/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Was there any official canon as to what happens to fairies when they get caught by humans?

[Anonymous No.]

They get put in bottles by blond boys in green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
You really don't wanna know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274832
Oh so thats why link was capturing them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
I know what I'd do to Star if I got my hands on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
According to https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Eastern_and_Little_Nature_Deity/Fairy_of_the_Moon
妖精は力が弱い上に、他の生き物に迷惑をかける事が多く、妖怪や人間と出くわすと出会い頭に攻撃を受ける事が多い
So they get hit in the head. In the comic itself, they usually get beaten up by Reimu or Marisa when they catch them.

[Anonymous No.]

there was something about them releasing their frustrations upon them, whatever that might entail.

[Anonymous No.]

RAPEANALRAPEANALRAPERAPERAPERAPEANALANALANALANALRAPERAPERAPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
>>35274835
>>35274903
>>35275492
>>35275610
Even the weakest fairy would be very dangerous to a human

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275625
I will disturb them so heavily with my unabashed sexual desire and primal screams that they will have to submit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275625
Akyuu said that it's easy for an adult man to overpower a fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll surely have do trouble bullying this fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

I'll surely have no trouble bullying this fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275610
ANAL
(anal)
ANAL
(anal)
RAPE
(rape)
RAPE
(rape)

[Anonymous No.]

Clunny looks like she's already used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275625
Retard secondary.

[Anonymous No.]

sunny and luna didn't deserve this evil act

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276098
They should've let both of them go and raped Clownpiece twice as hard to make up for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be friends with the fairies. Aside from Suika, Touhou lolis don't really do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I will cum on Star's boots, painting them white

[Anonymous No.]

I will cum on Star's boots, painting them white

[Anonymous No.]

I will stroke and pat Lily's head, then send her on her way so she gets home in time for bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276185
those fairies are less than kind towards humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276250
Cute AND nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276185
>Touhou lolis don't really do it for me.
I didn't think it was possible for an adult male to feel this way. Do you perhaps come from an alternate universe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
in general most fairies hate confrontation so almost always run the fuck away before they are caught, but according to akyuu a human physically can easily beat a fairy

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>>35276250
This, except with the three Fairies of Light and Clownpiece, and I would also give them a big ol' hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275625
Cannoically untrue. Fairies are the weakest things outside of disembodied, non-angry spirits. A human child was able to restrain Lily White in her PMiSS entry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276040
She's from hell. She's raped more sinners than been raped by humans.

[Anonymous No.]

What I liked most about the doujin is that it shows you can't rape Star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275759
Akyuu also says Yuuka is an evil youkai and the most dangerous. Don't believe her lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276380
Aah~ I wanna overpower a fairy and lick her all over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
Humans bring them to the gym and they lift together

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>>35276880

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>>35275759
In the same thing she was also scared of fairies and mentioned how you'd(she'd) be teased by fairies all the time when going to the sunflower field. If a grown man can overpower a fairy and a fairy can beat Akyuu, imagine how weak she must be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
God I wish a group of fairies would corner me

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276840
>Yuuka is an evil youkai and the most dangerous
Step on her dumb flowers and she will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276880
Is it cheating if they use their wings to help, or the goal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35281325
I wish a group of fairies would mug me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35287387
I wish a group of fairies would rape me at gun point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
>canon
If I recall correctly, Lily White was caught by a human child once. She simply asked him to let her go and he complied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35287837
>If I recall correctly, Lily White was caught by a human child once. She simply asked him to let her go and he complied.
dumb kids, that sounds as bad as the time that teenager had a chance with Major in GiTS but rather go to sleep that have hip shattering next universe level sex with a hot female cyborg.

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>>35289686
> hip shattering next universe level sex with a hot female cyborg.
Fun until you finish, then she removes her insert, tosses it to you and tells you to go clean it. You spend the rest of the night on 4chan/jp/ona/ hoping you do it properly so she won't hunt you down if she detects mold inside. You also suspect she can still remotely feel it and track it.

[Anonymous No.]

Please protect the fairies, anons. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35289895
I'll marry and protect all the fairies!

[not that guy but No.]

>>35289999
digits confirm fairies are safe

[Anonymous No.]

I will kidnap Luna Child then the other fairies will be restless

[Anonymous No.]

