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>> No.35325347

how does one not fall for fox tricks?

>> No.35325359
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35325359

Reminder that shy girls are the cutest, especially if they are BIG.

>> No.35325376

How would you punish a naughty monster girl?

>> No.35325386
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35325386

SHAVE SHEEP GIRLS

>> No.35325388
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35325388

>>35325342

>> No.35325404
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35325404

Better than a yeti!

>> No.35325412

>>35325404
What happens when I hug her and refuse to let go?

>> No.35325421

>>35325359
That's a fat tail

>> No.35325428 [SPOILER] 
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>>35325347
Hire a professional foxbuster.

>> No.35325432
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>> No.35325438

>>35325421
you know what to do to fat tails, right, anon?

>> No.35325439

>>35325432
i like her

>> No.35325440

>>35325412
Oh she want planning on letting go either

>> No.35325443

>chinkboat op
Something ain't right

>> No.35325459

>>35325412
Taken back to the snuggle den and possibly marriage.

>> No.35325460
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35325460

My new maids told me this is standard uniform, but I'm not so sure.

>> No.35325462

>>35325460
yes but only milk maids

>> No.35325469
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>>35325443
What are you talking about? That is a completely normal kitsune.

>> No.35325472
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>>35325432
oh no, she's adorable

>> No.35325473

>>35325443
Yeah I know, they didn't even have a funny joke about the photo like most ops do.
>>35325342
I want my funnies (OP). Where are the funnies?

>> No.35325477

>>35325462
Do you think before they graduate Maid Academy, each monster gets a custom made outfit that specifically targets their most alluring parts?

>> No.35325482

>>35325428
AZATHOTH, THE NUCLEAR CHAOS

>> No.35325486

>>35325477
yup

>> No.35325496

>>35325376
Force them to learn a skill and make a presentation about what they learned. Maybe they'll get a new hobby from the experience and stop being naughty.

>> No.35325501

>>35325472
>"Your main body is also cute."
This is how you fluster an eldritch abomination.

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>>35325482

>> No.35325511

What sort of music does your waifu listen to?

>> No.35325512

>>35325503
please put the chaos penguins down

>> No.35325520

>>35325511
The good one: sappy love ballads
The evil one: power metal

>> No.35325522

>>35325432
I want to experience those tentacles.

Yeah, I know I'm a freak.

>> No.35325529

>>35325482
please do not monsterize the sleeping retard, I REALLY don't want to live in a mamono's wet dream.

>> No.35325535

>>35325503
that silly maid must be cold, better give her a jacket

>> No.35325546

>>35325511
old school funk, rock, and spanish music like trios panchos and the like

>> No.35325555

>>35325511
lofi siren radio - beats to rape/masturbate to

>> No.35325564
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35325564

What could they be talking about?

>> No.35325577

>>35325477
Of course, Theory of Uniform Design and Introduction to Practical Tailoring are required courses!

>> No.35325582

>>35325564
why would a man run into their hq yelling I want to fuck the old hags

>> No.35325588

>>35325564
>"...And that's how I got the mold out."
>"What? And it just comes in a spray bottle?"

>> No.35325598

>>35325564
How if that wight got rid of that profile haircut she might get a dick in her pussy.

>> No.35325605
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>>35325347
>>35325376
The answer is always bondage.

>> No.35325606

>>35325503
>Drawing blood samples and putting a drop of spit into each to see which sample squeals with joy at the indirect kissu

It's the only way we'll be able to tell who's the Thing

>> No.35325615

>>35325588
>So, there's this cute boy in my Castle,bit the thing is he's actually made of Mold, and everytime I try to hug him he slaps my ass and runs to another wing...

>> No.35325620

>>35325598
all I hear is yee yee ass haircut in my head

>> No.35325632

>>35325577
>class of monster listening intently to Ms. Rachnid's lessons
>"Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this uniform design?...You."
>"Uuh, the colors clash?"
>"Wrong! This uniform is too hard to remove. Accessibility, ladies. It should take you master no more than three seconds to uncover any part of your body."

>> No.35325644

>>35325503
>>35325529
too much an inside joke to have percolated over here, I guess

>> No.35325652

>>35325632
would enter to fuck with the maids inside

>> No.35325695
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35325695

We need more multi-arm girls. Think of all the touching.

>> No.35325705
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>>35325695
Girls with multiple arms are dangerous because they get lots of grapple bonuses

>> No.35325713

>>35325652
Fortunately, mischievous Anons hoping to troll the hundreds of impressionable young meidos-to-be at the Kikimora Maidservants Academy are not permitted on school grounds. Pranksters and other trespassing males are turned over to the nearby Birchwood Mistress Finishing School as a teaching aid for the many, many bondage, domination, and edging courses.

>> No.35325721

>>35325705
the don't gte grabbed then

>> No.35325748

>>35325713
who says I need to be inside to fuck with them, and i bet If I munch the single principals muffs enough, I can stay as her boy toy

>> No.35325751

>>35325632
>Hall filled with a hundred or so Kiki's and assorted other Monstergirls all learning to polish silverware, giggling and whispering as they quickly and carefully polish thousands of glittering pieces of cutlery, each imagining the day when she has finally graduated and is assigned a husband, kitchen, and silverware of her own to polish

Sounds lovely. Does the Academy give tours to lonely young men like a chocolate factory, and let them pick out a Meido they like when the tour is over?

>> No.35325765
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35325765

Wouldn't it be nice to do something non-sexual with your wife?

>> No.35325771
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>> No.35325774
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35325774

>>35325713
So say I wanted to find a nice girl from Birchwood...

>> No.35325782

>>35325713
I'm going to prank Birchwood girls by comforting and cuddling them when they try to dom me.

>> No.35325793
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>>35325765
I'd like to do something non-sexual with my imouto.

>> No.35325803

>>35325713
gonna change them all into milk maids and run off

>> No.35325810

>>35325751
They each get assigned a maid as a tour guide. Little do they know they'll be leaving with them too.

>> No.35325834

>>35325713
I wonder how long could one hide in plain sight

>> No.35325837
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>> No.35325857

>>35325713
>Being chased by maids intent on shipping me off to Birchwood for my transgression
>Break out the bombs
They either let me walk or I fill the entire place with glitter, it will never be clean again.

>> No.35325866

>>35325713
what if I got lost and stumbled onto the campus?

>> No.35325867

>>35325765
Of course, wouldn't marry her if I didn't imagine spending my life with her.

>> No.35325884

>>35325713
>>35325782
Makes you wonder what happens to the guys that prank Birchwood and don't get turned into bondage practice.

>> No.35325903

Would mamono mana be able to fix traumatic brain injuries?

>> No.35325909
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>>35325765
Comfy movie night

>> No.35325921

>>35325903
skeletons/zombies are a thing, so probably yes.

>> No.35325930

>>35325765
would game with my wife

>> No.35325939

>>35325921
No I mean like, not brain injuries that kill you, but not temporary stuff, like concussions.

>> No.35325965

>>35325765
Why yes, I do think about spending time with my wife tending to a rather nice garden. That or perhaps going around town to different shops we both enjoy.

>> No.35325969

>>35325939
mamonobama can literally bring people back to life, traumatic brain injury is nothing in the face of a deus ex machina of that caliber.

>> No.35325970

>>35325748
>Under-desk boytoy to dire CC Kikimora

GOOD END
>>35325774
>Whipping boy doomed to be edged, beaten, teased, and tortured by his petite teenage Mistress and their many, many daughters forever

BAD END
>>35325782
Restrained, your balls engorged to grapefruits and your refractory period permanently removed, and relegated to 'class project' for a group of 6 delicious brown Dark Elves for the remainder of their 4-year program, to be tortured, teased, and further modified for their pleasure

BAD END
>>35325803
>Assigned a strong, silent Mino Milk Maid that insists on suckling you until you grow strong enough to beat her at arm wrestling

GOOD END
>>35325834
>Fail Stealth Check on day three after drooling at the sight of a Kikimora emerging from her dorm in just a class shirt and underpants,.dragged into her dorm and made her Mastah right then and there

GOOD END
>>35325857
>Stealing the plot of 005: Agent Feather Duster: All That Glitters

>>35325884
They usually get sent upcountry to Miss Flaya's Reform School for Naughty Boya. I hope you like stiff Eaton collar, short pants, and erotic dreams about your Dark Mage chemistry teacher

>>35325866
They do give tours, but guests are usually only allowed in the public areas of the Academy

>> No.35325976

>>35325765
Movie night, game night, baseball games and other sporting events are pretty much what we do when we’re not working.

>> No.35325978

>>35325969
That's nice to know then.

>> No.35325979

>>35325909
>Fuzzy spider legs

Mmm, new type of floof to molest

>> No.35325981

>>35325970
>Assigned a strong, silent Mino Milk Maid that insists on suckling you until you grow strong enough to beat her at arm wrestling
How is this a bad end?

>> No.35325995

>>35325981
It's a good end anon.

>> No.35325996

>>35325981
It's a good end, results are at the bottom, not the top of the paragraph

>> No.35325998

>>35325713
>>35325970
>Little do they know I graduated from MIT (Mastah's Institution of Trussology).

>> No.35326004

>>35325970
would go there for the hell of it

>> No.35326023

i like cats AND dogs

>> No.35326025

>>35325970
You had me at dark mage teacher, I will go that school

>> No.35326035

>>35326004
Confession: Whipping boy route is best end

>> No.35326051
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>>35326023
>not eldritch beings
Pathetic.

>> No.35326070

>>35326051
gazer, gazer on the wall, whose the meanest of them, all?

