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Official Idol fertility rankings

Ultra mommy tier:
>Yayoi
>Takane

Pure breeding machines. If you cum in these two at all, you're going to be a dad. No form of birth control works. Calendar method is useless, they ovulate 24/7. Impregnation will happen within the first week of trying. Average number of children: 10-14

Higher than average tier:
>Azusa
>Hibiki
>Mami

This group isn't as potent as the top tier, but make no mistake, their bodies are eager for reproduction. Contraception is possible, but the risk of birth control failure is very high. I would recommend wearing a condom in combination with pills. Calendar method is not recommended. Impregnation is likely to happen within the first month of trying. Average number of children: 7-9

Average tier:
>Iori
>Haruka
>Yukiho
>Miki

These girls are within the normal range of fecundity. You can safely get away with just pills. Calendar method is reliable if done correctly. It will probably take 2-5 months of trying for a baby to succeed. Average number of children: 4-6

Below average tier.
>Ami
>Makoto

These girls are at the lower end of the fertility scale. Pulling out is the only form of birth control you will likely need. You're more likely to use the calendar method to try to conceive, rather than prevent, with these two. It will probably take 6 months to a year of trying before you get pregnant. Average number of children: 1-3

Sterile tier
>Chihaya

Cum inside all you want, there's nothing here. No medical treatments help either. Children: 0

>> No.35338559

i like jabara's takane

>> No.35338635

>>35338408
If Chihaya can't have children, that means her chest will never grow as well. Perflat and childless. Tragic.

>> No.35338848

>>35338635
it's a dude then

>> No.35340648

Cum inside all you want, there's nothing here. No medical treatments help either. Children: 0
Rude.

>> No.35348860

>>35340648
you can greenpost if we can see who you're quoting

>> No.35353286

>>35338559
Why?

>> No.35353325

>>35338408
Very informative post

>> No.35353336

>>35353286
she's a very sexy balloon

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>>35338408

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Impregnating my fertile wife Hibiki

>> No.35360358 [DELETED] 

>>35338408

>> No.35366402

>>35353336
?

>> No.35366531

Would you spend a night with Takane fully knowing what that entails?

>> No.35366784

>>35366531
that i'll be dead and won't wake up in the morning to go to work? yes

>> No.35367248

>>35338408
I knocked up Mami after confusing her with Ami since the guide said there was a low risk with cumming in her. Nice going OP

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>>35367248
You should have known that they switch places with each other and secretly go on dates with each other's partners all the time and there's no way to be in a relationship with one without ending up accidentally having sex with the other. It's your fault for not doing the proper research, really.

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>> No.35369053

Taking my chances and rolling for a night of unprotected sex with Haruka

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>> No.35375375

>>35369093
what's she doing?

>> No.35377028

Do you have any proof that an ayylmao from the moon like Takane is even genetically compatible with humans?

>> No.35378122

>>35375375
Mami "Wow ... It's too thick!
P- "Please think a little about what you are saying and suppress the volume of your voice, please."

It’s just Mami who receives deep massage on the soles of her feet.

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>>35377028
Obviously her moon magic is capable of modifying your sperm as necessary to make it compatible. Might even work on animals too. Good thing she doesn't share Hibiki's proclivities in that regard.

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so all of those kids running around are hers huh

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>> No.35383869

>>35380724
All mine btw

>> No.35384389 [DELETED] 

>>35338408
why is it a bad thing to be a dad?

>> No.35384739

Is Takane related to Eirin?

>> No.35384759

>>35384739
Good question.

>> No.35386594

>>35338408
my sperm will revive chihaya's barren womb

>> No.35397475

>>35383452
I would berry my dick so far inside that ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>> No.35397521

>>35397475
imagine fucking stone ass cheeks.

>> No.35399434

>>35384759
I mean, they’re both from the moon, have silver hair, and are voluptuous.

>> No.35399860

Just throwing it out there. Uzuki is so fertile that point your dick in her direction is almost enough to get her pregnant

>> No.35408646

>>35397521
?

>> No.35411892

>>35399860
Sounds like an elaborate child support trap.

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>>35366531
I'm ready to give up everything for that.

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chihaya isn't sterile!