>>35290137
Her girlfriend will rescue her from you!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let all that tension build up, if it does something amazing happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35290265
Are they going to overflow?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Luna has disgusting coffee breath

[Anonymous No.]

god damn I hate fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35292449
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276958
Yes, that's it

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
yeah, the statements about releasing your anger on them.
they're basically punching bags, not onaholes as some may believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35307483
It's an important part of human village culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>35307483
They can be both. There's nothing stopping you from punching a fairy's tummy with your fist while punching her cervix with your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35294368
Ignore it, it's a twitter account posting things here trying to get reactions so they can screenshot them for epic points.

[Anonymous No.]

Flying

[Anonymous No.]

>>35307701
No I posted that because I couldn't find the image I was looking for. The twatertroll then reposted it as an OP without bothering to change the 4chan generated 9334 filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35307693
Won't you hit your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35284442
You'd have to be very dumb to complain about getting stung by wasps if you go and kick their hive on purpose, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35309666
You're not my mom!

[Anonymous No.]

What's so molestable about fairies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35324602
you're just a lolicon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35290137
That looks tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35307680
back off, Akyuu.
>>35289999
You can only have one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35284442
insult her flowers and she will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276880
What is cirno's one rep max?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35287837
A kid grabbed her. He didn't know the true danger of a fairy then. Besides, Lily is a good fairy. Even adults like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35292449
>>35292449
I want to sexualize you, and I will sexualize you.

[Anonymous No.]

I find it a lot more strange that villagers could bear to beat fairies to death instead of using them as onaholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35352915
99 lbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>35357395
You forget that it takes place where sexual relations are not something casually done like the harlots of today, and childbirth is risky. It isn't surprising that using them in the way you described isn't the first thing to cross their mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35287387
I can't believe Fairies can make things disappear if you look perpendicular from whichever angle their wings are facing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35357395
They do, but they keep it a secret so inferior human women don't feel jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35359482
>where sexual relations are not something casually done like the harlots of today
Literally never existed in history outside of some retard's idealistic dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35359490
Why not? That is Sunny's power, after all, to bend light and/or make things invisible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JELLSqLduAc

[Anonymous No.]

>>35359665
>Literally never existed in history outside of some retard's idealistic dreams.
Well that's certainly not true if people think the new generation is too open about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275610
L O C K

[Anonymous No.]

>>35368153
>Well that's certainly not true if people think the new generation is too open about it.
People think women shaking their asses while dancing was invented in 2010.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone mistreats fairies, even youkai like Kappa!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35369140
Kappas aren't that much bigger than fairies. I want to sexually harrass them so they learn that abusing the weak is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
They get their smelly loli asses sodomized by human dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35369197
the weak should fear the strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35369197
They will fist you and collect the semen instead

[Anonymous No.]

Luna Child seems like the easiest fairy to catch, so long as she isn't with Sunny - but even then, she's such a klutz that she'd get left behind after she tripped anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384350
In the works, they tend to abandon her anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384350
I want to capture, adopt and marry Luna-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35368902
that's not what I was referencing

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anon, how does this picture make you feel?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90809895

[Anonymous No.]

>>35398552
>おしっこ攻撃
Closed before it even loads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824

[Anonymous No.]

If you cut a fairy in half from the head down, which side grows back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
I rub my dick on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>35416893
they reattach together, however, it would be impossible to test as fairies often pichuun after sustaining a colossal amount of damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35384577
Fairies are not susceptible to stockholm syndrome

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>>35428058
he didn't suggest consent was necessary

[Anonymous No.]

Even if they don't have money, surely fairies have something to offer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35431943
I'd be very glad to purchase their panties and pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35416893
I thought they just respawn somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
They give them lots of mushrooms and nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35369197
Kappa are absurdly strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35309256
>No I posted that because I couldn't find the image I was looking for
wow that's actually pretty smart haha

then again 4chan users have shown that they can be extremely smart when they want to

or maybe i'm just really dumb

[Anonymous No.]

Post ZUN art of the fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35450800
I wonder how they'd look now in his current style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35451404
Cirno, Clownpiece, Lily White, and Eternity Larva have all been drawn in ZUN's modern style. I don't know why ZUN doesn't give Lily a proper sized drawing already though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276840
Yuuka is the "get the fuck off my lawn"hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35307701
the image is like fifteen fucking years old

[Anonymous No.]