>> No.35326087

how do I get a gazer gf?

>> No.35326089

>>35326051
but i like those too i want my sahu to have a goo suit

>> No.35326107

>>35325388
lol, it's a naganata

>> No.35326111

>>35326089
>Honey, wheres my goo super suit

>> No.35326144

Wish I had a cute noble vampire wife I could diligently serve. Oh to be at her side serving her tea by the fire. Teasing her slightly about the pastries she’s eating causing her to gain weight. Helping her change into her pajamas only to be asked to stay with her through the night embraced in eachothers arms. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.35326146

>>35326051
she's too flat.
we need a cow gazer.

>> No.35326227

>>35326144
haughty tsun himedere vampires are the best, man
bonus point if she's a loli with a DFC

>> No.35326228

>>35326146
yes, we do

>> No.35326281
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35326281

Be careful around your waifu after a Father's Day spent without really celebrating. If you see visible hearts around her head, you may be in trouble.

>> No.35326292
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>>35326146
Did someone say "cow gazer?"

>> No.35326303

>>35326227
Nah man, Lolis are lame, sabbath fuckers need to stay the hell away from my wife.

>> No.35326322

>>35326292
there is no girl that cowification cannot improve!

>> No.35326324

>>35326292
la vacha negra de el diablo

>> No.35326354

>>35326303
I honestly don't get loli. It's not even about the "muh pedophilia" thing because there's at least a cartoon fantasy barrier, but it just seems lame to go after an underdeveloped female. With adult DFC at least there's charm in the modesty.

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>>35326051
How do I get an Eldritch wife with this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g79GXZ2z19E

>> No.35326367

>>35326322
>they said cowification didn't work on holsts because they were already cows
>one man proved them wrong

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>>35326354
nope, cowtits and desperare cc girls are cringe and you can't change my mind

>> No.35326437

I wanna be cowed into submission by a holstaur!

>> No.35326452

>>35326437
>cowed
wha?

>> No.35326462

>>35326354
Yeah the charm in that modesty is really attractive to me for some reason. Don’t need my wife to look like a child or have the largest knockers on earth to be happy. I’m just there for her and that’s all I need.

>> No.35326481
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>>35326354
>>35326462
Pic related.

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>>35326462
>>35326481
sadness covers me like a blanket

>> No.35326519

>>35326496
>Ah, is she trying to lift me off the ground and fly away?

>> No.35326551

>>35326496
Dont be sad dude. No matter how down bad you may be there’s always small things you can look at to be happy about. Sadness is a heavy blanket yet looking for those small bits of happiness can help you work your way out.

>> No.35326584

>"In other news, yet another attempted shota-napping occured at a downtown mall today. The culprit, a monster in her late 40's, was reported as yelling 'I just want a husband' as she carried the young boy away."

>> No.35326613
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>>35325404
Swole monster girls give the best hugs!

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She's gonna get ya!

>> No.35326678
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I want a lilim to fuck me up so hard I will be unable to get aroused by anything that isn't her, or even by masturbation, unless I am doing it in front of her or she is the one masturbating me.

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>>35326614

>> No.35326772

>>35326678
i want to become addicted to meaty tails

>> No.35326776

>>35326738
soo slow...

>> No.35326777

>>35326738
Power walk

>> No.35326974

>>35326772
Succ tails are an erogenous zone, after all.

>> No.35327279

>>35325765
Im going to assume you didnt know who those to are

>> No.35327338

>>35325347
Shave their mofu.

>> No.35327373

>>35325837
Not sure if her eyes glow or if her blush has gone critical.

>> No.35327382
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35327382

How do you deal with a rude little squirrel that won't share?

>> No.35327410

>>35326678
Hopelessly addicted to lim!

>> No.35327492

>>35325472
Is there more of this artist? I feel like i have seen that before.

>> No.35327515

>>35326281
What holidays do you think the monster girls have? Do they celebrate the anniversary of the current monster lord coming into power? What kind of events would each monster race celebrate? Green Worms might make a holiday out of the firat day farmers start planting as an example

>> No.35327563

>>35327515
Kikimoras would celebrate a certain day set ar side for spring cleaning.

>> No.35327643

>>35327382
Throw her to the Hellhound to "encourage" her to share.

>> No.35328046

I bet "dating classes" would be a thing in MGC. Like a hellhound folding a class about being more assertive and protective since men love that, a demon teaching other how to be the lewdest and sexiest you can be. Or a very frustrated kobold telling her class of werewolves and hellhounds that, no, Rape isn't legal anymore, and she doesn't care that's how their mom found their dad.

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>>35325765
Of course
I love spoiling my hebi wife

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>>35326354
Lolis and small chests are cute, and adult DFC/tallflat just doesn't look right.

>> No.35328235

>>35328189
>Lolis and small chests are cute
Not him but a lot of things are cute, that doesn't mean you should fuck them.
Cute and sexy are very different.

>> No.35328259

What monstergirl would enjoy games like pokemon?

>> No.35328279

>>35328259
Owl mage would enjoy making the best and most mid-maxed team ever.
Titania Would just pick all the cute ones and play through the story.
Salamander would only play so she could beat anon.

>> No.35328302

>>35328259
Kobold would catch a full team of dog pokemon and name them after herself

>> No.35328345

>>35325713
What if you target the CC kikis who work there as the teachers?

>> No.35328366

>>35328279
Titania is gunna make a super op mostly because they are all fairy type.
Definitely make Owl Mage seethe.

>> No.35328371

>>35328259
All of them, some would be too haughty to admit it like vampires or Nachas

>> No.35328410
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I am slime bait
I am slime bait
I am slime bait
I am slime bait

>> No.35328420

>>35328371
>Catch your Vampire wife sneaking out to play go.
Such Chunni Cuties.

>> No.35328447

>>35328366
>Titania accidentally creates a meta-breaker team and beats the owl mage
>Salamander starts asking her for tips on how to beat anon
>Owl mage is just gonna complain on the internet about how op the Fairy type is

>> No.35328467

>>35328410
What's it like to be slime bait?

>> No.35328506
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35328506

>>35328467
Warm, gooey, moist, and soft

>> No.35328582

>>35328447
Sally would only ask after titania beats her. Would be quite quickly as Sally runs all dragon types.

>> No.35328585

>>35328235
>Cute and sexy are very different.
They're both, obviously.

>> No.35328603

>>35327515
March 11th (10th on leap years), realmwide oral day

>> No.35328722 [SPOILER] 
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>>35325342
Stop lusting over Monstergirls and go fight in the Crucible, guardians.

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Reminder that the mere existence of a tall human boy is enough to arouse shortstacks.

>> No.35328766

>>35328731
It goes both ways, the mere existence of a tall monster is enough to instaloss shorter males.

>> No.35328796

>>35328603
Don't you mean March 9th?
>>35328731
He's a big guy for her.

>> No.35328815

>>35328766
>tall monsters and human boys high five over their dominance of the shorter opposite species

>> No.35328819

>>35328796
>my birthday is also blowjob day
I'm ok with this.

>> No.35328942

>>35325765
Yikes.

>> No.35328966

>>35328942
Did anyone actually like that ending?

>> No.35328971

>>35328966
I referred to his suggestion.

>> No.35328978

>>35328731
>Reminder that the mere existence of a tall human boy is enough to arouse shortstacks.
And lolis

>> No.35328987
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Echidnas only want one thing

>> No.35328996
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You wouldn't just leave a poor fox out in the rain by herself, would you? Please trust her and take her home, she'll get sick from being so wet if you leave her alone.

>> No.35329008
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35329008

>"Settra does not serve, she rules? More like; Settra does serve, SHE DROOLS! ...Yeah, leave that hussy to me!"

>> No.35329016

>>35329008
Pull on the nipple covers! i wanna know how they stay glued

>> No.35329045

>>35328966
I didn't
The game isn't as smart as it wants to be, and the introduction of parralel universes throws the ending out the window (drowning booker before he gets baptised doesnt end the realities in which booker/comstock do their shit) let alone the game never having "prime" booker return to main universe so killing fink, fitzroy and comstock didnt actually matter any way
And burial at sea simply connects the game to first two in a crappy way

>> No.35329124
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35329124

Impregnate foxes

>> No.35329158

>>35328987
>smoke hobo wife is a completionist when it comes to waifus
>echidna wife is a completionist when it comes to daughterus
I'm pretty sure my family is going to quality as a city-state.

>> No.35329192
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35329192

>>35329124
Yes!

>> No.35329214

>>35328987
She can't have my families cake recipe, she needs to stop asking.

>> No.35329224

So
What if... There actually WAS a horny jail?
MGE wise It would be safe to assume that such a place exists in wonderland

>> No.35329237

>>35329224
The snake pits?

>> No.35329280

>>35329224
I mean
if were talking normal MGE, I would assume horny jail would be something like simply a jail where the the gaurds are horny and fuck the prisoners
but like, what crimes would you have to do to warrent being sent to horny jail?

>> No.35329301

>>35329224
>>35329280
>A Cheems Kobold (a Shiba Inu themed kobold) bonks you on the head as you're hauled off to Horny jail

>> No.35329308
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35329308

carry the rata

>> No.35329315

>>35329301
Merry beat us to it, and just last week no less
https://twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/1405276038901374979

>> No.35329335

>>35329308
I wish I could be carried by a big, strong Rata

>> No.35329338
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>>35329192
I want to have a pile of human sons with my foxwife, embarassing her with my virility. It'll keep the numbers down too.