>> No.35423725 [DELETED] 

>>35422684
post proof that she's ever even ovulated

>> No.35426531

>>35423725
she gets horny, that is proof that she ovulates

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>>35423725
She's already taken a life. In order to satisfy the karmic cycle she must now create one. The circle is infallible.

>> No.35435180

I want to knock up stinky Hibiki so fucking bad

>> No.35435265

>>35397521
Are you talking about Narumi or Eiki?

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>>35435265

>> No.35440691

>>35434228
i thought chihaya was holding a taser

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>>35338408
>Using Chihaya's hole as cumdump everyday. Leaving liters of semen inside of her, because i'm too lazy to clean onahole.
>She got pregnant.
OP you said she was sterile!

>> No.35446198

>>35426531
I get horny but I don't ovulate.

>> No.35446432

>>35446198
because you're not a woman.

>> No.35447114

Where does kirari rank?

>> No.35447152
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>>35447114
Cutest tier.

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>>35447166
Delicious.

>> No.35447197

>>35447114
Yayoi x2

>> No.35447302

>>35447114
Irrelevant, mass produced trash.

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>> No.35447688

>>35441488
I hope you'll take responsibility

>> No.35447703

What is Ritsuko's fertility ranking?

>> No.35447740

>>35447114
The testosterone responsible for her increased bone structure puts her on the low tier with Makoto and Ami, but still able to conceive

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>>35447688
Of course. I even bought vitamins for her.

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Official Cinderella fertility rankings

Ultra mommy tier:
>Miku
>Minami
>Ranko

Pure breeding machines. If you cum in these girls at all, you're going to be a dad. No form of birth control works. Calendar method is useless, they ovulate 24/7. Impregnation will happen within the first week of trying. Average number of children: 10-14

Higher than average tier:
>Kanako
>Uzuki
>Rika

This group isn't as potent as the top tier, but make no mistake, their bodies are eager for reproduction. Contraception is possible, but the risk of birth control failure is very high. I would recommend wearing a condom in combination with pills. Calendar method is not recommended. Impregnation is likely to happen within the first month of trying. Average number of children: 7-9

Average tier:
>Rin
>Anya
>Anzu
>Miria

These girls are within the normal range of fecundity. You can safely get away with just pills. Calendar method is reliable if done correctly. It will probably take 2-5 months of trying for a baby to succeed. Average number of children: 4-6

Below average tier.
>Chieri
>Mio
>Kirari

These girls are at the lower end of the fertility scale. Pulling out is the only form of birth control you will likely need. You're more likely to use the calendar method to try to conceive, rather than prevent, with these two. It will probably take 6 months to a year of trying before you get pregnant. Average number of children: 1-3

Sterile tier
>Riina

Cum inside all you want, there's nothing here. No medical treatments help either. Children: 0

>> No.35448690

>>35447320
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE ANZU

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>> No.35450343

>>35447818
who

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>>35448540
looks pretty fertile to me bro

anzu should be the infertile one

>> No.35459358

>>35456186
Anzu is the ideal female form. You may not like it, but that is what peak performance looks like.

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>>35463330
Takane got her own shirt.

>> No.35463760

>>35463330
Chihaya looks like she's ready to kill someone
Again

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>> No.35466462

>>35463760
Again?

>> No.35473775

>>35463552
Nice

>> No.35484107

>>35465619
What is she saying?

>> No.35487185

>>35484107
n~fufu~
You thought they were panties? Too bad Nii-chan! It's swimwear~

>> No.35487206

>>35338848
perfect

>> No.35498533

>>35487185
Damn but I'd still cum on it right there.

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>>35447703
Very high.

>> No.35506409

>>35502773
Damn the ass was fat

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35506490

I am going to have unprotected sex with Yayoi and I am ready for the consequences

>> No.35509111

>>35506490
I hope your bank account is ready.

>> No.35514302

>>35487206
What?

>> No.35514369

>>35502773
made for slapping then whipping until it is red hot and tender

>> No.35517943

>>35514369
What about pounding?

>> No.35518166

>>35517943
i believe that was implied

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I want to feed Haruka lots of sweets!

>> No.35520369
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>> No.35522439

>>35520369
who?

