Monster Girl Thread

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>>35370345
Nooooo. Prioritize anon. Let the triple dragon build up its shining charge. Use your magic to give me stuff first. Then portals.

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>>35370358
my only desire is for a fish, you'll just have to settle for my efforts being towards the water portals.

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What happens to dragons when they can't find a cave? Do they get an apartment?

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So what makes you think monster girls are better than human woman?

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>>35370403
that's not a particularly high baseline to meet.

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>>35370411
>responding
dumbass

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>>35370397
what a cutie

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Frenemies

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>>35370403
>purple
>snakey
simple as

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>>35370345
Get conjuring, nerd. I want my waifu here in time to bring her to Christmas dinner.

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>>35370403
What was that, my son? Something about Bandaids? The path of heresy, an injurious road for one so young.

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Burg

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>>35370436 >>35370467
What goes through your mind when you humour off-topic garbage? Is it just a thin whistling sound

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Funny pranks to play on your wife:
Break into your own house dressed in prosthetics so you look like someone else while deepening your voice a few octaves, the look on her face when she thinks you're a burglar will be hilarious!

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>>35370484
>>35370416
But what's the problem with loving human woman? your level of sex won't be as great as having a MG breaking your pelvis, but at least you can still find love with her, make things ultra vanilla and live a good life, with both of you equally understanding one another and not the other being completely submissive or dominant over your. Point is, human woman are pretty nice in my opinion

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>>35370436
grape snakes are such good girls, I just want to be lovey dovey with one even if she has sinister plans

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>>35370505
she can smell you though

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>>35370484
How did you know? It IS a whistling sound with a catchy repetitive melody. Do you hear it too, o lump in the noodle anon boy.?

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Sad string music intensifies

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>>35370372
I'm gonna fuck a Manticore in the ass and then run away!

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>>35370520
>Off-topic image
>Obvious bait image
>Obvious bait post
Shit-staters like you should be reported.

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>>35370558
>SOOOO SAAADDD
It's not a race. I love her music.

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>>35370520
Funny choice of image considering Elizabeth strangles and drowns Booker.

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>>35370570
We had snuff/guro being posted by the gachafags last thread anyway

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>>35370570
Overlooking the more important fact that Elizabeth is Booker's daughter.

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>>35370520
It'd be different in MGE. Human women can go for you nearly as strong as monsters there. But only if you are in the Order. Most human women go after Order dudes. Because the horny aggressive women join the Order?

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Saw we had a new LareNight, did he ever finish that cute sketch of the Kiki dancing with Mastah?

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>>35370468
Keep eating like that and she will look like her Jabberwock friend.

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Is your waifu good at vidya?

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I love monstergirls

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She watches from the shadows, waiting for the right moment to stutter her witty line and trip and fall down.

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Every night, before we go to sleep, my wife rides me until I cumflate her. I can feel her bushy pube hairs on me while I gush like a volcano.

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>>35370590
Read the books

The Order is as straight-laced as it gets. Meaning no sex ever.

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>>35370616
dummy ninjas are cute!

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>>35370570
It was bizarre, originally planned on getting infinite but decided to just watch a full gameplay of it, the ending was just wild in my opinion, wish they went to paris.
>>35370561
Whatever bro, all I'm saying is that I prefer a good relationship with a human woman, not someone that suddenly begs for sex, dominates you, or something akin to what I said.

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Why is some faggot trying to start shit here?

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>>35370615
Mmmm, I like that bug very much

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>>35370582
And from his universe too.

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>>35370635
Where theres one theres more

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>>35370629
Then why are you here?
There is no reason to continue this conversation any further.
>>>/h/

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>>35370643
Every time you respond, he wins.

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>>35370484
apophis superiority

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>>35370625
>the Order is constantly having sex with monsters.
>is a major source of newters and husbandos.
>absolutely no sex ever
Anon...I don't know what to say.

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>>35370650
What does he even win? More time wasted on a board populated almost entirely by touhou fags in a thread for monster girls where anons lust and love over fictional beings created by one K. Cross?

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You are all pathetic scum that should be happy if you get a girl that loves you someday.

DISCUSS

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>>35370665
See a shrink, Enslaved.

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>>35370681
Who the fuck are you talking about?

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>Accidentally call neighbor’s cheshire cat daughter cute and funny
>Realize what I said but it’s too late
>Their daughter heard and is absolutely enjoying herself teasing me
>Neighbors are enabling this and even ask me ti babysit her
>Get numerous magazines dedicated to sabbath members even though I’m not one
>Get member card a week later even though I never applied

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>>35370673
Love! Wuv! Rabu!

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>>35370673
I hope one of her eyes ends up staring straight at the sun just to get an..eye? headache.

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>>35370525
She will forget her plans to conquer the desert once you fill her head with thoughts of your dick.

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Wanna just chill in the sun, watch sports I don't understand, and be cuddled by lizards

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>>35370578
It was snuff/guro/vore anon. I think it's high time Barghestfag got the 'fuck off' treatment.

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UNWRAP YOUR PRESENT!

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>>35370709
You're missing the part where it's an obvious shitpost. The real problem is it's a multi-image series that eats into image count.

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>>35370700
i'll just tell her it's easier to make a kingdom with daughters than overthrow one from a smelly pharoh

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>>35370709
My man snuff/guro implies it was sexual in nature, when it was clearly just a meme shitpost about her massive tree trunk watermelon crushing thighs

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>>35370700
That is the perfect snek right there

And she comes with a marshmallow cat!

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>wanna see what I can do with this tongue?

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>>35370733
Does it really matter? I just don't think F/GO or F/GO girls should really be discussed here. Incorporating monstergirls from different entirely incompatible series brings with it a strong delineation and sense of separation, but incorporating monster girls from more closely related series has a weaker line of delineation, it's blurry, so their shit gets tracked in with them.

>>35370757
I saw it for what it was but it doesn't change the fact that this isn't the place to discuss your yangire village of generic fantasy characters that want to eat humans.

You don't see gensokyo getting discussed.

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Ignore the shitposters
Yes that includes the very well hidden ones

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>>35370783
>Anon hands her an ice cream, excited to see her eat it super fast with her tongue
would she disappoint poor Anon and tell him that's not what she meant?

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>>35370372
So I heard those druuchi bastards drag you back to their homeland, strip of everything, sell at slavemarkets, then treat like a pet in their extravagant mansions with no opportunity of any honest work; and when you aren't breeding or cuddling your owner there, you're locked in an apartment-sized golden cage with nothing but a mountain of pillows, endless snacks and a gaming station of your preference.

How come they haven't got their hands on every dick in existence yet? Is there a big, ugly catch?

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>>35370798
>You don't see gensokyo getting discussed.
Better stop posting fox girls entirely, between 2hu and boat sluts.

Alright. Goodnight faggots. Don't shoot up any schools.

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>>35370858
Yes you must also breed your fellow slaves, all of them, from the cute demur kiki eager to please her elf masters but you even more to the sweaty ushi-oni gladiator excited to show you her new scars while you worship her abs

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>>35370616
Clumsy ninjas are for reenacting those evil lord doujins

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>>35370891
>Better stop posting fox girls entirely, between 2hu and boat sluts.
All good things require sacrifice

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>>35370697
You can deny it all you like, but MGs can inherently sense what turns you on.

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>>35370858
The pillows are lumpy, the snacks are health food crap and the gaming station has no internet or games

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>>35370798
>You don't see gensokyo getting discussed.
First day here?

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>>35371034
The girls aren't the setting itself. Don't be obtuse, gayboi

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>>35371027
Anon, are you sure you're even talking about the living conditions from being captured by Dark Elves? Sounds like you've been captured by those Wood Elf bitches and cunts from Athel Loren. Of course they'd force you to eat health food crap and they have no internet, video games or ANY technology because of those asshole trees aswell.

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>>35371069
And half of your post was whining about the girls of a setting.

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I want to see Kogasa lost in and embarrassed by all the lewd in MGE

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>>35371095
Gensokyo girls seem to be able to be discussed without bringing the wider setting into it. F/GO girls don't seem to be able to. What's hard to understand about that?

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>>35370616
>She doesn't say anything because the mask is actually an over-the-nose gag.

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>>35371133
I suppose.
Although whenever I post them personally I don't do that as unlike 2hu I know fuck all about Fateism.