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>>35329335
never seen a BIG rata before
only big rata mofu

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35329448

>>35329348
I like Ratas and think they're the best petite monster girl, but I also have a strong preference for buff girls. It may be weird, but I would love the two combined.

>> No.35329460

>>35329308
>>35329348
I want to hug a Rata, but my Kobold keeps chasing them away. How do I get her to stop?

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>>35329448
I get that.
I want the biggest and strongest, and to me that's a Mino.
So I find buffed up little ones to be very cute.

>> No.35329482

>>35326281
green worm makes green daughters

>> No.35329501
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35329501

Oh man, I just wanna be gangraped by dairy cows so fucking badly

>> No.35329506

>>35329448
I'm in the same boat, but instead of wanting to see big rata, I want to see rata as she should have been a lithe, athletic, tall, leggy runner cardio girl

>> No.35329640

>>35329501
Same. I want to breed a dairy cow and her moans inviting her friends for one big dairy cow orgy.

>> No.35329711

Going to give my Kobold a kiss on the lips out of the blue in public!

>> No.35329715

How do you get the motivation to write? I've not touched anything for months.

>> No.35329748

>>35329711
What would others think of such an act?

>> No.35329882
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35329882

Be honest, do you find Kobolds boring? How would you spice them up whilst keeping them Kobolds?

>> No.35329883

>>35329748
Probably would think it's cute at first but start to feel awkward the longer it went on

>> No.35329958

>>35329883
Would monster girls feel awkward about another couple's public displays of affection?

>> No.35330019

>>35329882
I think Kobolds are boring.

>> No.35330067

>>35325482
>>35325503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oXF_epxSH4

>> No.35330079

>>35329882
>How would you spice them up whilst keeping them Kobolds?
Latex.

>> No.35330117

>>35328722
Gonna play Halo with with my shortstack nurari wife and anubis wife instead. Kiki wife will join in after she serves tea.

>> No.35330121

>>35329882
Keep them as Kobolds, they're perfect as they are. Kobolds fill the cute, submissive dog girl niche and Hellhounds are the aggressive ones, if anything werewolves are the boring ones.

>> No.35330139

>>35329958
Probably not unless she's just turning into a little tongue slut out in the middle of the supermarket for an extended period of time

>> No.35330148

>>35330117
>MastahBlaster69 has joined the Red Team

Sounds fun

>> No.35330150

>>35330121
What do Kobolds do to fill that niche better than the humble Kikimora?

>> No.35330151
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>> No.35330193

>>35330150
Completely different personalities. Kobolds are the playful, innocent and naive ones. Kikimoras know exactly what they're doing.

>> No.35330195

>>35330151
I want to let out my sins in her

>> No.35330236

>>35330148
That name sounds like it's implying she's blasting her master.

>> No.35330252

Does anyone know any dancing monster girl MMD videos? Preferably ones with unusual body types like Lamias or Arachnes.

>> No.35330280

>>35325970
>Restrained, your balls engorged to grapefruits and your refractory period permanently removed, and relegated to 'class project' for a group of 6 delicious brown Dark Elves for the remainder of their 4-year program, to be tortured, teased, and further modified for their pleasure
Really is a bad end. Won't be able to wear pants ever again, and I doubt having that much sperm being produced without eating a ton to make up for the nutrients used in production is good for the body.

>> No.35330329

>>35330252
There was a cheshire one posted to the thread like a month ago if I recall but it may be tough to find.

>> No.35330378
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35330378

>>35326354
Adult flat is just weird.
The small should be small and the big should be BIG.

>> No.35330420

How do you sniff out a Kumiho in a Kitsune party?

>> No.35330428

>>35330148
That stoic maid is actually super tryhard at Halo!

>> No.35330429

>>35330280
Doesn't sound that bad to me. Now you have an excuse to go around without wearing pants. You also get your own Delf harem that will feed and care for you while you're restrained.

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35330461

>>35330252
I know there is a hellhound on PixIV.

>> No.35330481

>>35330420
wear as crop top that expose midriff and look for the fox that looks at your liver

>> No.35330526

>>35330420
Open a can of liver pate and use it as a bait

>> No.35330539

>>35330236
Of course, to let her Mastah beat her at Blood Gulch TDM would be a disgrace to the Meido Academy!
>>35330428
>BOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOP
>*Crack of Sniper Rifle*
>RED TEAM WINS
>*kiss on your cheek*
>"Nice try Mastah, but I win again"
>Kiki's spartan is teabagging your corpse

>> No.35330543
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35330543

Chocolate tits

>> No.35330564

>>35330428
Sounds like a neat short manga

>> No.35330565

>>35326354
Big girls need big breasts. Tallflats just look like dudes and need to more holstaur milk.

>> No.35330578

>>35330543
cholocate milk

>> No.35330587

>>35330526
I unironically love liver pate and would absolutely share a snack plate of pate, cheese, cracker, pickles, salami, and dates with my fox wife

>> No.35330598
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35330598

Purple tits

>> No.35330618

>>35330598
weeb tits

>> No.35330628
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Harmony tits

>> No.35330639

>>35330526
You can technically use it as Chesh bait by turning it into a joke.
>open it
>You know, they call it "liver" because you can't liver long time without it
Instant Chesh butt out of the can.

>> No.35330686

Playing competitive shooters with automaton! She may look like she's spinbotting, but she just has a good gaming mouse!

>> No.35330697

>>35330578
Would asking a brown pharaoh if her tits produce chocolate milk work as a pick-up line or be too autistic? Maybe chugging a glass of choco milk in front of her would be better

>> No.35330737

>>35330697
the latter I'd think would be better, cause the other makes her seem like a cow

>> No.35330750

>>35329008
In before the Warhammer Anon starts posting and the resident Gatekeeper ever being so vigilant.

But honestly, would it not be surprising if ever a WHFxMGE like the Warhammer Fantasy Anon talks about happens. Settra, in character, definitely would say his "I Dont serve I rule" schtick towards the Demon Lord. I mean, it wouldn't really be surprising at all he'd say it to a Lilim or the Demon Lord's face indeed.

>> No.35330751

>>35330686
>Automaton spinning around all the time in-game, and her monitor is just a blur when you peek over at it
>Assures you she can see everything perfectly, and that this is the only way to play to avoid being backstabbed or flanked
>Doesn't help that she always plays Sniper and spams lenny binds whenever she gets a kill

>> No.35330809

>>35330751
I wouldn't play against a machine and I wouldn't bet anything. that is how you end up....

>> No.35330812

>>35328371
>>35328420
They seem like the type to run an all poison/dark type team then pout and try not to throw tantrums when they lose

>> No.35330828

>>35330750
Sounds like the setup panel for an instant loss 2koma.

>> No.35330841

How do I tell if my automaton has the succu-virus?

>> No.35330843

Your waifu turns around too quickly and ends up smacking your head with her tits. How much damage does it do?

>> No.35330849
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>>35329715
Your waifu wants you to write! Do it now!

>> No.35330882

>>35330841
Stick ponos in and if there are a bunch of 1s and 0s stamped on it when you pull out, she's infected.

>> No.35330907

>>35330843
Depends on how fast I can bite her nipple to counterattack

>> No.35330910

>>35330843
instant ko

>> No.35330937

>>35330843
Slime bust size can vary, so somewhere between complete miss to OHKO

>> No.35330958

>>35329715
pretty much like doing anything while feeling down. you start, not because you want to, but because you know things don't get better till you just do it

>> No.35330968

>>35330843
Did she drink or potion, or was I standing just super close to her?

>> No.35330986

>>35330882
>Put in a Porn mag for impregnation
>She doesn't let you pull it out
>Hmmm

>> No.35330995

>>35330843
OHKO, Mino tits are like 50% muscle

>> No.35331002

>>35330828
>"I DO NOT SERVE, I RULE!!!"
>says Settra as he gets proofed into turning into a monstergirl Pharaoh
>Laughing Apophises everywhere
>Meanwhile Arkhan the Black, an apophis, resurrects Nagash who is a Egyptian themed Wight

>> No.35331020

>>35330995
do you know how tits work, anon?

>> No.35331031

>>35331020
Yes, and Mino tits are like 50% muscle

>> No.35331048

>>35331031
so they smaller yet weigh more?

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>>35325342

>> No.35331062

>>35331048
They are not smaller but they do weigh more

>> No.35331081

>>35331031
what would the origin and insertion points for these titty muscles be?

>> No.35331084

>>35325837
Why is she looking at me like that? Did I wear the vamp hunter clothes wrong again? Or was it because I tripped up my lines at my entrance?

>> No.35331097

>>35331062
so does that minos can make their tits clap on command then?

>> No.35331115

>>35331097
Yes, they can. Pecs can be flexed, and they can flex their tiddies separately from their pecs.

>> No.35331149

>>35331115
fuck, remind me to never motorboat a mino cause I will get my head stuck

>> No.35331195

>>35331149
The tiddies have a vice-like grip.
It is their secret weapon. How can you resist motorboating those things? When you do, it is too late.

>> No.35331213

>>35330252
Here, take this https://files.catbox.moe/of2jyl.mp4
Shitposting aside, also did this https://files.catbox.moe/hg2bj3.mp4
Your best bet is looking on iwara

>> No.35331214

Do not rule out Weresheep from mofu conversations, they are the fluffiest and most huggable.

>> No.35331219

>>35331195
>how
how now flying lizard cow

>> No.35331229

>>35331195
Now I want to see a mino catch a sword with her breasts.

>> No.35331234
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>What do you mean "resurrect your dick"? You are not deceased anon

>> No.35331246

That's not how muscles work, retards.

>> No.35331256
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Don't interact with slimes, anons. Don't even acknowledge them on the street.