>> No.35522445

>>35520369
Where is her pubic hair?

>> No.35524123

>>35518166
My bad then

>> No.35530868

>>35524123
Your bad what?

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>> No.35539999

>>35534753
What happens now?

>> No.35540023

>>35539999
bra comes off

>> No.35544636

>>35540023
Wouldn't you be able to see her tits then?

>> No.35545992

>>35539999
panties come off, and if i win again, she spreads her anus so i can see inside

>> No.35550270

>>35545992
Isn't this bordering on rape?

>> No.35551817

>>35520070
What if her ass gets more fat?

>> No.35552093

>>35338408
>If you cum in these two at all, you're going to be a dad. No form of birth control works.
What about using her butt instead?

>> No.35552315

>>35552093
sperm never dies inside the body. Eventually will inseminate the egg.

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>> No.35553986

>>35552315
Girls are scary

>> No.35559984

>>35552384
Why are their tits so big?

>> No.35560269

>>35338408
miki should be higher than average tier

>> No.35562783

>>35560269
Why?

>> No.35562849
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[ERROR]

>> No.35565010

>>35553986
They also hold onto genetic material from every man who has ever had the pleasure of cumming inside. Very scary.

>> No.35566389
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My wife is mommy tier

>> No.35567028

>>35559984
They're pregnant

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>> No.35569289

>>35567157
i can't believe i can fuck kirari as much as i want and she'll never get pregnant

>> No.35569303

>>35520070
Don't. It'll be bad if she loses her figure.

>> No.35569866

>>35567157
aah, I want to put my face in Anzu's tummy and die there~

>> No.35572019

>>35550270
it's just a game. there's nothing sexual about seeing the inside of mio's anus. its probably steamy, slimy, smelly inside and it'll make her embarrassed and that's the point of the game

>> No.35575663

>>35572019
If you say so

>> No.35579032

>>35566389
Post her butt

>> No.35583286

>>35565010
How is that possible?

>> No.35583296
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[ERROR]

>> No.35584998

>>35583296
stop trying to cover yourself and just act like the goofy happy happy slut you usually are with your dripping pussy in full display!

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>I would recommend wearing a condom in combination with pills.
Tragic but common case of faggotry among OPs. I for one would impregnate Hibbers 9, if not more, times and create a big family.. No real man uses birth control.

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>>35588198
The only form of birth control Hibiki needs is her preference for other species.

>> No.35590662

>>35590510
That's okay, I'm a Neanderthal so it works out just fine.

>> No.35596104

>>35590662
Does that count?

>> No.35597359

>>35596104
Yes

>> No.35598818

I want to make Makoto cry!!!!

>> No.35598834

>>35588198
I agree with this heterosexual poster.

>> No.35599810

>>35597359
Interesting

>> No.35600836
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>>35590662
Yes, we're a different species. I will give Hibbers lots of children with pronounced brow ridges, sloped foreheads and just in general large bones. They have to be strong so that they can help around the farm.

>> No.35604959

>>35600836
What if their brain is underdeveloped?

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>>35579032

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>>35604959
Well they're anon's kids so that was bound to be an issue regardless. But Hibiki is actually pretty smart so that should help balance things out somewhat.

>> No.35606014

yeah thats right i wanna shave hibiki's hairy pussy and reveal the stinky smooth vagina beneath

>> No.35606068

speaking of hairy pussy how would you rank the idols on bush size

>> No.35606679
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>>35606014
Shaving Hibiki is forbidden
She needs it for warmth in the winter

>> No.35608290

>>35605416
Hibiki is smart?

>> No.35609824

>>35606679
What about Summer?

>> No.35609889
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>>35608290
Yes, surprisingly so.

>>35609824
She doesn't need it then, but if she shaves it then the itching while it grows back in is intolerable, plus it always grows back more unruly than it was before. So it's easier to just leave it be all year.

>> No.35613190

>>35604959
Then they'd be like their father and that is okay! Hibbers would not love them any less.

>> No.35616064

>>35609889
Does it ever grow too big?

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>>35616064
Yes, if ignored completely it tends to get a bit too bushy and risks creeping out from under a swimsuit, but it can easily be kept in check by just trimming around the edges to keep it neat.

