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I sometimes fantasize about doing sexual things to Satori.

>> No.3523455

Can she see where I wish she had a penis?

>> No.3523454

She can see your thoughts. She is not pleased.

>> No.3523456

I sometimes fantasize about doing sexual things to the OP.

>> No.3523457

>>3523454
She seems pretty aroused.

>> No.3523459

I sometimes have sex with her

>> No.3523472
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3523472

Oh what's this?

You want to rape me?

>> No.3523476
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>>3523455

>> No.3523485
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>>3523445
>>3523455
>>3523457
>>3523459
Satori fantasizes about getting a restraining order against you.

>> No.3523496

>>3523485
Then I will spend my life trying to rape her, regardless of whether she has a dick or not.

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>>3523496

>> No.3523516

>>3523472

Consensual sex is fine too.

>> No.3523518

>>3523511
It's too late, my quest has begun. Either give in or kill me. Keep in mind that your resistance will only make my penis harder.

>> No.3523515

>>3523511

Saying no is what makes it rape, love.

>> No.3523527

>>3523485

When I saw that picture I heard her shouting ITS TIME TO GET UP PARTY PEOPLEEEEEEEE!!!!! in my head.

I've probably watched touhou hellscaper too many times.

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3523555

>3523515
>3523518
Need I remind you there is no second controller port in real life? All your moves will be predicted and as such your lust will result in your demise.

>> No.3523556
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>>3523515
>>3523518
Need I remind you there is no second controller port in real life? All your moves will be predicted and as such your lust will result in your demise.

>> No.3523574

>>3523556

Despite knowing all of my moves, you cannot counter me if my battle style is flawless or I do not allow you enough time to think of an adequate counter.

>> No.3523583

>>3523574
If your style is really that good, it's most likely because you've already thought of all the ways it could be undermined or any ways that it could still be undermined ... and she'd know them too.

>> No.3523591

>>3523583

It depends. Can she read all my memories instantaneously, or does it take a moment? Or can she only read what I am thinking about at the time?

Alternatively, I'll have thought counters to my own counters and she would have to invent the fourth step herself (I don't believe I'm meticulous enough to think of counters of the counter to the counter of my 'flawless' technique).

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3523664

Unlike you perverts I fantasize about giving Satori a piece of cake.

>> No.3523666

>>3523664
There is something wrong with the cake and she knows what you did to it. Pervert.

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>>3523666
There is nothing wrong with the cheesecake.

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