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3533690 No.3533690 [Reply] [Original]

You will never have a sister as cute as Ange.

>> No.3533693

You will never have a hamburger as delicious as Ange.

fixed.

>> No.3533698

namely cause my parents are only capable of giving birth to 3D children, curse it all.

>> No.3533757

>>3533698
tell your parents to stop doing it wrong then

>> No.3533784

>>3533693
that's the first time I was able to guess two spoilers correctly

>> No.3533828
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>> No.3533847

At least....I have my cute little brother!

>> No.3533855 [DELETED] 

>>3533684
stop spamen ur crappy bored on anoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's btw moot log's ur ip's lulz enjoy ur v&

>> No.3533863

>>3533834
Damn. Those "I'd hit it" ads finally make sense!

>> No.3533870

>>3533690
This is very likely, since I don't have a sister and I probably never will.

>> No.3533876
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3533876

My sister is a wigger slut who is doing her second term in prison. I would kill for a sister like Ange.

>> No.3533882

>>3533876
I think female wiggers are cute.

>> No.3533886

Mary Sue

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3533893

You will never have a little sister or cousin like Nanako.

>> No.3533894

>>3533893
>or cousin

Lies

>> No.3533895

>>3533882
You wouldn't say that if they stole and pawned your stuff to buy weed with.

>> No.3534109

She ended up commiting suicide, something's wrong with her

>> No.3534120

>>3533886
Are you calling this cowardly, selfish, emo failure of a hamburger a Mary Sue?

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You will never have an imaginary friend for your yuri googles

>> No.3534141

My sister is cuter than Ange.

>> No.3534152

>>3533690
wait, this that got posted yesterday is translated? Where can i read it?

>> No.3534156

>>3534136
I have two cute imaginary female friends that I imagine giving each other quick kisses when I'm not looking and much longer kisses when I'm not around. They're trying to keep it a secret from me because they're worried about how I'll react.

>> No.3534166

>>3534152
http://www.4shared.com/file/137830941/3fffbb9e/Umineko_no_Naku_Koro_Ni__Episode_4_Chapter_1.html

>> No.3534167

>>3534156

That's smalltime. Mine have full blown rough and sweaty tribadism sex in my bed while I'm in it.

>> No.3534172

>>3534136
Hey, I do have this jarful of strawberry jam that I sometimes pretend is my edible slimegirl girlfriend. I would pretend about how she would let herself be ingested by me and dissolve me from within, eventually fissioning off to form two jam-girls, one with my mind, free to grope and eat and fuck each other with hastily-made dicks of sweet fruit gel. We'd be like the Ouroboros, only made of jam, with no discernable end or beginning between us.

>> No.3534176

>>3534167
How uncouth.

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>>3534172

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