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>> No.35622951

>>35617056
Good to know

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why does rin look so angry and disappointed to be given the greatest gift a woman can receive?

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>> No.35624654

>>35623859
It's Haruka's baby.

>> No.35626146

>>35624654
How?

>> No.35628367

>>35626146
science.

>> No.35630167

>>35628367
We've come that far?

>> No.35631264

>>35630167
Haruka has

>> No.35632871

>>35631264
How is she so advanced?

>> No.35633599
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>>35632871
It's the ribbons, mostly.

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>>35617056
Hibiki's hair is out of control

>> No.35639438

>>35624616
no

>> No.35639707

>>35633599
How do I get me some of those ribbons?

>> No.35644436

>>35624616
What the fuck

>> No.35647777

>>35636103
Time to get the razor.

>> No.35649869

Imagine how amazing the idols will look with their post partum bodies. Their stretch marks, sagging breasts, and dense pubic hair.

>> No.35650807

>>35649869
No

>> No.35652173

Which idol would you want to watch give birth?

>> No.35653205

>>35639707
You don't want to know.

>> No.35653967

>>35653205
Sounds scary.

>> No.35654087
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>>35653967
Why do you think Haruka is so mentally unstable and prone to psychotic episodes and murder attempts? She used to be just a normal happy little girl, before she got those damn ribbons...

>> No.35658050

>>35654087
What would happen if she took them off?

>> No.35660899

>>35652173
Mine

>> No.35662003
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>>35658050
She can't; it's like one of those ancient cursed necklaces that always comes back to you no matter how hard you try to throw it away. If she takes them off then the moment she takes her eyes off them she suddenly finds them back on her head despite not remembering putting them on.

Fortunately this can be used to save her time getting ready in the morning since she doesn't have to put them on herself, so it's not all bad.

>> No.35662059

>>35662003
What happens if you touch Haruka's ribbons?

>> No.35662406

>>35662059
Anon, please. You and I both know that it would be extremely painful.

>> No.35665016
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>> No.35667080

>>35665016
Who's responsible?

>> No.35667112

>>35667080
bunny

>> No.35670707

Producer san is going to prison

>> No.35672398

>>35670707
For what?

>> No.35672553
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35672553

>>35665016
By me.

>> No.35674692

>>35672553
How do you see?

>> No.35676370

>>35667112
Iori is not human?

>> No.35679130

>>35676370
She's a Lunarian.

>> No.35679729

>>35679130
I thought Takane was the moon person?

>> No.35680315

>>35338408
yayoi might have the genetics but takane is literally sex incarnate, she definitely should be first

>> No.35681850
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>> No.35685512

>>35680315
Sex doesn't necessarily mean fertility.

>> No.35687613

>>35681850
Cute Hibiki

>> No.35687708
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35687708

>>35687613
All Hibikis are cute

>> No.35689817

>>35687708
They are?

>> No.35692183
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>>35689817
Did I fucking stutter?

>> No.35694632

>>35692183
Had to be sure

>> No.35694682
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>> No.35694996

>>35338408
would having official pregnancy/relationship retirements work in the game media? feel like it could probably be pulled off.

>> No.35698350

>>35694996
Probably

>> No.35698974

>>35692183
I'm just not seeing it.

>> No.35699500

>>35338408
How fertile is Haruka?

>> No.35702627

>>35698974
Try opening your eyes

>> No.35703978
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35703978

>>35699500
It's in the OP she's average levels of fertile

>> No.35706780

>>35703978
Oh shit you're right

>> No.35708540

>>35702627
Post your best evidence.

>> No.35708584

Azusa

>> No.35709394

>>35708584
What about her?

>> No.35709639
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35709639

>>35703978
Haruka is exceedingly average in every way except for three: her clumsiness, her lust for murder, and her ass.

>> No.35710979

>>35596104
No. It's too close of a relation.

>> No.35713200

>>35709639
The ass was fat?

>> No.35714610

>>35710979
What if we go one back?

>> No.35716709

>>35703978
That doesn't sound right.

>> No.35716714
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>>35708540
Listen buddy, you need to do your own research. No one held my hand and explained to me why Hibiki is the greatest and most perfect idol. I had to find it out for myself through countless long hours of idol research. Information is precious but it isn't always cheap.

