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Take it easy~No deaths/guro thread, mild bullying ok
I started playing Eight Views and I'm really liking cute little Maricha.I've gotten it used to the toilet, but it's still too dumb to pass the bronze badge exam.My only complaint is that the game feels really slow, does that change when you have more money/yus?
Easy daysRefreshing days
>>35279066Bullying is a serious problem and shouldn't be condoned, even if it is "mild". Mildness is also in the eye of the beholder.
>>35290778Is this meant to be slightly arousing?
>>35303045It is a pretty brutal pool.
What sort of lifespans do you like your yukkuri to have? Mouse, dog, cat, human? Maybe lobster considering dosus? Jellyfish for Mokous though.
>>35304714The longer the better, though I can understand why many artists give them pretty short lifespans.Personally, I really like the idea of dosu yukkuri being able to live for an indefinite amount of time, sometimes for centuries, due to their large size and extremely easy nature.
>>35286521I know where this is going...>>35281244The core loop won't change much, but there are some things to see when you go outside and some unlocks to get after you train yus for badges
>>35317928go mawisa go!
How could anyone take things easier than Cirno?
>>35281244Are Eight Views, Simyukkuri, and Yukkuri Diary the only current games?
>>35331386There might be some smaller ones here and there, but, chances are, the three you've listed are the best ones there are
>>35331508>the best onesthose are probably the only yukkuri games that exist
>>35279066Would...would the girls of touhou be as friendly as the yukkuri versions suggest?
>>35340931They'll be laid back as they eat you
>>35325336They can't. Cirno is the easiest.
I want to go out into the mountains and spend years studying taking it easy under an ancient and immensely easy dosumarisa.
>>35342271Same, but with a bodied dosu Marisa.
took it too easy~
Aya types or Chen (gold pin) types?
>>35279066mild bullying brings out the most cyuteness
>>35317928a puff puff of that power couldn't ever be stopped!
>>35353137Aya types.Fast and cunning!Even if they can be a little creepy sometimes.
>>35347286Please keep your pets away from hot glue
>>35355530This is a happy thread no bulling the yukkuri
>>35347121I'd be absolutely paralyzed if I was covered in them. One wrong move and, sqwoosh.
>>35360867Sounds fun, getting my mohawk ready immediately.
>>35290778>>35303126>>35303045Oh man that's fanart of the "High Grade Pet Shop Reimu" comic with lots of abuse, I remember that.
Lazy maid, still effective.
>>35382560It's weird when they have visible ears
>>35382773Yes, it definitely does. Kinda like how a seal would look weird with ears
>>35382587Bow before Mighty Marisa-sama's puff-puff!!
Why do I feel sad when I see yukkuris?
>>35376502Is there more of this?And anons, if there were any cute yukkuris that needed forever-homes, would you be willing to give it to them?
Can't take it easy when meido is dead and we have mod who silenty tries to slip new virtual youtuber theads in /jp/ and deleting post pointing this up.
>>35383091For every yukkuri taking it easy, there are many who cannot take it easy due to abyuse...
>>35383219There is, but I highly doubt you'd enjoy reading it. To summarize it all, it's about a "high-grade" Reimu that gets bought one day, but she's continually given to an abusive caretaker. The whole thing's just constant abuse of Reimu who just wants to have a easy home. It's sickening.
>>35383368Why is abuse such a running thing with yukkuris?
>>35383404Does she get a happy ending?
>>35383557No. She realizes the "friend" she was staying with was also her beloved owner. The comic ends with the abuse starting again and Yukkuri Reimu begging him not to hit her again.
>>35331386i wish i could get yukkuri diary running on an emulator but i have yet to succeed for reasons that elude me
>>35384041This...this isn't what Yukkuris would really look like, is it? It looks like that that burger monster from McDonalds.
>>35383538Some scientific research about a phenomenon known as "Cute Aggression" just showed up on my radar. As I was reading into it, numerous light bulbs started flashing in my head. It explains so much about what we already know about the differences between the yukkuri abusers and yukkuri lovers brain. The Amygdala! It is also heavily involved in the reaction to cuteness and is involved in reward processing for behavioral responses. If you have an underdeveloped amygdala, you are more vulnerable to cuteness overload which activates an aggressive response wherein you want to attack, hurt or destroy the source of the cuteness.Why do we get so much yukkuri abuse art–it's because they have an underdeveloped amygdala. Cute Aggression and the brain chemistry involved explains it all.
>>35384560So, in essence, those who have a greater ability to appreciate the cuteness of yukkuri's and wish to properly care for the happiness of them have more well-developed brains?
>>35384756>>35384560I really hope so anon. I was just turned to read True Happiness, and I feel sick.
>>35383538Because of how writers/artists often portray them as stupid/annoying as possible. For every image of a cute and cuddly yukkuri I can find, there's at least a dozen yukkuri pics with "shiddy slave, give maricha sweet-sweets now".I'd keep the top yu in this image because it's a cute talking manjuu and throw out the bottom one to the streets where it belongs.
If yukkuri pee is just sugar water...would eating out a yukkuri taste like eating candy?
>>35385336That's what you get when the only thing you feed your koyukkuri's are sweet-sweets! If you were a responsible owner, you'd give them regular food and only sweet-sweets as a reward.
How do the cute youkai girls view their yukkuri "counterparts"? I'd imagine that they'd be very dismayed when their fame built up over hundreds/thousands of years gets upended by some blob that, roughly, shares their visage that can only say "Take it easy~"
>>35385519I don't think they'd be too thrilled at meeting them. Some of the more yukkuri youkai might not care, or they might find them cute, but I imagine ones like Eiren or probably Flan would...not.
>>35385343It would, but consider that yukkuris consider their "urine" and "poo-poos" to be as disgusting as we consider our own. So it would be horrifying if you licked up their urine, I'd image.But lick-lick is a thing, so maybe not.
>>35385343Probably. And you\d get even closer to them since lick-lick is a bonding measure! They'd even beg for you to lick-lick them!
>>35386580Why are japs so obsessed with piss and shit? Why do buns need to eat or digest things?
>>35386862I like to think it's because it reinforces that the yu's are just fat blobs of manjuu that can talk that also have the mindset of human babies. And for some reason, when a yu poo-poos or pee-pees, it's much cuter than a regular being - since it's all just sugar water and bean paste.And lick-lick is kind of what animals like to do, licking each other, with the exception of licking up piss and shit. But, I wouldn't too opposed to doing it myself if I had to take care of them
>>35386862Because they're living things anons
I'd love to buy a mid-badged yu, that's nice, to spend time with and occasionally play with. Not so impulsive they're shitheads, but not such an over trained yu that they're not any fun anymore.If I could, I'd love to cuddle with it (safely) and do rub-rubs and lick-licks to bond with it..
>>35395902Please don't make the thread unyukkuri
>>35385519It depends. I imagine some of the more yukkuri youkai might not care, might like them, like Cirno or maybe even Reimu (so long as they don't foul up her shrine.) Rumia would probably love them, since she's pretty airheaded.Most of them, however, would probably not like it, for a variety of reasons. The idea of what's essentially a talking steamed bun challenging them or the fact that they look like them, and their believers getting yukkuri versions of them rather than paying their spirits their due attention. I imagine youkai like Ran or the scarlet sisters, and definitely even a Human like Marisa, would go as far as kill them on sight.
Take it eajy and do the poopoo dance!
>>35385519I imagine it took Aya a while to get used to hers.
