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Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:22:42 2009 No.3521751 [Reply] [Original]

You are now a middle aged man.

Your 18 year old daughter comes to you with her problem – she’s never been in a relationship and she’s afraid that she’ll be left over Christmas cake.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:23:42 2009 No.3521752 >>3521751 >she's afraid that she'll be left over Christmas cake I wonder where the fuck she learned that term.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:25:42 2009 No.3521754 早速レイプ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:25:42 2009 No.3521756 >>3521752 I dont even know what the fuck that term means.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:25:42 2009 No.3521755

I tell her that I was the same, a social recluse who always looked down on the people around me and had substantial social anxiety.

However, I seemingly turned out fine, and somewhere along the way ended up with a family.

If I don't give her my advice out of true life experience, its nothing but bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:27:42 2009 No.3521760 >>3521755 >However, I seemingly turned out fine She is adopted.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:27:42 2009 No.3521761

>>3521755
>However, I seemingly turned out fine, and somewhere along the way ended up with a family.
That doesn't mean you turned out fine. Where is her mother? You're probably a single father struggling to survive and provide a future for your daughter by working two minimum wage jobs.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:27:42 2009 No.3521762

Seeing how I'm in America, and I'm guessing she'll be treating me like how any average female American 18 year-old would treat a middle-aged man, I'll passively listen to her.

Idealistically, in a 2D world, I would take her out somewhere, I guess. And because this is an idealistic 2D world, at the end, she would cry in my arms, letting out a few "I love you daddy" between sobs. I would say something equally cliche, like how she'll "always be my little girl", and all that, and she'll say it's one of her best memories in her life, because it is an idealistic 2D world.

She would also have a flat chest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:28:42 2009 No.3521764 Tell her that her 2 gay dads are there for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:30:42 2009 No.3521770 >>3521756 http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChristmasCake

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:34:42 2009 No.3521778 >>3521770 >http://tvtropes.org

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:36:42 2009 No.3521781 I want a girl that looks like that now :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:36:42 2009 No.3521784 Give her a few inspiring, yet cryptic Confucian proverbs. If any friends have a respectable similarly-aged son, see if she's interested.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:37:42 2009 No.3521785 >If any friends have a respectable similarly-aged son, see if she's interested. What.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:39:42 2009 No.3521788 >>3521751 HNNNNNNGGGGGG

>>	littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ Sat Oct 10 04:41:42 2009 No.3521791 File: 227 KB, 817x612, imo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm the girl in the OP.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:42:42 2009 No.3521792 >>3521791 Eeeewww

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:49:42 2009 No.3521809 >>3521791 disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:51:42 2009 No.3521813 >>3521809 >>3521792 Fags.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:54:42 2009 No.3521817 >>3521791 If you had an actual vagina and neatly trimmed pubic hair, I'd offer you my virginity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:55:42 2009 No.3521819 >>3521813 hey littlewitch, you forgot your trip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:57:42 2009 No.3521823 >>3521817 I like your priorities.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:03:42 2009 No.3521836 >>3521813 fucking littlewitch, fuck you.

>>	littlewitch !ponpoNB7VQ Sat Oct 10 05:05:42 2009 No.3521849 >>3521836 >>3521819 Yeah I can't handle people insulting the picture that isn't really me, grr.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:12:42 2009 No.3521859 >>3521760 Do you have to discourage him like that? Damn...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:13:42 2009 No.3521860 Well I'd sit her down and say LINK MAH BOI, THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:14:42 2009 No.3521861 >>3521849 yuu mado?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:17:42 2009 No.3521866 I'd take a few pictures of her and make a thread on 4chan. Anyone want my daughter? She's looking for a good anon. I wouldn't post it on /b/ though, as I do love my daughter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:18:42 2009 No.3521868 Delicious cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:19:42 2009 No.3521870 donate her to 4chan. Oh wait, 18 is too old for 4chan...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:30:42 2009 No.3521881 I'd tell her that 3D is pig disgusting and the only one she needs is her husbando.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:33:42 2009 No.3521887 I'll be her man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:34:42 2009 No.3521889 Why do Japanese even buy Christmas Cake at all? They're not Christians.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:35:42 2009 No.3521892 >>3521889 because Cakie is good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:35:42 2009 No.3521894 >>3521889 Because holydays excuse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:35:42 2009 No.3521895 >>3521889 When I was in highschool and taking Japanese, the exchange student told me she thought it was an American tradition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:37:42 2009 No.3521900 >>3521889 Celebrated secularly in japan. It's pretty much the same int he US and Europe anyway, it's about presents, people don't give a damn about some hippy from 2000 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:39:42 2009 No.3521908 >>3521889 Christmas itself isn't really a true christian holiday. It was adapted from a pagan tradition to ease them into their religion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:43:42 2009 No.3521915 >>3521908 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:51:25 2009 No.3521927 >>3521743 stop spaming ur crappy bored on anoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:03:42 2009 No.3521945 Rape, Pillage and Plunder

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:19:42 2009 No.3521980 >>3521889 >implying christmas in the way it's celebrated these days has anything to do with christianity.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:10:42 2009 No.3522081
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This sounds like a job for Paimon. Summon him, enchant a few men, see if there's any she likes. I wouldn't have a clue about relationships because successfully summoning a Goetic devil is the only way I could have managed to get a daughter like that.

>>	MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio Sat Oct 10 07:13:42 2009 No.3522083 I'd have a good father and daughter chat with her at the cost of one virginity.

>>	Katsu-kun !!F17Uym/1MLN Sat Oct 10 07:29:42 2009 No.3522099 >>3521751 Seeing as this is /jp/, shouldn't we either a) Tell her she's better off this way, or b) Offer to at least take her virginity?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:39:42 2009 No.3522116 >>3521751 I introduce her to male 2D lovers for her. She can stay in her room all day playing female oriented games.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:58:37 2009 No.3522174 >>3521743 stop spaming ur crappy bored on anoпtalk.com u retartet fagit's

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