>> No.35331259

>>35331229
>minos don't wear breastplates because their boobs are a better defense

>> No.35331267

>>35331234
I sat on it too hard and it started going into necrosis.

>> No.35331285

>>35331234
I'm trying to say that I want you to put your massive breasts on my face so my dick rises up like a zombie.

>> No.35331287

>>35331259
they don't need a breastplate cause they are the breastplate

>> No.35331301

>>35331234
resurrect my erection

>> No.35331305

>>35331256
Why would I? I already have a slime wife, and having two would just cause them to merge.

>> No.35331319

>>35331301
Care about saying resurrection around undead as they may mishear "erection" and take it as an invitation

>> No.35331321

I support human supremacy

>> No.35331336

>>35331234
I'm not deceased now but I might be soon if you don't hurry up and resurrect my dick!

>> No.35331356 [SPOILER] 
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>>35331259
They do when they discover my female knight fetish

>> No.35331365

>>35331305
Can't they just willfully choose not to merge?

>> No.35331387

>>35331234
I ....am .....seeing the bright... light at the end of the tunnel, if you put a tiddy in my mouth, I might come back, but the light is getting brighter

>> No.35331437

>>35331365
Most of the time, yes. However, there are some slime species that are almost forced to merge when they contact each other. There are a lot of lemon-lime slimes and Neapolitan slimes from flavored slimes getting too touchy with each other.

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>>35331213
>spoiler
>when anon smiles at the meme you send him

>> No.35331445
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35331445

>>35325342

>> No.35331467

>>35331443
Sweet Chesh gf is something I need in my life

>> No.35331472

>>35331234
Tell her the only true resurrection is by erection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hiu1hPdJk-Y

>> No.35331474

>>35331437
Could they hold themselves together if they're married to different guys?

>> No.35331478

>>35331387
Go to the light anon, it's actually a wisp trying to stick her tiddy in your mouth and make you her soul mate.

>> No.35331502

>>35331443
>text back "based"

>> No.35331505

>>35331445
Want to grab that tongue

>> No.35331523

>>35331474
Yeah, slimes married to different don't merge. 2 of the same kind (married to the same guy, both unmarried) easily merge, and 1 unmarried and 1 married can merge with a bit of work.

>> No.35331542

>>35331502
>"Based?"
>"Based on what, anon?"
>"Based on my love for you"

>> No.35331562
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>>35331502
Based on what?

>> No.35331596

>>35331542
Imagine just sitting on the couch, browsing and shitposting, and ocassionally turning to bury your face in her hair or make out a little

Sounds wonderful

>> No.35331605

>>35331523
Can they unmerge if you feel like re-separating them for a 3-way?

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>>35325342

>> No.35331656
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>>35326772
BIG
MEATY
TAILS

>> No.35331659

>>35331648
Oh no someone save her!

>> No.35331691

>>35331648
probably deserved it

>> No.35331695
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>>35331656
Big need.

>> No.35331714
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>>35331656
BIG
MEATY
TAILS

>> No.35331728
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>>35331659
she will be kelped

>> No.35331732

>>35331596
Remember that even the lewdest and strongest of monster girls are weak to genuine love and affection.
This proves that Eros is the strongest god.
Welcome to my TED talk.

>> No.35331741

>>35331605
Goes back to depending on which slimes merged. They can either end up splitting back to their original types, or split into 2 copies of the merged slime type.

>> No.35331749

>>35331732
What about the most wholesome and weakest?

>> No.35331769

>>35331741
Would it always work if you really miss their original personalities?

>> No.35331779

>>35331648
Maybe she should ditch the tube and just become the bapho of the oceanic abyss

>> No.35331784

>>35331648
Is she in the kiddy pool?

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>>35325342

>> No.35331807

>>35331769
Maybe. Merging and mana stuff in general is a really unpredictable, which is why I try to avoid merges as much as possible.

>> No.35331810

>>35331714
She does have a face!

>> No.35331822

>>35331791
Nice facesitter on this one

>> No.35331832
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>>35331810
she does indeed, and she is very cute

>> No.35331854

>>35331791
Big baphos look better than the little ones. The small ones just look so dorky, and a mature bapho seems like it would fit as a big sister role among the Sabbath girls, kind of like fairy and Titania.

>> No.35331863

>>35329882
you make them a hellhound, because hellhounds are better kobolds than kobolds

>> No.35331893

>>35331863
But that wouldn't be keeping them Kobolds.

>> No.35331894

>>35331854
>among
When the sabbath is sus!

>> No.35331909

>>35331894
I'll punt you, Chesh.

>> No.35332059

>>35331791
damn this bapho looks nice and molestable

>> No.35332076

>>35331732
Cuddling on the couch on a lazy Saturday afternoon is a great way to bond with your monstergirlfriend, especially if she's only wearing your stolen hoodie and a pair or ratty pink ankle socks

>> No.35332100
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>>35331894
>>35331909
SUS

>> No.35332110

>>35332100
cringe

>> No.35332115

>>35332100
I'll wax you bald.

>> No.35332167
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>>35325342
Forget kiks and shogs. Get yourself a nice human girl maid.

>> No.35332170

Holstaur milk is cool and all, but would you drink goat girl milk?

>> No.35332183

>>35332167
I will and take good care of her. Giving her holstaur milk to stay healthy.
>>35332170
I try it for sure.

>> No.35332185

>>35332167
That's a short human, you sure it's not a Witch in a maid outfit?

>> No.35332195

>>35332170
I'll drink any monster girl milk, m8

>> No.35332199

>>35325342
Behold.
>A monstergirl story that deviates from MGE
As people in this thread fucking crucify me.

>> No.35332220
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35332220

>35332199

>> No.35332233 [SPOILER] 
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>>35332167
>anchor
>maid

>> No.35332252

>>35332220
You're not supposed to acknowledge it.

>> No.35332261

>>35332252
Nothing's stopping him from samefagging.

>> No.35332262

>>35332220
See what I mean?

>> No.35332263
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>>35332170
Yeah, and lots of it.

>> No.35332288

>>35332170
wanna drink exotic monster milk

>> No.35332291

>>35332263
imagine...

>> No.35332337
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35332337

You reek of peasantry

>> No.35332339

>>35331445
If a Tsurara licks a metal pole on a hot summer day, does her tongue get stuck?

>> No.35332360
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>>35332337
Sorry, I only go for vampires with big bloodbags.

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>>35332170
You would be surprised how nice Bapho milk is.

>> No.35332391
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35332391

>>35332337
Biters get the...

>> No.35332392

>>35332360
It's a scientific fact that women with moderate breasts are more fertile. More fertile means more dhampirs which means more opportunities to bully your vamp. You need to think ahead, it's the only way to win against monsters

>> No.35332407
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35332407

>>35332167
>human girl

>> No.35332412
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>>35332391
NECK!

>> No.35332420

>>35332407
He misspelt, it's actually a "humonculous". Easy mistake to make

>> No.35332464

>>35332407
That's not a human, that's a boat.

>> No.35332469

>>35332337
If a vampire ever says this to me I'm breaking into her home and rolling around in her bed so her sheets have peasant smell on them.

>> No.35332470

>>35332407
Yes, human girl.

>> No.35332475

Bullying a bashful vampire by exercising and then having them feel how heavy your pulse is while you talk about your workout!

>> No.35332495

>>35332469
>Making her sheets smell like your sweat and a pleasant earthy smell
Foolishness anon you've fallen into her lap. Vampires are like all other women, what they say is the opposite of what they mean

>> No.35332506

>>35332391
Smack.

>> No.35332509

>>35331893
not with that attitude

>> No.35332523

>>35332509
Good. It wouldn't count if they aren't still Kobolds.

>> No.35332573

>>35332495
How can I have fallen into her lap if I'm in her bed?

>> No.35332575

>>35332337
Ok, you reek of entitlment
>gonna dance nude in her room and leave

>> No.35332579

>>35332407
Stay down.

>> No.35332602

>>35332337
Hey, I don't stink, I just took a shower

>> No.35332626

What is the best kind of personality for a lactating monster?

>> No.35332658

>>35332626
motherly, very motherly and coddling

>> No.35332661

>>35332626
Kind of a silly question because all monsters should lactate at some point in their lives regardless of personality

>> No.35332674

>>35332626
Either gentle and caring or smug and assertive.

>> No.35332689
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35332689

Why do Shirohebis look so meek?

>> No.35332716

>>35332689
Certain predators are masters of camouflage

>> No.35332726

>>35332689
They are until the jealousy switch is flipped.

>> No.35332764

>>35332674
>smug and assertive holstaur
>forces her nipple into your mouth, then teases you when you're mindbroken from the milk and constant ejaculations
Didn't know I wanted this until now.

>> No.35332775

>>35332689
to hide the crazy

>> No.35332810

>>35330686
Needs a glowing mousegirl as well.

>> No.35332811
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>>35332764
I misread that as "asserts you're mindbroken" and imagined a low level monster smugly insisting that she mindbroke anon from doing something relatively mundane while he plays along

>> No.35332867
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>>35332407
It's true, look how much better they are than monsters

>> No.35332879

>>35332689
It's a type of camouflage

>> No.35332905

>>35332764
add a bit of ara, and I would lose to a cow

>> No.35333026

how to find a dragon's cave?

>> No.35333182
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35333182

>>35325342
Demon Realm snakes are scary.

>> No.35333217

So how about a magpie harpy harem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqSbDcks_uA

>> No.35333218

>>35332689
Just tell her you're into confident, muscular women.