>>35400068What does it say, anon?
>>35399649I guess it's not so funny when it's done to Aya herself.
>>35384560I always knew that the lovers were better than the abusers. Only a real monster would want to abuse Yukkis!
I wish there was a Pikmin-type game with yukkuri
>>35400676>A game about a Yukkuri>Goes from a life as a wild-type, to a suburban stray, to a Gold-badge Pet>A life of hardship, where choices determine whether you are a Nicehead or a Shithead>Ends with whether you can obtain the mythical pet status>Have to contend with fellow Yukkuris, good and bad, animals, abusive humans, and the elements>May even have to work together with Youkai visiting the outside world>Who may either be honest and beneficial youkai, or deceptive and deadlyI would enjoy a game where I can guide the life and survival of cute little yukkuri, from their easy birth to their Forever Easy, on theit journey for an Easy Owner!
>>35397587Reimu would probably like her Yuu if it brings in visitors and donations. Can you imagine it, anons?Yukkureimu singing her easy songs and making the visitors happy, who would then give her more donations. And all Reimu would have to do is let it live there, and maybe clean it up every now and then. The visitors themselves would probably feed it. She'd also have to make suee it's never alone with Marisa...
>>35385336Don't yukkuri's only get annoying/stupid if their owners take care of them wrongly?
>>35402091Yukkuris are just born shitty sometimes
I wish yukkuri were real. Aren't they just the cutest? I would kill to be able to raise a baby yuu
Someone tell me I'm not alone in feeling sad at Yukkuri abyuse? It wouldn't be anything if it were just few here and there, but it's always been the majority of art. And the autists over at OYP get angry if there isn't abyuse.Can no one appreciate cute Yukkuris?
>>35404878I wouldn't take it all too hard when it comes to abuse shit. Like an anon above said, supposedly it has something to do with an underdeveloped brain. Plus I wouldn't be surprised if those dipshits are hyping themselves up at OYP to kill real defenseless animals.
>>35286521>>35322286Sauce? Image search found the pics but not artist name. Where is it on shii?
>>35384756>>35400236Both wrong>>35404190Oh I would kill alright
>>35404878I still can't unsee Reimu rubbing a massive boner in the bottom part of the picture there
>>35404878yukkuri are not real, stop getting offended over fictional art>>35404907I wouldn't be surprised if you also took offensive to violent video games and other shit that has zero correlation to violent behavior in real life
>>35405088No clue, I snagged em from one of these threads
>>35405088https://yukkuri.shii.org/pools/301Not knowing such a classic. Ooh, pitiful-pitiful.
>>35405480Oh fuck lol, I thought thats what it was.
>>35408644We got a live one lol. IIRC, the underdeveloped amygdala topic was brought up on another board months ago specifically citing people's reaction to anime (not just moe btw). Despite Ron Paul's best efforts, Anime is not real, nor does it depict real people, yet reactions to it differ greatly with some of the most negative coming from oversocialized people. The "get along with everyone" mentality and behavior affects brain development and surely the amygdala, which controls/influences primal emotional responses, would be underused and undeveloped. I'd wager that people with properly developed amygdalas would react to a video of a puppy being killed with a similar (but not exactly proportional) to seeing a depiction of the same thing happening, like in vidya, movies, drawing etc. You can always hide behind the caveat of depictions of violence or depraved behavior as being "not real" but at the end of the day, unless you've been desensitized, you should have an appropriate emotional response. Also, in most media, violence is usually directed at a bad actor or opposing force which is something humanity has had to deal with, and build instinct around, forever.
depicting a puppy and depicting an object that doesnt exist (and is supposed to be made of food) are not comparableif you're gonna bring science into the argument, do it honestly or not at all.
>>35410803You're just trying to justify yourself enjoying fictional violence now, why?I personally enjoy both the absolutely unjustified abyuse and the cute stuff, they both tickle me differently. Don't read into it and take it easy~
>>35410838i dont have to justify itenjoying fictional violence is a part of movies, literature, video games, its a part of lifegetting upset over fictional violence is a waste of time and energy
>>35411227The difference between your video game analogy is that VG villains often have the means and willingness to hurt you to advance their goals. Yukkuris cannot hurt you, and are a bigger threat to themselves than they could ever be to you. They are essentially helpless - so the better analogy would be where a video game where you commit war crimes against an enemy that's long-lost the ability to fight back.How can anyone take someone who seems to not just somewhat enjoy Yukkuri abyuse, but rather seems to take unhealthy pleasure in it and gets angry in comments sections when it's either not present or insufficient, as being anything other than a maladjusted individual at best, and mentally deficient at worst? Because normal people would pity even shitheads, and feel sick at the sight of abyuse. Just as if it were fictional depiction's of animal abuse because Yukkuri are small animals and pets.You should learn to take it easy anon~ Wholesome Yukkuri art showing them doing lick-licks and dancing and singing, and the occasional happy pee/poo, are what normal people would find easy~
>>35405192No kill Yukkuris, chake care of them easy!
People who like yukkri abuse are irl losers who were bullied in school.
>>35411904This is true.
>>35411904Was the problem ever with Yukkuris, or with uneasy Humans?
>>35405480>>35409802Heh well, I guess we could say it's sometimes an even more beneficial relationship. What yukkureimu doesn't know (or knows?) won't hurt it, right?
>>35411904It's the only explanation for those that seem to actually get off on the death of defenseless creatures.They're IRL losers and seeing them make things more miserable than themselves.
I don't understand how so many touhou fans could hate yukkuris that way that they do. They're really not at all different from small animals, except that they talk an are arguably even cleaner. They don't have much in the way of disease, and their "dirty habits" are literally just sugar water and old bean paste. Hell, 99% of the time they're about to poo-poo they go into a song and dance about it, so you could just pick them up and put them on a piece of paper.And their shitheadedness? They could be trained away like any other animal. But the abyuse fans are so mentally ill and misanthropic that the way they can depict Yukkuris is by having them all be shitheads so they can conveniently explain away their excessively violent art.
>>35410803>(and is supposed to be made of food)Dogs are made of meat
>>35411832they're foodthey're not realthey're don't embody anythingthey're foodstop getting mad over fictional abuse of food
>>35395902im gonna spam nik’s asshole pics with my six gorillion proxies in your fucking threads, how about that?
>>35414009so are all animalsyukkuri is not an animalthats like calling a donut an animal
>>35413588>>35413216There'a a reason OYP doesn't allow abyuse-lovers to post hateful comments under FF pictures and doesn't allow yukkuri-lovers to call abyusers assholes under cruel and sadistic ones: to filter out this kind of unnecessary and never-ending discussion. You're supposed to be taking it easy and letting others take it easy, yet you call your fellow yukkuri enthusiasts losers/weirdos on a Vietnamese manjuu-baking forum (which is rather hypocritical, since you're also here).Seriously, yukkuri abuse is nowhere near the level of being fucked up as actual animal snuff videos. Sure, there is a certain intersection of audiences, but you're taking this unnecessarily seriously.Much like me writing this postTake it easy!
>>35414106I disagree. Yukkuris do animal things such as eating, shitting, growing and reproducing. The only difference is that they are fantasy creatures based on fantasy characters, and are made of bean paste instead of meat.Donuts don't do any of those.
>>35405480>>35409802That's a knee.
>>35414442Do you want it to be a knee?
