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Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:51:22 2009 No.3522502 [Reply] [Original]

You walk into your room and see this.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:52:22 2009 No.3522507 >>3522502 Try to will myself into a less shitty game.

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Sat Oct 10 09:53:22 2009 No.3522510 I'd probably be too confused and shy to do anything, but I imagine I'd get shouted at and I obediently leave and close the door behind me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:53:22 2009 No.3522515 Ignore, get to my PC, play touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:53:22 2009 No.3522512 Joined the and die as non-virgin

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:54:22 2009 No.3522516 I wonder why someone was on my computer and then save the image

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:54:22 2009 No.3522517 >>3522502 Get raped, probably, they won't let you leave easily you know.

>>	Frenchfag !4ToUU65/t2 Sat Oct 10 09:54:22 2009 No.3522518 close the door

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:54:22 2009 No.3522519 >>3522502 But I never leave my room.

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Sat Oct 10 09:58:18 2009 No.3522542 do suigintouhou

>>	Suigin !YUsuiginy. Sat Oct 10 09:59:22 2009 No.3522544 suigintouhou

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:01:22 2009 No.3522555 Two semi-naked women in my room? Their vaginas are mine by divine rite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:03:22 2009 No.3522568 >>3522519 Then you can't espace from fate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:05:22 2009 No.3522577 >>3522568 >espace stop playing games/VN when posting, 'taku !

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:10:22 2009 No.3522590 I put on my robe and wizard hat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:10:22 2009 No.3522593 What is Shou doing with a pair of boobs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:11:22 2009 No.3522601 Move and shoot. Aim for the weakspots to attempt attacks of massive damage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:12:22 2009 No.3522605 >>3522555 They're boys.

>>	Katsu-kun !!F17Uym/1MLN Sat Oct 10 12:43:22 2009 No.3523143 >>3522605 Serious?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:52:22 2009 No.3523176 Wonder why my room has two doors.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:53:22 2009 No.3523181 Sprint across the room and rape Murasa while she's flustered.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:54:22 2009 No.3523182 Ejaculate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 12:59:22 2009 No.3523202 >>3523143 >boobs >no sign of cock or balls No he isn't.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 13:02:22 2009 No.3523222 >>3522590

>>	None !WEEABooXS6 Sat Oct 10 13:06:22 2009 No.3523237 WA WA WA wasuremono~

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:25:22 2009 No.3523517 >>3522502 Turn around, pull my pants down, bend over, spread my ass cheeks, and fire a shit missile into the room. Then close the door and walk away going about my usual business.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:27:22 2009 No.3523525 Anchors, everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:32:22 2009 No.3523542 >>3522502 Realize that Shou looks very nice without her usual clothes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:33:22 2009 No.3523544 >>3523202 >Implying that boys can't have boobs. >Implying that boys can't hide their cock and balls Oh you silly goose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:38:22 2009 No.3523559 File: 143 KB, 640x480, 1227743351859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:38:22 2009 No.3523561 >>3523544 But... that's GAY

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:41:22 2009 No.3523564 >>3523561 ur mom is gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:46:22 2009 No.3523568 >>3522605 No they arn't you dumb shit. They're chicks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:52:22 2009 No.3523576 Turn around and go on my way. Bitch is just out of prison, why the hell would I stand in the way of her getting some loving?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:59:22 2009 No.3523584 Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:00:22 2009 No.3523588 >>3523584 Oh man that brings back memories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:01:22 2009 No.3523592 >>3523544 >hide their cock and balls Or, they can have sex change surgery! :D

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:05:22 2009 No.3523603 >>3523584 More like moonwalk away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:07:22 2009 No.3523606 I hope there will be some doujinshis with HijirixShou, with Shou having a genderbend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 15:13:22 2009 No.3523611 I will take a ticket and wait for my turn

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:15:22 2009 No.3523755 Who the fuck are you Why the fuck are you in my house I'm calling the police Put on some clothes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:25:22 2009 No.3523779 I would dock my boat in their ports.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:28:22 2009 No.3523790 Wonder when my room became Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:34:22 2009 No.3523813 File: 173 KB, 640x368, Shirou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3523779 Excuse me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:49:22 2009 No.3523869 >>3523568 They're boys, you faggot. Goddamn, you get aroused by men. You're a fucking queer.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:52:22 2009 No.3523887
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I'd draw my knife and Mk22, then proceed to sneak towards them. I'll grab the one on top with a chokehold, shoot the blonde one with a tranquilizer dart, then slam the butt of the gun into the back of the head of the other.

Then I'll proceed to have my way with them, over and over again, until their bodies are raw and numb.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:53:22 2009 No.3523897 File: 164 KB, 497x270, guh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3523869 > they're boys

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:54:22 2009 No.3523901 >>3523869 But, they aren't. Byakuren Hijiri and Shou Toramaru are both female. As is Cpt. Minamitsu Murasa in the background there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:55:22 2009 No.3523906 ask to be the man sausage in their boob biscuit sandwich then rape if the answer is anything other than yes and let them know that in advance

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:06:22 2009 No.3524370 File: 66 KB, 383x450, 6494536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't get Shou =boy. She doesn't look nor dress like one.

>>	Vector !NEy29ODpvs Sat Oct 10 19:18:22 2009 No.3524410 Byakuren isn't a treasure.

>>	Vector !NEy29ODpvs Sat Oct 10 19:19:22 2009 No.3524416 >>3524370 It think the tiger stripes and short hair are the main reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:20:22 2009 No.3524419 Oh hey, look, another boring canned subordinate/master love relationship. This is what, Touhou's..... fifth?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:24:22 2009 No.3524438 File: 319 KB, 634x741, derp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3524419 lets see eirin/udonge youmu/yuyuko sakuya/remi koakuma/patchouli momiji/aya Looks like you under-counted it.

>>	Vector !NEy29ODpvs Sat Oct 10 19:25:22 2009 No.3524447 File: 355 KB, 450x705, 6148096.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3524419 Are you forgetting that UFO has two instances of this?

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:27:22 2009 No.3524452
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>>3524447
Just what are you trying to get at? You're only supporting my point that Touhou is just spaced repetition of the same fanon shit; boring, canned characters, predictable and uninteresting relationships, stupid memes repeated ad nauseam.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:29:22 2009 No.3524459

>>3522555
Ah yes, I forgot this is /jp/ not /tg/ - nobody has corrected you for saying "rite" not "right" yet.

Unless you mean you've performed some divine ritual allowing you to conquer any women who undress in your presence, which for a NEET would be a pointless thing indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:32:22 2009 No.3524472 File: 37 KB, 334x338, 1249496655262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3522502

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:51:41 2009 No.3524551 >>3524535 Double-edged sword. Pros: Less shitty posts and shitty threads. Interesting threads stay up longer. Cons: Less interesting threads to post in. Very long intervals between posts (even hours long).

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 19:57:41 2009 No.3524562 /jp/ is shit, I can't even take it easy here anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:01:41 2009 No.3524580 >>3524562 fuck off /bun/ dev

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:23:22 2009 No.3524669 >>3524459 Correcting people's grammar on 4chan is the apex of futility.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:24:41 2009 No.3524676 come back in 3-4 hours during PRIMETIME

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:27:22 2009 No.3524686 >>3524459 No, Divine Rite. I'm a sage of nudity, you see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 20:29:41 2009 No.3524692 >>3524676 But it is primetime

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