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>>35370858
Fuck off

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>>35371026
Slanderous lies from dumb purple cats.

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>>35371200
No one's sitting here giving me paragraphs on bote lore, I've only ever seen it when some one goes out of their way to ask about abyssals.

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>>35371272
If you weren't weak to them you'd have nothing to fear.

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is it odd that im starting to have thoughts on the comfiest mongirl to die near? like, just up and accept that shit wont get better than comf with the waif

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>>35371321
Undead girls, obviously.

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>>35371334
more so as in the waifu whom cant be topped, who makes me realize life can only go downhill after a cuddle

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>>35371321
Please do not traumatize wife by up and suddenly dying.

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>>35371353
Wight. The more you fuck her the better she gets. That means that while the novelty of the first cuddle might wear off, categorically each cuddle after that is better than the last. Your life will eternally peak.

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How do I get that lizard girl I defeated to stop trying to make me marry her?
She's even offered to be my sex slave at this point.

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>>35371394
Sell her as a gladiator so she can fight and lose to someone else.

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>>35371411
Instructions unclear, joined gladiator ring and got a salamander wife.

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Ryus are asleep breed shirohebis

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>>35371430
Only if she uses lipstick so everyone knows I belong to her and her alone.

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>>35371394
Marry some one else and impregnate that other monstergirl. Sincerely tell her that it isn't her, it's you, she's pretty and any other man would be lucky to have her. You think of her as a friend or maybe even a little sister, but [X monstergirl] makes you feel like a man.

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>>35371454
>maybe even a little sister
Well that's one way to make her join the sabbath so she can be your little girl.

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>>35371276
Because Kancolle doesn't has an in-game story (i think) and Azur Lane didn't really go into details of their botes lore yet.
Even about abyssals I think it's just a speculation, that they are sunken botes. Or maybe confirmed because of how recent Abyssal girls are really similar to bote counterparts? Been a while i last played with it. So i'm really behind with new botes and abyssals.

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>>35371496
>Azur Lane didn't really go into details of their botes lore yet
They have been in the recent string of ingame events. Edgyprise (Code G) is why everything is so fucked up

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>>35371503
Oh nice. Then maybe i start reading events from now on.

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>>35371522
fuck boats

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So if I buy a Lizard girl off the salve market, do I have to defeat her first or do I have to do that after I bought her?

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breed twins

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how do you deal with foxes that makes these kind of hand sign to you? is it some kind of secret fox gang sign?

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>>35371593
I would.

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>>35371706
Ask her grandma to do it too.

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Hey all, hope this finds you well! This is the companion piece to Tied : Human, and it's what makes the name actually make sense, told from the other brother's perspective this time and what he went through. I hope you guys enjoy it and as always, comments and criticisms are more than appreciated!

I uh, totally didn't draw heavy inspiration from this one picture as I was thinking about elf wights.
https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2021/06/24/tied-elf/
https://archiveofourown.org/works/32150869

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Remember when talking about lore didnt instantly fall in to /tg wank?
I miss those days

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I'm sure you do kitty
I'm sure you do

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>>35371785
(Does she have to yell this out every time?)

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>>35371835
If you want her to stop it, you'd better fuck her silly.

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>>35371781
Be the change you want to be
wanna talk lore, try it. It might be a dice roll wether people here at the time give a shit, but as long as it feels reasonable for monstergirls it would be fine

Good lore talks
>Talking about how helltaker demon horns grey with age, so you can make fun of how old some of them are
>MGE "plot" given the FM and the other book
>Stuff you can make a green/story out of
>"And then they fuck" no seriously, even without MGE it appeals to people you could make the most amazing land of dragons and demons and gods, but people here want to fuck, so being able to fuck the girls goes a long way

Bad lore talking
>human counter-offencives
>"extintion theory" granted we dont really talk that one here but still
>Hyper fixating on crabman's fuckery or the "retcons" of the early translations
>Monsterboys, justifeid or not, no one wants to hear about it at any depth
>grimshit for grimshit's sake
>headcanon jousting

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Yubi Yubi!

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>>35371915
>furshit

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>>35371884
>And then they fuck
"Can you fuck it?" would of been a better phrase
Also I would add homosexuality to the Bad list as no one wants to talk about gays, and if theres lesbians theres no need for YOU or human dave

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>>35371930
It looks perfectly normal.

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>>35371764
Thanks and good job, man. In fact, this reminded me I'm yet to read the first part; didn't have time back at the moment. It stared at me reproachfully from the bookmarks list until dozens of new flooded it. It must wait no more.

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>Get in loser so I can slime you!

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Imagine a poker match with a mad hatter

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>>35372127
Strip poker?

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>>35372116
S'aight

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Consider an alp as a possible gf.

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Vulture's translation of Mirado Potatoes was neat, I'd totally give a warehouse full of them as a dowry to my Irish Oni waifu.

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>>35372216
Maybe a stage 3 Alp.

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>>35372086
Well, I hope you enjoy them both! Not exactly written as a couplet per se, but probably better if the details from the first are fresher.

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>>35372296
Just be careful not to embarrass her.

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>>35372566
What pet names would fighting monsters have for their first weapons? I'm talking Salamanders, Lizardgirls, P'Orcs, H'Orcs and Hinezumis.

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>>35370520
Report.

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>>35372406
>not wanting an oblivious alp roommate to bully sexually

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>>35372650
Open Fly, because that's what it does.

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I wanna inhale salamander breath every minute of every day

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>>35372858
>she doesn't even realize her body has already recognized you as her husband and is changing to match you tastes
Prime bully material.

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>>35373023
As amphibians, Salamanders breathe through their skin!

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>>35373178
MGE salamanders aren't amphibians though. They're reptiles

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DOLLBROS RISE UP!

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>>35373232
They're not dolls they're McFarlane Limited Edition Action Figures.

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>>35373200
Not gonna stop me from calling her one.

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>>35373232

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>>35373232
Dollfags exist? I lost track beneath all the dragon, succubi, and elf fuckers

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>>35373294
>elf fuckers
Seriously who would stoop that low?

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>>35373332
Isekainiggers

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>>35373332
If it's a Dark Elf, then me.

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>>35371764
Very nice story, dere elf a cute

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>>35373232
>>35373269
Best doll since inception

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What a trustworthy looking dark elf pirest.

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>>35373544
too many moles

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>>35373511
Glad you enjoyed it! I was trying to go the haughty rout, but I ended up just writing cute.

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>>35370559
Haha imagine if this angered her and she grabbed your dick with her tail and spent the rest of the day dragging you around as (You) came nonstop from that ahahaha.

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>>35373638
Moles are optimal for dark skinned girls.

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>>35370798
I don’t see the problem

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>>35371503
What happened at Code G? Some Nier Replicant/Automata shit to justify their existence?

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>>35371803
Are you trying to start something?

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>>35373638
I've never understood the appeal of moles.

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>>35373950
i mean "beauty mark" on either side near the eye is pretty common for mature or seducing archetypes
but having them all other the place..

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>>35373950
I find it funny if it’s in an embarassing place like a breast or asscheek. And then you point it out and she blushes.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine having an actual plant as your waifu

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god I just want to be completely mindbroken by a mino

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>>35374212
and a gey one at that, patheic

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>>35374235
ye, why bother with this when a slime wife can do all of that and more

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>>35374234
If I had a Mino wife, I'd want to be gentle dommed by her

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>>35374334
this is the only slime i would bang cause it is very unusual for slimes to have these curves by default

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>>35374346
I'd want one to use me as her sexsalve desu

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>>35374388
Too bad, you're going to be her cuddle and life-share slave instead.
Sexual needs to be fulfilled on request within a reasonable time.

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How do I summon hakutaku, the forbidden one?

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>>35374416
You place the words "Senseis" "are" "for" "creampies" face up in attack position on her desk.

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>>35374436
is there a more special way to do so?

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>>35374416
u jus type wit bad grammar n spelings n then she'll com yell at u

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>>35374416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7hYEijfFF8

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>>35374436
>>35374520
>>35374537
instructions unclear, wore a dunce cap and sat in the corner, did not get laid, all I got was becoming friends with the devil bug in the wall

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I grabbed soldering stick by it's core like a fucking retard, and now my 2 fingers are badly burnt.
Which mamono should dumbfuck me marry to prevent this from happening again? Fire golem?