>> No.35333232

>>35333026
Look up where the most expensive real estate is.

>> No.35333260

>>35333232
what should I bring?

>> No.35333274

>>35333260
A witty tongue.

>> No.35333281

>>35333274
but I have a tongue

>> No.35333293

>>35333217
Just gonna say, mischievous harpy twins are a common fantasy of mine.

>> No.35333307

>>35333281
Then use it to flatter her, Barrelrider.

>> No.35333338

>>35333307
gonna compliment her fat tail and her meaty body, also says she looks good for a 17,000 year old

>> No.35333383
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35333383

Fact: Traditional desert realm clothing is perfect on pears. Anubis, Pharaoh and even non-desert species lolis should walk around in dangerously small drapes that are one false move away from exposure, showing off their wide hips and fat butts and other assets.

>> No.35333459

i need fat monster ass

>> No.35333470
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35333470

>>35333459
I wanna holst to sit on my face

>> No.35333490

>>35333470
Definetly would be a tasty treat. But i would also love it, if she were to sit in my lap for cuddling and headpatting.

>> No.35333495
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>>35333383
You make a compelling argument

>> No.35333515

>>35333470
i feel ya, but for them, I'd rather get a nursing handjob or getting shoved into their tits

>> No.35333533

>>35333490
>>35333515
Why not all three?

>> No.35333558

>>35333533
Yep. That is a good idea too. Also pushing her down from time to time and groping her breasts a lot.

>> No.35333589

>>35333558
holsts are amazing

>> No.35333611

holst jabberwock

>> No.35333617
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35333617

>>35333589
I really love them. Gentle, submissive, milky but could also be assertive too.

>> No.35333623
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>>35333495
That wolf needs a narrower loincloth, if you ask me.

>> No.35333628
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35333628

>>35333611
She got the body to be a cow for sure.

>> No.35333668

>>35333628
why does chub excite me so much

>> No.35333671
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35333671

>>35325342

>> No.35333679

>>35333628
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!!

>> No.35333683
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>>35333617
>deliberately not milking a holst so she'll go nuts and rape you senseless
Don't know if I'd have the heart to do that to her but I bet it'd be worth.

>>35333668
Primal instinct. Pretty girls make you feel a little horny, but chub drives you mad with need to breed.

>> No.35333706

>>35333668
You know, you can tease with her chubby parts.
>>35333679
Kinda rude.
>>35333671
I love Seaport Hime so much. It would make me happy, if i was able to knock her up and seeing the test results.

>> No.35333721
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35333721

>>35333683
oops i didn't see yours. >>35333706
I think they only get "mad", when they sexual advances are ignored for too long or see something red for too long.

>> No.35333723
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35333723

I support the order
Do you support the order, anon?

>> No.35333728

>>35333683
Don't need to deny her sex or deny milkings. Just lead her into a room in which everything is red: the walls, curtains, bed, carpet, etc. Then just wait. She'll snap and grind your pelvis into dust like a true minotaur would

>> No.35333730

I damn, holy crap. That doujin of the big girls hugging and forcing the guy inside their clothes even in his sleep and dream world. Damn, just damn. This was the hottest thing without penetration I've read.
How was that even possible

>> No.35333738
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35333738

Fishnets drive me wild with breeding instinct

>> No.35333739

>>35333723
I support my dick in monster pussy

>> No.35333746

>>35333683
>>35333706
when I see the chub, I want t molest and tease the chubby monster, call her a fatty, glutton, and a fat ass as I play with the chub

>> No.35333762
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35333762

>>35333746
then the breeding instinct kicks in

>> No.35333774
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35333774

>>35333746
Same. Providing them with food afterwards, so that she wouldn't have hard feelings and also staying chubby.

>> No.35333787
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>>35333746
Retard

>> No.35333837

>>35333787
why

>> No.35333845
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35333845

>>35333746
Hard to tease her when that's what she's going for

>> No.35333849
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>>35325342

>> No.35333921

>>35333774
damn those are some fat tiddies and she appears to have holst blood in her

>> No.35333942
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35333942

>>35333921
Should be a demon, but with a bust size like those it's easy to mistake her for a holstaur too.

>> No.35333979
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35333979

>>35325342

>> No.35334036

any monster I see with big tits, I am calling them cows and I am calling flatties as barren walls

>> No.35334166
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>Anon is married to a bully gyaru succubus
>She likes teasing him a lot
>Like slapping his butt while he's cooking breakfast
>"lmao you're such a virgin Anon, your reactions are tots cutes"
>Anon points out she literally drained him dry last night. Again.
>"like, so what?"
>Sleepy small succubus enters the kitchen while muttering good morning
>Anon stares at succ-wife while pointing at their daughter
>"??? stop coping Anon, go have sex or something"
>Once again Anon is pulled to the bedroom after cooking breakfast
>The bullying has been going on for 5 years now

>> No.35334182

how do I ask my haku teacher out?

>> No.35334259

>>35334182
Ask her to teach you how to date a woman.

>> No.35334309
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35334309

The madman did it, the yeti is back.

>> No.35334312
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35334312

Goats

>> No.35334374

>>35334166
>Cute sleepy succubus daughteru

Nice. I will take her fishing and and then we can go shopping for new boots

>> No.35334442

Are there any monster girls that directly propose marriage to the man?

>> No.35334496
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35334496

>>35325342

>> No.35334531

>>35334309
Yaya?

>> No.35334549

>>35334442
Most dominant monsters that aren't massive tsunderes should count.

>> No.35334632
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>>35325342

>> No.35334636
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35334636

Why are dummy girls cute?

>> No.35334641

>>35334442
>Decide to propose to your adorable Dragon waifu
>Go out to The Nuki jeweler and get a nice ring
>Arrange a romantic dinner date with your waifu during the full moon for maximum impact
>Dinner goes well, but she seems nervous, obviously she knows something big is coming
>Go for a walk by the Riverside in the moonlight
>Stop by a park bench, get ready to pull out the ring, your heart hammering in your chest
>She gets down on her knees and pulls out a thin, gold circlet
>"Anon...will you marry me?!"

Proposal ruined.

>> No.35334680

>>35334636
Look at those baby blues, so cute

>> No.35334699

>>35334636
cause it is fun to mess with them and they cute

>> No.35334702
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35334702

>>35325342
Feel the eel.

>> No.35334781
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>>35334680
Very cute indeed.
>>35334699
That is true. Lovingly messing around with them, then petting their head, so that they forgive us for messing with them. Then repeat.

>> No.35334846

>>35334636
The correct thing to do would be to pretend you don't see her.

>> No.35334863
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>>35334846
That would be funny, yes.

>> No.35334897

>>35334636
sneak up behind and slap ass

>> No.35334942
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>>35334897
That can work too.

>> No.35334952
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35334952

>>35325342

>> No.35335142
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>>35325342

>> No.35335245
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35335245

I wanna fuck my boss.

>> No.35335254

>>35335245
I want to fist a centaur and get my arm stuck inside of her.

>> No.35335449

how can you tell if your momster browses 4momster?

>> No.35335460
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35335460

bio-mecha waifus?

>> No.35335486
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35335486

>>35335460
or waifu reanimated as a monster?

>> No.35335500

>>35334942
All wolfus need to be at least this fluffy.

>> No.35335521

>>35334641
>Circlet instead of marriage collar
Bold! As expected of Dragons!

>> No.35335531
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35335531

Cat taming.

>> No.35335541

>>35335449
subtly use whatever the 4monster lingo is in normal conversation with her
if she doesn't need to ask what the words mean, then you'll know

>> No.35335547
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35335547

>>35325342

>> No.35335580
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35335580

>>35334942
>>35335500
Yes

>> No.35335592

>>35335580
>>35334942
Wolves are meant to be domesticated and work 9 to 5 to take care of their house husband

>> No.35335603

>>35325620
You know damn well which wight can say it.

>> No.35335606

>>35335531
Cutest cat!

>> No.35335609

>>35335531
>Ocelomeh preparing to fight and capture one of the strange men who arrived on a giant boat.
>He starts patting and rubbing her while calling her a 'good kitty'.
>Forgets what she was doing.

>> No.35335625

>>35325970
>>>35325866 #
>They do give tours, but guests are usually only allowed in the *pubic areas of the Academy
Ftfy

>> No.35335631
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chesh ass is inferior to monke butte

>> No.35335633
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35335633

>>35335500
>>35335580
>>35335592
I love cows the most, but wolfs are pretty nice too.
>>35335531
Monster girls are so great to pet. Even if they are bigger than me.

>> No.35335644

>>35335547
I would still choose the P'orcs.

>> No.35335651

>>35335631
they both need a good handprint

>> No.35335654
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>> No.35335664

Haven't heard a good, loud proclamation from chocolate undead ruler appreciators in a while. Have they all been graped?

>> No.35335665

>>35335580
>Wolf wife who calls you Boss and wants to help you with whatever you're doing at the moment

Cute!

>> No.35335671
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>>35335592
I wouldn't wish that on anyone, let alone my waifu.

>> No.35335686

>>35335644
I legitimately hate this picture, makes me sad everytime I see it

>> No.35335735
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>>35325342

>> No.35335743
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35335743

post fertile monsters, I'll start

>> No.35335748
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35335748

They are adapting.

>> No.35335759

>>35335748
With current day's prices I'd consider marriage

>> No.35335776
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35335776

>>35335743
All of them are fertile.

>> No.35335779

>>35335743
gross, the cards are going to get all sweaty

>> No.35335797

>>35335776
it does vary. you'll have better luck with devilbugs than dragons, for instance.

