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No.3539874 [Reply] [Original]

...Why is Suika so sexy and hot?!

>> No.3539880

because her pee gets you drunk

>> No.3539891
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>>3539880
But I like her sober?!

>> No.3539892

That image isn't worksafe.

>> No.3539903

>>3539891
Then you don't like her, because she is never sober.

>> No.3539905

Because horns

>> No.3539907

>>3539892
Happy now faggot, I deleted it.

>> No.3539913

>>3539892
Uh. You mean you've seen a real one before?
Pedophile.

>> No.3539914

Reported for deleting a NSFW picture.

>> No.3539915

>>3539907
why you do this?

>> No.3539918
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>>3539903
I meant when I'm sober, not her.

>> No.3539920
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...Why is Suika so pure and good?!

>> No.3539927
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She looks horny in this picture. Her eyes say "go for it."

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>> No.3539936

>>3539927
I would bang her alot!

>> No.3539946
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Japanese onis being best friends.

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>> No.3539955

>>3539946
I want to get in between those two if you know what I mean?

>> No.3539969

i would offer her a drink

>> No.3539975

>>3539936
You would climax in 10 seconds and fall asleep. Suika needs a man that has enough endurance to please her all night.

>> No.3540017

>>3539975
Thanks for the hard truths Derek, the ejaculation was premature ):

>> No.3540019

>>3539975
Hmm, Reminds me of that fantasy monster dictionary pic I saved!

But I think I could last long for giving her a oral sex, right?

>> No.3540020

>>3539975
so it's gonna be drink and fuck allnight, but in the morning you feel like MINDBREAK

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>>3540020
Picture related.

>> No.3540078

>>3539975
Suika is the one who would fall asleep. Your task is to fill her up before she wakes.

>> No.3540091

Let's not forget her penis-crushing oni strength.

>> No.3540108

>>3540091
and her horns

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>>3540108
>And her handle bars.
If you know what I mean.

>> No.3540129

>>3540118
Can I join too?

>> No.3540173

>>3540091

Let's also not forget the manipulation of density.

>> No.3540186

>>3540173
> Suika brings new meaning to the phrase "Getting me hard."

>> No.3540200

goddammit now i have to fap again

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>result

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>>3540200
Here you go.

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>>3540200
I am done with fapping.
I was fapping for Flandre.

>> No.3540291

/jp/ - Pedophilia/Random Pornography

>> No.3540324
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Every human being, in some form or another, strives for one or more of three things.
If you're the social type, to be loved unconditionally for who you are. If you're more of an achiever, the power to do whatever you wish. And in either case, ideally, not to have a worry in the world.

Suika is adorable, powerful and carefree, all in one.
EVERYONE is Suika inside!

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>>3540291
> Pedophilia
> Suika
> Oni of indeterminate age, maybe in the 1000s

Right on, mate.

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>>3540354

Legend tells Yamato Takeru was defeated by the "god of mount Ibuki" who "struck him down with a hailstorm" in around 400 AD.

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The scene of the crime says Suika, but the murder weapon says Yuugi.

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>>3540398

Point is, still not pedo.

>> No.3540439

oh god moar

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>>3540354
Is that so! Please tell me more.

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>>3540457

Quit being so judgmental

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>>3540457

She will judge the shit out of you

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Manipulation of density is a pretty vague description. What are her powers, exactly? Other than, you know, making everyone want to fap.

>> No.3540532

>>3540514
I didn't have that picture. Thanks.

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I prefer flat chested Suika, but Suika with delicious tumors is nice, as well.

>> No.3540556

>>3540514
She can do anything from turning herself into a mist or giant to rearranging atoms and shit to make new things.

>> No.3540567

>>3540556
> Turn into a mist
You can inhale mi-

Oh god now I have an image of inhaling Suika and she rips you apart from the inside out.

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>>3540514

Various things.

She can travel effortlessly and unnoticed by parting herself into mist. This also allows her to watch over practically infinte expanses of land, although she attracts a lot of attention in this form. (doujins have expanded that into her using herself as a WMD by catalyzing a dust explosion, but nothing in canon mentions it)
A variation of the mist theme, she can split off smaller multiples of herself.
She can increase or decrease her own size as she sees fit, and - perhaps - shapeshift with some limitations.
She can create miniature black holes seemingly out of thin air. And in reverse, she can create miniature suns, also seemingly out of thin air.
She can bend other people to her will by controlling the "density" of their desires.

Likely other things as well.

>> No.3540615

>>3540567
Read this:

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Oni
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Oni

According to ZUN, they are almost unstoppable.

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>>3540595

>unnoticed
>attention

Oops, contradiction there.
Meant to say she can travel unnoticed as mist, but can't hide as easily when she settles down over a wide area.

>> No.3540623

Why is Yuugi so much better than Suika?

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>>3540623
Because she's not

>> No.3540633
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When it comes to traveling unnoticed, no one can beat Koishi.

>> No.3540639

>>3540595
>doujins have expanded that into her using herself as a WMD by catalyzing a dust explosion, but nothing in canon mentions it
Seems kinda unnecessary when she could punch the earth and make a fuckin explosion.

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>>3540631
yes she is

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>>3540623
Does Yuugi's power have a single ZUN-use? Power over supernatural events seems pretty hax, even for a touhou.

>> No.3540670

>>3540664
I can imagine things like poltergeists, summon spirits, ghosts, etc.

Cause a ruckus/ Bring pandemonium?

>> No.3540673

>>3540670
Mostly useless things it seems.

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>>3540664

For some reason I interpreted Storm on Mt:Ooe as her causing beer to rain from the sky. But then again, I'm pretty much narrowed down to the Yamato Takeru/deva of the mountain-connection.

Supernatural events, as opposed to Sanae's miracles, probably deals with things that can't be explained but don't always happen in plain sight.
For example, you know how sometimes something goes bump in the night, even though you know there's nobody there?
Yuugi.

>> No.3540705

>>3540664
Does sake-rain fall into the supernatural catagory?
ZUN would probably like that.

>> No.3540713

>>For example, you know how sometimes something goes bump in the night, even though you know there's nobody there?
Dammit, Yuugi, now I know it's you for certain! Stop playing ding-dong-ditch on me!

>> No.3540714

>>3540696
>>3540705
Alcoholmind

>> No.3540722

>>3540713
Would you rather have her skip to the ditch part?

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