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>>35374646
amazonmen shouldn't work, they should be in the house where they make me a sandwhich

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>>35374646
i'm a professional(tm) and have done this about a dozen times over the years

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why are older monsters so much sexier than their younger counterparts

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>>35374754
But they aren't, though.

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>>35374754
Because they are weak to relatively young men

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>>35374837
thats a hag

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>>35374646

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>>35374646
Slime or water elemental.

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>>35374935
I wanna jump in with that melting lava golem and fucking die

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>>35374857
I am also very weak to them as well, how can I fix this weakness of mine?

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>>35374706
Yeah I'm an electronics engineer myself.
>>35374688
No, YOU make me a sandwich, woman.

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Is there anything more endearing and adorable than the loyalty and innocence of a pure little Kobold to her master?

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>>35374863
You have a single fact to back that up?

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>>35374966
Petite mort is what you get

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>>35375056
undead=hag

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why should I consider undead?

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>>35374754
Because you have mommy issues.

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List monsters that have stink breath you'd wanna huff

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ˢᵐᵒˡ

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>>35375261
>wurm
>jabberwock
>lilim
>your mama
>succ

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>>35375073
Wrong, they can have children meaning there's actually young undead girls.

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>>35375316
but you can't tellt the difference between a true loli undead and a lolibaba undead

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>>35375233
no, i don't

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>>35375316
>>35375335
Having a daughter with your lolibaba wight wife only for her to quickly outgrow her and tease her for being so small.

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I want to explore an old world factory and identifying the varying classes and models of automatons!

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>>35375352
The daughter grows up into a tall, busty woman and the wife claims it's the genes from your side of the family.

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>>35375358
I would be down with that, but knowing me, I would spank one, and we will know what happens next

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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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>>35375411
She doesn't look so bad. She's smiling!

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Big booty dominatrix cheshire

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>>35375352
>lolibaba vampire wife
>her firstborn dhampir grows to be way taller than her.
CUTE

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>>35371781
the only reason it's like that currently is becayse we haven't had any content in half a year.

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>>35375358
>anon is exploring an ancient factory full of inactive automatons
>makes his way to what seems to be a control hub
>while trying to dust off a display screen he accidentally restores power to the facility
>from all around him he hears a variety of different boot up sequences from the different models of automatons
>the factory goes quiet once more as the last of them finish starting up
>then just a moment later he hears "scanning for males... one target located" declared in unison

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>>35375564
vultures translations are a thing

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>>35375064
What's it like living with a lava golem?

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>>35374212
>>35374235
yeah, imagine that

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>>35375582
There's that.
There's accidentally triggering one last run of a heavy assault model 'wunder weapon' that was produced at the end of some ancient war.

Those factories are dangerous.

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>>35375582
hope you spec'd into stealth anon

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>>35375582
>>35375646
why does the fear make it hotter?

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>>35375589
Those are much appreciated, but as he's closing in on the last few untranslated sections there is less and less new stuff to connect it to and discuss. Besides, when I've tried to discuss it before people don't seem interested.

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>>35375564
We've had Side 3 translations flowing in at a steady rate. We've gotten a detailed look at the history, technology, culture, and society of a diverse region of the MGE world.

We know airships, Gauss cannons, and ironclad naval vessels exist, with the latter extending even to massive sizes. We also know about love hotels and karaoke clubs.

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How many jubjubs are you man enough to handle on your own?

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>>35375687
Are you saying you want to be forced to cling onto a BEEG retired war model automaton in full PROTECT mode?

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>>35375547
>vampire gathering gets on the subject of dhampirs bullying them
>most of them have stories involving broken doors and demon silver sword
>tiny vampire complains how her daughter crouches down to talk to her or just picks her up in a hug to carry around

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>>35375470
Sharp-toothed smiles should never be trusted.

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>>35375721
>not having a large jubjub breeding wall in your mansion "dungeon".

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>>35375582
could be worse could have activated the factory's master AI

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Reminder that everybody needs a friend. If you're getting a monster wife, why not get a second one while you're at it?

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>>35375687
Because nothing is more erotic than a large, well equipped girl who is emanating a target lock sound.

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>>35375748
>Breeding wall
Sir, that's a shoggoth disguised jubjubs stuck in a wall

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>>35375716
Smol milk

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>>35375748
You can’t make a wall of jubjubs, they are too slippery to keep in place, now a jubjub pit that’s another story

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>>35375784
A shog ass wall is pretty good as well.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how often a unicorn’s transformation into a bicorn is the unicorn’s idea

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>>35370758
More like the cat comes with the snake

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>>35375775
I am weak to dark sclera.

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>>35370758
*More like the snake comes with the cat

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>>35375810
I can never decide which monster pit to fall into but it's probably dark slime, barometz or bunyip

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>>35370798
I'm not really into touhou but I don't mind when it's discussed here in limited amounts. What I would mind is some faggot posting Touhou characters killing and eating people which is what the fgo poster was doing yesterday

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>>35375775
I'd be open to having two wives, but two wives also means twice the amount of daughters I'll be raising. I don't know if my house if big enough for that many daughters, may have to move to a bigger one.

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>>35375582
>Anon thinks it's going to be cute 2B-Esque waifus
>Until the ground shakes as combat/Breeding unit 041 marches toward him

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>>35375917
Variety is the spice of life, put them all in and watch the bunyips spill spaghetti from being forced to be near a bunch of people

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>>35375582
Fake out the automatons by saying you aren't single, you're just married to a ghost and she's just not solid enough for a ceremony or for the sensors to pick it up yet.

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>>35372650
>edgy dhampir calling her sword 'Terminus Est'
>pouts when mom tells her that was the name she gave her first sword too

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>>35375938
Consider moving to a demon realm orchard. The property should be big enough for them to run around all day without getting bored.

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>>35376064
>tfw you have to sit through dinner table arguments between your dhampir friend and her mother whenever you get invited over

[Anonymous No.]

>>35375582
Fuck, this is the venus fertility/heavy combat factory ain't it, may eros make my balls nice and strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>35375582
I'll curl up in a dark corner somewhere. They'll stop trying to rape me if their visual scanners can't identify my outline as a human male.

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>>35376128
>they constantly try to rope you into their arguments
>you just want to eat your steak

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>>35370858
the catch is that sometimes you are used as a sacrifice to khaine rather than a slave, although for sacrifices they aren't picky many times they'll kidnap other druchii to sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35376185
They're automatons anon, they probably have night vision. Now stop hiding and have sex with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35376128
>>35376200
>dad is just happy SOMEBODY at the table is enjoying his food

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>>35373009
>Open Fly
A short dirk for your Lizardgirl rogue. Interestingly, you've only seen her use it on the blacksmith's apprentice.

>>35376064
>>35376128
>>35376200
Drawing upon wells of diplomacy you didn't know you had, you persuade her to call it "Terminus Est: Requiem".

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>>35375582
robot army, tiem to rule the world

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>>35376128
>from the sound of it they're practically exactly alike
>this only makes them argue more

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>>35376223
But they're ancient, night vision wouldn't have been invented back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35375335
It should be rather easy to tell them apart.

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>>35376304
>they had the tech to make robots with IA but not night vision

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>>35376304
Anon, we are from an ancient civilization that had the knowledge to sentient life from machines. If you think that the creators wouldn't be able to invent night vision and install it into all of the units you are stupid and need that stupidity fucked out of you.

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>>35376338
>IA

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Consider Redcaps! They're very friendly!

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>>35371200
>"That silly ol' shrine maiden? I can do that."
She can't see very well without her glasses though.

[Anonymous No.]

How do Kobolds interact with regular dogs?

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>>35376360
>we
oh god oh fuck

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>>35376328
how?

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>>35376064
They're Gene Wolfe fans?

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>>35375582
I yell, I just want to hug, and I am still a virign

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>>35376240
>Drawing upon wells of diplomacy you didn't know you had, you persuade her to call it "Terminus Est: Requiem".
its great and all right until she starts proudly proclaiming to literally everyone how you named her sword

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>>35376414
Terminus Est: Requiem is still pretty childish compared to my Wind-in-the-Willows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35376371
They do look really cute. Would be nice if they were a bit taller, I'd rather have them talk to me face to face instead of face to crotch.