>>35414324yukkuri dont do any of those things either because they're not real
>>35414675I just finished feeding one of my pet yukkuris and want to inform you that you're absolutely wrong; yukkuris are real and I have lived around them for most of my life. I'm not surprised that you doubt the existence of yukkuris seeing as you live in a 3rd world shithole and can barely walk outside without being mugged and/or raped, let alone be able to get to the closest yukkuri store. Since it is impossible for someone like yourself to actually get a yukkuri, you should just pretend that you have one or at least attempt to enjoy the content of these threads as that would surely help diminish your shitty attitude and could even get you some friends (which I know you lack).>picrel: two of my pet yukkuris because I know you want photographic proof
>>35417688take your meds
>>35414442It's a knee if that makes you take it easier.
>>35414314Isn't it the biggest expression of being unable to take it easy by constantly hoping for and wishing for yukkuri abuse and death? And let's not kid ourselves, even the mods over at OYP heavily favour the abusive faction of the yukkuri community, as they'll use any reason they can to remove the FF tags on posts, allowing the eternally uneasy to flood in and express anger at the "abuse" not being to their liking. Seriously, there was a series which depicted the daily life of Yukkuri, but the mods deemed it necessary to remove the FF tag because, in one sentence, it depicted a parent Yukkuri picking up and throwing a koyukkuri to stop it from foolishly wondering into an area with heavy predator activity. Abyusers thing flooded the comments demanding the artist (who was really just doing crude art to depict the walls of text) show a scene where someone flooded their tunnel with petrol and setting it alight. They only begrudingly added a "vanilla" tag to things between FF and abuse after the non-abyuse faction started complaining about this type of behaviour. And taking away the FF tag because something displays a Yukkuri doing cute pees and poos? Seriously?
>>35414062>>35414106Most would find serious offence to someone depicting dogs or cats being treated this way, or children being treated this way in fictional art. How is it any different from a Yu being treated this way, when they effectively bridge the gap in terms of behaviour and activity?
>>35418300Go back to trying to shill your fried fumo video.
>>35417688Cute Yuus anon! Where did you get them?
Take it easy!
>>35419197Too bad a camera isn't YukkuAya's accessory. I'd love to have seen her "journalistic talents"
My only big complain about yukkuri is how 95% yukkuri stuff is exclusively Reimu/Marisa stuff when there are tons of other yukkuri. It gets boring to read about easiest Maricha wanting Reimu to be her wife na no ze~ for the billionth time.
What's the full version of Eight Views like? Is it translated enough and add more content to be worth it?
>>35419337It's because, as far as Touhou goes, Reimu and Marisa are the easiest to write for. Their motivations are simple, their lore is simple, and you're not stuck having to learn the long backstories and eccentricities of various characters in developing them. And since the Yuus take after their normal counterparts in character and personality, it stands that Maricha and Reimyu would be the easiest to depict as Yuus.
>>35414314As far as an image dump for Yukkuri images, the creation of OYP was a mistake. It just abuse fans with Yukkuri as a backdrop.
>>35418300Anon is scary when he's angry! Uneasy crossboarder should die easy! Understand easy!>>35420387>>35418772Like with most things, at some point you will "want more". There is very little creative room left for FF stuff as far as just cute pictures go. Adding in other aspects of life into yukkuri stories that aren't just about them taking it very easy makes these stories easier to steer into a direction not seen before for the hundredth time.And, like I previously said, indeed, there are weirdos on OYP, and they have very old posts under abuse pictures that are downvoted to hell, are never interacted with in a positive way and are low-quality enough to cause second-hand embarassment.OYP is not exactly a huge place too, I've never seen extensive discussions of ways of better abyuse, I don't understand why you'd blame its creation. That, and check the latest announcement on the comment policy change.
>>35419696I'd say it's pretty good if you're willing to actually play it and look for all the things it has. As for the translation, I'm in a 2-anon team continuing the year-old translation for hakkei, you'll probably see it posted here when it's of decent enough quality and scope, wait easy!
>>35418798did you read my posts? they're not animals, they don't represent animals, they're bean paste buns, literally human created confection, you're comparing a dog to a donut
>>35423645I-Its not actually a loli, its a 10000 year old vampire that just looks like one. Its not real, its only a depiction. Its a donut, not something anthropomorphized with cute features. Pretty fucking simple dude, yu's are cute, if you like to see cute things die no matter the context, theres something pretty wrong upstairs. Just admit it rather than trying to justify with "muh donut".
>>35428465>I-Its not actually a loli, its a 10000 year old vampire that just looks like one. Its not real, its only a depiction. Its a donut, not something anthropomorphized with cute features.Okay stop. You had the upper hand in the discusion, but you just blow it all up. You don't criticize lolicons on /jp/, the last kid who did got doxxed (good). Do you even know were we are?
>>35423645Consider the following. Yukkuris can:>Move under their own power.>Know how to manipulate objects and use tools.>Capable of limited abstract thought.>Aware of their own existence>Capable of independent activity>Can be trained>Can eat and "digest" food>Capable of reproduction.>Capable of understanding speech and writing>Have various breeds and subtypes that they're able recognize witg different abilities.>Have a strong survival instinct.>Capable of processing emotion>Capable of both short- and long-term memory>Capable of social interactions If that doesn't show that it has enough physical and mental ability to atleast be recognized as a living creature on par with animals (in universe), then I'm not sure what will. If that's still not enough for you to realize that their abuse is the same as animal abuse, then it's probably not too much of a reach to say you're just looking for any excuse to abuse something. And wouldn't bat an eyelash at real animal abuse.
>>35428937Do you? And will you screencap this for twitter?
>>35429048I don't have a twitter account
Rare new Yukkuri type discovered, what are its behavior traits?
>>35429030Too green, didn't read
>>35429101>>35429131Yeah I'm sure you don't. Still, I think you should go back ro it.
>>35429253You're replying to two different people, anon...But these are some big yus, I wonder what the context for this photo is.
>>35428465Pretty fucking simple dude, yu's aren't real, if you can't separate reality from fiction no matter the context, there's something pretty wrong upstairs. Just admit it rather than trying to justify with "muh abyuse".
>>35429030Consider the following. Yukkuri's are:>bean paste buns>fictionalIf that's still not enough for you to realize that their abuse is neither real nor indicative of abuse of real animals then you're a lost cause and I'm not going to humor your ridiculous leap in logic any longer.
Yukkri abuse is just a power fantasy for people who were beaten by their partners.
This thread is really uneasy.
>>35430653At this point it feels like yukkuri are smarter than the anons arguing above, can't take it easy like this...
>>35430653>>35431189This thread is uneasy because we uneasy anons who are mentally incapable of taking it easy attempting to justify their obsession with Yukkuri abyuse. Their mentally stunted minds, and presumably traumatic lives, lead them into actively seeking out ezcessively brutal art, which depicts torture on Yukkuris for merely existing.Would art depicting someone torturing a dog for accidentally shitting on the floor be considered easy? If not, then why is it so for Yukkuri, when they're also pets?
>>35430009It's power fantasies for those that wish to see things become more miserable than themselves. No one can take it easy like this!
Can jannies please delete the uneasy posts? I want to see cute Yuus, not abyuser faggots.
>>35431189Find help, anon, before you move on torturing real amimals.
