"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436657
Become mere gonads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436722
Looks like the "Magical Love Love Beam" is going to become the "Magical Love Love Wand Throw"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434261
>"T-That's right! W-We're looking forward to training!"
>While it'll make it harder for them to swing their weapons, they'll gladly go up several cup sizes if it means staying with the man who beat them

[Anonymous No.]

>>35434350
Yeah because I don't want to be a baby making factory. I want to be a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433424
This artist is dangerously based

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436999
trips confirm my lust for dark skinned monster is based

[Anonymous No.]

what would color would a tanned demon be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437084
red

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437125
but aren't they blue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35435641
>tubefox but CC
Hearty Approval

[Anonymous No.]

Desert c@

>>35437200
See also >>35420144

[Anonymous No.]

Is it incest if the AI you programmed gains sentience, constructs a robot body, and then rapes you while calling you Daddy?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna turn my slim, alp roommate into a fertility goddess broodmom, and there's nothing she can do about it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437154
who says they cant be red in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437272
Is it incest if the AI you programmed gains sentience, constructs a robot body, and then gives you nursing handjobs while asking you to call her Mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437331
A mommy dommy robot sounds like a great thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437377
It is, but you have to make sure she's installed with the latest high-end MOTHERboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437377
>Trust me Anon, it's more trouble than it's worth...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437401
Charon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437436
Cut her some slack. She's been working so much that she barely has time to look for a boyfriend. And her pick-up lines aren't exactly helping her either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437485
Can I cheat death if I agree to be her boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437499
No but you can stay on the ferry

[Anonymous No.]

>>35433801
Alright shill I'll listen to your proposition. What is the exact breeding efficiency of a human maid compared to a kiki or shog? What would be our long term breeding options? How many children can I expect to come from the womb of a human maid compared to competitors? What is the average leg span of a human maid at a full spread eagle vs. Kiki's and shogs? If the human maid can outperform her rivals in the majority of categories I will gladly take and put her boy maker to good use. Let the the 1st annual maidlympics begin! There can only be one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437485
I'm going to get her to join my adventuring party!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impale an angel on my incubi cock and fill her with so much corrupted semen that she can't move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437520
Are you hiring a maid or breeding cattle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437520
While I would take the middle ground and have all three, I question the ability of a human woman to withstand intercourse with an incubi dick as well as the subsquent flood of semen from a single ejaculation (and I would assume the Master is an incubi on account of having both a kiki and shog already). If she can take all of that, she'd most likely be guaranteed a multiple birth pregnancy since incubi virility is supposed to make up for monsters' relative low fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437538
What kind of adventure you planning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437650
We gotta get out of Hades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437697
A Fantastic Voyage

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437697
>A scary-looking, 3-headed Hellhound blocks your path!

[Anonymous No.]

I'd learn magic if for no other reason than to bully monsters with it.
>big monster sees you as easy prey
>lunges at you, but gets caught halfway through an ice wall you summoned
>as she struggles to get out, you walk over to the other side where her big, defenseless butt is and start spanking her
>tease her for cumming a couple of times just from being spanked
>use magic to write "Anon's buttslut" across her cheeks before teleporting away

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437762
Anondalf would turn Succubus tails into bananas

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437485
I remember seeing this girl posted before, is she sumones OC? where is she from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437783
She's just an old character from the olden days of this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437783
She's threadcanon, Charon the ferrywoman of the dead. She makes bad puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437734
>"Which of you is a good girl?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437809
One head always lies.
One head always tells the truth.
One head is panting and has a goofy expression on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

In five words or less explain to me why I shouldn't just chug STR potions and go suplex an ushi into her web hammock and struggle snuggle her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437842
Ah, a riddle! Very well then. I will ask them, is there a head to your left!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437845
Because she'll just let you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437845
How do toy suplex such a big bitch? Sabin style?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437855
Lame ask them whose a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

How does a kiki keep up with her maid duties when she has five buns in her oven?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437880
But they'll all respond by slobbering all over you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437855
What if they both answer "Yes"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437903
Observe!
From left to right: Head 1 Head 2 Head 3
>Is there a head to the left of you?
Head 1: Yes (incorrect) Head 2: Yes (correct) Head 3: Yes (correct)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437922
Left is subjective, anon. From their point of view, head 2 is to the left of head 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437903
That's it I'm telling Ms. Haku on you for being that stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437946
Nonsense! I am a genius and cannot be thwarted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437842
I give them all pats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437964
Anon, it'd be best to just ask the nearest sphinx for help.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it really necessary to matr 100 fucking times? What if I say enough about the 10th one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35438009
I think you'd be too lost too pleasure to call it quits after the 10th time. You're done when she says you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437845
your heart would give out probably and she would be worried about your health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437506
What about grim reaper-chan?
I'm sure she's just as lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>35436350
Now THAT is a pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35437842
"What would the other one answer, if I asked them <x>?"
is the usual solution.
The truth telling one will tell you what the liar would say, ie the wrong answer, the liar would lie about what the truth-teller would say, also the wrong answer; now you know the correct choice is the opposite of what they both said.
3 speakers and 3 choices probably breaks it though, idk. Would need to make a matrix or something to work it out