>> No.35335805
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>>35335743
Ask and ye shall receive

>> No.35335807

>>35335776
some are more fertile than others

>> No.35335814
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>>35335743

>> No.35335867
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35335867

>>35335807
>>35335797
I just need to pump them more.
>>35335814
I want to make lots and lots of mini Kashino with her!

>> No.35335914
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>>35335735
FIRMLY GRASP

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>>35335547

>> No.35335956

>>35335948
scrawny, she needs to eat more

>> No.35335972
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35335972

>>35335956
Better?

>> No.35335991

>>35335948
Cute and spunky!
>>35335972
Short Orc is cute! 11/10 would slather in suntan lotion until she tans dark green

>> No.35335993

>>35335972
yeah, the other one looked like a tall goblin

>> No.35336048

>>35335948
Leggy goblins.

>> No.35336054
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35336054

>>35335686
Just remember they get their revenge

>> No.35336059
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35336059

>>35335991
>short orc
>5'9"
>I am 5'6"
Being a manlet is suffering. At least a tall MG would find my modest stature cute, right?

>> No.35336077
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35336077

>>35325342

>> No.35336080

>>35336059
yeah, you are gonna be taken by an 8' tall monster girl in a reverse mating press like the manlet you are

>> No.35336103

>>35336059
>Captured by Orcs
>Sentenced to oil-wrestle for your freedom
>Greenies are sweethearts, don't want to hurt the cute little Man-Thing
>Assign him the smallest girl in their tribe, "Runt"
>She's a super-strong tomboy that's self-conscious about her height; her sisters and cousins tease her about it constantly
>For the first time in her life she's actually TALLER than her opponent and he's a BOY!
>She's heart-pupiling as she strips down and slips into her string bikini

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35336106

>>35335547
P'orcs are a million times better than elves. You can never convince me otherwise.

>> No.35336138

>>35336106
>Coming to a village near you: The P'Orc Raiders! Get your tickets now!

>> No.35336144

>>35336080
>>35336103
My pleadings to "Be gentle with me" are going to fall on deaf ears, aren't they?

>> No.35336155
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Around elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.35336161

>>35336144
that is gonna either
A.make it worse
B.make her coddle you like a baby

>> No.35336174

>>35330121
Some times you want the wolf without the literal hound of hell side of things. Something more wild and primal. Sometimes you want to actually lean heavy into the actual 'were' part of werewolf and experience 'normalcy' as your wife/wives get steadily hornier with the phases of the moon until it all explodes into a night of brief hunt and long sex. Werewolves have their niche, you just have to appreciate them for it.

>> No.35336176

>>35336144
If you manage to sound cute and baby-like enough you might get off with a nursing handjob
and then the reverse mating press

>> No.35336178

>>35336144
She will very gently and lovingly ride you into the ground. The good news is Runt is VERY strong and gives the best cuddles afterward

>> No.35336193

>>35336161
>Her gently teaching you wrestling moves by moving your arms and legs while on top of you, softly murmuring encouragement and ocassionally stealing a little neck-kiss

>> No.35336195
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I want to sniff a mamomo puss in heat so badly.

>> No.35336213

>>35332337
>tfw I read that as 'pleasantry' first
Now I want a feud-slip vampire gf that tries to be haughty and arrogant but accidentally comes out with the sweetest shit.

>> No.35336214

>>35336138
I sure hope so!

>> No.35336216

>>35336195
damn, how soft is she?

>> No.35336229

>>35333723
Gonna make this chuuni dhampir suck my blood and enjoy it!

>> No.35336230

>>35336213
>you reek of pleasantry
>huh, that's weird, anyway how's it going?

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>>35336216
Very soft.

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>>35336229
She's on a quest!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh1qqLbuBww

>> No.35336301

>>35336280
Gonna co-operate with her mom to turn her into the regal princess of the night she was born to be!

>> No.35336308 [SPOILER] 
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Birb.

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>>35336193
>get "trained" every day
>slowly but surely get stronger
>eventually gain enough confidence to actually be the challenger
>she just fends me off by holding my head and keeping me at arms length, impotently struggling like a cartoon character
>get "trained" extra hard that night as a reward for being so "manly"

>> No.35336383

>>35336371
>plant dragon
want to drink some of her sap, if ya know what I mean

>> No.35336422

>>35336377
you a manlet, just drink more holst milk then

>> No.35336471

>>35336377
It's be cool if they made you an honorary tribe member and made you wear a loincloth and warpaint. You'd sleep in her hut in the same hammock as your adopted 'sister' and she'd be responsible for training you everyday until you became a strong honorary Orc

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>>35336195
/PUFFY VULVA/

>> No.35336505
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I need a big, meaty fox to procreate with.

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>>35336477
My favorite.

>> No.35336540

>>35336505
yes, this is a fox that needs no tricks to ensnare me, all she needs to do is to show a little skin and I am a goner, and will begin to think with my dick

>> No.35336557

>Have to start going back in office
The wife will not be pleased now that the hinezumi coof is no longer an excuse

>> No.35336601
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>> No.35336633

how do I get on the news in MGC?

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>> No.35336699

>>35336670
gee, how are you angel and a dhampir as well

>> No.35336707
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>>35336633
Go streaking in a wan part of town.

>> No.35336734
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New wife fumo! Would your wife like a plushie of herself?

>> No.35336753
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Since I got into cyberpunk (the genre, not the game) I like automatons and other robots way more.

>> No.35336792

>>35336707
gonna be the red rocket cause how fast i am and being covered in meat

>> No.35336889

Ok Automaton I will deposit five coins, now please stop repeating yourself.

>> No.35336905

>>35336734
spoooky

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>>35335743

>> No.35336925

>>35336734
Respect

>> No.35336934

>>35336921
This is the optimal figure for a pregnant monster girl.

>> No.35336940

>>35336934
Youkai are made for breedin'.

>> No.35336943

>>35336889
>Please insert your cock in the pleasure receptacle
>Thanks you, please wait...calibrating *squeeze*
>*Moan* C-calibration complete...beginning pleasure cycle
>Remember: you may request kissing, touching, or speed or position changes at ANY time
>T-thank you and pleeeaseee enjoy yourseeeeeellffffmmmMMMM!~~~

>> No.35336950

>>35336734
I think she'd prefer one of me.

>> No.35336956

>>35336077
Gonna bully the golem.

>> No.35336958

>>35333730
sauce?

>> No.35336968

>>35336940
That they were.
Wherever you end up on Monsokoyo, make sure every member of that group is as heavily pregnant as that picture.

>> No.35336971

>>35336077
What a deal!

>> No.35336990

>>35336077
How the hell is she going to get impregnated the first time when it takes forever for monsters to get pregnant? Are golems secretly really fertile or something?

>> No.35337004

>>35336734
Don't need a plush of your wife when your wife is the plush.

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>>35336792
>Breaking News at 6, a human male was spotted in little Wankanda streaking screaming that "I am the Red Rocket"
>A witness to the incident stated that she has never seen anything like it and she hopes to see him again.

>> No.35337023

>>35336990
Nobody asked, so nobody knew.

>> No.35337034

>>35337004
Boogey: Become Fumo

>> No.35337043

>>35336958
https://nhentai.net/g/361399/

>> No.35337048
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Breed onis.

>> No.35337049

>>35336943
PLEASE DEPOSIT FIVE COINS

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>>35337048
Fuck, wrong pic.

>> No.35337067

>>35336077
I accept this deal.

>> No.35337070

>>35337048
I worry about being targeted by onis or any other strong girl. If they try to kabedon me they might punch a hole through the wall.

>> No.35337075

>>35337049
More like

>PLEASE DEPOSIT FIVE KISSES

>> No.35337091
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I bet monsters actually get more milky than you'd expect when they get pregnant.

>> No.35337117

>>35337070
I'd prefer strong, but gentle and even a bit meek oni.

>> No.35337119

>>35337065
What are those creatures?

>> No.35337125

>>35337091
fat

>> No.35337132

>>35336734
Now that's dedication

>> No.35337166

>>35337091
Hathor gets quite excited to hand out her blessing when a monster girl gets pregnant.

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>>35337119
>The small yellow chick-like creatures in Azur Lane. The creatures are the logo and mascot of one of the Azur Lane developers, Shanghai Manjuu Network Technology Co., Ltd. (上海蛮啾网络科技有限公司), called "manjuu" for short.

>> No.35337202

>>35337091
Well of course, they're gonna have to feed both the baby and the husband.
>>35337166
And I love her for it.

>> No.35337226

>>35333723
I support leading more invasions into the demon realm, thus we can all finally get married..... I mean vanquish the demon lord.

>> No.35337228

>>35337202
>Already busty hinezumi gets impregnated.
>Few months down the line she's hefting breasts that have gone up five cup sizes due to how happy Hathor is.

>> No.35337266

>>35336155
Pretty sure that's a dragon. Or maybe an AYYLMAO

>> No.35337335

can I fuck hathor?

>> No.35337339

What do you do if a level 255 Slime MG is coming after you?

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>>35337266
thats tiki, so dragon

>> No.35337345

>>35337339
Salt.

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>> No.35337364

>>35337339
Run right into it. If someone else is being chased by it, intercept the slime.

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>>35337339
Accept the age regression

>> No.35337366

>>35337339
lotsa corn starch then a hammer

>> No.35337377

>>35337353
I don't mind the mouth tendrils, it's the tongue tie that freaks me out.

>> No.35337380

>>35337339
use a level 5 goblin as a living shield to be OHKO'd by the slime, leveling up the slime and rolling her over from level 256 to level 1.