>>35421086It's not that the OYP abyusers are constantly thinking of new ways to abuse the poor Yuus, more that they get irrationally angry when something doesn't have abuse, and express an unhealthy degree of glee when they get it - often contributing their own ways they'd like the artist to hurt the Yuus.And yes, I know that OYP recently added the new "vanilla" tag to add as go between for anything that isn't strictly FF, but doesn't contain any abuse. But it's yet to be utilized by anyone, and I have no doubt that the uneasy mods of OYP will use any reason to strip posts with such a tag a well, allowing yet more abyuser commenters to shit up the easy comment sections.
>>35433519Welcome to easy /yukkuri/ yukkyushun! Let's take it easy together!What are Mishter Anons favourite easy Yukkuri?
I see a lot of images where people/other Yukkuri can casually pick up even full-sized adult Yukkuris. What gets me is that with these things are filled with various fillings like yakitori or red bean paste and stuff like that.In a manjuu or even just simple bread, you can tell that the inner material is quite dense, and the bread itself is quite dense. If full-sized Yukkuris are supposed be as big as basketballs or volleyballs, and they all have the same dough exterior, inner filling with a dense paste core, and various accessories made of hardened sugar as well as hair made of similar material, all of which are very dense in a hardened form - wouldn't even koyukkuris be considerably heavy? There's no way an adult Yukkuri doesn't weigh the same as a small child, and most people would be hard-pressed to carry one for a long time with extended arms.
>>35434928For example, if you go to a conbini like Lawsons or 7-11 and buy a steamed pork bun, it's surprisingly heavy for something that's merely the size of your palm. If you were to put it in a box that isn't properly made, it'll fall out the bottom the moment you pick it up from the counter. If you attempt to hold it from one end, you'll see that the weight of the filling causes the dough to rupture and fall to the ground. Yukkuris can't be very light at all if they're essentially animated versions of these.
>>35434928>>35435033Their skin's probably relatively thicker compared to a real manjuu, which is probably why they can hope around and fall a small distance without immediately splitting apart. Plus it's all proportional, isn't it? it's not like their filling is increasing in size but their skin isn'tAnd I image they probably are a bit heavy as an adult, but apparently you can pick up a ko and put it on your fingertips (or maybe I'm just thinking of mini-yuus?) so they must not be that heavy.
>>35433519Post easy, anon!
I just wanted to take it easy and enjoy Yukkuri art. I wondered over to one yukkuri place to see some art, since apparently it's the only fucking place to find any...and it practically only caters to fucking schzoid abuse-fans that are about half-an-hour away from abusing RL animals.God dammit, I can't take it easy like this!
So, here's a final solution to the OYP problem. Many Yukkuri fans do not like abuse these days, to a much greater extent than was prevalent ten years ago. Since OYP is circling the drain and is not too far away from being unable to take it easy anymore, why not create a new website that only services non-abyusive art that still has all the fun parts naughty parts of Yukkuris like pee-pee/poo-poo and reproduction down to 100% family friendly shit, and then have the abyusers form a separate website where they can enjoy their depraved torture porn?
>>35429755No you. Cool argument bro. Maybe a video of kittens being crushed will help you calm down.>>35428937So this is the power of people who jack off to kids. But I guess some of the ruling elite are pedophiles, so it must have some truth.
>>35438570Here's a real solution. People who want to see cute things die, go ahead and indulge that and see what you become. People who dont like that, carry on. Trying to claim that seeing torture and cruel death as a normal thing is fucking retarded. If you like abyuse, great, go stimulate yourself till the cows come home, but don't insinuate that your behavior is normal and people who dont like it are overrreacting.
>>35438585I knew from >>35428937 that the dipshit trying to defend abyuse was a summer tourist. Presumably some edgelord with no friends at his school with skewed moral compass that thinks torturing animals, even if it's fiction, is considered acceptable.
>>35438631Anon, you're misunderstanding. I agree with you. I'm saying that we take the non-abyuse shit and move it onto a new website where they can effectively shut out abyusefags, forcing them to create an entirely new website if they want to continue their sick fetish.This way, by the time OYP takes the Big Easy, we're sitting comfy looking at images of Yuus doing cute things and doing their super-cute poo-poo dance and koyukkuri's letting out happy pees, while the 12 year old edgelords and soon-to-be animal murderers are trying to sort their own shit.
>>35438671In-addition, what I'm also saying that is we should no longer have to settle for OYP and trying to step on glass trying to find wholesome/naughty art of Yuus without coming across some shitty art depicting some faceless mohawk anon kicking the life out of a baby yukkuri for merely shitting (bean paste) on a carpet because said anon never potty trained it.
>>35438631>>35438648>>35438671Uneasy thread-derailing scum are the real tourists! Stop complaining about abyuse and actually post something cyute. The Great Yunitor should really have done his Mighty Puff long ago!!!Seriously, shut the fuck up already, you read like unbearable normalfags who have encountered yukkuri abuse for the first time in their lives, I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case. Please don't reply to this.
I feel like a fucking monster because I legitimately get hard and masturbate at adorable and cute Yukkuris and Fumos. I wish this was a shitpost but I think I like cute things too much
>>35438723The thread's been derailed long ago, anon. The fact is that after more than a fucking decade the ONLY website we have to access easy Yukkuri pictures is One Yukkuri Place, and to get to any decent art you constantly have to dig through pages upon pages of abuse. It's all quite sickening and you'd think we'd have this shit sorted out already. Now OYP is on death's door and has no admin team to run it, so when it goes we essentially lose everything we haven't already saved because they sure as hell won't repair it, and the schzoid edgelords that shit up the comments with overly specific ways to torture and kill Yuus sure as hell can't.Why not use this time to finally made an easy place for non-abyuse art? Aren't you tired of getting sneered at by other 2hufags because whenever they hear "Yukkuri" all they can think about is how every-time they see a Yukkuri art, all they see in the fucking comments is "That piece of shit scum deserved to die, all Yukkuri deserve to die" from mentally unhinged, uneasy freaks?
>>35438723>Defending abyuse this hardIf you don't want to see people shitting on abyusers, then make another thread to talk about it easy? It's always been said that Yukkuri's need two threads: one for lovers, and the other for shithead, uneasy abyusers. Understand easy?
>>35438845>>Defending abyuse this hardI don't believe I said that.>>35438820I did ask you not to reply.
>>35438723>you read like unbearable normalfags who have encountered yukkuri abuse for the first time in their lives,This is most definitely the case, if you were in fumo threads this exact same situation happened a few days back when someone fried one
I bring easiness.
>>35439196Why are Remis and Flans the most common bodied yu?
>>35434928I don't think they're heavy enough to cause serious problems for humans, my point or reference being a hefty ball of minced meat: sure, it has some considerable weight, but not the kind you'd have any trouble holding even with one hand.Other yukkuri picking each other up however? Adults picking up kos and carrying them seems plausible, they're usually very young (therefore small) if they need to be carried in the first place, but I haven't really seen adults picking each other up unless they're fighting.But it's all power of belief, remember?
Taking it easy~
easy days~happy days~
>>35445805Yukkuri no hi~Mattari no hi~
>>35439196>>35439196I imagine they have the biggest connection to their original Youkai progenitors. Plus, isn't it better to be bodied if you're a predator?
>>35439006Yuuu~? What's this? An overweight Yukkuri unable to take it easy because of a necessary Mister Diet? An uneasy Human instead hoarding Mister Cake for themself?These spicy Mister Scoops will be perfect for my easy Mister Yukkuri Times!
>>35446597I don't like Aya Yukkuris. They're so... Smug.
You've fallen into my trap, Human.>"Outsider Human distressed by Yukkuri version of myself. Perhaps all Humans are drunkards like Shrine Maiden Reimu? Buy my next issue for more details."Would you care to make a statement, Human?