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>>35375730
>daughter isn't even trying to bully she just genuinely loves her mommy
>mom doesn't actually mind she just needs something to whinge about at the vampire meetings so doesn't feel left out
I love this

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>>35375335
This applies to living lolis and lolibabas as well.

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>>35376371
Dont they kill people to make their hats red?

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>>35376362
I think he's referring to robots with Incredible Ass... must be a technical term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35376400
I imagine mamano would like that series except the fact that Severian is a bit of a manwhore

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>>35376489
now I would give up without resistance to such robutts

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>>35376427
Wait until she gets a gun and names it 'Et in Arcadia ego'

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>>35376465
>Their demonic energy becomes more thick, gooey, and red in proportion to their desires and urges, and it is their liquefied demonic energy which also drips from their weapon. Actually, their caps are white to begin with and become stained red when this spirit energy soaks in. In other words, the more their desires and urges build up from being unable to vent them by having sex with a man, the deeper the red color of their cap will be, and their ferocity increases in proportion to it.

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>>35376432
>not wanting to have a standing conversation with a whitened redcap, only for her hat to slowly turn red as she inches closer to your dick until she goes full red and starts giving you give you a violent standing blowjob

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>>35376387
Pretty well.

>>35376414
That lad will then have two options:
Either he admits embarrassment, like a common peasant, and be forever shamed as a chuuni
Or he feints arrogance and falsifies a long and noble tradition of vampiric heraldry.
In the latter case, he sparks a strange trend in Undead nobility for the next century. The Heartpiercer rapiers of the Cainite vampires clash against the Non Nobis broadswords of the Sylvanian Wights.

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>>35376545
Hmm
yeah
not buying it anon

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>>35375582
try the jedi mind trick

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>>35376371
Gonna slip holstaur milk into her food until that shorty gets massive milkers.

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>>35376371
nah, like gals who tower over me

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>>35376504
More like a rapist lying through his teeth that all the women wanted him.

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>>35375582
I'll tell them that they need to solve a captcha before they can get access to my dick.

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>>35376627
Maybe, I haven't finished it yet so no spoilers

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>>35376597
a-anon their machines

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>>35376642
>at this moment several trillion wafer thin lines in her brain process this in a quadrillionth of a second
>"rape anon" flashes all over her processor as she advances

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>>35376554
Marshmallow animals are just a ripoff of Sukusuku Hakutaku.

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>>35376642
Automaton daughters are very curious about tractors, traffic lights, mountains, and bicycles. Too bad they have trouble telling a bicycle apart from a motorcycle.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hello Lecher-kun! Welcome to McMamono's! Can I take your order please?
"Uhhhhhhh, I'll get uhhhh 2 jubjubs, and uhhhh petite dormouse on the side."
"Make sure the jubjubs are thicc"
>Would you like anything to drink with that?
"Uhhhhh, I'll get a large cunny juice, lite on the ice"
>Okay, so I got 2 thicc jubjubs, a petite dormouse, and a large cunny juice, lite ice
"That's correct."
>If everything's correct on your screen, the total will be $1.99 and your hand in marriage to these lovely ladies
>Pull around to the first window
"You too..."

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>>35376642
>implying that any of them will be able to even hear your trick over the deafening CLACKing sound from the hundreds of robo-heels marching on the metal floor towards you

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>>35375582
time to hack them all and make them stop

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>>35376618
She doesn't seem to happy about your little "prank" anon.

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>>35375582
I 'm just gotta sit down and say I am too young to die

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>>35376802
>Keeps getting stuck while hiding in crawlspaces
>Heavy presets tire her out when she's trying to chase you
>Off balance when swinging her cleaver
At least have courtesy to stuff her properly once you've had your fun.

Otherwise, get ready for a punishment once she learns about paizuri.

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>>35376763
>automaton factory becomes operational again
>except it's anon knocking up his impromptu wives and sending his daughters out into the world
And like that a new monster population is born

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>>35376979
If this is what it takes to be considered the father of machines, then I will gladly bear the burden

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>>35370372
You a foxfucker?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the are the signs that an ancient evil is nearby?

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>>35377158
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2-Nonenal

[Anonymous No.]

remember monster intelligence in inversely correlated with their thickness, usually that is.

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>>35377158
>I am the "who" in the call "who's there?"
>I am the wind blowing through your hair
>I am the shadow on the Moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright

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>>35376726
She'll teach you all about danmaku.

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>>35377334
My love for thick nerds says otherwise.

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>>35377493
hence the usually

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>>35377422
ancient evil skeleton with a penchant for drama

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>>35377265
gonna enter an ancient evil's cave and say it smells like old in her

[Anonymous No.]

Hugs > fugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35377095
No. Stop asking.

[Anonymous No.]

i haven't jerked off for three days straight

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>>35377726
You can have both in lotus position.

[Anonymous No.]

I want the angelic number

[Anonymous No.]

comeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35377726
kisses are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>35377766
This man speaks the words of God!

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>>35377766
Always looked like it would hurt your legs to do that with a bigger girl, but it would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35365545
1000 years in MS Paint.

[Anonymous No.]

what is the best sex position for having sex with a big girl?
and>>35378056
nice

[Anonymous No.]

I completely trust angels and I will lower my guard when I am with them. They are good girls and wouldn't try anything without my consent.

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>>35378089

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>>35378056
You tried.

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>>35378089
I agree

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>>35378124
I can be your angle... or yuor devil

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>>35378089
i want this and the other image as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378139
I want a wheelbarrow ride from Rin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378076
Amazon position

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>>35378089
Don't trust the angels. As soon as one of them gets close to you, another will swoop in and join her, eventually leaving you in a pile of feathers and angel flesh pressing on every inch of your body. Is that really what you want?

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>>35370372
She's a big fat phony

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>>35378124
>>35378158
Angels with multiple wings need to be trusted and held close. Cuddles with them are amazing.
>>35378222
Yes.

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>>35378222
yes, make sure she is nice and big

[Anonymous No.]

Beep the sheep. Make her bleep.

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>>35378222
>t.demon

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>>35378236
don't spite selkies anon

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>>35378236
>>35378311
Selkie be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qeY7dmrsR8

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>>35378222
I've always wanted to be level drained and used as a daki for a big angel, but being the communal daki to a bunch of small or regular-sized angels would also be okay.

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>>35378289
>beep a sheep
>she bleeps instead of bleats
>before you can react, the disguised automaton has you pinned
>she boops

[Anonymous No.]

I got a joke for you. How many automata does it take to cheer up a blue ovaried succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378409
Depends on how charismatic the automaton is in convincing a man to marry her

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>>35378222
Would an angel expect me to convert to whatever religion serves their God? Have they made peace with demons or would I be expected to go against them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378409
How many?

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>>35378446
Uncharismatic one says "there's a hot single in your area" and gets told to fuck off.

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>>35378089
>Guardian angel goes yandere
>Says it's a sin for other girls to even look at you, and locks you away in a part of heaven where she can protect you from being "corrupted"

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>>35378491
as along as I can shitpost and draw, I am happy

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>>35378056
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378482
>"according to my calculations you would be upwards of 2000% happier with this succubus whom I assure you is a complete stranger, than with no one at all"
>what?
>succs buried her face in her hands

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>>35378458
>Would an angel expect me to convert to whatever religion serves their God?
Yes.
>Have they made peace with demons or would I be expected to go against them?
There are some gods and angels that are neutral with demons, but all the closet perv angels are from the gods that only want to purge and purify.

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>>35378544
thats my teacher, ms succ?

[Anonymous No.]

what is better, an angel or a demon?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine geting to the demon lord only to ask her what she would do for a klondike bar?

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>>35378222
I'll truss all the angels I wish.

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>>35373232
Doll(Adult)

[Anonymous No.]

Had a story idea where female friend to anon is trying to expose anon's girlfriend as a succubus, only for her to be turned into one and share anon
also she didnt actually belive she was a demon

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>>35378222
Sounds like you are insulting angels

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>>35370372
Succs in suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378690
fuck angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378634
I like angels better because I prefer fluffy feathered wings and the holy aesthetic over bat wings and the dark aesthetic, but both have their charms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378716

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>>35378690
Not an insult, merely stating the fact that angels are untrustworthy and have just as much uncontrollable lust as the demons they hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378745
no angel will make me nut

[Anonymous No.]