>>35452484
I was thinking more of the Three Fairies when I typed that, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

Smash

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
Usually people beat them up or let them go. As others have said they're incredibly weak. Only like, Cirno and Clownpiece are legitimately dangerous, and Cirno's not THAT dangerous.

They *do* become a threat when they form a fairy WAAAGH! during an incident, however

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276282
Not him, but I happen to find adults more sexually attractive than children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
Yes, in Perfect Momento in Strict Sense it mentions that Lily White has been caught by a child, but she simply yelled at them to let her go and flew off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35290137
I want to cuddle Luna :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276282
Not him, but I like children in general. Touhou lolis only have the appearance and superficial attitude of real little girls. Something is missing there, so I don't find them as hot as real ones.

That's why I prefer teenage touhous like Yuyuko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35466247
I do too, but the difference is so small that I basically like them the same anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35466247
You're the opposite of me, then. I can't see adult women as females.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35453030
So isn't the average Jaypee user circa 2021.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35466247
Your kind sickens me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35488392
the same can be said for you to many.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35474616
>teenage
>Yuyuko
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275610
what is this a picture of?

[Anonymous No.]

Luna grew

[Anonymous No.]

>>35505720
It's a screenshot of the video in >>35359737 that >>35275610 and >>35276001 were referencing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
How come there's never any youkai x fairy doujins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509658
Impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>35309666
IS THAT FUCKING PIECE OF PIZZ-
aww man

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509658
Wrong Milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35509658
Would this be Luna Adult then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35512219
If those fat ugly bastards aren't youkai then I'm the Son of a Submariner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274832
>>35274840
1/2
Day 1: I have successfully secured the fairies inside a bullet proof jar. Thankfully they have no lives or bombs left so they cannot cheat her way out of this situation. The container is 6 foot tall but has a small opening at the top to prevent them from suffocating; though air is still rare in there. It has been three hours that they have tried in vain to break out of their jar. Because they seemed so tired, I decided to start the experiment by pouring some of my seeds (one gallon) inside the container to feed her some precious vitamins. As they all powerlessly looked in horror at the small amount of liquid food that started pouring onto them, they vainly tried to cover their face to prevent the juice from getting in their eyes. Their clothes, turned transparent and half white from the fluids that came from my manhood; stuck to their frail figure. Apparently not able to assimilate the nutrients, they were taken by violent gaggings and started puking on themselves. The fluids from my cum and their puke blended into a yellowish mix that was one inch deep in the bottom of the jar; splattering and sticking on their shoes like a blob of slime.

Day 2: It has been 28 hours since the fairies have been imprisoned inside the cum jar. Though their eyes seem to be irritated from crying and the atmosphere of the jar, they seem to still be healthy enough to live for at least a week thanks to their resurrection abilities. For this day, I decided to change their food and replace it with an old sample of my semen, which dates back to three years ago. Because of it's old age, it was semi-solid; like guacamole. Opening the vent at the top of their jar, I was welcomed by the terrorized cries of them all, who looked dreadfully at the container I was carrying. I poured down the clumps of fermented sperm onto them, which must have amounted for a total of 10 gallons. Panicked, Sunny and Star attempted to remove the seed pâté from her body; but because of it's texture, it just kept on spreading on their clothes and under their fingernails. Luna has decided to give up on trying and curled up into a fetal position. Luna's face; twisted from the horror she was experiencing, started gagging in vain, as her spasming stomach was empty thanks to her stubbornness of not eating my fresh seeds. Feeling her strength leaving her body, she fell onto her knees into the muddy mass quicksand of semen which now reached up to the bottom of her breasts.

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>>35517148
2/2
Day 5: After leaving them to rest for three days, I came back to a bunch of unconscious fairies with dark eyebags and dried lips; their face completely covered with a crusty layer of semen which looked like an excessively dried face mask. Not sure whether they were still alive or not; and not wanting to give them a chance to escape, I started adding a large dose of semen to see if they would react once theit face was below surface. Though not reacting at first, they started opening their eyes when the gooey mass started reaching their neck. As if her instinct to live suddenly kicked in, a large dose of adrenaline started rushing through Sunny's veins as she tried to stand up as fast as she could, only to slip up and fall head first into the sperm. Quickly, she got back up and lied on the wall of her jar, coughing because of the sudden intake of semen through her throat and nose. Luna and Star decided to do the same. I kept on pouring. The level was now reaching thei chin when they stood up on their toes. I decided to leave it at that, and to just observe them for the next 15 hours, as they struggle to stay awake because of their lack of sleep and food intake. Finally, they found a way to stand up and lie on the wall of the jar to sleep, leaving only their mouth underneath the sea of sperm.