>>35446693>>35446597What the fuck is this? The Aya Reporting Team? The Tengu and Yukkuri Duo?
>>35438859Make another thread if you don't like people not talking abuse easy! Perhaps you'll have an "easy" thread with your uneasy abyusers. Understand easy?
>>35446597>>35446693Shoo, shoo! No uneasy aya yukkuris here! And no journalists here either!
>>35446775Yuu~ yuu~ Let's see how to write this...>" Easy Freedom of the Press Threatened by Mister Humans. Threatens Uneasy Censorship."Would Mister Human like to make an easy statement concerning these allegations easy?"
>>35446901What? No! No anons are threatening censorship.Aya get your partner out of here, and get that camera out of my face!
>>35446901You're just putting words in my mouth! And stop repeating things with a sarcastic tone! Dumb Yukkuri, why can't you stop flying so you can be squished easy like a normal Reimu or Marisa?
>>35446940>>35446921Interesting interesting. Thank you for your statement, we'll have the story in tonight's article.>"Kleptomaniac magician stealing donations from local shrine.">"Poverty-stricken drunkard Shrine Maiden goes on terror-filled rampage of local Scarlet Mansion.">"Anon threatens violence, threatens censorship on Yukkuri reporter.">"Could these "uneasy" acts be a shine of a surging nature of violence in the Human communities?">"Continue to page 11 for the continued story.">Published by the Easy Yukkuri Tribune, a wholly owned subsidiary of The Gensoukyou Times>Authored by Easy Aya Shameimaru>Edited by Aya Shameimaru>Photos from Easy Aya Shameimaru>Aya Shameimaru is a Pullitzer-award winning Reporter of the Gensoukyou Times>Easy Aya Shameimaru is a an easy Yukkuri reporter of the Easy Yukkuri Tribune, and is both a Easy Award Winner and Gold Star Yukkuri.>"Please consider purchasing a subscription to both newspapers, for merely 5000 yen each, to further support unbiased and up-to-date news reporting on Yukkuri and Gensoukyou affairs."
>>35447193It should be noted that while the teeth are "permanent teeth", the nature of the Yukkuri's power of belief can be made to regenerate lost or broken tooth, repair wounds, or even repair damaged accessories or hair if it is made to belief it is possible. Sugar-heavy sources of food and drink may also drive recovery of Yukkuri injuries. The sugar is metabolized after eating into its constitution sugars, and reformed as needed. Excess sugars will be then excreted in its urine or its fecal deposits.A Yukkuri's accessory need not be its original accessory, either. Replacement accessories will be accepted by Yukkuris, or even functionally similar objects will be co-opted by Yukkuris on an as-needed basis to perform the same task and/or form a similar appearance.
>>35447178>>35447178Play baseball easy Maricha! Hit easy homeruns!
>>35447178This actually reminds me of the Yukkuri fanart some made of real Japanese teams. I have these, but I know someone made them for Yokohoma too
After reading some comment on abusive art over the years, I've come to the conclusion that the abusers have a very nihilistic and a very dim outlook on life. They genuinely believe that it's not impossible for anyone but humans to have any kind of happy life, and even then, it's subject to pain. And, in the words of one anon I saw last year say, "What's the point of the pets, or wild animals even, if they can't be places to pour our suffering into?"
>>35447184God dammit Aya, go back to Gensoukyou! It's bad enough you twist people's words there, but now you're teaming with the most uneasy Yukkuri to make more gossip here in the Outside!And get your microphone out of my face!!
>>35447193why do people see yukkuris as being made of food substances?
>>35446921>>35446775>>35446940God damn you anons, you fell into their trap.Now Aya abd Yukkuaya are going to paint us all as juneasy ack-booted stormtroopers who hate the Press and Yukkuris. Why couldn't you have just said "No comment."?!
>>35450604Because they are, anon. Yukkuris are all, essentially, animated manjuu buns with various types of filling that fill their bodies. The different Yukkuris have different pastes or materials internally that differentiate them. It's like their analog to "genetic material".
>>35450831Who invented yukkuris? Who decides the canon?
Please post more cyute yukkuri images.
>>35452434Remi is the cutest!
>>35457606Personally, I think Wasa-type Reimyu's are the cutest! They're like little firecrackers of energy (unlike their progenitor shrine maiden) and they're so proud! Even when they're doing mister pee-pee or mister poo-poo!I love wasa-wasa's!!
>>35450873ZUN dictates canon atop his Throne of Alchohol.But the Yukkuris are an abomination created from the deepest darkest depths of fanon and should all be purged in righteous fire.
>>35461270What about Wasakuya?
Belly rubs for the Yukkuri.
>>35461358This is Kiriraitara's art, isn't it?>>35461395Her braids aren't short/poofy enough. Definitely takes it easy, though.
>>35461555It's "Kiri Raitaa", anon. As in, that pointy stick and a lighter. What a pain to spell, that one...>>35461395Very uneasy! Only Kimeemaru is allowed to be smug!
>>35461642>Only Kimeemaru is allowed to be smug!Kimeemaru is a bad influence.
>>35461642His art is good. I just wish it wasn't all centred around abuse. (Although, admittedly, he doesn't exactly put it in a good light in True Happiness.)
>>35461691What are you doing anon? If you keep saying her name, she's going to come to another report on us!
>>35461691Look at what you did...You better say sorry before she gets even more sad!>>35461719Abuse stories only really bothered me when I started getting into the whole round talking touhou heads thing. They are enjoyable in their own way.
Normally peeing and shit disgusts me, but why is it so cute when Koyukkuri do it? Is it because I know it isn't as disgusting (to us) as it's all just one form of sugar or another? Is it their proud faces as they finish? Or how happy they look as they do it?Kos are the cutest! I would die before I let them get hurt.
>>35462037We have to shut down any mention of that damn journalist, Yukkuri or not, before she runs another hit piece on Humans. You see that shit she posted above?
>>35461945You know, anon, baby and koyukkuri's often need to have their marumaru and anyaru's cleaned after they do mister pee and mister poo. it then follows that yukkuri's often see lick-lick as much of a bond-forming experience as a sanitary or healing activity.Thus, it can't be helped, I'll just have to lick my darling baby yukkuris and super cute koyukkuri's clean everyday!
Does anyone have any tips on how to take care of my baby yuu? I just picked it up today, but I realized I don't know how to take care of it...
>>35463380Pic related: my baby!
>>35463380>>35463393You shouldn't feed it sweet-sweets right away, anon. It'll only associate food with sweet-sweets, and at the very least it'll get picky and feeding it will be a pain in the ass!
>>35463393>>35463380Don't give her a sweater until she's potty trained, otherwise she'll ruin her clothes or worse!And make sure to give her lots of books, Patchy types love those.
>>35463960I second this. I had some friends give their darling baby wasu reimu's some nice "WR" custom sweaters to denote their unique status. They were such good Yuus and listened to every word, if were a bit too energetic. Still obedient, though.Unfortunately, they might've been smarter than their owners. My friends left them in their sweaters as they went over overnight, and when they returned in the morning, they had already died from wasting away in their own poop and urine for so long.They were such sweet Yuus...to have gone out so horribly :(
>>35463393>>35463661As baby and even koyukkuri have trouble or cannot clean up after themselves after doing mister pee or mister poo, it's up to you clean them up! If you don't, they suffer illness or even die! The best way for you to do this is with a nice clean, and probably damp, cloth. If you are feeling particularly close with your Yukkuri and want to further increase your bond, I recommend you do lick-lick. It may seem disgusting from the words used, but keep in mind that pee and poo are simply urine and day-old bean paste, respectively. Parent Yuus will do this for their little ones, and you can too as you've taken the role of "Parent Yukkuri." If you do easy lick-lick, then you will definitely gain admiration from the yukkuri for doing such an easy thing and they will more than definitely be appreciative of it! And congratulations on your easy Patchy! They're so cute.