I got banned from the adventurers’ guild for taking low level heroes into high level zones, leaving them for bait as add distractions, even though I never strictly promised to power level them and just asked them to follow me. Is there a demon or tanuki lawyer that would take my case or should I just give up and join the monster girl adventurers’ guild even though I’m not a monster

[Anonymous No.]

which monster would be the best molester and would be able to make you a slave to them by just molesting you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378772
strike a deal with the monster girl adventurers’ guild to send them free hubbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378774
Flayer brain molesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378774
Tentacles, Kraken, Scylla, Nightgaunt and Succubus are probably the best for that.

Making a slave out of you would depend on how dominant they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378884
how could the succ be that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378774
Isn't that what tentacles are known for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378459
OVERFLOW ERROR

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378774
Mindbreak by molesting is nice, but I would rather be mindbroken from deep kisses and aphrodisiac saliva.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378774
Manticore, Dark Elf, Vamp Mosquito, Mindflayer, Yeti, Gazer, and unironically Greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378774
Rats because they always move around in huge groups

[Anonymous No.]

I had a stupid idea
A manist amazon with trying to convince her tribe

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378634
Angels are shit, devil dogs is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378989
>spoiler
how could they molest you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35377095
Yes, keep asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379028
You'll know when it happens and you'll be surprised.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379028
Pounce on you from above, use their horny scent antennae to get you hard, then fuck the brains out of you in the cocoon for months on end, until you emerge an ahegaoing mess with your new dommy mommy papillon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378774
eros priestesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379000
imagine getting raped y rats, couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378917
Succubi are versatile and can fit many roles as long as it's sexy. Besides, a literal sex demon can be expected to know how to molest a man.

[Anonymous No.]

Being drained via a kiss would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379214
BRO NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379262
that aint a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379214
The best thing would be that smug look on her face that you cab only faintly glimpse past your kiss-drunk haze. That look of total satisfaction of having easily and completely dominated you with such a simple act.
And at the same time, it is a look of deep affection. You know how much she loves, and she is happy to see that you love her back.

Also, looking in a mirror later and seeing all the kiss marks would be something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379293
I dunno, my big, doggo body guards insist its a traditional kiss between a master and his hounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379293
I-It's totally how animalistic monster girls kiss, anon. Specifically in that region at that.
A-Also it's a common costume the male has to spurt out some semen in response. In Rome as the romans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379312
then a kiss is a blowjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379214
yup, just think of the pleausre it would take to do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379344
costume? I gotta wear something as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379379
custom*

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

So what if a woman is dating a man and suddenly a monster girl shows interest in him so she decided to cosplay as a monster girl to get his attention back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379421
is it me or is her face flat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379010
I prefer Eros missionaries converting an Amazon village. The end result is that they're still as dominant as before and their men still do housework, except now Amazons are much more openly affectionate towards their husbands, which the missionaries consider good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379350
No, a blow job would take place in bed with her kneeling down.
This is completely different.`

[Anonymous No.]

>>35377731
>>35379069
The duality of man.

[Anonymous No.]

Tap dancing fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379458
so I can kiss her lower lips as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379435
No reason to deal with cosplay shit if you can turn into an actual monster and enjoy all the benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379435
>suddenly a monster girl shows interest in him
Won't happen unless the dude is a born haremfag, or this is an elaborate ploy to get the girl to monsterize.

Assuming the girl actually does love him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379471
look at her go...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379475
Only if she is your master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379475
You got a kiss to the lower head, it's only fair she gets a kiss to the lower lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379513
she did buy me from the auctions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370783
porforever's girls are so cute, and I shouldn't feel erotic feelings about them, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379471
Eat your heart out, Kokoro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379551
Then yes you may

[Anonymous No.]

how fucked are you when you get a weird boner out of nowhere around monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379655
pretty fucked
depends on how many of them there are

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379655
I'm afraid your balls would get emptied

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379655
They pretend to not notice because they don't want a poor guy to get embarassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379674
>>35379686
>>35379705
doesn't help that I haven't jerked off in a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379655
>sultry bombshell demon notices

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379734
You are going to lose to succubus thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379760
not if I run

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still love your wife if she turned out to just be a human mutant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379752
I wouldn't even be able to speak and even put up a fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379812
so sterile most likely?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379812
Druella says I should

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379832
Now you got a date, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379846
She's likely not sterile.

>>35379853
Would you monsterize her afterward, or let her keep her weak shapeshifting powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379781
Now that’s a thick dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379864
I would end up just end up nodding with my mouth open in awe to anything she said

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378675
See this? this one right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378675
do they make thiccer dolls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35373232
>>35378675
Do you guys find pinch points appealing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380055
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380055
Yes that's part of the appeal of dolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378675
I am now considering dolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35378675
she's a real doll, ain't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380025
Feeling like prey that is about to be devoured is completly normal when it comes to mamono dates. Either way there are plenty of demons that like boys like that. I bet she has a lot of plans for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379262
I still can't believe I am taller than her. Tiny baby Barghest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380201
Jesus Christ are you a Nephilim anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380201
she scales in size for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380200
>Prey

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380201
She can grow even bigger, but damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380254
That's how it should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380254
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380254
>fox and dark mage as well
well I ain't winning any time soon, I am already slave

[Anonymous No.]

What are the traditional foods of your favorite monster girl?

Who do you think wold be the best cook?

I think slimes would be great in the kitchen. Not only can they do multiple things at once but they wold be the ideal taste testers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380301
Raw meat, cooked steak, and some wine
I would be the better cook by default due to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380298
She's a rabbit, actually. Although her design is shamelessly taken from Nine the Phantom, I believe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379600
I had a dream about hata no Kokoro

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380351
even better cause rabbits are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380301
My waifu is a fantastic chef, due to her painstaking self-study (and some night classes).

But she almost exclusively eats my spirit energy. Her species probably used to eat well...you know...

She's such a tease. So much so that I sometimes don't know if she's kidding. It's not like I haven't thought about it. And she knows the teasing seriously turns me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35373684
She might have to carry you around too. Haha imagine if she essentially gave you a nursing tailjob while carrying you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380414
>>35373684
>t.manticore addicts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380233
Maybe. It would explain why my great grandfather looked like a wight.
>>35380238
>>35380275
While it would be impressive being really hot to find and date a girl taller than me, it would probably be easier for me to just find a spell to make me a bit smaller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380301
Omnivore, but prefers vegetables.
I'm good at cooking so i don't really know, who would be good it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380448
*as well as being
I need to wait for my fingers to catch up with my thoughts, but I guess that's what fantasizing does to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380344
Hellhound? Amazon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380414
I want to be stuck between a BEEG lilim's lewd body suit and her body. I want to be her portable mana provider. I will embrace the mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380490
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380301
Her body mostly takes in energy from nature around her, but for actual food I think it would be stuff like fruit and berries. She can eat meat, but I don't think members of her species usually have the heart to kill an animal for food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380501
I rather be her trophy boytoy

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380546
I mean you are in that scenario. She just likes to carry you around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380448
>It would explain why my great grandfather looked like a wight.
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380501
Uhhh, wrong reply?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380301
Small game, fruits and vegetables, and Japanese style dishes. I would be the better cook with me having hands, but she would know all the good recipes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380605
Nah. Just imagine that with a manticore. Probably works even better because of her tail. Because then you don't need to be facing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

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>>35380344
>Raw meat
Nothing wrong with steak tartare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35373232
Dolls requesting your semen as lubricant for their joints! Don't judge my fetishes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380638
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380647
for her, I never ate something like that before

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372
Impregnate onis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

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>>35380595
He had ridiculously pale skin that never tanned even though he spent most of the day outside, and really bright blue eyes kind of like how some wights or ghosts are depicted. He also had naturally white hair, which I didn't believe until I saw his childhood photos. I only saw him twice before he died, but he was about as tall as I am right now so it felt like talking to a giant.
>>35380301
Traditional foods are just human dishes with some additional demon realm ingredients, so probably a lot of pies and soups. Considering how shoggoth slime can be transformed into every tool needed to cook food, she's probably the best because she can control every element throughout the cooking process.>>35380595
He had ridiculously pale skin that never tanned even though he spent most of the day outside, and really bright blue eyes kind of like how some wights or ghosts are depicted. He also had naturally white hair, which I didn't believe until I saw his childhood photos. I only saw him twice before he died, but he was about as tall as I am right now so it felt like talking to a giant.
>>35380301
Traditional foods are just human dishes with some additional demon realm ingredients, so probably a lot of pies and soups. Considering how shoggoth slime can be transformed into every tool needed to cook food, she's probably the best because she can control every element throughout the cooking process.