Day 6: I decided to make a surprise to them for hanging on for so long without eating any of my semen. Their lifeless eyes greeted me, while their head kept tilting backward and forward; indicating that they were shortly falling asleep for a few seconds out of exhaustion. I opened the top of the jar, knowing full well that they wasn't in condition to escape from the jar. Using a fishing hook, I managed to take Luna out and put her into a seperate jar, carefully so as not to let the others escape. After pouring this jar with semen as well. Tied to a thin rope, I carefully let down a piece of raw meat to the level of her face, making sure it was intact from my semen. Luna's eyes lit up, as raw meat was a godsent in this situation for her. She was naturally stupid so her instincts kicked in during this situation. She violently started tearing parts of the raw meat and gulped it down in minutes. What she didn't know, however, was that it freshly came out of the body of Kaguya Houraisan; who was locked down in another room inside my mansion. Eating the raw liver of an immortal is, after all, a way to transfer one's immortality to another. While fairies are able to resurrect, they will "go out of commission" someday, whatever that means. Thus I must make sure to keep Luna, my favorite one, alive to see her suffer endlessly. Thankfully, being immortal didn't mean that she stopped feeling pain, far from it. Satisfied, I went back to pick up a barrel of sperm to fill the rest of her jar. I must admit that I giggled when I saw the sudden drop in hope on her face when she witnessed what was coming for her. As if the last bits of her sanity crumbled, she let out a chilling scream and started banging on the walls of her jar, in vain. The violence behind each one of her hits was enough to break her bones and leave blood on the wall, but the wounds on her body healed up almost instantly. She started trying to choke herself with her own hands, but while she did feel the pain of suffocating and having her throat crushed, she wouldn't die. I began pouring. As the level rose, her cries for help and mercy gradually sounded like she was talking underwater, which was actually the case, but with semen. I stopped pouring once the level was 3 inches away from the top of the jar; leaving just enough room to give her the hope of breathing air. After watching her struggle for 3 hours and 45 minutes to make sure she was immortal, I decided that my Luna cum jar was complete, and started transporting it to my subterranean abode, where I stored my other 53 cum jars.

Satisfied with the result, I let out a satisfied sigh.

"Now I wonder which fairy I should try next?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>35517157
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35518244
Might not be Suika OL ERP but it's OC

[Anonymous No.]

>>35518367
i mean i really like the writing and OC is always appreciated, im just not into drowning fairies in old cum but its pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>35518437
fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>35369320
This is the most realistic answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35518244
You have to save them Reimu. Please, for the love of all that is halfway decent, s a v e t h e m.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35517157
Are the other jars just full of fairies too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35518989
There’s a reason why the sprite for those fairies you shoot in touhou games changes sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35522178
I'd like to hear their stories too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35518437
>drowning fairies in old cum
Yeah I was originally planning for Luna’s segment to be me shooting a live one into her jar but thought that’d be too plain and decided I’d settle with her suffering endlessly via immortality in semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35522200
Unfortunately my writing can only come up on the spot, next time I write it won’t be as good

[Anonymous No.]

Don't yousei absorb seieki and become stronger? How could you bury them in it without them evolving into something like >>35509658?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35523404
Mash B button

[Anonymous No.]

>>35523404
I see nothing wrong with this. After pumping them and growing them into adults, we can easily kill them so thAt they resurrect with their original bodies again, I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35517148
>>35517157
Don't bully Luna

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape Star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35533432
Star is a rapist.
You can't rape a rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35541309
Reverse raping the rapist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35541603
that's just [you] being raped.

[Anonymous No.]

Fairy threads were always unique...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35549792
They are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35552162
Star's armpit!

[Anonymous No.]

yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>35555555
good

[Anonymous No.]

Wish I were a fairy so I could find out myself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>35555604
go to >>35485782 and you can find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35555555
here's to Cirno

[Anonymous No.]