Would any easy anons be interested in joining an easy Mister Sub-Reddit dedicated to non-abuse art? We've just set one up, as intermediary step in creating a new website, to post non-abuse art in place that it won't immediately get buried under uneasy abuse art or uneasy abyusers.
Does painless euthanasia count as 'abuse'?I mean, reincarnation is confirmed to exist in Gensokyo. We'd just be transferring their souls to a body that isn't a useless abomination against all that is holy.
>>35464907No, painless euthanasia is not abuse. Abuse is simply unwarranted violence against Yukkuris, particularly by Humans. Any violence happening against Yukkuri, by Humans, for no cause or for reasons in-which the response is blatantly overkill is abuse.There are stories where a Human might perform a painless euthanasia of a baby Yuu because it'll grow up a shithead and will live a pitiful life as uneasy abyusive Humans will adopt shitheads for the express purpose of abuse and/or food. That is not abuse. Abuse is a Human kicking a Yuu across the room and burning its Mister Feet with a lighter because it let out a happy pee at the wrong time or perhaps did a playful Puff-Puff. See the difference?
>>35464907Can you just die easy? This is a non-abuse thread, so leave your rationalizations of abuse or killing Yukkuris back to your OYP shithole or somewhere else.
>>35464907>Useless abominationMaybe it's useless to you because you're a mentally-stunted individual and can't stand things that cute or happier than yourself? If reincarnation is real, it'll probably just be reborn in another Yukkuri, anyways.Why don't you kill yourself and see if you reincarnate as something that isn't a useless abomination? Also, this is a NON-abuse/death thread, so why are you talking about abusing or killing Yukkuris? Can't you read easy?
>>35465029You are the uneasiest and the most pretentious anon here, it's obvious you have only been around for a short time: abyuse is a staple that's not going anywhere. If your only exposure to yukkuri has been OYP in its more unfortunate parts, that's on you.That, or you are the master of baiting, with that picture too.Either way, you're disgusting-disgusting. More so than any abyuser fan.
>>35465137Abyuse itself is uneasy, anon. I've also been a fan of both Touhou and precious little Yuus since the original ASCII art. When it was something 2ch considered a mascot before your pseudo-2hu fans moved in and flooded any easy threads with abyuse.Abyuse is only associated with Yuus because you, and your friends, have created an environment that causes the rest of the Touhou community to think we're all a bunch of developmentally-deficient idiots that are a easy hop and skip away from abusing RL animals.And it isn't going anywhere? Is that way OYP is on life-support right now and not one of you idiots is stepping up to save it or provide a replacement? Because you want to save your staple?Fact is: OP said this is a non-abuse thread with light bullying only. If you want to have your abyuse talks and post related bullshit, why not create a second thread? That is how it's been in the past, so why not do it now easy? Make your own thread, away from this easy place, and enjoy abuse all you wish without having old pretentious me shit it up easy?
>>35464907ESOD anon. Euthanasizing a Yukkuri because it has anti-yukkiritis or ton of mold or it'll grow up into a shithead and have an uneasy life is probably not considered abuse. But if you kill a Yukkuri just because it's a Yukkuri or you don't like Yukkuris, then it's not just abuse but murder.Do you hate Yukkuri's because they're cute anon! Because if you do, then learn to take it eajy!
>>35465281It's the second time I've had the displeasure of engaging in a conversation with you and you are once again assuming I'm defending abyuse. I can read: it's a non-abuse thread, I get it.Not only that, you continuously bring up this "OYP is dying, you are retards for not saving it" nonsense and whatever other unrelated thoughts you have. Nobody needs to hear how you are the oldest of oldfags, because you, along with me, are shitting up this thread more than anyone else fighting windmills.If you're so easy, why is this conversation happening?
>>35465364Why are you talking to me about a conversation you had with another anon? Are you so desperate to defend your uneasiness that you're assuming everyone who disagrees with you are all the same Misters? Would you blame a Yukkuri who sees an anon smash her sister wide open for being uneasy? So why is it any surprise that not everyone takes it easy concerning abyuse? Moreover, if you don't want to have this conversation, because you know it to be wrong, then why respond? And again, if you want to talk abyuse, whether you do or don't support it, then why not make a thread about it? Also, post pictures of easy Yuus, shiddy mister.
>>35465364>>35465436>>35465137>>35465281A-anons, can't we please just chake it easy here together??
>>35465281Everything costs money. I can't juggle 5 different fucking projects and save everything under the sun.
>>35465436You completely missed my point, leading me to believe I'm actually talking to a manjuu.But I am in a yukkuri thread, so I am not surprised.
>>35465511Then leave, anon, and let us take it easy. Right away is fine!
Why are premature and koyukkuri so cute? Is it their slurred speech compared to their adult counterparts? Their tendency to poo and pee where they stand, and licking each other clean?Is their easy declarations to take it easy immediately upon birth, or their eerily similar catchphrases (upon birth) from their normal Touhou counterparts?And why can't I have real-life Yukkuri?
>>35466926I understand it anon, ko's are the cutest! They're adult enough to kind of speak but not so grown that they do the full-sentences of adults!And they do so many cute things, like puff-puffing at their own poo, energetic stretches, and their butt-wiggles are the cutest!
Take it easy anon, and make sure you clean up after your little ones when they do Mister Poo!
Have you guys met my wife, yet? She's a wasu Reimyu, and she's so cute! I feed her sweet-sweets after every meal.What kind of sweet-sweets should I feed her next?
>>35469014Try something spicy, it would compliment her spicy personality easy!
>>35469041Are you trying to murder my wife anon? You know Yuus can't handle spicy foods, especially not the kos!And I like her wasa personality!
>>35468976God, I wish I could stick my dick in one - but it'd probably be too big and kill it. A finger would have to do probably.... How do you think it smells and feels? Probably smells sweet, and since Yukkuris always have trouble pushing out babies, it must be really tight. Especially if they're koyukkuris. Do you think they'd consider cum Mister Food?
>>35279066 Uhhhh, someone left their reimu in /a/>>>/a/
>>35469041That will kill her, though.
>>35469123Would a Yukkuri even want to refresh with a Human? All you'd be able to fit is maybe the tip of your pinky. Intimate their marumaru, only.No way in hell could it fit in anyaru.
>>35469160Sorry about that. We try to keep our bean paste buns contained. Just lob it over the fence.
>>35469014I'd say limit the amount of sweet-sweets you give her. Giving her sweet-sweets too often will result in her becoming spoiled, as you can see the gif you posted. She might start demanding sweet-sweets more often, maybe even to the point of her being uneasy with any other food. An uneasy situation for the both of you.
>>35477819Cut her some slack anon - anyone would become uneasy if someone literally had food dangled right in-front of them, but out of reach. Even the most well-trained dogs will become irritated if they're made to set next to food they'd be eating.And besides, if she only associates sweet-sweets as being a nice post-meal desert,then I think she'll eat normal Mister Food easy. Hell, she may not even think of eating sweet-sweets unless she first eats Mister Food. Wasa-myu's are the greatest! Pure idols, just like a certain tragic shrine maiden.