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>>35380947
Captcha broke so I copy pasted it into a new reply, looks like I did it twice. Oh well.

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[Anonymous No.]

Roll two monsters
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
Both of the monster girls you rolled are attempting to seduce you into being their husband, and aren't open to sharing with the other girl. What sort of techniques do you expect each monster to employ, and which one would win your heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>Manticore
>Cancer
Doesn't matter, the little crab with her snippers and sleeves has already won me over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>Weresheep
A lot of contact to try and rub her sleep magic on me and sleepy, soothing talk. If she's recently shaved, she might try to jump on me and win me over by force.
>Cupid
A lot of monotone yet sweet flirting with some arrow pokes to reinforce her points and keep me awake whenever the sleep magic starts to take hold. She probably wins because I can't resist the delicious brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>whitehorn
>wendigo
fuck, this is gonna be a tough decision but wendi wins can't get into centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>Pharaoh
>Angel
Pharaoh god voice saying "By order of the Pharaoh, you will marry me!" and angel god voice saying "You will marry me, the gods demand it!" I marry the one who isn't out of breath when the shouting contest is over, which will probably be pharaoh considering she doesn't need to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380301
meat
I'm probably the better cook since I know more than grilled meat and raw meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381168
You underestimate the angel, a lot of them can talk even when they don't have faces. The shouting match will never end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
Breaking somebody's heart sounds absolutely awful, I don't know how normalfags do it so casually. It kinda makes me glad that I'm a loser that nobody wants so I never end up hurting anybody.

[Anonymous No.]

such horsepower

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>Demon
>Devil
Huh, that's a funny pair. I guess the demon would be more subtle at first compared to the devil going all out, and the demon would go for contract shenanigans to snag me away later... but loli isn't my thing, though. Demons are pretty high tier for me also so it's a pretty easy pick between the two. It would be funny seeing the devil seethe at someone that's just taller and curvier than her on a superficial level getting much better results with her flirting, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381234
I like imagining a Demon and Devil sister duo. It just works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381249
It's a solid combo for sure. Devil lolibaba is good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381234
No laptop, no phone, very little paperwork. What kind office is this? No wonder nothing gets never done in this country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381202
>It kinda makes me glad that I'm a loser that nobody wants so I never end up hurting anybody.
Same here. That's a decision I wouldn't want to make.
Especially if it turns out I chose wrong and I upset the person I rejected for nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381202
One of the many reasons I don't want monstergirls to come here, and instead want us to go there. Normalfags are the worst, and I don't want a single monstergirls heart broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381429
Cute oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381324
What's the grey thing in between the human and horse body

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381530
There is no horse body. Looks the suit is filled with potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381530
looks like a zipper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380570
Oh man, she's got pretty mouth.

I have the overwhelming urge to stick my fingers in there, to deeply inhale her mouth's smell, to aggressively make-out with her, and to plunge my dick down her throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372
Seals!

[Anonymous No.]

>The joy of hearing the slurping and noises as your monsterfu worships your dick with her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Just reread some of the first Monster Musume issues and I am curious how monster girls would react to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>The joy of hearing the slurping and gagging noises as your monsterfu worships your dick with her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380624
But I do want to be facing her. I want to motorboat her tits while staring into her eyes as she tails me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380446
I can stop anytime I want. Problem is shortly after, if I don't get my fix the shakes, chills, and nervousness comes in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>Ochimusha
>Redcap
lot of fighting to be had and i cant really say no to either

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381782
uhh.. anon, that ain't good

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>Ice Queen
>Ochimusha
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

about how tall is a shota? doing a sketch of the new F/GO wafiu forcing one to eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381720
Pretty sure MonMusu girls are total sluts that don't care for marriage, only dick.
So MGE girls would probably be outraged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381802
Yeah. I just hope she doesn't start teasing me while I got them or lording it over me, even in a joking manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381823
Same as loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381823
Standing crotch height, see >>35381841

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>High Orc
>Automaton
I defeat the High Orc to make her be submissive to me and authorize myself on the Automaton so she obeys me, then tell them both that they are now sharing me and that's final. No broken hearts this way, and I get two lovely wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381823
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381913
the big one

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381928
Oh. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>Two Atlach-Nachas
what the fuck have you given me, RNG?
there is no 'techniques' or 'seduction' here. It's just spidery venom-bitey tsundere sadism on both sides as I try to flee for the surface.
let's try that again
>Jabberwock vs Dormouse
not even a contest, really. I don't normally consider Jabberwock a favorite because the wonderlanders are a little bit 'too much' for me in general, but she's far, far ahead of sleeplolirodent in my preferences.
Big lewd-lovey dragon is the winner, no contest

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>>35372650
>Find salamander waifu's old stash of baby photos and toys
>Find a child-sized sword with the words 'THE LEGENDARY BLADE BLAZE EDGE' crudely carved into the handle
>She snatches it up as soon as she sees it and starts stammering out excuses about how she was 'such a lame kid'
>Unlike her current self with her super-cool sword 'Grimgash'

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381948
>Atlach-Nachas
Would they get angry at the other being tsun at you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381681
I like seals, for sure, but their gimmick is kind of awkward and they otherwise seem a little too vanilla to get much content, it's sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381948
The two nachos you rolled is actually just the one nacho arguing to herself about what insult to call you next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381957
that sally's a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381027
>Umi Osho
>Gremlin
I now have a basement I didn’t want, filled with scary machines, and an excited pervert, also a gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381985
just remember not to feed the gremlin past midnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381992
She'll ask for seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you fuck monsters with fat tails or are a disgusting tailet lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382134
I'm all about this big tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382134
I like large volume mofu. I guess I could handle a snek's fat tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382152
how thick is too thick for snake tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382214
We measure by tummy.
If her tail is thick but her tummy is flat, then you're fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382214
They never get too thick. At a certain point, they just get longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382152
Is it cause you do you tg yuri play like that one scene from reviewers but you're also a size queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382272
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382272
Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382294
give me big moo, I'll die a happy man

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382294
I want to suck the big moo's tiddies dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382134
Short tails need love too

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382310
no, they show that it is hard to get them pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382321
So you are saying they need more love

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382278
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1286966

[Anonymous No.]

Here's your party, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382352
What's the Fox do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382346
Yuri does nothing for me. Just gimme one thicc snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382355
Watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382352
where the fuck is my milk mage, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382355

Low-level freelancer with a lot of points invested into merchant skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382380
Here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382134
FAT tails are for loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382401
thank u

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382413
and fucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382440
think that goes without saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382294
I wish to give the big moo a home. She looks like she could use some TLC

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382306
>moo tiddies are so powerful that they fill up faster than you can drink them
>end up suckling on moo tiddy all day while she holds you tight

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry sir I made your Fox well-done I hope this won't be an issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382352
I'm gonna save money by just opting for just the salamander. Not interest in the fox. Someone else can hire her. Gonna use the money I saved to rent a luxurious wagon and travel through non-dangerous lands in the autumn. Then as the nights get colder, we'll be forced to cuddle closely to keep each other warm; to which one night, my erection will pique her interest, and we'll fuck as she won't be able to hold back her instincts any longer.

Much easier way of courting a salamander for a weakling like me who could never best her in battle.

>When she no longer asks for monetary compensation but instead asks for sexual compensation for her services
Then when she's pregnant, we travel back to my home. She becomes a loving mother, and we raise our mini-manders from the comfort of our own home

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382485
perfect, just the way I like 'em. fair skinned are boring, dark skinned, or more exotic colors gets me hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382352
Can I choose to only take the fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382474
I'd give her plenty of daughters to keep up with her production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382321
Good, that means cumming inside a loli salamander whose tail is still short is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382474
How are you not embarrassed saying these things?

[Anonymous No.]