>>35556448
Why was it deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35555604
You want to be raped by aggressive anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35562726
GETs are against the rules, specifically global rule 3f

[Anonymous No.]

>>35556254
go be butt buddies with some other fag.

[Anonymous No.]

best fairy thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>35518244
>why
you think reason will be able explain that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35287387
>Live in a miserable suburb all your life
>Kill yourself expecting Gensokyo
>Arrive only to realize it's actually a worse LA hood
There really is no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35576679
Greening is NG.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to HUG and CUDDLE this cute fairy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35578439
You cannot hug and cuddle my daughterwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35580154
It's already too late!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35563527
holy shit, fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>35563527
But they allow vteen threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
r___

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
No, really, lots of sex. Lots of fairy sex happen when fairies get caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274832
Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274832
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>35556448
he did it twice in a row >>35555554

[Anonymous No.]

I miss back when /jp/ could take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35552162
Why is there so much lewd art of star

[Anonymous No.]

>>35614586
Cheeky brat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>35578439
She’s adorable and deserves tons of headpats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>35611126
We could still try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35634559
One day everything will be alright again. We just have to be patient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35635524

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[Anonymous No.]

>>35274832
>They get put in bottles by blond boys in green.
there are different colors for four swords anniversary though

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
They make fairy juice out of them

[Anonymous No.]

Consider licking fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35656080
Don't do that anon. You will catch Fairy. You will start feeling urges to go prank random villagers and bizarre feelings of kinship with onaholes.
Is that what you want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35656080
I ejaculate all over the fairies of Gensokyo, so it'd be a terrible idea for anyone to try licking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35656414
How does that work? You figured out where they manifest after "dying" and spawncamp them?
Sitting there with a stop watch in one hand, dick in the other- counting down the seconds for em to manifest so that the first thing they see is high-velocity spunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35656743
A much simpler way would be to tell them to close their eyes and stick their tongues out, and after the deed is done, stalk them to make sure they don't die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275610
kek based

[Anonymous No.]

>>35658171
Most fairies would be dumb enough to fall for that more than once. But what about them smarter fairies? Gotta up your game. Fairy Hide-and-go-spunk is intense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35656080
I reject that notion.
Those creatures probably don't bathe often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35357395
Human Villagers are sub sand-people tier savages who view nothing strange with performing the equivalent of human sacrifice. Them reacting to a prank with violence is par for course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35276275
To be fair, when your only exposure to humanity is the shrine and village, can you fault them for being disdainful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35669594
Why don’t those fairies just buzz off then instead of bugging them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35668039
I doubt they need to bathe anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35669712
Because the fact they're such jerks makes them fun pranking targets

[Anonymous No.]

>>35673707
Anything can get dirty. Even my figurines of them need to be cleaned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35642824
Imagine licking and comparing their feet amongst each other haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>35664490
>But what about them smarter fairies?
There are only two fairies with IQ higher than room temperature. Luna-chan is for kissing romantically, so you shouldn't ejaculate on her face until marriage, and with Star you can just say you want to bukkake her and she'll happily let you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35676437
>There are only two fairies with IQ higher than room temperature.
That's a less than generous estimate.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not underestimate the fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35580154
I think there must be a mistake, as Luna-chan has always been and always will be my beloved daughterwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35652403
BUH-BUH-BUH-BASED Akyuu

[Anonymous No.]

Luna got adopted by Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>35274824
Whatever happened, they turned out fine in the end and learned nothing from that experience, because they're fairies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275610
I love sam hyde, I think he would get along with reimu

[Anonymous No.]

>>35621952
After playing eraTW, this only happens after months, if not years, of trying for a baby, and with divine intevention on your side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>35287387
You're in a gang infested hood in some alternate gensokyo. Which 2hu would you want to have your back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>35691319
Suika

[Anonymous No.]

>>35275625
cope

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>>35683298
Why is Clownpiece so sexual!!??

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>>35694695
>cope

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>>35707785
>>35709828
>>35710184
All cute, but Luna’s the cutest.

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>>35711294
I concur.

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>>35691319
the strongest ofc

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>>35691319
That depends.
Will they be your ally to the end or are they a backstabbing snake? Or better yet, a sellout.

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We need new fairies.