>> No.35337387

>>35337367
that ain't fat

>> No.35337393

>>35337339
Fuck it until it is level 300.

>> No.35337394

>>35337339
Throw a level-up potion at her

>> No.35337404

>>35337339
swim in lava

>> No.35337460

>>35336301
how do you intend to do that anon?

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>>35337367
>that
>a fat ass

>> No.35337482

>>35337339
Attack it's giant shiny weak point for massive damage.

>> No.35337489

>>35337470
FAT SLIME CHEEKS

>> No.35337494

>>35337482
>it's
Great, now you're not only fighting the slime, but you're also going to be fighting a level 255 Haku.

>> No.35337496

>>35337470
f-fuck

>> No.35337517

>>35337494
Toss a stupid person for the haku to educate

>> No.35337545

>>35336301
you'll break her heart anon

>> No.35337569
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>Keep your enemies close...
>and me, closer~

>> No.35337568
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>> No.35337571

anon, would you be able to focus in a class with a sexy single monster teacher?

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>>35337394
but she IS the potion

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>> No.35337655

>>35337339
go get a hug from her, probably the milifest looking slime

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>>35337571
I would purposefully pretend I don't understand so I have an excuse to stay after class/detention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpLzW7fm1c0

>> No.35337722

Mindflayer can't flay you if you are too dumb.

>> No.35337730

>>35337663
I would be a teachers pet desu and end up helping the teach whenever I could

>> No.35337754

>>35337722
flayer trying to fail a tard anon, ends up seeing the word booba in his head

>> No.35337763

>>35337722
>if I can't do any more damage I can rummage in your head as much as I want!

>> No.35337777

>>35337763
>it is empty, completely empty

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>>35337754
extremely plausible

>> No.35337822

>>35337777
>7777
quads confirm anon is brain dead

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>>35337722
>t.

>> No.35337869

I want to prostitute myself to monster girls, but only if they're 4'6" or shorter.

>> No.35337868

>>35337777
>flayer is concerned and impressed that anon is a functional being

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>>35337825
>You know what they say, Anon. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up and you eat that horse! Come eat that horse with me, Anon!

>> No.35337889

>>35337868
anon is a speical boy, he doesn't know his right form his left but he can add 1+1=3

>> No.35337911

>>35337788
Godbless waifufags and them commission a bunch of art of girls. Never realized how wonderful an echidna wife would be until someone decided to wife one

>> No.35337913

>>35337868
it's okay he achieved nirvana

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>> No.35337941

>>35337889
sounds like wurm food

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>> No.35337957

>>35337868
thats the price he paid for having a thick skull

>> No.35337970
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>> No.35337974

>>35337911
The thread and art have changed my whole opinion of echidna, crow tengu, wendigo, and greenworm. Crazy.

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>> No.35338065

>>35338038
would eat vegemite off her tits

>> No.35338068

>>35338038
>gyaru bunyip
hot, veery hot

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>> No.35338150
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Marry robots.

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>>35338150
You make a compelling case.

>> No.35338183

>>35338150
i'm also fine with enslavement or "protective custody"

>> No.35338185

>>35338170
Nyto.

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>>35338185

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>>35338150
>>35338170
do 'borgs count?

>> No.35338213

>>35338150
how do I do that?

>> No.35338216

>>35338199
So many Nytos

>> No.35338223

>>35338170
give me meaty robots

>> No.35338234

>>35338150
She got an artificial womb?

>> No.35338255

>>35338234
she has a fully functioning fabrication bay

>> No.35338266

>>35338150
need me a sassy shortstack robot wife

>> No.35338286

>>35337460
I flash ample neck cleavage, I often 'accidentally' nick myself and ask her to lick the wound to heal it because vampire saliva does that. I offer her plenty of dark red wine with meals, and slowly increase the amount of blood in it.

I make sure to pamper her too.

>> No.35338295

>>35337545
Not before she breaks my pelvis.

>> No.35338302

>>35337595
>Healing potion slime
OPwife.

>> No.35338333

>>35338286
all that'll do is give her a blood craving not turn her into a mistress of the night

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>>35338223

>> No.35338348

>>35338255
Not him but I want to catch my Assault Model looking up heavy duty daughter fabrication units.

>> No.35338416

>>35338335
i see it

>> No.35338419

>>35338333
Prove it.

>> No.35338431
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>>35338416
See what?

>> No.35338448

>>35338431
are robutt's butts spankable?

>> No.35338454
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35338454

How exactly do you defy the gods in this monster girl universe, anon?

>> No.35338469

>>35338448
Yes, they have special impact padding that is great at shock absorption.

>> No.35338471

i just want fuck monster girls and have many kids

>> No.35338474

>>35337970
New Resident Snuggle game looks great

>> No.35338475

>>35338448
>installing backend dependencies

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>>35332407
What's the problem with loving a human girl, it's still love.

>> No.35338509

>>35338477
Their monster is on the inside.

>> No.35338529

>>35338469
>>35338475
how do I make the butt fatter?

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>> No.35338561

>>35338529
Speak with a Gremlin about getting her a 'rear armor upgrade' or for extra shock padding.

>> No.35338667

>>35338561
gotta go to brazil for it, right?

>> No.35338669

>>35338536
>be junior lieutenant in starfleet
>captain takes a liking to me
>starts bringing me with her in away missions
>somehow, I'm only chosen for the most dangerous ones
>finding the antidote in the manticore planet
>breaking into a hellhound prison-ship
>sneaking aboard the apophis empire capital cruiser
>we even came close to breaching the first directive when we crash-landed in a primitive amazon enclave
>always manage to escape certain rape by the skin of our teeth
>she's strangely disappointed every time
I don't understand anons, what does she want from me?

>> No.35338696

>>35338667
Nah, local GremCo should have parts.
You only gotta go out of country for the more extreme modifications

>> No.35338710

>>35338696
can I become a GremCo robutt engineer ?

>> No.35338747

>YOU WON'T GET TIRED OF MY VOICE WILL YOU?

>> No.35338786

What would you do if you caught a monster girl shlicking to you in public?

>> No.35338788
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>> No.35338795

>>35338477
>Marry qt human girl
>Get her pregnant first try
>Have a son
>You're the happiest man alive
>Your wife is beautiful and loves your son more than life itself
>You boy is strong and smart, and looks just like you. Everyday is an adventure, and you can't wait to teach him everything about everything
>One day you notice something funny
>Water from the tap has a strange, sweet odor, like faint roses
>Wife starts acting funny
>She starts initiating sex more often, and she never seems satisfied with one round
>She's stronger, too, and seems more lively, somehow
>You've gotten stronger yourself, your friends at work notice, and you've had to get your suits re-tailored to make room for your bigger shoulders and slimmer waist
>One night, after a marathon 2-hoir lovemaking session (Anon Junior being at his Grandmother's house for the weekend), you notice two little nubs on the top of your wife's head
>Uh oh
>Before the week is out she's grown a set to cute little horns, a slim, whip-like black tail with a cute spade, and a pair of gorgeous but miniature black wings
>She somehow doesn't appear to have noticed anything is different
>You decide not to mention it for now
>She's started talking about having another baby
>Lately, she's becoming VERY insistent
>Looks like Anon Jr. is getting a kid sister

>> No.35338801

>>35338786
Bully my wife over shlicking to me in public

>> No.35338803

>>35338786
Act like I didn't see her and move on, then quickly glance back to see the disappointed look on her face.

>> No.35338808

>>35338786
>Smack her hand
>Take over with yours

Odds are your fingers are bigger than hers, plus with her hands free she can pull your hair while she Frenches you.

>> No.35338813

>>35338786
look at her, motion to her to follow me, and when not in the public eye, start stripping for her

>> No.35338821

>>35338803
What makes you think she'll sit there and let the opportunity slip by? She's no longer sitting still, she's getting closer!

>> No.35338824

Since a lot of Anon's fantasize about taking a submissive role when posting here, would lonely Mamanons also hornypost about being taken by a dominant human man? Or would they retain their dominant instincts?

>> No.35338836

>>35338824
yeah, they would a whole lot more

>> No.35338858

>>35338786
Give her a hand

>> No.35338867

>tfw ywn be molested and gangraped by monster girls

>> No.35338873

>>35338824
It'd be big, strong girls that want to be dominated, and weak, small girls that want to overpower a man and make him her bitch.

>> No.35338878
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>> No.35338894

>>35338786
Fuck it, I've always wanted to try public sex. Monster mana also does that "own little world" thing so it's not like we would be bothering anyone.

>> No.35338905

>>35338786
look into her soul and toss her my number

>> No.35338913

Robots can't love you

>> No.35338928
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>>35338913
You can't love you

>> No.35338930

>>35338913
But I can love them.

>> No.35338933

>>35338867
Always wondered what I would actually do if a monster girl grabbed my crotch on public transport. I'd like to think I would be able to switch it around so I'm the one molesting her, but odds are I would just freeze up like a deer.

>> No.35338942

>>35338873
Nice, as things should be.

>> No.35338958
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>>35338913
Love finds a way.

>> No.35338959
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>>35338913
Prove it.

>> No.35338965

>>35338933
I would either end up doing either freezing up or turning to them and attempt to kiss them

>> No.35338970

>>35338333
Aren't dhampirs that embrace their vampire heritage basically just vampires?

>> No.35338996

>>35338933
I don't see a way to negotiate with a slime once she's already infiltrated through your pants so many as well just roll with it.