Today, a fox tricked me into sticking my dick in a hole. Never again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382517
Not him, but anonymity really takes away 100% of the embarrassment facto.
Worse case scenario, other anons dog on you for a cringe post. You delete, un(You) your post, or exit the thread like nothing ever happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382517
Because I like tits, and I like drinking milk.
Therefore, I can comfortably say "god I want to suck on a big mino's tits"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382539
I warned you about foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382539
>t.man who got his dick stuck in a fox and had to go to the er

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382539
ah. an ant hole, I'd imagine

[Anonymous No.]

Meido Gear Solid 5: Phantom Stain

Revolver Ocelomeh and Kikimora Millah rescue BEEG Boss after she emerges from her 9-year coma. Together, they rebuild Mother Based along with a new Private Meido Force, the Quartz Kobolds in an attempt to defeat the shadowy waifu agency FOX And their army of Parasite Slime super-soldiers.

Can BEEG Boss and her loyal Meido companions wipe clean the Phantom Stain of Meido Sans Frontieres? Can they defeat the mysterious FOX units plan for global Mofu domination? And what of the rumors of a weapon to surpass Meido Gear?

Find out in Kenkuo Cross's tour-de-force, Meido Gear Solid V: The Phantom Stain

(Preorder today for limited-edition DLC, MGS: V: Ground Floor!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382545
Can you say it out loud?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382539
eh, i was tricked by one to go to up to the ancient evil that was sealed and eat her out

[Anonymous No.]

why do angels keep bothering me, I just like drawing the monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382542
>anonymity
About that, the research I'm doing is making me think that nearly every post you make on 4chan could be connected to your real life identity in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382590
Combat meidos need loving too!

[Anonymous No.]

Dare to say NO to slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382681
They're just worried about your eternal soul, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382708
drawing is a sin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382499
How about pure white

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382690
I'm going to shake that bottle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382734
that works, just not fairskinned, its a basic bitch skintone for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382730
Drawing monsters is a sin. Especially if you have a boner while doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35379660
>Pretty pleasant pale plump posh Jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382742
I just happens to get a boner while drawing them, totally unrelated. also would they like to been drawn as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35380368
Is she allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382684
>B-bossu...do you think love can bloom on the battlefield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382708
I love her cute painted nails

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382758
They certainly wouldn't be against being your personal model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382780
so I can draw them lewdly as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382777
I don't know why, but I really like black painted nails. Must be a carry over from my goth gf fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382793
Well, only if the pictures are just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382795
Yup, matching finger/toenail colors are nice, especially black.

I also love girls with flowing robes and bare feet, dunno why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382812
>Flowing robes and bare feet
I thought I was the only one. Ridiculously good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382590
>FOX makes use of a tongue parasite that make you unable to speak without wanting to kiss the girl you are talking to
>Goal is to 'bring the world together by destroying all languages other than the language of Love'
>Such a Lust for Frenching
>Only way to stop the parasite is to use the Wallachia, a parasite to the parasite that stops the parasite from reproducing, bit it has a terrible side effect
>It makes the human hosts extra fertile and unable to function without having children
>Due to the infiltration of enemy agents, entire staff of Meido Base's Quartz Kobolds has been infected
>Fortunately, BEEG Boss can always Fulton Extract more cute boys for her ever-growing army of horny Meidos
>Another day in Outer Heaven...

[Anonymous No.]

more pics like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382838
Yep, it's top-tier. Especially the sound they make on stone or hardwood floor. The slap of bare feet and shuffle of robes is awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382851
>Voluptuous purple snek mommy in a corset

God-tier taste, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382852
Weirdest part is that I'm not normally into feet in the slightest. It's just this combo that does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382539
Was it the mouth pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382863
I like it contextually, gives a feeling that the girl is comfortable but regal.

[Anonymous No.]

Big ghosts can molest you anywhere without anyone but you knowing it.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a stupid idea
>normal save the world isekai and all that jazz
>difference is that all your enemies are voluptuous mommies that just ooze sex appeal and gentleness
>also doesn't help that all of them are adept at seduction
how long would you last, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382891
I would love that and I would actively go look for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382907
Unless they throw Sabbath member at me, I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382907
Given that momsters fit so many of my fetishes, probably only a few minutes at most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382891
>molest you anywhere without anyone but you knowing it
This reminds me of a Kitsune-tsuki/Manticore hybrid idea I saw in a past thread, one who looks like a normal human girl to others and milks you with her spirit tailpussy that only she and you can see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382884
Yukari's tricks are many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382884
I don't know, anon. I just don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382947
>>35382907
>Each Mommy is bigger, more voluptuous, and more seductive than the last
>Each one spends the entire fight telling you how happy you'll be as her body-slave and plaything if you'll only give up and let her defeat you

Uhhhh bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382979
>"And that's how I wound up like this."

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382979
that makes me wonder what the final boss would look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383007
Icon of Fertility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383013
so a flat wall sprite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383018
Technical limitations, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382851

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382907
>mommies
>gentleness
>how long would you last, anon?
1CC EZ. Have a nice day, man child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383007
>It's all the previous bosses plus a smug curvy Demoness who needs a new throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383013
>em epar tsum uoy, emag eht niw ot

[Anonymous No.]

>>35381957

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383052
Cute sally shouldn't be ashamed of keeping a memorable keepsake

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382987
I would like to be owned like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383052
Did your mom give that to you? Didn't she have a REAL legendary sword she could give you?

Or at least something full sized, you little brat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35370372

[Anonymous No.]

>6 Signs Your MG Loves You

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383197
>You WONT BELIEVE number 4!

[Anonymous No.]

Angels are more holy to me than Zipangese Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382590
Featuring zombie unit in need of hugs “The Skulls”

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383142
and all you do is munch on donuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383197
Number 3: She won't let go of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383239
What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383197
number 15:burgerking pussy lettuce

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383253
you end up a fatty if do

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383264
Is that why the lettuce from Burger Queen is so damp and dilapidated? They shove it up their pussies for safekeeping before cooking? Do the Tsuraras', Ice Queens', and Yuki-Onnas' love juice taste like the Burger Queen secret sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383264
im literally eating a whooper right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383239
And cardio. Plenty of cardio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383310
that means almost no curves, ya need some muscle to get some curves

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383327
Goalposts.
Stop moving them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383305
Gotta bulk before you can get /fit/. I'm getting her 50 donuts asap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383349
make it burgers and it will be more muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383307
Maybe, but you didn't hear it from me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why gazers?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Gazer gf to help me relax and sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382300
>>35382306
>>35382460
Just so you know, the shortstack moo is right now crying in her room because no one chose her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon has Kikimora twin maids
>One is 6'6" an hourglass figure
>The other got into the whole Sabbath thing so she's 4'2" and flat as a board

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383347
All that goo makes her look like she had a dumb bitch gf incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383413
this cat is on the prowl and Imma give her a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383413
Fat
Cat
____

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383435
mats

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383413
YAME- YAMERO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383413
nothing a laser point can't fix

[Anonymous No.]

while we are on the subject of food
which mgs pussy juice would make the best egg white substitute to make whiskey sours ?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383489
Jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383398
Assumed the option to take them both was off the table. Otherwise, it's time to re-enact that one hentai with the mom/daughter breast shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

Office draph is ready to relieve your stress

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383522
but this is my house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383522
her horns look stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383552
hey man you can't talk about a girls horns like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383367
>eats donuts
>paps
>chiseled fit bod
>proceeds to unironically shitpost online about how protein doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>35371604
Defeat her regardless to indulge her for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383447
Horsebutt is cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383383
Mmmmm skinnytaurs

[Anonymous No.]

I'm literally tired of being horny, I barely want sex anymore
I just want to be held and loved
can monstergirls do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383667
>I'm literally tired of being horny, I barely want sex anymore
>I just want to be held and loved
>can monstergirls do this?
not really cause you know
they dont exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383667
no but they can fix your libido

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383667
Of course they can.

[Anonymous No.]

How would 4monsters /adv/ would be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35382907
While I do enjoy a big and voluptuous lady, I don't need them to be my mother. I make it to the end because I'd rather have a wife than a mother.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383872
I hate /adv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383413
Pspsps

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383872
/cgl/ is just a bunch of monsters trying to perfect their shapeshifting so they can blend in as a human and go into human-only stores and bars to flirt with men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383929
I popped in there for a bit for the first time and I see why

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383929
It's a bad board but it saved my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383966
they have to also know how we act

[Anonymous No.]