>>35477819>>35477819I, for one, LOVE when my Wasa begs for sweet-sweets! She doesn't do it often, but when she does - she's REALLY loud about it. I even took her out to a restaurant once, and when she saw a nice cheesecake, she cried for minutes until the waitress finally brought it to our table (free of charge!)Turns out she didn't really like the cheesecake for some reason. She felt fairly deflated after being so excited by something but disappointed when getting it, an experience we an all relate to, so I bought her some ice cream and she seemed pretty satisfied. I like to tease and tell her that I'll get her sweet-sweets, but only if she does certain Mister Work for me. That way, Wasa Reimu can appreciate it more!
>>35482586Where did you get the Cheesecake anon? I found out the hard way that Cheesecake Factory doesn't have very much in the way of "good" cheesecakes.
Would a Yukkuri really be as cute as they are in the art anon? I'd like to imagine what a "real" Yukkuri might look like, but I can't help but wonder if they'll look grotesque with all the human-like features.
>>35483179Isn't that all anime? The oversized eyes and heads aren't really intended for HD
>>35483245I really wish they did. But they'll probably look more like that ko in the above gif - have a body that shifts constantly from approximately sphere to an oblong body depending on body position and age. They'd probably have smaller, beadier eyes than depicted in art, but I imagine their mouth might be about as big, since they can easily morph their body in various shapes.Their voice would probably be of a higher pitch, and they'd smell like sugar. Any place they may have pooped or pissed in would probably smell strongly of sugar, if not a bit stale. Their accessories would have to be relatively stiffer than expected due to their utilitarian use as well as being made from a harder form of various sugars. Their seminal fluid and marumaru excretions would be a thicker mix of water and paste. And they'd range in size from a golf ball to a volleyball, if not bodied.
>>35483197>people still post the .gif I made
>>35483602Because it's a nice post of cute ko playing! Why not post it?This is an easy thread to enjoy Yuus taking it easy!
>>35483632There's nothing wrong, I just get an enormous dopamine boost from people actually using my oc.
>>35483658I'm glad that us using your easy gif helps you take it easy!I cannot describe the feeling I get from watching Yukkuris, especially Koyukuris, taking it easy and enjoy the company of other Yuus (whether they be wild/stray or pet Yuus) and/or with easy Misters that take good care of them! It's probably the same feeling people get when they watch YouTube videos of dogs and their owners playing together and with other dogs.Plus, I find the long-winded speeches that all Reimyu's give upon cute and hilarious. Kind of makes you just how much they take after the OG Touhou characters...
>>35483704give upon birth*** That's an important part. Though, Reimyu's are the most long-winded of the Yuus even after birth, too...
>>35483704I think Patche is the easiest, but they're all nice.
My favorite yukkuri story is kamisama. Such a good plot.
>>35469123>That one story about an Alice whose owner was a hentai, but still wanted her to have koyukkuri, so he had her breed with a Marisa. But since the Alice was much more used to anon's braggable penis, she did nothing but mock that one Marisa into impotence, and finally stress her to death.
Where can I find good abuse comics? Any recommendations?
>>35484004Pretty much anything made by takumi
>>35484004Takumi, kiriraitaa, big.g, machiyu-aki.Really, just tag search for anything that's translated and then you should be able to find a ton of abyuse.
>>35483926>"Haaah? That's Marisa's Mister "braggable peni-peni?" Pfshh.">"Wh-what are you saying? This... This is what a Peni-Peni looks like? I don't understand you... Haven't Mister Trainers shown you what one looks like?">"Every easy Yuun has seen a Mister Picture of a peni-peni! But I wouldn't even settle for a rub-rub refresh from you!">"I...don't understand? Are you saying my Mister Peni-Peni isn't braggable? All the other easy Alices say it's the biggest they've ever refreshed with?">"For a Yuun, maybe. But I've refreshed with my easy Mister!">"What?! But..that's..I...what??">"Yuu yuu! Mister's Peni-Peni is far more "braggable"! When he does refresh with me, it hurts when he sticks it in, and even though I can't fit more than the tip, I always cum!">"Is the easy Mister...actually a pervert Mister?">"Maybe. But his peni-peni is far better than yours! I'm addicted to Mister's easy Peni-Peni! And when he fills me up with Mister Cum, i don't have to worry about having to raise little ones!">"This is all....too much. I can't take it easy like this...">"All the easy Yukkuris tell my peni-peni was the best they've ever had...I can't take it easy like this.">"Please, Mister, just send me back to Mister Breeder..."
>>35483755Patche is very easy. It's just unfortunate that some of the Yuus get the backseat when compared to that Drunkard Shrine Maiden and the Donation-Box-Raiding Witch when it comes to Yukkuri art.
>>35484068I think it's just a genre convention. Because the genre started with Reimu and Marisa, usually the protagonists are a Reimu or Marisa and other types are there as side characters.It's a shame because I want to see more stuff from the perspective of other types, especially stuff like Chen and Remilia that are used a lot as side characters but aren't generally the center of the story.
>>35484147Everybody knows that Chen is too busy riding her tricycle, or whatever the Yukuri equivalent for the YukkuChen, to be in any fanwork!
>>35484339but I want her to be
>>35484042Thank you, little buri.
>>35484042Take it easy, little Maricha!!
>>35404190I wish they were real too, so I could fuck them.
>>35411904Right about the bullying part.Wrong about the loser part.But when I get sick or something bad happens to me, I think it fuels my sadistic urges. So you're on the right track.
>>35438820>you have to dig theough pages upon pages of abuseOr you could stop being an absolute fucking moron and type -abuse into the search bar.
>>35468976Delicious tight mamumamu.
>>35484009>>35484031Thanks anons. Take it easy.
I want to give a Wasa-Wasa Reimu the most loving home I can possibly give her. I want to raise her from her days as a baby, even of premature if I can get it, and do all the affection-building I can with it. I want to feed it, do rub-rub with it. I will even lick-lick it when it wants more affection or when goes to the toilet. Babies and kos love it when you do that!Then, in its later ko years, I want to make it my wife. Can you imagine it, anons? A perfect date night and watching a scary movie (which isn't so shocking that it'll be shocked in anti-yukkuritis!) And seeing it cry when it sees a nice Mister dessert on a nieghboring table that it wants to order from Mister. Can you imagine it?
>>35485879What about babies anon? If you're going to go to the trouble of making her your wife, how will you have kids?Iirc, it's possible to do refresh with Yukkuris, but Yukkuris cannot get preggers from Human.
>>35486836Anon could probably just artificially inseminate it, or adopt a baby ko?
>>35484394Wait, is that a buri? It just looks like a baby! I thought Buris looked liked this?
Does anyone have a list of what each yukkuri is on the inside?
>>35487566If you go to the Yukkuri wiki, I think when you go to the list of Yukkuris it should tell you.Otherwise, you can probably just go to the individual pages of various Yukkuri and it'll tell you easy
>>35484808True>>35485097I love their weird poo dance>>35487324Ah, right. Buris can't speak correctly, they only say "Yupi" and stuff. Sorry, little koMaricha.
this was a good thread
>>35494134Yeah, it's nice having such an active yukkuri thread.
one day I will learn to drawfag and add to the number of FF doujins
>>35494134We've had a few arguments in this thread, but I could take it really easy with everyone. Thank you anons, take it easy!