>> No.35717216
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>> No.35719957

>>35717216
What a slutty dress. You can see her panties through it.

>> No.35721018
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>>35716709
If Haruka had sex with a man with particularly strong sperms then her odds of conception could be bumped up the the higher than average tier.

>> No.35723046
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35723046

>>35721018
Luckily Haruka only has sex with her infertile wife Chihaya.

>> No.35723929

>>35721018
Isn't that more to do with the man's virility than her fertility?

>> No.35726225
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35726225

How babies made?

>> No.35727784

>>35726225
Does she know?

>> No.35728816

>>35726225
Time to give the practical lesson

>> No.35729607
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35729607

What the hell is this boy doing in a wedding dress?

>> No.35729739

The Amazon:
>Hibiki

Rarely shaves:
>Azusa
>Makoto
>Miki

Keeps it neat:
>Takane
>Haruka
>Yukiho

Keeps it bald:
>Iori
>Ami
>Mami

Peach fuzz:
>Yayoi

What's puberty?
>Chihaya

>> No.35729848
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35729848

>>35729739
what about her?

>> No.35731122

>>35729607
That's Makoto.

>> No.35733835

>>35729848
Isn't she a model?

>> No.35735686

>>35733835
Kaede accidently letting her pubes stick out when doing a bikini shoot!

>> No.35736804

>>35709639
Haruka is so hot.

>> No.35737172

>>35736804
Someone should cool her down

>> No.35740243

>>35735686
Not like that

>> No.35741843

>>35729739
I was gonna question your logic for Miki rarely shaving but yeah she's probably just too lazy

>> No.35742416

>>35741843
Exactly

>> No.35745166

>>35729739
Why wouldn't Makoto shave?

>> No.35745956

>>35729739
This list is filled with so much misinformation I don't know where to begin.

>> No.35746249 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.35746419

>>35745166
Boys don't shave

>> No.35746488

>>35746419
>anon doesn't trim his pubes
Imagine the smell

>> No.35746625

Which idol is most likely to conceive twins?

>> No.35746870

>>35746488
I'm the hairy fat dude in those doujins with mystical sex powers and the secret is not shaving

>> No.35746890
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35746890

>>35746625

>> No.35749209
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35749209

Happy birthday Azusa!!!

>> No.35750797
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35750797

>>35749209
Happy birthday boob idol!

>> No.35752126

>>35749209
Birthday sex?

>> No.35753919
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35753919

Oh look it's Hibiki's butt

>> No.35754075

>>35753919
VERY smelly.

>> No.35754375

>>35753919
>>35754075
This is dangerous
The pheromones steaming off of Hibiki's ass will send any male within a 20 feet radius into heat

>> No.35757090

>>35754375
Too late!

>> No.35757634
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35757634

Hibiki tummy

>> No.35758071

>>35757634
This is dangerous
The pheromones steaming off of Hibiki's tummy will send any male within a 20 feet radius into heat

>> No.35758831

>>35758071
Pretty sure the pungent smell of unwashed ass and rotting alligator semen will counteract that.

>> No.35759012
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>>35758831
Not for me it doesn't. Are you sure that isn't just her perfume?

>> No.35759625
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35759625

>>35758831
Hibiki smelling like a barn animal just makes my dick harder

>> No.35762343

>>35759625
But why?

>> No.35765142
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35765142

Azusa fist bump!!!

>> No.35765741
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>>35762343
I'm afraid I don't understand the question.

>> No.35765970

>>35765741
Why are you turned on?

>> No.35765971

>>35765741
AHHHHH CUTE

>> No.35766047
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35766047

>>35765970
Why aren't you?

>> No.35767215

>>35766047
Why did the most famous Hibiki Husbando dumpher?

>> No.35767726
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35767726

>>35767215
Who? Don't care. The only thing that matters is my love.

>> No.35768869

>>35767726
>who
You're too new to be Hibiki's husband. You should consider marrying one of those mobage girls.

>> No.35771652
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35771652

>>35768869
For your information buddy I'll have you know that I've been here all summer.

>> No.35773820

>>35771652
based

>> No.35773948

>>35773820
Of course you would say that.