>>35383966
I thought it would be a bunch of spiders showing off all the cute outfits they weaved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384007
I like this idea better

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384049
Her ass has a confirmed kill

[Anonymous No.]

Is there some special forces/whatever group that helps men and monster girl get together when bot hare too shy to make the first step?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384049
I want to ring her bell

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384054
this pleases me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384066
It was so thick it choked a monster to death when it tried to swallow her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384061
they have cupid strike teams for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384061
An average Succubus would be more than enough for that if she was bored one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384007
I find it really sweet that Arachne propose to men by making clothes for them. Imagine how lewd they get when they take their husband's measurements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384061
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384007
i hope they force unwilling paladin-chan to dress up and walk the catwalk

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384007
think of all the magical girl outfits

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384182
>>35384210
I want to see an unwilling paladin-chan walk the catwalk in a magical girl outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384343
its thursday

[Anonymous No.]

Are greenworms capable of holding things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384368
It do be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384368
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384381
It be, and so it do.

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>>35384381
>>35384390
So she pincers things?

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kind of weird how greenworm got randomly popular.

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>>35384368
Capable of holding this dick.

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>>35384368

Someone did a slight redesign where she had hands. It looked really nice.

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>>35382214
There isn't

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It's hot

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>>35384398
>one anon works tirelessly to make threadly posts extolling the virtues of greenworms
>wow I wonder why this MG suddenly got popular
Are you new?

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>>35384408
Having a layer of insulating fat doesn't help you.

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>>35384408
It's going to get hotter

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>>35384417
this cheshire speaks the truth, this is why you cut in the summer

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>>35384408

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>>35384408
Make sure they have a way to cool down.

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>>35384398
Greenworm Anon posts are endearing. Still wouldn't want one myself, but I'd give her an apple and wish her luck finding a husband.
>>35384404
If it's the edit I'm thinking of, it looked cursed. Just give me a Wonderworm instead.

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>hey fucko,ya wanna go!?

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>>35384446
to a love hotel, ok

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>>35384439
>but I'd give her an apple
You basically just proposed to her

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>>35384439

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>>35384464
I'll look up the address of the nearest apple farmer and tell her to go there.

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>>35384455
>tch you think you can handle this?

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>>35384485
now seeing a wonderworm in esports
>>35384504
yup, I can

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>>35384504
braphog

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>>35384516
Wonderworms still don't have very impressive reaction times, so she wouldn't do well in most esports games. She might be a beast in Hearthstone though.

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>>35384408
Beat the heat with ice girls!

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whats you're favorite picture?

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>>35384564
Or just get beat

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>>35384594
>whats you're
I hear 'em, they are coming for you anon

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>>35384594

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>>35384615
The hacotacos?

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>>35384612
this is a mean onion

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>>35384625
yes, hope you like getting lectured

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>>35384626
Very

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>>35384594

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>>35384594
It's hard to pick just one, but this is definitely one of I'm favorite pictures.

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>I will save Master from those nasty monsters!

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>>35384594

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>>35384594

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Fuck onis.

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>>35384749
one of the first spells I'm learning is wind blade for obvious reasons

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>>35384594

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>>35384594
probably one of them apophis ones. or a really happy looking manticore

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>>35384594
I'd kill a lot of people to be the guy on this picture. Not any of you though you're cool.

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>>35384645
What happens if I put those fake open eye glasses when she bores me?

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>>35384500
That man is taken.

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>>35384688
Thanks combat maid, you're the best.

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>>35384843
It is a little known fact that all maids posses some sort of combat class along with their maid training.

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>>35384594
I love all pics with wife.

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>>35384800
a rude awakening via headbutt is what awaits you

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>>35384594

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>>35384803
There must be another farmer she can reach who's still single.

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How do I escape the wrath of an angry ocelomeh mom wielding la chancla

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>>35384928
there is no escape excerpt running faster than her. The only way to appease to her is to show that you got straight As in your classes and ask for forgiveness

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>>35384928
bitter chocolate

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>>35384928
submit and be spanked for calling the eldest ocelomeh a hag

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>>35370372

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>>35384986
>Ocelomeh spanking
I'm strangely intrigued.

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that tsundere maids can be quite nice.
Its not like that kiki maid is making your favorite lunch because she likes you or anything, she just figured you looked tired after work and could use some comfort food.

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>>35385047
I'm cutting tho and she ain't helpin

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>>35385058
Then she has some nice exercise regimes to help out.
She'll even join you.
Not because she wants you to see her in her workout clothes but because its better to work out with someone.

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>>35385037
they have a saying amongst those who live in the countryside, which translates to the more spanked he is, the more love he will for you

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>>35385073
true, but she likes to take my clothes with a very red face and I might not get that clothes back till two weeks later and they smell slightly weird

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>>35385112
Don't worry about the scent, its an anti-rape detergent

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>>35385121
I never heard of such a detergent, I have no reason to get raped, who would want me, I am just some guy who likes working out

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>>35385127
The ways of the meido are inscrutable but effective.
Just accept it and allow her to do her job.

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>>35384895
Stop looking at me like that dumb rubber slut

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>>35385140
Ok, but lately, I feel like I am being followed in my house and outside of it, I also bump into my maid quite a lot while I go out, I am starting to think something is going on

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What's the clientele at an MGC sports bar? I'm applying to be a waiter so a single mamono can sexually assault+marry me.

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what happens if I crash a noble only monster ball while clearly being a peasant farmer's son?

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>>35384594

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>>35371764
had a great time with it

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>>35385204
you don't need to worry about social status and all that. feel free to woo the maid in front of them anyway, though.

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>>35385245
>woo the maid
Lame. I'd start fucking her on top of the buffet table.

If you know what I mean. ;-)

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>>35385245
I'd just start stripping and moving sensually while keeping eye contact with the oldest one that is still single

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>>35384564
Far too lewd

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>>35384928
Oh no! She's about to use her jungle cat magic: [Eekum Bookum]!

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>>35385245
I'd go and hug the most stuck up looking single monster girl there

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>>35385235
Cheers anon, really glad you liked it!

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>>35370372

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>>35371764
I was just thinking it's been a while since I've seen you around. Good to see some new stuff.

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>>35370700
I can't tell if she's got a small cat or massive venom sacks.

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>>35385414
I mean, it was only 11 days since my last one. T-that's not too slow... for me at least. I hope.

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>>35385421
Yes.

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>>35385421
>loli ocelomeh asking why not both.png

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>>35385221
How do I know if an ancient evil is the type that likes sycophantic praise or revels in being insulted for her vices?

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>>35385502
spank her

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>>35385312
She is gonna be very smug.
>Hmph, at least this peasant knows who is the best here.

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>>35385502
Praise her vices through backhanded compliments and see what she does to you.

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>>35385535
I'd just smug back at her and say how easy she was to make smug

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>>35385535
gotta overload that smug with much praise and worship!

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>>35385245
I would make the musicians play salsa music and ask a lady to show them how to dance to it

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>>35384408
>48-degree heatwave on the horizon in CANADA of all places
Yuki-onnas are starting to sound pretty nice...

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>>35383228
>Featuring MI-24 Archdragon "Krokodil"

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>>35383228
Imagine.....

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>>35385776
>And UTH-66 Griffon "Blackfoot"

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men belong in the kitchen

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>>35385871
i'd wear an apron or whatever but the food's going to be real bad

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>>35385871
because monsters can't cook
men:1 monsters: 0

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>>35385849
>Boss...you know I've always had your back, but if you bring that Kunoichi here....I'll just have her killed....

Poor Kikimora Millah, she's been through too much. Hopefully BEEG Boss will take some time to go see the sunset on the beach with her one of these days

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>>35385900
Missed chance to say Kikimillah.

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>>35385914
That's good. I like the synchronicity between the LateNight drawing of the Kikimora amputee and Kaz missing an Arm and Leg, feels memetic

Also Revolver Ocelomeh makes me smile

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>>35385921
So essentially, what you're saying is you like puns. Man of culture.

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>>35385970
puns are a mans natural joke after all

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>>35385970
Thanks brother, I try.

I Imagine Monstergirls would like melodramatic Kojima-tier stories

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>>35385992
Maybe, who knows really?

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>>35385692
>8 Celsius heatwave in Canada
lmfao

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I have mixed feelings about living armor. How do you even sex them?

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>>35386069
Constantly actually, penis is always in her ghostly vagina