>>35501482We should keep and maintain easy Yukkuri threads, one for each of the two sects, so that we can all have easy conflict-free threads!Who knows? Maybe our combined power of belief will bring cute Yukuri into existence one day, and hopefully I can give them an easy life...
>>35504280I'm an abyuse fan but I'm fine with all-FF threads. Seems like a good way to keep all of the community in one place.
>>35489687Knowing that Yun's poo-poos and pee-pees is essentially just straight sugar makes me take it easy when seeing it.Their little dances when they dance and stretch and wiggle their butts when about to poo is just so cute! And seeing their proud faces is the best! Plus, I love it when cute Wasa-Wasa Reimu's announce that they're going to pwoo-pwoo like they're giving their Misters a gift! I wish I could lick-lick Wasa-Reimus clean. Do you think they'd like that? Can you imagine their face of pleasure as an anon does a Mister Lick-Lick on them?
Koyukkuris that can chake it eajy are the best!
>>35504280Based yukkuri lover>>35504353Based mister abyuser>>35504712Lick-licking you pet yukkuri isn't a bad idea. Thing is, wasas are usually giga-shitheads. They would treat you like if you were their clean-clean slave. Would you be OK with such a thing?
>>35505653>They would treat you like if you were their clean-clean slave. Would you be OK with such a thing?I've always thought that there would be some humans who would be masochists who give their shithead pet yukkuri everything they want and just take the abuse. You could make a really rage inducing doujin out of itUntil the shithead runs into an abyuser
>>35505653No, Wasa's are very proud and boastful Yuns. But they're not necessarily shitheads. There is a difference.The relationship would be reciprocal, I do clean-clean for Wasa-chan and give her sweet-sweets (but only if she eats all of her Mister Food!) I also make sure that I do a good amount of rub-rubs and prepare her own easy Mister Food and easy place.In-return, Wasa-chan goes on regular exercise walks, she undergoes badge-training (both for my benefit as well as hers), and provide me with a loving companion. Her training will allow her to perform clean-clean herself when I'm not around, but only I will perform clean-clean when I'm home!Wasa-chan's can be very easy Yukkuri, if not a bit on the braggart side. But I love my Yukkuri, and if a hat I have to wear for her is to its clean-clean slave, then that's just how it has to be!
>>35505782It's called love anon, and this how I would express it.Please don't ruin my dream - just as I don't try to ruin your depraved sadistic fantasies.
>>35505782Anon, the only thing an abyuser will be doing is having his own asshole abused in prison if he abyuses a non-stray pet yukkuri. Iirc, it's considered highly uncouth and, depending on who you ask, also highly illegal to abuse a pet yukkuri on a walk by itself or on errands. It is considered to be the equivalent of animal abuse even in abyuse stories. Spoiled or not if it has the Silver-Badge and still lives with a Mister, you must quit!
Everyone! I adopted this easy koMarisa from the local rescue shelter, and she's having her first meal! Please congratulate her on eating her food easy!
>>35506571Take it easy komaricha!!
This thread is coming close to taking it easy forever...
>>35414106>thats like calling a donut an animalwait, donuts aren't animals?
>>35429030so do some other species of animals... by the way who are you quoting?
>>35464907No. I remember reading a pool where an Alice type had her life extended a considerable amount. Eventually she had to take the big easy, so no.
>>35429030Tbh the entire point of yukkuri is to have something that is recognizably human, but still have enough psychological distance that people can vent their violent impulses without feeling guilt.
>>35508065>>35508092>>35508275Please don't make the thread uneasy again by shitting it up again with abyuse vs anti-abyuse arguments.I also can't help but not none of (you) have posted cute Yukkuris taking it easy.
>>35508658people like to argue herefumo threads, yukkuri threads, even those shit jp threads all start with people just talking about things that haven't happened yet in that thread but acting like other people are the mad ones while they yell about them and bring them into that thread
>>35508658my bad senpai
>>35508704Is that a buri right there in the center? Now that I think of it, how is it that even the Yukkuri-equivalent of down-syndrome kids are cute? Their accessories are comically too small for their bodies, and they can't speak. But yet, they only a little less cute than the idol Wasa Reimu/For comparison, I've provided two bu-Reimu and a normal Wasa-Wasa Reimu. Aren't they each precious creatures? I want to take care of a buri and a premature baby, alongside my other Yuns~
>>35508788Some canons say that if they get good food and love, they can recover and grow into healthy adults.I think that's why you never see an adult one.
>>35508788I like how artists help you differentiate the buris from the normal Yukkuri, considering that some artists don't really do a good job at making the accessories sufficiently smaller, so they end being literally-retarded but normal looking Yukkuri.Take these three Yukkuri. Look at the Wasa - she has her characteristic pride and, as some may call it, arrogance. She has a clear spark behind her eyes, as she works tirelessly for the life she believes she deserves.But the Bu-Yukkuri? There's nothing. You have the eye and the pupils. No spark of pride of the Wasa's, or the cunning of Marisa, or the kindness of Patches. They're happy, but dead eyes. The lights are on, but nobody's home.
>>35508832I would really enjoy seeing an adult Buri. Even if this isn't sufficient to correct the developmental deficiency of the Buri, shouldn't one be further obligated to take care of it? It doesn't have the "bad traits" that are characteristic in some of Yukkuri's in the abyuse doujin, as it is literally in-capable of being a shithead OR a nicehead. It's about as blank of a Yukkuri as one could get, and the accessories are redundant. If there was a Yukkuri that should be immune from suffering, shouldn't this be it?Otherwise, we imply that developmentally-stunted creatures are all inferior to their normal counterparts...
>>35508949Abuse loses some of its meaning when the thing you're abusing can't even register that you're abusing it. It'd probably just think pain came out of nowhere and adjust to get away from it, but there won't be any "wwhhhhyyyyyy".
>>35508949It might be like that one wasa doujin where it turns out that in nature they never survive to adulthood, and only a really dedicated human hobbyist can prolong their lifespan to adulthood.
>>35509049The fact is that there are many things that would never last a week in the wild, but we love them so much we take care of them, allowing them to live to years, decades even.But what happens in nature is kind of irrelevant when it comes to wishing to raise something, isn't it? I doubt you have to particularly dedicated, but merely have to take the task seriously in raising a buri, since you're taking care of a an easy baby Yukkuri...who will always retain the mentality of an easy baby Yukkuri.As for Wasa's, that's the point, isn't it? They may not be cut out for nature, and hell their line may be a direct result of Human intervention in creating an ideal pet Yukkuri. Just as some Humans like dogs with equal parts loyalty and attitude, who will do what you say but give you scuff for it, there'll always be Yukkuri lovers, like myself, who will want to take care of a Wasa. I've even said before that I'd even be willing to do clean-clean with Wasa's, among other things, while training them to be good Wasa's.
>>35509100My suspicion is that their sugar fueled biology means that you would just give them a cookie one day and they would be normal.That would actually be a funny story, a guy going out of his way to raise an adult buri and then one day he accidentally gives it too much sugar and it just becomes normal.
>>35509136I guess that could work, but I always though their power of belief comes from them genuinely thinking about, and believing, a certain thing.But, what if the don't think? Buri are as abscent-minded as you get for a Yun. If a Yun told a Buri to go get "x", the Buri may or may not walk to x and then just stand there, not understanding what else to do, before it dies if not attended to. Or literally piss/shit itself to death.