>> No.35778221

>>35771652
Impressive

>> No.35779589
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>> No.35782357

>>35779589
Beautiful

>> No.35784568

>>35766047
I think I'm normal.

>> No.35786476

>>35765741
What's with the hair?

>> No.35786510

>>35758071
humans don't have pheromones

>> No.35786580
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>> No.35786780

>>35786510
Every animal has pheromones. Has a dog ever licked your hand after you jerked off and he starts acting like he's tripping on acid? That's your pheromones.

>> No.35787240

>>35766047
beautiful breast and areola made for sucking on

>> No.35789147

>>35787240
But there's no milk

>> No.35789300

>>35789147
Not yet

>> No.35790768

>>35789300
Elaborate

>> No.35791172

>>35790768
There will be milk.

>> No.35791210

>>35791172
From whom?

>> No.35791438
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35791438

There is now milk.

>> No.35794797

>>35791438
hibiki returns from her overseas trip to my house

>> No.35800987

>>35794797
Do they let you fly internationally when that pregnant?

>> No.35804850

>>35338408
>Iori not in sterile
You can’t get pregnant from anal sex, anon

>> No.35806134

>>35804850
Magic

>> No.35809104

>>35791438
Wow

>> No.35810826

>>35786780
Are you sure?

>> No.35813351

>>35786780
>Has a dog ever licked your hand after you jerked off and he starts acting like he's tripping on acid?
Is this speaking from experience?

>> No.35815991

>>35765142
Why are her boobs so big?

>> No.35819349
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>> No.35822588

>>35815991
To feed her future familiy with

>> No.35824348

>>35822588
That's a lot of family.

>> No.35826811
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>> No.35828703
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>> No.35829816

takane's huge and sexy ass

>> No.35830812 [DELETED] 
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35830812

>>35338408
BOOBA

>> No.35832561

>>35829816
Where?

>> No.35833147

>>35832561
there

>> No.35834447

>>35813351
>Is this speaking from experience
Of course!

>> No.35837147

>>35833147
I don't see it

>> No.35837275
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35837275

>>35804850
>>35806134
this is you dick after anal with Iori

>> No.35837698

>>35837147
its massive though

>> No.35838793

>>35837698
Maybe it's too massive that I can't see the whole picture.

>> No.35840652

>>35837275
I don't think so.

>> No.35841527

>>35837275
Glad you put in the effort to get a new chilidog image for your dumb joke for every thread that you post it in.
Oh wait.

>> No.35843007

>>35791438
Which one of her pets is responsible for this?

>> No.35843118

>>35624616
I just want to talk to the person who took time out of their day to make this

>> No.35844399

>>35843118
What would you say?

>> No.35845173
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35845173

>>35843007
Me

>> No.35846857
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>> No.35848332

>>35846857
What is he talking about?

>> No.35848590

>>35729739
Iori keeps it bald in the back but the front is hairy. Also, Makoto is definitely bald and smooth. It serves to curtail her insecurity.

>> No.35850411

>>35745956
You got to start somewhere.

>> No.35850557
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35850557

>> No.35850816

>>35848332
An anime app gofundme scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-JDbBwRHc

>> No.35851129

>>35850816
It's really annoying how "weeb" became this word to describe anyone who even remotely stares at something of Japanese origin.

>> No.35851296

>>35851129
It's said ironically these days.

>> No.35851472

>>35851296
Even for the low standards and low effort parts of the internet, I highly doubt even 10% of them use it ironically.

>> No.35851650

>>35851472
Japanese media and culture fans say it ironically. If a normalfag says it, it's most likely trying to be insulting. Which weebs think is REALLY funny.

>> No.35851916

>>35851650
I don't care about the connotation of the word, which is pretty much the same as before, but the fact that it's used for anything Japanese in the most low effort retarded way possible. It's like how anyone would be an Ameriaboo or [insert nation here]aboo for simply consuming media from that country.

>> No.35851965

>>35851916
There's always been words for things like that, liking British people makes you an anglophile. But the gigantic explosion of Japan obsessed nerds in the early 2000s demanded a new word. For better or worse.

>> No.35853917

>>35837275
Ew...

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