>> No.35339011
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>> No.35339027

>>35338959
They're machines they can't feel love she can just pretend to feel it

>> No.35339028
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35339028

After playing playing Witcher 3 I have an urge to see Wild Hunt style dark elves
>tfw no 7ft tall buff dark elves in full plate coming to enslave you.

>> No.35339066

>>35337595
Imagine being submerged in a health potion slime. Can you drown from healing?

>> No.35339080

>>35338933
I would wear a shirt that would say molest me please

>> No.35339086

>>35339027
But anon, humans are just machines made of meat. All our consciousness is is electrical signals running through a circuit board made of meat and blood vessels.

>> No.35339110

Cunny!

>> No.35339132
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>> No.35339150

>>35339132
nice lich wife

>> No.35339160
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>> No.35339188

dragon zombie
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90729302

>> No.35339199

>>35339086
Not true living beings have a soul

>> No.35339210

would you wear a collar if your wife wants you to?

>> No.35339214

>>35339210
With pride.

>> No.35339239

>>35339210
i don't have a strong opinion on it so why not

>> No.35339242

>>35339132
Why can't she wear pants

>> No.35339254

>>35339028
>You'll never be taken away by the wild hunt to serve as a squire to one of their elves.
Hurts.

>> No.35339271
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>> No.35339277

>>35339271
Where's the hag Titania?

>> No.35339290

>>35338913
but I like you

>> No.35339306

>>35339199
What constitutes a soul?

>> No.35339316
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>>35339254
>squire
That sure is a funny way of spelling "chair"

>> No.35339329

>>35339132
Didn't lichanon have a dragon zombie daughter at some point? What happened to her?

>> No.35339348

>>35339329
Ketala a cute

>> No.35339405
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>> No.35339410

>>35339405
It's one of those creepy stray cats again.

>> No.35339466
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>We know you're in there, Anon. Come out with your hands up!

>> No.35339475

>>35338795
>Marry qt human girl
Already lost me

>> No.35339483

>>35339466
I wanna motorboat her tits.

>> No.35339493

>>35339466
Sure, I'll have my hands up. Up just enough to grab those big breasts of yours.

>> No.35339497

>>35339327
What kind of chair licks the sweat off her once she's done raiding?

>> No.35339514

>>35339466
come out with my cock out? Ok, but you have to catch me first

>> No.35339524

>>35337339
normal slime creatures, with the notable exception of quicksilver slimes, have relatively low magick resistance
just keep your Teleport Other spells readied and you'll be fine

>> No.35339529

>>35339466
I'm going to post lewd images on a blue board and you can't stop me!

>> No.35339535

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because your wife is indulging your big tit fetish doesn't mean you can let her go overboard .
Some girls aren't built to have such grand tracks of land.

>> No.35339540

>>35337663
>"Tell me, teach"
>"how the hell am I supposed to focus when you're wearing a 'blouse' that looks like it was fucking PAINTED on?"
>"Do you think this was the Alp class or something? Maybe I need to get a transfer..."

>> No.35339545

>>35339466
I need to be raped by force to give up

>> No.35339582

Please deposit five coins!

>> No.35339585
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>>35325342

>> No.35339586
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>>35339535
Maybe that's why she's so mad.

>> No.35339589

>>35339466
wonder how long it would take a manticore negotiator to dismantle me.

>> No.35339591

>>35339582
why?

>> No.35339603

>>35339327
Delfs are for unsuspecting role-reversal in private
she can dom me all she wants in good company, but the instant we're alone the bets are off

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>>35339591
Just do it

>> No.35339625

>>35339586
>Husband. Where did you get those cookies you gave me?

>> No.35339629

>>35339616
what do I gain from doing this?

>> No.35339630

>>35339466
>come out both hands jerking it instead

>> No.35339644

>>35339466
let me fuck

>> No.35339662

>>35339497
A well-behaved chair.

>> No.35339672

>>35339586
perfect, the spell worked

>> No.35339701

>>35339466
wha I do?

>> No.35339734

tits

>> No.35339759

>>35339734
hear hear

>> No.35339765

>>35336990
The offer mentions nothing about how many times or how long.

>> No.35339766

>>35339734
You make a compelling point anon.

>> No.35339767

>>35339466
Oh yeah?

What're you gonna do? Throw dogs at me?

>> No.35339786

>>35339759
>>35339766
and ASS

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>>35339767
Prepare to have your fingers bitten.

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>>35339734
I agree

>> No.35339818
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>>35339767

>> No.35339878

>>35339466
But Officer, I didn't know she was 10!

>> No.35339879

>>35339803
big old mana fox tanks

>> No.35339916

>>35339734
are shit, DFC all the way

>> No.35339941

>>35339879
Mana is stored in the mammary glands

>> No.35339952

>>35339941
The best addition to any setting.
Especially those with monster girls.

>> No.35339992

>>35339941
so sabbath are weak?

>> No.35340005

>>35339992
he likes to repeat himself

>> No.35340030

>>35339941
so to defeat dark mages, I got suck some tits?

>> No.35340032

>>35339466
I’M GONNA CUDDLE WITH MY MOMSTER AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!
You’re free to come in and watch the movie with us, just please bring some soda and popcorn if you do.

>> No.35340039

>>35339941
I need proof of this

>> No.35340051

>>35339818
YAMERO!

>> No.35340063

how many of us want to be raised and fucked by our adopted momster?

>> No.35340065

>>35339818
>[X] Give them both belly rubs.

>> No.35340147

>>35339818
two cute doggies for me, yay

>> No.35340150
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>>35339329
I have three daughters!

>> No.35340168
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>>35340039
fox has big milkers
fox also magical
self explanatory

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>>35340168
Cow has big milkers
Cow is not magical
Please explain

>> No.35340223

>>35340202
their milk is magic in your mouth, therefore mana in tits

>> No.35340311

how do I make a chesh smug again?

>> No.35340327

night, theard
fuck old hags

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>>35340311
Take your dick out of her butt for a few days.

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>>35340311

>> No.35340402

>>35340328
do you have any more reasonable options?

>> No.35340403 [SPOILER] 
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Hey guys, it's the guy who drew that poor attempt at a hellhound again. I let you guys down by not drawing something new every day, but hopefully this will do.

>> No.35340504
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>>35340403
I appreciate your stuff a lot, keep it up. Don't beat yourself up about not drawing something every day, just drawing consistently is more than good enough for us my friend.

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>>35339466
You Will Never Take Me Alive!
>Wake up on a Lich's table, "Welcome back to the mortal coil, husband."

>> No.35340533
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>>35340504
Thanks! I'm struggling a lot with causing myself back and neck pain by leaning in to look at the monitor instead of just using the zoom function when drawing, so I haven't been able to draw more than this and that Yao.

>> No.35340580

>>35340533
Well you clearly put a lot of effort into both of them, they look great. I like how expressive your work is. Once you get the posture and zoom usage down, we'll all be very excited to see what you make.

>> No.35340596

>>35340533
I believe in you!

>> No.35340607

>>35340580
I'm just happy that someone likes them. Makes it easier to work on improving when I know that someone will get joy out of it! I can't help but hyperfixate on everything that's wrong with the image, so it's hard to enjoy the stuff I make myself.

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I read something fucked up right before I'm supposed to go to sleep. Post comfy monsters please

>> No.35340674
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>>35340645
I know that feeling, hence why I never read anything political a good two hours before bed.

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>>35340645

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>>35340674
It wasn't even political but it was something completely off-topic on /vg/ that just soured my mood. Fucking hate that board but I can't stop lurking

>> No.35340714

>>35340607
I can't wait to see the improvement. How long have you been going at it?

>> No.35340727
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One last cat before I hit the hay myself.

>> No.35340741

>>35340504
God, she's so pudgy.

>> No.35340743

>>35340727
I don't a monster or a girl in this one

>> No.35340756

>>35340741
I eat anon. It's what I do.

>> No.35340758

>>35340707
Now you got me curious, what was that?

>> No.35340764

>>35340714
That hellhound was last tuesday I think, so at this very moment about a week? I have "tried" to draw before, but that used to end up in binning what i was doing after five minutes and not drawing anything else for 6 months afterwards.

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>>35340645
Imagine falling asleep while cuddled up with a cute snake.

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>>35340758
Never you mind. Post comf

>> No.35340826

>>35340764
Well if that's your first real attempt then you're well on your way, it's far better than anythinf I've made 3 months in drawing pretty much every single day. You'll be there in no time, you have real talent for this sort of stuff!

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>>35340741

>> No.35340841

>>35340833
It do be what?

>> No.35340862

>>35340311
Hold her upside-down.

>> No.35340889

>>35340826
second attempt, but thank you! i'll try to draw more actively. if anyone here has some cute ideas i could try drawing, i'll write them down and see if i get around to them. no promises though.

>> No.35340916

>>35340833
its smug aura mocks me

>> No.35340948

>>35340889
Push up contest between two monsters of your choice

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>>35337722
>>35337777
>>35337868
You know it's bad when an otherwise normal fureiya flays anon and comes back a gyaru

>> No.35340997

>>35340825
Fuck that, I need to satisfy my curiosity

>> No.35340999

>>35340889
Well I'm always going to ask for more Greenworm art, so anything with them is always appreciated. The idea someone had about a Papillon daughter bringing her boyfriend home to meet her Greenworm mom sounds hilarious.

>> No.35341012

>>35340991
sometimes you mindbreak the mindflayer. these things happen

>> No.35341124

>>35340694
Why does he look so disturbingly feminine

>> No.35341135

>>35341124
Because you're an Alp.

>> No.35341148

Which monster girls would make good circus ringmasters?

>> No.35341149

>>35340504
I want to see that greenworm get dicked.

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